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Everyone told me the dreams are always just a lie.

Yeah.

Feeling it coming.

And finally, we arrive at our exhibition's crown jewel, the Astral

Compass, said to possess infinite power.

Legend has it, when the war god Phoenix Master last opened it, he vanished

completely.

Ever since, despite its vital importance to the cosmos, the talisman's magic has

yet to return.

As for how to activate the compass...

That remains a mystery to this day.

Surely it can't be. The Astral Compass, it's finally emerged in Gold City of all

places.

Battalion, forward!

Once that compass is in our claw,

the year of the rat shall finally be!

Casting it from gold didn't work, and silver won't do either. Master doesn't

eat mortal food, so what about a face made from dough?

After 300 years, I'd be so worn down.

Our counterfeit pastry looks even better than the real deal compass.

The Celestial Master will definitely be fooled by this one.

You sure there'll be no lightning this time?

It's perfect. Now don't jinx it. It's time for us to go back home.

We have one shot heaven away!

It's time to do our jobs!

We bow before you, Celestial Master.

Bottle Master.

You drank the elixir and were exiled.

Uh, my lord, I'm Phoenix Master.

Yes, Phoenix Master, you drank the elixir and were exiled.

My lord, still not me.

Oh, right, Phoenix Master, period.

You abused your divine powers, endangered innocence, and lost the

astral compass.

Only upon finding the compass and achieving enlightenment... Shall you

return to heaven?

Three hundred years.

That's the time you were given, and your time is running out. If you fail to

return it, you'll become a mortal being.

Neither chose. I've returned the compass. Here, my lord. Look.

Phoenix, my lord.

What? They corrupted.

There's no way.

My handiwork was flawless.

Water scotch.

My lord, please, check now.

A person's been in forgery.

If all you do is bring me counterfeits, then all you'll get is lightning.

You have one more chance.

I will give you until midnight.

Now, beat it.

Take your rule.

this time.

Master,

at least it was just once.

Witness my lightning beam!

We won't stand a chance. We need Heaven to send us a hero. Augusta, I'll go get

help. When did you get here?

Not you.

Do you even know the way to Heaven?

Heaven sent help pretty quick.

The compass, it will be mine!

Heaven really just sent us a cat.

So that's what a deity looks like.

Look up there! A kitty!

That thing kicked the demon's kitty. He defeated the dragon.

He did. I saw him. Is he so kind of God?

Thank you.

They're still like us.

Heaven's hero defeated the demon and brought the compass back to us just in

time. Master, we're finally going to get to go home.

Ever since my little transformation, I lay eggs when I get overstimulated.

Enjoy it while you can. You'll be a phoenix soon.

Those villagers down there, they worship us. We're a god to them. So take off

that badge and put away your little guard cap before they catch on.

What? You'd rather Jerry get all the spoils and splendor?

Since our banished, I mean, relocation 300 years ago, I bet Heaven's really

changed a lot. We both feel a bit out of touch.

Before we return, what's new up there? What's trending?

Master, why isn't he saying anything? Do you think we're being tested by him?

This scepter makes me feel all tingly.

Sunny, mind your manners.

Give it back to our esteemed dead.

This weapon is not meant for mortals.

I'm Phoenix Master, director of the gargoyle.

I'm honored you came all the way from heaven to help me.

You shouldn't have.

Here's my trusty mount, a phoenix disguised as a huge chicken.

Why don't you just hop on board for your own guided tour of Gold City?

And when we return, we'll throw a welcome party.

No snacks on this flight.

Sonny, Xander, start your prepping. And spare no expense.

It's party time!

Today is the Lantern Festival.

And now that you're down here to visit us, there's a lot to celebrate.

See that golden temple?

I run the place.

From there, we watch over the entire city. Day or night, we're always on

call.

Ah, Golden Lake. When the spring flowers bloom, people come from all over. Isn't

it a beautiful sight?

There's the gate.

And our moat, the biggest in the kingdom.

Gold City built it in less than a hundred years.

Isn't it impressive?

And here's downtown, Lantern Street, the best place to go when you want to have

fun. My lord, you must hold on tight.

And who is this dapper-looking deity?

Oh, wow.

Well, I guess it's yours truly.

Masters float this year.

Burned your eyes?

Does it look like him? No, it looks just like me.

This thing does look like me, right?

Didn't think you'd be so into Peking opera.

Since you're such a big fan, how about a duet?

I'll sing with you.

Huh? I got it, boss. I'll go.

You! In broad daylight, our chances for victory are slim.

But this one is.

Somebody's after me.

Not me, the compass.

It's 3 p.m. We need to get a move on.

I have been a very good host.

The festival is starting soon, and so is your banquet.

We've prepared a grand banquet of Gold City delicacy just for you.

Enjoy.

Huh?

Huh?

Yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.

Jackie.

Want to be a living legend, do it my way. Grab yourself a mic, let's go and

hit the highway.

Work hard, work hard, go and get a payday. Never fail, don't quit.

Shout out to my boys.

Living largely at a party. It's a feel-good time to deal with a headline.

Got a top cat and a hella cool mouth. Now the whole world knows what we're all

about. Listen to the rhythm taking over me.

Rhyme spilling, I'm chilling and it's so sweet.

No train on the plane, got a PJ.

Out the window, thought I found my boys T and J. What a rush, what a life, what

a part.

In the door, on the dance floor, let us shout it. Feel the people sway, hear

what I say.

The sunshine going to make you think all day. Got a cool cat next to me. Riding

like a phoenix from the Ashes, can't you see? It's an old jam with a new family.

Better hurry if you want to hit the party with me. So my main man says he's

got a crazy new chain. And we just about to say the whole city again.

Over the land, sea, and sky with the rest of our crew. Ain't no telling what

a kitty, what a cump's to do.

Tom and Jerry, you and I, we're going to make a million, going to touch the sky.

Let your heart shine, y'all. Let it guide you. It's a night the world's

mine. So fine. And I'm feeling all right. You'll never stop us. But you can

join on the dope ride. Stress limiting. Get yourself inside.

Take some fireworks.

It's our time now. Everybody is going to the city. Let's go.

I've brought you a rare heavenly peach cocktail.

Please, have a taste.

The fruit comes from a tree that blooms every 3,000 years.

One sip and you'll be a new kitty.

And no more worries, guaranteed.

If you had heavenly peach, then how come I've never tried some?

Because it's not heavenly peach, just peach liquor mixed with a bit of strong

catnip. Once he's mellowed out, the compass will be all ours.

Bottom down.

I see you have a snack to go with your drink.

My lord another refill for you

you a piece of peach cake I made earlier. Have a bite.

My friend, I hate to see someone bullied.

From now on, you're under my wing.

Come.

Time to go home.

Grandpa will...

Welcome. You're one of us now.

Come, I want to show you something.

This collection of treasures took me years to assemble.

Ah, you've got quite the eye.

I was right about you. Fortune has brought us together for a reason.

These artifacts show us the glory of the ancient, but today they are long

forgotten. Those who make their mark on history are the ones who dare to

innovate like us.

Do you know what Gold City needs more than anything?

You. You and your magnificent brain.

Sadly, it's always our brightest.

That bait enjoys toying with most.

What's more, it always finds a way to step on our Achilles' tail.

When I was small, I had a dream just

like you do.

Until 300 years ago.

Ever since that day, the sunlight's become unbearable to me. I was forced

underground to scheme in the dark.

But then I discovered this.

Fate's gift to me. Only in hands like ours can heaven's power ever truly be

harnessed.

We were one step away from fulfilling our destiny, but that dumb cat got his

grubby paws on it and used it to become a phony god!

You're the one who found it first.

By all reason, you're the one who deserves the astral compass.

So many years they thought they didn't need us. But now they'll see they've

overlooked our genius.

The time has come.

They can't have heaven's playbook. It must belong to me. I need that car.

Trust me, the festival's begun!

Oh, wow!

So beautiful!

Easy there, my lord.

You don't want to miss what's next.

That's it.

The box seats are ready.

We don't let just any alley cat sit here.

Come on, show time.

My lord, be mindful where you step.

Sonny, what are those floats?

Were they approved?

Bad news!

They're not in here!

Then shut the gates! Don't let them in! They're already shut! Master, there he

goes!

It's huge!

It's glorious!

I've never seen a float that big before!

It's

breathtaking

when the Cap God can have a float like that!

The compass is mine!

Retaliat, hoist up this foolish imposter!

Help our new brother take his vengeance!

How

dare

you wreck that!

Sonny, Xander, go and see what's going on. Yes, sir!

Brother,

get ready for my real gift.

Have you gone mad? Don't you want your revenge?

Got him, boss.

Fly!

It's all out of control. Defend the city. Come on.

How did you survive that fall?

My precious lantern!

You let the men wreck the parade and hurt our people. Just what are you

plotting?

Hold on.

Where is it? What have you done with the compass?

Weren't you sent to save us?

How could all this happen?

Because it turns out he's not a real deity.

Heavenly objects cannot be destroyed.

Master, we found footprints.

I smell a rat.

Look here, a strange device.

The claw mark.

Feeny! That demon rat stole the compass. We're going after him. It's the cat's

compass. Why does it matter so much?

He wasn't a rightful owner. It's a tool from heaven with great power.

Should it fall into the wrong hand, then we'll all be in danger.

You two, guard the city.

It's not important to me if you're a real god or not.

Only that you aren't a liar.

Big mistake, Mouse!

We could have changed the course of history together.

Are you scared

yet?

Do you feel that heat?

Spare me your regret.

Begging won't save you now.

Behold!

What's going on?

Tell me what's wrong! It won't open! Didn't you fools use it to shoot down my

mecha-dragon? You must know how it turns on!

What's the secret? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!

He's been gone a while.

We should go find him. Just wait a little longer. He'll be back. Yes.

Guard the city.

That's what he said.

You just do what you're told. You two heartless and gutless.

You troublemaker. What do you want, huh?

Haven't you done enough? Two!

Scram! Be gone!

You're going to rescue him? All by yourself?

Master always... told us to do the right thing.

That cat has the courage to save his friend. Aren't we brave enough to help

Master?

What do we do? Do we follow Master's orders?

I can't take anymore!

Hey,

need a ride?

I'll never make it there on foot.

I think he's in there.

Master. If he lost his shoe, that means Master's dead. I can't die. I'm

immortal. I'm just in this trap because I like it. It's cozy.

Didn't I tell you to guard the Golden Temple? Why did you all follow me here?

It was Jade's idea.

Sorry. Head back to Gold City. Protect the temple. Yes, sir. Right away. You

heard him.

Hey, why did he tag along?

He came here to save his friend.

Oh, his friend?

Do scammers even have friends?

It's too dangerous here. You must all head home quickly.

But we're worried about you. Yeah, you need backup.

We stand in the way. Away in your order, sir.

Please, all you're going to do is get in my way.

The enemy has just declared war!

I knew it! That smoke was poison!

Reveal yourself!

Enough with these dirty tricks of yours!

I see you haven't changed one bit!

Though I'm but a humble rodent, I have a dream to one day become a gargoyle and

defend our home with my machines.

Fellas, look at this.

My smoke screen.

When someone steps on it, it blows up in their face.

These spectacles are my multi-angled surveillance goggles. They let you see

in every direction.

This contraption's even cooler. It's powered by a... These are cheap tricks.

Good for entertaining children.

tricks you fool let's see what you have to say about my cheap tricks now the

astral compass

magic shock cages once you've been trapped

Feeny, what did you do? I had that rat floating up. All I did was lay an egg.

You lay very special eggs.

Now lay some more!

I lay special eggs.

Master thinks I'm special.

Master, I'm not distressed enough.

It's up to you now, Feeny. If you don't keep popping those out, all of us will

have egg on our face.

It's all up to me.

Hey, don't push yourself too hard.

No way am I dying a chicken, not because I couldn't lay a-

Oh, wow.

Xander, I have all my fingers!

Is that... The

compass!

My friends, I'm in your debt.

Now that I'm leaving, I'm starting to miss this realm. I feel the same way.

Master, we finally did right by Gold City. Now Heaven will see our worth,

finally. Yes, that's for sure.

We couldn't have done it without you.

Master, we'll make sure Heaven rewards you. Just wait, you'll see. See, if we

don't take big risks, we can't get the big reward.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Phoenix Master, Dragon Player, and Fallen God, you injured mortal and lost

Heaven's compass.

You're banished henceforth to guard Gold City and protect its temple. Only when

you find the compass and reach enlightenment may you return to heaven.

God wants more. You have 300 years or face eternal exile.

That jade, my favorite pupil.

Rehearsing your next aria. Which opera is this song from? Who wrote those

lyrics anyway?

Long day. Let's go back to the temple and recharge.

You only wanted the compass so you could return to heaven?

Are you leaving us behind?

So you weren't assigned here. You were demoted.

Master, why didn't you tell us?

It's only been 300 years.

I never had the time to explain.

And besides, I'm originally from heaven.

What's so wrong with being homesick?

Master, are you ever going to return?

He's going to look out for you no matter where he is.

Up in heaven, I can get the gods to send you more blessings. That'd be better for

Gold City, wouldn't it?

But I thought we were such a great team, weren't we?

How can you be happy as lowly temple guardian?

Winners climb the ladder, losers fly down it.

Are you really okay being called ridiculous roof-squatting freaks?

That's only his anger talking. Don't take it to heart.

Sonny, your dad, the city dragon, is Master's best friend. He'll always have

your back.

Xander, you're a stand-up guy. He knows the city's in good hands. And Jade,

Master is fond of you most of all.

He raised you since you were little, as if you were his own child.

Time's running out.

We should go.

You'll find gifts on the roof of the temple from Master.

Seven stars and full moons shine. Guide the power of differ divine.

Veil of heaven, lift!

we back up in heaven? The last showmaster said that we're still not

enlightened. We can't flick back down to earth again.

What

time

is it now?

A bit past midnight.

The way, the compass, where is it?

Check this. Something must be wrong.

You see that?

Plenty of time until midnight. Yeah.

But, Master!

My seven stars and full moonshine guide the power of Tipper Divine!

Search for you for 300 years.

Well, this isn't so bad. No duties, no work.

Yeah, buddy, that's it. Let it all go. Drift with the clouds.

Hey, the fireworks were incredible this year.

Phoenix Master.

Hey, it's me, Gold Teeth.

Our most prosperous man.

Sorry, sir, but you've got the wrong guy. Ah, don't deny it. I know you're

Phoenix Master, right?

Please don't bring it up. I'm not a god anymore.

Huh, what?

Did you really think you were a god?

Well, what else did you think he was?

Our dear neighbor.

Our really neighbor with the fireworks.

Well then, guess this is goodbye.

One last drink and then I must leave.

Oh, hey, you can't leave us. All of us grew up with your amazing fireworks.

If you're gone, who's going to take over?

We work our buns off all year just so we can see your fireworks.

They've always been the best part of the holiday.

Why not open a shop? I'll invest a gold tooth. One of the big ones from the

back. Exactly. Because if you left, New Year's wouldn't be the same. What if?

It's called Friendly Neighbor Fireworks. Oh, that's it.

Friendly Neighbor Fireworks.

Friendly Neighbor Fireworks.

Friendly Neighbor Fireworks.

My dear neighbors.

A demon!

Remember, you and I are nobodies now.

We're nobodies.

Birds on the roof.

Playtime's over.

their lives for us.

Because when I'm done, there will be no roofs left for you to squatter!

Like that?

Here's more!

My friends, I've lied to you since the beginning.

I'm so sorry.

Feeny, today, my friends, we have 300 years of life to make up for.

the warrior god phoenix master wow

so this whole time master was a warrior god what a honk oh

perfectly symmetrical i haven't aged one bit

it was

you

Not my temple, no!

Let her home!

Let go of them!

One more

step, and I'll crush your dark oils into powder. Megarat, name your price.

Well, being a villain, it's only natural I make the most bold...

I say, and I'll spare your gargoyle's lives!

Master, don't listen to him!

And another word, you ass!

Tell me what you want.

Your smile.

That's it.

Keep crying.

How does it feel to be the one being crushed?

Surrender! Yes or no? Yes or no?

If not, I'll stop till you die!

Huh?

Oh, right. I completely forgot. I'm immortal.

Sorry about that.

Is this some kind of joke?

Wait, wait, wait.

What if I do this?

Lord of Heaven, heed my call!

He's finally cracked.

Bottle, Master.

Not Bottle, it's Phoenix.

That's what I said.

Anyway, ready for judgment?

The Astral Compass is returned.

Oh, I get it.

Wait for me!

Master, don't you leave me behind. You can't shoulder this alone.

Feeny, in the next life, I want to be brothers again.

We're brothers forever.

so weak.

What a clever device.

Don't want to break it. Where did you get the idea?

What?

From this.

Take it.

What a smart young man.

Come on, you're going to make me blush.

Phoenix Magda, you're enlightened at last. For making amends, you may return

to heaven, your old post away. Are you leaving already?

My lord, if you could just give me a second.

Sunny, Xander, please look out for Jade. Make sure you protect Gold City.

On second thought, I'm... Hey, I wasn't...

Why so squishy?

Master,

for 300 years I've lied to you. Now I must speak to you from the heart.

I'm bleeding.

I've decided to stay down on Earth.

Gold City's where I belong.

It's also where my duty lies.

Deal.

Heaven's nice and all, but I'd miss all my neighbors.

Master!

These are the gifts from Master.

We're rich.

What's this?

Sunny.

After I'm gone, always remember, you're... You're a dragon prince, not

some frog. Your horns will come, so stand tall.

Sandy, you're a straight arrow. Evil's nightmare.

But you explode like a firecracker. You must learn to think before you speak.

Life will be better if you aren't so hot-headed.

Maybe you're right. Hey,

Jade, this one's yours.

Jade, your greatest strength has always been remaining true to your heart.

Even after I've returned to heaven, I'll continue to learn from you. No matter

where we are, let's make each other proud.

Leaves we're in the same line of work.

Keeping everyone safe is an important job.

Hey!

That guy's talking nonsense!

Keeping everyone safe? That's a security guard!

Let's take back the compass and keep...

Move so fast that sometimes you forget who you are, what you're doing, and even

where you're headed.

Remember, make sure you don't lose yourself in the journey.

Hey, Master, where has Ten-Ten gone? Up in heaven? Did you run into him? Oh,

yeah. What if he's dead? No.

He went to heaven to get some help. Why isn't he back yet?

I didn't see him up there.

Crazy kid.

Do you guys think he got lost?

Thank you for guiding me to enlightenment.

Take the compass.

Help it fulfill its destiny.

Yeah, uh We'll be right back.

We'll be right back.

My eyes don't need you to understand. I'm crying.

Thank you.

We'll be right back.