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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,957 All right, I'm in. I just have to locate the intel 2 00:00:07,958 --> 00:00:09,582 and I'll be out in less than five. 3 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:13,332 You know, as long as no one stops... 4 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,415 Uh-oh. 5 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,999 How y'all doin'? 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,957 I was just here to, you know, pay my electric bill. 7 00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:22,124 Can you guys, um, direct me to Accounts Payable? 8 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,207 Okay, chill. 9 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:25,707 Chill, all right? 10 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,708 I was only a few days late. 11 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,833 Oh, look at that. Now your lights are out. 12 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,625 Oh, man, did the DVR cut out? I hate when that happens. 13 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:49,707 All right, fine. Okay, I'm sorry. 14 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:51,832 They were on to me, I had no choice but to bolt. 15 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:54,499 How could you completely fail your mission? 16 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,999 Uh, wait. I'm still alive. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,999 So, technically, I didn't completely fail. 18 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,415 I only half-failed. 19 00:01:00,416 --> 00:01:03,082 Which means I also half-succeeded. 20 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,582 So, if you round up, one could argue that 21 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:07,749 I completely succeeded. 22 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,957 I want answers, KC. This was a simple mission. 23 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:13,875 Says the guy who hasn't been on a field mission in, what, 50 years? 24 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:16,708 Forty years? 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,999 All I'm saying is it wasn't my fault. 26 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,332 - They knew I was coming. - How could they have known? 27 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,749 This was a top secret mission. It was off the books! 28 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:26,832 Off the books?! 29 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:29,165 I swear they were reading a book called: 30 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:32,082 KC Will Be Here At 6:15. 31 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:35,999 Are you saying someone leaked information? 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,874 Everyone out. 33 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,374 Glad that's over. 34 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,624 Not you. You stay. 35 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:44,707 So you can apologize in private for yelling at me 36 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:45,708 in front of everybody? 37 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:48,625 Guess not. 38 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:54,999 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 39 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,957 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 40 00:01:57,958 --> 00:02:01,999 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪ 41 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,082 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪ 42 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:10,290 ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 43 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:12,082 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 44 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:16,082 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 45 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,874 ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪ 46 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:22,082 ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪ 47 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:24,290 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪ 48 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:26,957 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪ 49 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:29,082 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 50 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,874 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 51 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,999 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 52 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,707 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 53 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:37,082 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 54 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:39,415 ♪ I keep it undercover ♪ 55 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:40,708 ♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪ 56 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,874 Are you suggesting there's a mole inside the Organization 57 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,707 leaking classified information? 58 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:52,082 No, you're suggesting there's a mole. 59 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:56,082 My suggestion is next time you do an interrogation, 60 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:59,082 you might wanna floss, 'cause you got enough spinach in your teeth 61 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,457 to bake a quiche, my friend. 62 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:02,999 Yeah. 63 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,374 Noted. 64 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,207 I'm putting you in charge of finding the mole. 65 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,582 Wait, me? 66 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,124 Yep, you better get on it right away. 67 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,374 Okay, you got it, sir. 68 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:14,415 But remember, trust no one. 69 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:17,749 All right, but if I can't trust anyone, 70 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,707 then how do I know I can trust you? 71 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,415 - You can trust me! - Oh, really? 72 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:23,582 'Cause that sounds like something a mole would say. 73 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:24,874 KC, do I look like a mole? 74 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,582 I don't know. I've never seen one before. 75 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,124 Or have I? 76 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,332 Get out. 77 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:31,875 Yes, sir. 78 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,875 Or, yes, mole. 79 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,624 Agent Johnson just assigned me 80 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,499 another top secret case. 81 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:50,958 Guess I'll be doing all the work around here. 82 00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:56,374 I'm kidding. We all play an equally important role. 83 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:57,582 All right? 84 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,999 What would we do without Ray 85 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,624 ruining our coffee every morning? 86 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,249 Give it up for Ray, everybody! 87 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,582 Yeah! Ray! 88 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:05,874 Whoo! All right, well, 89 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:09,457 I'm gonna head down to the Olive Pit all by myself 90 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,415 and look over these highly-classified 91 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:15,957 sought-after files. All right. 92 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:19,999 Oh, um, Ray, that's actually a soil sample from the Fresno mission. 93 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,875 It's not ground coffee, just... ground. 94 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,874 Hey, Ernie. Not that you asked, 95 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:34,082 but I'm working at the school's pop-up clothing sale. 96 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:37,207 We are selling gently used clothes to raise money for charity. 97 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:39,415 Hmm. It's cool you decided to volunteer. 98 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:42,874 Volunteer? More like volun-told. 99 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,999 Vice Principal Wysocki is making me do it. 100 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,790 Why? 101 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:48,165 I don't know, something about not paying attention in class. 102 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,000 Honestly, I wasn't listening. 103 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,999 Anyway, we need more guys' clothes 104 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,999 and I don't wanna ask anyone I'm dating, 105 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,957 have dated or might date, 106 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,874 so that leaves... you. 107 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,582 Um... what do you got? 108 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:05,333 Well, since it's for charity, help yourself. 109 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,583 Oh. 110 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:13,082 Attention, everyone. 111 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:16,999 Don't bother bringing anymore clothes to the pop-up sale, 112 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,208 we now have Ernie's sweaty gym shorts! 113 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:23,874 No need to get any closer, 114 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:26,625 I'm sure you can smell them from where you are. 115 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:29,999 Point taken! 116 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,082 I'll check my dad's closet. 117 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,999 He's got a couple coats he never wears. 118 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,707 Okay, good. Oh, and since we need more menswear, 119 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:39,000 you might wanna check KC's closet, too. 120 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:55,457 Well, well, well. Look who we have here. 121 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,374 Agents McKenzie and Garcia. 122 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,999 - Oh, hey, girl. - Hey. 123 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,832 I'm on to you. 124 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,874 Do us a favor, KC, 125 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,999 don't tell anyone you saw us here, we could get fired. 126 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,499 Oh, no, no, no, you guys are gonna get more than fired. 127 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,707 You two are going to prison, you lowlifes. 128 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:13,374 Prison? Sure, agents aren't supposed to date each other, 129 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,624 but what Johnson doesn't know won't hurt him. 130 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,332 It's not like what we're doing is illegal. 131 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,207 No, no, no. You two are here 132 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,874 because I planted a seed that I had sensitive information 133 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,999 and you two moles took the bait. 134 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,999 The only crime committed here 135 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,625 was when Agent McKenzie stole my heart. 136 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,082 - Uh-uh-uh! Uh! - Oh! 137 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,999 I don't believe any of that for a second! 138 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,207 Now... 139 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:40,999 can you explain to me why $20,000 140 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,999 would be wired to your account and then withdrawn the next day? 141 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,920 Yeah, that's right. I got information, my friend. 142 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,874 Are you laundering money? 143 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,582 Maybe funding a terrorist organization? 144 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:52,874 Or perhaps you guys are lighting the cash on fire 145 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,999 because you two are a couple of maniacs! 146 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,999 Maniacs! 147 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,249 Yeah, we're the maniacs. 148 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,374 Not that it's any of your business, 149 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:03,999 but my grandmother loaned me the money. 150 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,290 And why would your grandmother loan you $20,000? 151 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:09,083 To buy this. 152 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,332 Was gonna wait till after dinner, but... 153 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:16,125 Lori... will you marry me? 154 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,457 No! 155 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:23,457 You had to borrow money from your grandmother to buy a ring? 156 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:26,125 Get back to me when you open a savings account. 157 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,874 Hey, look, man, um... 158 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:33,499 just for future reference, pizza place? 159 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,416 Not really the best place to pop the question. 160 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,874 Kira! 161 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:46,332 What?! 162 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,708 Have you seen my brown coat? 163 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,749 What brown coat? 164 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,457 My brown spy coat. 165 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:56,165 The one with the built-in laser doohickey. 166 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:57,957 It's in with your spy gear. 167 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,457 I'm looking in my spy gear! 168 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:01,165 I don't see it! 169 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:04,957 Well, did you look on your stationary bike, 170 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:09,124 or as I like to call it, "the pants tree"? 171 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,457 It's not there. 172 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,165 That coat better not be lost, Craig. 173 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:15,707 It's a two-million-dollar gadget. 174 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,332 Two-million-dollars?! 175 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:20,415 Hey, son! Where you going? 176 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,332 Uh... school. 177 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:23,874 It's 6:00. 178 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:25,875 Never too late to learn. 179 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:33,499 Kira! 180 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,332 What? 181 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,832 I love you, baby. 182 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,332 Yeah, I'm still not helping you find that coat, Craig. 183 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:40,333 Oh! 184 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,999 I cannot sell you these jeans, Mrs. Crowmise. 185 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,415 They are a crime against fashion 186 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:50,000 and I will not be your accomplice! 187 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:55,332 You shouldn't talk to your math teacher like that! 188 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,582 Oh, it's okay, we're close. 189 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,000 I've had her two years in a row. 190 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:00,375 So far. 191 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,749 Anyway, remember the brown coat I donated? 192 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:08,082 I need it back. That coat is a two-million-dollar spy gadget. 193 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:11,582 Seriously? Your dad owns a two-million-dollar coat? 194 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:14,707 And he keeps a drawer full of old soy sauce packets? 195 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,957 - Where is it? - I'm so sorry. 196 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,832 I sold it to some guy this morning. 197 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,874 Okay, I'm gonna need your security tapes. 198 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:23,415 Entrances, exits, any surveillance you might have. 199 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:25,457 Ernie, this is a pop-up sale. 200 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,999 The only surveillance we have is Mrs. Eaton, 201 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,083 who keeps browsing and never buys! 202 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,457 Well, at least tell me what the guy looked like. 203 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,165 I don't know. 204 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,832 He was... He was round, he was wearing a red shirt. 205 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,749 And, like, eating something sweet. 206 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,624 You just described Winnie the Pooh. 207 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:51,000 No... I don't think that was him. 208 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:57,332 I'm telling you, it's the only way to find the mole. 209 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,249 If you wanna know how evil thinks, you gotta talk to evil. 210 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,457 Fine, I guess we have no choice. 211 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,999 To get inside, you're gonna need the access code. 212 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,875 11B4J27QR9TT. 213 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,707 Dang, if you were that hungry I would've given you 214 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,832 some peanut butter crackers from my backpack. 215 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:21,082 KC, it's too important to have a paper trail. 216 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,999 You need to memorize it. 217 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,874 11B4J27QR9TT. 218 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,999 Okay. Yeah, no. I got it. 219 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,582 Good, because it's far too sensitive to keep repeating it. 220 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,832 You need me to say it again, don't you? 221 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,124 No. 222 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,999 I am a professional international spy. 223 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,207 All right. I think I can handle a code. 224 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,125 Okay, then what's the code? 225 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,874 I know it starts with a one. 226 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:50,875 No, no, I'm kidding. Kidding, all right? I got this. 227 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,875 - 9TS? - GT! 9GT! 228 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:05,875 Hello, Zane. 229 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,124 Long time, no see. 230 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:20,957 Bernice, I'm glad they let you visit me. 231 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,707 How's life? 232 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,999 Must not be easy being stuck with KC's face. 233 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,124 I am KC. 234 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,999 Oh, yes. I see that now. 235 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Still, must not be easy being stuck with your face. 236 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:38,957 What brings you all the way down here? Let me guess. 237 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:41,582 You came to ask my permission for Brett's hand in marriage? 238 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,374 You're so old-fashioned. 239 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,874 You're so delusional. 240 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,707 Look, I came here 'cause I need information. 241 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,124 And I need a bathroom with a door. 242 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,874 I guess we're both out of luck. 243 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,290 No, what you need is a better attitude, 244 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:57,707 Mr. Stuck-in-the-poke-and- never-seen-the-light-of-day-the-rest-of-your-life. 245 00:11:57,708 --> 00:12:00,874 Fine. I would be happy to give you the information you require, 246 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:05,000 Miss Disappointingly-average- teenage-spy-gotta-ask-her-family-nemesis-for-help. 247 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:09,874 - Provided you give me something. - Sure. What is it? 248 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:12,999 Paint supplies, so I can paint myself something to look at. 249 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,582 Really? 250 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,082 I would have given you anything and that's what you choose? 251 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,624 - And my freedom. - No, no, no. Too late. 252 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,457 You already chose paints. 253 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:24,707 Now, look. Someone is stealing information from the Organization, 254 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,124 and I need to know how you would do it. 255 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:29,832 Perhaps... it's not being stolen. 256 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,707 Perhaps you shared it with the wrong person. 257 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,415 What are you talking about? No one even knows that I'm a spy. 258 00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:36,582 What about your blonde friend? 259 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:39,082 The one who talks faster than she can think. 260 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,582 Marissa? No. No. 261 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,457 All of my secrets are safe with her. 262 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,138 I mean, she never told anyone that I practiced kissing on my pillow. 263 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,999 You didn't hear that. 264 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,874 Think about it, KC. 265 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,999 It's always the people that we trust the most. 266 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,082 Husbands betray wives. 267 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,832 Children lie to their parents. 268 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,582 Friends spread rumors behind each other's backs. 269 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:05,958 Maybe Marissa is selling your secrets for profit. 270 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,499 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, how are you? 271 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,750 Marissa, can I talk to you in private for a second? 272 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,707 KC, what are you doing here? 273 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,374 Zane was right, I can't trust you. 274 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,707 Who is that guy and are you selling him my secrets? 275 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,874 - He is my date. - Your date? 276 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,290 Oh, so all of a sudden you have a boyfriend that you never even told me about? 277 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,874 I didn't tell you because he's a freshman in college 278 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:46,874 and I knew you'd give me a hard time 'cause I'm still in high school. 279 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,499 No, Sean, Sean, Sean. Don't leave. 280 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,624 I'm only technically in high school 281 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,124 and I'm barely ever there! 282 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,624 Thanks a lot, KC. 283 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,832 Why are you spying on me? 284 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,124 There's a mole in the Organization 285 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:03,207 and sometimes I tell you highly classified information. 286 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,874 You actually thought that I was selling your secrets? 287 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,207 For your information, when you're telling me spy stuff, 288 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,415 most of the time I'm just standing there quietly 289 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,336 waiting for you to stop talking so I can start talking about myself again. 290 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,165 I can't believe you. 291 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:18,707 You're right, you're right. I'm sorry, okay? 292 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,582 It was wrong, I should've never suspected you. 293 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,999 But I am not sorry for ruining your date, 294 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,582 because that guy's too old for you. I do not approve. 295 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,374 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have a little chitchat with a criminal. 296 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,332 Oh, so I can't date someone a tiny bit older than me, 297 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,957 but you can go hang out with criminals? 298 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,999 That is a double standard, missy. 299 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,374 Hey, at least I have standards. 300 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,333 Well, she got me there. 301 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:48,332 Ah, KC, what do you think of my painting? 302 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,374 Well, it's a pretty good alien. 303 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,207 It's a kitten. 304 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,207 In that case, it stinks. 305 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:58,582 You lied to me. Marissa isn't the mole. I'm taking the paints back. 306 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,249 I didn't lie to you. I was simply illustrating a point. 307 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,930 Well, you illustrate points about as well as you illustrate kittens. 308 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,875 Now I need information. How do I find the mole? 309 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,582 Poor KC. 310 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,832 She's not asking the right question. 311 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,582 I meant what I said. 312 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,999 It's always the ones closest to us that hurt us the most. 313 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,874 So ask yourself, KC, who's closest to you? 314 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,874 I don't know. 315 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,582 Yes, you do. Think, KC. 316 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,707 Who do you see every day? 317 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,874 I don't know. 318 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,874 Who knows your every move? 319 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,249 I don't know! 320 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,999 Who knows you better than you know yourself? 321 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,499 Who knows you so well that you'd never suspect them? 322 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,124 Even though they're right under your nose. 323 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,207 My family! Okay? My family! 324 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,415 I said it, but why would someone in my family 325 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,082 want to sell me out? 326 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,999 Well now... 327 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,500 you're finally starting to ask the right questions. 328 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,582 KC, you okay, honey? 329 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,582 You've hardly said a word since you got home. 330 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:11,707 Yeah. I'm sure you'd love it if I just spilled all my secrets to you. 331 00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:14,707 Yes, I would. I mean, I like our mother-daughter talks. 332 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,332 In fact, I like talking to everyone in this family. 333 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,707 Kira! 334 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,750 What do you want from me now?! 335 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,707 I searched this house from top to bottom, somebody took my coat! 336 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,707 Coat? Is there a coat missing? 337 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,708 That's weird. 338 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,582 Craig, nobody took your coat. Obviously, you lost it. 339 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,582 I didn't lose it. The only thing I've ever lost 340 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:42,374 was my place in line for those New Edition reunion tour concert ticket. 341 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,332 'Cause somebody didn't feel like standing anymore. 342 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,415 My water broke, Craig. 343 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:51,290 You know, if you didn't lose the coat, where is it? 344 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,165 I mean, it's not like it just up and disappeared. 345 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,374 Maybe it did! 346 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,874 It is a spy jacket! 347 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,957 You're right, Craig. 348 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:01,874 And maybe it went on vacation. 349 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:06,165 Maybe it booked a flight to Aruba for some R&R! 350 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,457 Ohh! And we were fourth in line when your water broke. 351 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:12,000 If you could've waited ten more minutes, I'd have had my tickets! 352 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,874 Why are you staring at me? 353 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,707 Because you're sweating. 354 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,582 - What do you have to hide? - I didn't do anything! 355 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,625 Oh, really? Then why do you look so guilty? 356 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,999 All right, I admit it! 357 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,165 I knew it! My own brother, the mole. 358 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:30,874 Mole?! 359 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,624 I'm no mole. I took Dad's coat. 360 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:37,165 I gave it to Marissa for a stupid charity pop-up sale. 361 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,874 Wait, so you're not the mole? 362 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,624 No. I'm a two-million-dollar coat stealer. 363 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,624 And I have no idea where it is. 364 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,165 You do know that coat has a tracking device, right? 365 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,749 What? I had no idea. 366 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,833 Yeah, good luck with that, computer guy. 367 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,249 Kira, I got my hand stuck in the toilet. 368 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,707 What the heck was your hand doing in the toilet? 369 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,874 I already looked everywhere else. 370 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:06,583 What was I thinking? Of course none of these chuckleheads could be the mole. 371 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:19,708 Winnie the Pooh! 372 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,375 Thanks, tracking device. 373 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,750 Those cannolis, best in the city. 374 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,249 Thank you, thank you. 375 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,499 And for my next trick, 376 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,833 I will make this jacket disappear. 377 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,249 I'm telling you the coat wasn't there before. 378 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,707 Oh, so it just magically appeared in your closet? 379 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:20,582 No, I bet you put it there to make me look stupid. 380 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,999 Craig, you do not need my help to look stupid. 381 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,500 You do that all on your own, baby. 382 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,957 Hey, Brett. A kiss? 383 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:37,458 I don't see why not. 384 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:45,582 11B4J27QR9TT. 385 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,124 You're a liar, Zane! 386 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:52,832 11B4J27QR9TT. 387 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,624 You'll never get out of here! 388 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:58,707 - 11B4Q... - KC. KC. 389 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,207 You're talking in your sleep. 390 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,832 What was I saying? 391 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,374 You kept talking about Zane 392 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,999 and then saying a bunch of nonsense numbers. 393 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,124 What numbers was I saying? 394 00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:10,290 I don't know. 11B4-something. 395 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,999 The code! 396 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,958 It's in here! It's gotta be in here. 397 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,874 Uh, hate to break it to you, 398 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,332 but you made more sense when you were sleep talking. 399 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,957 They're bugging me. They're bugging me! 400 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:26,999 Yes, and you're starting to bug me. 401 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,208 Ah! I got it. 402 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,957 Ooh! 403 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,874 Ow! Whoo! 404 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:36,875 Ow. 405 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,499 Well, I found the mole. 406 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,874 Excellent, I can't wait to get a hold of that slimeball. 407 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,332 I'll make him wish he'd never been born. 408 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,749 Or, we could forgive and forget. 409 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,165 What are you talking about? 410 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,707 Well, technically, the mole is me. 411 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,374 You? 412 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,749 Yeah, um, I've been talking in my sleep. 413 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,707 Remember that code that you ate for lunch? 414 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,832 Oh, yeah. 415 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,999 Well, let's just say I've been practically singing that code in my sleep. 416 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,832 So whoever bugged my room, 417 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,874 will have that tune stuck in their head for quite a while. 418 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,457 Wait, if the code has been leaked, 419 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,708 that means... 420 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Oh, move! 421 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,290 No, no, no! 422 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:22,875 How could this have happened? 423 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,708 Hey, look at this. 424 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:32,290 "Hello, KC. If you're reading this, 425 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,624 then I have successfully escaped. 426 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,207 That, or I tried to escape and you caught me 427 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:40,082 and now you're reading this back to me just to tease me. 428 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,874 I'd like to thank you, KC. 429 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:45,582 Without your help, I never would have been able to leave this place. 430 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,207 Thanks to your stay in my barn, 431 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,874 I learned that when you're stressed you sleep talk." 432 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,707 "Thanks to the bug I planted, 433 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,124 it was only a matter of time 434 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,874 before you let the access code slip 435 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,457 and one of my people came to bust me out. 436 00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,374 Oh, and thanks for the paint supplies. 437 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,124 It's amazing what you can accomplish 438 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,582 with a nice, sharp brush 439 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,332 and a dull guard. 440 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,999 I guess this is farewell. 441 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,083 But don't be sad, I'm sure we'll see each other soon." 442 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,124 Zane's out there. 443 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,707 He hates my family more than ever, 444 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,500 and it's all my fault. 445 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:30,958 Rob, your name's on TV. 33407

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