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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,348 --> 00:00:02,382 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,432 --> 00:00:04,988 Lynette dallied with temptation... 3 00:00:04,988 --> 00:00:06,481 Are you sleeping with my wife? 4 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,550 Carlos struggled with his new life... 5 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:12,988 I am poor, and i am blind, and there is nothing about that 6 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:14,140 That is your type. 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,850 Bree found herself with a new rival... 8 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,813 Bree, that is, like, the best pie you've ever made. 9 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,335 This is not my pie. 10 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:24,925 Okay, you caught me. It's mine. 11 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:30,113 And susan made the best of having houseguests. 12 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,425 Oh, and, listen, bob and lee introduced u 13 00:00:32,425 --> 00:00:33,753 To this wonderful contractor, 14 00:00:33,753 --> 00:00:35,503 So we won't be imposing for long. 15 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,628 Imposing? Who's imposing? 16 00:00:36,628 --> 00:00:38,550 You can stay as long as you want. 17 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,850 -==�����������������==- ����份����ﰽ������������������� 18 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,628 In a corridor 19 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,561 Of the greenwood rehabilitation center 20 00:00:47,594 --> 00:00:49,761 Is a sign. 21 00:00:49,794 --> 00:00:54,828 It's there to remind patients to be honest about the past. 22 00:00:57,027 --> 00:01:00,094 But orson hodge did not notice it. 23 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,394 He was too busy thinking of s past, 24 00:01:03,427 --> 00:01:07,862 Or at least the part of it he shared with mike delfino. 25 00:01:10,661 --> 00:01:14,127 Orson thought of the night they met- 26 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,094 The night his mother... 27 00:01:17,127 --> 00:01:20,327 Had murdered his mistress. 28 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:24,528 He thought of the next timehey met 29 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:28,594 And how mike began to recognize him. 30 00:01:32,494 --> 00:01:37,461 He thought of his mother's fear mike would remember too much 31 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:41,550 And her demand that orson stop this from happening. 32 00:01:43,362 --> 00:01:45,461 He thought of how he agonized, 33 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:47,160 But in the end, 34 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,728 Had still... 35 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:52,027 Done the unthinkable. 36 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,828 Orsothen started to think 37 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:01,327 About the message he had received from mike, 38 00:02:01,361 --> 00:02:03,628 Asking him to visit. 39 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,094 The thought was crossing orson's mind 40 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:10,861 That mike had remembered something- 41 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:13,194 Something dangerous, 42 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:16,094 When suddenly... 43 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,694 Orson. Come on in. 44 00:02:19,113 --> 00:02:22,461 The time for thinking was over. 45 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,909 So i-I see ty have a tennis court here. 46 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:31,394 Must be nice to get out 47 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:34,175 And whack a few balls around, huh? 48 00:02:34,175 --> 00:02:36,182 Why don't you sit down? 49 00:02:36,253 --> 00:02:38,128 It might make this easier. 50 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:45,503 I've been trying to figure out all day 51 00:02:45,503 --> 00:02:47,690 Just how i was gonna do this. 52 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:49,471 Do what, mike? 53 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,443 Since i've come here, i've had a lot of time to think. 54 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,613 Things are... becoming clearer. 55 00:03:00,362 --> 00:03:02,690 I'm starting to put some things togeth. 56 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:03,628 Oh? 57 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:07,044 Well, good for you. 58 00:03:07,077 --> 00:03:09,050 No, not really, orson. 59 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,316 When you hurt people, 60 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:17,737 You gotta be accountable. 61 00:03:18,203 --> 00:03:19,738 There's no way around it. 62 00:03:20,141 --> 00:03:21,612 So i have to ask you... 63 00:03:25,612 --> 00:03:27,550 Do you think you can forge me? 64 00:03:29,828 --> 00:03:31,112 What? 65 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:38,738 When i asked you to write a prescription for pain pills, 66 00:03:38,738 --> 00:03:41,562 It... all i could think about was getting my next fix. 67 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,359 The fact that you could have lost your license, 68 00:03:43,409 --> 00:03:46,238 Your business-All that never even entered my head. 69 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:51,238 And i am... really sorry. 70 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,175 Oh. 71 00:03:54,391 --> 00:03:55,300 Of course. 72 00:03:56,425 --> 00:03:58,175 No need to apologize. 73 00:03:59,378 --> 00:04:03,300 Wow. I-I feel a million times better. 74 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:05,437 You know, one thing i've learned here- 75 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:07,516 If you don't get this stuff off your chest, 76 00:04:07,566 --> 00:04:09,316 It'll eat you alive. 77 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:15,613 As he left, 78 00:04:15,613 --> 00:04:19,987 Orson thought only of his good fortune and relief, 79 00:04:20,937 --> 00:04:22,594 Ignoring completely 80 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:26,362 The feelings of guilt and shame that were rising within him. 81 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:31,862 That was the sad thing about orson hodge... 82 00:04:32,675 --> 00:04:34,596 He had no idea 83 00:04:34,596 --> 00:04:37,925 Just how sick he reay was. 84 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,175 �������������� -==Http://www.Ragbear.Com==- �� �� �� �� ���伾 ��12�� 85 00:04:42,175 --> 00:04:47,175 -==�����������==- ���룺����id ��������id 걼��᣺� �� 86 00:04:49,477 --> 00:04:53,050 From the moment his doctors had told him he was blind, 87 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:57,175 Carlos solis had worried about only one thing- 88 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:00,238 That the people in his life 89 00:05:00,238 --> 00:05:03,582 Would come to see him as a burden. 90 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:06,987 But as it turned out, 91 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:10,347 His friends didn't mind driving him to the store. 92 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:14,691 His neighbors didn't mind helping retrieve his mail. 93 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:17,438 The paper boy didn't mind 94 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:20,612 Helping him find his morning paper. 95 00:05:21,766 --> 00:05:23,000 In truth, 96 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:26,000 Everyone on wisteria lane was more than willing 97 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:29,941 To help caos adjust to fe as a blind man- 98 00:05:29,941 --> 00:05:31,988 Everyone, that is... 99 00:05:31,988 --> 00:05:33,469 But his wife, 100 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:35,362 Who was quickly starting to feel 101 00:05:35,362 --> 00:05:38,000 She was the one with the handicap. 102 00:05:38,128 --> 00:05:41,828 "And in a surprise move, the spurs announced a trade 103 00:05:41,878 --> 00:05:44,269 That will send perennial all-Star to the... " 104 00:05:44,269 --> 00:05:45,972 Oh, jeez, gaby. 105 00:05:46,237 --> 00:05:49,268 I asked you to please fish out all the little carrot squares. 106 00:05:49,268 --> 00:05:51,328 I did. Well, i think you missed some. 107 00:05:51,378 --> 00:05:52,831 Could you get 'em out, please? 108 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:02,690 There you go. All gone. 109 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:07,175 Did you just use your hand? Of course not. I us a spoon. 110 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,878 I'm sorry that i'm such a handful. 111 00:06:12,878 --> 00:06:15,328 I really am trying to do the best that i can. 112 00:06:15,378 --> 00:06:18,438 I know you are, babe. And i know it's hard, 113 00:06:18,488 --> 00:06:21,160 And i'm gonna try to be more sensitive to your needs. 114 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,050 Now hurry up and finish. I have to go to the store. 115 00:06:24,613 --> 00:06:26,750 Could i go, too? I'm bored. 116 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,878 Oh, please, carlos. I have a million errands to run, 117 00:06:28,878 --> 00:06:30,999 And i'd do it a lot faster without you. 118 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,863 Plus i'm having lunch with the girls first. 119 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,675 Oh, okay. 120 00:06:35,238 --> 00:06:37,999 Mm. Gaby, another carrot. 121 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:40,847 Just eat them. Carrots are good for your... 122 00:06:41,156 --> 00:06:42,160 Just eat them. 123 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,503 Sorry i'm late. Blind husband. You know the drill. 124 00:06:52,503 --> 00:06:54,203 Oh, gaby, i'm so glad you're here. 125 00:06:54,253 --> 00:06:56,238 I was just about to tell everyone to keep an eye out 126 00:06:56,238 --> 00:06:59,191 For their invitation to the founder's ball. 127 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:02,628 I'm sorry. What is the founder's ball? 128 00:07:02,628 --> 00:07:04,265 You all seem so excited. 129 00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:07,063 It's a black-Tie fund-Raiser that bree organizes every year. 130 00:07:07,113 --> 00:07:10,362 It's a lot of work, exhausting and completely worth it. 131 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:13,140 Especially when you get your big moment in the spotlight. 132 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:14,363 Bree gets to present an award 133 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:17,815 To somebody who's done something extraordinary for the community. 134 00:07:17,815 --> 00:07:20,613 Ooh, i say we nominate the woman who gives edie her bikini wax. 135 00:07:20,613 --> 00:07:22,238 Ha ha ha ha. 136 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,191 So, bree, 137 00:07:24,191 --> 00:07:27,612 I've planned a few events myself back in chicago. 138 00:07:27,612 --> 00:07:29,453 Small potatoes compared to this, i'm sure, 139 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:33,378 But if you could use me, i'd love to help. 140 00:07:36,113 --> 00:07:37,425 That would be lovely. 141 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:41,613 It would? 142 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:43,550 Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it? 143 00:07:45,156 --> 00:07:48,238 Nobody? Okay, i'm going in. 144 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:51,594 Because you two would kill each other... literally. 145 00:07:51,644 --> 00:07:52,550 It'll start with hair pullg 146 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:55,313 And end with detectives taking our statements. 147 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:57,987 Remember the pie thing? "Remember the pie thing"- 148 00:07:57,987 --> 00:08:00,206 Tibetan monks remember the pie thing. 149 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:03,188 I acknowledge that katherine and i have had our differences, 150 00:08:03,238 --> 00:08:05,175 But we have all been through a lot recently. 151 00:08:05,175 --> 00:08:06,675 And i would hope that it taught us 152 00:08:06,675 --> 00:08:10,187 To put our differences aside and be friends, 153 00:08:10,237 --> 00:08:14,050 Because that's what's most important. 154 00:08:14,597 --> 00:08:17,050 I faced cancer and a tornado, 155 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,675 But i'm running from this. 156 00:08:32,894 --> 00:08:33,565 Hi. 157 00:08:35,425 --> 00:08:36,863 Oh, my god. Rick. 158 00:08:38,078 --> 00:08:39,191 Hi. 159 00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:40,375 How are you? 160 00:08:40,425 --> 00:08:42,863 Great, actually. 161 00:08:42,863 --> 00:08:44,050 We're great. 162 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:45,128 Well, you look great. 163 00:08:45,128 --> 00:08:45,999 Mm. 164 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,999 Oh. Hey, tom. Look who's here-Rick. 165 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:52,175 I see that. 166 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,222 Table for one? 167 00:08:54,222 --> 00:08:55,456 Uh, no, thanks. 168 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:59,487 I just wanted to come by and bring you guys... 169 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:01,050 It's barolo. 170 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:02,393 I just got back from italy. 171 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,050 Oh, well, that's nice. Thank you. 172 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:08,425 Ah, what's the occasion? Or are you just being a good guy? 173 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:11,988 I can't get anything past you, huh, tom? 174 00:09:14,109 --> 00:09:16,487 Well, i... i've got some work to do. 175 00:09:16,487 --> 00:09:17,203 Yeah, well, you know, 176 00:09:17,253 --> 00:09:19,410 I wanted to come here and tell you guys in person. 177 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:24,675 I'm opening my own place. Uh, you must have seen it. 178 00:09:27,391 --> 00:09:28,878 That's you? On the corner? 179 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:30,813 Yeah, i looked everywhere, i swear. 180 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,999 But, uh, it was the best location. 181 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,941 I'll bet. 182 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,343 Okay, look, people like to eat in fairview. 183 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:40,081 There's plenty of business for both of us. 184 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,050 Hey, i remember you! 185 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,625 You ck to working here now? Oh, no. Sorry. 186 00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:47,675 Too bad. That osso buco of yours was- 187 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:49,456 Really something. 188 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:53,815 Well, i got it on the menu at my new place on the corner. 189 00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:55,410 Come check us out. 190 00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,690 See? Room for everyone. 191 00:10:30,925 --> 00:10:32,816 Oh! Orson, you scared me. 192 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,112 Why are you sitting down here in the dark? 193 00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:39,425 And aren't you a little cold? 194 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:42,125 I had to do something. 195 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,188 Then you came down here and you couldn't remember what it was. 196 00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:47,300 That happens to me all the time. 197 00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:50,500 Well, the baby is insisting 198 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:55,300 That i eat the last piece of bree's triple-Chocolate cake. 199 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,988 If you want, we could- 200 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,628 Oh, my god. You're naked! 201 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:05,175 In my kitchen where i eat. 202 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,238 Okay, i don't hear you leaving. 203 00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:11,907 I had to do something. 204 00:11:11,957 --> 00:11:14,706 Pajamas-That's something you could do. 205 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:17,238 Okay, you're right. 206 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:19,313 You're a guest in my house- 207 00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:21,312 A completely naked guest in my house. 208 00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:22,940 I should leave. 209 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,628 Hey. Hey. 210 00:11:27,628 --> 00:11:29,300 You were supposed to be home at 8:00 211 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,953 To help me wrangle the kids for bath time. 212 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:33,237 It's-It's almost 11:00. 213 00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:34,644 Sorry. 214 00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:39,909 So where were you? 215 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,456 You were stewing, weren't you? 216 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:44,690 Come on. 217 00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,722 You're upset about rick. 218 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,266 Look. 219 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:53,050 I'm not gonna deny i was ticked off when i saw him. 220 00:11:53,878 --> 00:11:54,875 But i'm over it. 221 00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:57,156 I'm taking this as a challenge. 222 00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:59,768 We are gonna up our game. 223 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:02,203 Oh, yeah? Yep. You know what i did tonight? 224 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:02,972 I worked on our menu. 225 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,050 We are gonna start making our own osso buco. 226 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,550 I got a recipe that is gonna kick his ass. 227 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,706 So you're really okay with this? 228 00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:13,487 Yeah, i'm great. Look at how cute you are. 229 00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:17,112 Oh? It's growing back fast, huh? 230 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,878 Yeah, it's back. 231 00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:33,863 Morning, susan. 232 00:12:36,925 --> 00:12:39,300 Oh. Good morning. 233 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,999 Love what you're wearing. 234 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:44,281 Oh, i hope this isn't decaf. 235 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,425 Got a big day ahead of me. 236 00:12:49,456 --> 00:12:50,718 All right. We don't need to talk about it. 237 00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,768 Just promise me it won't happen again. 238 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:54,402 What won't happen again? 239 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,502 Orson, you were naked in this kitchen last night. 240 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,735 I was not. 241 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:01,469 You most certainly were. 242 00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:03,378 Good morning. What's going on? 243 00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:07,999 Well, susan claims she saw me last night au naturel. It wasn't a claim. 244 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:11,102 He was sitting rht here without a stitch of clothing on, 245 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,253 And i couldn't have cake. 246 00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:17,002 Oh, i think i know what's going on. 247 00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:18,968 Somebody had a naughty dream. 248 00:13:19,894 --> 00:13:21,999 Susan, i'm blushing. 249 00:13:21,999 --> 00:13:25,968 No, no, no, no. No, i did not have a sex dream. 250 00:13:26,002 --> 00:13:29,302 Susan, it's perfectly understandable. 251 00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:31,568 Mike's away. You're feeling a little lonely. 252 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,050 Naturally, you'd project those feelings 253 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,635 Onto the nearest available sex machine. 254 00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:36,635 Oh! 255 00:13:36,668 --> 00:13:38,469 You are such a scamp. 256 00:13:40,328 --> 00:13:43,135 I know when i'm dreaming, and this really happened. 257 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,738 Why else wou i be sponging butt prints off my sol? 258 00:13:45,738 --> 00:13:48,878 You know, susan, sometimes i climb into a warm bath 259 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:50,987 With a romance novel. 260 00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:54,335 Just a thought. 261 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,402 You wanna give me a hand with this? 262 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,300 Lynette! 263 00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:16,175 Gaby, since when do you come to price warehouse? 264 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,738 I'm poor now. Remember? 265 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:21,238 I have to mingle with the unwashed masses. 266 00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,344 What are you doing here? 267 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,675 Oh, i've been unwashed for years. 268 00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:27,128 This place is huge! 269 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:30,112 Would it kill them to have valet parking? 270 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,097 Gaby, people don't come here for the amenities. 271 00:14:33,097 --> 00:14:35,612 They come because toilet paper's 3 cents a ton. 272 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:42,000 Look at all these handicapped spots. 273 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:45,453 I mean, what a waste. Take that guy selling oranges, 274 00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:47,175 Put him in a vest, stick him under an umbrella, 275 00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,987 And bam! You got valet parking. 276 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:52,237 I don't know why poor people refuse to better themselves. 277 00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,784 Yeah, we're crazy that way. 278 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:55,797 I don't know why 279 00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:57,078 You're complaining about handicapped spaces. 280 00:14:57,128 --> 00:14:59,863 Doesn't carlos have one of those blue placards? 281 00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,363 No, i think you have to have a wheelchair 282 00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:02,563 To get one of those. 283 00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:05,378 No, i'm pretty sure the blind qualify, too. 284 00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:16,437 Mom, can i take some of these cookies up to julie? 285 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,613 Why don't you offer some to our guest first? 286 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,175 Oh, no, thank you. We have so much ground to cover. 287 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,999 Now let's move on to the flowers. 288 00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:24,863 Uh, last year, 289 00:15:24,863 --> 00:15:28,500 We went with a cascade of pink and white roses. 290 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,737 There it is. 291 00:15:29,737 --> 00:15:30,878 Exquisite. 292 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,188 Well, easy enough. 293 00:15:33,238 --> 00:15:35,815 Let's just do that again, then. 294 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:37,457 Next? 295 00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:40,613 Well... 296 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,613 If you have a different idea, 297 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:45,969 I would love to hear that, too. 298 00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:48,300 Well, i was thinking 299 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,487 It might be nice to do something more unusual. 300 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:56,171 What about an arrangement of purple lisianthus 301 00:15:56,362 --> 00:15:59,031 With a spray of dark berries? 302 00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:02,644 It's interesting. I can't really picture that, though. 303 00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:04,550 Well, let me help you. 304 00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,941 I keep scrapbooks, too. 305 00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:18,675 My mom and mrs. Hodge are still talking about that ball thing. 306 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:22,393 She wants me to be a part of the founder's court 307 00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,329 Or whatever they call it. 308 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,062 Like i want to put on a stupid white dress 309 00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:27,578 And greet people all night. 310 00:16:27,628 --> 00:16:32,175 I know. It's so pathetic. By the way, i'm doing it. 311 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,362 Seriously? Why? 312 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,129 Because i did it last year, 313 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,550 And it's actually kind of hilarious and great. 314 00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:43,487 It is! It doesn't sound great. It sounds beyond lame. 315 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,050 I don't want this to come off the wrong way, 316 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,253 But you're a buzz kill. Julie! 317 00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:53,441 Okay, you spend all of your time cooped up in here alone, 318 00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:54,800 Obsessing over some mysterious thing 319 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,500 That maybe happened to your real dad or maybe didn't. 320 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,300 Look, i'm not saying don't obsess. 321 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,675 I'm just saying maybe you could spare some time 322 00:17:00,675 --> 00:17:03,550 To have a little fun with your friend, too. 323 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:12,079 So this founder's thing- It'll be fun? 324 00:17:14,112 --> 00:17:15,504 Uh, these were the centerpieces 325 00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:18,750 From the vanover medical center benefit. 326 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,999 The donors were blown away. 327 00:17:21,554 --> 00:17:24,020 Well, they're certainly... assertive. 328 00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:25,521 My only fear is- 329 00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:27,159 I know. I know. 330 00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:30,454 Fairview is a bit more provinci compared to chicago, 331 00:17:30,504 --> 00:17:32,738 But i think you'll find the people here 332 00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:35,300 Have a lot more taste than you give them credit for. 333 00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:41,488 Well, perhaps i could try something new. 334 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,688 Let's go with the lisianthus. 335 00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:48,112 Look at you! Pronouncing it right the very first time. 336 00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:50,863 Isn't learning fun? 337 00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:03,800 Mrs. Scavo? 338 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,875 Uh, yes. Is your husband home? 339 00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:07,937 We're investigating an incident involving vandalism. 340 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,238 Vandalism? 341 00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:13,362 Porter! Preston! Get over here! 342 00:18:13,362 --> 00:18:15,675 No, ma'am. This incident occurred two nights ago 343 00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:17,425 Near your pizzeria. 344 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,816 Someone threw a brick through a window of a new restaurant- 345 00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:22,300 A place called rick's? What? 346 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,375 We're asking everybody who works in the area 347 00:18:24,425 --> 00:18:27,050 If they saw anything suspicious. I didn't go into work that night. 348 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,175 I did, but, um, i didn't see anything. 349 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,394 What time did it happen? The alarm went off at about 10:. 350 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:34,988 Oh, i was home way before then, around 8:00. 351 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,831 I came home early to help you wrangle the kids for bath time. 352 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:41,112 Yeah. No, he was here. 353 00:18:41,112 --> 00:18:43,206 All right, well, if you do happen to hear anything, 354 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,300 Could you give us a call, please? Absolutely. 355 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,613 Thank you. Hey. 356 00:18:47,613 --> 00:18:50,113 Mm. Oh, oh, hey, honey. Could you hold back a sec? 357 00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:50,894 Nope. Uh, lunch rush 358 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:53,363 I'm already late as it is, okay? See ya. 359 00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:10,640 Excuse me, miss. 360 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,831 Oh, hey there. 361 00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:14,175 I guess you didn't see that big blue sign. 362 00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:18,362 This is handicapped parking. I know. Primo spot, isn't it? 363 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,375 What? I have a thingy. 364 00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:22,800 Yeah, i noticed that. 365 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,609 You don't look handicapped to me. 366 00:19:24,659 --> 00:19:27,266 I'm not. My husband is. He's blind. 367 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,141 Well, then that placard's for him. 368 00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:30,438 Only he can park here. 369 00:19:30,488 --> 00:19:33,362 And how is he gonna park a car if he can't see? 370 00:19:35,937 --> 00:19:38,300 Feeling pretty stupid now, aren't ya? 371 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,687 Lady, you got a lot of nerve. 372 00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:50,363 I had to park next to the dumpster way in the back. 373 00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:53,125 Oh, don't play victim with me. 374 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,737 I have to walk in heels all day long. 375 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,050 You get to sit in a chair and roll. 376 00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,503 You did not just say that! 377 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,078 You know, the quicker i can run my errands, 378 00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,613 The faster i can get home to my husband, 379 00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:06,675 Who needs me, because that's the kind of person i am. 380 00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:09,753 W - What are you doing? Calling the cops. You're getting a ticket. 381 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,938 Like hell i am! Give me that. Get off! 382 00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:16,222 No! You started it. Hang it up! Ow! Get off! 383 00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:17,999 Hang it up! Aah! 384 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,503 Hey, hey! Oh! Is there a problem here? 385 00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:25,941 Jeez. What, is there a telethon going on around here? 386 00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:28,500 Dude, she took one of our spots. 387 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:31,363 Bitch! I had to find street parking. 388 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:35,112 Hey, there's a secity guard over there. Go get him. No, no, no, no, no. Wait! 389 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,562 Okay, you know what? This is getting ridiculous. 390 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,300 Oh, no, no. You're not going anywhere. 391 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,999 Hey! Let me go! 392 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,362 Hey! Hey! Stop! Let me go! 393 00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:45,818 What are you doing? Don't- Ow! 394 00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:51,751 Well, it's official. I'm going to hell. 395 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,562 Hi, daddy. Hey. 396 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:58,988 Hey, guys, would you go play in the back for a while? 397 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:02,253 I need to talk to your dad. Thanks. 398 00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:03,300 Well... 399 00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:07,703 Hey. Don't they have soccer today? 400 00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:10,566 Let me answer that question with another question. 401 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,050 Why did you lie to police? 402 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,530 -Lynette - And you made me lie to them,too, 403 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,170 Which brings up another question. 404 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,300 -Did you know that perjury is,like,this whole big thing? -I think you're overreacting. 405 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,310 No,overreacting would be if i threw a brick through you. 406 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,110 What were you thinking? 407 00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,650 Help me understand. 408 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,960 I just wento go check out how the construction was going, 409 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:41,830 But i came around the corner. 410 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:45,070 I saw this giant picture window that says "rick's. " 411 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,410 And then i realize i'm gonna have to see that guy's name 412 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,020 Every damn day of my life. 413 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,270 Then i noticed this pile of bricks. 414 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:56,930 Okay. 415 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,360 I know this whole thing with rick- 416 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,970 It really caused us some damage. 417 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,050 I know it hurt us,but we survived it,and it's over now. 418 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,660 Now that's the thing,lynette. 419 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:11,820 It's not over. It was never over. 420 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,770 I don't care about rick's stupid restaurant! 421 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,130 I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me! 422 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:20,110 Of course,he would want to steal you from me. 423 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,540 That makes sense to me. 424 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:27,860 I care that he made you act like it could be done. 425 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,880 Oh,tom. 426 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:32,290 He changed the way i look at you. 427 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:40,010 But... 428 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:44,460 Nothing ever happened between us. 429 00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:46,680 You have to believe me. Come on! 430 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,520 I am notrying to get you to apologize. 431 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,160 I'm just explaining the brick. 432 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:14,270 Oh,my god. 433 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,370 You thought i was crazy,but it wasn't a dream. 434 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,410 You're naked! 435 00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:27,130 I didn't mean to do it. 436 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,050 Oh,really? 437 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,570 You just happened to stumble naked into my front yard? 438 00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,450 I didn't mean it,mike. 439 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,150 "Mike"? Wait. 440 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,610 Are you sleepwalking? 441 00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:40,390 Orson. 442 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:44,560 Hello? 443 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,410 Susan. 444 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,500 Did you just hit me? 445 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,400 Oh,dear god! 446 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,240 Orson,you're staying at my house! 447 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,340 There you go. 448 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,730 I have no explanation. This doesn't happen to me. 449 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,450 I don't sleepwalk. 450 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,080 You know,it's none of my business, 451 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:31,290 But seeing as i have seen you naked twice in theast week, 452 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:35,030 I think i can ask,is something bothering you? 453 00:24:35,070 --> 00:24:36,140 I don't think so. 454 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:40,340 I mean,being out of our house has been a little weird, 455 00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:42,050 But i'm very comfortable here. 456 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,620 Clearly. 457 00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:45,870 You know,when you were out on the lawn, 458 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,500 You said something about mike. 459 00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:51,390 Mike? 460 00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:53,980 What,uh,what did i say? 461 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:57,060 Well,it was just sort of muttering. 462 00:24:57,670 --> 00:24:59,230 Were you having a dream about him? 463 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,530 No. I-I don't believe so. 464 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:04,350 Well,maybe it's because you just saw him. 465 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:08,840 -He must be on your mind. -Yeah,yeah. You know what,susan? 466 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,260 I - I think it's time for us to move out. 467 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,950 You can't. Your house isn't finished yet. 468 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,310 No,the downstairs will be ready next week. 469 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,290 -We'll be fine. -Well,if you insist... 470 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,020 I think it will be for the best. 471 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,950 Okay,but in the meantime,um,i do have a teenage daughter, 472 00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:27,680 So if you could... 473 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:29,000 Boxers? 474 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:31,030 Yes. Thanks. 475 00:25:42,510 --> 00:25:43,270 Hey! 476 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,380 Come on. You've been cooped up in this house 477 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,760 Since you got home from the hospital. 478 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:49,710 -Let's go out and have some fun! -No,i think i'm gonna stay here. 479 00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:54,320 -I don't-I don't wanna be a burden. -Carlos,i see handicapped people out and about all the time. 480 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,470 In fact,i met two feisty men in wheelchairs 481 00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:58,840 Yesterday at the mall. They were living their lives... 482 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,230 So it's time for you to live yours. 483 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,580 Come on. Come on. 484 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,440 I'm just dropping off a few letters. 485 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:13,860 You might as well just wait here. 486 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:26,280 Just picking up some vitamins. 487 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,130 I'll be quicker if i do it myself. 488 00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:40,120 I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist. 489 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,080 Why don't you listen to the radio? 490 00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:51,140 Thank you. 491 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,740 Sorry,babe. That took a little longer than i... 492 00:26:59,570 --> 00:27:00,620 Carlos? 493 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,400 Carlos? 494 00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:08,100 Carlos?! 495 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:13,850 Carlos! 496 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,610 Oh,there you are. 497 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:16,960 Thanks,henry. 498 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,750 -Where the hell have you been? -I was starving, 499 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,030 So i got that kid to take me to go get a burger. 500 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,230 I don't believe this. I was worried sick about you! 501 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,690 I'm sick of waiting here! You promised me a fun day, 502 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,990 And all i got is a sunburn on the right side of my face. 503 00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:35,230 I'm sorry. I told you,i had errands to run first. 504 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,350 -What's that smell? -What smell? 505 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:40,990 It smells like... 506 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,960 Nail polish. Did you get your nails done? 507 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,350 Is that what you've been doing? 508 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:48,740 Excuse me. Miss! 509 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,950 Is that your aston martin in the handicapped space? 510 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:55,290 What? Gaby,are you parked in a handicapped spot? 511 00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:59,010 Move it along,pops. We're gonna be here a while. 512 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:02,320 Wait,wait,wait. Did you get a handicapped tag? 513 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:06,030 To answer your earlier question,yes,i got a manicure. 514 00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:07,740 I'm sorry. Are we good? 515 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,980 Oh,my god! 516 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:11,350 You're exploiting my blindness 517 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,710 So that you can score better parking?! 518 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:16,010 That's a really mean way to put it. 519 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,620 You had me out here, 520 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:20,350 Sitting like a dog with the window cracked open. 521 00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:23,790 -You used me! -Well,why shouldn't i get something out of this? 522 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:28,090 -You know,the blindness didn't just happen to you. -You can't be serious. 523 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,900 Oh,you bet i am! 524 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,990 Every morning,the toothpaste has to be 525 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,080 To the left of the sink,because if it's not, 526 00:28:34,090 --> 00:28:36,150 You can't find it,and i have to put it there. 527 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:38,740 And-And sometimes- I don't know-I'm driving, 528 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,090 Or i'm in line at the bank 529 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:42,310 And i think,"is the toothpaste there?" 530 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,950 So then i have to run home and check 531 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,920 Because i don't want you reaching for the tube 532 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:49,580 And not being able to find it. I just didn't think 533 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:52,790 This was how it was all gonna tu out,carlos. 534 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,870 I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life, 535 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:01,040 A part of me is always gonna think,"where's the toothpaste?" 536 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,770 Can't you just leave it in the drawer? 537 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,490 That's not the point,you blind idiot! 538 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,480 I'm saying 539 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,620 If all i get in exchange for this crappy situation 540 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,980 Is a nice parking spot for my $8 manicure, 541 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,330 Then i'm taking it! 542 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:31,240 Who put pear slices in the waldorf salad? 543 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:32,450 Guess that would be me. 544 00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:36,590 Katherine,a waldorf salad is made with apples. 545 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,760 It's tradition. 546 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:40,430 Yes,a musty,19th century tradition 547 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:42,160 In need of some jazzing up. 548 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,970 Look,i just thought you have so much on your mind already, 549 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,030 What with the music and the decorations. 550 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:51,110 -The least i could do was take over the food. -"Take over"? 551 00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:54,000 What in god's name have you done with my french onion soup? 552 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,470 Oh,it'll be fine. I told the chef 553 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,030 Nothing is to leave that kitchen unless i've tasted it. 554 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,420 -Katherine -Trust me. 555 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,300 After all, 556 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,550 I've gotten tons of compliments on the lisianthus. 557 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,160 Here,honey. Let me. 558 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:33,340 Thanks. 559 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:35,520 You're welcome. 560 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,170 Just so you know... 561 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,410 I'm sorry for what i'm putting you through. 562 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,510 If it were anyone but you,it wouldn't be worth it. 563 00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:00,350 You ready to go to the party? 564 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:03,620 You tell me. 565 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:06,720 How do i look? 566 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,100 You look very handsome. 567 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,920 Thank you. 568 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,610 And you look more beautiful than ever. 569 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,580 How do you know that? 570 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,170 Just a hunch. 571 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,150 Bup,bup,bup! Don't eat that. 572 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,180 We had a refrigeration problem, 573 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,370 And i don't want you getting sick. 574 00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:36,820 Oh,dear. Well,i should throw this dip out. 575 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,350 Thanks. It'll be about ten minutes 576 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,490 Before i can make up a new batch. 577 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,270 Do you mind tellinyour boss? 578 00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:44,460 She's not my boss! 579 00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:49,760 Bree! The room is simply lovely. 580 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,110 You've outdone yourself. 581 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:52,470 Thank you,mrs. Downing. 582 00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:54,810 Listen,when i present the founder's award tonight, 583 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,800 -I was wondering -Oh,dear. Has no one spoken to you? 584 00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:59,780 -About what? -Uh,well... 585 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:03,050 The committee has decided that it would be best 586 00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:05,050 If katherine mayfair present the award this year. 587 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,370 No! That's... that's my job. I always do it. 588 00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:10,780 Oh,well,you're already doing so much, 589 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,480 And,well,katherine was quite insistent. 590 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:19,980 What's that? 591 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:22,970 -Oh,it's dip. The caterer just said that -I thought we agreed. 592 00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:25,770 Nothing leaves the kitchen without me tasting it first. 593 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,150 Dig in. 594 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,020 Is everyone having fun? 595 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,410 You and kathere did an amazing job. 596 00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:54,360 Boy,we didn't think you guys could work together. 597 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:57,100 Yeah,we were sure one of you would end up killing the other. 598 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,780 You really should have more faith in people. 599 00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:06,910 Excuse me. 600 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:16,520 Katherine,darling,are you okay? 601 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:20,940 Not really. 602 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,430 Oh. I hope there'sothing wrong with the food. 603 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,400 Is anybody else getting sick? 604 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:27,830 Oh,no. 605 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,450 No,dear. Just you. 606 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,860 Maybe you should go home. 607 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:35,820 I can't. I have to present the founder's award. 608 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:39,300 Oh,no one would expect you to do that in your condition. 609 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,020 You know what? Um,i could do it. 610 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,500 No. I can get it together. 611 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,290 Katherine,no one expects you to be a martyr. 612 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,480 -Why don't you go home? -I can't. 613 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:50,740 Why not? I'm perfectly capable of presenting. 614 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,500 I've done it for the last eight years. 615 00:33:54,110 --> 00:33:54,780 And let's face it. 616 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:57,160 I mean,no one wants to accept an award from a woman 617 00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:00,540 Who looks like she should be in line at the needle exchange. 618 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,280 This is important to me. I'll be fine. 619 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,700 And now for the presentation for the founder's award- 620 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,500 Ms. Katherine mayfair. 621 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,170 Thank you,mrs. Downing. 622 00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:33,300 I was honored 623 00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:35,820 When you and the other members of the committee 624 00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,490 Asked me to present this award. 625 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:42,360 -"I was honored when you... " myeah,myeah,myeah,myeah. -Bree,what's up? 626 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,520 I thought giving out this award was your thing. 627 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,620 Used to be. Not anymore. Things change. 628 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:50,910 This year's founder's award... 629 00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:53,560 Ever since i started working with that obnoxious backstabber, 630 00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:56,600 She's done nothing but try to take the spotlight off of me 631 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:57,800 And put it onto her. 632 00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:03,010 Goes to my dear friend... bree hodge. 633 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:10,080 The obnoxious backstabber just called your name. 634 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:20,860 Bree has been a pillar of the fairview community 635 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,150 For many years. 636 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:26,610 There is no better friend than bree hodge. 637 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,520 Congratulations. 638 00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:33,730 I know you tried to poison me. 639 00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:43,070 Well,uh, 640 00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:46,510 This has been an evening full of,um... 641 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,840 Surprises. Uh... 642 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:56,280 I never would've imagined that,um, 643 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:58,990 I would be recognized by this wonderful organization... 644 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,700 Hi,andrew. Guess what? 645 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:04,230 -Ur mom just won the founder's award. -Lynette,listen to me. 646 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,290 Oh,my god. 647 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,140 -You're not gonna believe what's going on down here. -What? What? Is everyone okay? 648 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,890 Uh,yeah,yeah,yeah. We're-We're fine. 649 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:13,190 It's rick's place - Totally went up in flames. 650 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:15,710 There,uh,there are,like,three fire trucks here. 651 00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:18,690 Oh,my god! That's horrible! How did it start? 652 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,100 I- They-They don't know. 653 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,130 Okay,i-I'm gonna-I'll call you back in about five. Bye. 654 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:26,020 I want to thank you so much 655 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,680 For presenting me with this award. I... 656 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,850 I certainly,uh,wasn't expecting it. 657 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:36,710 Um,we have a small city with a great,big heart, 658 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:40,190 And i am honored to,uh,accept this award 659 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,390 From my dear friend... 660 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,060 The photographer's asking 661 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,180 If he can get shots of the two of us. 662 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,660 Wait. 663 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,440 I need to talk to you first. 664 00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:04,110 I misunderstood the situation,that's all. 665 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,300 Can we just leave it at that? 666 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,740 No,we can't. 667 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,480 And do you know why? 668 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:12,030 Because i thought things were going well. 669 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:14,430 I was having fun with you. 670 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,740 Obviously... 671 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,550 I misunderstood. 672 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:22,370 So tell me, 673 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:25,680 Was there a straw that broke the camel's back? 674 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:28,700 Or were you planning on killing me all along? 675 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,620 Here's the thing 676 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,100 You need to understand about me and my friends. 677 00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:36,610 We each have our niche. 678 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,690 Gabrielle's the glamorous one. 679 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:42,060 Susan's the adorable one. Lynette's smart. 680 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,860 Edie's... edie. 681 00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:46,690 And i'm the domestic one,the organizer- 682 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,120 The one who knows that there are three tines on a dessert fork. 683 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,430 I'm the one who gets teased for that. That's who i am. 684 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,700 And that's also who you are. 685 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:00,170 So? 686 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:01,790 So... 687 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,120 I don't really know how to be friends with you. 688 00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:08,750 That's a shame... 689 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:13,190 Because i understand you better than all those other women do. 690 00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:16,670 I know how following the rules 691 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,410 And observing the little graces 692 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:21,910 Makes you feel like you're in control. 693 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:24,810 We've both had days where it was either 694 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,280 Set a beautiful table 695 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,980 Or curl up in a ball and die. 696 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,140 We're the same,bree. 697 00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:36,420 And if you think that means we can't be friends, 698 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,580 Then i'm sorry. 699 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,430 But it might also mean we could be best friends. 700 00:38:46,270 --> 00:38:48,060 Who knew you were so insightful? 701 00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:54,070 Isn't learning fun? 702 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:02,100 Terrific,everyone. Thank you. 703 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:05,410 Pictures. 704 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,670 So... did i lie? Was it cool? 705 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,010 You were right. It really was. 706 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,850 -"Thank you,julie. " -Oh. 707 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,360 It's good to get out of my own head,you know? 708 00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:22,870 For months now,i've been hung up on looking for my dad 709 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,970 And blaming my mom... 710 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,560 And it's gotten me nowhere. 711 00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:29,490 I just wanna start having fun again. 712 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,110 Thank you,julie. 713 00:39:34,690 --> 00:39:35,640 There you are. 714 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,240 We wanted to get some pictures with you. Mm. 715 00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,480 Orson. 716 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:05,200 Hi. Um... listen,i - I have a 12:00 curfew, 717 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:06,470 So if my mom asks,can you just- 718 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,720 Mike? 719 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,780 No,it's julie. 720 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:16,450 Oh,you're sleepwalking. Yeah,i heard about that. 721 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,310 I'm sorry,mike. 722 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,610 Again,not mike. 723 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:24,730 Why don't i-I get you back to bed, 724 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:25,410 And-And you can- 725 00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:27,800 I'm sorry i ran you over,mike. 726 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,440 Blindness- 727 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:46,130 It's an affliction that prevents people 728 00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:49,500 From seeing what is right in front of them... 729 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,890 Like the wives who can't detect the jealousy 730 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,400 That consumes their husbands... 731 00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:05,390 The women unable to see that a rival might also 732 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,960 Be a friend... 733 00:41:09,350 --> 00:41:11,330 The men who stay oblivious 734 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,910 To the guilt that lies deep within them. 735 00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:18,280 Yes... 736 00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:23,910 The world is filled with those who cannot see. 737 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,210 The most dangerous are the ones who stay blind 738 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:32,410 To the evil within their own hearts. 739 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:36,360 How do we protect ourselves from these people? 740 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,210 First,we have to open our own eyes and find them... 741 00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:45,830 Before they find us. 742 00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:47,530 ����������� -==Http://www.Ragbear.Com==- ������ 55228

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