Original subtitles

♪Somewhere ♪

♪Beyond the sea ♪

[bell ringing]

♪Somewhere ♪

♪ Waiting for me ♪

♪My lover stands on golden sands ♪

♪And watches the ships ♪

♪That go sailing ♪

♪Somewhere ♪

♪Beyond the sea ♪

♪He's there ♪

♪Watching for me ♪

♪If I could fly ♪

♪Like birds on high ♪

♪Then straight to his arms ♪

♪I'd go sailing ♪

[acoustic guitar music]

[Carol whistles]

[Mary whistles]

[All three whistling]

[All three whistling]

[All three whistling]

[All three whistling]

[door slams]

Oh, talk of the devil. Hello, Kieran love.

My brother from another mother.

Them garms are well moody.

What?

Ignore her Kieran.

Usual plus straw?

Yes, please. But no straw.

Nothing to smash.

[Carol] Thank you, Sarah.

There's your USB, Mare.

Thanks blood.

[Carol] What you given her this time?

-Jessie J. -Brap. Brap.

Oh God.

-All right, scutler? -All right.

Mmm. Perk of the job?

Free lunch, innit.

I think I'm depressed.

Oh, depression's very trendy

at the moment, Kieran.

Is it?

Mum's found a magazine.

Oh.

And Nan's learning gangster.

Why are you learning gangster, Mare?

Keep me street.

You get me though?

[Sarah laughs]

Why do you think you're depressed?

My mum's therapist told my mum,

I've become one of them KIPPERS.

What?

Kids in parents pockets eroding retirement savings.

Oh. I knew someone else like that, Kieran.

I pay you rent.

[Carol] That is not the point.

Yes it is.

My mum's therapist told my mum I should move out.

Well done, Kieran.

You can take Sarah with you.

Pow, pow.

And 50 pence over there.

No, Kieran, you don't wanna live with me, love.

I'm almost a nuisance.

Oh, but it's all right to get under my feet, is it?

Mother, what's this doing here?

[Carol sighs]

And can you kindly remove your laundry

from the radiators when we get home?

Stan's coming for dinner tonight

and I don't want him eating my fish pie

next to your damp knickers.

Maybe me, you, me and Chloe should look for somewhere.

Yeah.

Maybe.

She come out the clinic yet?

Not yet.

She said she call when she was done.

Let me know when you hear anything.

I will.

You're still up for a girls night in though,

aren't you?

Yeah, but I'll be a bit late though.

Why?

My mum's therapist told my mum

I've got an addictive personality.

So, I'm going to an AA meeting.

But you're not an alcoholic.

Prevention's better than cure.

Laters.

Word up, homo.

Do you mean, homie?

No.

Okay.

Laters.

Laters.

[upbeat music]

But listen, lad.

You can't just bung a load of flowers together

for Weston in Bloom.

It takes time.

You gotta have a design and a theme.

I've got one look.

Enduring love.

Fuchsias, cactus, lilies.

Yeah, but where're you gonna get all these flowers from?

We've got most of them growing already.

And I've been round to the other allotments

and asked if they'll donate the rest.

I've taken care of everything, Mr. Astill.

All you need to do is ask Carol

and then get her to sign the form.

Blimey.

[acoustic guitar music]

Blimey.

[acoustic guitar music]

I think you got a real chance.

What? Winning Weston in Bloom,

or getting Carol to marry me?

What've you got to lose, Mr. Astill?

Oh, for goodness sake now, call me Stan.

Why?

'Cause that's my name.

Sure, Stan.

Thanks, Jace.

Jason.

What?

[Jason laughs]

Hello gorgeous.

Yeah

No, no.

Got something to tell you.

[seagulls squawking]

Oh lovely.

Okay, Stan. See you in a bit.

Stan wants to cover the cafe in flowers

for Weston in Bloom.

That's good innit?

Well, that's the same day

as Richard and Ava's wedding.

Is it?

Oh, talk of the devil. Hello, Richard Love.

All right, yeah?

Yes, please, Carol. You?

Yeah. Bit cold.

Global warming, innit?

You want a drink?

-Yes, please. -What do you fancy?

Surprise me.

Hmm. Usual?

Yeah.

Thank you, Sarah.

-All right? -All right.

No, Ava today?

We don't do everything together, Sare.

Where is she?

There.

[seagulls squawking]

We just bought our sofa.

Well done.

No, but that's not the best bit.

Free delivery if you spend over £400.

So, not free at all then.

Oh yeah, no.

But we took the option of the additional puff.

Sofa, puff, delivery, free, boom.

Great.

Well done, Richard.

We're just off up Cadbury to book our reception.

They've got a pagoda and everything.

-[Carol] A pagoda. -Yeah.

You hear that, Mum?

-A pagoda. -A pagoda?

-[Richard] Yeah. -A pagoda.

Nice.

Well done, Richard.

Mess with the best,

you're going to die like the rest innit.

Is it, is it, is it?

Yeah.

A pagoda.

So, that must cost a bit.

Yeah, loads.

But what else am I working nights for?

So, you're not gigging at all now.

Nah, I make more doing a night shift.

And Ava don't really like me gigging.

Yeah, but you like you gigging.

Yeah. But I've got responsibilities now, Sare.

I know, but that doesn't mean

you have to stop everything you enjoy, does it?

It's called compromise.

No it isn't.

It's called sacrifice.

When you love someone, you have to make sacrifices.

-Don't you? -Do you?

Don't you?

Do you?

Don't you?

Sare?

Yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

[knocking on window]

Oh, okay. Come in.

No, but what did you wanna ask me?

-Oh, it's, it's just- -[phone ringing]

Oh, Chloe, not now.

Sorry, I've got to get this.

Oh, yeah. No, it's okay.

No, but what did you want to ask me?

It can wait.

No, but what did you wanna ask me?

[banging on the window]

[frustrated grunting]

This conversation is to be continued, Yeah?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

-Yeah. -Okay. Hello?

Okay.

Laters.

[banging on window]

Yeah.

Richard?

Yes, Mare?

An elderly friend of mine might be looking

for somewhere to live.

Sheltered accomodation type of thing.

Where should she look?

The Lodge.

Turnover's pretty quick.

And they've got the red cord and everything.

I can ask for your friend if you like?

Okay.

But keep it on the down low.

Okay.

What?

Don't tell anybody.

Oh, okay.

Laters.

Bye, love.

[acoustic guitar music]

Hey.

-Done? -Yeah.

You okay?

You were in there ages.

Yeah. I just wanted them to make sure.

And?

Three nurses, 15 tests, 110%,

bun in the oven.

Maybe I should just make them do one more.

Come on.

[acoustic guitar music]

[rustling]

[acoustic guitar music]

What am I gonna do?

Okay. Beer or wine?

Beer.

-Wax or shave? -Wax.

-Me or Kieran? -Me.

No. Me or Kieran?

Me.

-You or Kieran? -You.

Yeah. Baby or no baby?

Baby.

Now that surprised me.

Here comes lover boy.

Don't say lover boy.

Hi.

-Hey, how's it going? -Yeah. Good.

-Hi, Chloe. -Hi Jason.

-You about tonight? -No, sorry.

No, sorry. We're having a girl's night in.

Why?

It's cool. I just want to ask you something.

Ooh, What?

What?

Nah. It's cool, it can wait.

Tomorrow?

Yeah, maybe.

-Or not. -No, no, no, no.

It's just that this week's going to be really busy

getting Weston in Bloom ready.

Cool, cool.

No pressure. Whenever.

Casual, breezy, no strings.

Cool. I'll just give you a call.

Call.

Cool.

Did you return the ring to its mystery owner,

by the way?

All will be revealed, innit.

Is it?

It is.

[pained grunting]

Laters.

The ring.

OMG he's going to ask you to marry him.

What? No, he isn't.

Why? Why would he do that?

We're casual, breezy, no strings.

No you're not.

I'm casual, breezy, no strings.

You convince yourself you're gonna

spend the rest of your life with them

and then make a fool out of yourself.

Well, maybe I've changed.

-Haribo or Fruit Pastilles? -Haribo.

-London or Weston? -London.

-Richard or Jason? -Richard.

Ha! I knew it.

You haven't changed.

Shut up.

What are you going to do?

About you and Richard and Jason?

About being pregnant.

Oh yeah, forgot about that.

Paper, scissors, stone?

I win, I keep it. You win, I don't.

Ready?

One, two, three.

You win, I don't keep it.

That's that.

Is that what you want?

Totes.

Sure?

Best of three?

Do you want to have a baby, Chloe?

I don't know, Sarah.

This time last year I thought I might not be able to.

This time last week you were singing Copacabana

with a man's tie wrapped round your head.

Last week up The Dragon, this week up the duff.

[lighter striking]

Funny old game, innit?

Life.

[Sarah] Yep.

[Chloe] Did you think you'd end up with Richard?

[Sarah] I dunno.

I'm just not sure he should be marrying Ava.

[Chloe] I'm a bit frightened.

-[Sarah] What? -I'm a bit frightened.

Better go and tell Dad.

Okay.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Are you going to tell the estate agent?

No, I'll just text him.

-Laters. -Laters.

[acoustic guitar music]

[seagulls squawking]

[Ava speaks in foreign language]

Richard. If we don't end this right now

we'll be paying for it for the rest of our lives.

No, we talk about this now.

What do you need to do that is so important?

Fine.

Call me when you finished cleaning the urinal.

[Ava grunts]

-Hi. -Hi.

Everything okay?

[Ava sighs]

Do you ever wish your mum was around?

Not often, but I know what you mean.

You getting cold feet?

No, I have very good shoes.

No, I meant-

Are you and Richard okay?

Are you having doubts about the wedding?

Yes.

It's just getting ridiculous.

A church in the middle of nowhere, the dress, the pagoda,

and now, he wants to hire

an even bigger venue for the reception.

You know he stopped gigging,

so he can do more night shifts

to pay for the wedding.

Yeah. He mentioned it.

It's crazy. He loves gigging.

The reception venue charge £5 for a bottle of water.

He'll be working night shifts for the rest of his life.

But he's doing it for you.

I know, he thinks it's what I want.

Isn't it?

No. What I want is to get married in a registry office

and have a two for one meal deal at Harvester.

Maybe you could have the reception at the cafe.

The water's free.

I don't know what Richard will think, but-

Are you kidding?

He would spend his whole life in that cafe if he could.

Thank you.

This means very much to me.

Don't know why I didn't offer before.

[Phil] Hey kid.

Oh, hi.

You all set for the big day Ava?

Yeah, I think we might just be.

[phone ringing]

It's Richard.

Must've finished cleaning the urinals.

[beeping]

Just a second sweetheart.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Okay. No problem.

Guess what, you won't believe it.

Blimey. What did you do?

Give her one of your kidneys?

Almost as painful.

You okay?

Yes.

It'd be much easier if she wasn't so lovely

and funny and pretty and foreign and interesting.

-But- -No, no, no. I meant,

Are you okay getting out of that deck chair?

Yes Dad.

All good.

[Sarah sighs]

How are you?

Yeah, good. I got a new job.

All right. That's good.

You hear back from that writing competition?

Oh yeah, no, I got eliminated.

Why?

It wasn't a competition for children's stories.

It was a competition for stories by children.

Oh, sorry about that.

Well, you know what they say,

if at first you don't succeed-

Take the hint or enter the right category.

[both laugh]

Did you know that 12 publishers

turned down Harry Potter?

Yes. Well, J. K. Rowling's good at writing.

When's being good got anything to do with it?

You see an X factor.

You just need to do it.

I do need to do it.

I'm just not sure people need to read it.

Did you need to do it?

Yeah.

Still do.

So, what's the job?

A photographic tour of British seaside cafes,

starting in Grimsby.

From super to grim.

Yeah. Next stop Scunthorpe.

When do you go?

Soon as Weston in Bloom's done.

Why don't you come with me?

You could write a story about every cafe we went to.

Yeah.

No.

That's okay.

You can send me a postcard.

Just so long as you promise to read them this time.

[acoustic guitar music]

There's a whole world out there, kid.

Can't see it all from here.

I know.

[acoustic guitar music]

I don't suppose you do weddings.

Do you?

Yeah, I'd love to.

Thanks.

See you later, kid.

See you later.

[acoustic guitar music]

Pow, pow.

[Mary laughs]

Brap, brap.

Hey blood, wagwan?

Bredrin, you're looking fly.

[hands clapping]

[both laugh]

Talk of the devil, hello Stan.

Right then, Carol.

Sign this for Weston in Bloom.

And then, I've got something to ask you.

[door slams]

Did Chloe get hold of you, Stan?

I missed a couple of calls.

I think it's urgent.

I'll call her, love. I'll call her.

But first things first.

-Now then, Carol- -Mum?

Mhmm

Is it okay if Ava and Richard,

have their wedding reception here?

I know it's the same day as Weston in Bloom,

but I'll take care of everything, I promise.

I just thought it would save them

spending crazy money on a venue.

And flowers.

Exactly. And Dad said, he'd take the photographs.

Oh good.

[Sarah] Is that okay?

Well, It's fine by me if it's fine by Stan.

Yeah. Wonderful.

Great.

Oh, I love it when a plan turns out like it's meant to.

Thanks, Stan.

No problem. Now then-

Are you still going to Asda?

-Absolutely, but- -We can park in Waitrose.

'Cause it's always spaces and then we can walk over.

Yeah, lovely. But first things first-

Done.

Righty tighty.

Oh, hang on correct this,

and then I want to ask you something.

What's wrong with it?

You've ticked Mrs, not miss.

No. That's right.

-What? -What?

Who are you married to?

-Phil. -Still?

No. Phil. Phil Porter.

Yeah. I know who Phil is.

Well, we never got round to a divorce.

Oh.

You knew that didn't you?

-Did I? -Didn't you?

Did I?

That's okay, isn't it?

Yes. Of course, love.

Of course, it's okay.

It's okay.

Yeah, it's okay.

What's this is called again?

Fuchsia.

The bleeding heart.

Bang on, love. Bang on.

It's beautiful.

Now then Stan, what did you want to ask me?

You got brown sauce for the fish pie?

Good one, Stan.

[phone ringing]

Oh, it's Chloe.

It's Chloe, why'd she-

Back in a mo.

Right then. Bag for life, check.

Shopping list, check.

Mhmm.

You gonna read me a story, love?

No Nan, these are mine.

Perfect.

You've made our wedding.

Our wedding?

No, mine and Ava's.

-I know. -Thank you.

What's all that?

My stories. Wanna read one?

No, they're for kids aren't they?

You read Harry Potter.

That's only so I could understand the films.

I spoke to The Lodge about your friend Mare,

they're going to get back to me.

There's a brochure.

Laters.

Laters.

Bye, love.

What friend's that, Nan?

Just someone I know.

Now then, what you got?

It could've been worse.

It should've been better.

The tide was out of it's starting blocks

and racing towards Little Girl

as she started alone on the beach.

The sun had packed up and gone home to bed

and her shrivelled prune of a mother had gone

to play bingo with the ice cream man.

[Mary laughs]

And as a little boat gently floated

onto the shore beside her,

Little Girl knew that this was one of those days

when she wouldn't be home in time for tea.

And it was going to be wonderful.

[acoustic guitar music]

Come on.

Come on, everyone.

♪Somewhere ♪

♪Beyond the sea ♪

♪He's there watching for me ♪

♪If I could fly ♪

♪Like birds on high ♪

♪Then straight to his arms ♪

♪I'd go sailing ♪

[acoustic guitar music]

[air whooshing]