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Real lovemaking.

Real work at work.

Sweet dinner.

Oh, honey, what's the blouse? It wrinkles.

I think you're going to have a chance to

come home early and spend some private time with your handsome husband.

Oh, honey, I'll try.

It works so hectic lately.

If I don't make it, you know, there's spaghetti in the fridge. You can heat

that up for dinner.

What about Tommy?

Oh, Tommy's always with his new girlfriend.

You won't see him before midnight, I'm sure.

Well, you'll be home before then, right?

Of course.

Gotta go to a morning meeting.

They're a little ticklish, aren't they?

That's how it starts.

Hey,

Dad. Hey, what's up? I want to introduce you to my beautiful girlfriend, Jade.

I hope you don't mind. We were planning on eating dinner here.

Yeah, dinner's fine.

I think your mom's at work, though.

Sorry, we're probably just trying to order a pizza or something.

Okay. I like pizza.

Okay, well, then it's decided.

We're having pizza.

All right.

I'll make that call.

You're late.

Well, I left the office as soon as I could.

That's what I get for dating a boss bitch, huh?

Is that what I am?

Yep.

It turns me the hell on, too.

Great question.

No.

I don't know.

Yes, yes.

Yep. Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes,

yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Holy shit. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes,

yes, yes!

I don't even know what the fuck I'm gonna say.

Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, god damn it.

Yeah.

Oh, jeez. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

That's what I fucking needed

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

God,

I love our little fucking medians.

Yes, yeah

oh my god oh my god yes

yes

yes

yes yes yes

Yes, Richard.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah, use it.

Yep. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

God, that was great pizza.

So, Tommy told me you're a lawyer?

I am.

But please promise me you won't spread it around.

What?

Dad, come on. You know you're a great lawyer.

Yeah, yeah. I've won some cases.

But I kind of think that, I don't know, I made the wrong decision sometimes

going into law.

Not really.

I just wish I had made some other choices.

Why is that?

Because everybody hates lawyers.

Really? Yeah. I was actually kind of thinking about going to law school.

I would tell you, don't waste your time in law school.

You should, I don't know, be a model or something.

Like I'm not smart enough.

To go to law school, I've got to try to get by on my looks. No, that's exactly

what I'm saying.

No, no, no.

I'm just saying that, I'm not saying that you're not smart enough. I'm just

saying, if you have something else that you want to do in your life, you should

really pursue that first.

I don't know. You know what?

Maybe it's just the beer and pizza talking.

Maybe I'm tired.

I'm going to go up to bed.

All right.

Well, good night, Dad. And thanks again for this wonderful piece.

Yeah. I'll use your credit card.

See ya.

It was a pleasure meeting you.

Yeah.

A little too much, huh?

Bye.

um

Thank you.

Looks like they let you off of work finally.

Yeah. God, I'm so stressed.

Well, you know, there's a cure for stress.

That husband's cure.

Honey, that's nice.

I'm so tired.

Maybe tomorrow.

lisa hey girl what's up so i had a question for you

um do you remember when you were seeing jacob last year yeah it rings a bell

and you remember how do you remember how you used to talk

about how hot his dad was yeah well

did you ever like

Who told you that?

Who told me what?

That I hooked up with his dad.

Well, no one. I just kind of assumed.

Well, I mean, what's this about?

Well, I kind of have a crush on Tommy's dad.

Really? Is he hot? He's hot. He's funny.

He's smart.

Oh, my God. I love this.

What are you going to do about it?

Well... That's why I'm calling you.

Well, you know what I did with Jacob was I waited until he was away on football

practice, and then I just paid his dad a little visit, made up a stupid little

excuse to go over there.

Really? That's all it took?

Yeah, that's all it took. I mean, we're like these guys kryptonite. They haven't

had sex with a teenager in who knows how long.

Well, tell me what happened.

Well...

I just, you know, kind of went over there, pretended that I had forgotten my

cell phone.

Lisa. Hi.

Jacob's not here.

He's at a game. Didn't he tell you?

Yeah, I know, actually. It was so easy.

Pretended it was in Jacob's room.

Oh.

That's pretty much all it took.

Yeah. Come in, please. You can get a book for it.

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch him there.

I know, I've got him to clean it. He just doesn't listen to me.

You look nice today. Are you going out somewhere?

Oh, no, I just threw this on.

But thank you.

Maybe it's... Maybe it's bed.

Lisa, isn't that your phone in your purse?

Oh, wow.

What do you know?

Silly, I guess.

They're all along.

We do have a tendency to overlook the obvious, don't we?

Yeah, we do, don't we?

I mean, we tend to overlook it until it becomes so obvious.

can't help it anymore you know what i mean

um yeah

Oh, my God.

Ugh.

Holy shit!

Oh!

Okay.

Oh.

One, two, three.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

you feel so good.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit. Here, let's do just like that.

Just like that.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Three, two, one.

Oh, you found your phone.

And if you didn't really exactly lose it. I didn't lose it.

That's so hot.

Yeah, it was the best sex I ever had, including Jacob.

The only problem is that Tommy isn't going anywhere.

Oh my God, come on. He has to go somewhere sometimes.

Well, sometimes he volunteers at the animal shelter on, like, Sundays.

Otherwise, he's with me.

Well, then, is he there now?

Yeah, he's there until, like, 7 tonight.

Well, then, get over there. You've got work to do.

Hi, Jade.

Sorry, I was going to come and wait for Tommy. The door was open, so I just let

myself in.

No.

No.

I think Tommy is volunteering at the pet adoption thing at the mall today.

Did he tell you?

Oh.

Gotcha. I totally see.

There you go.

Well, hey, I mean, can I...

Can I get you something to drink while you wait?

What do you have?

I have water. I have soda. I have juice.

Anything else?

Whiskey? Rum?

I like it.

I bet you would.

You'll have a bottle of water, young lady. And be happy with that.

I guess you're right.

Lawyers aren't any fun.

I never said we weren't fun. I said nobody likes us.

Well, you're kind of growing on me.

Listen, I have to apologize for last night.

I had no idea you were in the bathroom. I had trouble sleeping, and then I get

up and I was a little taken aback when I saw you in there.

I could tell.

That's obvious, huh?

You know, I'm actually really good at picking up on obvious, because I'm dumb

and all.

I never said you were dumb.

I'm just giving you a hard time.

Yeah.

Yeah, you have no idea how.

And what was that?

I'm sorry, what?

You're talking to yourself, huh?

Yes, I'm talking to myself.

No, you don't have to talk to yourself. I'm here. You can just talk to me.

Some things are probably left better unsaid.

Yeah.

I know what you mean.

I kind of remembered that Tommy wasn't going to be here today.

Then why are you here?

You know, for a lawyer, you're not very smart, are you? Maybe you should just

try to get by on your looks.

Is this what I think it is?

You know, I've got daddy issues.

Really?

My dad wasn't around when I was growing up.

So I've always kind of felt neglected.

That's terrible.

Yeah.

Maybe you can help.

Pretend to be my daddy.

Yes, aren't you? Look at that beautiful face.

May I?

Oh, please.

Please. Yes.

This is soft.

You know what you're doing.

What's in my face?

Hmm.

Yes.

Yeah, no.

Tommy can't know about this.