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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Beyond the sea ♪
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♪ He's there watching for me ♪
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[Woman] Morning Brenda!
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Hello, Wendy, Mandy.
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Lucy, Marie.
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-Well good morning.
-Phil.
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How you doing?
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Just see how you're getting on.
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I just want to see you in that deck chair.
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Go on, light's perfect.
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Oh, okay.
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Yes.
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-Oh!
-Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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When you're ready, just give us a nod.
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Oh, doll, what?
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That is just perfect.
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[Carol] Stan you're as dull as dishwater.
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I wanted to try something different.
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Well you should have told me.
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-I did tell you.
-No, you didn't.
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Yes I did and you said why
would I want to do Zumba.
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I never said that.
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Yes, you did.
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You said it sounds like something
you'd put on a cold sore.
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Oh yeah well, I did say that,
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but I didn't know it was dancing did I?
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I didn't even know you liked dancing.
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That's 'cause you've never asked me.
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Might have know this would be my fault.
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Well fine.
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And just for the record,
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I'm as dull as ditchwater not dishwater
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and it's a decline in
testosterone not tostesterone.
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If you think I'm gonna stand
here and listen to this,
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you've got another thing coming.
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Think coming.
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Think.
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What?
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Yeah, yeah I know mate,
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but let's face it younger
women are more palatable.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, for goodness sake.
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[women chattering]
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I'm really sorry Mr. Astill,
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I had no idea that ring was yours.
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Why would you, lad?
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Doesn't matter now anyway.
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She can Zumba till her feet fall off.
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[Jason] Why are men like carpets?
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I don't know lad, why
are men like carpets?
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'Cause if you lay them out the first time
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you can walk over them forever.
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Yeah well this carpet
is fraying at the edges.
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-Oh, oh.
-You all right?
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Yeah, just a bit of chafage
from that spinning class.
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Let's have the sea in the background.
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Lovely.
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Afternoon Stan.
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Phil, Brenda.
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-Stan, Jason.
-Hi.
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Nice orchid.
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Thanks.
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From the Greek orchis,
if I'm not mistaken.
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Oh, what does that mean?
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Testicle.
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Phalaenopsis orchidaceae,
they're a symbol of virility.
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Wishful thinking, eh Stan?
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Brenda's been telling me
about Weston in Bloom.
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Oh yeah?
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I really think you should
enter this yeah, Stan.
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What's Weston in Bloom?
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Floral decoration contest.
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Oh, yeah.
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We've go that in the locker.
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No, I don't do that kind of thing.
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Good old Stan.
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Always the same.
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Yeah, well I've never been
good with competition.
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Oh, I dunno.
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I reckon you could hold your
own if push came to shovel.
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Okay, well.
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See you later, yeah?
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Bye all.
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I'll get that ring back
for you, Mr. Astill.
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How are you going to do that?
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Got my sources init.
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Yeah of course.
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Well, I'm glad one of
us is having some luck
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with the Porter women.
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Come on.
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Oh, I got an exercise class to get to.
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Testicle, eh?
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So are we decorating the sea front
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with a load of bollocks Mr. Astill?
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Makes a change from
talking it, don't it lad?
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[both laugh]
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Right, gently does it.
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Cup it.
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That's it, use your finger and tickle it.
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That's it.
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Is today the day the
mayor's coming, Carol?
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Oh, yes Grace.
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Isn't it exciting?
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I should probably make myself scarce
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before he arrives, eh?
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Well, red hatters of Weston-Super-Mare,
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I declare the AGM formally open.
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[women cheer]
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Oh for goodness sake.
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Where's Sarah?
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With the loo paper.
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Don't worry about them Carol.
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They all have their granny nappies on.
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Yeah well I haven't
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and I'm about to have my
photograph taken next to the mayor
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diddling up and down like
a cat in a hot tin pot.
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Just drip dry Carol.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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[Woman] Okay.
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Brr.
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It's like a fridge in here.
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Carol's going through the change.
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Good for her.
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Best thing she'll ever do.
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Ah yes, it's the start
of a wonderful journey.
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When I came out the other
side I got a divorce
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and a belly button ring.
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Snazzy.
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Live, love, laugh ladies.
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[women laugh]
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Live, love, laugh?
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Why can't people just grow old gracefully?
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Belly button ring at her age.
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I always said you should
never have more holes in you
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than there's strictly speaking necessary.
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I dunno.
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I think you'd look good with
a ring through your nose.
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Shut up Jack.
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Well, the first item on the agenda
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is the graffiti on the underpass.
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So did you manage to get that spray paint?
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Oh yes.
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Look at them.
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Aren't they wonderful?
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I hope I'm like that when I'm their age.
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You are their age, Carol.
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Well, I wouldn't be
seen dead in a red hat.
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That's how you could tell the
prostitute during the war.
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-How?
-If they wore a red hat.
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Well trust you to know that.
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Red hat, no knickers.
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Shut up Jack.
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Red hat, no knickers?
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I just cleaned those chairs.
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Item two on the agenda is
the sponsored skinny dip.
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[women giggle]
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All right Derek?
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Hello young Chloe.
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Oh, gross.
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Oh, I know.
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I reckon one of them seagulls
had a Ruby Murray last night.
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So, lucky for some.
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What are you reading?
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Ibiza.
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I'm trying to convince
Sarah to go on a road trip.
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I didn't know you could drive.
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I can't, I'm on the way to my test now.
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Oh, first time?
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No, eighth.
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Oh, suddenly feel a bit sick.
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Don't let the nerves get to you girl.
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Keep an eye out for that seagull.
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You just need a bit of luck, that's all.
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I don't need luck, Derek.
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I need an examiner who's not choosy
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about which way I go
around the roundabout.
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Later, Derek.
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Later, bye, good luck.
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Mum's therapist told my mum I need a job.
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You've got a job.
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A proper job.
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You're a living statue.
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She says I need to supplement my income.
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Have you got an income to supplement?
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No.
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That's why I need a proper job.
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What's the interview for?
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Candy floss fluffer on the pier.
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Aha, proper job.
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[bell rings]
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All right?
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-All right.
-All right.
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All right.
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Nice arm patches.
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Second hand?
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Vintage.
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You look like a geography teacher.
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-Cool.
-Cheers.
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See you at the photo.
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-Laters.
-Laters.
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Laters.
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All right?
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All right?
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Is it okay if is Ava's in the photo?
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Yeah of course.
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Why wouldn't it be?
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No reason.
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She wanted me to check.
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So two weeks 'til the big day.
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What big day?
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Your wedding.
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Oh yeah.
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So, what do you want
to do for your stag do?
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Ah you choose.
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I'm easy, I'll do whatever you want.
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Okay.
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Prague.
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No, don't want to go abroad.
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Oh, okay.
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So what do you want to do?
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Beach barbecue with beers and my mates.
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Okay.
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Weymouth.
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Oh yeah.
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No, Weston?
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Richard, it's your stag do!
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Ava's only going cheerleading
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up the Dragon for her hen do,
so I don't want to go too far
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in case she wants me to walk her home.
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Afternoon.
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All right, Jason.
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Hi.
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Want to come to my stag do, Jase?
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Oh cheers, yeah.
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Where you gonna go?
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There.
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[laughs] You are the worst
best man in the world.
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It's not my idea, I said Prague.
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Sounds great, I'll see you later.
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All right, laters.
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Laters.
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Jason seems nice.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Oh.
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-[slow guitar music]
-[birds squawking]
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Soz.
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Oh, you been making that compost?
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Come on.
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Oi, concentrate.
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You, in.
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Thank you.
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Oh, about time.
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Oh my God, mother.
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I'm packing peanuts in here.
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[Carol] I've got a temperature.
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Is that what you call it?
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Hello ladies.
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[Ladies] Hello!
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You know what?
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Have you see my notebook?
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No, it's Stan's escaped convict.
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AKA Jason, Stan's allotment volunteer.
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Yeah, he beat someone to death.
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Who told you that?
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Baker Sue.
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Oh wow, must be true then.
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And her son's single again,
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you ought to give him a call.
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Mother, beer comes out of
his nose when he laughs.
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Well beggars can't be pickers, choosers.
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-Result!
-You passed?
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No, only two major faults.
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How is that a result?
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Three better than last time.
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Ibiza, road trip, here we come.
277
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,640
I can hardly contain my excitement.
278
00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,480
Usual?
279
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,840
No, just water.
280
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,960
What's the matter with you?
281
00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,280
I feel sick.
282
00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,560
[Sarah] Is this something you've eaten?
283
00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,320
I don't know, it's really
bad in the morning.
284
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,280
Is it your period?
285
00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,320
Not due till next week.
286
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,720
I thought you were in sync with me.
287
00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,200
I am.
288
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,400
So you've missed a period.
289
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,520
Oh.
290
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,920
And you're sick in the morning?
291
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,200
Yeah.
292
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,400
Some people might call
it morning sickness.
293
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,240
Yeah.
294
00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,120
No.
295
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,120
It's blocked again.
296
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,520
There's definitely
something up that spout.
297
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,280
Talk of the devil, hello Chloe love.
298
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,680
All right, Carol.
299
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,200
Oh dear, must be something going around.
300
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,000
Yeah, denial.
301
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,720
It's not just a river in Egypt.
302
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,120
Oh don't be ridiculous Sarah.
303
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,840
Of course it is.
304
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,560
If you can't be pretty, at
least try and be clever hmm?
305
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,880
[slow guitar music]
306
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,600
After my MA, I moved
from London to Bristol
307
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,240
to start a research post.
308
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,040
To research what?
309
00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,040
How to harness the tidal
power of the Severn Bore.
310
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,480
You know at some certain points
311
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,040
it goes as fast as 21 kilometres an hour?
312
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,840
Wow, I did not know.
313
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,640
[laughs] And now I've
become a Severn bore.
314
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,280
Nah, it's interesting.
315
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,120
Is it?
316
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:09,960
Yeah.
317
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,360
I mean, not to me, I could
barely keep my eyes open, but.
318
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,720
[both laugh]
319
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,840
Actually you'd be surprised.
320
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,560
In China, Qiantang Dragon tidal bore
321
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,960
gets as high as 30 feet.
322
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,880
People surf it.
323
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,680
Wow.
324
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,160
How high does the Severn Bore get?
325
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,880
Nine, but it is still overlooked.
326
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,000
-Okay, great.
-Great.
327
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,840
Tomorrow night it is then?
328
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,240
And you'll bring the ring?
329
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,360
And I'll bring the ring.
330
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,040
Are you sure you can't
tell me whose it is yet?
331
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,320
All will be revealed.
332
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,080
Oi, Romeo!
333
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,640
I've gotta get to the gym?
334
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:44,080
By the way, you left
this at mine last night.
335
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,840
Oh no, please say you
didn't read any of it.
336
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,160
Didn't read any of it.
337
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,120
Are you just saying that?
338
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:49,960
I'm just saying that.
339
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,040
-You did read it?
-You said I could.
340
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,120
How drunk was I?
341
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,520
Drunk enough.
342
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,960
Sorry about that.
343
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,800
Why?
344
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,640
I thought you were miss
casual, breezy, no strings?
345
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,600
Oh no, did I really say that?
346
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,760
Only about 30 times.
347
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,240
Oh my God, sorry about that.
348
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,080
Don't be.
349
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,680
Casual, breezy, no strings suits me fine.
350
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,720
Oh okay.
351
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,200
-Cool.
-Cool.
352
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,040
By the way, the fifth
one was my favourite.
353
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,160
Okay, now I know you
didn't read any of them
354
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,200
'cause there's only four in here.
355
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,720
[Jason] What about the one at the back?
356
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,880
[gentle music]
357
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,160
We're coming outside to get warm.
358
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,000
See you later for the photo.
359
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,520
-What photo?
-Mayor.
360
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,040
What about Mary?
361
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,760
-Not Mary, mayor.
-Mayor?
362
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,600
Mayor.
363
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,200
Super-Mare big cheese.
364
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,400
What are you talking about?
365
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,440
Oh shut up, Jack.
366
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,360
Sarah, what are you doing with a criminal?
367
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,040
AKA Jason, Stan's allotment volunteer
368
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,320
who's got first class
honours degree in geology.
369
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,840
So what does he want with you?
370
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,680
Sex.
371
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,520
What?
372
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,760
Beggars can't be pickers, choosers.
373
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,760
Brenda and dad are here.
374
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,120
Oh no, I haven't done my makeup.
375
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,120
[ladies chattering]
376
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,560
How are things going with you two?
377
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,400
Who two?
378
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,520
You and Jason.
379
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,960
Oh yeah, good thanks.
380
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,080
Yeah, really, really good.
381
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,320
Well done.
382
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,320
He's very sexy.
383
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,320
Is this where you and Chloe are going?
384
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,440
Ibiza?
385
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,480
God, no.
386
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,880
-You must!
-Really?
387
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,160
It's the island of love, so magical.
388
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,160
Oh my gosh, such adventures.
389
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,960
You talk as if they're over?
390
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,960
Well they are a little bit.
391
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,840
Surely the best adventure's still to come?
392
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,520
No, you know how Richard hates to travel.
393
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,680
Oh yeah.
394
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,160
No, I was talking about your marriage.
395
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,400
Oh yes, well of course.
396
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,400
-All right?
-All right?
397
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,760
I got the best news ever.
398
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,760
Guess who's just found our perfect sofa?
399
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,600
You?
400
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,080
No, the man in the shop, but
I was with him. It's amazing.
401
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,240
Supple faux leather with
a rhino black finish,
402
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,440
sumptuous scatter cushions, chaise end
403
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,240
to suit left or right orientation
404
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,000
with the option of an additional pouffe.
405
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,840
Boom.
406
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:15,920
Talk of the devil,
407
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,160
hello Richard, love.
408
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,160
Yeah not bad thanks, Carol,
you? Yeah, good, yeah good.
409
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,800
You found your wedding dress yet?
410
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,640
No.
411
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,320
You're getting a sofa
before you get your dress?
412
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,240
I spend a lot of time with the sofa.
413
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,080
So the mayor's just
opening a new Ladbrokes,
414
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,000
and then he'll be here.
415
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,600
Oh exciting.
416
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,400
Carol, I wanted to ask you something.
417
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,240
Yes.
418
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,880
I just wondered how you'd feel
419
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,360
if I went out on a sort of a date.
420
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,520
Oi, saucy devil.
421
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,680
No, the thing is.
422
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,200
-It's with your--
-Oh not another one!
423
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,280
Don't move.
424
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,440
The light on your cheeks
is absolutely perfect.
425
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,960
[Brenda] Oh don't, Phil.
426
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,520
I'm having a really ugly day today.
427
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,280
[shutter clicks]
428
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,600
Look at that.
429
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,320
Oh no I look so old.
430
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,680
Oh don't be ridiculous.
431
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,880
You've got fantastic bone structure.
432
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,240
She looks great, doesn't she Carol?
433
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,440
Oh yeah, lovely.
434
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,760
Now Brends, are you gonna let
me take you dancing or not?
435
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,800
I've got the moves like Jagger.
436
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,640
Haven't I Carol?
437
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,240
Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet.
438
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
You all right mum?
439
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,200
Come on everyone.
440
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,040
Sarah.
441
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,160
You got a story for that competition yet?
442
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,920
Yeah, I think I have.
443
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,480
That's my girl.
444
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,640
[gentle guitar music]
445
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,720
[door knocks]
446
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,680
[Carol] Just a minute please.
447
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,400
Carol, this is your mother talking.
448
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,760
[gentle guitar music]
449
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,760
What's the matter?
450
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,280
[sobs] Nothing.
451
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,280
Don't be petulant.
452
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,360
What's the matter?
453
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,120
[sobs] Sarah's sleeping with a murderer.
454
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,960
I know, isn't it wonderful?
455
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,440
[door knocks]
456
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,320
Mum?
457
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,160
Nan?
458
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,080
[Carol sobs]
459
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,600
What's the matter?
460
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,520
You are sleeping with a murderer.
461
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,600
Ignore her, she's menopausal.
462
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,600
No I'm not.
463
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,400
[Sarah and Nan] Yes you are.
464
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,560
How do you know?
465
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,200
You're weeing like a race horse
466
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,640
and you're sweating like a cheese.
467
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,760
Oh no, that's what I am.
468
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,000
A crusty, mouldy old cheddar.
469
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,360
Not mouldy, mum.
470
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,640
Oh but I am crusty?
471
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,080
I knew it, I'm past it.
472
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,960
Everyone knows men think younger women
473
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,520
are more palatable.
474
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,840
Men, Carol?
475
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,640
-How many do you want?
-What?
476
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,880
You said men.
477
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,280
You only need one and you've got him.
478
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,120
Who?
479
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,440
Stan!
480
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,040
He's just interested in
exercising and eating celery
481
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,600
and criticising my pronunciation.
482
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,720
-Pronunciation.
-What?
483
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,560
Nothing.
484
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,640
Oh, shut up.
485
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,200
You're sleeping with a murderer.
486
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,040
[Sarah] He's not a murderer.
487
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,480
Well Pound Shop Pam said he was.
488
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,600
Pound Shop Pam said Dr.
Prasana was a terrorist.
489
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,800
-Isn't he?
-No!
490
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,000
-Well what is he?
-A doctor!
491
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,640
You're sleeping with a doctor?
492
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,440
No!
493
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,360
-A terrorist?
-No!
494
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,200
-A murderer?
-He's not a murderer.
495
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,840
His gay best friend got beaten up
496
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,920
by four homophobic neo-Nazis
497
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,560
in an unprovoked attack
outside a nightclub.
498
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,600
Jason fought them off, put
two of them in hospital,
499
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,400
one of them pressed charges and
Jason got community service.
500
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,240
Okay?
501
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,920
[sobs] He sounds lovely.
502
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,000
Oh.
503
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,800
Hi guys, sorry to interrupt.
504
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,760
I really need to use the toilet.
505
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,600
[gentle guitar music]
506
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,640
What's happened to you?
507
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,320
I was at boobercise and I hyper extended.
508
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,160
Boobercise?
509
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,520
Isn't that an exercise
class for women with boobs?
510
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,760
I know.
511
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,600
You went to an exercise
class for women with boobs
512
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,320
to stare at women with boobs.
513
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,480
Well of course not.
514
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,280
Yes you did, Stan.
515
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,120
You went to an exercise
class for women with boobs
516
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,720
to stare at women with boobs.
517
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,560
What, no?
518
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,160
Carol.
519
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,640
If you must know, I went
to an exercise class
520
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:09,120
for women with boobs to
try and reduce my moobs.
521
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,480
Oh, but I like your moobs.
522
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,960
I don't know what's happened to me lately.
523
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,480
Don't you?
524
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,520
I just got confused.
525
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,760
And what was my hormones
flying around here, there
526
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760
and every which way.
527
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,240
-Everywhere.
-What?
528
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,080
Nothing.
529
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,160
And with Phil coming back, I didn't know
530
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,280
if I was coming or leaving.
531
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,240
-Going.
-What?
532
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,040
Nothing.
533
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,640
I'm sorry.
534
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,120
So am I.
535
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:44,960
Ah, mind my neck.
536
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,840
Oh, mind my hormones.
537
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,960
I'm sorry I said you were
as dull as dishwater.
538
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,000
-Ditchwater.
-What?
539
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,840
Nothing.
540
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,120
Come on.
541
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,520
Ditchwater, ditchwater, ditchwater.
542
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,120
-I'm as dull as?
-Ditchwater.
543
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,120
That's it!
544
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,680
I always knew I'd end up
at the end of the pier.
545
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,120
Yay!
546
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,120
Well done my little fluffy fluffer.
547
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,040
Well done for what?
548
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,440
Guess who's got a new
job fluffing candy floss
549
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,280
on the pier?
550
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,520
-You?
-Me?
551
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,480
No way!
552
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,080
What?
553
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:24,920
What?
554
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:29,000
Kieran's got a new job fluffing
candy floss on the pier.
555
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,880
What?
556
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,160
You're a living statue.
557
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,440
My mum's therapist told my
mum it's time I grew up.
558
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,520
Is that why you're wearing
a cardigan with arm patches?
559
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,720
Yeah, do you like it?
560
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,400
No. You look like one of them Londoners
561
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,640
who are really dull but trying to be cool.
562
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,560
You're better than that.
563
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:44,880
Cool.
564
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,480
So, are you?
565
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,320
Yep.
566
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,960
No!
567
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,800
Looks like it.
568
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,560
Crap.
569
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,320
Is it?
570
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,400
Is what?
571
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400
Is being pregnant a bad thing?
572
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,840
My mum's therapist told my mum it was.
573
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,480
Your mum's therapist is a tit.
574
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,480
Move over kiddlywinks, your father's here.
575
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,680
Excuse I.
576
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,520
Red hat.
577
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,080
No knickers!
578
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,600
[group laugh]
579
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,280
Okay, say cheese.
580
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,360
Crusty old mouldy old shutter.
581
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,040
[group laugh]
582
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,920
[group cheer]
583
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,240
[Group] Cheese!
584
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,120
Very nice.
585
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,760
[group clap]
586
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,400
♪ Somewhere ♪
587
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,360
♪ Beyond the sea ♪
588
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:58,360
♪ He's there watching for me ♪
589
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:04,240
♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪
590
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,920
♪ Then straight to his arms ♪
591
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,680
♪ I'd go sailing ♪
592
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,640
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