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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,458 --> 00:00:27,892 (SIGHS) 2 00:00:27,893 --> 00:00:29,463 (GASPS) 3 00:00:31,463 --> 00:00:32,733 (SHRIEKS) 4 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,770 (GRUNTING) 5 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,812 (SCREAMING) 6 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,921 (CLOCK TICKING) 7 00:00:55,921 --> 00:00:58,091 (BEEPING) 8 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:01,935 (WHIRRING) 9 00:01:09,935 --> 00:01:11,941 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 10 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,609 WENDY: Walter, have you seen my tweezers? 11 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,610 (OBJECT CLATTERING) 12 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:21,380 (CLATTERS) 13 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:24,783 (SIGHS) 14 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,717 (TIMER BEEPING) 15 00:01:26,718 --> 00:01:27,985 (BEEPING STOPS) 16 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:30,022 Um, sorry. Did you need that mug? 17 00:01:31,022 --> 00:01:33,561 (SIGHS) I needed that coffee. 18 00:01:35,561 --> 00:01:36,795 So... 19 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,796 TOY: (ON SPEAKERS) Unitee. 20 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,031 What you making, bud? 21 00:01:39,031 --> 00:01:40,131 A gadget for you 22 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:41,132 to wear on patrol. 23 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:41,466 Oh. 24 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:44,101 It's the perfect tool to keep you safe. 25 00:01:44,102 --> 00:01:45,637 This button makes a really loud sound 26 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,638 to incapacitate your enemies. 27 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,439 (BEEPS) 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,440 (IMITATES SIREN WAILING) 29 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,943 (CHUCKLES) 30 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:52,077 Like that. 31 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:54,245 This one can wrap you in an inflatable hug 32 00:01:54,246 --> 00:01:56,246 so no one can hurt you. 33 00:01:54,246 --> 00:01:56,080 A-ha. 34 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:58,018 And this one is for when you're outnumbered. 35 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,853 You just hold out your hand and say, "Stop!" 36 00:02:01,854 --> 00:02:03,222 And boom! 37 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,257 Glitter cloud! 38 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,258 And the bad guys will leave you alone. 39 00:02:07,259 --> 00:02:10,461 Oh! Because glitter makes people happy? 40 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:11,963 Because the refracted light 41 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:13,632 causes the enterochromaffin cells 42 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,104 to release serotonin. 43 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,073 Yeah, glitter makes people happy. 44 00:02:21,073 --> 00:02:22,240 Let's try it out. 45 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:23,341 Remember how you told me 46 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:24,709 not to take apart your cell phone? 47 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:27,682 (GASPS) Walter Beckett, you took apart my... 48 00:02:30,682 --> 00:02:31,985 Still wanna kill me? 49 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:35,520 No. Just the opposite. 50 00:02:35,521 --> 00:02:36,455 Then it works! 51 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,288 I also wanna add some kitten visuals 52 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:40,225 to trigger the orbitofrontal cortex. 53 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,292 DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) 11-A-25, 54 00:02:41,293 --> 00:02:43,061 Code Six, 104 North. 55 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:44,195 Hon, I gotta go. 56 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:45,831 Time for my shift. 57 00:02:46,831 --> 00:02:48,466 Be good for Gram, okay? 58 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:49,934 Uh, I'll come with you. 59 00:02:49,935 --> 00:02:51,469 I can finish this on the way. 60 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,670 You won't even know I'm there. 61 00:02:53,004 --> 00:02:57,407 (CHUCKLES) What you need to do is get ready for school. 62 00:02:57,408 --> 00:03:00,078 Oh, Mom, school's boring. 63 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,614 And the kids think I'm weird. 64 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:03,915 Weird? 65 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:05,150 Hey, look at me. 66 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,785 What's wrong with weird? 67 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,787 The world needs weird. 68 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:12,392 Listen, I'm out there keeping the neighborhood safe. 69 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:16,928 But one day, your ideas... 70 00:03:16,929 --> 00:03:19,329 your gadgets... 71 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:22,466 are gonna keep the world safe. 72 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:26,874 And everybody will wish they were as weird as you. 73 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,874 You think? 74 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,711 I know. 75 00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:35,185 Now, give me a non-inflatable hug. 76 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,321 Love you, partner. 77 00:03:42,321 --> 00:03:45,959 I promise I'll always have your back. 78 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:48,128 Team Weird? 79 00:03:50,128 --> 00:03:51,245 Team Weird. 80 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,245 (PIGEON COOS) 81 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:08,746 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 82 00:04:08,747 --> 00:04:10,148 (BLOWING) 83 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:11,149 (MAN SHUDDERS) 84 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,652 Man, it's cold! 85 00:04:14,652 --> 00:04:16,421 Hey, fellas. 86 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,222 (GREETS IN JAPANESE) 87 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:19,323 (IN ENGLISH) Special Agent Lance Sterling. 88 00:04:19,324 --> 00:04:20,391 How you livin'? 89 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:21,472 (BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE) 90 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,730 Whoa, okay, okay. 91 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:25,929 Everybody good? 92 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:27,332 I'm just gonna take his gun 93 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,813 and I'm gonna toss it to that snowman. 94 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,102 And while you're both looking all confused, 95 00:04:31,103 --> 00:04:32,335 trying to figure out what's going on... 96 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,336 I'm just gonna knock you out. 97 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,375 BOTH: Huh? 98 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,375 (BOTH GROAN) 99 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,477 (PIGEON COOS) 100 00:04:40,478 --> 00:04:41,478 (EXCREMENT SPLATTERS) 101 00:04:40,478 --> 00:04:41,845 Ugh. 102 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,416 He didn't deserve that. 103 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:46,122 Rats with wings. 104 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:51,321 (ON SPEAKERS) I'm in position. 105 00:04:51,322 --> 00:04:52,892 What is your situation? 106 00:04:54,892 --> 00:04:57,162 Just getting a visual... 107 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:58,502 now. 108 00:05:04,502 --> 00:05:06,504 JOYLESS: 10 o'clock. 109 00:05:06,505 --> 00:05:08,273 LANCE: Katsu Kimura. 110 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,107 Everybody's favorite arms dealer. 111 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:13,111 JOYLESS: There. That briefcase is your objective. 112 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,280 Inside is the M9 Assassin. 113 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,381 The first semi-autonomous attack drone, 114 00:05:17,382 --> 00:05:19,383 powered by atmospheric energy. 115 00:05:19,384 --> 00:05:20,551 Never shuts down, 116 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:22,686 never stops pursuing its target. 117 00:05:22,687 --> 00:05:24,327 They stole it from our covert weapons lab. 118 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,024 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 119 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,991 Uh, Director Jenkins, 120 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:28,092 he's got incoming. 121 00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:31,362 Detecting 70 extra hostiles around the perimeter. 122 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:33,965 (SIGHS) I don't want another mess like Kyrgyzstan. 123 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:37,035 Lance, listen to me. You've got 70 yakuza incoming. 124 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,335 Stand down. 125 00:05:38,336 --> 00:05:40,338 LANCE: (SCOFFS) That's better odds than I usually get. 126 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:41,873 No! Do not engage. 127 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:44,075 This time, you need to wait for the backup team. 128 00:05:44,076 --> 00:05:45,978 (SCOFFS) Team? 129 00:05:46,978 --> 00:05:48,046 I fly solo. 130 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,047 Wait. Lance, listen to... 131 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,684 (STATIC FEEDBACK) 132 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,019 (CLEARS THROAT) I think he cut off... 133 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:55,019 - I get it! - Yeah, great, 134 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,920 That's right. Sorry. 135 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,354 (JOYLESS SIGHS) 136 00:05:57,355 --> 00:05:59,595 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 137 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:03,895 (LAUGHS) 138 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,896 (GROANS) 139 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,196 (THUDS) 140 00:06:05,197 --> 00:06:06,735 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING CONTINUES) 141 00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:11,736 (EXCLAIMS) 142 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,737 (YELLING) 143 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,511 (CHOKING) 144 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,511 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 145 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:23,997 LANCE: Huh. 146 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,206 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 147 00:06:48,206 --> 00:06:49,806 LANCE: Uh-oh. 148 00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:52,178 Guess it's time to introduce myself. 149 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:55,249 (BEEPING) 150 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:59,049 Huh? (YELLS) 151 00:06:59,050 --> 00:07:00,098 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 152 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:14,406 (SCREAMING) 153 00:07:22,406 --> 00:07:23,540 You know how you can tell 154 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:25,342 when you're the world's greatest spy? 155 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:27,845 (GROANS FRUSTRATEDLY) Sterling. 156 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:29,379 Lance Sterling. 157 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:30,583 Everyone knows the name. 158 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:32,583 I'mma need that case. 159 00:07:33,552 --> 00:07:34,552 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 160 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:37,888 (GRUNTS) 161 00:07:37,889 --> 00:07:39,957 (YELLING) 162 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:42,693 (GROANS) 163 00:07:42,694 --> 00:07:46,364 (CHUCKLES) Just 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve... 164 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,898 and then look at your boy. 165 00:07:47,899 --> 00:07:49,501 Sleepy night-night. (CHUCKLES) 166 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,305 Hey, you mind giving me a hand? 167 00:07:54,305 --> 00:07:55,873 (SCOFFS) 168 00:07:55,874 --> 00:07:57,308 Hey, come on. 169 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:58,349 What was it? The hand joke? 170 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:01,178 (WHIRRING) 171 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:07,818 (LANCE GRUNTS) 172 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:09,386 (CHOKING) 173 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,723 You don't remember me, do you? 174 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,323 What can I say? I meet a lot of bad guys. 175 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:20,166 I'm gonna show you pain that you can't imagine. 176 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,532 (LANCE GRUNTS) 177 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:23,533 - (YELLS) - (LANCE GASPS) 178 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,551 (ALL YELLING) 179 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,787 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 180 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:45,092 (GRUNTS) I don't think that subtitle was in my favor. 181 00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:49,729 Okay. Oh, okay. 182 00:08:50,729 --> 00:08:53,564 You wanna do it the hard way? Let's go, then. 183 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:55,105 Let's do it the hard way. 184 00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:01,305 (ALL YELLING) 185 00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:02,912 It's about to get messy. 186 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,780 (CAT MEOWING) 187 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,283 ALL: Aw. 188 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:12,883 What the... 189 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:14,451 (COOS) 190 00:09:14,452 --> 00:09:17,591 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 191 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:19,591 (LANCE GASPS) 192 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,245 Ooh. 193 00:09:41,246 --> 00:09:42,246 (SCREAMS) 194 00:09:43,014 --> 00:09:44,217 (GROANING) 195 00:09:46,217 --> 00:09:48,518 (BEEPING) 196 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:50,388 Hey, don't take the loss so hard. 197 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,522 I mean, you did great. 198 00:09:51,523 --> 00:09:53,144 And you got to meet Lance Sterling. 199 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,377 (PIGEONS SQUAWKING) 200 00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:15,626 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 201 00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:10,164 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 202 00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:14,346 (ENGINE ROARING) 203 00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:31,315 GERALDINE: Next. Okay, put everything in the bin. 204 00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:33,316 Yes, come through. 205 00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:33,050 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 206 00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:34,051 Oh! He's coming. 207 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:35,552 WOMAN: Wow. Here he comes! 208 00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:36,553 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 209 00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:36,787 Yes, 210 00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:38,255 your eyes aren't deceiving you. 211 00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:39,489 Yep, it's him. 212 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:40,624 Thank you, thank you. 213 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:41,826 MAN: Looking good, Agent Sterling! 214 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,095 Hey, not looking so bad yourself. 215 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,096 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 216 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,196 Thank you. Thank you. 217 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,997 Yeah, you know what? Go ahead back to work. 218 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:49,701 Go ahead back to work. It's too much. 219 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,942 It's probably the right amount. 220 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,001 (ALL LAUGH) 221 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,302 But still go back to work. 222 00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:53,370 Still go back to work. 223 00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:55,341 You're so crazy. (CHUCKLING) 224 00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:57,407 DAVE: What's up, Sterling? 225 00:12:57,408 --> 00:12:58,542 Lucas! 226 00:12:58,543 --> 00:12:59,710 DAVE: My name's Dave. 227 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:02,513 There you go. Good to see you. 228 00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:03,580 AGENTS: Morning, sir. 229 00:13:03,581 --> 00:13:04,581 Fellas, give it to me. 230 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,017 Dude, did you see that? 231 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,317 Never wash that hand again. 232 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:09,954 I feel stronger. Like, I legit feel stronger. 233 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,955 Can I hold it? 234 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,522 Yeah. 235 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,523 LANCE: Dude from Accounting. 236 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,324 Thanks for the win, Sterling. 237 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,625 Keep my money right. Keep my money right. 238 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:16,793 Go ahead, man. All right. 239 00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:17,894 AGENT: Hey, welcome back, Lance. 240 00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:19,698 Thank you, thank you. 241 00:13:20,698 --> 00:13:22,332 (CATS MEOWING) 242 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,101 Aw, he's the most adorable agent ever! 243 00:13:25,102 --> 00:13:26,975 (SIGHS) Somebody gonna get it. 244 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,251 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 245 00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:41,356 (PANTING) 246 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,932 (BEEPS RAPIDLY) 247 00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:55,571 Oh! Agent Sterling. 248 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,702 Walter Beckett. 249 00:13:59,703 --> 00:14:00,805 TECHNICIAN: (COUGHING) Weirdo. 250 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:01,906 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 251 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,139 TOY: (ON SPEAKERS) Unitee loves you. 252 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:04,776 WALTER: All right, Unitee. 253 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,777 (BEEPS) 254 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,243 Imagine... 255 00:14:06,244 --> 00:14:10,648 a hydrothermal explosion is about to melt your face off. 256 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,081 But what's this? 257 00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:13,984 A gadget that can surround you in a pressurized pocket 258 00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:15,985 of safety? 259 00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:15,252 (BEEPS) 260 00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:17,754 "Can it work?" It hasn't yet, but maybe. 261 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:18,755 Here we go. 262 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:18,822 (TOILET FLUSHES) 263 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,659 Session number nine, test 30... Oh! 264 00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:22,994 Oh, hey, Terrance. 265 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,529 Tonight's the season finale of Hearts in Seoul. 266 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:26,697 I sent you an e-vite. 267 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,699 I, uh... (STAMMERS) 268 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,835 You just click "accept" in your... 269 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,268 Agent Sterling. 270 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:35,071 Uh... Hi, wow. Uh, Walter Beckett. 271 00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:36,739 Pleasure to meet... 272 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,441 Aw. (GASPS) 273 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,609 You used it. 274 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:42,146 You touched my stuff. 275 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,081 Okay, okay. Look, I know it's non-traditional, but... 276 00:14:45,082 --> 00:14:46,450 Feel me here, little man. 277 00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:47,918 So, I'm out there... 278 00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:50,119 and I'm saving the world, doing big things. 279 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,120 That's what I do. 280 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,522 Mmm-hmm. 281 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,324 And the way I do it... 282 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,325 is to have my things 283 00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:57,760 do the things I expect my things to do. 284 00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:58,963 Yep. Ow. 285 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,898 Like blow stuff up. 286 00:15:01,899 --> 00:15:03,367 See, out there... 287 00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:06,903 I gotta fight fire with fire. 288 00:15:06,904 --> 00:15:10,644 Because if I try to fight fire with glitter... 289 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,744 I could get my face burned off. 290 00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:15,946 But you didn't. 291 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:17,714 Because the kitty glitter worked. 292 00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:18,715 - Kitty litter? - Glitter. 293 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,651 Kitty glitter. 294 00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,954 It's scientifically proven that watching kittens... 295 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,922 causes the enterochromaffin cells 296 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:26,693 to release serotonin. 297 00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:30,060 Glitter makes people happy. 298 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,596 (SIGHS) Know what works even better? 299 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:34,163 A grenade. 300 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,564 It's kinda violent, don't you think? 301 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,935 Can't save the world with a hug, Wilson. 302 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,936 (CHUCKLES) It's Walter. 303 00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,971 And what if you could? 304 00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:43,972 The inflatable hug. 305 00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:43,143 (BEEPING) 306 00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:48,346 Kind of a personal protection device I've been developing. 307 00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:51,455 (SQUEAKING) 308 00:15:57,455 --> 00:16:01,492 This is a vile waste of taxpayer dollars. 309 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,627 (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 310 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,394 (GRUNTING) 311 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:06,430 Look, I'm just saying you can do more 312 00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,199 by bringing people together... 313 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,600 than blowing them up. 314 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,134 And if I can convince you, 315 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:13,170 we can convince the whole agency. 316 00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:14,805 LANCE: There is no "we." 317 00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:15,973 Uh, Agent Sterling. Just... 318 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,974 Okay. Okay, okay. 319 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,641 Millennials. 320 00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,209 WALTER: No, wait, wait, wait. Please don't close that door. 321 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,210 Not interested. 322 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,310 (BEEPING) 323 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:21,378 Listen, you gotta hear me out. 324 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,379 Whatever it is, no. 325 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,250 (GROANS) 326 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,250 - (OBJECTS CLATTER) - Phew. Look, I've been working 327 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,351 On this thing at home, right... 328 00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:31,291 that is gonna change spying forever. 329 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,224 Imagine... 330 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,460 if I could make you, wait for it... 331 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,461 drumroll, please... 332 00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:39,864 (DRAMATICALLY) disappear. 333 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:40,931 Disappear? 334 00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:41,932 Yeah. 335 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,369 (DRAMATICALLY) Disappear. 336 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:45,802 Why are you saying it like that? 337 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:48,375 (DRAMATICALLY) For effect. 338 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,176 I'm totally excited about it. 339 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,177 (DEVICE BEEPS) 340 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,277 It's called 341 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,345 bio-dynamic concealment. 342 00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:57,346 (PEN WARBLING) 343 00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:57,114 Boom. Mic drop. 344 00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:59,383 Huh? Conceal this? 345 00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:00,584 (CHUCKLING) 346 00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:02,153 WALTER: I mean, you wouldn't need a bulletproof suit. 347 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,553 You wouldn't need exploding cufflinks. 348 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,554 (WHIRRING) 349 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,389 You could blend in anywhere. 350 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:07,160 What if you were totally... 351 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,259 (LANCE EXCLAIMS) 352 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,295 (SLURRING) ...invisible? 353 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,430 (GASPS) 354 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,964 Wow. Dude. 355 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,866 That's a mess. 356 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,334 (SLURRING) Don't worry yourself. 357 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:19,336 The effects, they're only temporary. 358 00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,905 All right, cool, cool. I'm gonna get outta here. 359 00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:23,576 Wait, wait, wait. (GRUNTS) 360 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:28,045 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Look, you're the world's greatest spy. 361 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,113 Nobody ever listens to my ideas 362 00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:32,149 or gives me a chance... 363 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,384 but if you did... 364 00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:35,520 together... 365 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,789 we could really make a difference. 366 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,158 "Make a difference"? 367 00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:44,194 (CHUCKLES) Boy, I am the difference. 368 00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:47,831 All I need from you is when I want a grenade... 369 00:17:47,832 --> 00:17:49,799 make me a grenade. 370 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,800 Can you do that? 371 00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:53,537 There's a better way. 372 00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,573 (SIGHS) 373 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,707 Wrong answer, Willy. 374 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,708 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 375 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:58,709 You're fired. 376 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,111 What? Wait. 377 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,688 No, no, no. Uh, please don't fire me! 378 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,792 AGENT: (SCOFFS) Weirdo. 379 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,493 Mission accomplished. 380 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:19,630 Oh, man, I'm telling you, it was one of my best. 381 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,631 (JOYLESS CLEARS THROAT) 382 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,431 I was on fire. 383 00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:25,536 Fighting, explosions, tons of witty catchphrases. 384 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:26,404 JOYLESS: Lance? 385 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,640 I had to jump through a helicopter. 386 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:30,641 (CHUCKLING) 387 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:30,874 Lance? 388 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,375 (BABBLING) 389 00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,376 Right? 390 00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,844 JOYLESS: Lance! 391 00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,845 Hmm? 392 00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,379 Please tell me 393 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,951 you have an explanation for why this is empty. 394 00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:41,852 MARCY: I know why. 395 00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,085 Because he stole it. 396 00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:44,354 JOYLESS AND LANCE: Excuse me? 397 00:18:44,355 --> 00:18:46,624 Agent Marcy Kappel, Internal Affairs. 398 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,659 Mind if my team sweeps the room? 399 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,860 Yes, I mind. 400 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,162 They call me Eyes. 401 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,963 Spectral analysis and quantum optical thermography. 402 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,101 Ears. Sound. 403 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,401 Okay. 404 00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:00,537 Hey, y'all need to ease out of my face right now. 405 00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:01,506 Whoa! Hey. 406 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,040 Weapons deactivated. Backing up. 407 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,842 Take Agent Sterling into custody. 408 00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:07,344 All right, enough! 409 00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:10,247 We're talking about my top agent here. 410 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:11,250 I trust this man. 411 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,519 The only thing we can trust is the facts. 412 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,953 Eyes? 413 00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:19,589 A surveillance camera in Tokyo 414 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,310 picked this up two hours after your mission. 415 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:26,029 MAN: Stop right there. 416 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:26,066 (WHOOSHES) 417 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,711 (MAN SCREAMS) 418 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,711 Lance? 419 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,077 Joy. 420 00:19:41,078 --> 00:19:42,379 His heart rate just spiked. 421 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,881 That's because it isn't me. 422 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,415 Vocal patterns is all off the hook. 423 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:46,549 This has to be wrong. 424 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,684 This is wrong! I didn't... 425 00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:51,922 Look, there was a guy with a robot hand. 426 00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,289 He stole the Assassin, 427 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:55,692 and he scanned my face to frame me. 428 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,126 That sounds plausible, 429 00:19:57,127 --> 00:19:58,687 and not like something you just made up. 430 00:19:59,029 --> 00:20:00,697 Sounds a little Scooby-Doo, bro. 431 00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:01,566 It isn't me! 432 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,666 Okay, so, just to be clear... 433 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:07,237 there's a man with a robot hand and Lance's face 434 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,272 who took the M9 Assassin. 435 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,441 We all feel good about that? 436 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,311 Okay, case closed. Let's go home. 437 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,411 You know what? 438 00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:15,578 There's a bad guy 439 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:16,579 who needs to be stopped. 440 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,748 (CLICKS) 441 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,883 Couldn't agree more. 442 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,785 Huh. You're good. 443 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:23,021 Lance, just cooperate. 444 00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:25,956 Didn't see that coming, did you? 445 00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:27,591 Did you see that coming? 446 00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:28,596 (BEEPING) 447 00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,465 He's running. Why do they always run? 448 00:20:34,465 --> 00:20:35,568 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 449 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:39,568 (EXHALES) 450 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:39,469 Off to save the world again? 451 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,070 Uh, yeah, you, too. You, too. 452 00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:42,071 'Sup, Sterling? 453 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:43,406 All good, all good. 454 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:45,407 (MAN GRUNTS) 455 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:45,041 Sorry. 456 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:46,042 Sterling! 457 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:46,913 (SIGHS) 458 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,814 Now. 459 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,145 AGENT: (ON RADIO) Northwest corner. 460 00:20:50,146 --> 00:20:51,146 Got him. 461 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,252 (GRUNTING) 462 00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:56,687 (SIGHS) 463 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,928 Coming through, coming through. 464 00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:00,359 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 465 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:02,461 MARCY: Security! 466 00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:05,363 Shut this place down! 467 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,429 Agent Sterling? 468 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,864 I would do what she says. 469 00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:09,510 She is very unpleasant. 470 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:20,510 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 471 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,082 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 472 00:21:59,049 --> 00:22:00,287 (ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES) 473 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,953 Agent Sterling! What's happening, man? 474 00:22:03,954 --> 00:22:06,227 I was just telling the guys about the time you... 475 00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,795 (SCREAMING ECHOES) 476 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,868 (SIREN BLARING) 477 00:22:17,868 --> 00:22:19,006 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 478 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,807 All right, Sterling. 479 00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:24,807 Think. 480 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:26,746 Think. 481 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:30,214 Somebody else knows about Robot Hand. 482 00:22:31,214 --> 00:22:33,421 (SIGHS) Who? 483 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:37,823 Kimura. 484 00:22:38,823 --> 00:22:40,557 Find Kimura. 485 00:22:40,558 --> 00:22:42,559 AUTOMATED VOICE: Tracking Katsu Kimura. 486 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,796 Wireless signal intercepted in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico. 487 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,097 You shouldn't be calling me. 488 00:22:47,098 --> 00:22:48,163 LANCE: Mexico. 489 00:22:48,164 --> 00:22:49,298 I'm trying to lay low! 490 00:22:49,299 --> 00:22:50,419 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 491 00:22:51,368 --> 00:22:52,937 (GRUNTS) 492 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,140 I need to disappear. 493 00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,646 (IMITATES WALTER) Disappear. 494 00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:03,747 Bingo. 495 00:23:03,748 --> 00:23:05,108 Hope you got your pants on, Wilbur. 496 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,034 TOY: (DISTORTED) Unitee. 497 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,672 (POWERS DOWN) 498 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,349 WALTER: (SIGHS) I miss you, Mom. 499 00:23:39,349 --> 00:23:40,922 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 500 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,922 (COOS) 501 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,530 (WOMAN CRYING ON TV) 502 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:55,310 (SPEAKING KOREAN ON TV) 503 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:07,314 (BOTH SOBBING) 504 00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:10,480 See, Lovey? 505 00:24:10,481 --> 00:24:12,549 Some dreams do come true. 506 00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:14,550 (DEVICE TRILLING) 507 00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:14,288 Oh, um... 508 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,556 (GRUNTS) Okay. 509 00:24:18,556 --> 00:24:20,800 (TRILLING CONTINUES) 510 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,867 (EXHALES) 511 00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:34,438 Commencing bio-dynamic concealment 512 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,277 test number 83, batch five. 513 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:42,278 (GASPS) Exothermic reaction. 514 00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:43,846 That's an exothermic reaction. 515 00:24:43,847 --> 00:24:47,049 Uh, Lovey, could I borrow a feather, please? 516 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,050 (COOS) 517 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,652 Thank you. 518 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,319 Here's a little something for you. 519 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,320 (COOS) 520 00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:59,563 (EXHALES) If this works, 521 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,540 they'll have to give me my job back. 522 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:12,544 No way. It worked. 523 00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:14,711 It worked. 524 00:25:14,712 --> 00:25:16,313 It worked! It worked! It worked! 525 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,514 Lovey, it worked! It worked! 526 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:18,781 I need to disappear. 527 00:25:18,782 --> 00:25:20,217 (YELLS) 528 00:25:20,218 --> 00:25:21,483 (GASPS) 529 00:25:21,484 --> 00:25:22,786 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) What... How did you... 530 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:24,488 What are you doing in my... (CLEARS THROAT) 531 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:25,623 (IN NORMAL VOICE) What's up? 532 00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:26,757 Okay, listen. 533 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,659 That next-generation concealment tech 534 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,940 you were talking about earlier... 535 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,695 you wouldn't happen to have it on hand, would you? 536 00:25:32,696 --> 00:25:35,565 Actually, I do happen to have it in hand. 537 00:25:35,566 --> 00:25:36,566 Show it to me. 538 00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:37,601 Sure. Um... 539 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:38,835 Well, can I offer you a drink? 540 00:25:38,836 --> 00:25:39,836 (GROANS) 541 00:25:38,836 --> 00:25:39,903 I got water, 542 00:25:39,904 --> 00:25:41,805 Soylent drinkable meal replacement... 543 00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:43,707 Mmm. Good. We had a drink. 544 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,985 So, what are we talking about here? 545 00:25:45,009 --> 00:25:46,009 Light-bending camo suit? 546 00:25:45,009 --> 00:25:46,677 (WHIMPERS) 547 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,812 Adaptive response silicon... (GRUNTS DISGUSTEDLY) 548 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,448 (CLICKS TONGUE) Diet stuff has a weird aftertaste. 549 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:52,614 What's the tech? 550 00:25:52,615 --> 00:25:56,519 Um... Well, you just drank it. 551 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,520 Drank what? 552 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,322 The tech. 553 00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,323 Now it's gone. Yep. 554 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,556 (EXCLAIMS) 555 00:26:00,557 --> 00:26:02,258 Why do you have a pigeon in here? 556 00:26:02,259 --> 00:26:05,595 Yeah, okay, that's just Lovey. She's my roommate. 557 00:26:05,596 --> 00:26:06,596 How am I gonna do this? 558 00:26:05,596 --> 00:26:06,729 Um, that's weird. 559 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:07,831 This is bad. No, it's not. 560 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,098 To have a pigeon in your house. 561 00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:09,099 It's amazing. 562 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,967 It's science. Here we go. 563 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,934 (BEEPING) 564 00:26:11,935 --> 00:26:13,970 You just drank an ingestible formula 565 00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:15,739 that uses a CRISPR-Cas9 genetic editor... 566 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,275 to resequence your DNA on a molecular level. 567 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:19,276 (BEEPS) 568 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:20,710 Science rocks. 569 00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:23,445 Wow! Okay, here's what I need you to do. 570 00:26:23,446 --> 00:26:25,515 Pretend like you're a normal person 571 00:26:25,516 --> 00:26:27,784 talking to a much cooler normal person. 572 00:26:27,785 --> 00:26:30,687 (EXHALES) In precisely 45 seconds, 573 00:26:30,688 --> 00:26:32,124 you will transform into... 574 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,234 a pigeon. 575 00:26:44,234 --> 00:26:45,669 I'm out. 576 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:46,903 Wait, wait, wait. 577 00:26:46,904 --> 00:26:48,172 What you're about to experience 578 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,173 is the future of espionage. 579 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,605 (GROANS) 580 00:26:49,606 --> 00:26:50,806 Okay. 581 00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:53,777 You might be experiencing some mild discomfort. 582 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:56,778 (YELLS) 583 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:56,046 Or severe. 584 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:57,047 I'll make a note of that. 585 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:57,547 (DEVICE BEEPING) 586 00:26:57,548 --> 00:26:59,149 This is because I fired you, right? 587 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,150 (OBJECTS CLATTER) 588 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,549 (LANCE GROANING) 589 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:02,451 Okay, I'm gonna walk outta here. 590 00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:03,853 Yeah, that might be hard. 591 00:27:03,854 --> 00:27:07,192 Because you're in the middle of chromothripsis. 592 00:27:08,192 --> 00:27:09,893 Okay, might pass out. 593 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,062 Oh, you're definitely gonna pass out. 594 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:14,596 Your genomes are being smashed apart... 595 00:27:14,597 --> 00:27:16,700 so they can be reassembled with pigeon DNA. 596 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:19,368 (GRUNTS) Muscle it down, Lance. 597 00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:20,770 Muscle it down. 598 00:27:20,771 --> 00:27:23,839 Oh! What did you do? What did you do? 599 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,808 WALTER: Whoa. You're entering Phase Two. 600 00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:28,809 Epigenetic modulation. 601 00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:28,111 (GROANS) 602 00:27:28,112 --> 00:27:29,880 Think of each gene as having a switch. 603 00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:32,614 And one by one, your switches are flipping to pigeon. 604 00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:35,151 Human-pigeon, human-pigeon, human-pigeon. 605 00:27:35,152 --> 00:27:37,886 (ECHOING) Human-pigeon, human-pigeon, human-pigeon. 606 00:27:37,887 --> 00:27:40,222 (GROANS) Stop with the lights! 607 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,857 Wait, look at my hand! 608 00:27:41,858 --> 00:27:45,328 What's happening to my hand? (YELLS) 609 00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:46,563 Baby hand. 610 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,204 (DISTORTED VOICE) This is the final phase! 611 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,935 (MOANS) 612 00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:55,939 This isn't so bad. (CHUCKLES) 613 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,841 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Your body is being flooded with endorphins 614 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,643 to prepare you for the immense physical pain 615 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:01,778 you're about to experience. 616 00:28:01,779 --> 00:28:04,213 Wait. Say that again. 617 00:28:04,214 --> 00:28:06,152 (SCREAMING) 618 00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:09,419 You poisoned me! 619 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,553 "Poisoned"? 620 00:28:10,554 --> 00:28:12,422 That's not even my department. 621 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:14,524 Squeeze the poison out. 622 00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:15,627 (GAGS) 623 00:28:16,627 --> 00:28:18,562 I wouldn't do that. 624 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:19,729 (DISTORTED VOICE) Three seconds. 625 00:28:19,730 --> 00:28:22,097 You're gonna be fine. Trust me. 626 00:28:22,098 --> 00:28:23,700 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Here we go. 627 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,304 (GROANING) 628 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,304 Hmm? 629 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,173 Ha! 630 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,672 What? 631 00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,141 (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 632 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,142 Whoa. That clock's fast. 633 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:33,515 (BEEPING) 634 00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:38,515 WALTER: Lance? 635 00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:41,483 Lance. 636 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,553 It worked. 637 00:28:43,554 --> 00:28:45,055 Subject's vitals are stable. 638 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,595 Inserting rectal thermometer. (GASPS) 639 00:28:51,595 --> 00:28:53,632 It's okay, buddy. 640 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:56,665 Hey, it's okay. Don't you worry. 641 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:58,367 Your good friend Walter is here. 642 00:28:58,368 --> 00:29:00,674 (SCREAMING) 643 00:29:04,674 --> 00:29:06,677 (GASPING) 644 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,178 Subject appears disoriented. 645 00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:09,979 (CLATTERS) 646 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,814 Of course I'm disoriented. 647 00:29:11,815 --> 00:29:12,815 You can talk? 648 00:29:11,815 --> 00:29:12,915 (GRUNTS) 649 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,483 Lovey, he can talk! 650 00:29:14,484 --> 00:29:15,484 It worked. 651 00:29:14,484 --> 00:29:15,585 My eyes! 652 00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:16,685 It worked. Can you believe this? 653 00:29:16,686 --> 00:29:17,754 LANCE: What did you do to my eyes? 654 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,755 Hey, Lance, look at me. 655 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,521 What did... 656 00:29:19,522 --> 00:29:20,691 (STAMMERS) Look at you? 657 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,259 I can't not look at you, Walter. 658 00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:26,930 I can see my butt and your face at the same time! 659 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,331 That is so cool! 660 00:29:28,332 --> 00:29:31,034 Fact, pigeons have 360-degree vision. 661 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,835 Now, nobody can sneak up behind you. 662 00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,836 Stop, girl. Come on. 663 00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,604 WALTER: This is so great. 664 00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:37,707 Pigeons can be found in every major city around the world... 665 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:38,941 and no one notices them. 666 00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:41,076 It's the most perfect form a spy could take. 667 00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:43,912 You better un-bird me right now. 668 00:29:43,913 --> 00:29:46,316 That's it. I'm not playing with you. Un-bird... 669 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:47,317 I'm raising my voice. 670 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:49,685 I probably shouldn't be raising my voice at you. 671 00:29:49,686 --> 00:29:50,921 I guess you could imagine 672 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,189 I'm a little stressed right now. 673 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,490 I need you to un-bird me, Walter. 674 00:29:54,491 --> 00:29:55,491 Mmm-hmm. Of course. 675 00:29:55,492 --> 00:29:57,393 I'll start working on an antidote right now. 676 00:29:57,394 --> 00:29:58,595 Start? 677 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,063 Well, the formula was purely theoretical until you... 678 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,766 You're gonna start? You don't have an antidote? 679 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,767 (COOING) 680 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,601 Stop, girl, seriously. 681 00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:05,835 Okay, okay. 682 00:30:05,836 --> 00:30:08,337 So, you birded me, and you can't un-bird me. 683 00:30:08,338 --> 00:30:11,240 Technically, you kind of birded yourself. 684 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:12,481 (CHUCKLING) I'mma hurt this boy. 685 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:14,009 I'mma hurt this boy. 686 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:14,177 WALTER: No, no, look. 687 00:30:14,178 --> 00:30:15,944 I know you're upset, but everything's okay. 688 00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:17,681 I called the Agency and told them you're here. 689 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:18,815 You did what? 690 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:19,916 No, no, no, it's okay. 691 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:20,982 I didn't tell them you're a bird. 692 00:30:20,983 --> 00:30:22,151 Although I think they're gonna 693 00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:23,952 figure that out pretty quickly. (CHUCKLES) 694 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:25,356 (GROANS) I gotta ghost. 695 00:30:26,356 --> 00:30:27,524 (GROANS) 696 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:31,560 Yeah, there may be one or two downsides to your new form. 697 00:30:31,561 --> 00:30:34,264 Webster, open the door. 698 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:36,265 (CLICKS DOORKNOB) 699 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:36,133 Okay. Okay. 700 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,268 What... Why are you running from the Agency? 701 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:40,403 Get off me! I'm running... (GROANS) 702 00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:42,905 because there's a bad guy out there with my face... 703 00:30:42,906 --> 00:30:44,272 and now I have to try to stop him 704 00:30:44,273 --> 00:30:46,576 from hurting people while being a bird. 705 00:30:46,577 --> 00:30:49,144 And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. 706 00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:51,814 You know what? You're fired again. 707 00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:52,815 Double fired! 708 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:54,918 Mmm, I don't think that's a thing. 709 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,487 LANCE: Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now. 710 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:58,723 (SIGHS) 711 00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:01,862 (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) 712 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:06,595 (SNIFFS) Okay. 713 00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:07,896 It's a wingsuit. 714 00:31:07,897 --> 00:31:09,298 How hard could it be? 715 00:31:09,299 --> 00:31:10,335 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 716 00:31:11,335 --> 00:31:13,573 Time to fly. 717 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:16,739 Nope. 718 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:18,340 You broke into the Kremlin using a napkin 719 00:31:19,009 --> 00:31:20,477 and a piece of duct tape. 720 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:24,913 You should be able to get into your own car! 721 00:31:24,914 --> 00:31:27,618 (SQUEAKING) 722 00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:30,953 (PANTING) 723 00:31:30,954 --> 00:31:33,222 Yep, yep, yep. (GRUNTS) 724 00:31:33,223 --> 00:31:34,723 (SQUEAKING) 725 00:31:34,724 --> 00:31:37,527 Got it, got it, got it... Ow! 726 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:38,864 Come on. 727 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:41,634 (PANTING) 728 00:31:43,634 --> 00:31:46,268 (PANTING) Okay, hear me out. 729 00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:48,204 Is somebody talking? I don't hear anybody talking. 730 00:31:48,205 --> 00:31:50,539 Especially somebody that's been double fired... 731 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:51,908 working on a triple fire. 732 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:53,276 I'll come with you. 733 00:31:53,277 --> 00:31:55,211 I can show you all the advantages of being a pigeon 734 00:31:55,212 --> 00:31:57,447 and how it can make you an even better spy. 735 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:59,615 And then you'll give me my job back. 736 00:31:59,616 --> 00:32:00,916 We both win. 737 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,719 All right, let me think about that. 738 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,720 (INHALES SHARPLY) No. 739 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,154 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 740 00:32:05,155 --> 00:32:07,423 Okay. Well, I suppose you have somebody else 741 00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:08,424 who has a mobile lab... 742 00:32:09,259 --> 00:32:11,626 who could turn you back into a man. 743 00:32:11,627 --> 00:32:12,761 (GROANS) 744 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:14,762 Get in the car. 745 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:14,435 You won't even know I'm here. 746 00:32:18,435 --> 00:32:20,207 (SIRENS BLARING) 747 00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:24,841 I'll just ride out here, don't worry. 748 00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:26,808 WALTER: Oh, right. My bad. 749 00:32:26,809 --> 00:32:28,344 (TIRES SCREECHES) 750 00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:30,313 AGENT: Go, go, go! Moving through. 751 00:32:30,314 --> 00:32:31,781 I want that tree gone, now! 752 00:32:31,782 --> 00:32:32,949 MARCY: (ON SPEAKERS) Agent Sterling, 753 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:34,150 exit the premises now! 754 00:32:34,151 --> 00:32:36,052 LANCE: What are you doing? Get in the car! 755 00:32:36,053 --> 00:32:37,053 (AGENTS SHOUTING) 756 00:32:36,053 --> 00:32:37,220 WALTER: Holy... 757 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:39,055 LANCE: Wilfred! Let's move! 758 00:32:39,056 --> 00:32:40,557 AGENT: Let's go, go, go! 759 00:32:41,557 --> 00:32:43,160 Activate auto-drive. 760 00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:44,826 AUTOMATED VOICE: Auto-drive engaged. 761 00:32:44,827 --> 00:32:46,187 LANCE: Sterling private jet hangar. 762 00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:48,464 See that, Walter? 763 00:32:48,465 --> 00:32:49,465 You can bird me... 764 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,768 but you can't stop me. 765 00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:52,769 (TIRES SCREECHES) 766 00:32:55,137 --> 00:32:57,106 He was behind us. (GROANS) 767 00:32:57,107 --> 00:32:58,408 Buckle up. And get me 768 00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:00,209 everything we can on that Beckett kid. 769 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,643 EYES: You think they're working together? 770 00:33:01,644 --> 00:33:04,113 MARCY: Sterling works alone. He's using him for something. 771 00:33:04,114 --> 00:33:05,114 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 772 00:33:11,087 --> 00:33:12,756 You brought the lady bird? 773 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:14,489 She's my emotional support animal. 774 00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:17,259 You're gonna need a life support animal 775 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:18,560 if that bird poop in my... 776 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,061 (SIRENS BLARING) 777 00:33:20,062 --> 00:33:21,498 (SIGHS) We got company. 778 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,200 We've got units blocking every street, 779 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,735 overpass, and exit within a 5-mile radius. 780 00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:28,438 Perfect. Time for a cattle drive. 781 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:29,639 EARS: Saddle up! 782 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,274 (WALTER WHIMPERS) 783 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:33,409 AUTOMATED VOICE: Evasive maneuvers activated. 784 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,410 (TIRES SCREECH) 785 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,214 (LANCE GRUNTS) 786 00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:40,616 (GRUNTS) I don't have time for this. 787 00:33:40,617 --> 00:33:41,617 Activate weapons. 788 00:33:40,617 --> 00:33:41,551 What? 789 00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:42,551 Activating weapons. 790 00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:42,986 LANCE: Relax. 791 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:44,988 I'm just gonna take out her tires. 792 00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:46,689 Uh, that's really bad. 793 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:47,857 (CHUCKLING) I dare you. 794 00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:48,958 AUTOMATED VOICE: Deactivating weapons. 795 00:33:48,959 --> 00:33:50,003 WALTER: No, we're the good guys. 796 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:51,960 We can't shoot the other good guys. 797 00:33:51,961 --> 00:33:53,095 Yeah, you're right, Walter. 798 00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:54,497 Let's just pull over and talk it out. 799 00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:55,632 Exactly. Can we? 800 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,633 Activate weapons. 801 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,366 Activating weapons. 802 00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,367 WALTER: Deactivate weapons. 803 00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,536 Deactivating weapons. 804 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,470 WALTER: How about something non-lethal like oil slick? 805 00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:02,338 Activate weapons. 806 00:34:02,339 --> 00:34:03,606 WALTER: Deactivate weapons. 807 00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:05,342 LANCE: Don't listen to Walter. Activate weapons. 808 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:06,343 Oil slick. 809 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:06,509 Activate weapons. 810 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:09,581 Oil slick! Oil slick! Oil slick! 811 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:12,114 This man trippin'. 812 00:34:12,115 --> 00:34:14,917 Oil slick! Oil slick! Oil slick! 813 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:16,252 AUTOMATED VOICE: Deactivate. 814 00:34:16,253 --> 00:34:18,253 - System shut down. Goodbye. - (SYSTEM POWERS DOWN) 815 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,458 LANCE: Oh, what did you do? 816 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,058 (YELPS) 817 00:34:23,059 --> 00:34:24,493 (SCREAMING) 818 00:34:24,494 --> 00:34:25,494 (TIRES SCREECHING) 819 00:34:28,365 --> 00:34:30,567 He's like a god of the asphalt. 820 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,639 We'll see about that. 821 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,607 LANCE: All right, all right. I got this. I got this. 822 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:38,674 I got this. I got this. 823 00:34:38,675 --> 00:34:39,942 We're gonna die! (WHIMPERS) 824 00:34:39,943 --> 00:34:42,943 LANCE: Oh, no. 825 00:34:39,943 --> 00:34:42,044 Watch out! 826 00:34:42,045 --> 00:34:44,948 (LANCE SCREAMING) 827 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:47,353 (BOTH GRUNTING) 828 00:34:50,353 --> 00:34:52,164 We should be coming up on him any second. 829 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,964 This ends now. 830 00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:03,098 Is everyone in position? 831 00:35:03,099 --> 00:35:04,401 AGENT: Affirmative. In position. 832 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:06,403 Walter, get that computer back online. 833 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,604 Systems coming back online. 834 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,305 AUTOMATED VOICE: Defensive applications online. 835 00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:10,306 Oil slick? 836 00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:10,607 Fine, 837 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,707 whatever! Just press it! 838 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,875 (BEEPS, WHIRRS) 839 00:35:12,876 --> 00:35:13,986 LANCE: Wait! We're driving backwards. 840 00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:15,111 WALTER: We're driving backwards. 841 00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,123 (BOTH SCREAMING) 842 00:35:26,123 --> 00:35:27,123 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 843 00:35:42,072 --> 00:35:43,072 (BEEPS) 844 00:35:42,072 --> 00:35:43,806 (SYSTEM POWERS DOWN) 845 00:35:43,807 --> 00:35:44,807 (DISTORTED) No! 846 00:35:47,177 --> 00:35:48,650 (SCREAMING) 847 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:54,650 (MUSIC STOPS) 848 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:58,888 That was tight. 849 00:35:58,889 --> 00:36:01,290 Yep. It's official. I'm a fan. 850 00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:04,730 Did anyone else see a pigeon in that car? 851 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:08,932 AUTOMATED VOICE: Auto-drive engaged. 852 00:36:09,932 --> 00:36:13,301 I can't help but feel like some of this is my fault. 853 00:36:13,302 --> 00:36:16,872 Some? Joker, this is all your fault. 854 00:36:16,873 --> 00:36:18,009 Airstrip. Now. 855 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,142 WALTER: I'm sorry. Jeez. 856 00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:21,543 Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers. 857 00:36:22,012 --> 00:36:23,846 LANCE: (SIGHS) I hate you. 858 00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:25,429 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 859 00:36:39,429 --> 00:36:42,665 Lovey, this is the opportunity we've been waiting for. 860 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:45,301 There are so many gadgets I wanna test in the field. 861 00:36:45,302 --> 00:36:47,270 We got the binder bubbles, collide-oscope, 862 00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:49,439 hypno-stars, blamethrower, snorepedo. 863 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,772 We've got the multi-pen. 864 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:52,473 We haven't even tried the multi-pen in the... (GASPS) 865 00:36:52,474 --> 00:36:54,678 I'm gonna need a code name. 866 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,647 Bond. Hydrogen Bond. 867 00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,648 (SLURPS) 868 00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,749 LANCE: Oh, no, where is it? 869 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,750 Wait! What is that? 870 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,350 (LIQUID POURING) 871 00:37:01,351 --> 00:37:02,351 What is that? 872 00:37:01,351 --> 00:37:02,718 (BEEPS) 873 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,719 (RUMBLING) 874 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,254 Oh! No, no. Fly, fly, fly! 875 00:37:05,255 --> 00:37:07,759 (GRUNTING) 876 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,259 (TOILET FLUSHING) 877 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:11,295 (LANCE SCREAMING) 878 00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:13,297 (SPLUTTERS) 879 00:37:14,297 --> 00:37:15,297 (SPLUTTERING) 880 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:22,738 Hey, everything go okay in there? 881 00:37:22,739 --> 00:37:25,741 I just found out that number one and number two... 882 00:37:25,742 --> 00:37:28,477 both come out of the same place. 883 00:37:28,478 --> 00:37:31,314 So, no. Things are not okay. 884 00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,850 Yeah. It's called a cloaca. 885 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:35,484 It sounds weird and gross, 886 00:37:35,485 --> 00:37:37,118 but having a cloaca just means... 887 00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:38,354 Dude! 888 00:37:38,355 --> 00:37:40,388 I know what it means. 889 00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:42,758 Saw it in the mirror. 890 00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:45,194 I know you're not in a good place right now... 891 00:37:45,195 --> 00:37:48,263 but there are benefits to being a pigeon. 892 00:37:48,264 --> 00:37:50,633 Okay, so read what used to be my lips. 893 00:37:50,634 --> 00:37:52,602 You're only here, because A, 894 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,971 I can't work a touchscreen enough to eject you... 895 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:59,207 and B, you're supposed to be working on something, correct? 896 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:00,875 Oh, the antidote. Right. Sure. 897 00:38:00,876 --> 00:38:03,745 Yeah, that's going to take 18 hours to render. 898 00:38:03,746 --> 00:38:07,383 I'm stuck like this, with this body, for 18... 899 00:38:07,384 --> 00:38:09,651 Ooh, boy... 900 00:38:09,652 --> 00:38:12,123 Whoo! Okay, walk this one off. 901 00:38:13,123 --> 00:38:14,123 (EXHALES) 902 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,368 You know, being a pigeon 903 00:38:26,369 --> 00:38:29,339 is actually way cooler than it seems. 904 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:31,640 And if you just embrace your new form, 905 00:38:31,641 --> 00:38:33,609 you'll see all the advantages. 906 00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,212 Like, fact, did you know 907 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,513 that pigeons can see in slow motion? 908 00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:39,714 Because, fact, pigeons can fly 909 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:42,517 up to 92.7 miles per hour. 910 00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:43,518 (COOING) 911 00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:43,819 And, fact, pigeons are 912 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,855 highly intelligent animals who like to play games. 913 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:46,856 Oh, and, fact... 914 00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:49,926 Fact! You should have kept your seat belt on. 915 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:51,127 Whoo! 916 00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:52,264 (LAUGHING) 917 00:38:55,264 --> 00:38:57,200 Fact, pigeons can see ultraviolet light... 918 00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:58,634 which is a broad spectrum of light 919 00:38:58,635 --> 00:39:00,136 the human eye can't even see. 920 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:01,870 Fact, pigeons are a flock animal, 921 00:39:01,871 --> 00:39:03,305 which makes it easier for them to... 922 00:39:03,306 --> 00:39:04,306 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 923 00:39:04,307 --> 00:39:05,753 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 924 00:39:17,753 --> 00:39:20,555 LANCE: All right, Kimura, I'm coming for you. 925 00:39:20,556 --> 00:39:23,259 Lance Sterling is on the scene. 926 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,030 And Bond. Hydrogen Bond. 927 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:30,600 Dude, you need medicine. 928 00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:32,170 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 929 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:34,170 (JEERING) 930 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:34,837 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 931 00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:35,838 Go, go, go! 932 00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:35,806 Hey! 933 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,806 WOMAN: You just pushed me. 934 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,172 (LAUGHS) 935 00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:39,642 All right, y'all better squad up, 'cause here comes the... 936 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,877 Hey! Did you just toe-poke me? 937 00:39:41,878 --> 00:39:45,083 You're a pigeon. You can walk right past them. 938 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,351 Oh. Huh. 939 00:39:48,351 --> 00:39:49,920 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 940 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,155 Just a regular old bird. 941 00:39:53,155 --> 00:39:54,223 (LANCE IMITATES CAWING) 942 00:39:54,224 --> 00:39:55,924 Uh, that's not a pigeon sound. 943 00:39:55,925 --> 00:39:57,326 Till you grow a cloaca, 944 00:39:57,327 --> 00:39:58,647 I decide what the bird sounds are. 945 00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:02,431 (IMITATES SQUAWKING) 946 00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:03,799 (CHUCKLES) They're so stupid. 947 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,466 You see, it's like you're invisible. 948 00:40:05,467 --> 00:40:06,770 (CHUCKLES) All right. 949 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:07,838 (CLEARS THROAT) 950 00:40:08,838 --> 00:40:10,744 (GRUNTING) 951 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:16,744 (BEEPS) 952 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:16,379 Your room key, sir. 953 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,680 Bingo. 954 00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:19,681 Okay, let's figure this out. You and me. Let's go. 955 00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:22,417 Let's brainstorm. How we gonna find this nut? 956 00:40:22,418 --> 00:40:25,254 Uh, you are gonna sit down right here 957 00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:26,988 on this very nice couch. 958 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:27,989 But I'm your wingman. 959 00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:30,892 Ooh, you know who needs a wingman? That couch. 960 00:40:30,893 --> 00:40:33,596 Go sit your narrow behind down and do some science stuff... 961 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,333 and I'mma go find Kimura. Alone. 962 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:40,403 Oh, what is that heavenly smell? 963 00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:41,838 (SNIFFS) Mmm. 964 00:40:42,838 --> 00:40:44,172 Oh, no. 965 00:40:44,173 --> 00:40:45,173 Do not do it, Lance. 966 00:40:46,009 --> 00:40:47,343 (COOS) Oh... 967 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,315 Mmm. Lance! Have some dignity. 968 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,316 Walter, what is happening? 969 00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:56,352 It must be some sort of latent avian instincts kicking in. 970 00:40:56,353 --> 00:40:58,422 Why am I eating food off of the ground? 971 00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:01,226 Why does it taste amazing? 972 00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:05,727 Ugh. No, I'm good. Thank you. 973 00:41:05,728 --> 00:41:06,728 (RETCHES) 974 00:41:06,729 --> 00:41:07,796 Oh, wow. 975 00:41:07,797 --> 00:41:10,399 My dude, seriously, give me 10 feet. 976 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,468 Hey, no, human feet. Back up. 977 00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:15,138 Oh, no. (GROANS) I wish I could unsee that. 978 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,506 This is huge. They've made you part of their flock. 979 00:41:17,507 --> 00:41:19,408 I'm not trying to be a part of nobody's flock. 980 00:41:19,409 --> 00:41:20,409 Shoo! Back up, fanboy. 981 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:21,710 (COOS) 982 00:41:21,711 --> 00:41:23,779 I don't care that your name is Jeff. Beat it. 983 00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:25,047 You can understand them? 984 00:41:25,048 --> 00:41:26,180 What? No, no! 985 00:41:26,181 --> 00:41:27,181 Does Lovey really love me? 986 00:41:26,181 --> 00:41:27,649 I'm not hearing bird-talk. 987 00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:28,650 Am I her best friend? 988 00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:28,984 (LANCE GRUNTS) 989 00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:30,319 None of this is right! 990 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,587 Nice to meet you, Jeff. 991 00:41:31,588 --> 00:41:33,724 LANCE: Stop talking to Jeff! 992 00:41:34,724 --> 00:41:35,693 Ugh. 993 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,606 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 994 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,707 (PHONE RINGS) 995 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,012 (RECEPTIONIST SPEAKING SPANISH) 996 00:41:56,012 --> 00:42:00,021 All right, what alias are you using, Kimura? 997 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,620 "Not Kimura." 998 00:42:05,621 --> 00:42:07,656 Wow. That's clever. 999 00:42:07,657 --> 00:42:09,894 I am way too good at this. 1000 00:42:11,894 --> 00:42:13,894 (GRUNTS) 1001 00:42:11,894 --> 00:42:13,496 (BELL DINGS) 1002 00:42:14,496 --> 00:42:15,930 Oh, come on. 1003 00:42:15,931 --> 00:42:18,901 Seriously, fellas. Not now. 1004 00:42:18,902 --> 00:42:21,971 This is so humiliating. (GRUNTING) 1005 00:42:21,972 --> 00:42:22,905 (BELL DINGS) 1006 00:42:22,906 --> 00:42:25,174 Hey, I'm not for the games. 1007 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,175 You better not... Mmm-mmm. 1008 00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:29,681 Stop it. 1009 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:32,416 Stop it! Stop! 1010 00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:34,716 (BELL DINGING) 1011 00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:35,585 No! 1012 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:37,687 Stop it! What is wrong with you? 1013 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:38,688 (BOTH SQUAWKING) 1014 00:42:39,655 --> 00:42:40,958 (RECEPTIONIST GASPS) 1015 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:42,958 Oh. 1016 00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:43,961 (RECEPTIONIST GRUNTS) 1017 00:42:44,961 --> 00:42:47,266 (RECEPTIONIST SPEAKING SPANISH) 1018 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,404 (YELPS) 1019 00:42:54,404 --> 00:42:55,404 (SIGHS) 1020 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,914 (SQUAWKING) 1021 00:43:04,914 --> 00:43:08,216 Well, would you look at that? Being in a flock helped you. 1022 00:43:08,217 --> 00:43:09,484 Not my flock! 1023 00:43:09,485 --> 00:43:10,819 Lance... 1024 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:12,820 Lance. 1025 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:12,187 (SQUAWKS) 1026 00:43:12,188 --> 00:43:13,323 Wait, wait, wait. Uh... 1027 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,256 You should not go up there alone. 1028 00:43:15,257 --> 00:43:17,359 Maybe I have something else that can help. 1029 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,562 Walter, I do not need your help. 1030 00:43:21,563 --> 00:43:22,869 Never will. 1031 00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:27,203 Can you push "20" for me, please? 1032 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,502 WALTER: I thought you didn't need any help. 1033 00:43:28,503 --> 00:43:29,605 I don't. 1034 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:30,606 WALTER: Feels like helping. 1035 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:30,738 Nope. 1036 00:43:30,739 --> 00:43:31,739 WALTER: Yeah, a little bit. 1037 00:43:30,739 --> 00:43:31,874 Didn't. 1038 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:34,875 WALTER: Did! 1039 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:34,335 Did not! 1040 00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,335 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1041 00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,734 (BEEPS) 1042 00:43:59,735 --> 00:44:01,608 (DOOR OPENS) 1043 00:44:05,608 --> 00:44:06,608 (GRUNTS) 1044 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:09,712 Who's there? 1045 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:12,580 Talk while you still have lips. 1046 00:44:12,581 --> 00:44:13,816 LANCE: Shut it, Kimura. 1047 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,286 (GASPS) Sterling. 1048 00:44:17,286 --> 00:44:20,055 Uh-uh. Eyes front, hands up. 1049 00:44:20,056 --> 00:44:22,658 Ooh. Scratch that. Pick up your towel. 1050 00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:24,128 One hand up. 1051 00:44:26,128 --> 00:44:27,395 What do you want? 1052 00:44:27,396 --> 00:44:28,897 Here's how this works. 1053 00:44:28,898 --> 00:44:31,567 I ask the questions, you answer. 1054 00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:32,634 What? 1055 00:44:32,635 --> 00:44:33,770 What? 1056 00:44:33,771 --> 00:44:35,404 I don't know how to answer that. 1057 00:44:35,405 --> 00:44:36,671 How did you get here? 1058 00:44:36,672 --> 00:44:37,672 KIMURA: Huh? How did I... 1059 00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:40,174 I'm not telling you anything. 1060 00:44:40,175 --> 00:44:41,175 (COOING) 1061 00:44:40,175 --> 00:44:41,477 Stop! Get off of me. 1062 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:44,212 You sold the Assassin to a guy with a robot hand. 1063 00:44:44,213 --> 00:44:45,181 Where is he? 1064 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,915 KIMURA: He'll kill me if I tell you that. 1065 00:44:46,916 --> 00:44:49,954 Oh, and you think I won't? Talk! 1066 00:44:51,954 --> 00:44:52,954 (SIGHS) 1067 00:44:54,190 --> 00:44:56,092 (LANCE GRUNTING) 1068 00:44:57,092 --> 00:44:58,728 (GRUNTS) 1069 00:44:59,728 --> 00:45:01,434 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 1070 00:45:05,434 --> 00:45:06,535 Oh! 1071 00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:07,536 (SCREAMS) 1072 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,609 All right, Kimura, 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve. 1073 00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:15,176 Sleepy night-night! 1074 00:45:15,177 --> 00:45:16,650 (YELLS) 1075 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:21,984 I miss my hands. 1076 00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:23,151 (GROANS) 1077 00:45:23,152 --> 00:45:25,120 (KIMURA GRUNTS) 1078 00:45:25,121 --> 00:45:27,055 Lance Sterling is gonna die a pigeon... 1079 00:45:27,056 --> 00:45:28,556 and be buried in a shoebox. 1080 00:45:28,557 --> 00:45:30,125 (LAUGHING) 1081 00:45:30,126 --> 00:45:31,934 (GROANING) 1082 00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,003 Lance, are you okay? 1083 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:41,139 Walter? 1084 00:45:44,139 --> 00:45:47,343 Sterling is here somewhere. I want agents on every exit. 1085 00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:48,743 And everyone be careful. 1086 00:45:48,744 --> 00:45:50,481 This is Lance Sterling we're dealing with. 1087 00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:53,047 Tell me where Robo Hand is. 1088 00:45:53,048 --> 00:45:53,048 Never. 1089 00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:56,353 Boy, I'm about to pigeon-wing-slap... 1090 00:45:57,353 --> 00:45:58,353 (GIGGLING) 1091 00:45:59,021 --> 00:46:01,189 Oh. Oh, tough guy. Okay. 1092 00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:02,957 Then we do it the hard way. 1093 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,792 Walter, I need a funnel, 1094 00:46:04,793 --> 00:46:06,428 jumper cables, and a Nickelback album. 1095 00:46:06,429 --> 00:46:07,495 Nickelback? 1096 00:46:07,496 --> 00:46:09,297 What? But that would hurt him. 1097 00:46:09,298 --> 00:46:10,367 That's the whole point. 1098 00:46:11,367 --> 00:46:12,503 I know what to do. 1099 00:46:14,503 --> 00:46:15,705 (WHIMPERS) No, no, no. 1100 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,706 Don't do that. 1101 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,205 Ooh. 1102 00:46:17,206 --> 00:46:18,906 That's what I'm talking about, Walter. 1103 00:46:18,907 --> 00:46:20,176 Go science on this fool! 1104 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,576 Oh, yeah! 1105 00:46:21,577 --> 00:46:23,513 I'm gonna science all over your face. 1106 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:25,018 Please, don't! 1107 00:46:29,018 --> 00:46:31,720 Did you just give that man a refreshing spritz? 1108 00:46:31,721 --> 00:46:33,589 It's a truth serum, but yes, 1109 00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:35,189 it has a lavender quality to it. 1110 00:46:35,190 --> 00:46:36,092 Watch. 1111 00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:38,526 Kimura, what's your biggest secret? 1112 00:46:38,527 --> 00:46:40,694 I peed in the pool. 1113 00:46:40,695 --> 00:46:42,598 BOTH: That's a lot of honesty. 1114 00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:45,600 LANCE: Who is Robo Hand? And why is he wearing my face? 1115 00:46:45,601 --> 00:46:46,935 I don't know who he is. 1116 00:46:46,936 --> 00:46:48,270 Then what do you know? 1117 00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:49,872 Well, I know how to play the flute. 1118 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,272 About Robo Hand! 1119 00:46:51,273 --> 00:46:53,475 I know he's on his way to Venice right now 1120 00:46:53,476 --> 00:46:54,975 to steal the Agent Database. 1121 00:46:54,976 --> 00:46:56,678 (GASPS) He's going to kill me. 1122 00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:58,679 Agent Database? 1123 00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:58,247 Database. 1124 00:46:58,248 --> 00:46:59,613 KIMURA: (MUFFLED) Who says "database"? 1125 00:46:59,614 --> 00:47:00,883 Shut up. 1126 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:04,051 He'll know the identities of everyone at the Agency. 1127 00:47:04,052 --> 00:47:06,055 (CHUCKLES) And once he does... 1128 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:09,924 he'll use the Assassin to eliminate all of them. 1129 00:47:09,925 --> 00:47:12,925 Not if I stop him first. 1130 00:47:09,925 --> 00:47:12,164 (LOVEY COOS) 1131 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,698 (GRUNTS) She is relentless. 1132 00:47:16,699 --> 00:47:18,402 Block the door. We need something heavy. 1133 00:47:19,402 --> 00:47:20,471 I'm heavy. 1134 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:22,971 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1135 00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,138 Are you pulling? 1136 00:47:24,139 --> 00:47:26,241 Of course I'm pulling! Why aren't you pushing? 1137 00:47:26,242 --> 00:47:27,375 Just put your weight behind it. 1138 00:47:27,376 --> 00:47:29,916 I am putting my weight! I'm feathers! 1139 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:36,517 It's like a big bag of pudding! (GROANS) 1140 00:47:36,518 --> 00:47:38,655 (SCREAMING) 1141 00:47:39,655 --> 00:47:40,855 Ugh. Yuck. 1142 00:47:40,856 --> 00:47:43,392 This is so embarrassing. 1143 00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:44,762 (BEEPS) 1144 00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:47,863 Come on, Walter. Use your glutes. 1145 00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,864 (YELPS) 1146 00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,497 (MARCY SIGHS) 1147 00:47:49,498 --> 00:47:50,931 You're out of moves, Sterling. 1148 00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:52,734 You and Beckett are wanted for treason. 1149 00:47:52,735 --> 00:47:54,069 LANCE: We gotta go. Now. 1150 00:47:54,070 --> 00:47:55,569 No. Don't leave me like this. 1151 00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:56,570 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 1152 00:47:57,005 --> 00:47:58,005 Ears? 1153 00:47:57,005 --> 00:47:58,739 Consider it done. 1154 00:47:58,740 --> 00:47:59,808 (WHIRRS) 1155 00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:01,644 (PANTING) 1156 00:48:02,644 --> 00:48:04,645 We gotta get to that balcony. We're gonna have to parkour. 1157 00:48:04,646 --> 00:48:05,714 WALTER: What? 1158 00:48:05,715 --> 00:48:07,249 Cat pass! Tic-tac! Jelly roll! 1159 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,917 Desk lamp! Flimflam! Bottle cap! 1160 00:48:08,918 --> 00:48:10,724 I don't know what any of that means. 1161 00:48:14,724 --> 00:48:16,058 (GROANS) 1162 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:17,059 (GASPS) 1163 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:17,292 Hi. 1164 00:48:17,293 --> 00:48:19,294 What the... What happened to you? (GAGS) 1165 00:48:19,295 --> 00:48:21,430 Oh, don't do that. You're gonna make me... 1166 00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:23,265 (BOTH GAGGING) 1167 00:48:23,266 --> 00:48:25,267 Now or never, Walter. Gotta go! Come on, Walter! 1168 00:48:25,268 --> 00:48:26,368 You can do this! 1169 00:48:26,369 --> 00:48:28,571 Okay, it's a physics problem, Walter. Come on. 1170 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:29,971 It's basic physics! 1171 00:48:29,972 --> 00:48:31,739 It's just basic physics. 1172 00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,512 (BEEPING) 1173 00:48:36,512 --> 00:48:38,312 You're right. 1174 00:48:38,313 --> 00:48:39,673 - We can do this. - MARCY: Beckett! 1175 00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:41,016 We can do this. 1176 00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:41,517 MARCY: Beckett, don't you... 1177 00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:42,752 WALTER: We're gonna do this! 1178 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:43,958 We can do this! 1179 00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:51,958 (YELPS) 1180 00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:51,027 (BLEEP) 1181 00:48:52,027 --> 00:48:53,507 - (SCREAMS) - LANCE: Use your gadgets! 1182 00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:56,064 Use your gadgets! 1183 00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:58,202 A-ha! Grappling hook! 1184 00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:02,106 Fly! Fly! What am I doing wrong? 1185 00:49:05,106 --> 00:49:06,106 (WALTER GROANS) 1186 00:49:05,106 --> 00:49:06,577 SOLDIER: There he is! 1187 00:49:08,577 --> 00:49:09,577 (EXCLAIMS) 1188 00:49:09,578 --> 00:49:10,913 (WHIMPERS) 1189 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:13,247 WALTER: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 1190 00:49:13,248 --> 00:49:14,248 (MAN SCREAMS IN PAIN) 1191 00:49:14,249 --> 00:49:15,588 (LAUGHING) 1192 00:49:19,588 --> 00:49:21,357 Well, that's not good. 1193 00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:22,358 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1194 00:49:26,329 --> 00:49:27,262 Oh! 1195 00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:29,008 LANCE: Walter, what else you got on that pen? 1196 00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:30,598 (WHIMPERING) 1197 00:49:30,599 --> 00:49:31,599 No. 1198 00:49:33,068 --> 00:49:34,068 (CHUCKLES) 1199 00:49:33,068 --> 00:49:34,935 (ALL GROANING) 1200 00:49:34,936 --> 00:49:36,139 (WALTER SCREAMING) 1201 00:49:37,139 --> 00:49:39,808 Oh, hello, soft landing. 1202 00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:41,977 Oh! Whoa! 1203 00:49:41,978 --> 00:49:43,978 Walter! 1204 00:49:41,978 --> 00:49:43,192 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1205 00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:57,192 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 1206 00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:57,359 SOLDIER: Go, go, go! 1207 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,960 LANCE: Oh, these guys are the worst. 1208 00:49:58,961 --> 00:50:00,961 SOLDIER 1: There he is! 1209 00:49:58,961 --> 00:50:00,062 SOLDIER 2: Don't move! 1210 00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,763 (GASPS) The multi-pen! 1211 00:50:01,764 --> 00:50:03,101 LANCE: Yes! Great. Shoot 'em! 1212 00:50:05,101 --> 00:50:07,069 Well, that is suboptimal. 1213 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:09,309 That has a bit of a suck factor to it. 1214 00:50:13,309 --> 00:50:15,643 Yeah, pillow. Good call. 1215 00:50:15,644 --> 00:50:16,644 (CRACKLES) 1216 00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:18,546 (PEN BEEPING) 1217 00:50:18,547 --> 00:50:20,617 Lance, get down. 1218 00:50:21,617 --> 00:50:22,853 Get down! 1219 00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:26,958 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1220 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,659 Huh? (SCREAMS) 1221 00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:31,792 (BURPS) 1222 00:50:31,793 --> 00:50:33,694 WALTER: Serious string. 1223 00:50:33,695 --> 00:50:35,930 Like Silly String, but serious. 1224 00:50:35,931 --> 00:50:38,931 Oddly effective. 1225 00:50:35,931 --> 00:50:38,200 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1226 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:39,701 (MAN GROANING) 1227 00:50:39,702 --> 00:50:41,105 Come on, let's ghost. 1228 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:43,745 There's something you don't see every day. 1229 00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:46,508 Wow. This is tripped out. 1230 00:50:46,509 --> 00:50:49,076 This is... I don't know what this is. 1231 00:50:49,077 --> 00:50:51,145 This couldn't have been Sterling. 1232 00:50:51,146 --> 00:50:52,714 No one's even hurt. 1233 00:50:52,715 --> 00:50:54,281 It might be that kid, Beckett. 1234 00:50:54,282 --> 00:50:55,951 But that doesn't make sense! 1235 00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:58,754 Beckett is just some nobody in the gadget lab. 1236 00:50:58,755 --> 00:50:59,875 Well, according to his file, 1237 00:51:00,021 --> 00:51:02,524 that "nobody" graduated MIT at 15... 1238 00:51:02,525 --> 00:51:05,794 and invented a way to edit human genomes 1239 00:51:05,795 --> 00:51:07,261 in middle school. 1240 00:51:07,262 --> 00:51:08,262 Dude is Jeopardy! smart. 1241 00:51:08,263 --> 00:51:09,598 (SIGHS) 1242 00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:11,399 Well, so are we. 1243 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,400 (SQUELCHES) 1244 00:51:13,268 --> 00:51:15,203 (SIGHS) I stepped in it. 1245 00:51:15,204 --> 00:51:16,538 I stepped in the goo. 1246 00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:18,272 Yeah, me, too. 1247 00:51:18,273 --> 00:51:21,750 These are my new kicks, man. 1248 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,884 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1249 00:51:29,885 --> 00:51:30,953 I hope this works. 1250 00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:32,221 I hope this works. I hope this works. 1251 00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:34,723 Please, please, please. (GASPS) 1252 00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:36,931 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1253 00:51:41,931 --> 00:51:42,931 (BEEPING) 1254 00:51:43,032 --> 00:51:45,133 AUTOMATED VOICE: Weapons system online. 1255 00:51:45,134 --> 00:51:47,136 Agent Database required for targeting. 1256 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:48,337 It's done! 1257 00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:52,073 The entire facility is running at full capacity. 1258 00:51:52,074 --> 00:51:53,777 Everything is exactly how you wanted it. 1259 00:51:54,777 --> 00:51:58,580 But, please, the destruction this is capable of... 1260 00:51:58,581 --> 00:51:59,614 (KILLIAN SIGHS) 1261 00:51:59,615 --> 00:52:02,384 Since when does your agency care 1262 00:52:02,385 --> 00:52:06,555 about the many, many, many lives it destroys? 1263 00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:09,258 MAN: (GRUNTS) No! Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no! 1264 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:12,060 No, please, please! Wait, wait, wait! 1265 00:52:12,061 --> 00:52:14,229 You said if I helped you, you'd let me go. 1266 00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:17,001 Oh, yeah, I did. Didn't I? 1267 00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:20,502 (SCREAMING) 1268 00:52:20,503 --> 00:52:23,081 I hear Venice is wonderful this time of year. 1269 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:32,381 LANCE: Aw, yeah. 1270 00:52:32,382 --> 00:52:34,116 Just wait till I get to Venice. 1271 00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:36,317 I'mma tear that fool his own cloaca. 1272 00:52:36,318 --> 00:52:38,118 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON VIDEO) 1273 00:52:38,119 --> 00:52:39,119 Walter! 1274 00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:41,056 Walter! 1275 00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:41,489 Huh? What? 1276 00:52:41,490 --> 00:52:43,250 You're still working on that antidote, right? 1277 00:52:44,059 --> 00:52:45,392 Working on it? 1278 00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:46,895 In a couple minutes, it's done. 1279 00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:47,997 (LANCE SIGHS) 1280 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,438 But do you know what else is working? 1281 00:52:50,032 --> 00:52:51,466 If you say being a pigeon... 1282 00:52:51,467 --> 00:52:53,467 Being a pigeon! 1283 00:52:51,467 --> 00:52:53,035 (SCOFFS) 1284 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:55,102 I'm really gonna throw this boy in the ocean. 1285 00:52:55,103 --> 00:52:56,103 (WHOOSHES) 1286 00:52:55,103 --> 00:52:56,171 What? (EXCLAIMS) 1287 00:52:56,172 --> 00:52:57,971 Hey, how did y'all get here? 1288 00:52:57,972 --> 00:53:00,674 (CHUCKLES) Jeff and Crazy Eyes aren't going to abandon you. 1289 00:53:00,675 --> 00:53:02,675 They're part of your flock. 1290 00:53:00,675 --> 00:53:02,012 LANCE: Come on. No. 1291 00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:04,145 Get your beak out my drink. 1292 00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:05,680 I have no idea where that beak has been. 1293 00:53:05,681 --> 00:53:06,681 Back out. (GRUNTING) 1294 00:53:06,682 --> 00:53:09,681 No! Stop it! 1295 00:53:06,681 --> 00:53:09,049 WALTER: Okay, okay. 1296 00:53:09,050 --> 00:53:10,151 Here you go, guys. Come on. 1297 00:53:10,152 --> 00:53:12,321 Have some of these. They're gluten-free. 1298 00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:13,455 You're joking, right? 1299 00:53:13,456 --> 00:53:16,125 That one ate gum stuck to a tissue. 1300 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:17,262 (PEN BEEPING) 1301 00:53:20,262 --> 00:53:21,696 And a spy pen. 1302 00:53:21,697 --> 00:53:23,899 We should probably do something about that. 1303 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:25,268 (DEVICE BEEPING) 1304 00:53:26,268 --> 00:53:27,634 It's ready. 1305 00:53:27,635 --> 00:53:29,136 Finally. 1306 00:53:29,137 --> 00:53:30,738 (CLICKING) 1307 00:53:30,739 --> 00:53:32,076 (WHIRRING) 1308 00:53:34,076 --> 00:53:35,914 (DINGS) 1309 00:53:39,914 --> 00:53:41,914 May I? 1310 00:53:39,914 --> 00:53:41,450 (LOVEY COOS) 1311 00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:43,052 Not this time, Lovey. Thank you. 1312 00:53:44,052 --> 00:53:45,187 Ow! 1313 00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:46,737 Joker. 1314 00:54:01,737 --> 00:54:03,238 Well, that's not good. 1315 00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,806 "Not good" as in it'll taste bad 1316 00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:07,709 but still turn me back into a human? 1317 00:54:07,710 --> 00:54:09,678 Mmm, "not good" as in it won't turn you 1318 00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:10,912 back into a human... 1319 00:54:10,913 --> 00:54:13,047 and if you drink it, all your cells will catch on fire. 1320 00:54:13,048 --> 00:54:14,149 Come on, man! 1321 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,917 I'm sorry. I'll figure it out. 1322 00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:17,252 Science is all trial and error. 1323 00:54:17,253 --> 00:54:19,254 This isn't a science lab. 1324 00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:22,390 If I don't stop this guy, people will die! 1325 00:54:22,391 --> 00:54:24,158 You don't think that I want to stop him, too? 1326 00:54:24,159 --> 00:54:25,794 Why do you think I'm on this boat? 1327 00:54:25,795 --> 00:54:27,828 Do you have any idea 1328 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:30,598 of how much motion sickness medication I'm on right now? 1329 00:54:30,599 --> 00:54:34,203 I can hardly feel my legs! (EXHALES) 1330 00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:37,471 But I'm here because I believe... 1331 00:54:37,472 --> 00:54:43,612 together, we can find a good way to stop the bad. 1332 00:54:44,612 --> 00:54:45,612 (SIGHS) 1333 00:54:46,014 --> 00:54:47,952 I know you do, man. 1334 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,620 But it's a fantasy. 1335 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:55,957 When the bad guys hit you, you hit 'em back. 1336 00:54:55,958 --> 00:55:00,227 You hit 'em so hard that they don't get back up. 1337 00:55:00,228 --> 00:55:03,598 You gotta fight fire with fire. 1338 00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:08,404 When we fight fire with fire, we all get burned. 1339 00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:11,839 There's no good guys or bad guys. 1340 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:12,840 Just people. 1341 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,946 And people are worth saving. 1342 00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:19,182 Isn't that our job? 1343 00:55:21,182 --> 00:55:25,259 Evil doesn't care that you're nice. 1344 00:55:30,259 --> 00:55:35,129 I watch good people be taken every day. 1345 00:55:35,130 --> 00:55:36,130 (LOVEY COOS) 1346 00:55:36,131 --> 00:55:37,232 (SIGHS) 1347 00:55:37,233 --> 00:55:39,972 But you wouldn't know nothing about that. 1348 00:55:43,972 --> 00:55:45,210 You'd be surprised. 1349 00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,599 (COOING SOFTLY) 1350 00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:11,299 First time in Venice? 1351 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:12,420 First time anywhere, really. 1352 00:56:13,001 --> 00:56:14,268 It's always been my dream 1353 00:56:14,269 --> 00:56:16,404 to come here and feed the pigeons. 1354 00:56:16,405 --> 00:56:17,405 LANCE: You need help. 1355 00:56:16,405 --> 00:56:17,713 (WALTER CHUCKLES) 1356 00:56:24,713 --> 00:56:26,546 LANCE: Time to put your game face on. 1357 00:56:26,547 --> 00:56:28,216 That's the Agency Data Vault. 1358 00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:29,217 WALTER: Data Vault. 1359 00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:29,584 (LANCE SIGHS) 1360 00:56:29,585 --> 00:56:32,252 If Robo Hand wants a list of agents, 1361 00:56:32,253 --> 00:56:34,156 that's where he'll find it. 1362 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:35,157 You remember the plan? 1363 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:35,890 What plan? 1364 00:56:35,891 --> 00:56:37,658 You said, "Stay out of the way and let me kick some..." 1365 00:56:37,659 --> 00:56:38,926 Good. You remember it. 1366 00:56:38,927 --> 00:56:40,729 (WEAPONS POWERING UP) 1367 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:42,365 MARCY: Long way from home, Walter. 1368 00:56:43,365 --> 00:56:44,899 Kimura talked. 1369 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:48,102 I know Sterling's here in Venice. Where is he? 1370 00:56:48,103 --> 00:56:49,103 Stay cool. 1371 00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:52,473 Where's Sterling? 1372 00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,109 I can tell you where he's not. 1373 00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:57,745 Which is right here. 1374 00:56:57,746 --> 00:56:58,681 (COOING) 1375 00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:01,549 What? No, we can't just kill her. 1376 00:57:01,550 --> 00:57:03,551 That's dark, Lovey. 1377 00:57:03,552 --> 00:57:07,288 Look, I know you're not a criminal. 1378 00:57:07,289 --> 00:57:10,491 You're a bright kid. 1379 00:57:10,492 --> 00:57:14,897 You're inventing things that nobody has ever thought of. 1380 00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:18,232 I know because my boot is still stuck in one of 'em. 1381 00:57:18,233 --> 00:57:19,667 Sorry. 1382 00:57:19,668 --> 00:57:23,671 No, no. We're the ones who owe you an apology. 1383 00:57:23,672 --> 00:57:27,274 You're trying to keep the world safe... 1384 00:57:27,275 --> 00:57:29,514 just like your mother did. 1385 00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:33,448 I read your file. 1386 00:57:33,449 --> 00:57:38,222 I know she sacrificed her life to save people. 1387 00:57:40,222 --> 00:57:42,390 I can help you, Walter. 1388 00:57:42,391 --> 00:57:44,658 I can get you your job back. 1389 00:57:44,659 --> 00:57:47,097 A new lab. All the equipment you need. 1390 00:57:49,097 --> 00:57:51,633 Show them what you can do... 1391 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:56,340 and no one will ever call you weird again. 1392 00:57:58,340 --> 00:58:00,211 You just have to give me Sterling. 1393 00:58:03,211 --> 00:58:04,846 No. 1394 00:58:04,847 --> 00:58:06,848 We should all be working together. 1395 00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:08,415 (SIGHS) 1396 00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:09,416 Bad move, Beckett. 1397 00:58:09,417 --> 00:58:10,554 (EXPLOSION) 1398 00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:12,620 Sterling! 1399 00:58:12,621 --> 00:58:13,621 (ALARM BLARING) 1400 00:58:12,621 --> 00:58:13,988 (GASPS) 1401 00:58:13,989 --> 00:58:16,091 Stay here. 1402 00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:17,092 Let's go. 1403 00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:17,797 (GASPS) 1404 00:58:21,797 --> 00:58:23,797 EYES: It's the Assassin. 1405 00:58:21,797 --> 00:58:23,598 LANCE: Come on. 1406 00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:24,765 SOLDIER: Destroy the target! 1407 00:58:24,766 --> 00:58:26,067 MARCY: We can't let that thing out of here. 1408 00:58:26,068 --> 00:58:27,201 SOLDIER 2: Open fire! 1409 00:58:27,202 --> 00:58:28,335 LANCE: It's got the database. 1410 00:58:28,336 --> 00:58:29,504 (GUNFIRE) 1411 00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:30,738 Oh, man. 1412 00:58:30,739 --> 00:58:32,107 SOLDIER 3: It's not working! 1413 00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:33,241 EARS: I'm on it. 1414 00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:35,475 (HUMMING) 1415 00:58:35,476 --> 00:58:36,877 EARS: This is not good! 1416 00:58:36,878 --> 00:58:38,878 MARCY: Take cover! 1417 00:58:36,878 --> 00:58:38,380 EARS: Now! 1418 00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:41,485 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 1419 00:58:43,485 --> 00:58:45,523 (PANTING) 1420 00:58:47,523 --> 00:58:49,523 LANCE: Let's go. 1421 00:58:47,523 --> 00:58:49,323 Beckett, don't you... 1422 00:58:49,324 --> 00:58:50,324 Don't worry. We'll stop it. 1423 00:58:49,324 --> 00:58:50,857 Beckett! 1424 00:58:50,858 --> 00:58:53,139 I mean, I'll stop it, because Lance is definitely not here. 1425 00:59:00,034 --> 00:59:01,569 (GASPS) 1426 00:59:01,570 --> 00:59:02,890 We can't catch this thing on foot. 1427 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,439 Whoa, hey, hey, what are you doing? 1428 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,605 You're a pigeon, Lance. 1429 00:59:05,606 --> 00:59:06,808 You're one of the fastest birds in the world. 1430 00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:08,308 No, put me down, Walter! 1431 00:59:08,309 --> 00:59:10,243 You need to fly! I believe in you. 1432 00:59:10,244 --> 00:59:11,413 There's another way! 1433 00:59:11,414 --> 00:59:14,619 Boy, don't you throw me off this roof! 1434 00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:18,151 He'll figure it out. 1435 00:59:18,152 --> 00:59:19,289 (SCREAMING) 1436 00:59:21,289 --> 00:59:23,494 Come on. I'm gonna die. 1437 00:59:25,494 --> 00:59:27,562 (GASPING) 1438 00:59:27,563 --> 00:59:28,796 I'm flying. 1439 00:59:28,797 --> 00:59:30,000 I'm flying. (LAUGHS) 1440 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,000 I'm flying... 1441 00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,367 Oh, you're flying me. 1442 00:59:33,368 --> 00:59:34,502 (COOING) 1443 00:59:34,503 --> 00:59:36,370 Thank you. Good looking out. 1444 00:59:36,371 --> 00:59:37,974 Whoa! (GRUNTING) 1445 00:59:38,974 --> 00:59:41,843 Whoa. All right, guys. Let's go! 1446 00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:43,477 We got an Assassin to catch. 1447 00:59:43,478 --> 00:59:45,145 Excuse me. (GRUNTS) Sorry. 1448 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,351 (PANTING) 1449 00:59:48,351 --> 00:59:49,817 That works, too. 1450 00:59:49,818 --> 00:59:51,818 This is official business! 1451 00:59:49,818 --> 00:59:51,487 Oh. 1452 00:59:52,487 --> 00:59:54,623 (ENGINE REVVING) 1453 00:59:55,623 --> 00:59:57,262 Okay. (EXCLAIMING) 1454 01:00:00,262 --> 01:00:01,928 (PANTING) Phew. 1455 01:00:01,929 --> 01:00:03,864 (YELLS) 1456 01:00:03,865 --> 01:00:05,835 This is official business! 1457 01:00:06,835 --> 01:00:08,535 We need to get that database. 1458 01:00:08,536 --> 01:00:09,604 Any ideas? 1459 01:00:09,605 --> 01:00:11,305 (COOING EXCITEDLY) 1460 01:00:11,306 --> 01:00:13,210 Oh! I like how you think. 1461 01:00:15,210 --> 01:00:16,410 Bullseye! 1462 01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:17,645 Got it. 1463 01:00:17,646 --> 01:00:19,184 (BEEPING) 1464 01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:23,920 Yeah, didn't think he'd like that. (GROANS) 1465 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:25,920 Good job. 1466 01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:30,192 Oh, that's right. You all like games. 1467 01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:31,927 Let's play some Keep Away. 1468 01:00:32,927 --> 01:00:33,927 Go long. 1469 01:00:36,065 --> 01:00:37,067 (WHOOPS) Oh, no! 1470 01:00:38,067 --> 01:00:39,068 (SCREAMING) 1471 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:41,442 (GRUNTS) 1472 01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:48,679 (LAUGHS) Not so easy, is it, Roomba? 1473 01:00:50,679 --> 01:00:53,547 Lovey, all you, girl! 1474 01:00:53,548 --> 01:00:55,649 Hit me. I'm open. 1475 01:00:55,650 --> 01:00:57,118 I got it! I got it! 1476 01:00:57,119 --> 01:00:58,585 Oh, no. 1477 01:00:58,586 --> 01:00:59,586 (SCREAMS) 1478 01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:04,599 (PANTING) 1479 01:01:10,599 --> 01:01:12,834 Oh, no, no, no! 1480 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:14,137 This is about to suck! 1481 01:01:15,137 --> 01:01:17,238 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 1482 01:01:17,239 --> 01:01:18,239 No! (GRUNTING) 1483 01:01:19,007 --> 01:01:20,181 Come on, come on, come on! 1484 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:26,413 (WHOOPING) 1485 01:01:26,414 --> 01:01:28,316 Catch of the century! 1486 01:01:28,317 --> 01:01:30,551 I've never caught anything in my whole life! 1487 01:01:30,552 --> 01:01:32,419 (GRUNTING) 1488 01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:33,721 (GASPS) 1489 01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:35,656 (LANCE WHOOPING) 1490 01:01:35,657 --> 01:01:37,491 That was amazing. We did it! 1491 01:01:37,492 --> 01:01:38,593 (LAUGHS) We're gonna talk about 1492 01:01:38,594 --> 01:01:39,826 you throwing me off that roof, though. 1493 01:01:39,827 --> 01:01:41,596 Yeah, I really thought that would work out better. 1494 01:01:41,597 --> 01:01:42,730 Nah, it's cool, it's cool. 1495 01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:43,964 We're gonna holler about it in a minute. 1496 01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:45,600 You know, I'm gonna let you have this moment. 1497 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:47,775 Whoo! We're unstoppable... 1498 01:01:53,775 --> 01:01:55,779 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 1499 01:01:56,779 --> 01:01:58,949 (PANTING) 1500 01:02:00,949 --> 01:02:01,949 (GROANS) 1501 01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:05,218 KILLIAN: Uh-uh-uh. 1502 01:02:05,219 --> 01:02:07,455 That belongs to me. 1503 01:02:07,456 --> 01:02:12,160 Technically, it belongs to the United States government. 1504 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:13,230 (GRUNTING) 1505 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:17,765 (GROANS) Lance! Lance! 1506 01:02:17,766 --> 01:02:19,600 Sterling? 1507 01:02:19,601 --> 01:02:21,003 What do you say, Lance? 1508 01:02:22,003 --> 01:02:25,339 Come out. We'll have some good fun. 1509 01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:27,341 You're the hero, right? 1510 01:02:27,342 --> 01:02:30,145 The spy who saves the day... 1511 01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:34,751 destroying anybody that stands in your way. 1512 01:02:35,751 --> 01:02:37,118 (GRUNTS) 1513 01:02:37,119 --> 01:02:39,154 Oh, I'd love to have some fun. 1514 01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:40,555 (COOING SOFTLY) 1515 01:02:40,556 --> 01:02:42,323 (LANCE GROANS) 1516 01:02:42,324 --> 01:02:43,658 Guess he's not coming. 1517 01:02:43,659 --> 01:02:46,563 No. (GRUNTS) 1518 01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:49,663 Ah, life's full of disappointment. 1519 01:02:49,664 --> 01:02:50,664 (WHIRRING) 1520 01:02:50,665 --> 01:02:51,732 (WALTER WHIMPERS) 1521 01:02:51,733 --> 01:02:53,500 You don't have to do it this way. 1522 01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:54,701 It won't make anything better. 1523 01:02:55,003 --> 01:02:56,203 No. 1524 01:02:56,204 --> 01:02:57,337 No! 1525 01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:58,705 (GRUNTING) 1526 01:02:58,706 --> 01:03:00,774 Walter! 1527 01:03:00,775 --> 01:03:02,356 (YELLS) 1528 01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:17,124 (LAUGHING) 1529 01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,393 (SIGHS) 1530 01:03:19,393 --> 01:03:20,568 Breadcrumbs? 1531 01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:27,636 They're gluten-free. 1532 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,569 (PIGEONS COOING) 1533 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:31,570 (GRUNTING) 1534 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:31,272 (PANTING) 1535 01:03:31,273 --> 01:03:32,876 (STRAINING) 1536 01:03:33,876 --> 01:03:35,518 Lance, let's go. 1537 01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:44,018 MARCY: Hold it right there! 1538 01:03:44,019 --> 01:03:45,453 (WEAPON POWERS UP) 1539 01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:47,490 Turn around nice and slow! 1540 01:03:49,490 --> 01:03:51,331 Hands where I can see them. 1541 01:03:56,331 --> 01:03:58,467 Both hands. 1542 01:03:59,467 --> 01:04:00,467 - Watch out! - (ALL GRUNT) 1543 01:04:04,005 --> 01:04:08,609 Did anybody else see that Agent Sterling had... 1544 01:04:08,610 --> 01:04:11,178 A robot hand? 1545 01:04:11,179 --> 01:04:12,580 Yeah. 1546 01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:14,989 (SIRENS WAILING) 1547 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:22,390 WALTER: Phew. Totally crazy. 1548 01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:24,725 When he had his foot on my head, I was like... (SCREAMS) 1549 01:04:24,726 --> 01:04:26,127 And you were like, "No!" 1550 01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:28,129 And then, I was like, "Breadcrumbs!" 1551 01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:30,732 (SIGHS) He still got away with the database. 1552 01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:32,734 Or did he? 1553 01:04:32,735 --> 01:04:36,904 Or did he? 1554 01:04:36,905 --> 01:04:38,939 Or did he? 1555 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:40,774 I feel like you want me to say, 1556 01:04:40,775 --> 01:04:41,942 "What are you talking about?" 1557 01:04:41,943 --> 01:04:43,810 Oh, I'll tell you what I'm talking about. 1558 01:04:43,811 --> 01:04:46,714 During the whole bird-nado thing, 1559 01:04:46,715 --> 01:04:48,950 I put a tracker on him. 1560 01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:50,785 LANCE: Wait. That's him? 1561 01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:52,453 That's Robo Hand? 1562 01:04:52,454 --> 01:04:53,454 Yep. 1563 01:04:53,455 --> 01:04:54,654 Yes! 1564 01:04:54,655 --> 01:04:56,124 Yes! My man! 1565 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,857 Oh, there is no way 1566 01:04:57,858 --> 01:04:59,593 I could have done this without you, Walter. 1567 01:04:59,594 --> 01:05:00,594 What? 1568 01:05:00,595 --> 01:05:01,796 What? 1569 01:05:01,797 --> 01:05:02,797 What did you say? 1570 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:04,297 I think I said... 1571 01:05:04,298 --> 01:05:06,371 You said you couldn't have done it without me. 1572 01:05:10,371 --> 01:05:11,847 (GASPS) 1573 01:05:19,847 --> 01:05:21,249 All right. 1574 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,384 Okay, we've reached the time limit on this, Walter. 1575 01:05:23,385 --> 01:05:25,854 All right, hey, hey, will you stop? 1576 01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:27,988 (CHOKES) You're squeezing too... 1577 01:05:27,989 --> 01:05:29,989 (POPS) 1578 01:05:27,989 --> 01:05:29,164 Oh! Whoa! 1579 01:05:35,164 --> 01:05:36,365 (COOING) 1580 01:05:37,365 --> 01:05:40,935 Walter, what happens in the submarine 1581 01:05:40,936 --> 01:05:42,870 stays in the submarine. 1582 01:05:42,871 --> 01:05:44,272 You just laid an egg. 1583 01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:45,839 (GASPS) You laid an egg! 1584 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,042 (STAMMERS) It just kinda slipped out, man. 1585 01:05:48,043 --> 01:05:49,576 You just laid an egg! 1586 01:05:49,577 --> 01:05:51,212 Lance, this is amazing. 1587 01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:52,781 Do you not realize what this means? 1588 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:53,915 You're a girl! 1589 01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:55,082 Oh! Excuse me? 1590 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:56,384 Of course, of course. 1591 01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:57,865 That's why I couldn't figure this out. 1592 01:05:58,019 --> 01:06:00,955 I used Lovey's DNA in the serum. (CHUCKLES) 1593 01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:02,890 And that helps us how? 1594 01:06:02,891 --> 01:06:04,457 Because now all I need to do 1595 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:06,759 is change one variable in the antidote... 1596 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,830 and you'll be human again. 1597 01:06:08,831 --> 01:06:10,663 I'm gonna be me. 1598 01:06:10,664 --> 01:06:12,533 Unless, you know, 1599 01:06:12,534 --> 01:06:15,905 maybe you wanna stay a pigeon a little longer. 1600 01:06:16,905 --> 01:06:18,805 Right. 1601 01:06:18,806 --> 01:06:20,073 Of course. 1602 01:06:20,074 --> 01:06:22,155 One antidote coming right up. 1603 01:06:34,155 --> 01:06:36,025 Director Jenkins, we lost the database. 1604 01:06:37,025 --> 01:06:39,093 Every Agency employee is compromised. 1605 01:06:39,094 --> 01:06:41,328 You need to pull everyone in for their own safety. 1606 01:06:41,329 --> 01:06:42,329 (SIGHS) 1607 01:06:43,030 --> 01:06:44,832 And you're sure it was Lance? 1608 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:46,299 Yes. 1609 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:47,368 Maybe? 1610 01:06:47,369 --> 01:06:50,671 Okay, I don't know what I saw. 1611 01:06:50,672 --> 01:06:53,341 But I still know for a fact 1612 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:55,176 that Sterling came here on this boat. 1613 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,643 (CLEARS THROAT) Sterling wasn't on this boat. 1614 01:06:56,644 --> 01:06:57,579 Son of a... 1615 01:06:57,580 --> 01:07:00,348 Come on! There's gotta be something. 1616 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:02,482 A footprint, a candy wrapper, 1617 01:07:02,483 --> 01:07:04,185 some overpriced face lotion... 1618 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,419 because there is no way 1619 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,388 that his skin looks that good without help. 1620 01:07:07,389 --> 01:07:09,156 Look, everything is coming up blank. 1621 01:07:09,157 --> 01:07:10,691 If Sterling was on this boat... 1622 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:12,125 he didn't leave a fingerprint, 1623 01:07:12,126 --> 01:07:14,294 his lips never touched a glass... 1624 01:07:14,295 --> 01:07:17,765 and somehow he didn't have feet. 1625 01:07:17,766 --> 01:07:19,332 (SIGHS) 1626 01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:20,634 I think it's safe to say that 1627 01:07:20,635 --> 01:07:23,376 your investigation isn't getting anywhere. 1628 01:07:28,376 --> 01:07:29,556 Huh. 1629 01:07:41,556 --> 01:07:43,434 (LOVEY COOS) 1630 01:07:52,434 --> 01:07:53,434 (SIGHS) 1631 01:08:20,295 --> 01:08:22,007 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1632 01:08:33,007 --> 01:08:35,751 (CRACKLING) 1633 01:08:42,751 --> 01:08:43,751 WALTER: (ECHOING) Lance? 1634 01:08:44,653 --> 01:08:46,420 (LANCE GROANING) 1635 01:08:46,421 --> 01:08:47,421 Lance? 1636 01:08:48,256 --> 01:08:49,857 Oh... (GROANS) 1637 01:08:49,858 --> 01:08:50,992 Did it work? 1638 01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:52,493 Okay, take it easy. 1639 01:08:52,494 --> 01:08:53,796 (GROANS) 1640 01:08:54,796 --> 01:08:56,631 (GASPS) 1641 01:08:57,631 --> 01:08:59,767 I got my hands back. 1642 01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:01,501 Yes! Yes! 1643 01:09:01,502 --> 01:09:02,970 Oh, my pecs. 1644 01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:05,171 My pectoral muscles. My abdominalia. 1645 01:09:05,172 --> 01:09:08,542 Oh, Walter, you are a... 1646 01:09:08,543 --> 01:09:09,543 I just... 1647 01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:12,880 I can do that 'cause I got lips now! 1648 01:09:12,881 --> 01:09:14,181 (LAUGHS) 1649 01:09:14,182 --> 01:09:15,950 I'm naked. 1650 01:09:15,951 --> 01:09:17,384 Little bit awkward. 1651 01:09:17,385 --> 01:09:19,286 Lucky for you, I planned ahead. 1652 01:09:19,287 --> 01:09:20,287 LANCE: Good call. 1653 01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:26,493 WALTER: There he is. 1654 01:09:26,494 --> 01:09:27,961 Lance Sterling. Back in action. 1655 01:09:27,962 --> 01:09:29,330 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 1656 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,451 AUTOMATED VOICE: You have arrived at your destination. 1657 01:09:32,367 --> 01:09:33,770 All right, Robo Hand. 1658 01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:36,367 I'm coming for you. 1659 01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:09,036 Okay. Robo Hand is a mile due west. 1660 01:10:09,037 --> 01:10:10,505 So, what's the plan, partner? 1661 01:10:10,506 --> 01:10:13,974 I got plenty of glitter, yay-palm, a splat-a-pult... 1662 01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:15,509 LANCE: No. 1663 01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:16,510 No what? 1664 01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:18,379 I'm taking it from here, Walter. 1665 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,880 You're kidding, right? 1666 01:10:19,881 --> 01:10:21,648 Look, lives are on the line. 1667 01:10:21,649 --> 01:10:22,783 I got this now. 1668 01:10:22,784 --> 01:10:24,218 You've got this? 1669 01:10:24,219 --> 01:10:26,386 But we're a team. You said so yourself. 1670 01:10:26,387 --> 01:10:27,787 And you did your job. 1671 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,188 You un-birded me. 1672 01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:31,992 Now it's time to do things my way. 1673 01:10:31,993 --> 01:10:32,993 (SUIT WHIRRS) 1674 01:10:32,994 --> 01:10:33,994 End this fool. 1675 01:10:33,995 --> 01:10:35,662 That's wrong. 1676 01:10:35,663 --> 01:10:37,331 You're so wrong. 1677 01:10:37,332 --> 01:10:38,765 Look, I've got everything that we... 1678 01:10:38,766 --> 01:10:42,971 This is not the place for your weird gadgets. 1679 01:10:43,971 --> 01:10:45,207 Weird? 1680 01:10:46,207 --> 01:10:47,207 (SIGHS) 1681 01:10:49,042 --> 01:10:50,448 Go home. 1682 01:10:54,448 --> 01:10:55,448 No. 1683 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:58,189 I'm not giving up. Ow. 1684 01:11:01,189 --> 01:11:02,922 (GRUNTS) 1685 01:11:02,923 --> 01:11:04,925 Lance... (GRUNTS) 1686 01:11:04,926 --> 01:11:07,975 LANCE: I can't lose any more good people. 1687 01:11:20,975 --> 01:11:22,261 I fly solo. 1688 01:11:39,261 --> 01:11:41,336 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1689 01:12:21,336 --> 01:12:22,909 Ow! (GROANS) 1690 01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:30,827 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1691 01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:46,893 (GRUNTS) 1692 01:12:46,894 --> 01:12:47,894 (GASPS) 1693 01:12:59,573 --> 01:13:01,642 LANCE: I think that's yours. 1694 01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:05,312 But that face you've been using is mine. 1695 01:13:05,313 --> 01:13:06,712 It's over. 1696 01:13:06,713 --> 01:13:08,916 Database isn't gonna do you any good 1697 01:13:08,917 --> 01:13:11,519 with your fancy toy messed up like that. 1698 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,786 (KILLIAN CHUCKLING) 1699 01:13:13,787 --> 01:13:17,591 You really thought I was gonna use one drone... 1700 01:13:17,592 --> 01:13:20,764 to take out every name on this list? 1701 01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:23,464 I mean, I did. 1702 01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:26,166 Until you asked that question that way. 1703 01:13:26,167 --> 01:13:27,600 Casts a little doubt. 1704 01:13:27,601 --> 01:13:29,774 Tell me, Agent Sterling. 1705 01:13:32,774 --> 01:13:34,512 You managed to stop one drone. 1706 01:13:38,512 --> 01:13:41,420 How do you plan on stopping 1,000? 1707 01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:46,754 (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 1708 01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:48,895 (GROANING) 1709 01:13:52,895 --> 01:13:54,604 Sleepy night-night. 1710 01:14:03,604 --> 01:14:05,108 (LANCE GROANING) 1711 01:14:07,108 --> 01:14:08,242 Huh? 1712 01:14:08,243 --> 01:14:09,243 (STRAINING) 1713 01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:11,448 (SIGHS) 1714 01:14:13,448 --> 01:14:15,683 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1715 01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:17,350 KILLIAN: Do you feel that dread? 1716 01:14:17,351 --> 01:14:18,919 Oh, can you feel it? 1717 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:24,325 Rolling around you like a fog. 1718 01:14:24,326 --> 01:14:26,460 I told you. I don't even know you, man. 1719 01:14:26,461 --> 01:14:29,596 But I know you. 1720 01:14:29,597 --> 01:14:30,733 Think about it. 1721 01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:32,667 No? 1722 01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:34,435 I'll give you a little bit of help. 1723 01:14:35,435 --> 01:14:36,572 (GROANS) 1724 01:14:37,572 --> 01:14:39,475 Kyrgyzstan. 1725 01:14:40,475 --> 01:14:42,143 Ah... 1726 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,643 He remembers. 1727 01:14:43,644 --> 01:14:46,212 I mean, I certainly never forgot that day. 1728 01:14:46,213 --> 01:14:49,082 You were magnificent. 1729 01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:51,218 You were a one-man army. 1730 01:14:51,219 --> 01:14:52,987 Lot of witty catchphrases... 1731 01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:57,060 and you had all these fancy toys that just went boom! 1732 01:14:59,060 --> 01:15:00,262 Boom. 1733 01:15:02,262 --> 01:15:04,500 Boom. 1734 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,968 You were a bunch of bad dudes 1735 01:15:07,969 --> 01:15:10,871 about to hurt a lot of innocent people. 1736 01:15:10,872 --> 01:15:14,273 And it's my job to keep everyone safe. 1737 01:15:14,274 --> 01:15:16,212 Everyone? (SCOFFS) 1738 01:15:18,212 --> 01:15:24,551 I watched every single one of my people die... 1739 01:15:24,552 --> 01:15:29,528 as your agency's weapons rained down on us. 1740 01:15:33,528 --> 01:15:36,367 You took everything from me. 1741 01:15:39,367 --> 01:15:41,505 And you know the rules. 1742 01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:46,010 You hit me hard, Sterling. 1743 01:15:49,010 --> 01:15:51,447 I hit back harder. 1744 01:15:53,447 --> 01:15:54,692 (GRUNTING) 1745 01:16:03,692 --> 01:16:05,262 All of this... 1746 01:16:08,262 --> 01:16:10,666 because of you. 1747 01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:13,676 (ALARM BEEPING) 1748 01:16:22,676 --> 01:16:24,148 He's coming back for me. 1749 01:16:27,148 --> 01:16:30,084 Walter, no. No, no, no. 1750 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:31,151 KILLIAN: Walter. 1751 01:16:31,152 --> 01:16:33,393 No, no, no. Okay. 1752 01:16:38,393 --> 01:16:41,728 Hey, this kid is harmless. 1753 01:16:41,729 --> 01:16:44,430 He doesn't have anything to do with this, okay? 1754 01:16:44,431 --> 01:16:45,564 We can figure this out. 1755 01:16:45,565 --> 01:16:46,700 Look at me, look at me. 1756 01:16:46,701 --> 01:16:48,702 I'm sorry, all right? 1757 01:16:48,703 --> 01:16:50,237 There's another way! 1758 01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:51,877 Do you hear me? 1759 01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:57,548 Do not hurt this kid. 1760 01:17:01,548 --> 01:17:02,683 Oh, no. 1761 01:17:02,684 --> 01:17:03,886 Don't... Don't do this. 1762 01:17:04,886 --> 01:17:05,886 Please. 1763 01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:06,920 No, no, no. 1764 01:17:06,921 --> 01:17:08,921 Don't do this! 1765 01:17:06,921 --> 01:17:08,260 No! 1766 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,260 No! 1767 01:17:20,033 --> 01:17:22,814 KILLIAN: I'm taking everything from you. 1768 01:17:33,814 --> 01:17:36,426 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 1769 01:18:18,426 --> 01:18:19,564 (WINGS FLUTTERING) 1770 01:18:24,564 --> 01:18:26,554 (PIGEON COOS) 1771 01:18:46,554 --> 01:18:49,359 (CONVERSING IN KOREAN) 1772 01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:52,359 Huh? 1773 01:18:58,032 --> 01:19:00,434 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, right. Yeah. 1774 01:19:00,435 --> 01:19:01,435 (MUSIC STOPS) 1775 01:19:00,435 --> 01:19:01,667 (CLEARS THROAT) 1776 01:19:01,668 --> 01:19:03,670 (EXHALES) Walter. 1777 01:19:03,671 --> 01:19:05,139 But I saw... 1778 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:06,172 How did you... 1779 01:19:06,173 --> 01:19:08,778 Oh, you know, one of my weird gadgets. 1780 01:19:09,778 --> 01:19:12,679 The inflatable hug. 1781 01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:14,050 Thought I lost you, man. 1782 01:19:16,050 --> 01:19:18,684 I'll always have your back, Lance. 1783 01:19:18,685 --> 01:19:21,987 That's what it means to be a team. 1784 01:19:21,988 --> 01:19:25,362 It's something I learned a long time ago. 1785 01:19:27,362 --> 01:19:28,932 From your mom? 1786 01:19:31,932 --> 01:19:33,573 You're a good friend, Walter. 1787 01:19:38,573 --> 01:19:42,011 And, hey, (SIGHS) I'm sorry for shooting you in your neck. 1788 01:19:43,011 --> 01:19:46,846 I'm sorry for the cloaca. 1789 01:19:46,847 --> 01:19:47,947 (CLEARS THROAT) 1790 01:19:47,948 --> 01:19:51,283 So, what's your plan to stop this guy? 1791 01:19:51,284 --> 01:19:52,952 Nope. Not my plan. 1792 01:19:52,953 --> 01:19:54,355 Time to do it your way. 1793 01:19:55,355 --> 01:19:56,355 My way? 1794 01:19:56,356 --> 01:19:58,759 Oh, yeah. We about to Walter-ize this thing. 1795 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,094 (CHUCKLES) Well, in that case... 1796 01:20:01,095 --> 01:20:03,130 we're gonna need a bigger flock. 1797 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:04,764 You're calling Marcy, aren't you? 1798 01:20:04,765 --> 01:20:07,765 Yep. 1799 01:20:04,765 --> 01:20:07,238 Tell her I said hi. 1800 01:20:12,238 --> 01:20:13,710 (BURPS) 1801 01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:18,710 Let's get weird. 1802 01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:18,178 Boom. 1803 01:20:18,179 --> 01:20:19,580 (GRUNTING) 1804 01:20:19,581 --> 01:20:21,326 (PANTING) 1805 01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:34,193 KILLIAN: Nowhere to run from this, Lance. 1806 01:20:34,194 --> 01:20:38,297 LANCE: Listen, I'm sorry about what happened in Kyrgyzstan. 1807 01:20:38,298 --> 01:20:42,167 But we are stuck in this good guy-bad guy vortex. 1808 01:20:42,168 --> 01:20:45,438 We do not have to do it like this. 1809 01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,907 Yeah, bit late for that. 1810 01:20:47,908 --> 01:20:49,142 LANCE: It's not. 1811 01:20:49,143 --> 01:20:51,344 We're both just people who make mistakes. 1812 01:20:51,345 --> 01:20:53,345 We can work this out, man. 1813 01:20:51,345 --> 01:20:53,479 That's it. 1814 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:55,916 (OVER RADIO) Almost there. You're doing great. 1815 01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,783 I mean, come on. 1816 01:20:57,784 --> 01:20:59,020 We can break this cycle. 1817 01:21:00,020 --> 01:21:01,020 (BEEPS) 1818 01:21:00,020 --> 01:21:01,654 Got it. I'm connected. 1819 01:21:01,655 --> 01:21:03,389 Nobody else has to get hurt. 1820 01:21:03,390 --> 01:21:07,664 (SCOFFS) You should know better than anyone. 1821 01:21:10,664 --> 01:21:13,366 Someone always gets hurt. 1822 01:21:13,367 --> 01:21:14,367 Not today-day. 1823 01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:18,173 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1824 01:21:19,173 --> 01:21:21,608 You brought your own soundtrack? 1825 01:21:21,609 --> 01:21:23,511 We like to make an entrance. 1826 01:21:24,511 --> 01:21:26,513 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1827 01:21:26,514 --> 01:21:27,648 Huh? 1828 01:21:27,649 --> 01:21:28,649 Oh. 1829 01:21:39,627 --> 01:21:40,627 (GRUNTING) 1830 01:21:48,202 --> 01:21:49,202 (GRUNTS) 1831 01:21:51,105 --> 01:21:52,841 Huh? 1832 01:21:53,841 --> 01:21:55,742 MARCY: Would you look at that? 1833 01:21:55,743 --> 01:21:56,876 There's a man with a robot hand 1834 01:21:56,877 --> 01:21:57,877 wearing your face... 1835 01:21:58,011 --> 01:22:00,179 who took the M9 Assassin. 1836 01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:01,948 Guess I owe you an apology. 1837 01:22:01,949 --> 01:22:03,317 LANCE: Okay. Go ahead. 1838 01:22:03,318 --> 01:22:05,853 No, that was it. That was the apology. 1839 01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:07,520 Oh. I accept. 1840 01:22:07,521 --> 01:22:08,521 (GRUNTING) 1841 01:22:12,092 --> 01:22:14,661 But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo. 1842 01:22:14,662 --> 01:22:16,630 Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo. 1843 01:22:16,631 --> 01:22:19,972 I'm gonna make this hurt! 1844 01:22:25,972 --> 01:22:27,573 Okay, come on through. 1845 01:22:27,574 --> 01:22:29,574 You are safe here. Come on. 1846 01:22:27,574 --> 01:22:29,443 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 1847 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:30,777 Is that everyone? 1848 01:22:30,778 --> 01:22:33,679 Director, we've got unknown incoming. 1849 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:34,783 Approaching fast. 1850 01:22:35,783 --> 01:22:37,162 Oh, this is bad. 1851 01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:48,534 Lock this place down. 1852 01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:56,073 (CRACKLING) 1853 01:22:58,073 --> 01:23:00,145 (POWERING DOWN) 1854 01:23:05,145 --> 01:23:07,880 We're sitting ducks. 1855 01:23:07,881 --> 01:23:09,249 Walter hacked his hand. 1856 01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:11,216 We gotta buy him some time to shut down the drones. 1857 01:23:11,217 --> 01:23:13,588 Got it. What kind of firepower we talking? 1858 01:23:14,588 --> 01:23:15,890 (BAG SQUEAKS) 1859 01:23:16,890 --> 01:23:18,627 Just go along with it. 1860 01:23:19,627 --> 01:23:20,727 Take your best shot. 1861 01:23:20,728 --> 01:23:22,929 (GRUNTS) This one sucks. 1862 01:23:22,930 --> 01:23:24,365 (GRUNTING) 1863 01:23:25,365 --> 01:23:27,099 WALTER: No, no, no, that's binder bubbles. 1864 01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:28,934 Push the button on the back. 1865 01:23:28,935 --> 01:23:31,444 Button on the back, button on the back! 1866 01:23:37,444 --> 01:23:38,378 Bubbles? 1867 01:23:38,379 --> 01:23:40,712 Oh, you gotta let me try that. 1868 01:23:40,713 --> 01:23:42,451 WALTER: That's a collide-oscope. Throw it. 1869 01:23:43,451 --> 01:23:44,684 (BEEPING) 1870 01:23:44,685 --> 01:23:46,555 (SCREAMS) 1871 01:23:48,555 --> 01:23:50,529 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1872 01:23:56,529 --> 01:23:58,598 Splat-a-pult. Prism spray. Hypno-stars. 1873 01:23:58,599 --> 01:24:00,001 Snorepedo. Scream Team. 1874 01:24:01,001 --> 01:24:03,469 Well, what have we got to lose? 1875 01:24:03,470 --> 01:24:05,006 (DEVICE WHIRRING) 1876 01:24:06,006 --> 01:24:07,474 11 o'clock. 1877 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:10,645 12 o'clock. Half past 2! 4:30! 1878 01:24:11,645 --> 01:24:12,645 WALTER: Security blanket. 1879 01:24:12,646 --> 01:24:13,813 (SOLDIER GASPS) 1880 01:24:13,814 --> 01:24:16,381 WALTER: It's upside down. 1881 01:24:16,382 --> 01:24:17,951 FEMALE HUGGER VOICE: I'm a hugger. 1882 01:24:17,952 --> 01:24:19,087 SOLDIER: Whoa. 1883 01:24:20,087 --> 01:24:21,323 (GRUNTING) 1884 01:24:23,323 --> 01:24:24,792 (GASPS) 1885 01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:26,858 Nice shot. 1886 01:24:26,859 --> 01:24:28,898 (COOING) 1887 01:24:30,898 --> 01:24:32,499 Thank you? 1888 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,466 Walter, gonna need a reload, buddy. 1889 01:24:34,467 --> 01:24:36,736 WALTER: Ask and you shall receive. 1890 01:24:36,737 --> 01:24:38,606 Are those pigeons wearing tiny backpacks? 1891 01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:41,174 DEVICES: Yay! 1892 01:24:41,175 --> 01:24:43,444 Now, that's hot. That's hot. 1893 01:24:44,444 --> 01:24:46,813 I call it Fifty Shades of Yay! 1894 01:24:46,814 --> 01:24:48,948 Oh, come on, now! 1895 01:24:48,949 --> 01:24:50,483 LANCE: You ready to tap out yet? 1896 01:24:50,484 --> 01:24:51,636 (WHOOPING) 1897 01:25:08,636 --> 01:25:09,702 Gadget lab. 1898 01:25:09,703 --> 01:25:13,175 Get to the gadget lab! Grab every weapon you can! 1899 01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:16,045 Stop! Get back! 1900 01:25:18,045 --> 01:25:19,154 Oh, no. 1901 01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:28,187 DEVICES: Yay! 1902 01:25:28,188 --> 01:25:29,508 FEMALE HUGGER VOICE: I'm a hugger. 1903 01:25:30,190 --> 01:25:31,628 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1904 01:25:34,628 --> 01:25:37,764 (GROANS) Walter, my face can't take much more of this. 1905 01:25:37,765 --> 01:25:39,398 You keep doing your thing and I'll do mine. 1906 01:25:39,399 --> 01:25:40,465 Yeah, well, your thing seems to be 1907 01:25:40,466 --> 01:25:41,867 a lot easier than my thing. 1908 01:25:41,868 --> 01:25:43,269 We have different skillsets. 1909 01:25:43,270 --> 01:25:44,737 That's what makes us such a great team. 1910 01:25:44,738 --> 01:25:45,738 Dude. 1911 01:25:51,011 --> 01:25:52,717 (GRUNTING) 1912 01:25:56,717 --> 01:25:58,958 (ALL GRUNTING) 1913 01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,958 (SNEEZES) Excuse me. 1914 01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,559 Ugh. 1915 01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:08,394 Whoo. Why do I smell lavender? 1916 01:26:08,395 --> 01:26:09,962 We just got spritzed. 1917 01:26:09,963 --> 01:26:11,331 Uh-oh. Truth serum. 1918 01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,599 I have five cats, 1919 01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,032 each named after a member of New Kids on the Block. 1920 01:26:14,033 --> 01:26:15,167 Oh, I love New Kids. 1921 01:26:15,168 --> 01:26:16,469 Jon, Joey, Jordan, Donnie, and Danny. 1922 01:26:16,470 --> 01:26:18,639 I really wanna hurt you right now. 1923 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:19,677 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1924 01:26:23,677 --> 01:26:24,612 You. 1925 01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:26,912 What... What are you doing? 1926 01:26:26,913 --> 01:26:28,180 I'm not telling you anything. 1927 01:26:28,181 --> 01:26:29,249 I'll tell you what he's doing. 1928 01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:30,316 He's gonna hack into your claw 1929 01:26:30,317 --> 01:26:31,550 and shut down your drones. 1930 01:26:31,551 --> 01:26:33,620 Wow, this stuff really works. 1931 01:26:33,621 --> 01:26:34,621 (GRUNTING) 1932 01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:36,590 (BEEPING) 1933 01:26:41,095 --> 01:26:42,132 No, no, no. 1934 01:26:45,132 --> 01:26:47,132 (GRUNTS) 1935 01:26:45,132 --> 01:26:47,032 No! 1936 01:26:47,033 --> 01:26:48,167 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 1937 01:26:48,168 --> 01:26:50,069 (GRUNTS) 1938 01:26:50,070 --> 01:26:51,541 (YELPING) 1939 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:54,541 Whoa! 1940 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:55,844 I'm coming, Walter. 1941 01:26:56,844 --> 01:26:58,247 (LANCE YELLING) 1942 01:27:01,247 --> 01:27:02,951 (LANCE STRAINING) 1943 01:27:03,951 --> 01:27:06,221 Almost there. Don't let go. Please don't let go. 1944 01:27:08,221 --> 01:27:09,229 (STRAINING) 1945 01:27:15,229 --> 01:27:16,229 (SCREAMING) 1946 01:27:16,230 --> 01:27:17,863 Walter! 1947 01:27:17,864 --> 01:27:19,203 (PANTING) 1948 01:27:23,203 --> 01:27:24,881 Walter. 1949 01:27:34,881 --> 01:27:36,654 Come on, come on. 1950 01:27:39,654 --> 01:27:40,654 (ALL CLAMORING) 1951 01:27:41,021 --> 01:27:42,195 AGENT: Somebody do something. 1952 01:27:49,195 --> 01:27:50,195 (CHUCKLES) 1953 01:27:50,196 --> 01:27:51,533 (GRUNTS) 1954 01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:55,106 If you shut 'em down now, you'll kill us both. 1955 01:28:00,106 --> 01:28:02,813 And you're no killer. 1956 01:28:05,813 --> 01:28:08,247 No. I'm a hugger. 1957 01:28:08,248 --> 01:28:09,248 - (BEEPS) - What? 1958 01:28:12,185 --> 01:28:14,153 (WALTER GRUNTS) 1959 01:28:14,154 --> 01:28:19,327 WENDY: One day, your gadgets are gonna keep the world safe. 1960 01:28:20,327 --> 01:28:21,327 (BEEPS) 1961 01:28:26,132 --> 01:28:27,703 (SCREAMING) 1962 01:28:28,703 --> 01:28:30,876 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1963 01:28:34,876 --> 01:28:36,345 (POWERING DOWN) 1964 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:39,847 (ALL CHEERING) 1965 01:28:40,847 --> 01:28:41,847 (LAUGHS) 1966 01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:43,684 Yes! 1967 01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:43,916 Yes! 1968 01:28:43,917 --> 01:28:45,090 Never wash that hand again! 1969 01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:51,930 (WHIMPERING) 1970 01:28:56,930 --> 01:28:58,400 (LANCE EXCLAIMING) 1971 01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,536 I got you, Walter! 1972 01:29:02,537 --> 01:29:04,537 Lance? What are you... 1973 01:29:02,537 --> 01:29:04,373 (STRAINING) 1974 01:29:07,373 --> 01:29:08,942 WALTER: It's okay. 1975 01:29:08,943 --> 01:29:10,011 It's okay. 1976 01:29:11,011 --> 01:29:12,914 You can't do this alone. 1977 01:29:13,914 --> 01:29:15,016 I am not alone! 1978 01:29:17,016 --> 01:29:18,016 (COOING) 1979 01:29:17,016 --> 01:29:18,785 Lovey? 1980 01:29:18,786 --> 01:29:20,920 (LAUGHING IN RELIEF) 1981 01:29:20,921 --> 01:29:22,692 Come on, birds! 1982 01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:25,840 Fly! 1983 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,048 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1984 01:29:49,048 --> 01:29:50,950 (COUGHING) 1985 01:29:50,951 --> 01:29:52,652 (WEAKLY) Walter. 1986 01:29:52,653 --> 01:29:54,487 Walter. 1987 01:29:54,488 --> 01:29:55,488 (COUGHS) 1988 01:29:55,489 --> 01:29:56,855 (SIGHS AND CHUCKLES) 1989 01:29:56,856 --> 01:29:59,725 What does internal bleeding feel like? 1990 01:29:59,726 --> 01:30:02,261 This. It feels like this. 1991 01:30:02,262 --> 01:30:03,395 Oh, come here. 1992 01:30:03,396 --> 01:30:04,898 No, no, no. No hugs. 1993 01:30:04,899 --> 01:30:05,800 You gonna make me 1994 01:30:05,801 --> 01:30:08,100 lay an egg or something in front of Marcy. 1995 01:30:08,101 --> 01:30:09,169 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1996 01:30:09,170 --> 01:30:11,439 (DISTANT SQUEAKING) 1997 01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:15,439 (DEVICE BEEPING) 1998 01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:15,344 Huh? 1999 01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:18,479 (SQUEAKING CONTINUES) 2000 01:30:20,479 --> 01:30:22,318 EYES: He saved him. 2001 01:30:25,318 --> 01:30:28,287 (GROANS) I think I need a vet. 2002 01:30:28,288 --> 01:30:31,258 Once I can move again, I'll turn you back into a man. 2003 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:32,792 MARCY: Sterling. 2004 01:30:32,793 --> 01:30:34,193 You're a bird? 2005 01:30:34,194 --> 01:30:35,728 Uh, hey, Marcy. 2006 01:30:35,729 --> 01:30:38,063 That's why I couldn't find you! 2007 01:30:38,064 --> 01:30:39,967 (LAUGHING) 2008 01:30:40,967 --> 01:30:43,501 Whoa, you're a bird. That is messed up. 2009 01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:44,837 LANCE: It's weird, right? 2010 01:30:44,838 --> 01:30:45,970 This is amazing. 2011 01:30:45,971 --> 01:30:46,907 We did it. 2012 01:30:46,908 --> 01:30:49,509 We took down the drones, beat the bad guy, 2013 01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:50,910 saved countless lives. 2014 01:30:50,911 --> 01:30:53,916 We are so gonna get our jobs back! 2015 01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:57,850 So, triple fired. 2016 01:30:57,851 --> 01:31:00,920 Yeah, man, that's gotta be some kind of record. 2017 01:31:00,921 --> 01:31:02,854 I really didn't see that coming. 2018 01:31:02,855 --> 01:31:06,892 Well, we did break a bunch of laws, and defied orders... 2019 01:31:06,893 --> 01:31:09,362 and, I mean, committed a little bit of treason. 2020 01:31:09,363 --> 01:31:11,096 Oh, right, yeah, the treason. 2021 01:31:11,097 --> 01:31:12,799 Forgot about the treason. 2022 01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,902 Hey. It doesn't matter, man. 2023 01:31:15,903 --> 01:31:17,170 Look around. 2024 01:31:17,171 --> 01:31:19,071 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2025 01:31:19,072 --> 01:31:22,377 Your mother would be so proud of you right now. 2026 01:31:24,377 --> 01:31:26,448 You kept all those people safe. 2027 01:31:28,448 --> 01:31:30,719 And you did it your way. 2028 01:31:31,719 --> 01:31:34,420 But you also did this. 2029 01:31:34,421 --> 01:31:35,921 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 2030 01:31:35,922 --> 01:31:38,758 I'll figure that out. Sorry. 2031 01:31:38,759 --> 01:31:40,593 You know, this gluten-free stuff 2032 01:31:40,594 --> 01:31:42,462 is really starting to grow on me. 2033 01:31:43,462 --> 01:31:44,697 (COOING) 2034 01:31:44,698 --> 01:31:46,364 So, what do we do now? 2035 01:31:46,365 --> 01:31:47,365 Oh, we could... 2036 01:31:47,366 --> 01:31:48,939 (WALTER YELPS) 2037 01:31:51,939 --> 01:31:53,773 (GASPS) Huh? 2038 01:31:53,774 --> 01:31:54,806 Marcy? 2039 01:31:54,807 --> 01:31:56,908 WALTER: (MUFFLED) Okay, I can't see or hear... 2040 01:31:56,909 --> 01:32:01,147 but my other senses are elevated, so you... Ow! 2041 01:32:01,148 --> 01:32:04,451 Agent Sterling, I apologize for the theatrics. 2042 01:32:04,452 --> 01:32:05,719 No, you don't. 2043 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:07,452 You should have seen your face when we grabbed you. 2044 01:32:07,453 --> 01:32:08,888 (CHUCKLES) I didn't make a face. 2045 01:32:08,889 --> 01:32:10,355 No one's ever looked more scared. 2046 01:32:10,356 --> 01:32:11,491 Are you two finished? 2047 01:32:11,492 --> 01:32:13,091 WALTER: We are gonna be okay, Lance! 2048 01:32:13,092 --> 01:32:15,627 Use your baby hand to pick the lock! 2049 01:32:15,628 --> 01:32:18,331 Can you please take that off him? 2050 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:20,500 Okay, and you can... (CLEARS THROAT) 2051 01:32:20,501 --> 01:32:22,902 Oh, hey. Hey, guys. 2052 01:32:22,903 --> 01:32:25,604 (CLEARS THROAT) Is this about the treason? 2053 01:32:25,605 --> 01:32:27,607 Joy, what is going on? 2054 01:32:27,608 --> 01:32:29,876 We realize we were wrong about you. 2055 01:32:29,877 --> 01:32:31,197 You're the future of this agency, 2056 01:32:32,011 --> 01:32:33,746 and we want you to lead a new team. 2057 01:32:33,747 --> 01:32:35,915 A highly covert global... 2058 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:37,750 LANCE: Let me stop you right there. 2059 01:32:37,751 --> 01:32:39,585 I'm not leading nothing, 2060 01:32:39,586 --> 01:32:42,188 unless my man Walter's on the team. 2061 01:32:42,189 --> 01:32:43,422 Um... 2062 01:32:43,423 --> 01:32:45,758 I think she's talking to Walter. 2063 01:32:45,759 --> 01:32:47,259 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we... 2064 01:32:47,260 --> 01:32:48,560 Just put that down. 2065 01:32:48,561 --> 01:32:49,627 Sometimes, he talks for me, 2066 01:32:49,628 --> 01:32:50,996 I'll talk for him, 'cause we a team. 2067 01:32:50,997 --> 01:32:52,131 Me? 2068 01:32:52,132 --> 01:32:54,300 We need people like you. 2069 01:32:54,301 --> 01:32:58,006 People who can help the Agency do things a new way. 2070 01:32:59,006 --> 01:33:00,675 What do you say? 2071 01:33:01,675 --> 01:33:03,978 Looks like we gonna need some glitter. 2072 01:33:04,978 --> 01:33:05,912 Team Weird? 2073 01:33:05,913 --> 01:33:07,481 LANCE: (CHUCKLES) Team Weird. 2074 01:33:08,481 --> 01:33:10,183 (GRUNTING) 2075 01:33:10,184 --> 01:33:12,986 AUTOMATED VOICE: (ON SPEAKERS) Missile deactivated. 2076 01:33:12,987 --> 01:33:15,127 (PEOPLE CLAMORING AND SHOUTING) 2077 01:33:20,127 --> 01:33:21,127 (BOTH WHOOPING) 2078 01:41:36,122 --> 01:41:38,324 (VIDEO GAME BLEEPING) 134096