All language subtitles for your worst nightmare 1986

Welcome to
your worst nightmare.

You are about to make
the ultimate sacrifice;

The supreme test
of immortality;

A rope--

Now--
Now !

Look out ! Look out !

Uh-Oh.

Uh, the supreme sacrifice...

Cut !
Will take place--

Stop. Time out.

I'd rather hang than listen
to this again, you know ? Come on.

I mean, this isn't a frat house.
It's a halfway house for morons.

The spooky costumes
and the phony hangings--

- Guys, gimme a break.
- Silence, pledge.

The emma dipsa phi
initiation has just begun.

Oh, i get it.You're trying to
bore us to dea--

- They're trying to bore usto death.
It's working. - Oh, yeah.

I asked you guys to be careful with my
clothes. Now, who wrinkled my shirt ?

-It wasn't me !

We've misjudged you two.You're obviously
not dipsa phi material.

No. You know, i think it's keith
and i who seem to be mistaken here.

Am i right ?Oh, yeah.
Fooled completely.

We were under the impression
that this wasthehouse on campus !

But if you're the kind
of organization...

That'll take any dickhead who will jump
off a stool with a noose around his neck--

Guys ! Obviously,you don't see the
advantages of your position.

What advantages ?

You have something we want.

Plus, your accommodations, cable
television, accommodations.Cable !

Continental cuisine--
Food.

Instead of making us go through
these stupid, immature-

- What's the word i'm looking for ?

Asinine. Asinine tests-- Which
we find incredibly boring--

Wouldn't it be much more
to your advantage...

To take this situation...

And get something
for yourselves ?

Y-Yes ! You got a big party
tonight, right ?

And for this party,you're definitely
gonna need party--

Stuff.Booze.Tunes. Stuff.You're gonna
need booze, tunes, entertainment.

Booze is easy.
We provide it.

Anything at all. Anything you need,
and we're in.

- Anything ?
- Excuse us. One second. Come here.

Listen, a.J. I'm really excited about the
way this is going.

I'm a little concerned
with this "anything" part.

Couldn't you have said,
"a thing," or "something" ?

Keith, keith, keith !

Relax, will ya ? These guys are operating
on empty.

I'll take care of this.
Trust me.

A stripper.
And by tonight.

This is great. I can't wait to see you get
us out of this one.

After all these years,
you don't trust me ?

The truth ?
No, lie to me.

Yeah. I trust ya.

Yeah. Yeah,
just one number.

That's it. I know you're a dancer,
professionally-Trained,

And i wa--
I was just thinking...

How interesting it would be
to do it with your clothes off.

You're doing well,
you know that ?

- Bear with me here.
-

Hey, sandy.
How are ya doin' ?

Yeah, this is a.J.

Oh, so you heard ?

It'll only take
five minutes.

Come on.
I'd do it for you.

Field trip.

- We'll hire ourselves a pro. - Great !
Call me when you get back.

How much money have you got ? A.J., they're
not worth it.

They ? I could care less about those wimps.

It's their frat house. What a place to
operate from !

Aw, come on. You're givin' me a headache.

We're 200 miles from civilization. We got
no money...

And no way to get there-- Tell me the dipsa
phi house is worth this aggravation.

I got 82 bucks.
Right.

Together, we total 168.
That and a little charm...

Should get us a stripper
and one deadly number.

Now all we need
are some wheels.

Duncan.

Duncan spriggs unleashes a monstrous drive,
right down the center of the fairway.

It's a beauty. Once again,
an amazing performance...

-By-- - Hi there. You have a car, right ?

Uh, i have-- Listen, i'll pay for the
damages.

I shouldn't have parked there
anyway, i know that.

What car was it anyway ? No, no, you see ?
Weneed a car.

Yeah, we're taking a little trip, and we'd
like to work out a deal...

For some transportation.
Oh !

Hey, guys ! Guys, hey,
where are you goin' ?

Hey, i ordered some pizza !
I'm a vegetarian.

Hey, wait just a-- I'm buying ! Your
russian lit essay.

Oh, great. Uh,
listen, uh--

Anytime you want to catch a movie, you just
give me a buzz, all right ?

Just give me a buzz !
Buzz this, huh ?

It'll be a pleasure
helping you guys out.

Can i call you "guys" ?
Great.

Aw, come on. Sit down. Relax. Kick back,
dudes.

You know, i mostly get your basic dorks
hanging around here.

They seem to gravitate towards me. I don't
know why !

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm surprised. I haven't seen you two up
here...

At dunc's place before.

This place is
usually swinging.

You ought to
pop up sometime.

Come on, fellas. Eat.
Mangia', mangia'. Eat.

So.
Takin' a trip, huh ?

Need a rod, huh ?

You're in luck.

One left.

Now, normally i charge the average shmo--
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Charge ? Yeah, we were thinking something
more along the lines...

Of a favor,
to be returned.

Of course.
That's new.

I like that !

One hand washes the other, right ? Right !
Yeah !

Now, if there's anything-- If there
wassomething that we could do for you.

I already know.
Be my friends.

Take me with you.

Oh--

All right. For a week. Take me with you
and be my friends for a week.

-
- All right !

Take me with you and just pretend to be my
friends for a week.

This is fantastic ! Hey, guys, i'm psyched.
Let's party.

Hey, where are we going ?
Ah, doesn't matter.

What counts is that
you're my buddies.

For a week.

????

?? You think i'm cute ??

?? A little bit shy ??

Uh-- ?? Doctor, doctor give me the news ??

?? I got a bad case
of lovin' you ??

?? No pills ??
?? Shake my fills ??

?? "Tallywhackers." "G-Spot." Hey, guys !
"Boob-O-Rama !"

Hey, "strip search."
?? I got it bad ??

"Meat rack." "Lido lounge !"

Let me have this.

Hey ! This is the one, right here. I can
feel it.

"The after dark club.
Hottest acts anywhere."

Guys, it sounds classy. Think we should
have called for reservations ?

I'm ready.

Weareready.

Twelve for a dollar-Fifty. Socks, six for a
dollar. Twelve for a dollar-Fifty.

Socks !

A.J. Watch--
Whoa !

Guys !

Uh, you get the feeling
we're not in kansas anymore ?

Well, the guy says
it's just down the street.

But the ad says that the club won't open
until after dark.

Don't know what the hell
that means.

Well, it's dark. Yeah, but is it "after
dark" ?

No, but i definitely
think it's dark.

But it might have
just turned dark.

How are you supposed to know the exact
moment it's dark ? If we knew that,

We'd wait a few seconds, and it would be
"after dark," right ? So when's that ?

I don't know. But you know what i'm saying.

"After dark"
could mean morning.

Am i making sense ?
No.

Um, hurry it up.
It's closing time.

Okay. Yo, dunc !
Hey, let's go !

I'm going
as fast as i can.

I just closed.

You just opened.
Again.

Coffees.
Six cups.

To go.

- Don't do that.
- Shh.

I'm not kidding.

Branch. Snow !

A.J., help me.

Nope.

You see something funny ?

I think
this is serious.

A.J., i live,
you die.

I think i'm gonna let maven there cut one
of your balls off.

Uh, whoo-Ee.
Looks like it'll be...

Another hour or so
on these toilets.

These pipes are tough. So, if you 'scuse
me, i'll get back to work.

Yeah, i definitely think
it's after dark now.

Snow.

I'm a.J.

Come on. All this over
three lousy teeth ?

Who spoke to you ?

Uh-Oh.

No-O !

-
- Stop !

Drop the knife, snowflake, or you'll be
picking these up off the floor.

?? Volare ??

?? Oh-Oh, oh-Oh ??
Hey, duncan.

If you've finished with those toilet
seats-- ?? Cantare ??

?? Whoa-Ho, ho-Ho ??
?? Oh-Oh, oh-Oh, oh-Oh ??

Lucky they didn't try
the bathrooms.

I was ready. What i would have done to
them--

-
-

?? We can sing in the glow
of a star that i know of ??

?? Where lovers enjoy
peace of mind ??

?? Let us leave the confusion
and all disillusion behind ??

?? Yeah, yeah, yeah
all behind ????

Hey, messin' with my buddies, huh ? Wham.
Right in thetzhatzhkehs.

Hey, one guy takes on
the three of us.

Hey ! Maybe we ought to wait and see if
you want to go another round !

How about that, bernie,
huh ? What's--

Dunc, they ordered
six coffees.

Okay, so it's not
caesar's palace.

Let's get this
over with quick.

?? I'm in the mood
for love ??

?? Simply because
they're naked ??

Guys, i'm on a roll tonight.
And when that happens,

I attract women
like flies.

Even.
Shit.

?? Only because they're naked ?? I'll see
you in a few.

Uh-Huh. ?? I'm in the mood for love ??

Hey-- Wait a minute.
Wait a-- Wh-- Where--

I thought-- We gotta be gettin' back soon.

A.J.'S gonna take care
of everything, okay ?

Wait a minute.
This isn't fair !

We come out here, and i don't even get a
chance to watch ?

I should have a say
in the selection.

You can interview her
in the car.

Uh-Uh. No way. One for all, and all
inside, i say.

Ta-Ta !
Duncan, don't do that.

Six coffees.

?? I'm in the mood
for love ??

?? Simply because they're naked ???? ????

????

How are ya doin',
boys ?

Could i see
your i.D. ?

Good.
Good enough !

Perfect.

Go ahead.

?? See him talkin' to a lady ??

Bar or table ?

Ringside.

????
Thank you. Sir.

?? You remember when he said ??

?? You're the only girl
i need ??

?? And now the words they sting
and the harm they bring ??

????

?? This just is like a knife
right in the back ??

Oi, vai.
?? Now that you were caught ??

?? In a jealous trap ??

?? These words are ringin'
right through the dark ??

?? Of your suspicious mind
and jealous heart ??

?? Lipstick on his collar ??

-?? Perfume in his hand ??
- Hey, blondie.

?? And when he came home
last night ??

?? He was sneakin'
up the stairs ??

?? 'Cause he's the only boy ??

?? Your body wants to know ??
Hit 'em.

?? And is it worth the pain
to hide the shame ??

?? Or better to let her go ??

?? This just is like
a knife right in the back ??

?? Now that you are caught
in a jealous trap ??

Over here. ?? These words are ringin' right
through the dark ??

?? Of your suspicious mind
and jealous heart ??

?? These words are ringin'
right through the dark ??

?? Of your suspicious mind
and jealous heart ??

?? Whoa ??

????

You don't remember me,
do you ?

It has been a long time,
but i remember you.

I'm "amaretto"--
Not really--

And i will be your waitress for this
evening, guys.

So, what can
i get for ya, huh ?

I would like
a slow, comfortable screw.

A beer.
And one for my buddy...

For a week.

I know i gotta get it fixed.
It drives me crazy.

Drivesyoucrazy ?

You don't remember that ? I'm gonna
remember that for the rest of my life.

?? Ooh, ooh-Ooh ??

????

Good !

Builder of major erections,
our construction engineer,

Hard-Hatted hannah !

Come on.
Let's hear it.

You have any friends
that wanna rememberme?

Nah, i didn't think so.

Gentlemen.

I give you...
katrina.

????

?? Hey ??

?? Hey, hey ??

????

????

Wait till those wimps
at dipsa phi see this.

????

I loved it !
Yeah !

What was it ?

- Whatever it was, i love it ! - She--
She's ju--

Yes !
He scores !

I love the show, girls.

It's brilliant.
Very tastefully done.

Come on !

All right, gentlemen.
You're in for a treat.

She melts in your mouth,
she melts in your hands:

Sweet, sweet candi.

Hello ?

Hello ?

Katrina.
You scared me.

Uh, nice hair !

Yeah. I, uh--

I caught your act out there. Ooh ! Some
show.

Very... new.

Very... now.

Uh--

Anyway, i was wonderin'
maybe later tonight,

If you're interested in doing a little
encore performance--

For a much more
appreciative audience.

I could definitely
make it worth your while.

Yes, i could.

And i'd be willing
to pay you top dollar.

'Cause i can see that
you're a professional.

And i like working
with professionals.

And i likeyou.

I can see
you like me too.

Whoa.

Wow.

Ooh.

Allow me.

Oh !
Oh.

Like to play rough, huh ?

-
-

I'll be back.

Anybody want to
claim this lush ?

I'm trying to run a respectable joint here,
gentlemen.

Going once. Twice.
Keep him.

He's alone.
Clean this mess up.

Hey, it's show time.
What's happenin' here ?

I wanna see
a girl up there !

And now:
she's not much upstairs,

But what a staircase !

Gentlemen, the fabulous
dominique !

Come here.

Class.

Shit !

That's it.
We're out of here.

Oh, excuse me.
Could you go backstage...

And tell my friend that
his buddy is waiting ?

It's time to go now.
I see no friends.

Uh, yeah, yeah.
You took him backstage.

Uh, he's tall, dark-Haired. Gray jacket on.

I take no one back.

I--
Excuse me.

Aren't we fickle ?

Did you ever have
one of those nights ?

There's a problem.
He was not alone.

He has a friend. He's downstairs talking
with the new girl.

I think there's
another one of them.

That's it. One number
to get into a frat.

Except now i don't care. All i wanna do is
find a.J. And get back--

A.J. ? Not mr. Dynamite !
You guys still hangin' out ?

I knew it, yep. Come on. I'll bet you
he'll remember me.

Hey, you see a guy
come back here ?

Welcome to bow-Wow city.

Hey, you guys see a guy come back here ?
Tall, good-Looking--

You see a guy come back here ?
No guy came back here.

No guy came back ? No, he came back. One
of the girls brought him.

Her. You ! I remember now. So sorry.

Your friend wanted to see katrina. I tell
him no one see katrina.

He didn't have much of a chance with her.
Katrina owns this dive, sweetheart.

After that-- Are you saying that you didn't
see what happened ?

Wait !

Where's candi ?
She's half-Shift tonight.

Mm-Hmm. I'm afraid a.J. Has decided to hold
auditions.

No, he wouldn't
just leave.

Not even with a girl who will melt in your
mouth and in your hands ?

Yeah, he'd leave. I'm gonna kick his-- But
wait !

W-What a coincidence.
It's time for my break,

And i have to go over by the hotel and pick
up a change of tops.

Some of the girls stay there. I bet if we
hurry, we can catch a.J.

I'll meet you at the side entrance in two
minutes, okay ?

Excuse you !

You wanna find a.J., right ? Right.

Well, then go !

She'll use you,
she'll abuse you.

She'll whip you guys
into shape.

Cimmarron !

?? And the meaning of love ??

?? And the meaning of love ??

?? And the meaning of love
and the meaning of love ??

????

-
-

Don't !
Aren't we jumpy tonight ?

This is really weird. It's like a reunion
or something.

Yeah, i wish
i knew with who.

When the time is right,
i promise i'll tell you.

He's on his way.
Don't screw up.

You got it ?
All right.

Okay, you're dying
to ask me.

What ?
Why i strip.

No, i wasn't. I wasn't going to ask you.
Yes, you are.

Why not ? It's none of my business.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, really. It's
natural curiosity.

The club's not a permanent stop, if that's
what you think.

I mean, it's easy to get, it's loose, i can
express myself--

And that is really important, because i'm
still trying to find my purpose in life.

Know what i mean ?
God knows i've looked.

Tried the acting thing for a while-- What a
trip.

I was onthe love connection.
I got picked !

Oh, god.
That's so sad.

Little girl,
where's your mommy ?

Parents like that
should be shot.

You screwed up.
You're sushi, baby.

He was so beautiful.
I was sure you would like him.

You knew the rules.
She knows the rules !

Only the transients,
the loners, the strays.

The ones that
can't be traced !

He said he was alone, that he was just
passing through.

He fit the profile.
Ha !

He was a gift.
Nice gift.

I'm gonna have to kill 'em both. Don't
worry. I'll take care of it.

You're not gonna
punish her ?

If it were me--

Look, if i had some power--
All right !

All right.

If we had just moved the whole operation to
vegas, like i suggested--

Thank you. I am loyal to you forever.

- I will be more care--
-

Well, i...

Guess vegas is out.

Ex-Cuse me.

Twenty dollars
a half hour.

I'm from the club, remember ?
I checked in this afternoon ?

I'd like the key
to 1311, please.

Thank you !

Oh, could you please ring candi ? You
know, the redhead ?

Ah.
It's busy.

But you can go up
if you like.

Room 1309.

????

Thirteen, please.
????

]
???? [ Continues humming

- Wait !
-

You're not the same woman. You're sleepin'
all day, you're up all night.

I can do what i want !

????

Jeez. Uhh !

Jesus christ.

Ah. Fuck. Jeez.

We should heard
something by now.

I don't like it.

If something goes wrong, that queen bitch
is gonna chewmyass out.

Vlad, give it up.

There's nothin' goin' on
between you and her anymore.

All you are to her
is a quick fix.

Hey, but
what do i know ?

-Hey ! - There you are. What happened ?

They told me you left. A.J. Did you find
him ?

No. God, you look awful.
What happened to you ?

The girl.
What did she say ?

Well, it's weird. I went to her apartment.
It was like no one lived there.

Empty. Just some garment bags. What are you
so testy about ?

"Testy" ? You want to know why i'm testy ?

I'll tell you why i'm testy.
Today, i was nearly hung.

I got into a fight
with a psychotic albino.

I met a human pincushion
in the bathroom.

I ate a cockroach,
my best friend disappears,

And then i'm nearly assassinated by a
runaway elevator.

I've had a bad day.

All i want to do is find a.J. And get back
to school.

- Is that too much to ask ? - Well, no.
But i don't see what the big hurry is.

- He'll probably show up. - Listen. Where
else would a girl like...

Candi take a.J. ?

Uh-Huh. You mean a girl like me, don't you
?

Just go ahead and say it. I was only trying
to be helpful.

I thought it would be kind of nice if you
and me spent some time--

Oh, screw it.

If you knew me
a little better--

I don't know you at all ! And that's
another thing. How comeiremember you...

So well, and you--

Obviously our moment together wasn't as
important to you as it was to me.

What moment ?
Look--

Oh, look yourself !

????

I love you !

No, i loveyou !

Say, babe, what time
do you get off ?

2:30.
Can i watch ?

????

All right ! Anybody want to claim this lush
?

Going once.
Going twice.

We've been
lookin' for ya !

Hey, snowball.
How they hangin' ?

- Shit.
- Come on !

-Hey, what's that ?
- Nothing.

Hello, baby !

Gotcha now.

-
-

Come on, boy. Don't you
want to join the party ?

Come on, boy !

Come on ! You better get used to it,
scumbag.

All this for
a fucking fraternity.

Psst ! Psst !

Psst. Psst.

Well, now, where's
your mama, little girl ?

Fuck !

Jeez.

Uh, hey !
I found my friend.

Snow !
There he is !

Shit !

Hey ! Over here !

A.J. !

Hey ! Stop !
Help !

Wait !

Stop !

Wait a minute !

Come on. Emergency operator. May i help you
?

I'll take care of the cops.

I-I'll tell 'em a story,
like i always do.

They won't follow up.
They don't care...

What happens down here.

Have you given any more thought to my idea ?

A club.

In vegas.
New blood ?

"New blood" ?

See, they're all...
tourists.

I-I hear that clubs are very hot right now
in vegas.

We'll do very nicely.

All right, all right. I'll do something.
Vlad !

Bring the trash
back in here.

This is
a nasty habit.

Nasty.

???? Hey, bud. Where ya been ?

I've been making some progress. The police.

Did they get here yet ?

Jesus christ.
A.J.'S dead.

Stay here.

?? Baby, now, roll on
past my window ??

-
- It's occupied.

There's somebody in--

Wh-Wha--

Relax, will you ?
It was just a joke.

I thought you--

You asshole !

You scared the shit out of me, you know
that, huh ?

Relax, will you ?
Relax ?

You were dead.
You were in a dumpster.

I thought that snowflake
had killed you.

Hey, i was rolled.

Anyone could have
an off night.

Off night ?

We're out of here.
You.

There's some... uniformed gentlemen in the
back to see you.

Look, i-I found
my friend.

Yeah ?

But he--

Well, helookeddead
anyway.

He looks real dead to me. It was in the
garbage--

Your friend here apparently likes to flash
his money around.

In this neighborhood,
that makes him a meal ticket.

Hey, tell me about it. Iama meal ticket. I
should know.

Look, i just--
No, you look.

Now my stomach's all upset, thanks to you
and your dead friend here.

This is not a nice area, and i don't like
coming to it,

So before i lock you up, i want all three
of you out of here.

Go home. I've been trying to do that for
the past--

Now.

Officer, why don't i escort you out
personally ?

I know you like to catch
the last act, am i right ?

Hey, guys, if you don't mind,
i'm going to catch the last act.

Okay. We'll see you out there in a few
minutes, buddy.

And i promise you'll never see us in this
neighborhood again, officer.

I'm pissed at you.

Mmm. They treat you
real good here.

Looks like we can
forget about the fraternity.

Why don't we just
go back home, okay ?

What's the rush ? A.J., gimme a break, will
ya ?

Would you calm my friend down here, please ?

I've been telling him
for years to relax.

I'm fine, i'm fine. Let's just get out of
here. Please.

That's not fair.

Come on.

- Wait !
-

I didn't think
you had it in you.

Yeah. Looks like you discovered the only
way out of here, pal.

What the hell you
talkin' about ?

The club, everyone here, man, they're
vampires.

Can't let you leave.

We got a problem here.

Yeah ?
Why don't we go home ?

We'll call a doctor
or something.

You don't get it, do you ?

Home is a million miles
away from me now.

Home's another planet.

I'm a fuckin' zombie now !

I mean, look at me.

Watch out, man !

You wanna know
how bad things are ?

I love you, keith,

But all i can see
right now is food,

And i'm starving.

You're carrying my next meal around with
you in your veins.

They got me.
They got me real good.

Okay, why don't you take
what you need for now ?

You know, to get you through.

That's too much.
And you're so nice.

Do i look like
a mosquito ? No.

I can't be trusted,
buddy.

Will you look at my clothes ? They're
ruined.

Do i look real bad ? You know, it's just
like the movies.

You can't see yourself.

There's no reflection.

It's weird.

?? No pill's gonna
cure my ills ????

Jesus. You're really
gonna do it, aren't you ?

You're gonna kill me.

A.J., do me a favor, huh ?

For old time's sake ?
Sure, buddy. Anything.

Anything at all.

No. Not anything.
Just one thing.

Make sure i don't
come back like you, okay ?

Hey, you think i like this ?

Or them ?
They're boring creeps.

They don't call 'em "walking dead" for
nothing !

Try talking to one of them
sometime.

I am.

Come on, man.

Just take me out.

Just kill me.
I can't go on like this.

A.J., i--
Come on !

Shit !

You can't, can you ?

Even though you know
it works, you can't !

It does work, you know. The fire, the
wooden stakes, the sunlight.

Got a list right here
somewhere.

You're ready to die
for me, aren't you ?

You would 'cause you can't believe that i'm
not me anymore,

That maybe there's
something left, huh ?

Jesus christ.
Maybe there is.

Nah.

Sorry, pal.

Now get lost fast.

Go on !

And remember, you can burn 'em or keep 'em
from their coffins past sunrise.

I think you know the other one.

???? Last call, gentlemen. Last call.

Hope you enjoyed
the show.

Don't forget our
single man's special:

All you can drink
for a dollar.

Come alone, you drink yourselves into
another world.

?? I know a lot about
the world outside ??

?? It's not too safe
so i usually hide ??

Hey !
We're leaving.

That's not fair. I only had to promise her
$50.

Now. I'll explain later.

Guys !

Excuse me, there seems to be a little
problem with your bill.

When the place clears out, why don't you
and me go in the back...

And handle it personally ?

Hey, call the police ! These people,
they're all vampires !

Eat shit and bark at the moon. That doesn't
make 'em bad people.

Listen, a.J.'S dead. Again ?

Vampires ! Vampires.

You don't think you're gonna get away with
this, do you ?

Of course. You know how many people

Disappear off the face of
the earth every year ?

Not thousands. Tens of thousands. You're a
statistic, kid.

Why us ? Why'd you pick on us ? It was a
mistake.

Okay ? There was
a little error there.

A little communication
error. I'm sorry.

We'll be missed. They're gonna come looking
for us. Who ?

Who'd you tell that
you were comin' here ?

Nobody tells anybody when they come to a
joint like this.

Quite a racket, huh ?

You see, i'm runnin'
a central service here.

Waste disposal.
Oh, yeah.

Look around.
Look who comes here:

The sickies, the degenerates, the forlorn,
the lost,

The lowlifes, the fuckin' dregs of humanity
wind up here,

And we take care of 'em.

It costs you nothing.

Yeah, just my best friend.

Hey, nobody's perfect,
okay ?

I do the best i can
with what i got.

Your self-Pity
makes me sick.

You know that ?

Listen, kid,
i used to own this club.

You know who worked here ?
Louis prima. Buddy greco.

Phil harris. Class.

Wait a second.
Where are you going ?

What are you trying to do,
get outta here ?

Why ? There's
more of us out there.

Oh, yeah.
So where you goin' ?

Here, there.

We're everywhere.

Can i ask you somethin' ?
You ever been to vegas ?

Hey, how about you buying me and my friends
a last round ?

Kind of a last request,
like they do in vegas.

They do that in vegas ?

Whoa. That's classy.
Now, that's classy.

Sure.
Uh, excuse me.

Would you give this gentleman whatever he
wants ?

Give me a brandy.
Make it three.

Make 'em doubles.

Triples.

Hell, leave the whole bottle
when you're done.

I'm not drivin' anywhere.

Spill these
all over the place.

Oops ! Oh, i'm sorry.
Excuse me.

Duncan, have a drink.

To vegas. Oh !

-
-

Whoa !
Let me out of here !

Come on !
The trap door.

Okay, you win.
I'm gone.

What the hell
you doin' ?

The bitch owed me money.

This way.

?? Old black magic
has me in its spell ??

I would loved
to have seen vegas.

Once.

Just once.

????

Ah...

My first drink...
in 75 years.

Vlad,

To the good ol' days.

?? Aflame burnin' desire ?? ?? That only
your kiss ??

?? Put out the fire ????

-
- Shit.

Guys ?

How you doin'
back there, dunc ?

I'm hungry.

He's okay.

No. I mean i'm starvin'.

Yeah, well, we'll order some pizza when we
get back to school,

If that's okay with y--

Guys !

Guys !

W-W-Wait, wait.

Move.

Looks like we're not the first ones to be
midnight shopping.

It was already bent.

Find some bullets.

Will this help ?

You got ammo with that ? You mean bullets ?
No.

Hey, where'd you get that ?
Get back.

I'm good with this,
believe me.

Look. No fangs.
Come on.

- Who are you ?
- I-I-I, um--

Your name.
Tell me your real name.

Um, i, uh-- This isn't exactly the time i
had in mind.

I thought maybe--

Did you actually think i could've been one
of those ? I-- I--

No.

This way.

Yeah ! We're saved ! Thank god for mass
transit. Come on.

Last stop.
I don't believe this shit !

Talk about timing.
Come on !

What gang is this ?

Wait.

Come on. Help me.

Keith ? It's time.

What ?
My name.

I'm allison. I'm allison hicks. Remember ?

Seaside heights, summer vacation, fifth
grade.

We were in
sue leonard's basement.

We were playing spin the bottle, and i spun
and it landed on moose,

And you kinda pushed the bottle and i
didn't have to kiss him.

I ended up kissing you.
Remember now ?

Yeah. You have incredible timing. Thanks.

You sure it's safe
down here ?

Trust me.
This is an abandoned system.

Been here before.

What was that ?

Probably just a wino
or something.

In high heels ?

Come on.

Here.

Come on.

I have matches here somewhere. Don't.

I smell something.

I think we should leave. This is not a very
good idea.

Allison, the matches.

You called me allison !
The matches !

Allison !

Keith !

Go ! Shoot her !

Shoot her, please.

Now.

Keith.

Let's go.

- Come on ! - There's something i gotta do
first.

Oh ! You're bleeding !
Oh, it's nothing.

Mmm. Mm-Mm.

This could get infected. We'll have to have
this checked out.

Thanks.

Uh, hon ? Come up here a second. I wanna
show you something.

What ?

God ! That supposed
to be funny ?

No.

You kill my katrina.

You both must die !

Ugh !

Well, don't everybody
thank me all at once.

Wai-- Y-You--

Formica.
Go figure.

Hi, allison.

Relax. I'll take care
of this somehow.

This... has been
one wacky night.

You're tellin' me ?

I'm gonna need
some new clothes here.

Wait. Where you goin' ?

After all these years,
you don't trust me ?

I can handle this,
you know.

Look, there's always
night school.

Hi there.
Hi.

And jobs ? I'll--
I'll take a graveyard shift.

Yeah. That's what i'll do.

Keith ? Relax. I'll take care of
everything.

Follow us.

I'm right below you, pal.

Hey, you guys
live in a barn or what ?

- Hang on.
- Come on.

Watch out for her hair.
Watch on that hair. Will you?

Come on! Let's wrestle.
Let's go.

Are you crazy?
Do your job.

You better stay
out of this, lady.

- She's not choking her.
- I know, I know.

Baby, hang in there.
Hang in there.

'Alright. You got it.
Come on.'

Just stay out of here.
Just stay out of here.

Get out..
One, two, three.

'Beautiful. California Dolls.'

'Go get 'em honey.'

- Go get her.
- Come on. Let's go.

- Come on, stop that.
- She's chokin' her.

Choke! Come on, ref.
Hey, hey!

Let's go. Call it.
How could you not call this?

- 'Move on'
- No holding.

What are you waiting for.
Come on!

- 'Oh, that's cool.'
- That's enough.

'We want The Dolls.'

We want The Dolls.

- $250.
- It's $240.

I'll let you have
the girls for Thanksgiving.

Same price as tonight.

Think about it.

Can't help ya.

Rhody, if you ever need
a friend...buy a dog.

- Doc, you got a minute?
- Yeah.

Hope I didn't slug
your friend out there too hard.

Who? You mean, Harry?

Listen, it's the best thing
that happened to him all week.

Sorry we had to win but nice
to work with you guys anyway.

- See you later. Take care.
- Bye, bye.

What a fantastic show
you girls put on tonight.

- Pretty good, huh?
- No, not good, darling.

- It was sensational.
- The audience loved us--

No. They didn't love you.
They ate it up. They loved it.

- Are we getting Thanksgiving?
- I'm negotiating.

Does that mean
he doesn't want us?

No, it's not that.
I'm asking a lot of money.

Well, are we gonna get it?

Depends, I still
gotta push some buttons.

Hey, honey. You look better
with your clothes off.

I didn't know
you were bilingual.

So we're not getting
Thanksgiving.

It's-it's gonna be tough.
It's uphill.

- I'm not gonna lie to you.
- This is the pits!

- What do you've to do--
- Yeah, what do you've to do?

Gotta walk on water
to get a $12 raise.

- Every path has its pace.
- Every path, your ass!

A hard beginning
maketh a good ending.

Harry, do me a favor
and take that some place else

'cause I'm not in the mood.

Anybody hungry?

I said is anybody hungry?

What is this? A school
for the deaf and dumb?

Nobody hungry?
I'm buying.

Hey, I'm not kidding around.
I'm really buying.

Real food or that junk garbage
we have every night?

No, no. Five blocks up the road,
there's a brand new Fatburger.

It's fantastic.

For once, can't we eat
at a place with a tablecloth?

Hm, it's okay with me,
but those frills cost money.

'Don't you think it's about time
we got a new muffler?'

- 'Just remember.'
- 'Those frills cost money.'

'How much longer?'

'How much longer?'

'Longer than a breath,
shorter than a lifetime.'

Could you give
that to me in miles?

There was a crooked man.
He walked a crooked mile.

- He found a crooked--
- Keep it up, Harry.

- Trying to entertain you.
- Try silence.

'Why don't we stop
and get some candy?'

'Candy is dandy.
Liquor is quicker.'

'Give us a break.
Will you?'

'A conversation with you is like
talking to a fortune cookie.'

What's it with all these things?
Where do you get 'em all?

You know, that's
a very interesting story.

When my parents came over
here from the old country

the only thing my father knew
how to do was be a tailor.

So he got a job as a tailor,
cutting pants and vests.

They wouldn't let him
cut coats.

He knew he had
to become a citizen

in order to stay
in the country.

He couldn't speak English.
Not one word.

So the union
sent him to school.

Maybe that's what
we need, a union.

Better pay, better conditions,
and no managers.

Now at school, they explained
to him you have five years

to learn the answers
to some simple questions

and he had to learn
how to speak English.

So my father asked them, "How am
I gonna learn to speak English?"

Teacher says, "Very simple.

You read New York Times,
Clifford Odets and Will Rogers."

So what happened?

So, for the rest of his life

my father read New York Times,
Will Rogers, and Clifford Odets.

And in five years,
he become a citizen.

What does that have
to do with the way you talk?

When my sister and I
got old enough to ask questions

any question..

...my father, he always
answered with a quote.

From either Rogers or Odets.

Who were Rogers and Odets?

Rogers and Odets?

They're a dance team.
They worked in the Catskills.

- 'How you feeling?'
- Come on. Come on.

- 'How you feeling?'
- Hair, hair up.

'Oh, she's choking her.'

Bite her. Bite
the son of a bitch.

Get up.

Chin up. Don't choke. Give up!

Legs and ass. Kick out.

- 'Kick out.'
- Kick out.

Get up! Get up!

I'm hurt!

Take a deep breath.
Deep breath.

Is there a doctor
in the house?

Get a doctor.
This girl's in pain.

You gotta move.
You gotta roll.

- You can't fall--
- Shh, shh. Leave me alone.

Feet and shoulders.
How many times do I tell you?

- Oh, God! What? Get away.
- Where does it hurt?

My ribs. I think
I broke a couple.

Your ribs? Don't move.
I said don't move. Molly will..

Molly, you're on your own.
You move, I'll kill you.

Molly, you gotta watch the flip.
Watch the sunset flip.

One, two, three..

There's no bones broken.
Just maybe a bad sprain.

Stay off your back
for a few days.

There goes your
social life, Iris.

- She's as healthy as a horse.
- Right. And you ought to know.

He used to be
the official vet of Pimlico.

- Very funny.
- Stay in here a minute, Doc.

I wanna talk to you.

You're way ahead. You're lucky
he didn't shoot you.

Listen, while you're here,
I got a problem--

What's the problem?

- Are you okay?
- I guess so.

As Harry would say, that guy
should be a bone specialist.

He's got the hip for it.

Excuse me. You the manager
for the California Dolls?

Yeah. Why?

Well, they're really
very good, you know.

I know.
What's the deal?

Nothing really except

if you ever wanna bring
your girls to Japan to wrestle

I'd like to arrange a tour.

Why would you wanna do that?

If your girls ever
get to be champions

I think we could make
a lot of money together.

Your girls will be
very, very big in Japan.

Here.

Hm...this you?

Yeah. Clyde Yamashito.

- Pleasure meeting you, sir.
- Likewise.

Lookin' forward to
doing business with ya.

Here, why don't you
try one of these?

You'll feel better
in no time.

- It's quite a collection.
- Well, it pays to be prepared.

Never know where
it's gonna hurt tomorrow.

Any suggestions?

Mm, why don't you try
one of the pink ones.

There might not be a tomorrow
if you keep taking these.

- Does it make a difference?
- Yes, it makes a difference.

Doesn't it?

Yeah, it makes
a difference.

- Come in.
- Harry.

Your money is on the desk.

How's the girl?

Oh, she's just great.

You're short 20.

Harry, we charge
towel and linen service.

What kinda crap is that?

Harry, you got your money.

Your girls are probably beat.

Why don't you be a big sport

and get 'em a cup of coffee
or something?

You're short 20, Eddie.

Our girls are a class act.
They deserve to get paid.

If I wanted a class act,
I'd get the Bronte sisters.

My dolls would tear
their legs off.

Harry, I don't have to tell you
the business is changing.

I gotta give a piece of the
action to unions, concessions.

- That requires--
- You break my heart, Eddie.

I'm not leaving
until I get the 20.

Can't help ya. Wanna call Cisco
a son of a bitch.

Yeah, call me a son of a bitch.

'I gave up a long time ago
tryin' to please everybody.'

Girls earned the money.
I want it.

Be happy you got what you got.
'Cause that's all you gonna get.

The only reason you had anybody
in this toilet tonight

was because of my Dolls.

That crowd out there
came to see them.

I'll level with you. You have
a couple of sweet numbers there.

But the customers
don't give a damn.

'All they want
is tits and ass.'

Don't matter if it's your broads
or someone else's broads.

Look, you cheap bastard. $20
means something to my girls.

To you, it's nothing. It's
banana money for your gorilla.

Ok, big mouth.
You know who I am?

Alright, Eddie. Impress me.

I promote over 20 arenas
in this area alone.

I'm leaving this area.

Harry, I don't care
if you leave the planet.

You're never gonna work
for me again.

'Harry, ooh.'

- Be seein' ya.
- Hey, don't move.

I wanna forget you
just the way you are.

Hey, boss.

Really think he didn't remember
anything about the towel fee?

Shut up, Jerome.

Harry, what's wrong with you?

Was he acting weird
tonight, I tell you.

Hey, what happened in there?

Hey, did you get the money?

- 'Why are we stopping?'
- 'What are we looking for?'

'Would you please tell us
what happened?'

What is wrong with you?

Harry, how much money
did he give you tonight?

What, huh?

Hey, what you doin'
with a bat?

Don't do anything you're gonna
regret later, Harry.

- 'Harry, this is crazy.'
- 'This is a real mistake.'

Harry. Harry,
what are you gonna do?

- 'You're lookin' for trouble.'
- 'Will you listen to me?'

Harry, didn't he give you
all the money?

'Why won't you tell us
what's going on?'

'You're playin' around
with the wrong guy.'

'Come on, Harry.
Don't do it.'

- Harry, don't you dare.
- 'You're not--'

'I don't believe this.'

'Oh my God!'

What was that
all about?

I was thinking
about buying a Mercedes.

But first I wanted
to give it a stress test.

- Stress test?
- Didn't pass.

You're crazy, Harry.
Absolutely, certifiably...crazy.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to wake you up.

Ah, it's okay,
I can't sleep either.

What's bothering you?

Wondering what's
still bothering you.

I've never seen you
smoke before.

I honestly don't know
if I can take this anymore.

Molly.

All we're doing is
running around in circles.

We're not getting any place.

- I know it seems that way but--
- It is that way.

So, you're gonna give up?

No. I'm not gonna give up.

Get out maybe...while I'm
stillin one piece.

And do what?
Go back to LA?

Maybe, I can get
my old job back.

- At the answering service?
- Yeah.

You're dreaming, Mol.
That's not how it was.

I only said maybe.

For all I know, I could-could
get into real estate

or...or advertising maybe.

Even work in an art gallery.

So what if I didn't
finish high school?

Can always go to night school.

Nobody to come home to.

Nobody to give a damn
what you do.

Whereas, now, I've got you

and that son of a bitch
to come home to.

Yeah, and we need you, Mol.

Hey, I couldn't work
with anybody but you.

And who, but you,
could put up with Harry?

Like it or not,
the three of us are a team

and we're gonna make it
or die tryin'.

I love you, Mol...and so does
the son of a bitch.

He'll never admit it,
but he does.

Okay.

Turn out the light,
go to sleep.

'They're the hottest
tag team in the state.'

'I can't explain it myself.'

'The other night in Akron, they
couldn't get out of the arena.'

'They're like rock stars
and beautiful.'

'First, listen,
face facts.'

'We both know most
lady wrestlers are dogs.'

'So, now they expect
the Pekingese'

'and out comes Marilyn Monroe.
They go wild.'

'Dogs. I'll settle for dogs.'

'I just want to fill out
the card!'

'What're you talking about?
Dogs are winners.'

'Talk about a winning act.'

'Winners, I don't need.
Any douche slappers will do!'

You're gonna have
to do better than that.

I'm talking about a class act.

Tell you what I'll do? A hundred
and a quarter for tonight.

That's the deal and that's it.

- I'm on the phone.
- 'It's me.'

I'd love to make
a deal with you.

'But unless you sweeten the pot,
I'm gonna have to take a pass.'

Do you want your coffee
or don't you?

Uh, hold on a minute.
He's my man.

You're not even offering
expenses.

A hundred and a quarter.
That's it.

Hey, we waited this long,
we'll wait a little longer.

Then we won't need you.

Lousy, no good son of a bitch.

You quoting
Rogers and Odets again?

Who's a lousy,
no-good son of a bitch?

Never mind. What can you expect
from a day that starts

with gettin' up in the morning?

Sounded like you turned
somethin' down.

Unlike you, Iris, I occasionally
turn down an offer.

Don't start in on me, Harry.

All I'm saying is you could
consult us sometimes.

I didn't get us this far
by consulting you every time.

Where are the car keys? Mol and
I are going out for breakfast.

You two eatin' again?
You just ate last night.

Sorry, old habits
are hard to break.

In the back pocket.

Okay, Harry, come on.
I put the bubble bath in.

Oh, excuse me.

You always were attracted
to shy girls, Harry.

Alright, Iris.
Give me a break.

- You a friend of Harry's too?
- Oh, isn't everyone?

Isn't Harry
the absolute greatest?

Yes, he certainly is.

You heard the lady.
Eat your heart out.

Now take a walk.

Just leaving.
It was nice seeing you.

Same here.

Harry, Robert Redford
called again.

Now, I told him you
couldn't be disturbed.

You mean, you really
do know him?

- Iris, out.
- Just leaving.

'Like you always say, Harry,
familiarity breeds contempt..'

...and children.
Ta ta.

What is Robert Redford
really like?

Oh, he's a regular guy.
You know, like you and me.

Down to earth.
Rob is not a snob.

- 'What's his favorite food?'
- Come here, quick. Come here.

'None. No interest in food.
An occasional sardine.'

- 'So, what happened?'
- 'Happened to whom?'

'To your father.'

'He kept quotin'
Rogers and Odets.'

'And finally he got to cut
coats. Then he died.'

'Aw. So, what happened
to you mother and sister?'

'Ma's in a nursing home
in Newark.'

'She don't remember anybody.'

'My sister..'

'...she married an Italian baker
that lived in Queens.'

'If you want bread,
marry a baker, right.'

'That's a sad story, Harry.'

'Well, as Clifford Odets
would say

'It's better than stickin'
a pencil in your eye.'

'So why are you calling me?'

Uh, because, Solly,
I've got two

of the most sensational kids
to ever hit this business.

- Yeah? Guys or girls?
- Two girls.

Who are they?
Old girlfriends?

No, it's absolutely
legitimate, Solly.

Yeah, what's the name
of the act?

- The California Dolls.
- Oh yeah, the sexy broads.

- 'Same ones.'
- Never heard of them.

Of course, you heard
of them. They're outstanding.

Now here's the thing, Solly,
these kids got that stuff.

They got a magic.
They're like rock stars.

Believe me the audience
goes crazy.

They've got beauty
and they've got talent.

- Call me in the summer.
- When?

- 'June.'
- June?

I can't call you in June, Solly.

Christ, that's eight
months away.

June.

Son of a...bitch!

Want some chocolate?

No thanks, that junk
just gives you calories.

Let's go.

Did you get me
a 3 Musketeer?

Didn't have any.
I got you Snickers.

I don't want a Snicker!
I asked for a 3 Musketeer!

What are you, eight years old?
Have some of my M&M's.

I hate M&M's!

- That'll be 29.91.
- Wonderful.

- Now here's 25. Who's got five?
- It's your turn.

This is getting
to be a habit, you know.

Well, we all have
different habits.

- Here's a five.
- Alright, that makes thirty.

There's your five cents.
I have no pennies.

I'll have to go inside.

I'll wait.

Give me the nickel, Harry.

Thank you.

'What about the pennies, Harry?'

'Where there's no sense,
there's no feeling.'

'You know girls,
those Japanese wrestlers'

'really put on a great show.'

'And I keep telling you, you
better learn that sunset flip.'

'It's real flashy
and wipes them out.'

'Molly, she could have
pinned you twice with that.'

'You were lucky
you hit the ropes.'

That's a bad cough
you got there.

You really ought to do
something about that.

There's no harm in appreciating
other forms of music.

Now, this is
an Italian tenor.

His name is Attilio Belfiori,
and the opera is Pagliacci.

It's beautiful.
Listen to it.

- It'll make you cry.
- I'm crying already.

- What did Solly say?
- 'Solly said maybe.'

'Harry, the smoke and this cold
are killing me.'

'You can make a fortune selling'

'thermal underwear
in this state.'

Does that mean Solly
is coming to see us?

No, it means...it's not a no.

It's gonna take a little bit
more time, that's all.

Got a cigarette?

- How about a little heat here?
- You're getting it.

If I put it on full blast,
the car will blow up.

Just shoot this car
and put it out of its misery.

- My last one.
- 'Thanks.'

You ought to cut down anyway.
These things'll kill ya.

Love the way you're always
looking out for our welfare.

Oh, by the way, Molly..

...I got somethin' for you.

Okay, thanks a lot, Harry.

But I don't like doin' it.

You really ought to start
cuttin' down on those things.

If something happened to you,
this other one here

she'd be left to herself,
will be all by herself.

He's right, Molly.
After all, we're a tag team.

'Harry!'

'Didn't you see a car
do the hustle before?'

'And you wonder
why I take pills?'

You know, I had a thought,
an idea for you girls

it's not fully realized,
but it could be sensational.

We are not getting
tattooed, Harry.

No, I'm cold on that.
I got a better one.

- Ya dye your hair.
- So what else is new?

Not just the hair on your head,
I'm talking about your eyebrows.

When you raise your arm,
you know under there.

The fuzz over here. And it
doesn't have to be vulgar.

I'm talking about pretty colors.

There's nothing more beautiful
than frost-colored hair

or a lovely silvery blonde color

that picks up the light
when you go into the ring.

That stinks.

You're wrong,
it fits in with today.

Did you know that in Paris,
the high fashion models..

'I'll show you pictures,
Woman's Wear Daily.'

We decided we wanted
to be the one tag team

without a gimmick. Remember?

Yeah but not your legs.
You shave your legs.

It's a stupid idea.

Thought this up yourself
or did you have help?

What's wrong with it?

We'll look like clowns,
that's what's wrong with it.

The idea stinks.

Alright, have it
your way, doll.

Remember, you only got so many
chances at the brass ring

'and you better take
every one of 'em'

'because when you run out
of turns, kid, that's it.'

You got the picture?
Now move your ass, you're slow.

Someday, you'll go
too far, Harry.

And I hope
you stay there.

Miserable bastard.

I think we hurt
Harry's feelings again.

Oh, yeah?
How can you tell?

Ah, you're in rare form
today, ladies. Rare form.

Remember, anytime you don't like
the way I'm handling things

just say the word
and the job is yours.

'We never said you
weren't a good manager, Harry.'

Just a lousy human being.

That's what I like
about you, Molly.

You got a real sense
of humor.

You just bring out
the best in me, Harry.

I must have done
25 miles today.

Shut your face. You too.
Put that down.

Alright, we got a chance.

We got a real honest
to God chance.

But if you two cows
wanna bust your butt

making pocket change

that's your business,
count me out.

Look at me. Turn around.

All I know is if you
wanna get somewhere

maybe make some important money,
you got to lay off being

such smart asses
and listen to what I got to say.

Don't answer.

You too.

- Harry, lunch is on us.
- Okay, Harry?

- Get in the car.
- Come on. We're buying.

Well, they better serve steaks.

Yeah, with real tablecloths.

'Oh boy, we've got to
bear down tonight.'

'I'm telling you girls,
listen to me.'

'Can't coast tonight, kids.'

'This can be
a very important fight.'

'Toledo Tigers. You're not
fighting two shleppers.'

'They didn't become champs
by accident.'

'I'm telling you these
are two big strong girls.'

'Because they're champs, there's
gonna be a lot of exposure'

'gonna be a lot
of booking agents there.'

- 'So, bear down.'
- 'Don't get so worked up.'

'This is a non-title fight,
remember?'

'Do we ever get any other kind?'

'Trust me, girls.
This is a big step up.'

'Maybe, this'll be a good
time to try the sunset flip.'

'Do you know who
Big John Stanley is?'

'Who the hell cares who he is.'

'Aw, sweetie,
if you're in this racket'

'you must know who
Big John Stanley is. '

'Now 30 years ago, this man was'

'the light heavyweight champion
of the world.'

'He also helped coach
the United States team'

'at the Rome Olympics.'

'Now since then,
he's become a manager.'

'No matter who he handled'

'I don't care if it's
a man, woman, or midget'

'they were always the best.'

'This man stands
for the creme de la creme'

'of the wrestling world.'

Harry, the damn machine
took all my money

and won't give me the cigarette.

Stand back, sweetie. You
can't be nice to these things.

They only understand one thing.

- Wow!
- Come on, girls.

I don't have all day.

'Check the coin return,
you never know.'

Let's face this off, June.

- Let it go.
- That's it. Come on.

Can't you take it, doll?

'She's down.'

Here we go.

That's it. Get up and pin her.

Get up. Come on, get up.

You're kicking.
That's not wrestling.

Ref, get out of here.
Let her fight.

Told you to watch
the kicking.

- Back to your corner. Go back.
- Christ, she can't do that.

- Hey ref--
- 'Leave him alone.'

You can do a lot,
but you can't do that.

- Hair.
- 'Don't let her, kid.'

You want my honest opinion?
You're a horse's ass.

- Hair.
- 'Finish this off, June.'

- That way, Iris.
- Turn it around, Iris.

You can turn this around, baby.

- Hair, hair, hair.
- Hey.

Get up.

Yes, sir, that's my baby!

No problem, sweetheart.
Stay loose.

'Get up, June.
Give it a pin.'

Come on, get up.
Get up there.

Come on.

Get off me,
you double crossing tanker.

- 'One two.'
- Wait, stop.

Better make the pin,
sweetheart.

- One, two..
- Get up. Get up.

'Beautiful, honey.
You got it! Yeah.'

Boo.
Ah, boo.

- A miracle!
- You did a good job.

A miracle. California Dolls.

'You're seeing the next
champions of the world.'

- I'm number one here.
- Number one, huh.

I just don't understand
what happened.

What are you getting
so excited about?

- It's just another match.
- But we lost.

So you lost. Big deal.

It's not the first time.
Certainly won't be the last.

Besides, it wasn't
for the championship.

But we were supposed to win.

Oh, you weren't supposed to win.
Nobody is ever supposed to win.

I did ask Harry

if it were close and he
could see his way clear

I would appreciate it
if he would speak to his girls

about not trying so hard

since this is
your home territory.

Yeah.

'And we'd return the favor.'

So?

So, Harry would or would
not do what he had to do.

I would have done
the same thing.

And what do you think
you were doing out there?

- Wrestling.
- You didn't let June pin you.

Honey, I don't let
anybody pin me.

You aren't good enough to
beat us, that's your problem.

Say what?

Those were our fans out there.
They came to see us win.

Yeah, but when you lost

they didn't sound too
brokenhearted to me.

How'd you like
another kick in the butt?

John, I think we better separate
these girls till they cool down.

Don't tell me
to cool down, you pimp.

Watch who you're
calling names, you cow.

Alright, I hate to break
this duel of wits.

Maybe you need that little baby
face of yours messed up.

- Cool it, June.
- Mind your own business.

These two smart asses
got something coming.

Maybe you'd like
to start it, huh?

You bet your ass.

Are you crazy?
What am I..

Oh, shit. Not again.

Get the hell out of here.

- I'll disqualify your girl.
- Choke. You call it.

You call it.
You call it.

Choke.

Why are we doing all
the pushing

when we are paying
all the bills.

Road work.
It's good for you.

I suppose, this is road work.

You're using your legs.

Yeah, what are you using?
Your ass?

'What did Solly say
about Chicago?'