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[folk music]
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♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
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[Woman] Hold on to your hat,
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it's gonna be a windy wedding.
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[Mary] You want to try charcoal Brenda,
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ever so good for gas.
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[Carol] You need a lift to the church?
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[Brenda] No thanks.
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I'm meeting the western in
bloom adjudicator after.
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[Carol] Oh, okay.
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Phil's done a good job of the brochure.
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Hasn't he Carol?
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Well he's a wonderful photographer,
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I wouldn't expect anything less.
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Talk of the devil, hello Phil.
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Smile ladies.
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[camera snapping]
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Gorgeous.
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I don't know what you saw in him, Carol.
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Oh, come on, Brenda.
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You so charmingly irresponsible.
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Why'd you leave him then?
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Come on Brenda, you're so
charmingly irresponsible.
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Be gone tomorrow.
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No reason to hang around
once the job's done.
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No. Well, he's not known
for sticking around.
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I'll be sad to see the back of him.
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Again.
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You sure you're all right
finishing this on your own.
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Absolutely. I've just got to
deadhead the pelargoniums,
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cut back the cross stems
on the floribunda roses
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and then give them all a drink.
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But whatever you do.
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Don't over water the perennials, I know.
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They sent in Charlie Dimmock.
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This time last month you
didn't know your dibber
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from a Dutch hoe, now you're
telling me how it's done.
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I nearly met her once.
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A dutch hoe?
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Charlie Dimmock.
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She was in Calendar
Girls at the Hippodrome
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and Charlie's bristol's came to Bristol.
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Bra?
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Of course not.
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What a woman.
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I'd give her anything to
shake her by the hand.
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Done.
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Due to taste now,
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I don't want you to hold
this against me, but to, well
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whatever the outcome of
today, I'm proud of you.
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Thanks Stan.
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You got your sick cherish.
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You got your string.
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You got your gloves.
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You've got oh, Billy bow tie.
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Smile for the birdie.
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Aren't you meant to be at the church Phil?
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Keep your bow tie on hot stuff.
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Service doesn't start until 10:30.
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Want a lift?
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No thanks love.
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I'll be there in time for
the end of the service.
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I've got to go and photograph
Stan's competition first.
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All right ta da then.
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Bye all.
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I don't think you got any competition.
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When's he going?
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Tomorrow morning.
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I can't say I'll be sorry
to see the back of him.
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Again. Come on.
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Laters Monty Don.
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Have fun.
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Ta da.
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[folk music]
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[engine starting]
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[van beeping]
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Oh no, wait, I'm not ready.
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You okay?
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I'm getting married Sarah.
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I know.
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My life's about to change forever.
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I know.
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You told me you were wearing a dress
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you brought in the close sale.
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I decided to save that
for a special occasion.
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Well done, Richard.
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I'll just get us a seat.
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Hello, Richard.
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I'd never have worn
this if I'd have known.
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Well done, good luck.
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The sense of danger must not disappear.
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The way is certainly both short and steep.
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However gradual it looks from here,
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Look if you like, but
you will have to leap.
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W. A. Jordan, for his gay lover,
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but the sentiment still holds.
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Contrary to all appearances lad,
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marriage is not as bad as it looks.
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See you on the flip side.
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Ready now?
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Yeah.
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Keep that chin up.
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Sorry we're late.
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Is she here yet?
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Yeah mum, you missed the whole thing
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Oh have we?
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-No.
-Oh Richard.
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[laughs]
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You are a one.
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Isn't he a one?
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You really are a one.
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I changed my colostomy bag
so it should see me through
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the end of the service.
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As long as no one knows
of any lawful impediments.
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Hey Sarah?
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Oh, Richard, your button hole's wrong.
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Should be on the left next to your heart
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to ward off evil spirits.
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Sorry. That's my fault.
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I might've known.
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We'll go and get a seat.
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I've already got one.
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Some people have all the luck.
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[laughs]
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Steps.
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Oh yeah.
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Did you put these here?
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What?
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No, there's another
entrance around the corner.
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Thank you.
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We'll find it.
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Laters mum.
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Your mum hates me.
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Yeah, she does.
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Lets have a look at the race card.
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All Things Bright and Beautiful.
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We had that at Maureen's
funeral last week.
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[laughs]
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Shut up Jack.
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Purple headed mountain.
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[laughs] Shut up Jack.
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Fantastic Mary.
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Oh, yes.
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It's not an old people's home,
it's a retirement community.
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We do all sorts.
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We go on holidays.
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Yeah play poker.
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Texas holdup?
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No, strip mainly.
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We've got a day trip to London next month
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to see The Lion King.
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Baker's dolphin all inclusive.
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You should come to that one Alice.
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Not on your Nelly.
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I can never find anything to eat in London
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and the noise is deafening.
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-You've never been.
-Yes I have.
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-When?
-1945.
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This is it then.
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[sings Chopin's Funeral March]
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Will you stop singing the Funeral March?
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-Is it?
-Yeah.
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I better tell the organist.
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Am I showing yet?
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Takes longer than a month.
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Better get in.
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Here we go then.
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See you in a bit.
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-Wait.
-Why?
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-Where's Ava?
-What?
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Where's Ava?
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I need to give her her bouquet.
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-I thought she was with you.
-No.
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-Where is she then?
-Dunno.
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What are you doing here then?
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We are the bridesmaids.
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So why aren't you maids-ing the bride?
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She said to meet her here.
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-Are you messing around?
-No.
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Have you seen her this morning?
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She drove up Bristol
to get her mum and dad.
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Did she?
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Why did she drive up Bristol?
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She should be with you crapping herself.
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Has she not called you?
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She can't.
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Why not?
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I got her phone.
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Why have you got her phone?
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She gave it to me to
look after last night.
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Why oh, why did she give
it to you to look after?
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So she wouldn't be tempted
to talk to Richard today.
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Oh my God.
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She's going to be late
for her own wedding.
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OMG.
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Don't say OMG.
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-All right.
-All right.
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-All right.
-All right.
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We're ready when you are.
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Thanks Declan.
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It's Father McKenzie
when I'm on duty, Sarah.
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There's somebody up there
I'm trying to impress.
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God?
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No, Gilbert.
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Okay. Sure.
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All right Dave.
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Hello Rich. What are you doing here?
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It's my wedding day.
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I invited you.
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Oh yeah.
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Nice one.
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Fingers crossed she turns up hey.
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Who was that?
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That's Dave.
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Single?
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Pregnant.
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Pregnant, not dead.
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Okay.
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[folk music]
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Ava will be here.
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Won't she?
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No, honestly.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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I saw it on QI.
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Back in a bit.
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Okay.
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I told Richard it was
Polish tradition to be late.
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Did he believe you?
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Yeah. So was Ava okay when
you left her last night?
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What was last night?
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The hen do.
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Oh yeah, I think so.
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Yeah she was absolutely fine.
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I mean, she did cry.
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A lot.
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But apart from that.
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Why did she cry?
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She won't say.
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Okay, I need to tell you something.
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-Oh no.
-What?
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I think I made her cry.
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-OMG.
-Don't say OMG.
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What did you do?
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I was really drunk and
Richard and I nearly kissed.
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What?
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Nothing actually happened
but I got really upset.
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And then I got really drunk
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and then I completely
embarrassed myself with Jason
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and then I spoke to Ava and
then she started to cry.
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And now she's not here.
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What did you say?
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I can't remember.
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I think maybe I congratulated
her on marrying Richard.
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And?
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And then maybe something about giving him
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all the things I couldn't give him.
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And?
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Then maybe something
about how being married
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to Richard would make me feel trapped.
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Trapped!
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[shushing]
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[both whispering] Trapped.
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Yes, I think maybe pretty much definitely.
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That was when she started to cry.
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-OMG.
-Don't say OMG.
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Totes inappropes.
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Don't say totes inappropes.
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You scared her off.
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Don't say scared her off.
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Right give me that bike.
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Where are you going?
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Round their place, see if she's there.
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Not that one.
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Why not?
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That's Richard's.
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I don't think he'll mind.
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-Give me Ava's.
-Why?
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It goes with his outfit.
280
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,560
-Always working, laters.
-Laters.
281
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,400
[cans clanking]
282
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,480
She will be here, won't she?
283
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,160
You better flipping hope so.
284
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,600
Else Father McKenzie is writing the words
285
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,280
of a sermon that no one will hear.
286
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,840
Can I say it now please?
287
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,760
Yes.
288
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,680
OMG. OMG.
289
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,960
[folk music]
290
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,720
[sweet wrappers rustling]
291
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,960
Oh nice one.
292
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,320
[Dave] You seen The Artist?
293
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,320
[Stan] Nope.
294
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,040
[Dave] Now that was a good film.
295
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,680
[folk music]
296
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:46,800
[cans clanking]
297
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,080
All right Jason?
298
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,240
S'up Kieron.
299
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,880
Give this to your Nan love.
300
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,440
Back in a minute.
301
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,840
You want to get inside Nan.
302
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,680
They're all boiling in there.
303
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,520
Thanks love.
304
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,080
You all right?
305
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:37,040
Yeah. The witches of Westwick
are trying to persuade me
306
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,040
to move into the lodge.
307
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,080
I thought I'd come and
see what your granddad
308
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,360
had to say about it.
309
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,000
Anything?
310
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,840
He's a bit quiet today.
311
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,560
Have you spoken to mum about it?
312
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,720
No. She'll only try and talk me out of it
313
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,520
or help me pack.
314
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,760
Have you given Jason an
answer about moving to London?
315
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,320
No.
316
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,200
Have you told Richard
what you said to Ava?
317
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,160
No, not yet.
318
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,480
Oh Nan, what have I done?
319
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,520
If Ava doesn't turn up
320
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,920
it's because she doesn't want to, love.
321
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,360
You just gave her a bloody big push.
322
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,720
Nan! [laughs]
323
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,040
[cans clanking]
324
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,400
-Looks lush Jason.
-Thanks.
325
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,600
Hello all, how are we getting on?
326
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,640
We're doing okay.
327
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,480
Aren't we Dick?
328
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,440
Well, the good news is, the
air conditioning is back on.
329
00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,080
The bad news is it's Ms.
Jacob's funeral at 12.
330
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,520
And she can't cancel.
331
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,960
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
332
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,320
You're welcome to stay
for the funeral of course.
333
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,200
I thought she committed suicide.
334
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:15,200
No, she tried a few times, but no luck.
335
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,880
Truck got her in the end
336
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,560
on the way to aqua aerobics.
337
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,160
So she's still entitled to a burial.
338
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,720
Oh, is she will be pleased.
339
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,600
Now, Richard
340
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,720
would you like a stiff
one for old times sake?
341
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,320
Okay.
342
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,960
Anyone else fancy a wee snifter?
343
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,760
Oh yeah.
344
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,200
Yeah, I'll have a quick one thanks.
345
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,320
You coming love?
346
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,480
No, I'll wait for Ava.
347
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,040
Take this in case she turns up.
348
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,720
Hello? Bride or groom?
349
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,560
Funeral.
350
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,120
Okay.
351
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,520
Sorry for your loss.
352
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,520
Do you want me to wait with you love?
353
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,600
It's okay.
354
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,960
That's the ring that Jason found.
355
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,600
What's she doing in Stan's pocket?
356
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,520
Exciting.
357
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,520
Sorry for your loss.
358
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,120
Thank you.
359
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,800
[cans clanking]
360
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,480
Sorry for your loss.
361
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,800
There was a note.
362
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,040
Say cheese.
363
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880
Where is everyone?
364
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,840
Not now dad.
365
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,160
[camera snapping]
366
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,120
Kieron.
367
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,920
Always working. Laters.
368
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,560
[cans clanking]
369
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,480
[organ music]
370
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,080
[Chopin's "Funeral March"]
371
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,080
Sorry, it's my first day.
372
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,720
["Here Comes The Bride"]
373
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,360
Sorry, I thought.
374
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,040
Sorry.
375
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,080
Kieron found a note.
376
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,800
You open it Sarah.
377
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,640
Come on Sarah, read it out.
378
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,800
What does it say, Sarah?
379
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,360
Sorry to miss you.
380
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,200
Please call at a convenient
time to rearrange delivery
381
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,120
of your new sofa, complete
with scatter cushions
382
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,760
and your additional poof.
383
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,320
She's not coming is she?
384
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,160
[organ thuds]
385
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,120
Sorry.
386
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,280
It's my first day.
387
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,800
[folk music]
388
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:17,840
♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪
389
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,120
♪ He's there watching for me. ♪
390
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:30,040
♪ If I could fly like birds on high, ♪
391
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:35,720
♪ Then straight to his
arms, I'd go, sailing. ♪
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