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Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

She's warm to your touch.

Affectionate to your desire.

Love when there's nothing to be done.

So beware, beware of light now.

Sweet, sweet, sexy light now.

Sweet, sweet, sweet.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lala.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lala.

She's got a move for every groove.

Watch out.

She can make a mess of sweethearts around ya.

She's a constant wreck to his mind.

So watch out for that sweet thing, Lila.

Sweet,

sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Swimmer!

Rocking chair.

Helicopter.

You know,

go through all the... You know, the noises and sounds and that type of

thing, and...

He's going through changes, and I'm actually just calm. I could be, you

know, looking at my watch, telling the time, thinking about what I'm going to

cook for breakfast.

You're not listening. We're supposed to do two positions.

Well, how long is it going to take you to do one position? Until he yells cut.

Come on, you're wasting your time.

This morning I had a long talk with Reverend Sutton.

He says his hands are tied in dealing with these conservative whites.

He calls them head-bobbing hypocrites.

Guy tells me he can...

Get all the money he can to make a pornographic movie, but he can't get a

damn dime to set up a ghetto art class.

Man, what can I say?

You don't have to say nothing, man.

In with the good air.

Out with the bad.

In with the good air.

In. Out.

In. Out. Yeah, that's it.

So I told the Reverend.

I take the money we can make on this show and lay it on him.

Man, I don't give a shit what happens to the white folks, but I ain't burning

them either.

I'm just interested in making that goddamn dollar work for us.

The thinker.

The brother there.

I want to put him in his own playboy jet.

And that sister out there.

I want to make her the first lady in the White House.

Are you up to that?

I want to take good black tits.

Cunts, dicks, pricks, and make them into a good time money-making good show.

Oh, my goodness.

Jason, give them the finale.

That's it.

I'm all through for the day.

That's it. All of you out.

No more.

That's all. I'm not taking anybody else. I can't come back tomorrow.

Come back any time after nine, all right? I can't. I can't. Can't you see

my act now?

Give the kid a chance, Arlo.

Do you fuck on stage?

No. That's just what I thought.

Don't need any bad-ass dancers.

I sing. I don't need any singers.

And strip.

And I don't need no strippers.

Well, what's the matter? What are you standing there for? I'll play for you.

Give the kid a chance, Arlo.

Don't make me stop. No, no, no, honey, no.

Cat, cat.

You sing like that, ain't nobody gonna use you.

Sing from that black throat of yours, okay?

Don't make me the family way.

Open up wide like that.

how wide you gotta open up.

Do it right this time, Jason.

Touch me again.

Touch me again.

Oh, just let me again.

Just touch me again.

Where it feels good.

Ah, just touch me again.

Really?

I want to speak to that Rogers in his office.

Here to see Rogers.

Mr. Rogers isn't seeing anybody.

Just tell your Mr. Rogers Arlo's here, okay?

I'm eating my lunch.

I don't work on my lunch hour.

You know something?

Your hair would look much prettier if you just pushed it up.

You're not going in here.

Does that rat hole slumlord pay you to lay your body in front of doors?

I'm warning you. I have a brown belt.

Easy.

Mud, mud sexier.

Yeah. Go try your line somewhere else, creep.

Boy, he's really fucked your head up, hasn't he?

Peace.

Local ordinance requires me

to tell you that my hands are deadly weapons.

I bet you got deadly thighs, too.

But I'm warning you.

I'm a black belt.

This is too much.

Now, you be cool.

I'm going to leave you be.

I'm not going to mess with you no more.

Wait a minute.

You mean you're not going to rape me?

Rape you?

I'm here to see your boss.

He's not here.

He's out collecting rents in Harlem.

Is that right?

It's his time of the month.

Now come here before I put a karate chop on your cock.

Oh, you want it, huh?

You want it, huh?

Okay.

All right.

No good.

Guilty.

Good team.

Good.

Ah, you look good, huh?

Working well.

Deeper.

Enjoy your lunch.

Hello. Arlo?

Lila. Oh, yeah, honey, I remember you.

Yeah, you been practicing?

Good, good.

Yeah, your auditioning number was pretty nice.

Yeah, when you...

Came down and gave me a hug, baby. That was the ultimate, you know what I mean?

I'd love to see a cock again.

Oh, you know it's the most beautiful cock in the world.

I'd like to have it right here, right now.

Just riding it.

But what you got to do is...

Keep it up.

Talk to me.

hear this?

Wow.

I don't believe it.

Some guy turning his chick on.

Listen to this conversation.

Who's trying to turn her on over the telephone?

I think it's working.

Oh,

is that sexy?

Why doesn't it go down?

They're separated by telephone lines. He's one place and she's another.

Okay, don't let me out now. Just slide it in and out.

Mm, this is good.

Mm.

Lyla?

I'm here.

Keep going, Pam.

Yes, sir.

Yes.

All right.

Hello?

Just a second.

Who is it?

Hello? Is anyone home?

I'm back here. Come on in.

I don't know who it is.

Don't look so shocked, honey. Just come on in and have a seat. I'll be through

in a second. I'll attend to you later. All right?

Oh, yeah, Pam.

Oh, don't it feel good? Just ease it in and ease it out.

Don't pull too hard. You're going to hurt me.

Okay, keep licking at the end.

Hold on just a second. What's the matter, baby? You look like you got a

bowl of chitlin stuffed up your ass.

Have a seat. Be comfortable.

Knock yourself out.

Yeah.

Yeah, just lay back.

Easy.

What is it you said you wanted?

Hi.

My name is Helen Gurley Black and I'm doing a survey.

Heavy. It's a survey for the International Black Cookies Manual and

Entertainment Quarterly.

Really? Well, you follow me, okay?

Well, what is it? What is it?

Well, I'm just doing a survey, a survey on soul foods. What type of foods do you

like to eat?

Hmm? What type of soul foods do you like to eat?

You've got to be kidding.

Um, potato salad, hog mugs, cod on dreams, what?

You know.

Ooh, does my power burn?

Mr. Rose, just a moment. Mr. Rose is busy. Mr. Rose?

Yes, I know. It's been very busy for us. I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck you, Mr. Paley.

Sit up there.

And I'll see you all on church Sunday and may Jesus walk with you all the way.

Hallelujah!

Reverend?

Yes, ma'am.

What?

What's wrong with you, Lila? You've lost that old confidence in yourself?

Don't you know that if you help yourself, the good Lord will help you

all the way? You've got to stand on your own two feet. And once you get there,

the Lord will help you to stay, Lila.

I have a show I have to do. Sing Saturday.

And I don't think I'm good enough.

Bullshit. Oh, Lord.

Forgive me, Jesus.

But plenty of bullshit you can say.

Open your mouth, child, and let it flow. And the good Lord will help the good

times to roll.

Wait a minute. Hold it just a minute. I'll be right back. I hear the Lord will

call it. Be right out.

The Reverend doesn't understand.

I've got to do more than sing.

Gee, I'd like to get in on that. That man needs anybody else for the show.

Yeah, there are three of us. Three sisters, just like we say in church.

Well, I haven't told you all the time. Oh, Lord!

Oh, I got my... Oh, Lord, I don't know.

Nothing. No, I'm not bleeding. Sweet Jesus.

Somebody get a doctor.

Get a doctor.

Oh, get a doctor. Oh, I'm not bleeding on anything.

No, I didn't bring something. I got my fucking... Oh, Lord, I got my fucking

free card in my... Oh, God, forgive me.

Oh, no, don't touch it.

Right. Oh.

Right here.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh, Lord.

Oh. Forgive me.

Thank you.

Hey, Mr. Rogers. How you doing?

Coffee? No coffee.

Sugar?

No coffee.

Cream?

No coffee.

Here's your coffee.

I said no coffee.

I don't care how many people are waiting outside the line to get their rocks off.

I want my dough before the show starts.

No bucks, no fucks.

Why don't I turn you on to Arlie?

Don't try to seduce me, man.

Mr. Rogers, you're so uptight. I'm sure we can work something out.

I'm no faggot, man.

Uh, no offense if you are.

Well, you just have to wait. Man, I'm not going to wait. And the cops are

going to find out about this anyway.

Man, what do you think you're doing? Get your hands off me, Tom, baby.

Stop!

You dirty, black motherfucker.

Don't, don't, don't you do that again.

Ow, my face! Not my face.

Here, I like it here. You like it there, huh?

Oh, yes.

Feel good, huh? Oh, yes.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

If you want.

Hello, sexy.

Hope you enjoy the snow.

Now, Mr.

Rattus.

You and your secretary have both been fucked.

Isn't there anything better at the Radio 50 musical?

I really don't think the Rockettes are up to doing the kind of things we're

going to see here.

I meant to talk with you before.

I mean, all the other girls are always such big girls and I'm such a damn

small guy.

Do you think they... Would you like to put your hands in my pants?

Honey, I've got to save myself for the show and put my makeup on.

You don't understand my problem.

I had a girl once.

She was fine.

Oh, my God.

She had large boobs and, well, anyway, I would see her every night.

And we would sit on the couch and just make out.

Boy, and she can grind and just make you... Oh, my goodness.

Well, this went on for a couple of weeks, and I tried to get up enough

courage to try and fuck her.

So...

I kissed her and put my hand on her skirt, and she looked up at me with a

smile, and I just knew I can get it. So I took my dick out. I just ripped it

around, and it got hard.

It got big.

Then I stuck my other hand up her crotch, and

she had a dick and balls and everything.

You're a little girl and everything.

Well, let me hold you.

Please, let me feel you.

Feel me, Lila.

Lila. Hold me.

My God.

Why does everything have to happen to me?

I'm a sickie.

You're a crazy guy.

Disgusting.

That's what I am.

Disgusting. All those years wasted.

Disgusting.

It's over now. You're normal.

Do you think my dick is small?

No, it's normal.

Honest to God, it's big. It's really something.

Yeah, I guess it is something.

It's beautiful.

That's not ordinary fat you're looking at. This is pure love muscle.

I know.

I never thought you'd like me.

That's why.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila. Sweet, sweet, sweet,

sweet, sexy Lila.

She's warm to your touch.

Affectionate.

To your desire.

Love. When there's loving to be done.

So beware.

Beware. Of Lila.

Sweet. Sweet. Sexy Lila.

Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sexy.

Lila.

Sweet. Sweet. Sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lala.

She's got a move for every groove.

Watch out. She can make a man sweeter around you.

She's a constant wreck to his mind.

So watch out for that sweet thing, Lala.

Sweet,

sweet.

sexy like that sweet sweet sweet sweet sexy like that

sweet sweet sexy like that

sweet sweet sweet sexy like that

Sweet, sweet, sexy, lala.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy, oh, lala.

Hey! Sweet, sweet, sexy, lala.

Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy, lala.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy, sexy, sexy, lala. Sweet, sweet,

sweet, oh.

Take this.

La, la, la, la, la, la.

La, la.

La, la.

La, la, la.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Oh, my la, la.

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.

Yes, I'm free.

in two minutes.

Come on, let's go.

With a smile on my face.

Yes, I slept.

I slept with a man.

It's me, Doc.

experience of mine

looking oh just

looking at those

Me.

To turn you on And soon the night

is here again And I just can't wait No, no To turn

you on Because I sleep

Yes, I sleep with a man

That's a fiver, not a C-note.

Hey, don't.

I just want to watch.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Because how will they know?

My, my, my, my, this lady here is a winner.

Woof.

Oh, no.

All right.

Uh.