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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:05,560 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,680 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,680 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,440 Hi, all right, Sarah? 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,240 All right, Derek? 6 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,200 Morning, all! 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,400 ♪ Sailing ♪ 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,320 [gentle music] 9 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,400 [Mary laughing] 10 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,760 [laughs] These twits are funny. 11 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,480 Oh, for goodness sake, Mother. 12 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,280 Twittering on the toilet. 13 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,800 It's the only place I get any peace, Carol. 14 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,880 What are you laughing at? 15 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,600 Rio Ferdinand's feet. 16 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,960 That thing's a menace. 17 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,640 He is, bless him. 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,240 But his bunions are funny. 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,360 Well, you wanna tell him to be careful, 20 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,360 else he'll end up like Sandra. 21 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,200 Who's Sandra? 22 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,800 [Sarah] Chris Higham's mum. 23 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,840 Who's Chris Higham? 24 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,080 [Carol] You remember Chris Higham. 25 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,000 [Mary] No. 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,520 You remember Chris Higham, Sarah? 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,360 Nope. 28 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,480 Oh, don't be ridiculous, Sarah, course you do. 29 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,480 He sent you some Valentine's Day flowers by mistake 30 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,160 and then he had to come round and take them back 31 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,320 because they were meant for Chloe. 32 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,160 Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,480 [Carol] Well, his mum Sandra- 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,840 Whose mum Sandra? 35 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,680 [Carol] Chris Higham's. 36 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,720 Who's Chris Higham? 37 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,800 Sandra's son. 38 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,880 [Mary] What about her? 39 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,520 Well, she had an accident in the garden 40 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,560 and sliced her bunion off with a lawn mower. 41 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,560 Good idea, I'll twit Rio. 42 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,560 [Carol] He's married a Welsh orthodontist. 43 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,560 [Mary] Rio? 44 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,920 [Carol] No, Chris Higham. 45 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,600 She took him to Milford Haven to have the baby. 46 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,120 Now they've got people carrier. 47 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,080 [Sarah] Must've hurt squeezing that out. 48 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,280 Sandra's mortified. 49 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,320 About the people carrier? 50 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,080 About Milford Haven. 51 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,080 Now what are they gonna do in Milford Haven, wait to die? 52 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,960 Oh. 53 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,520 Talk of the devils, there they go. 54 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:20,080 [Carol] I don't know why you won't join that group, Sarah. 55 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,280 [Sarah] I like running alone. 56 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,480 [Carol] Well, yes, that's you in a nutshell. 57 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,440 Let me out, let me out! 58 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,280 What are you doing? 59 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,200 Me in a nutshell. 60 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,000 [Mary laughing] 61 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,600 Mother, don't encourage her. 62 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,680 This is no time for timfoolery. 63 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,320 -Who? -Tim? 64 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,520 -What? -You should give him a call. 65 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,640 -Who? -Tim. 66 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,440 Well, yes, if he's single. 67 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,800 [Mary laughing] 68 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,080 [jaunty music] 69 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,920 [Hulk growls] 70 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,440 Oh, don't mind me, I'm just a mime artist. 71 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,400 -What? -What? 72 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,840 I thought you said something. 73 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,960 No. 74 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,800 I'm a mime artist. 75 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,440 I can't speak. 76 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, cool. 77 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,680 Can you tell me the way to the allotments? 78 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,480 That way. 79 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,320 Cheers. 80 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,440 [Hulk growls] 81 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,160 [bee buzzing] 82 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:43,200 [screams] Bee, bee, bee, bee! 83 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,360 Bee, bee, bee! 84 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,520 [Hulk growls] 85 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,080 [gentle music] 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,360 Ready? 87 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,440 As I'll ever be. 88 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,480 Now look here, lad, 89 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,480 I don't want you here anymore than you want to be here. 90 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,080 But let's try and make this 200 hours 91 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,320 as painless as possible, shall we? 92 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,000 Whatever's clever, man. 93 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,080 First off, it's Mr. Astill to you. 94 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,760 Now, you make a start on the weeding. 95 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,080 How do I do that, Mr. Astill? 96 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,000 You ever used a ho? 97 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,520 You still talking about gardening? 98 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,400 Right, forget the weeding. 99 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:42,160 Just finish off the watering, but keep it Goldilocks. 100 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,200 Keep it what? 101 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,760 Not too much, not too little. 102 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,040 How much is that? 103 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,720 Didn't they tell you anything 104 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,400 about working on an allotment? 105 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,280 The most important tool's the kettle. 106 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,080 [laughs] Okie dokie. 107 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,560 Well, I suppose that's as good a place to start as any. 108 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,360 Snow White, two dwarves, please. 109 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,800 What? 110 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,760 Milk, two sugars. 111 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,600 Right. 112 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,600 Nice bit of wood, Mr. Astill. 113 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,480 We still talking about gardening? 114 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,400 [Jason] I'll go make that brew. 115 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,480 [gentle music] 116 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,320 Oop. 117 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,000 [Chloe] OMG, he's so persistent. 118 00:05:59,000 --> 00:05:59,840 [Carol] Which one? 119 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:00,720 The estate agent. 120 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,240 [Carol] Oh, you moving out, Chloe? 121 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,480 Why would I do that? 122 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,320 Oh, I just thought- 123 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,120 Trying to get rid of me, Carol? 124 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:05,960 [Carol] What? 125 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:06,800 You wanna take my dad off me, Carol? 126 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,640 [Carol] Of course not. 127 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,560 Have you had sex with my dad, Carol? 128 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,520 Chloe, I just meant- 129 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,400 I'm only messing, Carol. 130 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,600 I know you have, them walls are paper thin. 131 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,400 Now, what are you asking? 132 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,640 You said the estate agent, I thought you were moving. 133 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,680 Oh no, Carol, just shagging. 134 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,520 Ooh. 135 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,360 Glad we cleared that up. 136 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,200 You're just jel. 137 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,040 Don't say jel. 138 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,920 Is he still married, Chloe? 139 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,160 I flipping hope so, Mary, be no fun if he was single. 140 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,440 [Carol] Oh, talk of the devil. 141 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,320 Morning, Kieran. 142 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,120 Morning. 143 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,920 What you doing, Weston-super-Mary? 144 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,880 Photographing my bunion to send to Rio. 145 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,520 [Kieran] Brazil? 146 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,120 Ferdinand. 147 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,480 Oh. 148 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,800 All right, scuttler? 149 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,680 -All right. -All right. 150 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,560 How you feeling, incredible sulk? 151 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,440 Apart from being sexually anorexic, broke, 152 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,680 and sustained in a low level of depression, 153 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,000 I've never been happier. 154 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,480 Have you heard back from the Frenchman? 155 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,560 Uh-uh. 156 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,760 Definitely over then? 157 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,000 Mm-hmm. 158 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,280 We need to get you a project. 159 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,520 I had a project and he dumped me. 160 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,680 A project that doesn't involve 161 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,680 seeking the approval of strange men. 162 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,040 I'm a performance artiste, that's my job description. 163 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,200 A performance artiste? 164 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,360 Thought you were living statue. 165 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,840 Oh, you say neither, I say neither. 166 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,720 You say either, I say both. 167 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,400 You say onion, he says onion. 168 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,880 And then he called the whole thing off! 169 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,200 -Usual? -Yes, please, plus straw. 170 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,160 Don't wanna smudge. 171 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,720 And a croissant! 172 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,200 I'm getting hungry. 173 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,520 You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. 174 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,160 Oh, talk of the devil. 175 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,000 All right, Richard? 176 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:29,840 Yeah, good? 177 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,680 Yeah, not bad, you? 178 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,520 Yeah, good? 179 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,640 -Good, yeah. -Yeah, good. 180 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,080 -Good, usual? -Yeah, good. 181 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,000 All right, thank you, Sarah. 182 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,960 -All right? -All right? 183 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:37,920 -All right? -All right? 184 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:38,920 -All right? -All right? 185 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:39,880 -All right? -All right? 186 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:40,720 All right. 187 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,880 Been on your bike, Richard? 188 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,000 Yeah. 189 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,240 Your car still in the garage? 190 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,520 No, Ava fixed it. 191 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,520 Runs like a dream now. 192 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,680 [Sarah] So where is it? 193 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,280 Won't start, so I had to take it in the garage. 194 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,480 Oh well done, Richard. 195 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,760 [Richard] Cheers, Carol. 196 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:52,840 [Kieran] Cheers. 197 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,920 Nice suit, who died? 198 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,040 John's mum. 199 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:56,880 What? 200 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,320 -John's mum. -John's mum? 201 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,160 John's mum. 202 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,600 There's an echo in here. 203 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,720 John's mum's dead? 204 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,000 Well, they were about to burn her, so I hope so. 205 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,880 You never said. 206 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,000 It's private, Sarah. 207 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,840 Is John all right? 208 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:07,680 It's private, Sarah. 209 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,480 When did she die? 210 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,520 It's private, Sarah. 211 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,360 Last Tuesday. 212 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,520 Just before the cake trolley went round. 213 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,840 Day after his wedding. 214 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:14,840 The day after his what? 215 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,080 [Chloe] His wedding. 216 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,360 -His wedding? -His wedding. 217 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,160 That echo's back. 218 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,240 Why didn't you say? 219 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240 It's private, Sarah. 220 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,640 [Sarah] Well, how do you all know? 221 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,920 [All] Twitter. 222 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,680 [Carol] Oh, talk of the devil. 223 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,040 Morning, Ava. 224 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,360 You want your usual? 225 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,320 Yes please, Carol. 226 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,200 Okay, and what is that? 227 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,040 [Ava] Peppermint tea. 228 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,880 Thank you, Sarah. 229 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,680 Did you know that John's mum? 230 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,560 Oh yes, it's very sad. 231 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,520 And the wedding. 232 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,120 Richard! 233 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,800 You promised to wait till we were together. 234 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,640 [Richard] Oh yeah, no. 235 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,600 Sarah was talking about John's wedding. 236 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh, I see. 237 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,120 Whoops. 238 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,200 We got engaged. 239 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,640 -Engaged? -Engaged? 240 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,680 -Engaged? -Engaged? 241 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,800 Engaged! 242 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,640 Engaged. 243 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:09,960 Great! 244 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,400 That's great! 245 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,880 [gentle music] 246 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,720 So when's the wedding? 247 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,520 Well, if I want my father to give me away, 248 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,360 we don't have much time. 249 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,720 Is he dying? 250 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,160 No, flights to Bristol are cheaper 251 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,080 before the end of August. 252 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,600 [Carol] Oh, talk of the devil. 253 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,680 Morning, Brenda. 254 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,640 Morning, all. 255 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,680 [All] All right, Brenda? 256 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,720 Richard and Ava are engaged. 257 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,440 Oh, how lovely. 258 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,280 Kieran, I've renewed your permit. 259 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,120 Ah, cheers, Brend. 260 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,200 Permit for what? 261 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,560 -For me. -Oh, yeah. 262 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,520 Usual, Brenda? 263 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,560 Yes, please. 264 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,600 Thank you, Sarah. 265 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,040 Now, I just wanted to let you know that the photographer 266 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,840 for the tourist brochure's in town, Carol, 267 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,200 and I've told him to pop by later to say hello. 268 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,480 He's not starting today, is he? 269 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,360 No, whenever's convenient for you. 270 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,880 Next week? 271 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,840 [Carol] Where's the page a day diary, Sarah? 272 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,560 Back of the bag for life drawer. 273 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,960 But I know that Thursday's a bit hectic 274 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,360 because stitch and bitch have their coffee morning 275 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,640 in the afternoon. 276 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,880 But apart from a Friday and a Monday, 277 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,080 any other day is fine. 278 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,240 But not a Wednesday 279 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,960 'cause I never look good on a Wednesday. 280 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,280 You're in safe hands, Carol. 281 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,040 He's just come back from India shooting the Dalai Lama. 282 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,040 Poor little thing. 283 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,840 Okay. 284 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,680 Okay. 285 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,920 Better be off. 286 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,440 Thanks for this. 287 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,280 Bye, all. 288 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,880 [All] Bye, Brenda. 289 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,560 [Stan] Be good, if you can't be good, be careful. 290 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,120 [gentle music] 291 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,240 -Morning, Stan. -Morning, Brian. 292 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,520 Nice jumper. 293 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,120 Oh, yeah? 294 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,560 Helen made it at stitch and bitch. 295 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,800 Lovely. 296 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,400 Thanks, I'll tell her that. 297 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,800 She's been losing confidence of late. 298 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,720 She was worried it might be a bit garish. 299 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,840 Really? 300 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,920 Everything okay? 301 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,920 [Stan] Yeah, fine thanks. 302 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,200 You found out what he did yet? 303 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,720 I don't know, Brian, and I don't want to know. 304 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,200 As long as he does what he's asked without fuss, 305 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,040 then I don't care. 306 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,320 You wanna be careful, Stan. 307 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,280 He could be dangerous. 308 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,200 How'd you change the nozzle to that misty spray stuff? 309 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,600 It's coming out as a squirt. 310 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,440 Give it here. 311 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,160 Cheers, Mr. Astill. 312 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,360 Whoa! 313 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,080 [laughs] Nice one, geez. 314 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,880 All right, Brian? 315 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,400 Laters. 316 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,720 [Stan] Laters. 317 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,480 [gentle music] 318 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,400 [van horn beeps] 319 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,640 -[phone ringing] -Morning, Stan. 320 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,600 Morning, Brenda. 321 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,440 [Brenda] Hello? 322 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,600 Hello, oh, hi. 323 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,080 Sorry. 324 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,360 Yes, I told you. 325 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,040 Top of the morning, my little Faberge eggs. 326 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,800 Talk of the devil. 327 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,760 Hello, Stan. 328 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,640 Hello, gorgeous. 329 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,320 Now then. 330 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,680 Hello, Stanley. 331 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,520 All right, Mare? 332 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,480 You want your usual? 333 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,320 Oh yes, please. 334 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,800 -Thank you, Sarah. -Now then. 335 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,200 Right, Carol. 336 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,160 All right, Dad? 337 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,280 Yeah, all right, sweet pea. 338 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,520 All right, Stan? 339 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,480 Morning, lad. 340 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,280 Oi, jolly green giant, Brenda's on the prowl. 341 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,880 You renewed your permit yet? 342 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880 Done it. 343 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,200 Blimey, that's organised! 344 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,560 My mum's therapist told my mum 345 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,720 that chaos in your life reflects the chaos in your mind. 346 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,040 [Chloe] You're seeing your mum's therapist? 347 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,400 [Kieran] No, my mum is. 348 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,760 [Carol] Is she still bisexual, Kieran? 349 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:23,600 Bipolar. 350 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,440 Yeah. 351 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,120 Oh, good for her. 352 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,160 There you go, Stan. 353 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,440 Thank you, Carol. 354 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,240 Now then. 355 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,200 [Richard] All right, Stan? 356 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,560 Blimey, Dick Dick, who died? 357 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,560 John's mum. 358 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,720 Oh yeah, I saw that on Facebook. 359 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,880 [Carol] Oh, that's not the best bit though, Stan. 360 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,880 Tell him, Richard. 361 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,440 Oh yeah, no. 362 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,680 Ava and I are getting married. 363 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,640 -Married? -Yeah. 364 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,480 -You? -Yeah. 365 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,160 -Two of? -Yeah. 366 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,400 -Stone the crows. -Yep. 367 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,320 Prima rosa, primrose, first flower of the spring. 368 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,840 They're a bit out of season now, 369 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,400 but well, they'll see you through the day. 370 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,560 Oh, thanks, Stan. 371 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,680 That's nice, what's that? 372 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,640 Oh, that's nothing. 373 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,760 Just a silly bird box I made for you. 374 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,600 For me? 375 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,400 Oh, can I see it? 376 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,480 Oh no, no. 377 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,480 I'll um, let me hang it up first, eh love? 378 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,320 See it in its full glory. 379 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:24,920 Flowers, water. 380 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,680 Sorry, lad, I'm forgetting myself. 381 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,040 Well done, Dickypants, well bloody done. 382 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,400 -Cheers, Stan. -Come here. 383 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,680 Come here, lovely. 384 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,560 Now, he hasn't tricked you, has he? 385 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,840 You know you don't need a visa anymore. 386 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,320 It's not the visa, Stan. 387 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,160 It's for love. 388 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,360 Who can argue with that? 389 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,280 Right. 390 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,600 Come on, Trevor Sorbet, we got work to do. 391 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,520 I'll walk with you. 392 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,760 Coach party from Birmingham arriving in 10. 393 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,600 I better get to the crematorium. 394 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,080 -Laters. -Laters. 395 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,320 I'm sorry, Sarah. 396 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,000 I wanted to tell you myself. 397 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,400 Oh, yeah, no, that's okay. 398 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,520 Why, it's great, really great. 399 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,680 [Ava] Richard. 400 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,640 [Richard] Coming. 401 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,080 Will you say hi to John for me? 402 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,560 Oh yeah, no. 403 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,880 Laters. 404 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,720 Laters. 405 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,920 Well that's that then. 406 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,840 John and Richard both jumped out your fingers. 407 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,360 Mum, it's not even nine o'clock! 408 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,200 Yeah, well time and type 409 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,680 don't wait for no one these days, Sarah. 410 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,960 Now then, Stan, what did you wanna ask me? 411 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,520 Oh yeah, no, it's gone. 412 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh, talk of the devil. 413 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,920 Hello, Brenda. 414 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,320 Can I have a word, please? 415 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,280 [Carol] Er, yes, course. 416 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,800 In private. 417 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,520 Yeah, go through to the... 418 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,960 Back in a mo, Stan. 419 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:02,920 That's a turn up. 420 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,080 You okay? 421 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,640 Yeah, of course, it's amazing. 422 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,040 Smile, love. 423 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,280 The second best thing you can do with your lips. 424 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,000 [Carol] That's all right, what happened? 425 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,880 [Brenda] I am so sorry, Carol. 426 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,080 That's all right, what about? 427 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,200 If I'd known it was him, I'd never have agreed. 428 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,560 That's all right, known it was who? 429 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,760 Mind you, he's not due to start till next week, 430 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,120 so there's still time to cancel. 431 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,360 That's all right, cancel what? 432 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,760 The photographer, Carol. 433 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,080 That's all right, what about him? 434 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,400 It's Phil, Carol. 435 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,720 Who's Phil Carol? 436 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,800 Not Phil Carol, Carol. 437 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,360 Just Phil, Carol. 438 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,520 Phil? 439 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,360 Yes. 440 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,040 As in Phil? 441 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,040 [Sarah] Mum, come here. 442 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:45,880 Yes. 443 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,720 -Oh. -Mum. 444 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,040 Here we go then. 445 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,920 [tense music] 446 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,000 Hello, all. 447 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,760 You all right, Carol? 448 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,000 Hello, Phil. 449 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,840 Hello, Mare. 450 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,840 Hello, Philip. 451 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,440 [Phil] How you doing, Stan? 452 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,280 Not three bad, Phil, not three bad. 453 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,400 Hey, kid. 454 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,240 Hello, Dad. 455 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,640 Didn't expect to see you here. 456 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,080 [Sarah] Likewise. 457 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,280 Thought you lived in the Big Smoke? 458 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280 I did. 459 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,440 [Phil] Where do you live now? 460 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,280 Here. 461 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,560 I read your story in that children's magazine. 462 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,480 It's all going well then? 463 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,640 No, not really. 464 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,840 What you doing here? 465 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,200 I'm a photographer for the, for the brochure. 466 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,360 Why? 467 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,120 Nice work if you can get it, kid. 468 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,960 Well, Phil, me old mate. 469 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,840 This is a surprise, how you diddling yeah? 470 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,760 Not bad, good, yeah, good. 471 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,440 -Not bad. -Good. 472 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,760 Blimey, it must have been how long is it since? 473 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,240 -10 years. -10 years, is it really? 474 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,280 Don't time fly when you're having... 475 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,840 Is it that long? 476 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,680 How long you back for? 477 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,000 Long as it takes, Stan. 478 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,080 As long as what takes, Phil? 479 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,080 The job, Stan. 480 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,080 Oh, the job, of course, the job. 481 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,800 Well, we'll have to catch up, have a pint. 482 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,160 Catch up and have a pint. 483 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,440 -Catch up. -Have a pint. 484 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,080 Yeah, if you like. 485 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,360 Oh. 486 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,240 You two, er? 487 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,360 Us two, no. 488 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,440 -Yeah. -Yeah. 489 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,400 -Yes. -Yes. 490 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,040 -Yes. -Yes. 491 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:33,880 Right. 492 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,080 Okie dokie, fires to stokey. 493 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,440 I'll, er, get out your way, Carol. 494 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,120 Oh, do you have to, Stan? 495 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,320 Yes, no, no. 496 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,160 Something's going on. 497 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,000 Trouble for someone. 498 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,960 All right, my lovers? 499 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,800 Oh, lollipop! 500 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,400 Talk of the devil, morning, Beryl. 501 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,680 Are you open, Sarah? 502 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,760 Oh yes, absolutely, why wouldn't we? 503 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,040 Usual as business. 504 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,000 Well, I'll er, I'll er, 505 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,920 I'll just put up your bird box, Carol. 506 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,560 Oh, lovely, thank you, Stanley. 507 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,280 Now, what can I get you, Beryl? 508 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,400 Something strong. 509 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,000 [gentle music] 510 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:06,320 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 511 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,840 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 512 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,720 [Stan] Morning, all! 513 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:18,720 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 514 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:24,360 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 515 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:32,080 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 516 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:38,440 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 517 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:44,240 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪ 518 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,920 ♪ Then straight to his arms ♪ 519 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,680 ♪ I'd go sailing ♪ 33140

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