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[upbeat acoustic music]

I'm getting married, Sar.

My life's about to change forever.

Where's Ava, I need to giver her her bouquet?

I thought she was with you?

[Chloe] No?

Where is she then?

Dunno.

[Sarah] Oh my God,

she's gonna be late for her own wedding.

[Kieran] What did you do?

I was really drunk.

And then I spoke to Ava,

and then she started to cry, and now she's not here.

What did you say?

Maybe something about how being married to Richard

would make me feel trapped?

-Trapped?! -Trapped?!

Shh!

You scared her off.

She's not coming is she?

♪ Somewhere ♪

♪ Beyond the sea ♪

♪ He's there watching for me ♪

♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪

I knew she'd let him down, dad.

The minute she took some caterpillar cake from me

at mum's birthday, I knew she was gonna hurt him.

It's right though.

It's right she didn't turn up,

he can get on with his life now.

It's right.

Given Jason an answer yet?

[Sarah] No, not yet.

Richard's never gonna leave Westie,

you know that, don't you?

Yeah.

Maybe neither am I.

So what are you gonna do?

Stay here for the rest of your life?

[Sarah] What's wrong with staying here?

Nothing, if that's what you want.

But I'm not sure what you're staying for.

Mum, nan, my friends.

Ah, don't use them as an excuse.

Not everyone's like you, dad.

Nah.

But you are.

You can never cross the ocean

until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Christopher Columbus.

Okay kid, I'll see you later.

Is that it?

Come back, shake things up,

impart your little words of wisdom,

now you're just gonna go again?

I'm just gonna get some licorice papers from the offie.

[laughs] I'll see you later, kid.

Whatever.

Sarah, stop staring out to sea.

Come and help me with the teas.

Please?

[Sarah sighs]

[Jack snoring]

[Alice] Shut up, Jack.

[Jack snoring]

Shut up, Jack.

You want your usual?

Oh yeah, no, okay.

Can I get a coffee, milk, three sugars,

and a shot of whiskey?

Or maybe no coffee, no milk, no sugar?

Just a whiskey then?

-Yeah. -Okay.

Anyone else?

[Kieran] Yes please.

Yes, please, make mine a double.

Drinking for two.

Not on my watch, Chloe.

Single?

[All] No.

Dammit.

Ooh, talk of the devil.

All done boys?

Yep.

[Carol] What time is the adjudicator coming?

Any time now.

You want a coffee and a whiskey to celebrate [laughs]?

Oh, why not?

Just the whiskey.

[Jason] Twice, please.

Thank you, Sarah.

[Kieran] What does Kieran mean?

[Chloe] Small dark one.

[Stan] What are you doing, me baber?

Looking up meanings of names.

Ooh, interesting.

What?

Sarah means princess.

Spoilt.

[Chloe] Who shared a nomadic life with her husband.

What does that mean?

She couldn't stay in one place for too long.

[Chloe gasps]

-No way. -What?

Chloe means young green shoot,

a fertility goddess in blooming glory.

Bish.

Oh, what do I mean, Chloe?

[chuckles] Hang on, Mare.

Mary [laughs].

What?

Mary, beloved star of the sea and virgin.

[laughter]

And what about Richard?

What does Richard mean?

Hang on, hang on.

Richard means powerful leader.

[laughter]

No, that's spot on Dickie-pants.

[All] Yeah.

-Spot on. -Spot on.

Powerful leader, that's you boy, yeah, lovely.

Put Ava down, Richard.

I learnt Polish for her and everything.

Well that will come in useful.

Polish people need nursing too.

[Richard] Can only say two things.

What are they?

I do, and I don't know.

That's okay, it'll come back to you.

No, that's what I can say, I do, and I don't know.

[speaking in Polish]

Took me three weeks to learn that.

Which is which?

I can't remember.

Oh, well done, Richard.

Cheers Carol.

Hang in there, Dick, Dick.

-[gasping] -[foot stomping]

Oops [chuckles].

Sorry about the mess, Carol.

That's okay Richard, accidents happen [chuckles].

[downbeat acoustic music]

[seagulls squawking]

[group chatting]

What do you think, have we got a chance?

Have we got a chance?

Looks great.

Flowers everywhere today.

Yeah, it's Weston in Bloom, Dave.

No?

Then on the same day as you've done all this?

What a coincidence.

Okay,

well,

better get on.

You're welcome to stay, Dave.

Oh, no.

I don't want to get in the way.

And I'd like to get Sovereign Centre before it closes.

They got a sale on at The Works.

Can I get you anything?

Maybe some treasury tags?

Piper clips?

Rainbow coloured Pritt-stick?

Oh yeah, no, I'm all right, thanks Dave.

Anyone else?

[Kieran] No, cheers Dave, I'm all right for stationary.

Fortune favours the brave, mate.

[Dave growls]

[Alice coughs]

Okay.

Thanks Dave.

Not a problem, mate.

They come for free.

Bye for now.

Cheers Dave, laters.

O, M, G,

I totes would, he's amazeballs.

Don't say O, M, G, don't say totes,

and definitely don't say amazeballs,

what is wrong with you?

I'm on heat for two.

Come on, let's get some fresh air.

Fresh air?

Do you know what on heat means?

Rainbow-colored Pritt-stick.

Who knew?

[group chatting]

Do you want this back?

Oh, no, Mare, you keep it.

Do you want this back?

Fortune favours the brave, Stanley.

[downbeat acoustic music]

[upbeat acoustic music]

[cheering]

Sar.

Head it.

I nearly didn't come to our wedding.

Really?

I suddenly thought about all the things

I might be missing out on.

It's never too late to find out.

Maybe we should have a trial separation.

Really?

If that's what you want.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm done.

-How was it? -I didn't like it.

Nice to have you back.

Shut up, Jack.

Goal [laughs]!

Strike a light.

Carol, can I ask you something?

Yes, Stan.

What's the matter?

[Stan sighs]

Stan, what's the matter?

No, nothing.

-Is it your heart? -No, it's just.

Help, help!

Help!

Help!

It's fine, I'm fine!

Everything's fine, stay back!

You doing?

I thought you were having a heart attack!

Well, I'm not, now can you please shut up for two minutes?

[Stan groans]

Now, Mrs. Porter.

Stan.

For the love of God, would you just shut up?

Now.

Mrs. Carol Porter.

Would you do me the honour?

Stan, I can't, that would be infamy.

Bigamy, shut up, I know you can't, just listen!

Mrs. Carol Porter.

Would you do me the honour

of divorcing Mr. Phil Porter,

and promise to never married another man,

for as long as we both shall live?

I do.

[romantic piano music]

Thank God for that [laughs].

Now help me up.

[laughter]

[Carol sighs]

[seagulls squawking]

[Chloe] I know everybody's upset,

but can we make a start on those sausage rolls?

I'm starving for two.

Hi you two.

-All right Bren? -All right Brend?

[Brenda] You haven't seen the adjudicator have you?

I seem to have lost her.

She's not at this party Brends.

Haven't seen you on the seafront recently, Kieran.

Oh yeah, no.

I've stopped all that nonsense, Brends.

Time to grow up.

Oh, that's a shame.

Carnival committee are looking for a new member,

someone who works in the business as a sort of advisor,

so I mentioned you, but if you've stopped all that nonsense,

I know someone else.

Well, I mean, I say I've stopped, but,

I don't mean I've stopped, stopped.

When it's in your bones you never really stop, stop, stop.

So you're interested?

[Kieran] I'd have to think about it.

Of course.

Yes, please, I'd love to.

[Brenda] Okay, great.

Great.

I'll let the council know.

Better keep looking, bye all.

-Bye Bren. -Bye Bren.

[gasps] I got a job!

I got a job, I got a proper job, job!

What would your mother say?

Who stays with your mum?

My mom is very sick.

That makes me really sad.

But you know what?

My mum's therapist is a tit.

[laughter]

Totes blates tit!

I'm back, baby!

I'm back!

[humming]

[glasses clinking]

Hey, kid.

Hi.

Look, I'm off early tomorrow,

so I'm gonna get home and pack.

Okay.

What's this?

Keep in touch this time?

Yes, please.

[gentle acoustic music]

See you, kid.

[glasses clinking]

Well, this is a bit different, isn't it?

Lovely and full, I have to say.

I like to see that, lots and lots of plants.

And the colours, they've really used the colours well.

The continuity works right the way through.

And it's all very, very romantic, isn't it?

Yeah, I like this one.

So, well, I don't know about you,

but I think this has got to be it.

Don't you think?

[door knocking]

Nope.

Nobody about.

Richard, I'm so sorry.

It's not your fault, is it?

You didn't make her not turn up, did you?

Everything happens for a reason, dunit?

Yeah.

Why did this happen then?

I dunno.

Maybe...

Last night,

I mean,

we nearly,

we nearly,

you know, I dunno, maybe we shouldn't ignore

that we nearly...

You know, maybe that happened for a reason.

What reason?

I dunno, maybe you and Ava aren't meant to be.

And

maybe

you and I are meant

to

be.

Maybe.

I always thought we were.

Were?

Or are?

But you are going back to London, Sar.

Well, I dunno, maybe not now, I dunno.

But that's the problem, Sar, you never know.

It's always, maybe.

No, I do, I do know, I know that I want to be with you.

-Really? -Yes!

Do you?

-Maybe. -Here?

-Where? -Weston.

Oh, I dunno.

Sarah!

Or maybe we could both go to London?

-London? -Why not?

-I can't, Sar. -Why not?

Weston's my home.

We'll get you a new home.

I got responsibilities.

We'll get you new responsibilities.

I teach guitar on a Tuesday, innit.

Or maybe you could teach guitar on a Saturday?

We could come back at weekends.

-Could we? -Course we could,

we can do anything.

What am I gonna do for the rest of the week,

stuck in London?

Richard, you can gig, or teach, or work in a care home,

or I don't know, you can do whatever you want,

when you want, if you want, do what you want.

What do you want?

I want.

I think I want.

I'm asking you to come to London

with me.

Do you want to?

Give me one good reason why that can't happen, Richard?

Ava.

Yes.

I know about Ava.

I know about Ava, but where is she, Richard?

Where is Ava?

There?

What?

She's there.

Oh.

Ava

is

there.

Yay [laughs].

-Where were you?! -What?

-Where were you?! -Where was I?

Where were you?!

We got stuck behind some stupid Somerset cows on the A370,

and your stupid car overheated, and I fixed it.

But when I finally got to the church you had gone.

We had to, there was a funeral coming in!

You knew they squeezed us in and you weren't there!

Why didn't you call me?!

Chloe had my phone!

[Richard] Why didn't you borrow one?

I don't know your number off my heart, Richard.

No one knows anyone's number off by heart anymore.

I know yours.

07817 653425.

Oh.

Why didn't you call your number?

I did about 50 times!

Oh, she did, she's right?

53 missed calls.

It was on silent.

I was at a wedding.

Do you want to marry me?

What?

Do you want to marry me?

Of course I want to marry you.

[sighs] I've just been staring into the arse of a cow

thinking about marrying you.

Why would you think I wouldn't want to marry you?

Ask Sarah, she knows.

-Do I? -Yes.

Last night when I cried.

Why did you cry?

'Cause I was happy.

Happy?

Yes [laughs].

Remember you were saying how marriage would make you

feel trapped?

Trapped?

Did I say trapped?

Yes.

I was so happy, I think,

in the back of my mind,

I always thought it was Sarah you should be marrying.

But,

now I know it's not.

Do you?

Yes.

Because marrying you will not make me feel trapped, Richard.

I know I want to marry you.

If you still want to marry me [laughs].

Richard?

You still want to marry me?

[speaking in Polish]

[Ava laughs]

[romantic acoustic music]

Cool.

Well, I think it's time for a glass of fizzy wine

and some food, don't you?

[Stan] Yeah, I think so.

[Chloe] Finally, yes, please.

Nice of you to turn up, Avas.

[group chatting]

Yes!

Yes.

[group chatting]

I know his number off by heart.

[sighs] I can't believe it, nan.

I'm happy for him, I really am.

But,

I think I thought that one day we might actually,

I don't know just sort of,

sort it out.

You know?

But now he really is the one that got away.

He didn't get away love, you let him go.

I shouldn't have.

Well then, that's your own fault.

Oh, why am I such an idiot, nan?

I've absolutely no idea, love [laughs].

Maybe I'm not meant to be happy.

Happy?

Why do you want to be happy?

You're no good to anyone like that.

No one happy ever changed the world.

[reflective acoustic music]

[cheering]

[laughter]

Yay!

Nan.

[Mary] Yeah?

You know when Ava asked him

if he still wanted to marry her?

Yeah?

And he answered in Polish.

Yes?

He did mean to say I do, didn't he?

'Cause he couldn't remember which was which earlier.

He didn't mean to say I don't know?

Did he?

[upbeat acoustic music]

♪ Somewhere ♪

♪ Beyond the sea ♪

♪ He's there watching for me ♪

♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪

♪ Then straight to his arms ♪

♪ I'd go sailing ♪