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[Eduardo] Oh, man.

When are these ghoulies gonna get tired and just go home?

[Kylie] Oh, man. When are you gonna get tired of whining?

[Eduardo] What, you like risking your neck every day?

Fighting slime-spewing, mortality-challenged spooks?

[Kylie] No, but if we don't protect the planet, who will?

[Eduardo] Superman.

[Kylie] Hello. Earth to Eduardo,

Superman is a cartoon character.

-[Eduardo] Yeah, I knew that. -[Kylie] Uh-huh. Whatever.

[pensive music playing]

My husband's been acting strange lately.

You know, like on that program Paranormal Mysteries.

What kind of paranormal behavior

has your husband been exhibiting, Mrs. Hardenbower?

Levitation, speaking in tongues, 360-degree cranial rotation?

No, no, no, nothing like that.

He looks and acts exactly the same.

Except, something's...

off.

This lady's off her rocker.

-I'm not getting anything here. -Me either.

Perhaps we could talk to your husband?

Oh, that would be fine.

If you can find him.

He lurks.

Lurks, huh?

That's another dead giveaway something paranormal is involved.

He never lurked once in his whole life.

Until now.

Let's split up.

[pensive music playing]

Would love to know, why do I always get the basement?

[gasps]

You are one good-looking pachuco.

-[growling] -[screams]

[Roland] Eduardo, you okay?

[Kylie] Eduardo?

Eduardo?

[groans] Man, what hit me?

Come on, wake up.

I'm up. What's your problem?

Wake up.

Look. What...?

[gasps]

No way.

I'm dead.

[theme music playing]

♪ If there's something strange ♪

♪ In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ If you're seein' things ♪

♪ Runnin' through your head ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ You know bustin' Makes me feel good ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

Eduardo, wake up.

Oh, man. It's not my time yet.

Maybe this is where I zoom back to my body.

Come on, come on.

I'm not zooming.

Check his pulse.

[gasps]

What's going on?

I'm alive!

What's going on is that we thought you bought the farm.

He's alive? What's that make me?

What happened?

I must have tripped.

Guys, can't you see me?

I'm right in front of...

Or behind you.

[pensive music playing]

Hey!

Oh, yeah.

False alarm.

Hmm. What if I call it a "three-story spectral inspection"?

You can't charge her. She's just a sweet old lady.

Charge her up the wazoo.

That old biddy cost me my life!

[sighs] Tell you what, Roland.

I'll give her a senior citizen's discount.

Comrade, the human realm will soon be ours.

Join the others who have emerged in transforming all mirrors into portals,

so that we may continue to claim human bodies as our own.

But first, you must eliminate any threat impediment.

And these Ghostbusters are an impediment.

What's taking me so long?

I never take that long.

Hello.

Hey. Slimer, you can see me.

-Hey, boy. How you doing? -Huh?

[sniffs]

[growls]

[Slimer yelling]

Whoa. That's harsh.

Hey!

Oh, yeah.

The mirror again.

Hey, Eduardo.

[chuckles] Stop sliming me.

Wait a second.

If I'm a ghost, then that makes you a ghost.

Of a ghost?

Say what?

-You're dead. -Again?

[sobbing]

Ugh. Stop with the sliming.

Delicious sandwich, Janine.

Why, thank you, Eduardo.

What's got into you, Slimer? You sick or something?

Eduardo's eating a sandwich with mayo.

-Yeah? -He hates mayo.

Our tastes change as we grow, you know.

I'll do the dishes.

Garrett, will you help me dry?

Don't you think Eduardo's acting a little strange?

You know, it wouldn't kill you to help with the dishes once in a while.

I'm drying, I'm drying.

[foreboding music playing]

Thanks for putting me on the spot, Mr. Manners.

I don't know what you mean, Garrett.

But tell me. What's that on your chin?

A zit? What? Is it a zit?

Why don't you look and see?

[Egon] We just got another call.

Husband says his wife isn't quite herself.

Sounds like a pattern forming.

[pensive music playing]

Sorry to bring you all the way out here, but I made a mistake.

My wife's fine.

Yes, nothing wrong here. See?

[beeping]

They're giving off something fierce.

Nobody move.

[roaring]

You and Roland take her. I'll go with Garrett.

Something smells rotten.

[gibbers]

That girl can move.

We lost her.

[screeching]

Something is definitely going on here.

[groans] No kidding.

[beeping]

Freeze, Rocky.

[roars]

Bad choice.

[yelling]

Sorry, man. It was an accident.

It was no accident. You pushed me on purpose.

Why would I do that? I'm your friend.

[beeping]

Are you?

Who's the man now, huh?

Where's the real Eduardo?

I am the real Eduardo.

-Wrong answer. -[yells]

Nuke his butt!

Now, we can do this the easy or the hard...

Hey. Hey, no fair.

[demon screeching]

No, no, no. Don't look!

Company's coming.

Oh...

What happened?

What happened is you had a clear shot, but no...

[Kylie] We lost her.

We lost the husband too.

Where's Garrett?

Huh?

Good news is, your legs work.

Bad news is, you're not working them.

[pensive music playing]

What have you done with Garrett?

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

Uh, in case you haven't noticed, you can walk.

Hello, anyone in here?

What are you doing?

These mirror demons kicked us out of our bodies, right?

Maybe there's a way to make a return visit,

you know, kick those demons' butts back out and reclaim our--

Our what? Our corpses?

How do you know maybe we're not dead?

And your theory helps us how?

We're definitely seeing a pattern.

Two calls where someone has demonstrated strange behavior,

with no discernable cause.

In Garrett's case,

the strange behavior is a little less subtle.

You were with him. Did you see anything?

Nada. All of a sudden, he just started acting creepy.

We're dealing with a silent, invisible invader.

But if we don't know how the possession occurs...

We can't even safeguard ourselves against it.

What if Garrett's not the only one who's been changed?

Kylie's right.

Any one of us could be an imposter.

Roland, I don't remember you ever chewing your nails before.

Huh? Give me a break.

I'm not usually this nervous.

I suggest we all take P.K.E. reads.

It's the only way to set our minds at ease.

Or discover the truth.

Ah, that's it, the P.K.E.'s.

If we're ghosts, we'll make a blip.

1 go first. Me go first.

I don't know what happened.

They were working this afternoon.

Funny, Roland. This is your equipment.

Will you get off my back?

Your evil twin sabotaged the P K E. meters.

I'm really starting to tick me off.

Well, no way of telling now.

What about Eduardo?

He's been polite,

and he was eating mayonnaise and loving it.

Making accusations isn't going to get us anywhere.

This situation could be escalating

to epidemic proportions, for all we know.

Follow me. I have an idea.

Sounds like a trap.

Should we see what Egon's up to?

What else are we gonna do?

What are you looking at?

If those things can come into our world,

why can't we go into theirs?

[screeching]

[yelling]

Hello? Guys?

Hello?

This should reveal the true face of our invisible invader.

-Roland. -Beam frequency adjusted.

-Kylie. -Ghosts traps ready.

But you're my friends.

Shouldn't we be kicking ghost butt?

Let's do it!

[groaning]

Steady the beam.

Position ghost trap.

[screeching]

[gasping]

Roland, reverse the stream.

What? Why?

Garrett has no pulse.

[groaning]

Without the demon, Garrett's body ceases to function.

You mean, he's dead?

It's more likely the demon inside has ejected Garrett's spirit.

We're dealing with ghost makers.

Well, if Garrett's spirit's roaming, where is it?

[pensive music playing]

So you're the scum that killed us.

You're not dead.

-Yes! -Yes!

But you're in my realm now,

where I can inflict the pain of death a thousand times over.

[Slimer] Hello?

Hello? Hello?

[Kylie] What are they?

They're an experiment and our only hope.

Mass Makers?

Yes, in glove form.

I devised them to turn the ephemeral into the physical.

For practical applications,

that would mean making ghosts corporeal.

So we can fight them hand-to-hand.

If Garrett's spirit is nearby, if he's listening,

he just has to make contact with these gloves

and his soul will be physicalized.

All' I have to do is activate them.

[Egon grunting]

It's Eduardo. I knew it!

[grunting]

[chuckles] Ugh!

[dramatic music playing]

That's how they do it. Mirrors!

[grunts]

Egon!

I'm okay, Janine.

[demon screeching]

Freeze, Stepford guy!

Destroy me

and Eduardo's spirit will have nowhere to come home to.

Yeah?

Maybe that's a chance I'll have to take.

Janine, I need a trap.

There's one in the Ecto.

Oh, no.

Nice.

It's too late, Kylie.

Join us.

[yelling]

They mustn't get Kylie.

She's our only hope.

[screaming]

[pensive music playing]

The possession of the Ghostbusters is complete.

We're too late.

Maybe not.

If Kylie's been invaded, her spirit should be with us.

Come.

There are other humans to possess.

She's faking it.

She's going for the Mass Maker gloves.

[possessed Egon] Comrade,

seems you're not one of us.

Of course I am.

Then peer into the mirror again.

-[Egon] No! -[Roland] Don't do it!

[Janine] Don't look!

[screeching]

[gloves whirring]

Here's our chance, quick!

I'm back!

Not entirely.

What?

You're only a corporeal manifestation of your spirit form.

He's your real body.

Kylie, direct a full-force proton stream at our duplicate forms.

We have to merge with our true selves.

I've gotta merge with him?

I don't think I like him.

You don't have a choice.

[screeching]

[grunts] Whoa.

[gasps]

[all grunting]

Hey, that's my body!

A perfect fit.

We're still a couple short here.

Garrett? Eduardo?

-Slimer, last call! -[gibbering]

[Eduardo] Let us go!

I'm gonna make you pay!

[growling]

[laughs] Between the eyes.

You've just been slimed, Jack!

Garrett, Eduardo, get your metaphysical butts here this minute.

Or you better pray I never make it to the next world!

Oh, what the--?

Where's Garrett?

Here's something to reflect on.

[screaming]

Even spirits can feel pain.

What are you, nuts?

If that beam reflects back, we're done!

It won't.

[screeching]

Heh. Agh!

[screeching]

All right!

Stop sliming me.

Eduardo, Eduardo!

We won't be seeing any more evil twins.

Eduardo trapped the leader.

Yeah, at the risk of giving us all seven years bad luck.

Better to play it safe.

Right on, bro.

[spooky music playing]