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Leaving this to come see you.
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And I can't wait.
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Whew.
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Taxi! Over here.
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Taxi!
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Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Gilpin!
- Ahh!
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You still on the toothpaste?
Are you on your phone?
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I'm just... I'm going home
for the holidays tonight, so...
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Does it look like
tonight to you?
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Because to me,
it looks like today.
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- Finish the toothpaste.
- Okay. Sorry.
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Dad, we're home!
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I'm in the kitchen!
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Jan, Spencer!
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In the kitchen!
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Dad, are you on a ladder?
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- What are you doing?
- Grandpa.
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- What's it look like?
- Get down.
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I'm changing your light bulb.
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I leave for 10 minutes,
you're climbing ladders?
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Don't think
you should be doing that.
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You think I can't
change a light bulb?
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- Okay.
- There.
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Ugh! No, no, no.
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- I got it. I'm fine.
- Okay.
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Hey, kiddo!
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Hey, how's New York City?
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- It's great.
- How's school?
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It's okay. How you doing?
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I'm terrific. I don't
even know what I'm doing here.
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You're recovering
from hip surgery.
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Meh! I'll be out
of here in no time.
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It's not a prison.
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I wanna get back
to my apartment.
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- Is that so terrible?
- Your apartment? It's terrible.
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Is it really cold in here?
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The downstairs heater
isn't working.
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- The guy's coming in the morning.
- It's like a goddamn icebox.
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Did you ever call Milo?
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What? No.
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Dad. He's called five times.
Just call him back.
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I'm not calling him back.
I don't wanna talk to him.
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Come on, I'll help you
with your bags.
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Oh, you're staying in here.
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We're roommates.
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Yeah. I could just stay
downstairs on the couch.
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- What? Don't be ridiculous.
- If you want, yeah.
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It's a couple weeks.
It's gonna be fine.
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Come on in.
Make yourself comfortable.
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- Oh! You're gonna...
- Whoa!
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- You okay?
- Don't tell your mother!
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This goes there. There.
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That's in there.
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- All right, let's try it.
- Okay, let's see.
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All right, so there's that.
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There's this. There's this.
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The blue light, the red,
the green light.
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Oh, look at you two.
How sweet is this?
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Okay, I have to leave for work
before either of you gets up.
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The heater guy's
coming in the morning.
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I'm gonna meet
my friends for brunch at 10.
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That'll be nice.
Where are you going?
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- Um... Nora's.
- What are you going there for?
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All the restaurants
in Brantford,
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- you gotta go to that one?
- I didn't pick.
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What difference does it make?
It's been years.
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I love you, honey.
I'm so glad you're home.
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Love you too, Mom.
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Getting old sucks. Don't let
anybody tell you any different.
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You still got
that little girlfriend?
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No.
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We're not together anymore.
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I don't think.
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Was it her or you?
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- It's complicated.
- Try me.
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We'll see
if I can understand.
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Well, when we
first got together,
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we were...
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sort of different people
than we are now.
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I mean, last year was...
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amazing.
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I was a senior in high school.
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I had a girlfriend.
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Like, I finally figured out
who I was or something.
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Mm.
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I wish I could just feel
like that again, I guess.
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I don't know.
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Long-distance
relationships are hard.
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I mean, I know everybody says
that, but turns out it's true.
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Can I give you a little advice?
Listen to me.
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Every single day
on every single subway car,
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there's lots of ladies
in New York City.
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And one in five of them, I would
marry, no questions asked.
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This is the best time
of your life.
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- It is?
- Yes, it is.
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So pull it together! It doesn't
get any better than this.
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It's all downhill from here.
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Bravestone.
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Hi!
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Yay, yay, yay!
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- Ooh!
- Oh, gosh, how are you?
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- Oh, my God, you look amazing.
- Thank you.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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- Fridge.
- Fridge!
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- Come here.
- Ooh!
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So we were building houses
for two months,
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and then on the way home,
we stopped in Costa Rica,
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which was also amazing.
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That is so awesome.
I am so happy for you.
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That is so cool.
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So, "M," that's what
we're supposed to call you now?
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You don't have to.
It's just a nickname.
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One of my college friends
gave me that.
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You don't have to call me that.
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M. I love it. It's so hot.
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- Okay.
- But you and Spencer,
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- you're still not...?
- Yeah. No. Um, we're...
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We're still,
like, taking a break.
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Where is he, by the way?
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Eh, Christ.
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What do you want, Milo?
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Nice to see you too.
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Yes, I'd love to come in
for a cup of coffee.
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Thanks for asking.
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You mind if I make some eggs?
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Do whatever you want.
I don't care.
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Just hurry up.
I don't have all day.
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You going somewhere?
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Have, um...?
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Have you been in touch
with Spencer much?
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Yeah...
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You know what?
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Not really, actually.
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I text him a lot, but
he doesn't always text me back.
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- I know.
- It's just...
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I've been crazed lately
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with, you know,
classes and practices,
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and I got games
on the weekends.
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Yeah. Totally. Totally.
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I've just... I've been... I've
been a little worried about him.
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Okay, look, where...?
Where is this guy? For real.
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Good?
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- Meh.
- What do you mean, "Meh"?
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Meh! What do you want already?
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You've been calling
and calling.
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You show up out of the blue
after 15 years.
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Why? 'Cause you wanna
make some eggs?
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You remember
when we first opened,
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we had that
little dishwasher, Morris?
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Yeah, of course
I remember Morris.
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Worked the dinner shift.
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Six days a week,
2 in the morning most nights.
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- The dishwasher.
- Little Morris. Mm.
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He wouldn't even touch those
saucepans until he was done
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with every single utensil
in the bin.
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Yeah, the man knew his craft.
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Little Morris.
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Well, get... Wha...
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Just get to it, would you?
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I mean, it's always
the scenic route with you.
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I know what you want,
you want to apologize.
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And I hate to tell you,
I'm not interested.
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You think I'm supposed
to apologize?
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Oh, heater guy.
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- Grandpa Eddie?
- Anthony?
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Yes, sir, it's me.
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Anthony!
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How are you?
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Come on in. Come on in.
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- How you doing?
- Oh, getting old sucks.
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Don't let anybody
tell you any different.
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Heh, heh. Oh, uh, this is
uh, Martha and-and Bethany.
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This is Spencer's
grandfather, Eddie.
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Martha?
You're the little girlfriend.
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- Uh...
- Morning!
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Morning, sir.
Sorry to barge in on you.
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You're not barging.
He's barging.
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Milo Walker.
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Wait, Milo? Like...
Like Milo and Eddie's.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Man, my dad said
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you guys had
the best restaurant.
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We were just there.
Well, it's called Nora's now.
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Pfft, Nora's.
It's barely even a restaurant.
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It's more like
a breakfast place now.
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Were you with Spencer?
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No, we came here
looking for him, actually.
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You all hungry?
Eggs on the griddle.
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- Might have to take a look.
- Hey, man,
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you can do more
than take a look at it.
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All right, all right. My man.
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- Whoa. Do you need a hand?
- Do I look like I need a hand?
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00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:15,298
Martha?
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Hey.
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Where is he?
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- Do you hear that?
- Yes.
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You hear something?
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It's probably the heater.
It's broken.
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How did it
even get here?
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I don't know.
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00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,773
Maybe he...
I don't know,
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00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:58,174
maybe he went back for it
or something?
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00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:02,011
Is he trying
to fix it?
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00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:04,682
Why would anyone
try to fix that thing?
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00:15:04,815 --> 00:15:06,416
I don't know.
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00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:09,587
I don't know. Maybe he went
to buy parts or something?
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00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,589
Okay, look,
I'm calling him again.
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00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:14,759
I'm sure everything's... fine.
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00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:36,112
Fourteen texts
and four missed calls.
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I don't think he went out.
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00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,053
I think...
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I think he went back in.
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No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no...
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- What? No. Why...?
- Come on, man!
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Why would he do that?
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Remember what it was like?
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- I got eaten by a fricking hippo!
- I got killed by a piece of cake!
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Guys, guys.
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How is he gonna get out?
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00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:06,109
Uh, he's gotta take the...
The green jewel.
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00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:08,612
And stick it back
in the statue thing.
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00:16:08,746 --> 00:16:09,847
By himself?
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00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:26,564
We gotta go get him.
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00:16:26,697 --> 00:16:28,097
Are you crazy?
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00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:30,433
- I'm coming with you.
- Are you out of your minds?
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We can do this. We've been
there. We know what to expect.
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I gotta stop hanging out
with white people.
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00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:36,740
I don't know what's
wrong with me.
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She's right. We played
before and we won.
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We barely survived!
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00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:43,848
You know
he would do it for you.
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00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:44,949
For any of us.
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00:16:52,322 --> 00:16:54,959
Be careful.
It looks pretty busted.
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00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,065
Welcome to Jumanji.
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00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:06,369
What...? We haven't even
picked our guys yet!
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00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:08,304
What?
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00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:12,710
Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, I
hate this part. All right. Okay.
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00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:17,347
This is not happening!
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00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:26,624
You guys?
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00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:31,695
No!
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00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:51,916
Am I...?
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00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,050
Is it...? I can't believe...
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00:17:55,184 --> 00:17:56,854
Oh!
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Oh, it's her.
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00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:02,392
I'm her.
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Spencer.
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00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:13,403
Spencer?
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00:18:17,775 --> 00:18:20,544
What in tarnation?
252
00:18:20,678 --> 00:18:22,613
Where am I?
253
00:18:22,746 --> 00:18:25,248
What the hell is this?
254
00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:28,251
Oh, my God.
255
00:18:28,384 --> 00:18:29,419
Eddie?
256
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:34,925
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Milo Walker. Who are you?
257
00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:37,061
Milo?
258
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:38,562
What on earth? What...?
259
00:18:39,697 --> 00:18:40,731
- What the...?
- Oh, my.
260
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:41,932
Wait a minute.
261
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,534
Oh, Lord.
262
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,936
- This isn't happening.
- Pardon me?
263
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:49,138
- Who are you?
- You're Spencer's grandfather.
264
00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:52,408
- Yeah, no kidding.
- And you are Milo.
265
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:53,911
I certainly am.
266
00:18:54,044 --> 00:18:56,179
I'm Martha, Spencer's...
267
00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:58,314
You're the little girlfriend?
268
00:18:58,448 --> 00:18:59,950
- Look out!
- What?
269
00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:04,320
- Ah! Oh, oh!
- Oh, Lord.
270
00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:07,323
That hurt like a goddamn...
271
00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:11,127
- Bethany?
- What? I'm not...
272
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,129
No.
273
00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:16,800
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no...
274
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:18,035
Yo!
275
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:23,007
Oh, no, no, no.
This can't be happening!
276
00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:24,041
Fridge?
277
00:19:24,173 --> 00:19:26,175
Yes, I'm Fridge, goddamn it!
278
00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:28,277
The hell, man?
279
00:19:28,411 --> 00:19:31,649
Okay.
Okay, something went wrong.
280
00:19:31,782 --> 00:19:32,750
You think?
281
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:38,088
Holy...
282
00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,256
Wait. If I'm...
283
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,458
Then you...? Spencer?
284
00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:44,828
Why does everybody
keep calling me Spencer?
285
00:19:44,962 --> 00:19:49,500
No, that is Grandpa Eddie.
And that, heh... is Milo.
286
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,035
Pleased to meet you.
287
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,670
What?
288
00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:54,772
Then where's Bethany?
And where's Spencer?
289
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,472
I don't know! Okay?
290
00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:58,876
The game, it didn't
let us pick our avatars, so...
291
00:19:59,009 --> 00:20:00,844
- Because it's busted!
- Yeah, okay.
292
00:20:00,978 --> 00:20:02,311
Are we dead?
293
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,082
You know, I was just
wondering the same thing.
294
00:20:05,214 --> 00:20:07,051
Did I die and turn into
295
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:10,521
some kind of a small,
muscular Boy Scout?
296
00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:13,657
- We're not dead.
- So then what's going on here?
297
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,926
Okay, this is gonna sound
very, uh, strange,
298
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,029
but we are in
a video game called Jumanji,
299
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:23,667
and we are in the bodies
of video game characters, heh.
300
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:25,669
And we've been here before,
Fridge and I.
301
00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:27,504
- Last time, I was you.
- Mm.
302
00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:30,239
- Huh?
- We're in a game!
303
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,509
We gotta find Spencer
'cause he's in here too.
304
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:34,712
- Spencer?
- Yes.
305
00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:36,580
- He's here?
- Yes.
306
00:20:36,714 --> 00:20:38,314
Spencer, Eddie's grandson?
307
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:40,216
Yes. Spencer.
308
00:20:40,349 --> 00:20:42,586
- He's here too?
- Yes!
309
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,220
He's here,
and we gotta find him.
310
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:46,724
So it's like
a hide-and-go-seek situation.
311
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,325
I'm not "it."
312
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:50,694
Hm...
313
00:20:53,997 --> 00:20:55,766
My hip feels
pretty good now.
314
00:20:58,769 --> 00:21:01,071
Oh, my joints
feel like butter.
315
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:04,775
- Oh, yeah, look at those.
- Wow.
316
00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:08,045
Look at these.
Look at what I got.
317
00:21:08,178 --> 00:21:11,548
- Uh, we have some issues here.
- You're telling me this?
318
00:21:11,682 --> 00:21:13,316
I'm the old fat dude.
319
00:21:13,449 --> 00:21:15,586
I came back, and things
actually got worse.
320
00:21:15,719 --> 00:21:17,554
At least last time
I was still black.
321
00:21:20,591 --> 00:21:23,660
Well, look at
this little fella.
322
00:21:23,794 --> 00:21:25,328
Hello there. Heh.
323
00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:27,631
Mr. Walker, don't get
too close to the water!
324
00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:30,634
- Get away from there!
- I'm sorry, what'd you say now?
325
00:21:35,072 --> 00:21:36,774
Hey! Ahh!
326
00:21:38,842 --> 00:21:40,110
Get on out of here!
327
00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:42,980
What just happened?
328
00:21:43,113 --> 00:21:44,481
What the hell
was that thing?
329
00:21:47,718 --> 00:21:54,290
Well, that there
was a hippopotamus. Mm-hm.
330
00:21:54,423 --> 00:21:56,226
And they are awfully fast.
331
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,096
Faster than a horse,
if you can believe that.
332
00:21:59,229 --> 00:22:02,666
And they've got
an awful ferocious bite.
333
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,434
How about that?
You know, the funny thing is,
334
00:22:05,569 --> 00:22:07,704
I don't remember...
335
00:22:07,838 --> 00:22:11,307
knowing much about hippos
until right now.
336
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,843
You're a zoologist.
337
00:22:12,976 --> 00:22:16,647
- I'm sorry, what now?
- Are we in Florida?
338
00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:20,517
Just listen.
This is a dangerous place.
339
00:22:20,651 --> 00:22:21,885
Crazy dangerous.
340
00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:23,987
But Martha and I,
we've been here before.
341
00:22:24,121 --> 00:22:28,357
We know what we're doing. You
gotta stay alert all the time.
342
00:22:28,492 --> 00:22:32,496
If I'm near water, I got one eye
on the water, you hear me?
343
00:22:32,629 --> 00:22:35,032
You got to have eyes
in the back of your...
344
00:22:39,636 --> 00:22:41,470
Oh, God.
345
00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:45,175
What in the Sam Hill
just happened to him?
346
00:22:50,948 --> 00:22:53,150
Shut the front door.
347
00:22:53,283 --> 00:22:54,651
What the hell
happened to you?
348
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:57,888
Damn!
349
00:23:00,991 --> 00:23:01,992
A plane?
350
00:23:03,026 --> 00:23:06,196
What? Come on! Follow me!
351
00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:08,232
Come on, let's go.
Let's go. Follow us.
352
00:23:16,573 --> 00:23:18,374
Welcome to Jumanji.
353
00:23:18,508 --> 00:23:20,611
- Why is he in a plane?
- I don't know.
354
00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:22,779
Well, don't just stand there.
Hop in!
355
00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:29,786
Strap in.
There's no time to spare.
356
00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:36,159
Dr. Bravestone,
famed archeologist
357
00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:38,061
and international explorer,
358
00:23:38,195 --> 00:23:39,863
I'm so glad you've returned.
359
00:23:39,997 --> 00:23:42,666
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
360
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:44,167
- You talking to me?
- Yes.
361
00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:46,435
Once again, Jumanji
is in great peril,
362
00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:47,771
and only you can help.
363
00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:49,573
Nigel, we're looking
for our friend.
364
00:23:49,706 --> 00:23:52,776
- Have you seen, like, anyone...?
- Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men,
365
00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:54,711
welcome to Jumanji.
366
00:23:54,845 --> 00:23:58,447
- "Killer of men"?
- Yeah, I, uh... I kill guys.
367
00:23:58,582 --> 00:24:00,217
I'm so glad you've returned.
368
00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,451
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
369
00:24:02,586 --> 00:24:05,055
- What's with this fella?
- My dearest Mouse,
370
00:24:05,188 --> 00:24:06,490
surely you remember me.
371
00:24:06,623 --> 00:24:08,292
Nigel Billingsly
at your service.
372
00:24:08,424 --> 00:24:11,395
Hey. Nigel,
I thought that was you.
373
00:24:11,528 --> 00:24:13,597
He's a... Uh, what is it called?
374
00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:16,934
- NPC, a non-player character.
- He's not a real person.
375
00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:19,670
He only has a limited
number of things he can say.
376
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:22,306
Mm, my friend Carl
is just like that.
377
00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:23,941
Nigel, we're looking
for someone.
378
00:24:24,074 --> 00:24:25,509
Has anyone arrived
in Jumanji...?
379
00:24:25,642 --> 00:24:27,277
Jumanji is in great peril.
380
00:24:27,411 --> 00:24:30,180
It's all detailed in the letter
I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
381
00:24:30,314 --> 00:24:32,582
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
382
00:24:32,716 --> 00:24:34,184
Grandpa Eddie.
383
00:24:34,318 --> 00:24:36,586
- Do you have a letter?
- Do I have a letter?
384
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,089
- Check your pockets.
- Why would I have a letter?
385
00:24:39,222 --> 00:24:40,657
Nigel here
wrote you a letter.
386
00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,426
I didn't get a letter
from this guy.
387
00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:44,328
But we are
in a video game, and...
388
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,330
We're in a video game?
389
00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:47,497
We're gonna die.
390
00:24:47,631 --> 00:24:49,566
- We did die.
- Are we in hell?
391
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:51,068
- I knew it.
- Oh, my God.
392
00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:52,970
It's detailed
in the letter I sent you,
393
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:55,005
Dr. Bravestone.
You should read it aloud.
394
00:24:55,138 --> 00:24:58,008
I don't have a letter! How many
times I gotta tell you that?
395
00:24:58,141 --> 00:25:00,577
Oh, no, Eddie.
It's in your hand.
396
00:25:02,212 --> 00:25:03,680
Where did this come from?
397
00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:06,917
You got to pay attention
to what's in your hand.
398
00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:09,386
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
399
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:14,825
"Dr. Bravestone,
it is my solemn hope
400
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:18,028
that this letter finds you,
for again..."
401
00:25:18,161 --> 00:25:21,798
Jumanji is in grave danger.
We need your help at once.
402
00:25:21,932 --> 00:25:23,734
Whoa, what's going on here?
403
00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:26,036
It's a cutscene.
It's how we find...
404
00:25:26,169 --> 00:25:27,404
I'll explain afterwards.
405
00:25:27,537 --> 00:25:29,239
You see, our worst nightmare
406
00:25:29,373 --> 00:25:30,741
has come to pass,
407
00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:33,877
for Jurgen the Brutal
has returned.
408
00:25:34,011 --> 00:25:37,214
Indeed, that most vicious
Jumanjian conqueror is back.
409
00:25:38,382 --> 00:25:39,549
And he's brought with him
410
00:25:39,683 --> 00:25:41,486
his savage horde.
411
00:25:41,618 --> 00:25:45,355
They descended from their
fortress atop Mount Zhatmire
412
00:25:45,490 --> 00:25:49,494
and made their way south
to the Avian Province,
413
00:25:49,626 --> 00:25:52,229
home of the sacred
Falcon Jewel,
414
00:25:52,362 --> 00:25:54,631
worn around the neck
of the village elder.
415
00:25:54,765 --> 00:25:57,034
The Falcon is
the fertility jewel of Jumanji,
416
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:58,902
and it has been guarded
by the people
417
00:25:59,036 --> 00:26:01,838
of the Avian Province
for hundreds of years.
418
00:26:01,972 --> 00:26:04,141
So long as the jewel
can see the sun,
419
00:26:04,274 --> 00:26:07,844
the waters will flow
and the land will flourish.
420
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:15,886
Yeah!
421
00:26:24,529 --> 00:26:27,364
Many brave souls died that day,
422
00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:29,966
but Jurgen got
what he came for.
423
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,402
He stowed the jewel
in darkness,
424
00:26:32,537 --> 00:26:34,204
hidden from the sun.
425
00:26:46,149 --> 00:26:47,751
A drought befell the land.
426
00:26:47,884 --> 00:26:49,953
The crops dried out and died.
427
00:26:50,087 --> 00:26:52,222
And if the jewel
is not returned soon,
428
00:26:52,355 --> 00:26:54,091
it may be too late.
429
00:26:54,224 --> 00:26:55,692
Which is why we called for you
430
00:26:55,826 --> 00:26:57,694
and your brilliant associates.
431
00:26:57,828 --> 00:26:59,429
I understand
the enormous weight
432
00:26:59,564 --> 00:27:01,798
that this must carry for you,
Dr. Bravestone,
433
00:27:01,932 --> 00:27:04,601
how this adventure
is like no other,
434
00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:07,204
since it was Jurgen the Brutal
435
00:27:07,337 --> 00:27:09,540
who killed your parents.
436
00:27:12,676 --> 00:27:14,177
No, no, no, no!
437
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,248
- Huh?
- He killed
438
00:27:18,381 --> 00:27:20,283
- Dr. Bravestone's parents?
- Indeed, he did.
439
00:27:20,417 --> 00:27:23,753
- When the doctor was just a boy.
- Oh, well, that's terrible.
440
00:27:23,887 --> 00:27:26,790
I can't say this enough:
We're in a video game.
441
00:27:26,923 --> 00:27:29,494
You must recover the jewel
from Jurgen the Brutal
442
00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:31,094
and show it to the sun.
443
00:27:31,228 --> 00:27:33,964
He's making his way north
across the desert now.
444
00:27:34,097 --> 00:27:36,933
Jurgen the Brutal.
Is that Barbara's boy?
445
00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:39,302
And remember, the goal
is to recover the loot.
446
00:27:39,436 --> 00:27:41,304
To wrest it from
the hands of the brute.
447
00:27:41,438 --> 00:27:42,973
And if you wish
to leave the game,
448
00:27:43,106 --> 00:27:45,408
you must save Jumanji
and call out its name.
449
00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:48,912
Excuse me. Who is Jumanji?
450
00:27:49,045 --> 00:27:52,449
Well, if I was listening
correctly, that is her sister.
451
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,984
Here's your map.
452
00:27:55,719 --> 00:27:58,455
Find an oasis and follow
the flame to the desert fruit.
453
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:00,423
- Huh?
- I can't land here,
454
00:28:00,558 --> 00:28:02,125
so you're going
to have to drop in.
455
00:28:02,259 --> 00:28:03,660
- What?
- No, no. Nigel...
456
00:28:03,793 --> 00:28:05,362
- I'll get as low as I can.
- Hold on.
457
00:28:05,496 --> 00:28:06,830
- Get ready.
- What do you mean?
458
00:28:06,963 --> 00:28:07,831
We don't have parachutes.
459
00:28:07,964 --> 00:28:09,266
Shouldn't we have...? Ahh!
460
00:28:09,399 --> 00:28:11,168
- What the hell?
- Good luck.
461
00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:13,136
The future of Jumanji
is in your hands.
462
00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:15,138
Why did we take a plane
if there's nowhere to land?
463
00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:16,339
And go!
464
00:28:44,134 --> 00:28:46,236
The hell, man?
465
00:28:57,481 --> 00:28:58,549
Where are we?
466
00:28:58,683 --> 00:29:00,317
Where's the jungle?
467
00:29:00,450 --> 00:29:02,219
What are we doing here?
468
00:29:02,352 --> 00:29:04,221
We've got to keep it
together, okay?
469
00:29:04,354 --> 00:29:05,690
- "Keep it together"?
- Yes.
470
00:29:05,822 --> 00:29:07,224
This is
a whole new thing.
471
00:29:07,357 --> 00:29:09,493
Nobody said we'd have to do
a whole new thing.
472
00:29:09,627 --> 00:29:12,395
And by the way, what the hell
happened to Bethany?
473
00:29:32,882 --> 00:29:35,418
So, what part of New
Hampshire is this exactly?
474
00:29:35,553 --> 00:29:37,588
We're not
in New Hampshire, Milo.
475
00:29:37,722 --> 00:29:39,624
That's right. Exactly.
Not New Hampshire.
476
00:29:39,756 --> 00:29:41,626
- You're starting to get it now?
- Nope.
477
00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:44,227
I don't have the foggiest clue
what's going on here.
478
00:29:44,361 --> 00:29:46,396
That guy kept calling me
Dr. Braverman,
479
00:29:46,530 --> 00:29:48,164
which is the name
of my orthopedist.
480
00:29:48,298 --> 00:29:50,568
I'm thinking I just had
another hip surgery
481
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,235
and now I'm coming out of it.
482
00:29:52,369 --> 00:29:55,305
Hey! Check this out!
483
00:30:00,777 --> 00:30:03,481
Okay.
We have to find Spencer.
484
00:30:03,614 --> 00:30:06,283
To do that, I think we have
to start playing the game.
485
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:09,052
I'm sure that's what he did.
We find him,
486
00:30:09,185 --> 00:30:11,888
finish the game,
and we go home.
487
00:30:12,022 --> 00:30:14,424
Ed, you okay?
488
00:30:14,558 --> 00:30:17,327
Would you look at me?
489
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:19,329
I'm back.
490
00:30:19,462 --> 00:30:21,331
I haven't looked
like this since...
491
00:30:21,464 --> 00:30:22,767
Never.
492
00:30:22,899 --> 00:30:24,968
You looked like this never.
493
00:30:25,101 --> 00:30:27,337
What? When I was younger,
I was in great shape.
494
00:30:27,470 --> 00:30:29,306
I remember you
when you were younger,
495
00:30:29,439 --> 00:30:32,643
and... this is not
what you looked like.
496
00:30:32,777 --> 00:30:34,811
I think my eyes
are a different color.
497
00:30:34,944 --> 00:30:37,180
All of you
is a different color.
498
00:30:37,314 --> 00:30:41,117
It's a good look on me,
huh? Huh?
499
00:30:41,251 --> 00:30:43,521
Okay.
They're headed north.
500
00:30:43,654 --> 00:30:45,889
- Which way is north?
- I have no idea.
501
00:30:46,022 --> 00:30:49,660
- Well, you wanna check the map?
- Right. I'm the map guy now.
502
00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:53,764
"Find an oasis and follow
the flame to the desert fruit."
503
00:30:53,897 --> 00:30:56,634
Follow the flame
to the desert fruit.
504
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,268
You know there's
nothing on that?
505
00:30:58,401 --> 00:30:59,603
He can see it,
you can't.
506
00:30:59,737 --> 00:31:01,706
Each place on the map
is a different level,
507
00:31:01,838 --> 00:31:04,174
and the levels
get harder as we go.
508
00:31:04,307 --> 00:31:06,209
This one is called...
509
00:31:06,343 --> 00:31:08,378
"Dunes."
510
00:31:08,512 --> 00:31:10,146
No shit.
511
00:31:12,516 --> 00:31:14,685
Who the hell is that?
512
00:31:19,422 --> 00:31:21,792
Oh, that's an ostrich.
513
00:31:21,925 --> 00:31:25,730
- Oh, no.
- Yes, indeed.
514
00:31:25,862 --> 00:31:29,500
That is an ostrich.
515
00:31:29,633 --> 00:31:32,570
The ostrich
is a flightless bird,
516
00:31:32,703 --> 00:31:34,938
one of 60 species.
517
00:31:35,071 --> 00:31:39,008
You got the penguin, you got
the emu, and you got the kiwi.
518
00:31:39,142 --> 00:31:42,045
Heh, heh, funny thing is,
I don't remember knowing...
519
00:31:42,178 --> 00:31:43,714
You're a zoologist.
520
00:31:43,848 --> 00:31:45,882
I was a zoologist last time.
It's important.
521
00:31:46,015 --> 00:31:48,184
Maybe if we could get through
this quicker.
522
00:31:48,318 --> 00:31:53,223
Well, another thing is, they can
run up to 45 miles per hour,
523
00:31:53,356 --> 00:31:56,993
which makes them the world's
fastest two-legged animal.
524
00:31:57,127 --> 00:31:59,730
Did you know that?
Fascinating.
525
00:32:01,565 --> 00:32:05,101
- What a magnificent creature.
- We should get out of here.
526
00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:08,371
What else do you know?
527
00:32:08,506 --> 00:32:10,073
Here's another
interesting fact.
528
00:32:11,575 --> 00:32:14,077
They have three stomachs.
How about that?
529
00:32:15,378 --> 00:32:18,616
Ah! Come on.
Beat it!
530
00:32:18,749 --> 00:32:20,383
Don't get so close.
531
00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:23,788
Just a bird, okay? Come on,
get moving. Get out of here.
532
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,222
- Anything else we need to know?
- Beat it, bird.
533
00:32:26,356 --> 00:32:28,626
Another interesting thing
about the ostrich...
534
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,728
I said scram,
you stupid bird!
535
00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:32,897
- ...is when threatened...
- Get out of here!
536
00:32:33,062 --> 00:32:34,498
...they attack.
537
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,903
Oh, my!
538
00:32:40,905 --> 00:32:42,606
- Eddie! Eddie!
- Oh!
539
00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:45,241
Where's Eddie? Is he dead?
540
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,911
- Yes.
- No. Yes, he died,
541
00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:48,779
but he's fine.
542
00:32:48,913 --> 00:32:51,816
Did I just kill Eddie...
543
00:32:51,948 --> 00:32:53,818
by talking too slow...
544
00:32:55,385 --> 00:32:56,887
like he always said
I would?
545
00:33:08,131 --> 00:33:12,001
Why does everybody keep
dropping from the sky?
546
00:33:12,135 --> 00:33:16,439
Nurse, I'm gonna need to see
Dr. Braverman right now, please.
547
00:33:16,574 --> 00:33:18,909
I'm not your nurse.
Okay, listen.
548
00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:23,246
These tattoos on our arms,
that is your life count.
549
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:24,682
We each have three lives.
550
00:33:24,815 --> 00:33:27,283
You and Fridge
each have two left.
551
00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:28,953
If you lose all three,
552
00:33:29,085 --> 00:33:31,722
listen to me,
it is game over.
553
00:33:31,856 --> 00:33:35,960
- That's it. You're dead.
- Dead like... "kaputski"?
554
00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:37,393
Yes.
555
00:33:37,528 --> 00:33:38,696
Kaputski.
556
00:33:43,968 --> 00:33:45,068
What the hell is that?
557
00:33:45,201 --> 00:33:46,904
- That's not good.
- Look.
558
00:33:55,646 --> 00:33:58,949
Oh, there's one more thing
about ostriches.
559
00:33:59,082 --> 00:34:00,016
Oh, no.
560
00:34:00,149 --> 00:34:01,217
Say it!
561
00:34:01,351 --> 00:34:03,654
They travel in herds.
562
00:34:08,692 --> 00:34:10,293
We gotta get out of here!
563
00:34:10,426 --> 00:34:12,963
- Dune buggies, let's go!
- Come on, come on! Shake a leg!
564
00:34:13,096 --> 00:34:14,598
- Hey, wait.
- Why am I so slow?
565
00:34:14,732 --> 00:34:16,199
Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
566
00:34:16,332 --> 00:34:17,968
- Come on, come on!
- I'm coming, Eddie.
567
00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:19,803
- Go.
- Do you see the key anywhere?
568
00:34:19,937 --> 00:34:22,573
- Okay, how do I do this?
- I've never driven one of these!
569
00:34:26,777 --> 00:34:28,344
Maybe under the dash.
570
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,682
- Green button!
- Green button. Go.
571
00:34:31,815 --> 00:34:32,683
Go, go, go!
572
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:36,452
Go, go.
573
00:34:45,896 --> 00:34:46,964
Oh, my God!
574
00:34:59,743 --> 00:35:00,844
Go.
575
00:35:00,978 --> 00:35:03,881
You are
a terrible driver.
576
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,783
What are you talking about?
We're fine.
577
00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,117
Nobody fine. You... Oh! Oh, oh!
578
00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:11,522
Oh, no! Ahh, ahh!
579
00:35:11,655 --> 00:35:13,891
Oh, help! Oh, oh!
580
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,926
Hold on, Eddie.
Please don't let go.
581
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:18,929
Ahh! Oh! Oh, wow!
582
00:35:19,063 --> 00:35:20,564
Oh, help. Ahh!
583
00:35:26,904 --> 00:35:29,740
Help. Eddie. Oh!
584
00:35:33,109 --> 00:35:35,079
Beat it!
585
00:35:35,211 --> 00:35:36,346
Get out of here!
586
00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:41,685
I think we lost them.
587
00:35:41,819 --> 00:35:42,820
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
588
00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:00,871
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
589
00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:04,842
Oh, no.
590
00:36:10,246 --> 00:36:11,147
- Ahh!
- What do we do?
591
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,983
I don't know!
592
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,489
Get in! Hurry!
593
00:36:29,465 --> 00:36:31,001
Ha! Suckers!
594
00:36:38,341 --> 00:36:39,743
- Eddie...
- Uh-oh.
595
00:36:41,712 --> 00:36:45,149
- Oh, my...
- Whoa, whoa!
596
00:36:45,281 --> 00:36:48,152
- Oh, dude!
- Oh, dear.
597
00:36:50,521 --> 00:36:52,723
What do we do?
598
00:36:52,856 --> 00:36:53,857
What do we do?
599
00:36:58,294 --> 00:36:59,429
What are you doing?
600
00:36:59,563 --> 00:37:02,833
- Birds, birds, birds!
- Birds!
601
00:37:10,306 --> 00:37:13,376
- What the hell, man?
- They're flightless birds.
602
00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:16,880
This is a flightless
dune buggy!
603
00:37:17,014 --> 00:37:19,717
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
604
00:37:21,885 --> 00:37:23,487
No, no, no!
605
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,856
- We're not going to make it.
- We're gonna make it.
606
00:37:25,989 --> 00:37:28,058
- No, we're not!
- We're not gonna make it.
607
00:37:28,192 --> 00:37:29,358
We're gonna make it.
608
00:37:35,632 --> 00:37:37,266
We're not gonna make it.
609
00:37:47,911 --> 00:37:51,548
That was fantastic. Heh.
610
00:37:51,682 --> 00:37:53,249
- Oh, horrible driver.
- Whoo...
611
00:37:55,284 --> 00:37:58,555
Yeah, you see that, birds?
You don't mess with the kid.
612
00:37:58,689 --> 00:37:59,957
Right there!
613
00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:05,829
Did you see me?
614
00:38:05,963 --> 00:38:07,598
I was incredible.
615
00:38:07,731 --> 00:38:09,967
I mean, I saved you,
I saved you,
616
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:14,538
I saved this guy from a bird
while I was driving a car.
617
00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:17,641
I was a machine.
I was relentless.
618
00:38:17,775 --> 00:38:20,878
- I was fearless.
- Yes. Exactly. Fearless.
619
00:38:21,011 --> 00:38:24,114
That's Bravestone.
Okay, check this out.
620
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,618
Oh, goodness.
621
00:38:29,285 --> 00:38:30,419
What the hell?
622
00:38:30,554 --> 00:38:32,122
It's your strengths
and weaknesses.
623
00:38:32,256 --> 00:38:33,557
I... I mean your avatar,
624
00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:36,593
Dr. Bravestone's,
strengths and weaknesses.
625
00:38:36,727 --> 00:38:38,461
"Fearless," check.
626
00:38:38,595 --> 00:38:40,998
"Speed. Climbing."
"Boomerang"?
627
00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:43,967
"Smoldering intensity"?
628
00:38:44,101 --> 00:38:46,837
- It's this stupid face you make.
- Huh?
629
00:38:50,439 --> 00:38:51,542
There it is.
630
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:55,712
Ew! Ew! Old man.
Get it together.
631
00:38:55,846 --> 00:38:58,816
Eddie, you okay?
You having a heart attack?
632
00:38:58,949 --> 00:39:01,718
His whole left side is shutting
down. Eddie, look at me!
633
00:39:01,852 --> 00:39:04,453
- Yeah?
- There you go. Now you're back.
634
00:39:05,956 --> 00:39:07,991
"Weakness: switchblade."
635
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:10,494
Switchblade? Hey, that's new.
636
00:39:10,627 --> 00:39:12,663
Bravestone didn't
have weaknesses last time.
637
00:39:12,796 --> 00:39:14,531
Yeah,
bugged the hell out of me.
638
00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:16,200
I wonder if...
639
00:39:21,004 --> 00:39:24,608
- "Nunchucks"? That's new.
- Damn, that's a good list.
640
00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:27,678
Milo, push on your left,
like, chest area.
641
00:39:27,811 --> 00:39:30,547
- I'm sorry, what?
- Come on, man.
642
00:39:30,681 --> 00:39:32,115
Hey!
643
00:39:32,249 --> 00:39:34,318
Oh, I got one too. What...?
644
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:38,856
My. "Zoology." That's what
you were talking about earlier.
645
00:39:38,989 --> 00:39:40,157
- Yes. Exactly.
- Yes.
646
00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:41,892
Your avatar is a zoologist.
647
00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:45,829
You know, my nephew Maxwell
is a veterinarian.
648
00:39:45,963 --> 00:39:48,098
- What a fascinating...
- "Linguistics"?
649
00:39:48,232 --> 00:39:50,901
- I didn't have that last time.
- The study of languages.
650
00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:53,503
Makes sense.
He studies the entire language
651
00:39:53,637 --> 00:39:55,105
on his way to the point.
652
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,374
Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35?
653
00:39:58,508 --> 00:39:59,676
Time does fly.
654
00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:01,377
Okay, let's get it over with.
655
00:40:05,849 --> 00:40:07,383
You gotta be kidding me.
656
00:40:07,517 --> 00:40:09,853
Well, geometry is...
657
00:40:09,987 --> 00:40:11,387
- Is new.
- Yeah.
658
00:40:11,521 --> 00:40:13,590
Who wouldn't wanna
be better at geometry?
659
00:40:13,724 --> 00:40:15,993
And for weaknesses,
"Endurance."
660
00:40:16,126 --> 00:40:19,930
And what else? Let's see,
"Heat, sun and sand."
661
00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,601
Shouldn't be a problem.
It's not like
662
00:40:24,735 --> 00:40:27,871
we're in the middle of
a goddamn desert or anything.
663
00:40:28,005 --> 00:40:30,574
What's the point of this guy?
Who even needs this guy?
664
00:40:30,707 --> 00:40:31,909
He can read the map.
665
00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:33,944
Easy for you to say,
you got nunchucks!
666
00:40:34,077 --> 00:40:37,281
I've been training four hours
a day for six months.
667
00:40:37,413 --> 00:40:39,182
Now look at me!
668
00:40:39,316 --> 00:40:41,785
Man, it is hot out here!
669
00:40:41,919 --> 00:40:46,657
How is this guy a character
in an adventure game?
670
00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:48,392
Okay, okay, okay.
671
00:40:48,525 --> 00:40:51,427
I gotta get this guy in shape
and build up some endurance.
672
00:40:51,561 --> 00:40:52,663
I know how to do that.
673
00:40:52,796 --> 00:40:54,398
Burpees.
Five burpees, right now.
674
00:40:54,564 --> 00:40:55,799
Get it going!
675
00:40:58,802 --> 00:41:00,637
- That's one.
- One!
676
00:41:06,476 --> 00:41:08,745
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah, come on!
677
00:41:11,048 --> 00:41:13,417
North is that way!
678
00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:27,764
You know, it's, uh...
679
00:41:27,898 --> 00:41:29,900
It's really good
to see you, Ed.
680
00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:31,435
I don't wanna hear it.
681
00:41:31,568 --> 00:41:33,770
You don't wanna hear
that it's good to see you?
682
00:41:33,904 --> 00:41:37,473
- You sold me out, Milo.
- I did not sell you out.
683
00:41:37,607 --> 00:41:39,676
We sold our business.
It was time.
684
00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:42,679
- Yeah, time for who?
- Well, it was time for me.
685
00:41:42,813 --> 00:41:44,614
Okay? Standing on my feet,
686
00:41:44,748 --> 00:41:47,117
serving a hundred plates
a night for 35 years?
687
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,052
I was done.
688
00:41:49,186 --> 00:41:51,021
I was ready, man.
689
00:41:51,154 --> 00:41:52,856
I was ready to retire.
690
00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:54,224
I'm done talking!
691
00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:10,807
"The Oasis."
692
00:42:13,377 --> 00:42:15,212
I guess
that's the next level.
693
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:18,648
Huh?
694
00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:21,952
The next level
of the game.
695
00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:23,320
We're in
a game?
696
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,555
Oh. Yes, Grandpa Eddie,
we are in a game.
697
00:42:25,689 --> 00:42:26,957
You can't be
serious.
698
00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:28,458
Did you know
about this?
699
00:42:28,592 --> 00:42:30,527
I thought
you were done talking.
700
00:42:42,672 --> 00:42:44,574
- Bethany?
- Yep.
701
00:42:45,876 --> 00:42:48,211
- My name's Bethany too.
- Really?
702
00:42:48,345 --> 00:42:50,447
Daddy, her name's Bethany too.
703
00:42:55,419 --> 00:42:57,387
Sure is, sweetie.
704
00:42:57,522 --> 00:42:59,623
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
705
00:43:02,926 --> 00:43:04,529
Sure, yeah. Uh, come in.
706
00:43:05,762 --> 00:43:06,797
I'm sorry, I just...
707
00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:08,365
I didn't know
where else to go.
708
00:43:08,499 --> 00:43:10,200
No, no, no, it's okay.
709
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:11,902
I'm glad you came.
710
00:43:12,035 --> 00:43:15,238
Do you think you can help me
get the machine to start?
711
00:43:18,775 --> 00:43:20,210
That is so dangerous.
712
00:43:20,343 --> 00:43:21,445
I know.
713
00:43:23,413 --> 00:43:24,948
But I have to try.
714
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,553
They're my team.
715
00:43:41,932 --> 00:43:44,201
So, what exactly
are we looking for again?
716
00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:46,203
We're looking
for my grandson, genius.
717
00:43:46,336 --> 00:43:49,606
Okay, "Follow the flame
to the desert fruit."
718
00:43:52,543 --> 00:43:53,643
Look.
719
00:43:55,445 --> 00:43:56,613
They're here.
720
00:43:56,746 --> 00:43:58,315
Hyenas.
721
00:43:58,448 --> 00:44:01,118
Unusual for
their bone-crushing teeth.
722
00:44:05,055 --> 00:44:06,923
Smoke Stack.
723
00:44:07,057 --> 00:44:08,692
Where's there's smoke...
724
00:44:08,825 --> 00:44:10,927
There's fire.
725
00:44:11,061 --> 00:44:12,796
- Come on.
- Mm.
726
00:44:12,929 --> 00:44:15,465
- Boom!
- You call that a roll?
727
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,867
Not bad at all.
728
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,335
I'll bet you two more!
729
00:44:18,468 --> 00:44:21,104
Drinks! Drinks over here!
730
00:44:21,238 --> 00:44:22,272
Another round here!
731
00:44:22,405 --> 00:44:23,974
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
732
00:44:44,327 --> 00:44:46,029
I thought
you'd never come back.
733
00:44:48,832 --> 00:44:50,467
I need to talk to you.
734
00:44:52,869 --> 00:44:54,204
Absolutely.
735
00:44:55,338 --> 00:44:57,841
Not here, not now.
736
00:44:57,974 --> 00:44:59,577
Not around them.
737
00:45:05,682 --> 00:45:07,017
Leave me alone!
738
00:45:11,855 --> 00:45:12,889
Wow.
739
00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:15,725
Fiery.
740
00:45:15,859 --> 00:45:17,827
Not a real person.
741
00:45:17,961 --> 00:45:20,030
- What'd she say?
- Well, she said she thought
742
00:45:20,163 --> 00:45:23,033
I was never gonna come back,
she wants to get together later,
743
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:25,735
- and we all know what that means.
- Hiyo!
744
00:45:25,869 --> 00:45:27,837
It means that she's got
a clue for you.
745
00:45:27,971 --> 00:45:30,307
Oh, that's a coincidence.
I got a clue for her.
746
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,042
- You got a clue for her.
- Wait.
747
00:45:32,175 --> 00:45:35,078
She's your ex-girlfriend.
She's the flame.
748
00:45:35,212 --> 00:45:36,980
- "Follow the flame."
- What?
749
00:45:48,391 --> 00:45:50,260
The jewel, it's here.
750
00:46:06,376 --> 00:46:08,311
Is that the guy
that killed my parents?
751
00:46:08,445 --> 00:46:10,880
No. Well, yeah. Kind of.
752
00:46:13,450 --> 00:46:15,720
We lost a good man today.
753
00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:18,556
The very best of us.
754
00:46:20,457 --> 00:46:22,425
For Dagfinn...
755
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,761
wasn't just my hyena master.
756
00:46:26,096 --> 00:46:27,698
He was my friend.
757
00:46:27,831 --> 00:46:30,200
I loved him like a brother.
758
00:46:31,401 --> 00:46:34,437
And now he's gone.
759
00:46:34,572 --> 00:46:37,240
And his beloved hyenas
are left...
760
00:46:37,374 --> 00:46:38,908
without their master.
761
00:46:43,179 --> 00:46:44,548
Long live Dagfinn.
762
00:46:44,682 --> 00:46:47,551
Long live Dagfinn!
763
00:46:47,685 --> 00:46:49,953
Why did he have to die?
764
00:46:52,455 --> 00:46:54,659
He died because...
765
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:56,893
he made a mistake.
766
00:46:57,027 --> 00:47:00,430
He tried to steal something
quite precious from me.
767
00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:04,267
He left me no choice.
768
00:47:04,401 --> 00:47:06,303
And now...
769
00:47:06,436 --> 00:47:10,473
I feed him
to his beloved hyenas.
770
00:47:14,444 --> 00:47:16,179
- That's messed up.
- Oh!
771
00:47:16,313 --> 00:47:18,381
I loved Dagfinn!
772
00:47:20,183 --> 00:47:22,520
There's none among you
I love as much.
773
00:47:23,788 --> 00:47:25,221
And so...
774
00:47:30,293 --> 00:47:31,861
The key!
775
00:47:32,929 --> 00:47:34,699
It's gone.
776
00:47:35,766 --> 00:47:37,934
Thief!
777
00:47:38,068 --> 00:47:40,604
I got her. I got the thief.
778
00:47:40,738 --> 00:47:42,372
Wait.
779
00:47:42,506 --> 00:47:44,841
- Are you guys...? Wha...?
- Come here.
780
00:47:44,974 --> 00:47:47,478
- Catch her!
- Don't let her get away.
781
00:47:50,815 --> 00:47:53,283
Trying to steal
the key to my chest?
782
00:47:54,585 --> 00:47:56,353
Nope.
783
00:47:56,487 --> 00:47:57,521
Shake her down.
784
00:48:00,524 --> 00:48:02,225
I'm sorry, I did it.
It was my fault.
785
00:48:02,359 --> 00:48:03,893
I, uh...
786
00:48:05,328 --> 00:48:07,897
I just... I don't...
787
00:48:08,031 --> 00:48:11,067
I don't know what I was...
Oy vey.
788
00:48:11,201 --> 00:48:15,606
Uh, it's like, um...
It's like I'm hyperventilating.
789
00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:17,941
Does anyone have,
like, a eucalyptus inhaler?
790
00:48:18,074 --> 00:48:19,777
Or a brown paper bag?
791
00:48:19,909 --> 00:48:20,845
Spencer?
792
00:48:20,977 --> 00:48:22,345
Is it really hot in here?
793
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,913
You mean...?
794
00:48:24,047 --> 00:48:26,416
- That's him. Right there.
- What?
795
00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:29,587
That ain't Spencer.
Look, I know my grandson.
796
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,821
My grandson's a guy.
797
00:48:32,355 --> 00:48:33,858
Did he change his hair?
798
00:48:35,024 --> 00:48:36,993
- Cut off her head.
- Yeah!
799
00:48:37,127 --> 00:48:39,062
- Cut off her head!
- Wait, wait, wait.
800
00:48:39,195 --> 00:48:42,432
I just think, uh, maybe
don't cut off my head?
801
00:48:42,566 --> 00:48:43,433
- Oh!
- Spencer!
802
00:48:43,567 --> 00:48:44,869
- Oh, my.
- Did he just...?
803
00:48:45,001 --> 00:48:45,935
Oh, Lord.
804
00:48:48,004 --> 00:48:49,239
That's my Life Alert.
805
00:48:49,372 --> 00:48:50,841
I gotta take my pill.
806
00:48:57,648 --> 00:48:58,948
Come on!
807
00:49:00,818 --> 00:49:01,786
Spencer!
808
00:49:01,918 --> 00:49:03,654
Oh, my God, you're alive.
809
00:49:03,788 --> 00:49:05,656
What are you guys doing here?
810
00:49:05,790 --> 00:49:08,492
What are we doing here?
We came to get you, fool!
811
00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:11,629
- Bethany?
- Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it!
812
00:49:11,762 --> 00:49:13,329
What? So, um...
813
00:49:13,463 --> 00:49:15,800
Milo Walker, darling.
814
00:49:17,868 --> 00:49:19,302
Milo?
815
00:49:21,539 --> 00:49:24,107
- Spencer? Is that you, kiddo?
- Grandpa?
816
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:26,510
Guys, I found Spencer.
Here's Spencer right here.
817
00:49:26,644 --> 00:49:28,978
What are you stealing for?
818
00:49:29,112 --> 00:49:31,749
- I'm still me.
- Oh.
819
00:49:31,882 --> 00:49:32,817
Hey.
820
00:49:32,949 --> 00:49:35,653
- Hey.
- Hey.
821
00:49:40,190 --> 00:49:41,157
Come on.
822
00:49:45,462 --> 00:49:47,130
Let's go.
823
00:49:56,874 --> 00:49:59,643
Damn it, I was so close.
I had the key in my hand.
824
00:49:59,777 --> 00:50:01,978
- Why'd you stop me?
- Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
825
00:50:02,111 --> 00:50:03,747
so I grabbed you.
What do you want?
826
00:50:03,881 --> 00:50:06,216
You shouldn't have come.
I had it under control.
827
00:50:06,349 --> 00:50:08,786
Did you? It looked like
you just got murdered.
828
00:50:08,919 --> 00:50:11,555
I mean, what the hell, Spencer?
Why are you even here?
829
00:50:11,689 --> 00:50:13,156
Why did you have the game?
830
00:50:13,289 --> 00:50:16,627
We destroyed it
so that this would never happen!
831
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,496
I went back and got it, okay?
832
00:50:18,629 --> 00:50:21,832
I don't know
why I did it, but I did.
833
00:50:21,966 --> 00:50:24,635
And then last night...
834
00:50:24,768 --> 00:50:26,336
I've been in kind
of a weird place,
835
00:50:26,469 --> 00:50:28,304
and something
came over me, okay?
836
00:50:28,438 --> 00:50:30,641
And now we're all
stuck here again!
837
00:50:30,774 --> 00:50:35,445
I thought that I would be him.
Bravestone!
838
00:50:35,579 --> 00:50:37,681
I wanted to feel
like that again.
839
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,653
Like... I could do anything.
840
00:50:45,121 --> 00:50:47,558
But instead, I'm, um...
841
00:50:47,691 --> 00:50:49,527
Ming Fleetfoot.
842
00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:54,063
"Cat burglar,
pickpocket, safecracker."
843
00:50:54,197 --> 00:50:55,866
Another better character.
844
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,234
- "Weakness: pollen."
- Yeah.
845
00:50:58,368 --> 00:51:00,571
She's small and crafty
and has allergies.
846
00:51:00,704 --> 00:51:01,805
She's basically me.
847
00:51:03,007 --> 00:51:04,975
I swear, man, if we survive,
848
00:51:05,108 --> 00:51:07,277
I am gonna kill you.
849
00:51:07,410 --> 00:51:10,113
I just can't believe
you came back here on purpose.
850
00:51:10,246 --> 00:51:12,181
I'm sorry. Okay?
851
00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:15,953
I'm sorry.
852
00:51:17,253 --> 00:51:18,454
Wait!
853
00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:20,024
Oh, there she is.
854
00:51:20,156 --> 00:51:22,526
- Who?
- My ex.
855
00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,127
Okay.
856
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:25,529
Hi.
857
00:51:26,931 --> 00:51:29,767
If my husband knew
I was talking to you,
858
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:32,036
you'd be dead by morning.
859
00:51:32,168 --> 00:51:34,738
Uh, don't tell him?
860
00:51:34,872 --> 00:51:37,206
Listen to me,
Jurgen and his army
861
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:39,208
are returning to his fortress.
862
00:51:39,342 --> 00:51:42,546
There, they will meet
the Brothers Kababik.
863
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,115
He will trade the Falcon Jewel,
and an alliance will be formed.
864
00:51:46,249 --> 00:51:49,753
You must get the jewel
before that happens.
865
00:51:49,887 --> 00:51:51,354
You're our only hope,
866
00:51:51,488 --> 00:51:53,524
so you must hurry.
867
00:51:55,593 --> 00:51:56,760
Oh, my.
868
00:51:59,597 --> 00:52:01,197
- Now you must go.
- Gotta go.
869
00:52:01,331 --> 00:52:02,733
They're gonna meet
the Brothers who?
870
00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,233
The Brothers Kababik.
871
00:52:04,367 --> 00:52:06,302
- The Brothers Bababik.
- Shh!
872
00:52:06,436 --> 00:52:08,739
- Kababik?
- You must get the jewel
873
00:52:08,872 --> 00:52:10,139
before that happens.
874
00:52:10,273 --> 00:52:13,677
You are our only hope,
so you must hurry.
875
00:52:21,552 --> 00:52:24,021
I think you should explain it
to us one more time.
876
00:52:24,153 --> 00:52:25,689
- Wait a second.
- Oh!
877
00:52:25,823 --> 00:52:27,156
What about the desert fruit?
878
00:52:27,290 --> 00:52:28,492
Aren't you gonna
lead us to that?
879
00:52:28,626 --> 00:52:30,494
Now I must go...
880
00:52:30,628 --> 00:52:32,796
before Switchblade
realizes I'm gone.
881
00:52:34,498 --> 00:52:36,567
What? Switchblade?
882
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:37,668
That's his weakness.
883
00:52:39,168 --> 00:52:41,639
I love you, Dr. Bravestone.
884
00:52:42,906 --> 00:52:45,009
And I always will.
885
00:52:45,141 --> 00:52:46,944
That...
886
00:52:47,077 --> 00:52:49,145
is my curse.
887
00:52:52,716 --> 00:52:54,084
I love you too!
888
00:52:55,819 --> 00:52:57,955
Well, she seems
like a nice girl.
889
00:53:02,626 --> 00:53:04,662
We need camels.
890
00:53:04,795 --> 00:53:08,197
Okay, if we're gonna catch up
with Jurgen, we need camels.
891
00:53:08,331 --> 00:53:11,535
And we need to find the desert
fruit, whatever that is.
892
00:53:11,669 --> 00:53:14,138
"Follow the flame."
I guess we have to follow her.
893
00:53:14,270 --> 00:53:16,807
You guys follow her,
we'll go steal some camels.
894
00:53:36,627 --> 00:53:37,861
Whoa.
895
00:54:04,488 --> 00:54:06,255
"Jumanji Berry Tree."
896
00:54:06,389 --> 00:54:08,257
Jumanji berry?
897
00:54:08,391 --> 00:54:10,828
That's a desert fruit?
898
00:54:10,961 --> 00:54:13,030
I guess.
899
00:54:13,163 --> 00:54:17,134
"In the moment of need,
remember the seed."
900
00:54:17,266 --> 00:54:19,203
A little bit
of Jumanji wisdom there.
901
00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:25,976
There it is.
902
00:54:30,848 --> 00:54:33,050
Milo and I will break in
and get the camels.
903
00:54:33,183 --> 00:54:35,886
Grandpa, you stay here on
lookout. Keep a low profile.
904
00:54:36,019 --> 00:54:38,287
Got it? Low profile.
905
00:54:38,421 --> 00:54:40,256
If anyone tries
to enter the livery,
906
00:54:40,389 --> 00:54:42,926
just, I don't know,
whistle or something.
907
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:44,427
Sure thing.
908
00:54:48,732 --> 00:54:50,167
That's not when you smolder.
909
00:54:50,299 --> 00:54:52,736
It's not the moment for it.
Forget it.
910
00:54:52,870 --> 00:54:54,437
I did it.
I don't know what it was.
911
00:54:54,571 --> 00:54:56,707
Look like your stomach
is upset.
912
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,474
Like you ate something bad.
913
00:55:01,078 --> 00:55:02,445
Oh, man.
914
00:55:02,579 --> 00:55:05,082
I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
915
00:55:05,215 --> 00:55:06,917
Stealing makes me
very uncomfortable,
916
00:55:07,050 --> 00:55:10,254
which is not ideal
for a burglar.
917
00:55:32,308 --> 00:55:34,678
So the fruit
is in the tree.
918
00:55:34,812 --> 00:55:36,013
But you can't get to it
919
00:55:36,146 --> 00:55:37,614
without going through
the water
920
00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:39,216
or whatever that is.
921
00:55:39,348 --> 00:55:42,186
Get boiled or eaten by piranhas
or something.
922
00:55:46,023 --> 00:55:47,456
"Follow the flame."
923
00:55:48,959 --> 00:55:51,195
I think that's how we get there.
924
00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:54,463
But I don't know how
I'm supposed to make that jump.
925
00:55:54,598 --> 00:55:57,034
I mean, it's doable...
926
00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:59,536
but I don't have
my usual explosiveness.
927
00:56:00,604 --> 00:56:03,439
- Ugh!
- Wh... Ho! Yo!
928
00:56:03,574 --> 00:56:05,776
Ho, ho, ho! Wow!
929
00:56:14,751 --> 00:56:15,652
Yes!
930
00:56:19,122 --> 00:56:21,390
Martha! Ho!
931
00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:26,330
Martha!
932
00:56:26,462 --> 00:56:27,664
Oh...
933
00:56:31,467 --> 00:56:34,004
- Martha!
- Oh, it's really heavy.
934
00:56:35,339 --> 00:56:38,075
Ugh! You okay?
Give me your hand.
935
00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:39,375
There you go.
936
00:56:47,484 --> 00:56:49,418
Ow. Oh...
937
00:56:52,489 --> 00:56:54,091
Wait a second.
938
00:56:54,224 --> 00:56:56,260
- What...?
- The hell, man?
939
00:56:56,392 --> 00:56:58,228
Oh, my God!
940
00:56:58,362 --> 00:57:00,364
- The hell, man?
- Oh, my God.
941
00:57:03,066 --> 00:57:05,102
- Fridge?
- Yeah.
942
00:57:05,235 --> 00:57:07,004
Martha?
943
00:57:07,137 --> 00:57:08,437
Yeah.
944
00:57:14,544 --> 00:57:17,581
Hey, move along.
Nothing to see here.
945
00:57:17,714 --> 00:57:18,782
What'd you say?
946
00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:20,416
I said, keep walking, pal.
947
00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:23,120
Nothing to see here. Beat it.
948
00:57:23,253 --> 00:57:27,391
- What'd you say?
- Beat it, get out of here.
949
00:57:27,524 --> 00:57:28,792
What'd you say?
950
00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:40,904
I said, scram!
951
00:57:48,879 --> 00:57:52,950
You want a piece of me?
Yeah, come on, come on.
952
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,385
What do you got?
What do you got? Come on!
953
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:58,755
Come and get it. Yeah!
954
00:58:02,259 --> 00:58:04,227
Come on, you bastards!
955
00:58:05,295 --> 00:58:08,065
Ha, wow! Ha, ha!
956
00:58:08,198 --> 00:58:10,000
Here, camel, camel.
957
00:58:11,134 --> 00:58:12,502
Come on, let's go.
958
00:58:14,237 --> 00:58:17,274
They are proud and majestic
animals, aren't they?
959
00:58:21,378 --> 00:58:23,680
Oh, you're welcome. Heh.
960
00:58:25,782 --> 00:58:29,786
Did you...? Were you
just talking to them?
961
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,556
Um, press your menu.
Uh, it's right here.
962
00:58:35,258 --> 00:58:36,626
"Linguistics."
963
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,395
You can talk to animals.
964
00:58:38,528 --> 00:58:39,529
Yes.
965
00:58:39,663 --> 00:58:42,065
It appears that I speak camel.
966
00:58:42,199 --> 00:58:43,834
Can you ask them to
come with us and...?
967
00:58:45,268 --> 00:58:46,570
Excuse me.
968
00:58:48,305 --> 00:58:49,806
They're willing to talk.
969
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,842
Uh, they wanna know
what's in it for them
970
00:58:51,975 --> 00:58:54,311
and how much luggage we have.
971
00:58:54,444 --> 00:58:57,848
Will you look at me? Oh!
972
00:58:57,981 --> 00:59:00,485
I mean, what am I supposed
to do with this?
973
00:59:00,617 --> 00:59:02,052
You read the map.
974
00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:04,554
I don't wanna read the map.
I'm supposed to be her.
975
00:59:04,688 --> 00:59:07,624
Instead, there's actual hair
growing out of my face!
976
00:59:07,758 --> 00:59:12,062
Sorry. All bodies are beautiful,
even this one.
977
00:59:12,195 --> 00:59:13,797
Wait a second.
978
00:59:19,102 --> 00:59:23,073
- Oh, this is amazing!
- Careful.
979
00:59:23,206 --> 00:59:24,374
Fridge...
980
00:59:27,177 --> 00:59:30,113
Yo, this thing is insane!
981
00:59:30,247 --> 00:59:31,948
Be careful.
That body is not a toy.
982
00:59:32,082 --> 00:59:33,683
No, it's a machine.
983
00:59:33,817 --> 00:59:36,219
And on top of that...
984
00:59:36,353 --> 00:59:37,888
boobs.
985
00:59:38,021 --> 00:59:39,890
Touch my boobs,
and I will murder you.
986
00:59:40,023 --> 00:59:42,359
Too late. It was literally
the first thing I did.
987
00:59:42,493 --> 00:59:43,760
Ew!
988
00:59:45,595 --> 00:59:48,198
Hey, hey, don't do that.
989
00:59:48,331 --> 00:59:50,100
Let's take this berry
and go meet them.
990
00:59:50,233 --> 00:59:51,768
Relax, girl.
991
00:59:51,902 --> 00:59:54,037
I'm trying that flying
acrobat thing you did.
992
00:59:54,171 --> 00:59:55,739
- Don't. We have the berry.
- Check this out.
993
00:59:55,872 --> 00:59:57,407
- It's not necessary.
- Omaha, Omaha!
994
00:59:57,542 --> 00:59:59,109
- Hut, hut, hike!
- Wait.
995
01:00:01,745 --> 01:00:04,614
Fridge, be careful! I am telling
you, that body's a weapon.
996
01:00:04,748 --> 01:00:06,116
You don't know
what it's capable of.
997
01:00:06,249 --> 01:00:07,284
This is amazing!
998
01:00:07,417 --> 01:00:09,119
That body's a loaded gun!
999
01:00:09,252 --> 01:00:12,255
Yeah! And this gun's
about to go off!
1000
01:00:12,389 --> 01:00:14,124
Whoo... Oh!
1001
01:00:14,257 --> 01:00:16,026
Oh, my God!
1002
01:00:16,159 --> 01:00:17,794
Fridge!
1003
01:00:17,928 --> 01:00:19,296
- Come here.
- Ugh!
1004
01:00:19,429 --> 01:00:22,132
Oh, my God.
Goddamn it!
1005
01:00:22,265 --> 01:00:24,535
- Here, I got you. I got ya.
- Ugh!
1006
01:00:36,146 --> 01:00:38,982
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
1007
01:00:39,116 --> 01:00:41,184
Oh, my God, that was awful.
1008
01:00:41,318 --> 01:00:43,253
I hate being the map guy!
1009
01:00:46,456 --> 01:00:47,924
Let's get out of here.
1010
01:00:53,797 --> 01:00:55,932
Switchblade! There he is.
1011
01:00:57,367 --> 01:00:58,668
Bravestone!
1012
01:00:58,802 --> 01:01:01,171
I told you to stay
the hell away from my wife!
1013
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:08,479
- We got company.
- What did you do?
1014
01:01:08,613 --> 01:01:11,148
All right, guys, this is
the moment. We need you now.
1015
01:01:14,651 --> 01:01:18,822
Uh, they said that we can
get away out the back door.
1016
01:01:18,955 --> 01:01:21,758
- Are you talking to that camel?
- Yes.
1017
01:01:21,892 --> 01:01:23,628
That's Lucille and Hank.
1018
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,428
And Jeffrey's in the back.
1019
01:01:33,136 --> 01:01:34,738
- Hey!
- Hey.
1020
01:01:37,307 --> 01:01:39,075
- We should get going.
- What happened?
1021
01:01:39,209 --> 01:01:40,877
My grandpa beat up
45 strangers.
1022
01:01:41,011 --> 01:01:43,013
That woman's husband
is trying to kill him.
1023
01:01:43,146 --> 01:01:44,482
Mm.
1024
01:01:44,615 --> 01:01:46,016
Is that the desert fruit?
1025
01:01:46,149 --> 01:01:47,652
Yeah. It's a Jumanji berry,
1026
01:01:47,784 --> 01:01:49,986
and it weighs like 100 pounds.
1027
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,221
My grandpa will carry it.
1028
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:55,759
We should get out of here.
1029
01:01:55,892 --> 01:01:57,727
Come on, Grandpa.
Let's go.
1030
01:01:57,861 --> 01:01:59,564
- I could take them.
- What?
1031
01:01:59,696 --> 01:02:00,897
What? We escaped.
1032
01:02:01,031 --> 01:02:03,333
- I said, I could take them.
- Oh, Eddie.
1033
01:02:03,466 --> 01:02:05,468
No, Grandpa Eddie,
that's Switchblade!
1034
01:02:05,603 --> 01:02:07,672
I'm telling you,
there's a time when you run.
1035
01:02:07,804 --> 01:02:10,073
Then there's a time in life,
like now, where you stay...
1036
01:02:15,879 --> 01:02:18,516
Yeah! Yeah!
1037
01:02:18,649 --> 01:02:19,916
Switchblade! Switchblade!
1038
01:02:20,050 --> 01:02:21,718
Nice shot, Switchblade!
1039
01:02:29,993 --> 01:02:31,061
- Oh!
- Phew.
1040
01:02:38,835 --> 01:02:39,769
What?
1041
01:02:52,949 --> 01:02:55,486
We should see
Mount Zhatmire pretty soon.
1042
01:02:57,921 --> 01:03:01,758
You know, Gladys and I took
a road trip before she passed.
1043
01:03:01,891 --> 01:03:04,227
We went on a ceramics tour
1044
01:03:04,361 --> 01:03:05,862
through the Southwest.
1045
01:03:05,996 --> 01:03:08,465
I lost my restaurant
so you could drive around
1046
01:03:08,599 --> 01:03:10,701
- and look at ashtrays?
- Yes, Ed.
1047
01:03:10,867 --> 01:03:13,236
That's what you do
when you retire.
1048
01:03:13,370 --> 01:03:15,606
You explore your interests.
1049
01:03:15,740 --> 01:03:17,374
I don't have interests.
1050
01:03:17,508 --> 01:03:20,143
Guys like me, we don't retire!
1051
01:03:20,277 --> 01:03:22,279
We work,
and then we keep working,
1052
01:03:22,412 --> 01:03:24,114
and then, eventually, we die.
1053
01:03:24,247 --> 01:03:27,117
But you retired me.
You retired me.
1054
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,654
It's a wonder I lasted
as long as I did.
1055
01:03:29,786 --> 01:03:31,888
- What?
- You're a difficult man, Ed.
1056
01:03:32,022 --> 01:03:34,124
You don't abandon
your best friend, Milo.
1057
01:03:34,257 --> 01:03:37,695
When I lost the restaurant,
I lost everything!
1058
01:03:37,827 --> 01:03:38,862
You...?
1059
01:03:40,063 --> 01:03:41,931
Yes. Yes, I know he is.
1060
01:03:42,065 --> 01:03:45,168
- Are you talking to my camel?
- Yes, I'm talking to the camel.
1061
01:03:45,302 --> 01:03:48,773
And he can tell
that you're a pain in the ass.
1062
01:03:48,905 --> 01:03:51,207
My camel's taking your side?
1063
01:03:52,743 --> 01:03:54,779
And he's not your camel.
1064
01:03:54,911 --> 01:03:56,846
He's just giving you a ride.
1065
01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:00,950
Oh! Well, how about the both
of you go screw yourselves?
1066
01:04:01,084 --> 01:04:03,153
- What did you just say?
- Guys!
1067
01:04:03,286 --> 01:04:06,590
You and me, we gonna settle
this right here, right now!
1068
01:04:08,158 --> 01:04:09,826
- I'll show you.
- What are you doing?
1069
01:04:09,959 --> 01:04:12,862
- Don't worry about it.
- Milo, what are you doing?
1070
01:04:12,996 --> 01:04:15,599
Hold on. Wait, wait.
Here we go.
1071
01:04:19,804 --> 01:04:23,273
You want a piece of me, huh?
That's what you want?
1072
01:04:23,406 --> 01:04:25,942
You do not want a piece of him,
Milo, I'm telling you.
1073
01:04:26,076 --> 01:04:28,445
Oh, that's where
you're wrong, young man.
1074
01:04:28,579 --> 01:04:30,614
'Cause I do want a piece.
1075
01:04:30,748 --> 01:04:32,817
I want a big piece.
1076
01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:37,987
See, Eddie, what you don't know
is that for the last 15 years,
1077
01:04:38,121 --> 01:04:40,423
I've been studying tai chi.
1078
01:04:40,558 --> 01:04:41,925
And right now,
1079
01:04:42,058 --> 01:04:44,327
I am harnessing my chi.
1080
01:04:44,461 --> 01:04:47,531
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna whup your ass.
1081
01:04:47,665 --> 01:04:50,668
Milo, I am telling you,
this is not a good idea.
1082
01:04:54,971 --> 01:04:56,406
No!
1083
01:05:02,379 --> 01:05:04,914
Oh, dude!
1084
01:05:05,048 --> 01:05:07,217
You gotta stop
killing everybody.
1085
01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:16,861
All right, then.
1086
01:05:16,993 --> 01:05:19,730
Well, I guess that's settled.
1087
01:05:32,308 --> 01:05:34,177
The camels just stopped.
1088
01:05:38,014 --> 01:05:40,049
This is as far as they go.
1089
01:05:40,183 --> 01:05:42,486
To get to Jurgen's fortress,
they said that we can
1090
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:45,088
head down this path here
and make a right.
1091
01:05:45,221 --> 01:05:46,724
Then we're in his territory.
1092
01:05:46,857 --> 01:05:48,224
And they don't wanna
go there
1093
01:05:48,358 --> 01:05:51,294
because they
don't want to die.
1094
01:05:51,428 --> 01:05:53,497
We don't wanna die either.
1095
01:05:58,368 --> 01:06:00,838
He's the worst Bravestone
of all time.
1096
01:06:35,606 --> 01:06:38,274
So we have to get
across... this.
1097
01:06:41,846 --> 01:06:44,548
Okay, we can do this.
We can do this.
1098
01:06:44,682 --> 01:06:47,016
We have to take our time,
make careful decisions.
1099
01:06:47,150 --> 01:06:49,018
What are you talking about?
It's obvious.
1100
01:06:49,152 --> 01:06:50,521
We start on that bridge there,
1101
01:06:50,654 --> 01:06:52,857
then jump to that one
that heads to the right,
1102
01:06:52,989 --> 01:06:55,493
and then those look
like two sides of a trapezoid...
1103
01:06:56,861 --> 01:07:00,296
Geometry.
That's what it's for!
1104
01:07:00,430 --> 01:07:02,633
Maybe this character's
not totally worthless.
1105
01:07:03,968 --> 01:07:05,736
- I'll go first.
- Really?
1106
01:07:10,841 --> 01:07:12,610
You see? It's no big deal.
1107
01:07:14,645 --> 01:07:15,813
Oh.
What's going on?
1108
01:07:15,946 --> 01:07:17,848
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, no.
1109
01:07:20,484 --> 01:07:21,685
- No.
- Grandpa!
1110
01:07:25,355 --> 01:07:26,790
Ah, crap.
1111
01:07:28,191 --> 01:07:29,325
Ah, geez.
1112
01:07:30,961 --> 01:07:32,462
What the hell?
1113
01:07:35,866 --> 01:07:37,902
- It's okay. We can do this.
- Yeah?
1114
01:07:38,067 --> 01:07:39,737
It's about finding
the right timing.
1115
01:07:39,870 --> 01:07:41,639
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Follow me.
1116
01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:48,546
Come on!
1117
01:07:48,679 --> 01:07:50,380
Come on, Milo, come on!
1118
01:07:52,516 --> 01:07:55,619
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
1119
01:07:55,753 --> 01:07:57,788
- Oh! Oh, Lord.
- Here.
1120
01:07:57,922 --> 01:07:59,422
Oh, okay.
1121
01:08:05,194 --> 01:08:06,429
Hey, you guys.
1122
01:08:06,564 --> 01:08:08,599
Is that rock... moving?
1123
01:08:14,004 --> 01:08:16,172
- Oh, no.
- What?
1124
01:08:16,306 --> 01:08:18,509
Well, now, this is a problem.
1125
01:08:18,642 --> 01:08:20,778
- Come on, what is it?
- Oh, my.
1126
01:08:20,911 --> 01:08:22,947
- Spit it out!
- What is it?
1127
01:08:23,079 --> 01:08:26,082
- Tell us!
- Tell us! Milo!
1128
01:08:30,521 --> 01:08:32,188
Those are mandrills.
1129
01:08:32,322 --> 01:08:34,457
- We should go. Go, go!
- Go!
1130
01:08:38,562 --> 01:08:40,598
That one! Obtuse angle!
1131
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:44,768
Note the distinctive
and colorful pigment
1132
01:08:44,902 --> 01:08:46,904
around their face and buttocks.
1133
01:08:50,641 --> 01:08:53,309
Mandrills are the heaviest
of all monkeys.
1134
01:08:53,443 --> 01:08:57,815
Even heavier than baboons, with
which they are often confused.
1135
01:09:00,484 --> 01:09:02,285
And now head for the rhombus!
1136
01:09:02,418 --> 01:09:04,354
Come on. Hurry up.
1137
01:09:04,488 --> 01:09:05,756
- Rhombus! Rhombus!
- Come on.
1138
01:09:15,065 --> 01:09:16,600
No, Martha!
1139
01:09:16,734 --> 01:09:18,736
- You're on the wrong bridge!
- What?
1140
01:09:18,869 --> 01:09:20,303
The perpendicular one!
1141
01:09:27,578 --> 01:09:28,746
Martha!
1142
01:09:35,119 --> 01:09:36,086
Martha!
1143
01:09:39,288 --> 01:09:41,025
No!
1144
01:09:41,157 --> 01:09:44,128
No!
1145
01:09:44,260 --> 01:09:46,630
Spencer, behind you!
1146
01:09:48,966 --> 01:09:50,634
Jump!
1147
01:09:50,768 --> 01:09:53,070
Come on, I got you!
1148
01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:56,707
Spencer!
1149
01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:05,716
Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
1150
01:10:15,959 --> 01:10:18,261
Oh, no! No! Ow! Ow!
1151
01:10:18,394 --> 01:10:19,429
Get off!
1152
01:10:26,202 --> 01:10:27,971
Come on.
1153
01:10:32,976 --> 01:10:34,712
All right, bring it on.
1154
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,817
Come on, come here. Ha, ha!
1155
01:10:41,852 --> 01:10:43,319
- Grandpa!
- Ow!
1156
01:10:43,453 --> 01:10:45,489
Grandpa! Enough!
1157
01:10:45,622 --> 01:10:47,024
- Grandpa, stop!
- Yeah!
1158
01:10:47,157 --> 01:10:48,025
They're gone!
1159
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:52,029
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
1160
01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:00,971
Come on!
1161
01:11:06,877 --> 01:11:08,045
Give me your hand!
1162
01:11:08,178 --> 01:11:09,580
- What?
- Trust me!
1163
01:11:30,734 --> 01:11:32,136
Oh! Go.
1164
01:11:33,771 --> 01:11:36,607
Last one. Aim for
the center of the parabola!
1165
01:11:39,710 --> 01:11:42,880
Oh, damn. Ugh! Son of a...
1166
01:11:44,615 --> 01:11:46,250
Ow!
1167
01:11:48,585 --> 01:11:51,221
Oh! Oh! Oh!
1168
01:11:51,354 --> 01:11:53,490
- Eddie?
- Milo!
1169
01:11:53,624 --> 01:11:56,193
Eddie!
Hey, Eddie, where you going?
1170
01:11:57,326 --> 01:11:58,829
I need your help, Eddie.
1171
01:12:01,265 --> 01:12:02,431
Eddie!
1172
01:12:04,635 --> 01:12:05,602
Oh!
1173
01:12:08,238 --> 01:12:12,643
- Oh!
- Ugh.
1174
01:12:15,179 --> 01:12:17,214
Eddie! Milo!
1175
01:12:24,588 --> 01:12:25,956
Oh!
1176
01:12:38,635 --> 01:12:40,671
- Seriously?
- Later.
1177
01:12:42,072 --> 01:12:43,439
- Run!
- Run!
1178
01:13:01,457 --> 01:13:02,693
Hyah!
1179
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:19,209
Hey, guys.
1180
01:13:19,343 --> 01:13:20,577
Who the hell's this?
1181
01:13:20,711 --> 01:13:23,013
Alex, what are you doing here?
1182
01:13:23,146 --> 01:13:25,215
Bethany thought
you might need some help.
1183
01:13:25,349 --> 01:13:27,818
- Where is Bethany?
- She's right here.
1184
01:13:28,852 --> 01:13:29,987
You mean...?
1185
01:13:36,226 --> 01:13:38,427
"Oh, my God, right?
1186
01:13:38,562 --> 01:13:40,898
Like, I'm a total horse.
1187
01:13:41,031 --> 01:13:43,867
I can't believe
that we found you guys.
1188
01:13:44,001 --> 01:13:45,702
Hi."
1189
01:13:45,836 --> 01:13:48,672
Yep, that's Bethany.
Ha-ha-ha. What's up, girl?
1190
01:13:48,805 --> 01:13:49,873
Hey.
1191
01:13:50,007 --> 01:13:51,842
Oh, we brought you
some clothes.
1192
01:13:51,975 --> 01:13:53,243
You must be freezing.
1193
01:13:58,615 --> 01:14:02,119
So, uh, this horse
is a character in the game?
1194
01:14:02,252 --> 01:14:04,154
Yeah. Cyclone's his name.
1195
01:14:06,723 --> 01:14:08,258
- How's that feel?
- I don't know.
1196
01:14:08,392 --> 01:14:10,260
I sprained it pretty good.
1197
01:14:10,394 --> 01:14:11,795
Where'd you get these clothes?
1198
01:14:11,929 --> 01:14:13,997
When I realized how far
north we were going,
1199
01:14:14,131 --> 01:14:15,766
- we stopped to go shopping.
- Ah.
1200
01:14:15,899 --> 01:14:17,935
You can shop here?
How did you know that?
1201
01:14:18,068 --> 01:14:20,270
I was here for 20 years, kiddo.
1202
01:14:20,404 --> 01:14:22,339
At least I got rid
of that stupid hat.
1203
01:14:22,471 --> 01:14:24,241
Now I got this stupid hat.
1204
01:14:40,524 --> 01:14:42,125
It's something,
isn't it?
1205
01:14:43,593 --> 01:14:45,228
Yeah,
it's something.
1206
01:14:48,065 --> 01:14:50,300
You know, Eddie...
1207
01:14:50,434 --> 01:14:55,138
you didn't lose everything
when you lost the restaurant.
1208
01:14:55,272 --> 01:14:57,074
You still got a lot, man.
1209
01:15:01,778 --> 01:15:03,046
I lost my friend.
1210
01:15:06,149 --> 01:15:07,384
So did I.
1211
01:15:21,465 --> 01:15:22,833
I'm sorry, Milo.
1212
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,876
Hey, I'm sorry too, Eddie.
1213
01:15:33,010 --> 01:15:35,480
I should have tracked you down
a long time ago.
1214
01:15:37,748 --> 01:15:40,283
I'm glad you came over
for coffee.
1215
01:15:43,653 --> 01:15:45,522
What made you do it, huh?
1216
01:15:47,290 --> 01:15:48,859
I mean, why now?
1217
01:15:52,029 --> 01:15:53,330
Milo, what's going on?
1218
01:15:59,369 --> 01:16:00,505
You're sick.
1219
01:16:04,841 --> 01:16:05,842
How bad?
1220
01:16:07,744 --> 01:16:09,679
I don't have much time left.
1221
01:16:12,849 --> 01:16:15,052
Son of a bitch.
1222
01:16:15,185 --> 01:16:17,754
But I count myself lucky,
Eddie.
1223
01:16:17,888 --> 01:16:20,857
I was married
to a wonderful woman.
1224
01:16:20,991 --> 01:16:23,693
I got to live a wonderful life.
1225
01:16:23,827 --> 01:16:26,363
And not everybody
can say that.
1226
01:16:26,497 --> 01:16:29,733
That's why I wanted
to make things better with you.
1227
01:16:29,866 --> 01:16:32,202
And now that they are...
1228
01:16:32,335 --> 01:16:34,371
well, I'm...
1229
01:16:34,505 --> 01:16:36,173
I'm happy about that too.
1230
01:16:50,187 --> 01:16:53,723
Grandpa, Milo.
Come on, we gotta go.
1231
01:17:00,831 --> 01:17:02,199
"The Fortress."
1232
01:17:02,332 --> 01:17:04,434
Looks like
the last level.
1233
01:17:04,569 --> 01:17:06,903
Okay, so we, uh,
climb that mountain
1234
01:17:07,037 --> 01:17:08,338
and then we sneak in somehow.
1235
01:17:08,472 --> 01:17:09,973
Yeah,
and then we steal the jewel
1236
01:17:10,107 --> 01:17:11,842
before the Brothers Kababik
get there.
1237
01:17:11,975 --> 01:17:14,678
- And then show it to the sun?
- Sounds like a plan.
1238
01:17:14,811 --> 01:17:16,413
What?
1239
01:17:16,547 --> 01:17:19,850
I'm sorry, I think I missed
the "plan" part of the plan.
1240
01:17:19,983 --> 01:17:23,186
That last level almost killed
us all. I can barely walk.
1241
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,590
Your grandpa beats the hell
out of the wrong guy
1242
01:17:25,722 --> 01:17:28,593
or we get attacked by a bear,
what am I supposed to do?
1243
01:17:28,725 --> 01:17:30,193
I'm not gonna beat up
the wrong guy.
1244
01:17:30,327 --> 01:17:31,995
You are gonna beat up
the wrong guy!
1245
01:17:32,129 --> 01:17:33,797
You're not a good Bravestone!
1246
01:17:33,930 --> 01:17:35,500
You're too stubborn
and pissed off.
1247
01:17:35,632 --> 01:17:37,000
You keep getting us killed.
1248
01:17:37,134 --> 01:17:38,702
What the hell
you talking about?
1249
01:17:38,835 --> 01:17:40,337
And Milo...
1250
01:17:40,470 --> 01:17:42,439
And I say this
with all due respect, sir.
1251
01:17:42,573 --> 01:17:44,841
...is not a good person
to be the zoologist.
1252
01:17:44,975 --> 01:17:47,043
He talks too slow,
and by the time
1253
01:17:47,177 --> 01:17:48,812
he gets to the point,
you're dead!
1254
01:17:48,945 --> 01:17:50,280
Once again, no offense.
1255
01:17:50,413 --> 01:17:51,281
None taken.
1256
01:17:51,414 --> 01:17:52,983
And let me tell you why.
1257
01:17:53,116 --> 01:17:55,852
- Because my friend Bernard...
- You see?
1258
01:17:55,986 --> 01:17:58,054
You're a thief who's
too neurotic to steal,
1259
01:17:58,188 --> 01:17:59,856
Bethany's a horse...
1260
01:18:01,592 --> 01:18:03,860
All I know is,
we are stuck here again,
1261
01:18:03,994 --> 01:18:08,098
we are running out of lives,
and my ankle is killing me! Ahh!
1262
01:18:08,231 --> 01:18:10,100
- Oh, my God!
- Fridge!
1263
01:18:10,233 --> 01:18:12,469
Fridge! Are you okay?
1264
01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:16,139
Yo, you guys gotta see this!
1265
01:18:29,352 --> 01:18:32,289
That's what the water
looked like at the tree.
1266
01:18:32,422 --> 01:18:33,690
When we...
1267
01:18:33,823 --> 01:18:35,792
Switched bodies.
1268
01:19:17,434 --> 01:19:19,637
- Goddamn, that is cold!
- Oh!
1269
01:19:19,769 --> 01:19:23,708
Oh! Oh, man! It's freezing!
1270
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:24,975
What the hell, man?
1271
01:19:26,910 --> 01:19:28,278
Yes!
1272
01:19:28,411 --> 01:19:29,647
I missed you so much.
1273
01:19:29,779 --> 01:19:31,649
Oh, my God, you guys, hi.
1274
01:19:31,781 --> 01:19:34,485
Ahem, Spencer?
1275
01:19:35,785 --> 01:19:37,921
- Hey.
- Hey.
1276
01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:44,094
- Grandpa?
- Yeah, what?
1277
01:19:46,530 --> 01:19:47,397
Milo?
1278
01:19:50,367 --> 01:19:51,835
You should see
the size of your...
1279
01:19:51,968 --> 01:19:55,105
Phew. Damn.
1280
01:19:55,238 --> 01:19:57,274
I never thought I'd be
this happy to shrink.
1281
01:19:58,441 --> 01:19:59,644
I have never seen anything
1282
01:19:59,776 --> 01:20:00,844
quite like that before.
1283
01:20:00,977 --> 01:20:02,312
Oh, my God, it's so good
1284
01:20:02,445 --> 01:20:04,649
to be able to talk again
with words.
1285
01:20:04,781 --> 01:20:07,450
- Spencer, hi!
- Hey, Bethany.
1286
01:20:07,585 --> 01:20:09,119
We have so much
catching up to do.
1287
01:20:09,252 --> 01:20:10,621
I wanna hear about New York.
1288
01:20:10,755 --> 01:20:13,724
But it feels like this
isn't the perfect moment.
1289
01:20:13,857 --> 01:20:15,892
Right. Like, later.
1290
01:20:16,026 --> 01:20:17,160
Later.
1291
01:20:18,795 --> 01:20:21,599
- Better?
- Yeah.
1292
01:20:21,732 --> 01:20:23,266
Much.
1293
01:20:27,404 --> 01:20:29,573
I got hair! Heh, heh!
1294
01:20:29,707 --> 01:20:32,476
For the first time in 40 years.
I gotta go tell Milo.
1295
01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,645
- Be careful out there, Grandpa.
- Yeah.
1296
01:20:34,779 --> 01:20:36,146
- How's your ankle?
- Hm?
1297
01:20:36,279 --> 01:20:38,181
- Your ankle.
- It's a little sore.
1298
01:20:38,315 --> 01:20:40,250
Not as bad
as you were making it seem.
1299
01:20:40,383 --> 01:20:42,118
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
1300
01:20:42,252 --> 01:20:44,988
You were making a big deal
of it. It's not that bad.
1301
01:20:50,927 --> 01:20:52,829
Hey! Get the hell away
from that horse!
1302
01:20:52,962 --> 01:20:54,464
Freeze!
1303
01:20:54,598 --> 01:20:56,132
Milo! Hey!
1304
01:20:56,266 --> 01:20:57,768
Wait, which ankle was it?
1305
01:20:57,901 --> 01:20:59,069
- Hold it.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1306
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:00,671
Get your hands off of me!
1307
01:21:00,805 --> 01:21:02,972
Hey! I'm with you, Milo.
1308
01:21:03,106 --> 01:21:04,307
I'm right here.
1309
01:21:08,244 --> 01:21:09,714
Guys, guys.
1310
01:21:10,781 --> 01:21:12,282
Eddie and Milo.
1311
01:21:12,415 --> 01:21:13,350
They got them.
1312
01:21:20,791 --> 01:21:22,359
There's ice everywhere,
1313
01:21:22,493 --> 01:21:24,729
and there's only one road in.
1314
01:21:24,861 --> 01:21:28,331
It's covered with guards.
I don't know how we'll get in.
1315
01:21:28,465 --> 01:21:30,333
Hm. Whoa!
1316
01:21:30,467 --> 01:21:33,103
Oh, okay. I see a dungeon
1317
01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:34,572
at the top of this ice wall.
1318
01:21:34,705 --> 01:21:36,940
That must be where
they're keeping your grandpa.
1319
01:21:37,073 --> 01:21:39,543
And Milo is probably
in this, like, barn thing
1320
01:21:39,677 --> 01:21:41,679
all the way
on the other side of the place.
1321
01:21:41,812 --> 01:21:43,913
Okay. We gotta split up.
1322
01:21:44,047 --> 01:21:46,617
One team goes to get Milo,
the other busts out Grandpa.
1323
01:21:46,751 --> 01:21:48,686
But how do we get in?
1324
01:21:48,819 --> 01:21:50,186
Fridge, do you have
1325
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:52,857
any ice-climbing equipment
in your backpack?
1326
01:21:54,924 --> 01:21:56,893
You mean something like this?
1327
01:21:57,026 --> 01:21:59,563
- Just like that.
- See?
1328
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:01,766
That's why
I'm the backpack guy.
1329
01:22:01,898 --> 01:22:03,734
- That's why.
- Yeah. You're great at that.
1330
01:22:03,868 --> 01:22:05,402
Yeah, I know.
1331
01:22:05,536 --> 01:22:08,238
Martha,
will you come with me?
1332
01:22:08,371 --> 01:22:10,073
Of course.
1333
01:22:20,216 --> 01:22:23,119
I forgot
what this part feels like.
1334
01:22:23,253 --> 01:22:24,954
It's scary.
1335
01:22:26,156 --> 01:22:28,391
- Yeah.
- Hey.
1336
01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:31,361
We can do it.
This team can do anything.
1337
01:22:32,929 --> 01:22:34,431
Nobody knows that
better than me.
1338
01:22:34,565 --> 01:22:38,201
- Yeah.
- Come on, you guys.
1339
01:22:38,334 --> 01:22:39,537
Bring it in.
1340
01:22:43,406 --> 01:22:44,941
Be aggressive.
1341
01:22:45,074 --> 01:22:46,477
Be, be aggressive.
1342
01:22:46,610 --> 01:22:47,912
Be aggressive.
1343
01:22:48,044 --> 01:22:50,413
Be, be aggressive.
Come on, guys.
1344
01:22:50,548 --> 01:22:52,382
That's not what
I thought this was. No.
1345
01:22:52,516 --> 01:22:53,450
We should just go.
1346
01:22:53,584 --> 01:22:55,985
Okay, just... Go, team.
1347
01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:12,803
Okay.
1348
01:23:12,937 --> 01:23:14,672
I'm gonna try
to sneak in with them.
1349
01:23:14,805 --> 01:23:17,741
In this outfit, I might be able
to pass. You guys stay here...
1350
01:23:17,875 --> 01:23:19,543
What? No way.
1351
01:23:19,677 --> 01:23:21,044
Now's the moment. Stay here.
1352
01:23:21,177 --> 01:23:23,514
- Alex, no!
- Go. Good luck, Alex.
1353
01:23:26,684 --> 01:23:27,984
Come on.
1354
01:23:28,117 --> 01:23:30,320
What are you talking about,
"Come on"? Bethany.
1355
01:23:30,453 --> 01:23:31,622
Bethany!
1356
01:23:35,091 --> 01:23:36,961
Turn right.
1357
01:23:53,511 --> 01:23:56,012
You there. Stay where you are.
1358
01:23:56,145 --> 01:23:57,481
Who, us?
1359
01:23:57,615 --> 01:24:00,518
Are you the Brothers Kababik?
1360
01:24:00,651 --> 01:24:04,320
- Are we the who?
- Are you the Brothers Kababik?
1361
01:24:04,454 --> 01:24:06,055
Yes.
1362
01:24:06,189 --> 01:24:08,391
We are them. It is we. Us.
1363
01:24:08,526 --> 01:24:12,428
We are the Brothers Cadabra...
Kadabrik.
1364
01:24:12,563 --> 01:24:14,397
He is one brother,
1365
01:24:14,532 --> 01:24:18,201
and I am the other brother.
1366
01:24:18,334 --> 01:24:21,271
We... We got different mothers.
1367
01:24:21,404 --> 01:24:25,709
But we, uh... We came to get
the thing that we came to get.
1368
01:24:28,177 --> 01:24:29,480
Brothers Kababik,
1369
01:24:29,613 --> 01:24:31,381
on behalf of Jurgen the Brutal,
1370
01:24:31,515 --> 01:24:33,817
welcome to Zhatmire Stronghold.
1371
01:24:33,951 --> 01:24:35,853
Ah, thank you.
1372
01:24:54,705 --> 01:24:57,708
There's something
I have to ask you.
1373
01:24:57,841 --> 01:24:59,208
Okay.
1374
01:24:59,342 --> 01:25:02,178
Why didn't you come visit
when you were supposed to?
1375
01:25:02,312 --> 01:25:04,014
You canceled the first time,
1376
01:25:04,147 --> 01:25:06,850
then you were gonna come
for Halloween. You cancel again.
1377
01:25:06,984 --> 01:25:08,552
Then the next time
I hear from you,
1378
01:25:08,686 --> 01:25:10,554
you tell me
we should take a break?
1379
01:25:13,891 --> 01:25:17,061
It's just... I saw all
your pictures on Instagram,
1380
01:25:17,193 --> 01:25:20,096
and you looked like you
were having so much fun, and...
1381
01:25:20,229 --> 01:25:23,667
I just got really insecure
or something.
1382
01:25:23,801 --> 01:25:27,037
Like I wasn't the guy
I thought I was.
1383
01:25:27,170 --> 01:25:29,807
Or I wasn't the guy
you thought I was.
1384
01:25:29,940 --> 01:25:32,241
Which would be even worse.
1385
01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:35,579
Spencer,
do you think I'm not...
1386
01:25:35,713 --> 01:25:38,616
totally terrified
all the time?
1387
01:25:38,749 --> 01:25:40,618
I got to school,
and suddenly,
1388
01:25:40,751 --> 01:25:44,688
for the first time ever,
people really liked me.
1389
01:25:44,822 --> 01:25:46,790
But I'm always thinking that...
1390
01:25:46,924 --> 01:25:49,125
I don't know, like it's...
1391
01:25:49,258 --> 01:25:50,761
Like it's just a matter of time
1392
01:25:50,894 --> 01:25:53,964
before somebody figures out
who I really am.
1393
01:25:54,098 --> 01:25:55,331
But then I see you.
1394
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,203
And you're the person
who makes me feel good...
1395
01:26:00,336 --> 01:26:01,805
about who I really am.
1396
01:26:03,172 --> 01:26:06,376
When you're, like,
scared and insecure,
1397
01:26:06,510 --> 01:26:09,345
that's when you need
your people the most.
1398
01:26:20,423 --> 01:26:21,324
Hey, Mr. Walker.
1399
01:26:23,159 --> 01:26:24,695
Why the long face?
1400
01:26:26,830 --> 01:26:29,432
Dad joke. Sorry.
Can't help it.
1401
01:26:31,068 --> 01:26:33,871
Let's get you out of here.
1402
01:27:02,198 --> 01:27:03,399
Okay.
1403
01:27:03,534 --> 01:27:05,869
It's just an obstacle course.
1404
01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:07,571
You were good at those.
1405
01:27:23,319 --> 01:27:25,823
All right,
all right, get a room.
1406
01:27:29,660 --> 01:27:32,395
Grandpa...
let's get you out of there.
1407
01:27:32,529 --> 01:27:34,565
Here.
1408
01:27:34,698 --> 01:27:37,534
- Unh!
- Whoa.
1409
01:27:37,668 --> 01:27:39,536
Let's blow this joint, huh?
1410
01:27:39,670 --> 01:27:41,437
We still have
to find the jewel.
1411
01:27:41,572 --> 01:27:44,041
It must be in a vault
or treasure room or something.
1412
01:27:44,174 --> 01:27:46,143
Yeah, that's how
it works in these games.
1413
01:27:46,275 --> 01:27:48,311
I passed a vault
on the way up to this dump.
1414
01:27:48,444 --> 01:27:50,748
Single access,
3-foot-thick steel door.
1415
01:27:50,881 --> 01:27:53,416
Only way in is through
a grate in the ceiling.
1416
01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:05,261
Hoo... Oh. Huh.
1417
01:28:05,394 --> 01:28:07,097
I think I got it now.
1418
01:28:09,432 --> 01:28:12,268
Just stay on...
1419
01:28:12,401 --> 01:28:13,604
the raised ones.
1420
01:28:36,727 --> 01:28:39,163
Jurgen the Brutal awaits.
1421
01:28:41,430 --> 01:28:45,468
So, tell me,
which brother is which?
1422
01:28:47,971 --> 01:28:49,940
Um, how do you mean?
1423
01:28:50,073 --> 01:28:52,943
Which brother is which?
1424
01:28:53,076 --> 01:28:56,312
Which of you is Augustus
and which is Tomatoli?
1425
01:28:57,815 --> 01:29:01,585
Um... I am Augustus.
1426
01:29:02,886 --> 01:29:04,855
And I'm Tomatolik.
1427
01:29:06,223 --> 01:29:08,992
Augustus Kababik.
1428
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:11,327
The cleverest man
in all of Jumanji.
1429
01:29:12,896 --> 01:29:14,798
Yes, I'm totally that man.
1430
01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:17,668
- And Tomatoli Kababik.
- That's me.
1431
01:29:17,801 --> 01:29:20,270
The bravest eunuch.
1432
01:29:20,436 --> 01:29:23,507
- Wait a minute, what?
- Did you say, "Eunuch"?
1433
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:26,310
Tomatoli Kababik,
everyone knows the tale
1434
01:29:26,442 --> 01:29:28,946
of your great
and generous sacrifice.
1435
01:29:29,079 --> 01:29:31,181
How you gave your testicles
1436
01:29:31,315 --> 01:29:34,151
in order to save the region
from the floods.
1437
01:29:34,284 --> 01:29:35,686
There might be
a little confusion.
1438
01:29:35,819 --> 01:29:37,420
Of course.
Everybody knows the story
1439
01:29:37,554 --> 01:29:40,991
about my little brother
and his famous testicles.
1440
01:29:41,124 --> 01:29:44,393
- Wherever they may be.
- Wherever they may be.
1441
01:29:44,528 --> 01:29:47,097
All right, let's back up.
Let's go back a little bit.
1442
01:29:47,231 --> 01:29:49,365
- Let's clear some stuff up.
- He's super brave.
1443
01:29:49,499 --> 01:29:51,535
I've always been
the super clever one,
1444
01:29:51,668 --> 01:29:53,770
and he's always been
super brave.
1445
01:29:53,904 --> 01:29:56,039
- And super ball-less.
- Stop saying that!
1446
01:29:56,173 --> 01:29:58,542
- Both of my balls are right here!
- In spirit.
1447
01:29:58,675 --> 01:30:01,545
- Hey...
- They're here in spirit.
1448
01:30:02,746 --> 01:30:03,914
Always.
1449
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:05,916
Of course.
1450
01:30:06,984 --> 01:30:07,951
Right, bro?
1451
01:30:13,223 --> 01:30:15,225
Right.
1452
01:30:15,359 --> 01:30:18,128
I got no balls.
1453
01:30:23,834 --> 01:30:25,936
There's the chest.
1454
01:30:26,069 --> 01:30:28,005
Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
1455
01:30:28,138 --> 01:30:30,774
- Who, me?
- Yes. You're the cat burglar.
1456
01:30:30,908 --> 01:30:33,143
- Huh?
- Your character, Ming.
1457
01:30:33,277 --> 01:30:34,978
- Ming?
- Yes, Ming.
1458
01:30:35,112 --> 01:30:36,513
Your avatar.
That's her name.
1459
01:30:36,647 --> 01:30:38,282
In your satchel,
you have lockpicks.
1460
01:30:38,414 --> 01:30:41,051
Lockpicks?
Why would I have lockpicks?
1461
01:30:41,184 --> 01:30:43,452
Because Ming's the cat burglar.
1462
01:30:43,587 --> 01:30:45,555
Don't you think one
of you should do this?
1463
01:30:45,689 --> 01:30:47,925
- You have the skills.
- I have the skills?
1464
01:30:48,058 --> 01:30:50,627
Not you. Ming.
1465
01:30:50,761 --> 01:30:52,696
Right. Ming.
1466
01:30:54,364 --> 01:30:56,432
Please don't ask who Ming is.
1467
01:31:06,777 --> 01:31:08,278
Not bad, huh?
1468
01:31:10,113 --> 01:31:13,116
Now we just gotta figure out
how to get you out of here.
1469
01:31:23,927 --> 01:31:25,162
Shall we?
1470
01:31:27,764 --> 01:31:29,299
Huh.
1471
01:31:29,433 --> 01:31:30,801
Now, that's cool.
1472
01:31:34,771 --> 01:31:38,442
Welcome. May I offer you
a piece of cake?
1473
01:31:39,509 --> 01:31:40,811
No! No!
1474
01:31:40,944 --> 01:31:42,446
No!
1475
01:31:46,249 --> 01:31:47,617
No, thank you.
1476
01:31:58,261 --> 01:31:59,563
Steady.
1477
01:32:12,943 --> 01:32:16,747
Ha! I'd like to see
your friend Ming do that!
1478
01:32:22,052 --> 01:32:23,854
We got an issue here.
1479
01:32:26,289 --> 01:32:28,058
Oh, thank you.
1480
01:32:30,827 --> 01:32:32,429
Thank you.
1481
01:32:40,570 --> 01:32:44,141
Brothers Kababik,
I present Jurgen the Brutal.
1482
01:32:54,051 --> 01:32:55,419
At last,
1483
01:32:55,552 --> 01:32:59,022
we meet on this historic day.
1484
01:32:59,156 --> 01:33:03,326
Yes, it is so great
to meet you.
1485
01:33:03,460 --> 01:33:06,863
Your Honor, if that be
the Falcon Jewel
1486
01:33:06,997 --> 01:33:11,034
upon your thick and meaty neck,
1487
01:33:11,168 --> 01:33:13,336
perhaps we should...
1488
01:33:13,470 --> 01:33:15,005
take it.
1489
01:33:15,138 --> 01:33:19,409
Today we forge
an unbreakable alliance.
1490
01:33:19,544 --> 01:33:22,012
Your family will join me,
1491
01:33:22,145 --> 01:33:26,783
and land by land,
we'll take the world.
1492
01:33:26,917 --> 01:33:30,287
So I ask, on this historic day,
1493
01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:31,955
where is she?
1494
01:33:33,524 --> 01:33:35,959
- Uh, where's who?
- Who you talking about?
1495
01:33:36,093 --> 01:33:37,894
Your sister.
1496
01:33:38,028 --> 01:33:39,696
Soon to be my bride.
1497
01:33:43,133 --> 01:33:48,004
You know what? I think that
there's been a misunderstanding.
1498
01:33:48,138 --> 01:33:49,940
Where is your sister?
1499
01:33:52,909 --> 01:33:55,345
Which sister were
we talking about?
1500
01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:59,249
Debbie or... Brooke?
1501
01:33:59,382 --> 01:34:01,318
Or Sierra?
1502
01:34:01,451 --> 01:34:05,122
Where is your sister?
1503
01:34:07,224 --> 01:34:09,626
She's getting ready,
back at the hotel.
1504
01:34:09,759 --> 01:34:12,129
She's doing what brides do
on their wedding day.
1505
01:34:12,262 --> 01:34:16,166
Hanging with the girls, getting
her hair done, mani-pedi.
1506
01:34:18,735 --> 01:34:21,539
If you come here
without your sister...
1507
01:34:24,307 --> 01:34:26,376
I just might have
to cut off your heads.
1508
01:34:26,511 --> 01:34:28,678
- Oh, no! No, no, no. Don't.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
1509
01:34:28,812 --> 01:34:30,313
- God, no.
- Hey, get off!
1510
01:34:30,447 --> 01:34:33,984
- No. No.
- So I'll ask one last time:
1511
01:34:34,117 --> 01:34:37,320
- Getting a mani-pedi!
- Where is your sister?
1512
01:34:37,454 --> 01:34:39,222
I'm right here.
1513
01:34:47,297 --> 01:34:50,467
Gwendolyn Hortencia
Lewelda Kababik?
1514
01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:51,602
Is that you?
1515
01:34:51,735 --> 01:34:54,204
Um, yes.
1516
01:34:54,337 --> 01:34:55,472
That is me.
1517
01:34:56,740 --> 01:34:58,108
Now, please,
1518
01:34:58,241 --> 01:35:01,878
O Brutal One,
release my brothers.
1519
01:35:05,115 --> 01:35:07,384
And is it your
intention, on this day,
1520
01:35:07,518 --> 01:35:11,454
at this hour, to wed
Jurgen the Brutal of Zhatmire?
1521
01:35:13,123 --> 01:35:15,292
Yep. That's my plan.
1522
01:35:15,425 --> 01:35:18,161
And is it your intention
to mother his children
1523
01:35:18,295 --> 01:35:21,298
and forge in blood
this union with your family?
1524
01:35:23,366 --> 01:35:24,401
Yes.
1525
01:35:24,535 --> 01:35:26,537
Gwendolyn Kababik...
1526
01:35:26,671 --> 01:35:28,539
known throughout the world
1527
01:35:28,673 --> 01:35:31,374
for your beauty and cunning.
1528
01:35:31,509 --> 01:35:35,011
And now you're mine.
1529
01:35:38,181 --> 01:35:42,587
Um... May I hold
the Falcon Jewel?
1530
01:35:44,054 --> 01:35:46,756
Of course, my bride.
1531
01:35:46,890 --> 01:35:48,559
Thank you.
1532
01:35:50,026 --> 01:35:50,961
Get it.
1533
01:35:54,097 --> 01:35:55,865
Jurgen the Brutal!
1534
01:35:55,999 --> 01:36:00,538
The Brothers Kababik
have been delayed in Gorek.
1535
01:36:00,671 --> 01:36:02,872
These are impostors!
1536
01:36:03,006 --> 01:36:04,709
- Impostors?
- Seize them!
1537
01:36:04,841 --> 01:36:06,644
No, no, no.
Oh, no. We can explain.
1538
01:36:06,776 --> 01:36:07,811
Oh, no, no, no.
1539
01:36:07,944 --> 01:36:09,913
I forgot to tell you one thing.
1540
01:36:12,082 --> 01:36:13,484
I have a boyfriend.
1541
01:36:25,762 --> 01:36:27,230
Get back.
Stay back.
1542
01:36:27,364 --> 01:36:29,165
- Stay away.
- Get back!
1543
01:36:29,299 --> 01:36:31,268
Get back!
1544
01:36:49,953 --> 01:36:53,790
- Get out of here!
- I will torch you, bitches.
1545
01:36:53,923 --> 01:36:55,992
I will literally
burn your face.
1546
01:37:18,114 --> 01:37:20,317
I'll meet the brothers
in Gorek.
1547
01:37:20,450 --> 01:37:21,485
Kill them all!
1548
01:37:23,987 --> 01:37:25,422
Go get him!
1549
01:37:25,556 --> 01:37:26,590
Go get the jewel!
1550
01:37:26,724 --> 01:37:28,793
Don't worry about us. Just go!
1551
01:37:30,960 --> 01:37:32,128
Backpack.
1552
01:37:34,931 --> 01:37:37,802
Get away! I know geometry.
1553
01:37:37,934 --> 01:37:41,037
I'm not messing around,
you guys. Get away!
1554
01:37:41,171 --> 01:37:43,206
Fridge, we're gonna die!
1555
01:37:54,351 --> 01:37:56,319
Anybody wanna dance
with the bride?
1556
01:39:02,653 --> 01:39:05,723
You want a piece?
Come on!
1557
01:39:11,695 --> 01:39:13,029
Nunchucks.
1558
01:39:25,341 --> 01:39:27,043
Awesome
1559
01:39:32,616 --> 01:39:33,983
We did it.
1560
01:39:34,117 --> 01:39:35,553
Let's go!
1561
01:39:44,895 --> 01:39:46,630
- Come on, come on!
- Hurry!
1562
01:39:59,810 --> 01:40:02,345
Whoa! Unh! Whoa!
1563
01:40:08,318 --> 01:40:09,854
Look!
1564
01:40:11,187 --> 01:40:12,857
- Is that Spencer?
- Oh, my God.
1565
01:41:03,541 --> 01:41:05,041
No!
1566
01:41:10,781 --> 01:41:11,682
Spencer!
1567
01:41:11,815 --> 01:41:13,149
- Oh!
- Oh!
1568
01:41:20,558 --> 01:41:22,860
Who are you?
1569
01:41:28,566 --> 01:41:30,668
I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
1570
01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:58,361
Spencer!
1571
01:42:00,396 --> 01:42:02,766
- He says to get on his back.
- Who, me?
1572
01:42:35,499 --> 01:42:37,467
Oh, no. Milo!
1573
01:42:37,601 --> 01:42:38,869
- Oh, my God.
- What's he doing?
1574
01:42:39,003 --> 01:42:40,037
Wait.
1575
01:42:41,304 --> 01:42:42,840
Milo!
1576
01:42:51,682 --> 01:42:53,117
Yeah, Milo!
1577
01:42:54,752 --> 01:42:55,986
Go!
1578
01:42:58,656 --> 01:43:00,390
We're coming, Spencer!
1579
01:43:04,327 --> 01:43:06,162
"Show it to the sun."
1580
01:43:06,295 --> 01:43:07,598
Grandpa, the jewel!
1581
01:43:07,731 --> 01:43:10,768
You gotta show it
to the sun! Get ready!
1582
01:43:17,306 --> 01:43:19,543
Come on, Milo!
1583
01:43:19,677 --> 01:43:21,812
- Go!
- Come on, come on!
1584
01:43:36,126 --> 01:43:37,728
Yeah!
1585
01:43:48,138 --> 01:43:50,140
- Call out its name.
- Call out its name.
1586
01:43:50,273 --> 01:43:51,809
Call out its name!
1587
01:43:51,942 --> 01:43:54,645
Jumanji!
1588
01:43:54,778 --> 01:43:57,881
Jumanji!
1589
01:43:58,015 --> 01:43:58,982
What'd they say?
1590
01:44:01,284 --> 01:44:02,418
Jumanji?
1591
01:44:07,558 --> 01:44:08,759
Oh!
1592
01:44:31,347 --> 01:44:34,383
- Oh!
- Yes!
1593
01:44:34,518 --> 01:44:36,319
Ha, ha, we won!
1594
01:44:36,452 --> 01:44:38,122
- We did it!
- Hey.
1595
01:44:39,422 --> 01:44:41,492
Put me down.
1596
01:44:41,625 --> 01:44:43,292
- Put me down, goddamn it. Stop!
- Okay.
1597
01:44:43,426 --> 01:44:46,096
Is this what you were
looking for? This little thing?
1598
01:44:46,230 --> 01:44:47,831
Grandpa, you guys
were incredible.
1599
01:44:47,965 --> 01:44:51,568
Yeah, that's the thing about
Milo. He's got a lot of skills.
1600
01:44:51,702 --> 01:44:52,970
Milo and Eddie.
1601
01:44:54,605 --> 01:44:55,939
Milo and Eddie.
1602
01:45:02,579 --> 01:45:05,015
Uh, what are we doing
here now?
1603
01:45:12,055 --> 01:45:13,557
Whoa!
1604
01:45:15,626 --> 01:45:17,494
Well done,
intrepid adventurers.
1605
01:45:17,628 --> 01:45:20,264
You have saved Jumanji.
Again.
1606
01:45:21,598 --> 01:45:23,066
And now,
with your permission,
1607
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:26,103
Dr. Bravestone,
I will take the jewel from here.
1608
01:45:26,236 --> 01:45:28,972
I will protect it with my life
and return it to the care
1609
01:45:29,106 --> 01:45:31,440
of the elder
at the Avian Province.
1610
01:45:31,575 --> 01:45:33,744
And so your work here is done.
1611
01:45:33,877 --> 01:45:37,681
All of Jumanji thanks you. And,
sadly, this is where we part.
1612
01:45:37,815 --> 01:45:39,315
I don't know
what's sad about it.
1613
01:45:39,448 --> 01:45:41,350
I'm ready to get
the hell out of here.
1614
01:45:45,722 --> 01:45:46,757
What?
1615
01:45:48,592 --> 01:45:50,260
Really?
1616
01:45:52,461 --> 01:45:54,463
Hey, guys, you're not gonna
believe this.
1617
01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:57,100
What'd he say?
1618
01:45:57,234 --> 01:45:59,468
- He says that he...
- He wants to stay.
1619
01:46:01,404 --> 01:46:05,441
He says somebody's gotta stay
and look after this place.
1620
01:46:05,576 --> 01:46:08,545
And that he's 75 years old
and he just learned how to fly.
1621
01:46:11,849 --> 01:46:14,251
But he won't be able
to get out.
1622
01:46:15,619 --> 01:46:16,820
He knows.
1623
01:46:20,657 --> 01:46:22,492
Oh, Milo.
1624
01:46:25,896 --> 01:46:28,866
I feel like I, uh,
just got you back.
1625
01:46:28,999 --> 01:46:30,701
Now I'm losing you for good.
1626
01:46:33,070 --> 01:46:36,573
"You're not losing me, buddy.
I'll always be with you."
1627
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:45,215
Being your partner...
1628
01:46:45,349 --> 01:46:48,952
is one of the best things
I ever got to be.
1629
01:46:51,521 --> 01:46:53,090
He says, "Thank you."
1630
01:46:53,223 --> 01:46:55,025
No, no.
1631
01:46:55,158 --> 01:46:57,060
Thank you, Milo.
1632
01:47:25,421 --> 01:47:27,124
Yes!
1633
01:47:27,257 --> 01:47:29,059
- Take care, Milo!
- Bye!
1634
01:47:29,192 --> 01:47:30,426
- Go, Milo!
- So long, Milo!
1635
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:32,229
Bye-bye, Mr. Walker!
1636
01:47:35,565 --> 01:47:37,701
That's my partner right there.
1637
01:47:43,607 --> 01:47:46,910
Everybody should be so lucky
to have a friend like Milo.
1638
01:48:02,793 --> 01:48:05,595
Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
1639
01:48:10,133 --> 01:48:11,401
Hey, guys.
1640
01:48:13,870 --> 01:48:15,939
Thanks for coming to get me.
1641
01:48:20,911 --> 01:48:23,680
You do it again, your ass
is gonna be stuck here, Spencer!
1642
01:48:23,814 --> 01:48:25,148
'Cause I'm not coming back!
1643
01:48:48,205 --> 01:48:49,573
Everybody okay?
1644
01:48:51,174 --> 01:48:52,743
Yeah.
1645
01:48:52,876 --> 01:48:54,378
Grandpa,
you okay?
1646
01:48:56,013 --> 01:48:57,748
Yeah, I'm good.
1647
01:48:59,683 --> 01:49:01,752
Holy shit.
1648
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:17,467
Strike. Square one.
Counterstrike.
1649
01:49:17,601 --> 01:49:19,069
The fat one on the bottom?
1650
01:49:19,202 --> 01:49:21,471
The fat...
No, the fat one above the R.
1651
01:49:21,605 --> 01:49:22,773
- Okay.
- Atop number two.
1652
01:49:22,906 --> 01:49:25,342
- Yeah. Yeah.
- So strike, strike.
1653
01:49:25,476 --> 01:49:27,544
- Yeah.
- Counterstrike.
1654
01:49:27,677 --> 01:49:30,347
Then kick me. O.
1655
01:49:34,551 --> 01:49:35,886
Let me tell you something.
1656
01:49:36,019 --> 01:49:39,222
- Getting old...
- I know. Getting old sucks.
1657
01:49:41,158 --> 01:49:42,559
Getting old...
1658
01:49:45,695 --> 01:49:47,097
...is a gift.
1659
01:49:49,534 --> 01:49:51,868
I forget that
sometimes.
1660
01:49:52,969 --> 01:49:54,404
But it is.
1661
01:49:58,708 --> 01:50:01,111
What more
could a guy possibly want?
1662
01:50:07,217 --> 01:50:09,119
Hey, guys.
1663
01:50:09,252 --> 01:50:11,121
How was your day?
1664
01:50:11,254 --> 01:50:13,623
It was really great.
1665
01:50:13,757 --> 01:50:15,425
Yeah.
1666
01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:18,529
Spencer taught me
how to play a video game.
1667
01:50:33,043 --> 01:50:34,411
Oh, hell, no.
1668
01:50:46,123 --> 01:50:47,691
You okay, Grandpa?
1669
01:50:50,495 --> 01:50:51,761
Yeah.
1670
01:50:51,895 --> 01:50:53,997
A lot of good memories here.
1671
01:51:05,610 --> 01:51:06,676
Eddie.
1672
01:51:06,810 --> 01:51:08,513
Eddie, is that you?
1673
01:51:08,645 --> 01:51:10,046
Nora.
1674
01:51:10,180 --> 01:51:11,948
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
1675
01:51:12,082 --> 01:51:12,949
Hey, guys.
1676
01:51:13,083 --> 01:51:14,284
- Hi.
- Hi.
1677
01:51:15,785 --> 01:51:17,187
What's up, bro?
1678
01:51:17,320 --> 01:51:19,890
So how's business?
1679
01:51:20,023 --> 01:51:21,492
Oh, you know how it is.
1680
01:51:21,626 --> 01:51:24,761
My manager quit six months
ago, moved to Philly.
1681
01:51:24,895 --> 01:51:27,464
Place has been kind of
a mess ever since.
1682
01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:31,134
It's hard to find people
who really know how to do this.
1683
01:51:31,268 --> 01:51:33,436
Oh, well...
1684
01:51:33,571 --> 01:51:35,506
I don't have to tell you this.
1685
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:37,508
Mm.
1686
01:51:39,009 --> 01:51:40,777
So you need some help
around here?
1687
01:51:42,345 --> 01:51:43,713
You mean it?
1688
01:51:43,847 --> 01:51:45,882
I mean, I...
1689
01:51:46,016 --> 01:51:47,450
I'd be honored.
1690
01:51:47,585 --> 01:51:48,985
Well...
1691
01:51:51,154 --> 01:51:52,989
It's really good
to see you, Eddie.
1692
01:51:54,257 --> 01:51:55,526
Likewise.
1693
01:52:00,197 --> 01:52:01,566
Um...
1694
01:52:05,802 --> 01:52:08,905
Um, I'm... I'm gonna take this
1695
01:52:09,039 --> 01:52:11,908
where I was going and...
1696
01:52:12,042 --> 01:52:14,177
I'll be right back.
1697
01:52:14,311 --> 01:52:16,746
You guys gotta come
to New York too.
1698
01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:19,316
Yeah, I can't wait.
1699
01:52:19,449 --> 01:52:21,985
This team, forever.
1700
01:52:22,118 --> 01:52:23,386
Forever.
1701
01:52:23,521 --> 01:52:25,288
Always.
1702
01:52:25,422 --> 01:52:27,924
Uh, always and forever?
1703
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:32,429
- Yeah, let's keep close though.
- Of course, yeah.
1704
01:52:32,563 --> 01:52:34,064
One thing.
1705
01:52:34,197 --> 01:52:35,732
Can we all agree?
1706
01:52:35,865 --> 01:52:37,635
Let's never go back there.
1707
01:52:37,767 --> 01:52:39,736
- We already agreed on that.
- That's fine.
1708
01:53:20,443 --> 01:53:21,845
Sorry it's so late.
1709
01:53:21,978 --> 01:53:23,413
Yeah, it's that time of year.
1710
01:53:23,547 --> 01:53:25,915
- Everyone's heaters are broken.
- Oh, it's no problem.
1711
01:53:26,049 --> 01:53:27,585
I'm just glad you made it.
1712
01:53:27,718 --> 01:53:29,487
The furnace
is right over here.
1713
01:53:34,592 --> 01:53:36,993
Is that
an old video game console?
1714
01:53:37,127 --> 01:53:38,895
Hm?
1715
01:53:39,029 --> 01:53:40,964
Oh, yeah, probably.
1716
01:53:41,097 --> 01:53:43,300
It belongs to my son.
1717
01:53:43,433 --> 01:53:44,901
Hm.
1718
01:53:45,035 --> 01:53:47,505
Yeah, I'm a big gamer.
1719
01:53:47,638 --> 01:53:49,472
I've never seen
anything like it.
1720
01:53:54,645 --> 01:53:56,480
Well, it looks like
it's broken.
1721
01:53:57,881 --> 01:54:00,584
Maybe you shouldn't
touch it.
1722
01:54:21,438 --> 01:54:26,438
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