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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,720 -[soft upbeat music] -♪ Somewhere ♪ 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,880 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:11,880 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,640 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:23,320 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,600 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 7 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,440 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 8 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,440 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,840 [Ted] Afternoon, Carol. 10 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,440 Afternoon, Ted. 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:43,440 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪ 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,760 ♪ Then straight to his arms ♪ 13 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,520 ♪ I'd go sailing ♪ 14 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,840 Thanks, Carol. 15 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,520 No problem, Frank. 16 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,080 Any leftovers? 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,960 End of the day, Frank. 18 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:05,840 End of the day. 19 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,160 [Frank] Big Issue? 20 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,440 [Carol] Oh, go on, then. 21 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,680 Talk of the devil. 22 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,520 Hello, Richard, love. 23 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,640 Yeah, not bad, thanks, Carol. 24 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,480 All right? 25 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,320 All right, Richard? 26 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,160 All right, Frank? 27 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,000 All right, Carol? 28 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,840 [Carol] Yeah, all right, you? 29 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,640 Yeah, not bad, thanks. You? 30 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,480 Yeah, not bad. You? 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,320 Yeah, not bad. 32 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,160 You heard from Sarah yet? 33 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,000 [Carol] No, not yet. You? 34 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,800 No, not yet. You? 35 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,640 No, not yet. 36 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,120 But she'll only just have got out, won't she? 37 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:27,960 Yeah, I suppose so. 38 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:28,800 Fingers crossed, though, eh? 39 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,600 Ooh, everything crossed, Richard. 40 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,040 Laters. 41 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:34,880 Bye, Richard. 42 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,120 He's a good lad. 43 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,360 I like your lipstick by the way, Carol. 44 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,240 Thanks Frank. 45 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,280 That's okay. 46 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,120 See you later. 47 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:49,960 [Carol] Bye. 48 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,760 [soft guitar strumming] 49 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,520 D'oh! 50 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,800 All right? 51 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,600 All right? 52 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,640 Why do you look like a Wotsit? 53 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,280 Fake tanning for my passport photo. 54 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,720 Why did you look like a Quaver? 55 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,200 -I'm Homer. -"Iliad"? 56 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:47,880 Simpson. 57 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,880 You look like you got liver failure. 58 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,440 Where have you been? 59 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,960 Hair seminar. 60 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,320 Do you know if you slap your faces 20 times a day, 61 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,520 it prevents ageing? 62 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,680 Why did they tell you that at a hair seminar? 63 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,200 They didn't, I read it somewhere. 64 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,600 When do you read? 65 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,840 When I'm doing a poo. 66 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,000 T.M.I. 67 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,080 All right, Dad? 68 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,560 How was your seminar? 69 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,760 Boring. How was last night? 70 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,200 Yes. Fine, thank you. 71 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,320 What happened last night? 72 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,000 Dad went to Carol's for an Indian. 73 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,040 Mmm, an Indian what? 74 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,120 Takeaway. 75 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,240 Ooh, prawn korma sutra. 76 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,960 No, lamb bhuna. 77 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,920 What are you doing? 78 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:25,960 Practising . 79 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:26,800 For what? 80 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,600 Living Statue World Championships. 81 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,520 Are you entering as well? 82 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,600 No. Fake tanning for my passport photo. 83 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,960 It's like talking to the Teletubbies. 84 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,880 You going to the caf? 85 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,840 No, I've got stuff to do. 86 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,800 What stuff? 87 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Mind your own beeswax. 88 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,120 Interesting. 89 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,760 [gentle acoustic guitar finger picking] 90 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,360 You can't believe it, can you? 91 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,080 All boarded up, it's criminal. 92 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,960 I went past today, and there it was. Gone. 93 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,320 Giles, stop faffing. 94 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,160 It's making me itch. 95 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,920 Well, it's that sympathetic wool. 96 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,920 I told you you wouldn't like it when you bought it. 97 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,080 Lift, here. 98 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,840 Do you hear that, Carol? 99 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,920 -What's that? -Lift up. 100 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,000 The butchers on the boulevard. 101 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,360 All boarded up. 102 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,040 You can't believe it, can you? 103 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,560 Will be none of the old shops left soon. 104 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,040 Jack, will you lift? 105 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,560 I am lifting. 106 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,360 [jack grunts] 107 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,400 What are you wittering about? 108 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,720 The butchers. What was. 109 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,040 Oh yeah. Can't believe it, can you? 110 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,200 Went past today. There it was, gone. 111 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,840 -All boarded up. -[siren wailing] 112 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,320 Oh, something's going on. 113 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,840 [Both] Trouble for someone. 114 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,320 [Both] Ooh! 115 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,760 [Both] Wishes. 116 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,400 [upbeat acoustic guitar finger picking] 117 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,720 Hey Richard, it's me. 118 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,560 The agent likes my stories! 119 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,120 -[excited squeal] -I can't believe it! 120 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,080 Anyway, I'm back early, 121 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,360 so I'm going to come to the nursing home and say hello, 122 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,680 and sort out mum's surprise party. 123 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:03,000 So if you see her, don't mention that I'm back. 124 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,720 And don't mention the surprise party, obviously. 125 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,720 And if you're not at work, then let me know, 126 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,320 and I won't come down 127 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,200 and I hope you're having a good day, 128 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,120 and sorry about the longest message in the world. 129 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:14,960 And... 130 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,240 Bye. 131 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,720 [phone beeps] 132 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,000 Hello, this is Carol. Please leave a message. 133 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:23,800 [phone beeps] 134 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,600 Hey mum, it's me. They like my stories! 135 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,560 Yahoo! Back in a bit, bye. 136 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,400 [phone beeps] 137 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:36,400 -Thomas! -[upbeat piano music] 138 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,840 We had a Spectrum ZX 'til I was 14. 139 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,280 Another one with the rubber keys? 140 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,120 Exactly. 141 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,400 You have to put a cassette 142 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,280 in the tape player to load the games. 143 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,600 Yeah, and it sounded like a Dalek being burned alive. 144 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,440 Do you remember? 145 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,960 So what are you doing in Weston? 146 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,640 At the moment, I'm washing your hair. 147 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,640 Oh no, I meant- 148 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,480 -[laughs] -I know. 149 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,120 Someone I loved did not love me. 150 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,440 And this is unfortunate, 151 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,120 so I decide to come to Bristol to finish my PhD. 152 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,120 -Then, as we say -[speaks foreign language] 153 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,480 What does that mean? 154 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,280 When the woman gets off the waggon, 155 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,600 the horse has an easier time. 156 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,440 Oh, right. 157 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,400 No, sorry, what? 158 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,840 [both laugh] 159 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,080 It, um... 160 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:28,960 It's like... 161 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,440 Lighten the load? 162 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,600 Make life easy for yourself? 163 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,040 So you came to Weston? 164 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,000 [laughs] 165 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,440 You have a good time here, no? 166 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,040 Yeah, it's all right. 167 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,480 You have wonderful friends. 168 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,320 Yeah, I suppose so. 169 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,080 [phone rings] 170 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,600 Friends are so important, I think. 171 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,560 And the rest is not quite so desperate. 172 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,960 Are you going to answer that? 173 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,800 Um, no. 174 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,040 Okay. 175 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:58,240 [phone continues ringing] 176 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,360 [Richard] All right? Leave us a message. 177 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,200 [phone beeps] 178 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,920 Hey Richard, it's me again. 179 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,840 I'm here, so... 180 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,280 I'll call you later. 181 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,640 -Hi. -Hi. 182 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,400 Nice jugs. 183 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,360 Thanks. 184 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,120 You too. 185 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,120 Thanks. 186 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,920 You missed a good night last week. 187 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,080 Did I? 188 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,520 You not fancy it in the end? 189 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,840 Yeah, uh, sorry. 190 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,440 Things suddenly got a bit complicated. 191 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,320 Too complicated to call or text? 192 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,400 Out of courtesy, you know? 193 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,040 Hmm. 194 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,360 What are you doing with those? 195 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,160 Moving the last of my mum's stuff. 196 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,000 To where? 197 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,760 To there. 198 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,840 Why is she moving to a nursing home? 199 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,200 Because she needs nursing. 200 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,000 Sorry. 201 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,080 I didn't know. 202 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,800 I didn't tell you. 203 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,760 Mothers, eh? 204 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,680 Some kids do have 'em. 205 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,520 ["James Bond Theme" ringtone plays] 206 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,720 -Do you want me to? -No. 207 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,760 That's okay. Thanks. 208 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,160 -Nice ringtone. -Thanks. 209 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,480 Where's your dad? 210 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,440 In here. 211 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,400 Why is he in there? 212 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,640 'Cause he's dead. 213 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,160 Oh my God! 214 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,600 No, I meant, why is he in those? 215 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,760 Well, they're easier to carry 216 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,720 than the biscuit barrel mum put him in. 217 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,160 Do you fancy an ice cream? 218 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,000 Why? 219 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,720 Because they're nice? 220 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,760 You could've called last week. 221 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:38,920 Is that a yes? 222 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,040 [train toot toots] 223 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:47,040 ["I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside" organ instrumental] 224 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,560 What did he do? 225 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,800 He was a photographer. 226 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,680 Still is, I think. 227 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,720 Where is he now? 228 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,760 Living in Glasgow with some woman, 229 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,520 affectionately known as his highland fling. 230 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,320 Hilarious. 231 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,680 Does he know about your writing? 232 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,080 Mm-mm. 233 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,440 Not yet. 234 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,960 We haven't spoken in 10 years. 235 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:19,800 Really? 236 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,800 Dads, eh? 237 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,440 Mm. 238 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,760 Some kids don't have 'em. 239 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,640 Oh my- 240 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,480 -Sorry. -I'm joking. 241 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:35,280 -I'm joking. -Sorry. 242 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,920 Sarah? 243 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,760 Yeah? 244 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,840 Can I just...? 245 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:44,920 Oh my- 246 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,480 Has that been there the whole time? 247 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,520 You idiot! 248 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,280 [laughs] 249 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,480 Did you think I was going to kiss you? 250 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,680 What? No. 251 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,760 -Lies. -Shut up. 252 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,600 I wouldn't let you anyway. 253 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,720 -Lies. -Shut up. 254 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:01,320 [soft upbeat acoustic music] 255 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,640 [seagulls cawing] 256 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,560 [Both] Seven, eight, nine, 257 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,120 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. 258 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,800 Mar, you look 20 years younger already. 259 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,480 Oy, Mar. 260 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,000 What? 261 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,200 Has Carol said anything about Dad? 262 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,640 No, not in so many words. 263 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,120 But she come down this morning and guess what? 264 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:10,920 What? 265 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,000 She was wearing lipstick. 266 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,840 -No? -Yeah. 267 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,160 First time in years. 268 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,000 OMG. 269 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,440 -Well, guess what. -What? 270 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,360 I saw dad earlier and he was wearing his wellies. 271 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,200 No. 272 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,040 And you know what that means? 273 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:23,840 No? 274 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,680 He's been down the allotment. 275 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,720 No. 276 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,560 You know what that means? 277 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,400 No. 278 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,040 He's been doing some thinking. 279 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:29,880 No. 280 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,280 Mary, there is something fishy going on. 281 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,640 You are not wrong there. 282 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,440 Excited! 283 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,920 There you go, Chloe. 284 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,640 Thank you, Carol. 285 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,800 Or should I say wicked stepmother? 286 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,520 [Carol] Talk of the devil. 287 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,400 Hello Keiran, love. 288 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,360 All right, Carol? 289 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,800 You want your usual? 290 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,400 Oh yes, please. Plus straw. 291 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,600 What's the matter with you? 292 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,800 I just seen Brenda Kiely with that guy from the council, 293 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,080 and I ain't renewed my permit. 294 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,000 Permit for what? 295 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,840 Me. 296 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,840 There's a USB, Mar. 297 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,200 Bit of Lady Gaga and some Paloma Faith. 298 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,160 Oh, fab-dabba-doozy. 299 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,200 We're taking Sarah out for a drink later. 300 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,520 Did the agent say yeah? 301 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,360 Yeah. 302 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,200 -No? -Yeah. 303 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,120 -Yeah? -Yeah. 304 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:13,960 No. 305 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,200 Innit great, Keiran? 306 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,200 Yeah, amazing. 307 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,680 Oh, but I can't do later. 308 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,520 Why not? 309 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,320 I've got a date. 310 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,160 With who? 311 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,120 -JD. -JD? 312 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,280 But I haven't met him yet. 313 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,200 I know, but I thought I'd see how it goes this evening, 314 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,880 and then... 315 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,680 Bring him to Carol's surprise party on Friday. 316 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,600 Isn't Friday the start of his Sabbath? 317 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,320 He's a gay Jew, I don't think he's that Orthodox. 318 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,480 Anyway, his dad's a catholic. 319 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,680 No, that's Saturday and Sunday out. 320 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,320 His weekends must be rubbish. 321 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,920 Not if he's got anything to do with it. 322 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,240 [loud bang] 323 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,040 Talk of the devil. Hello, Brenda. 324 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,680 Hello, Carol. Hello, all. 325 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,520 All right, Bren? 326 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,720 You want your usual, Brenda? 327 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,640 Not today, thanks. 328 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,040 I just wanted to give you a copy of these. 329 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,640 I know how much you hate email. 330 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,720 Oh, okay, thanks. 331 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,680 It looks beautiful, Carol. 332 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,520 Does it? 333 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,200 That's good. 334 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,080 Take your time to think about it, 335 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,360 but ideally, would like to be ready for the winter season. 336 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,840 So if I could have an answer on Friday, that'd be fantastic. 337 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,320 Oh, Friday's my birthday. 338 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,840 Okay, well... 339 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,000 I'll leave you to it then. 340 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,080 Bye all! 341 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,320 [All] Bye Brenda. 342 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,960 Bye, Keiran. 343 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,800 Bye, Brenda. 344 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080 Now then, sorry, Keiran. 345 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,880 Usual plus straw, coming up. 346 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,600 [coffee machine grinds] 347 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,840 Oh, for goodness' sake! 348 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,440 -Oh! -[dishes clatter] 349 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,680 Sorry, Kieran. Frothy coffee's off. 350 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,480 That's okay, Carol. 351 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,440 [upbeat acoustic guitar strumming] 352 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,760 [laughing] 353 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,760 [indistinct chatting] 354 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,600 All right? 355 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,480 -Hey. -All right? 356 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,160 -All right? -All right? 357 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,400 -Hi. -All right? 358 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,880 All right? 359 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,640 So, how did it go? 360 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,880 Yeah, Good. 361 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,880 So, have you got an agent now? 362 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,760 Yeah, I think I have. 363 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,840 -That's great. -Isn't it great? 364 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,680 Yeah, it's great. 365 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,120 I can't believe it. 366 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,400 So what did they say? 367 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,840 Nothing really. Just that they liked the stories. 368 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,960 ["James Bond Theme" ringtone plays] 369 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,800 Sorry. 370 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,720 Someone really wants to get hold of you. 371 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,680 Yeah, I'd better take it. 372 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,760 Sorry. Hello? 373 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,080 Don't forget mum's party on Friday. 374 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,440 Friday, I'm there. 375 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,000 Definitely? 376 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,120 I'll see you Friday. 377 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,800 Can you still play? 378 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,840 Oh yeah, course. 379 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,120 Great. 380 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,560 What did he want? 381 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,800 He wanted to explain why he didn't come last week. 382 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,840 Really? 383 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,600 He told me about her. 384 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,440 Oh. 385 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,480 You're so good. 386 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,880 I don't know how you kept it a secret. 387 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,440 Well, what else was I supposed to do? 388 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,480 He says you're amazing with her. 389 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,960 With who? 390 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,800 His mum. 391 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,560 Oh. 392 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,760 He told you about his mum. 393 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,600 I know it doesn't excuse anything, but... 394 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 But you just never know, do you? 395 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,240 What about? 396 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,360 People's lives. 397 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,920 They're always so complicated. 398 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,720 Well, not if you lighten the load 399 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,200 and get off the waggon 400 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,920 and lose some weight. 401 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,000 -What? -I've no idea. 402 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,960 It's great news about the writing though, Sarah. 403 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,520 Thank you. 404 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,480 I did come to tell you. 405 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,320 I was out. 406 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,120 I know. 407 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,360 Does that mean you'll be going back to London then? 408 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,200 Dunno. 409 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,480 They're based in Bristol, so it means I could stay. 410 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,760 Is that what you want? 411 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,400 Maybe. 412 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,040 I don't know. 413 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,280 Maybe. 414 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,440 Have you had your hair done? 415 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,040 Oh, yeah, well, 416 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,400 it's bit windswept now, but um... 417 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,240 No, it looks great. 418 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,440 Oh, cheers. 419 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,800 Did Chloe do it? 420 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,040 No, Ava. 421 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,840 Oh, right. 422 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,520 -Looks great. -Cheers. 423 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,960 Are you walking the dog on the beach now? 424 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,800 Yeah. 425 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,320 You're a bit early. 426 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,520 Do you want some company? 427 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,920 No, I'm only going for a short one, 428 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,120 so it's probably not worth you bothering. 429 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,680 Oh. 430 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,520 Okay. 431 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,880 Maybe a celebratory drink later? 432 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,640 Oh, sure. 433 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,160 Great. 434 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,600 Laters. 435 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,960 Bye. 436 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,200 [upbeat acoustic guitar strumming] 437 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,000 [carol begins grunting] 438 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,400 Bloody thing. 439 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,200 Carol? 440 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,840 This useless piece of tat! 441 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,840 Carol? 442 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,200 What, mum? 443 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,480 Oh, mum, don't look at those, 444 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,560 that's just Brenda Kiely showing off. 445 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,360 Carol. 446 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,200 Can you imagine? 447 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,280 Champagne and oyster bar. 448 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,720 Dad would be turning in his grave. 449 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,080 -Carol. -It's all right, mum. 450 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,120 I'll sort it, I promise. 451 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,480 We just got ourselves in a bit of bother, that's all. 452 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,880 -Carol! -What, mum!? 453 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,360 Sometimes you have to know when to let things go. 454 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,840 But what about dad? 455 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,280 Your dad couldn't give a monkey's. 456 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,640 He's been in a pot in a wardrobe for 15 years. 457 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,280 But what about you? 458 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,040 What about me? 459 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,840 And Sarah? 460 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,480 And Chloe, and Keiran? 461 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,160 And Big Issue Frank? 462 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,640 What's going on, Carol? 463 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,360 Nothing's going on, I'm fine. 464 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,480 I just got a bit behind with the repayments, that's all, 465 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480 and Brenda Kiely thought- 466 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,840 With you, Carol? 467 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,640 What's going on with you? 468 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,480 And Stanley? 469 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,240 Oh, mum. Last night... 470 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,560 What about last night? 471 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,560 I went too far. 472 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,280 Why? What happened? 473 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,960 Well, we finished the chicken biryani, 474 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,440 which was very nice actually, 475 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,560 and then we sat on the sofa 476 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,080 to watch "An Officer and a Gentleman". 477 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,400 -Oh, no. -I know, I know. 478 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,360 I always get upset, 479 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,600 but I was doing really well 480 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,080 until he carried her out of the factory. 481 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,000 And then I- 482 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,880 What? 483 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,720 Oh, mum. 484 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,240 What did you do, Carol? 485 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,600 I held Stan's hand. 486 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,880 And then what? 487 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,440 And that was it. 488 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,720 What do you mean, "That was it"? 489 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,600 I froze. 490 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,920 And we sat there holding hands 491 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,240 until all the names ran out, 492 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,680 and then he left. 493 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,560 Oh, for God's sake. 494 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,840 I know! 495 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,960 I should've kept my hand to myself. 496 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,080 And now he hasn't been in all day 497 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,280 and oh, everything's changed 498 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,560 and nothing will be the same ever again. 499 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,120 Let's hope not, Carol. 500 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,760 Let's hope not. 501 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,440 All right, Mar and Car. 502 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,440 Oh, talk of the Stan, hello devil. 503 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,400 Carol, everything all right? 504 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,600 Yeah, of course. 505 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,240 Is it Sarah, what's happened? 506 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,640 Um, no, um, 507 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,080 we just thought you weren't coming in today. 508 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,760 Oh, yes. 509 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,560 Sorry about that, Carol, I... 510 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,800 It's been one of those days, you know. 511 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,080 Getting things done. 512 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,640 Stuff to do, you know. 513 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440 Hokey pokey. 514 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,760 I brought your cuttings, Carol. 515 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,040 Oh, thanks Stan. 516 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,280 They're just a few that, 517 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,000 well, they're not cuttings at all really, they're weeds. 518 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,120 But I like them. 519 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,760 They're pretty. 520 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,160 Yeah, I thought so, and... 521 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,800 Well, you know what weeds are, don't you Carol? 522 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,040 They're flowers whose virtues have never been discovered. 523 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,080 [upbeat acoustic guitar strumming] 524 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,920 [seagull caws] 525 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,080 You all right, nan? 526 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,200 Come and sit with me, love. 527 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,240 Did mum get my message? 528 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,520 The agent in Bristol likes my stories, nan. 529 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,920 Can you believe it? 530 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,840 Sarah, my girl. 531 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,040 Was never in doubt. 532 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,920 It means I don't need to go back to London now. 533 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,760 Can stay with you and mum. 534 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,200 And write. 535 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,320 And help with the cafe. 536 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,880 Well hold your horses, love. 537 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,080 Let's just see what your mother decides to do 538 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,160 about Brenda's offer. 539 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,280 She brought the plans around then? 540 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,120 She did. 541 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,160 What's mum gonna do? 542 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,360 Don't know. 543 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,960 Don't think she knows. 544 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,360 But she and Stan will figure it out. 545 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,920 Is Stan with her now? 546 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,800 Great. 547 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,680 That's great. 548 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,480 -[upbeat acoustic music] -♪ Somewhere ♪ 549 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,240 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 550 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:39,240 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 551 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:45,160 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 552 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,800 ♪ And watches the ships ♪ 553 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,720 ♪ That go sailing ♪ 554 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,840 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 555 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,080 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 556 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:05,080 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 557 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,680 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪ 558 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,360 ♪ Then straight to his arms ♪ 559 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,120 ♪ I'd go sailing ♪ 35174

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