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Well, guys, one more time, from the
very beginning.

One -, two -, three -, four -,

My bad.

Thank you. That was a cruel thing.

So, I'm doing the show?

Let's just say,

I would have no auditions, and more
in your city.

Great.

Each of the retarded boy with down's
syndrome finds himself as a rock star.

The next one is on the way,

it is located in the nw.c. his guitar
is to tune.

Hopefully we will have good luck. It
remains that there are only two.

It's for you.

The show is tomorrow.

As a guitarist, today is, we're
screwed.

And that is negative energy, man.

Johny, Johny.

The promoter will draw anything if we
don't have a guitarist to have.

It was all going to be the next
guitar player.

This is my music.

If we have an airhead to hire

we will do that.

Jake, do you know anyone who plays
the guitar?

Yes, it does.

Can he do so?

I have no idea.

I'm going to call him, and if you
want it to be.

Do it.
-What do we have to lose.

"We've got two tickets to 'the
creeping flesh',

for our 15th caller.

"Here is a 20-minute, non-stop
rock..."

If there's cheese on it, Martin.
-I did.

Martin, this is not the academy of
art.

Here is the Pizza Building, we have a
single way of doing things,

the right way to go.

The customer is expected to be 200
grams of cheese, of 18, drives,
pepperoni,

and 15 grams of Italian ham.

The people are looking for
consistency, that's where they have
to go back in.

Do you really think that someone
would have a shit to give.

Still, as a comment, and you're
flying through the lane off.

Look, there's that weird voodoo lady.

She lives in that creepy house on 3rd
street.

They would be black-magic to learn.
-- Black magic, it's crap, yes.

I know, as yet, are not.

I have heard it quite a pain to have
stories.

To return to work.

I'm sorry that I'm late, Tony. I was
walking to my bus, miss.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, hurry now,
though. Hurry up about it.

Sign up for yours as well.

To keep it short, yes.

Hello? Martin? Man.

Who could it be?

My dad owns a trailer park where you
live.

He complains about your loud guitar.

If you're interested in an audition
for a band?

Yes.

Where and when?

Chrystal studios, you should
immediately get.

Now, I can't come in. I'm at work.

The band perform as the opening act
at the Creeping Flesh, was not.

Understood.

I'm in, I'm there for you instantly.

Tony.

I should be used to stop today.
No, there's no way.

Tony, I've never been to any favor
asked.

I have to go to this audition.

I promise to make it up.

Listen up, leave, and you don't have
to come back to us.

Good, good, I see you are no longer
here.

Good, Martin, you're not looking.

If you don't make the best first
impression, don't you?

Fall steendood.

Work it out a bit?

I was talking with my dad this
morning. Yes?

If it doesn't work to the show, and
he can always get somebody to use it.

In the construction industry, you
will earn your living.

He's a good guy, and I really do
appreciate it.

But, I submit, not to the city of
demolition work to be done.

Sorry, I thought about it but, , I
know, it's just

I've got the talent.

One day I will be famous.

There is nothing more important to me.

I asked you not to, as a manager,
because you are my sweetheart, you
are.

But, as you are in me and believed it.

You know what, Greg, I really believe
in you.

Hi there.

I'm here for the audition?

It will be very tough.

Ok, Martin, do.

Well, guest,

I think we finally have it.

This guy has come in here, Martin.

This guy is without a doubt

the worst guitarist in the world.

Tell of a time, sign up

if so, how did you get so bad to
become?

How many hours of practice are needed?

Come on, come on, Johnny.

I make better sounds when I'm out.

Johnny, you had made him so hard to
tackle?

I've had it with the new graphics. ,
As it is for you?

I'm kotsbeu.

We will be able to shake.

Lindsay, we have to call the guy with
the nose ring.

We can use it.

Hi there.

It Is Tony at home?

Yes, but I don't think it would be a
good time to.

Look who's back.

Would we even be able to talk?

Really?

We have the "Fall steendood, Tony,"
I've forgotten my

Yes, I'm sorry.

I'd like to get my job done.

If you want a job?

I do, however, have what is in front
of you.

You will have to get a toilet clean.

You get this little piece of straw in
order to suck the blood.

Then you have to get out of here.

It's stupid people that are on top of
you, isn't it?

However, it is only when all this is
over,it

that is, they realize who they're
dealing with.

Yes, that's right. I have to go.

Martin.

I can give you everything that you
want.

We have the power to unleash

that is the inside of your snooze.

How do you know my name?"

You might be under the impression
that that is what I am aware of.

Who is it?"

Airhead, do you believe that everyone
here is deaf,

or if you are just krankjorum?

I have rights as a tenant.

If yes, you are breaking my heart.
Rights.

Here is one of your rights.

I don't want you to get out of here.
Right now, tonight.

I will let you in without a guarantee.

Now if you are six months late with
the rent.

And tortures me and all the others in
the guitar shops.

One day I'll be as famous as his

that is, the people standing in line
to get me to play with.

A famous, right?

It's a dream. You'd better wake up.

With your talent, you'll get only the
line up to see it

at the unemployment office.

Make sure you are wrapped up by
midnight,

or I'm going to put to you, and you
have a choice of the street.

Understand? Freak.

Why it claimed to be, I could have

what I want it to do?

Do you believe in a higher power?
As A God?

Almost.

There is a power in this world

to make your needs understood.

Become a participant

and in each and every possible desire
will be fulfilled.

What do I need to do?

Do you like ally, my child."

It Is in this forum?

Very, very serious.

But to understand it very well

that you are in your soul group

and get all what you want

For me, the best.
-Is.

Now

let me know

what is it that you want to be. More
than anything in this world.

I want to be the biggest rock star in
the world.

All the rest included in the price.

Just close your eyes.

I'm Michelle.

We looked forward to seeing you.

What do I do?

Welcome back, I'm Monique.

Fierce and dressed up.

I have lived here.
-Now, yes.

"What's wrong? It Is not to your
liking?

No, no, this is a very, very nice.

It is not up to your expectations?

I have no idea what I could have
expected.

It is up to us to do? , No.

Sit back and enjoy.

Wait a minute.

For the sake of clarity.

All of this to me?

All of which you can see.

It?
-Almost everything.

If you want the rest of the house?

Yes, that would be great.

Let me just clean up.

Do you want to do the tour? Yes.

It all starts here, please.

Can I use a different garb that?
Certainly.

Everything is going to fit you like a
glove.

So, this is your music room. This
has been a blast.

Hi, I'm Marilyn.

You'll look cute. If you come in at?

And at other times.

There is one thing I have to do it.

Can you help me? Yes.

I've heard that you are a guitar
player looking.

That is, they have been found.

Yes, it's me.

So, what is this gekloot fucking?

Would you like to hear me play, or
how does that work?

Yeah, you know, why not?

For a time, listening can do no harm.

Rotten end on it.

You are adorned like a show.
-I know.

You're a really, really good.

So what's your name?" District.

Angel-Martin.
-Hi, Angel.

I'm Lindsay Roberts, the manager of
the band.

Welcome.

Angel, I'm a Johnny Crack.

There is this One.

Our bass player, Greg Austin. "Hey.

The man on the keys, Izzy.

Me and my band are going to make it.

And you're the guest, we sat down to
wait.

We have a show tomorrow with the
promoter Jimmi Wolf.

You have to understand firmly that
this can cause.

The reason why I'm here.

Here are the tabs for my songs.

You will need all of them for
tomorrow night.

We'll be playing, there will be only
two or three of them.

But there will be a decent
repetitiewerk need to be before we go
crazy.

Well, I'm up for it.

What do you say now, are you ready?

I mean, unless you want to practise,

but I'm done.

I don't know who this is, on paper,
gekliederd,

however, a monkey can play it.

I have written of this day.

You certainly have better things to
do.

Well, the man of steel.

Then play the intro for the "Hairy
Cherry", but a little.

Do you know how to do this better?

Enjoy it, don't worry.

It is very much in order.

For guests, I invite you to my house.

We are building a party to celebrate
it.

Sorry, have to give them your address.

In my own home, around nine.

Martin, you were great. Did you see
that singer and his views?

The lead singer, and guitarist,
please? That was very good.

I am willing to be a party to.
-I can help you with.

What is the hell's going on?

Martin, don't be so naive.

In a deal with the Devil is always in
the game.

It seems to you that it is a good
deal?

No it doesn't.

Five years ago, I went into severe
burns.

I have made a pact to be nice to it.

Marilyn monroe was a deformed birth,
and did the same thing.

The downside for us is that the

when we looked in the mirror, we are
our true selves be seen.

I have looked in your mirror before,
and it didn't seem like that.

Since you're in silver, you know.

Then, and only then, can you see us
as we really are.

What is Monique's story?

Monique had a full coat. End-stage
cancer.

They made a pact to live in, if you
want to call it.

Unlike Marilyn,and me

the old woman took out her soul on
the spot.

Now, she must feed on the souls of
others.

What do you mean? They need to
kill people.

She took a knife, and when they die,
they will

apparently, their lives are absorbing
it.

This is for a limited time only.

What's up with me?"

I don't know.

But you definitely have to know about
it.

Come on, let's go downstairs and eat
something.

Have any of you two having fun?

Yes, it was a great thing.

I'm betting that the Tony to the bed,
and sets it afire.

Yet, there is still much to be done.
To Help you a helping hand?

Yes.

Nicely, you know.

What's happening to me?"

Martin, you are a stud.

It seems to me that we have something
in common.

What say you?

I would have nothing further to eat
at your place.

You going to explain to me what the
hell going on?

Angel, you have no longer have a soul.

I can't either.

You're only as good as he looks, but
if you do, what you eat,

turn your computer into a type of
poison that can kill you.

You were very well made, and quite a
bit more.

You'll be eating habits must be
adapted accordingly.

The food is no longer on the menu.

Can you say to me right now

I will have to kill in order to
survive?

Initially you will feel weak.

If you are going to die.

Now, I understand that it's horrible
sounding, but once you feel hungry,

is it good to you.

Hi all, please come in.

It Is good that we have a couple of
friends invited?

Great.

Glad to see you here.

Thank you.

Did you come alone?"

Nay, rather, along with Him.

He's my boyfriend.

I don't know. The two of you to
arrive separately.

Yes, we all live, each in a different
part of the city.

It was the easier one to find.

If you like my fiance to be,

I wouldn't want you to be in a
different part of the city of
baltimore.

He would not, but I'm old-fashioned.

When's the big day?

I have no idea. I mean, He means
business

we are of the opinion that, due to
the speed and everything

that is, we are just drawing it out.

Excuse me.

Hey, you over there. What are you
looking for here?

I will have to talk to you.
-This is not the right time.

It's easy to find out the back.

Who is that man?

Well, I don't know about it. Maybe it
is the girl.

Are you high?

This is the old zwerfdame off Elm
street.

It is a self-proclaimed " voodoo
lady. A "voodoo lady", eh?

Don't you know?

I know the stories about her, ever
since I was a little girl.

It Is everything to your liking?

Was this really so urgent?

Not a step further.

You may have forgotten who you were

but do never be who I am.

Do you understand what you ought to
do in order to survive?

Yes, I would have to kill him.
-Well, so be it.

Then it gets through to you

what is the crime of the covenant.

This is not acceptable.

That was part of the appointment.

Yes, it does.

Then, we need to change it.
-I'm sorry.

There it is, it's too late for that.

The agreement has been concluded.

Not so fast.

There is one other thing.

There is a girl that I would like to
add to our family.

All of this will remain as it is.

No, you don't understand. This one is
a little different.

At the door she was standing by the
piano.

You are the one who is missing the
point.

You are able to demand.

But you have to live in two different
worlds.

You claimed to be, all of my worldly
concerns.

Well.

There is a means to an end.

You will need your gift, use it to
get yourself to the top of a rise.

What does that tell you?

Play on your guitar.

Then,

let your hair in the blood flow to

in the water

and for her to be baptized

this.

After that you will know what to do.

My job is done for now.

How to come here, deal?

It is

She is my spiritual advisor.

However, she sells gossip. I find
it a shot.

Imagine a time before her.

We will have pizza, get it?

Yes, that's fine.

I have a good tent.
-Go for it.

I continue to be nice here.
-Come on, baby.

I think I'm in love.

You have never been in love.
-Shut up, you.

This calls for more champagne, do you?

yes.

Verroer you don't.

I'll give you another spanking.

Don't go away, I've got you in the
eye.

Get a move on.

I'm finally

all the way to the Philippines.
Things get rough.

Come here, you.

How can we fucking end up here?

What can I get for it?

You can speak to us? I want a
fucking pizza to order.

What are you, guest?

Last time I was only 16-pizza items.

You have to me 18 to give.

I get it every time 18.

I was expecting to experience.
-Sorry, but it will never happen
again.

You're lying to me.

I'll get the damn pizza yourself, to
prepare for it.

Sorry, you are not allowed to,
-is Out of the way.

Get off or I'll call the police.

In the police station.

Go for it, go for it.

They will get you.

You're using too much cheese on it.

Please for now on.

What? So, see you soon!

You must come to me in the pizzasaus
for approval.

Leave her alone.

What is that playroom?

In reverse, moron.
-Afnokken you.

With them on it.

Delicious pizza and more.

No thanks, I'll see you guys later.

Peter, come on, we are waiting for
you.

Awesome party, man.
-For what I don't.

Nice to meet you.
-Of ladies.

If you please, my boy. Don't do it.

What do you want?

I want you to do it with a straw, and
the toilet unclogged, Tony.

Damn.

You are not so much in the southeast,
you are going to kill.

I won't be on all the time in the
area.

Choose the next time you have someone
of less substantial size.

Your eyes are weker than you can
stomach.

Damn.

We have a gig in an hour.

To me, Dave, an excellent guitarist

it is action all the way with you.

He's been better than good.
-That's great.

And what about you? Do you travel
with on tour?
-Yes, absolutely.

It is not just a good manager

but if I hold her down.

There it is, Angel.

Angel, I would like to introduce you
to someone.

When did he have time to rehearse?

So many girls I saw, not since I was
at the shelter to work.

Jimmi, this is Angel Martin. Angel,
this is Jimmi Wolf.

A pleasant introduction to it.

I am very much looking forward to be
playing it.

Johnny, we have to.

I've been on the road.

Listen, I want to tell you not to
ontrusten, or what have you,

however, for this to occur were a lot
of hefty and lazy to show up.

Some of them are the big record
bosses in that direction.

Okay, okay. Now it's Showtime.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
How do you do?

I can't hear you, come on, come on.

A warm welcome to all for the Spastic
Colon would like.

He was there to puke?

He has been flying without it any
more.

My keys, for fuck's sake.

Hold on, buddy. What do you think of
the plan?

I'm the lead singer of the band.

I walked out to my car and thought
about

I put my keys and wallet on the stage
and had to lie down.

Who is this guy?

My fuckin ' guitar player.

She's heard this song not to play.

Why, you won't pay just admission
like everyone else.

As for my wallet, the stage is set.

This is a mess. Here is where I have
the time to do something about it.

I can't believe it.

"You're forcing me to hurt you.

With this you will regret it.

I hope to see you right away, I just
need to get away.

Angel, you've been great.

The crowd was going crazy.

Everyone, please take a pane of glass.

Where is the Angel? He went ahead.

He will be back in a minute.

Johnny is stuck pisnijdig.

Who's out there? He is in the wind.

Yes, I have been in all our prayers
have been answered.

There, I'll take you on.

Hi there.

Hello, and welcome to you.

You're the guitar player.

Yes, did you like the show, right?
Yes.

You must have been very beautiful.

I'm hoping the crowds are to be
avoided.

Do you have a car?

Yes, daarzo.

It's not a limo, but he brings it to
us.

It's perfectly fine.

, Where to ride, we actually want to
go?

My love,

are you going to go to heaven

and I have to go to hell.

Well, hell.

We will be at my home? , No.

I want to do it here.

Well.

So, scumbag, you'll get there

Where have you been? Everyone is
looking at you.

I just wanted to be outside, get some
fresh air and take in.

Angel, let's talk.

For the record bosses in that
direction to jump out to meet you.

I put the equipment away?

Leave it all alone.

You are going to be on the tour, you
will have to practice to do that here.

I would like to pay this in, man.

So here it is,

the following rocksensatie when we
sat down to wait.

Angel, that was most of the time.

It's the most amazing gig ever. That,
I think.

Thank you.

Jesus, Angel. It's the most amazing
gig ever.

I mean that sincerely.

Thank you.

I am the owner of H. N. R. company,
and

I want to be with you and your band
have a contract to provide

with a down payment of up to 125,000
$.

And a 12 % royalty.

What do you think?

Angel, this is wonderful.

We look like having around.

Excuse me.

Angel, are you so sure of your case?
-By the people,

Angel

you don't need to look further.

We can come to an agreement.

Get together with your band, at my
office, so

for an hour, or a 1, and we can work
the details out.

I love sleeping for too long, we have
been there for about 4 hours.

Just what I have to say, and I hope
to see you all at 4 pm.

You're so warm, you are special.

We will have him here to squeeze?

Oh, please, yes. "You are right.

I just get the hell out.

Do you want to join us? "And why
not.

Did you bite it?

I don't know.

However, we are meeting tomorrow at 4
o'clock.

We need this guy to a contract, to
foist.

If someone saw it I don't have

what's his name, he bit that bat's
head off.

"What was his name?"

That's great, Angel.

Not as good as you do.

Can I ask you something?

What is it with you

and who are the three women who have
all the time to be with you?

Just be friends, and we have things
in common.

For it is true.

Just be friends.

Angel, I want to open and play with.

I do love Him.

I would be lying if I say that I am
not appealing to me.

However, I do not want the line to
keep up.

I know that Things are any errors.

Maybe the review I have for him is
too much.

No relationship is perfect.

I don't know.

If we have previously met,

the things that could be different.

Wrong timing on my part.

I just feel uncomfortable with it.

I have to go.

You are not yet married.

Perhaps this is precisely our point.

Lindsay, if you're in love with him,it

you would not be here sitting down.

I felt something when we met.

Angel, just stop it. I hear it's not
to be.

You've come to the right place, and
you know it.

You have to think in a different
hearing

however, no one will love you the way
I do.

Just give me the chance.

I just want to be happy, but

I just can't do it.

Lindsay,

come out of it.

Come on, come on.

You'll be fine.

I just can't do it.
-Mix the colors, please wait.

What are you doing here, it was your
friend sick?

Johnny's death. It.

What are you talking about?

They took him to the stage. He was
dead, stabbed.

She was a little girl in her car

someone did the same to her.

Oh, My God. They can be the culprit?

No it doesn't.

I didn't know you were looking at,
you can search for.

Where did you get it?

I was at the Angel's home.

Nice to hear.

I am interested in Angel, it is
purely a professional, Greg.

All right, I'm sorry.

In my mind,

Let it be.

And with that, today a free man,

it seems to me that I am to-night,
here to stay.

Yes?

Well.

The hoerekloot.

Pork, is that you?

For fuck's sake.

Are you krankjorum?

Everyone in the trailer park can be
your etc.d. to hear it.

What do you do, for christ's sake?

You will have to fly out of there,
buddy. , That you can't do it.

No, don't do it.

Pussy. Please Help, please help.

Well, good morning to you.

Can you come to my meterstandje?

Inspector Corbett, and L. A. police
department.

Lives with Angel, Martin's here.

Yeah, but he's not there now.

You want to come over now.

Go down. "Thank you.

Know ye, Jonathan Crack?

You really are an attractive man, but
this should be fixed more often.

Not so,

I just want to ask you something and
I'll disappear once again.

Well, you know.

You're really cute. If you want to be
with me in the pool?

Hold on.

I just want to ask you something and
be off again.

What's wrong with you?"

Marilyn, you bitch,

you were supposed to be the thing to
forget, and not to him, it stabbing.

I couldn't know that.

You shoot him, you shoot.

I'm sorry,

I thought it would be a waste.

It has to be in order. He was the one
for you.

How nice of all of you. Breakfast in
bed, right?

Get rid of the body, right? - - -
- No problem.

I don't want to be ungrateful
sounding, but

this guy did not have a character.

I have killed the cats, and I felt
better.

Casualty Records say you do.

Excuse me, Angel, and the band will
be there.

Angel's all, come on in, take a seat.

Go and sit down.

We used to listen to Mother's boys

a new discovery in the world around
them.

How do you do?

This is a joke, right?

I mean, these guys are a tax
deduction.

What's wrong with it?
-Do nothing.

A matter of opinion.

Some people will love your style.

We'll get to the point.

Right.

We talked about it, and this is the
bottom line,

we will give you about 150,000
dollars and 14 % in royalty fees.

Just as the realistic is now.

We get about 25 % and 250 000 $ down
payment

if there is no match.

Jesus, Angel,

you're hurting me. Just give me some
space.

You're an unknown commodity, a
novelty.

Unlike you, I'm not a nasty parasite.

For me it is about the music. Latest
offer

(20% of 200,000.

Well, you know,
-is the Ultimate offer.

I think we agree with each other.

Within the next six months

will you be the biggest rock star of
his

in all over the world.

I know.

Angel, that was a bangelijk, man.

Yes, it was amazing.

Yes, I was scared. I was thinking
that it would screw up.

Was Johnny still yet to see that.

With Johnny here, this would not be
true.

Damn. "What is it?

I forgot all about my jekker. Back as
soon as possible.

I have set up for a couple of days
off to take

rehearsals during the week-end.
Yes. It sounds just fine.

To see you soon. I'll be right back.

Angel, thank you. "You are right.

Lindsay,

you get me by?

I want to do a couple of things to
discuss.

I can't, Angel, I've already made
plans.

You may not be able to defer?

This is a very, very important.

I think it's just not a good idea,
right?

Lindsay, it's fine.

If you do, this band is going to
allow you to

there are a few things that you and I
need to discuss with them.

Running the actual to the business,
Angel?

Be there at six o'clock.

Put me at my high school. I've got
some things to settle.

We'll talk later off well.

We would not like to fuck?
-I have a few things to do, all right?

Can we just leave?

Yes, yes, yes, of course.

You are saying it.

Come on in.

I can't stay, I have in my life

Good idea, I will have to go.

Lindsay,

I am hopelessly in love with you.

Look at me, please, in the eye and
tell me that you do not feel anything.

And I do, you will no longer bother
you.

What do I need Him to say it?

That's another bass player search.
Not funny.

I have to go on.

I'm going out to dinner with Him.
Nice one.

Go out for a meal.

But that'll come later right up to me.

Lindsay, I won't let you go

you will promise to return.

I can promise you that. I have to go
back.

I will be waiting for you.

Is it a good thing that I'm a
groupie, I have been invited

when you have occur to know and love.
-Why did you do that?

I don't want to have to go out to eat,

if you can understand me.

Not the best idea.

And that will be it.

"Hey, come on in.

Is Lindsay in here?

Why would Lindsay be here?

To tell you that.

If you have something to say to you,

then come right out.

I think that you, me, and Him want
each other.

And if you don't have a bit of a dim,

you're going to regret it.

Rotten now, but before I take your
head off, jerk.

She's in there or not. , No.

Love you so so so paranoid?

I saw something that I didn't
understand it, yes.

One girl, Marilyn monroe?

I caught sight of her reflection, and
she had been burned, and dirty, and

I looked at her again, and she seemed
to be normal.

Yeah, you know, you and I,

I just noticed the same thing recently

however, I was stoned,and

I'm not stoned and I'm telling you, I
saw the comment.

Damn, that's Him.

Wait, what are you doing?
-I don't let her go.

There is something going on, and the
last thing you want to do

is it to just enter the building.

Well, I'm storm, there's no surprise
inside.

I will be going through the window,
watching, may, I see something else.

Take a klabak.

A klabak?
-Find a copper

Lindsay's in there, right? Do it now,
though.

Be good, be careful.

You can use the top to change
clothes, and Angel will show you in
the tub.

Well.

Do you have an extra towel?
-I'll take you there.

Thank you.

I would like to thank you to bring me
here to ask such questions.

I'm sure the two of us

it is really good to go.

Stop.

She had been killed. - "Who, Him?

No, not her. One of the other girl.

That really felt good.

How do we get the body's to lose?

Stab her with a plastic bag and in
the near future, I'm driving

go to a place where I can dump.

More than this, and I'll take care of
whoever is there.

Mr. Angel Martin?

Yes?

"My name is officer Meak. Shall we go
in and see?

Why is that?

Because I have the girl and saw a
mole.

What girl? What is basel now?

Mr. Martin, we don't have to do so.

But, we will be able to get one.

I have had your help with anything.

Steps drop-in.

Come on, it's on the top.

It happened right here in the kitchen.

In fact, Greg, so come back soon.
What the Angel has this been stolen?

Just to mention that this is crazy, a
few hours ago, it was

a bit annoying that the story, which
I love, wants to join in.

It gets worse and worse as the night
goes on.

Nice try, but it won't do any good.

Over to the side.

So it's been nice.

"Where is she?

You'd better get going.
-All is good.

I have to step into it. We have to
leave.

Wait until you see this.

Come on in here. Then take a look.

We are sorry for the inconvenience.
Have a nice evening further on.

What did you do with the body?

The new rule is,

as of now, we are eating only out.

I will be back in an hour, it.

Marilyn monroe.

You have to be late.

Lindsay, we should talk.

May be that's when it's on your
plate? And I'm starving.

I was at the Angel's home.

I looked out of the window. Not so
fast.

What do you look for?

I thought you were. Listen now

I saw that girl to step

and the thought that it was you.

And through the window I saw my Angel
and her doodstak.

What? Yes.

You can be sure of what you saw?

Yes, there is more to it.

I saw a girl and her reflection

and it was completely burnt and
disfigured.

No, she is only in her reflection.

And then I came up with the jute

her reflection is normal, and the
dead girl is gone.

The jute throw me out, they thought I
was crazy.

Greg, are you high?
-Am I like fuckin ' stoned.

I know that it is plastered it
sounds, yes.

But the Sting is in trouble, promise
me that you will be around.

I can't do it, Greg.

I do not want to offend.
-What do you do now?

Do you have anything with this guy?
-I don't know.

I don't know what I'm feeling. I've
got a bit of time.

Well, you know. Day.

Take time for yourself.

I'm telling you, Angel is not who you
think he is.

He is a beast.

We are going to get involved?

No, Lindsay is coming along.

The new rule was, however, in order
to go out to eat?

I've had to make other plans.

What are you exactly meaning?

I would like her to add to our family.

Why would you want to? Since I
have her in front of me.

Don't put everything on the line.

No, this one is a bit different.

It has to be something very exciting.

There, do I need to.

Not any more.

Michelle.

Michelle.

So where is Tony going?
-I have no idea. From here, I think.

Damn, Lindsay.

Michelle, what are you doing here?"
-I have to talk to you.

Well, come on in.

What's the news?

Apparently no one's stopping you,
Angel, for, between ourselves, to
choose from.

So, I decided to give myself a good
chance.

It's all yours.

I will have to do it.

It's too late, baby. He is smitten
with you.

Out of it.

This is Lindsay, and I'm not, but you
know what you are doing.

Lindsay, are you at home? Hello?

Keep in your head.

I would like to get some answers.

I'm going to call you later.

Hello?
-It is written.

"Hi, Angel.

I want you and Russell to see the
amphi-theatre within 15 minutes.

Replace the dagger with it.

It's under the towel next to the tub.

There's a snake in the water, please
bring that as well.

Just do it.

Who, then, was it?

Angel, he wants us to see it in the
theater

and we have some stuff to bring to
the table.

I want to see the bodies in dumps, so

Can I help you? I'm going to need
something out of the hot tub.

I've got the information needed.

I can't give you any more information.

I can give you everything that you
want.

Do not let this drop.

You created it, Angel, don't you?

I haven't created it. So I gave him
just what he wanted.

So, what can you give?

Please tell me how I can kill him.
-And if he eats it, he dies.

If he eats it?

If he has anything at all to eat.

I want to see the truth.
-It's the truth.

If he eats it, he dies.

But you will do you no good.

You can never force it to eat, or
what to do.

Unless you are a brutal master.

However, you have to give in to the
world of the demons.

I'm thinking not.

Come on, come on, mr. Austin.

You have to know too much.

It's only a matter of time before he
was killed.

But I can give you the required power.

And you can have it all.

Take a seat.

You have to understand that you are
your soul and the sacrifice

in the demon world.

Just close your eyes.

You are a fool,

he will have to kill you.

As possible.

But now I have a chance.

Here.
-"Murder for profit."

They sell a great comic strip below.

Comic books? That's for pussies.

Keep the change.

Do you have any sort mondklem to eat,
to do some soul searching.

No it doesn't. But it is so nasty
taste like it does.

I'd hate to take your leftovers to
clean up.

This is the last time, stop whining,
yes.

Do you have the keys?

No, I thought you still had them.

Well, you wait here. I'll get out of
them.

Peter, we are waiting for Michelle to
go to the theatre, to the city.

With them on it. With them on it.

I was home with Michelle, and He was
there.

Monique was lying dead on the floor.

Is he being followed?
-I don't think so.

I gave him a smack on the head with a
vase

he fell into a stupor, I suppose.
-Are you thinking of?

I don't know. I have just returned.

Get the stuff out of the car and
follow me."

What's wrong with her?

What are we doing here?" "Head"
and be quick about it.

How can I help you?

Yes, I am, Angel Marin. I come to the
rehearsal.

Jimmi Wolf to have everything taken
care of.

Yes, you are allowed to enter.

What's the matter with her?

Just have to be a fan. This is
happening to me now.

Good for you.

Listen, I have carried out the
changes in the group

if, in fact, Greg, Austin, show
themselves, and refuse to him the
access.

Understood.

What are you doing staying here?

We can get guitars to collect. How do
you do?

Great.

This is the largest Creeping Flesh,
the tour so far.

Grab that tub up with water and bring
it to us.

Pick up that axe.

Am on the lookout for Him.

If you do not see him, then kill him.
Go.

This is my baby.

I don't want to get paranoid
sounding, but it

it was custom made for me.

You can admire it.

This is unique in the world. , Good.

Who's there?

In the opening act.

Let's go and have a look.

This one is heavy. Yes.

There must be more than that, baby.

Come on.

Angel, don't do it.

Please.

Beestig sound.

Out of the way.

Back.

Come On, Lyn.

We call on the police.

Wait, for the love of god.

Time for a drastic career change.

I know that my dad was going to work.

As drastically as now.

- How much is a hamburger and a coffee?
- 45 pence.

45 pence...

- 45?
- 45, yes.

See you the morra.

♪ Say you and your Spanish eyes
will wait for me...

♪ Oh, you and your Spanish eyes

♪ Will wait for me

♪ Yes, you and your Spanish eyes

♪ Will wait for me... ♪

You've got to make the most
of what life offers you.

Life isn't meant to be easy.

Not for anybody.

OK, some of us may start out
with more than others.

More... advantages, you might say.

That's not the main item.

It's basically every man for himself.

Take the two of us, for instance.

What did we start with?
What did we do with ourselves?

For a start, there's my 'O' levels.

Two!

Ah! Now, there's a fair advantage
you might say, eh?

But I worked for them.

You see,
that's what you and I have in common.

Not the 'O' levels, no.
The advantages, eh?

You know, the little supports
that help us along life's weary way.

Let's face facts, Earl.

We've had our fair share of advantages.

Like, for instance,
you had a nice, warm country,

money, a big house,

girls, a big horse.

Aye. And I bet you ate
a lot of nice curries up at that...

Kandahar, eh?

Nicely done, Earl.

Oh, wait a minute here.

I don't see too many 'O' levels there,
Earl old son.

How did you do it?

And why the bloody hell
don't I have a job?

Oi!

Go on your bike! I'm trying
to sleep here. Come on, clear off!

Go on!

...PX-135 conversion
for the quadraphonic speakers.

You've got the wattage meters
built in at the start.

- How much is that?
- Including the pre-amp, that'd be £740.

- What about the FM tuner with...
- Automatic phase tracker?

- Aye, automatic phase tracker.
- Another £460.

You've got the basics
for a first-rate system.

- Eh?
- The basics.

Oh, the basics.

If you took the Elite speakers, I could
give you the lot for, say, 1,080?

- Have you got a cigarette?
- Aye, certainly.

You're tempting me,
but I want tae think about it.

- About that automatic...
- Phase tracker?

Aye, phase tracker.
I'll pop in on Friday and let you know.

Thanks a lot. That piss-taker,
I mean phase tracker is magic.

Aye, my dad only needs it on Saturday,
so it's mine all week.

- I've got to buy my own petrol.
- Really?

Aye, it's 20 miles
to the gallon in town.

- That's tough.
- Are you working yet...?

- That's tough, too.
- Well, things are tough all over.

Aye. I have to scoot now. See you!

Oh, come on!

- Where are you going?
- I'm going for a walk. See you later.

- I'll get it fixed in a minute.
- It's no' that...

- I'll no' be a minute.
- See you later, Ronnie.

The rain's definitely goin' off, eh?

It sure is.

A good shower
really cleans the place up.

It makes the world sparkle.

It sure does.

Did you have a good day?

- Very enjoyable.
- Same here. Very, very enjoyable.

Me, too. In the park mostly.

It's miserable, isn't it?

Yeah.

I tried to kill myself today.

Just after you left, Wal.

I took a mouthful of Corn Flakes
and milk and held my nose shut.

I tried to drown myself
in Corn Flakes and milk!

No, if you want to kill yourself,
what you dae is,

you stand somewhere wet,
get yourself a good earth,

then plug yourself into the mains.

That's what I was gonnae dae.

Woof!

No, I think the best way
is out a window.

Really high up.

Hit the ground at 120 mile an hour.

I was gonnae try that up
at the high flats, but the lifts were stuck.

Couldnae be bothered climbing
400 stairs.

Christ, you'd be fit for nothing
by the time you got to the top!

There's got to be more to life
than committing suicide.

There's got to be something.
There's got to be some way out.

I think the rain's gone off, eh?

Oh, beat it, eh?

Are youse comin' down the road then?

- Are youse goin'?
- Aye, come on.

Hey! Do you no' think it's time you traded
that in for something wi' wheels?

I'm sorry I had to drag youse all out on
such a cold night, but now we're all here,

well, Ronnie wants to say something.

I've got a lot to say, boys, but I've just
got one key word to say first of all.

Sink.

No, no.

Get up. Let me put it another way, eh?

We are sittin' on a gold mine.

Or should I say a steel mine?
A stainless steel mine!

Look, what's this area famous for?

What's it well known for?

Drunks.

Muggers.

- Multiple social deprivation!
- Sinks!

Stainless steel sinks.

Hundreds of them
up at Martin's warehouse.

- Sinks worth a fortune.
- You mean where I used tae work?

Aye, we mean where you used tae work.

The sinks come at 60 quid apiece.

An hour in there and we could shift 80,
maybe 90 into a van.

60 times 90? Hey, that's over 100 quid!

- Where will we get a van?
- Vic's mate's a van boy.

He's gonnae get it fixed up wi' him.
Any Corn Flakes?

No. Sugar Puffs...?

Hey, we need a modus exper...

Eh, a modul oper...

Och, you mean a modus operandi?

No, we need a way tae get in!

- Wal, put your shoes on.
- Aye.

Decoys. Two guys dressed up as cleaning
ladies to take care of the night-watchman.

You know, we can get wigs
and make-up, a dress.

I'll be one of them.

Good idea, Vic.

We need some inside information.

Alec, where did you say you worked
before you got the sack?

The accounts department.

It was unfair dismissal! It's no' my fault
I'm no' a walking computer.

OK, men, back to work. Keep thinking.

This job's gonnae be perfect.
It's gonnae be a work of art.

We're gonnae be rich.
But we still need some more guys, though.

Vic, get the van fixed up, right?

- Are you sure you've nae Corn Flakes?
- No.

Alec, remember anything you can
about the layout.

Doors, windows, anything. Draw a plan.

Wal, check the night-watchman.
See where he spends the night.

Check out his routine.
What else do we need?

Four or five more people
with skill, courage and determination.

- Morning rolls?
- Ten dozen.

- Jam sponges?
- No.

- Bridies?
- No.

- Pancakes?
- No.

- Coffee buns?
- A dozen.

- Paris buns?
- No.

- Small Alberts?
- No.

- Chocolate doughnuts?
- A dozen.

- Iced doughnuts?
- No.

- Sugar doughnuts?
- No.

- Apple turnovers?
- A dozen.

- Madeira cake?
- No.

Angel cake...?

- Ginger slabs?
- No.

- Albert slabs?
- Dozen.

- What's wrang?
- I've got something to tell you, Bobby.

We cannae talk here.
We'll go somewhere quiet.

- I cannae leave the shop.
- Just a couple of minutes. That's all.

- Sultana cake?
- No.

- Cream cookies?
- No.

- Apple slab?
- Two.

You've got a van.

Well, what do you think?

Well?

Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

Oh, fuck.

- Small trifles?
- No.

- Large trifles?
- No.

It's a big job.

Local...

High-class goods.

Fool-proof entry.

We want a look-out.

Plus someone that can handle alarms.

Oh, for God's sake,
it's like a public park here!

Come on, let's get somewhere quieter.

Shoo!

It's magic, this place, in the summer.

So, a good alarm man is what we need.

One circuit does the whole place,
as far as we know,

then one, maybe two good look-outs,
you know?

One on the inside
and one outside on the road.

We want people
with skill, courage and determination.

What's up?

It's quite choppy today, isn't it?

I'm sorry to be a bother, Ronnie,
but I'm just not a very good sailor.

I'm very keen on the job, though.
It sounds fine.

I'd be fine if I was sick.

Come in, number seven, your time's up!

Keep away fae thae swans. They're evil.

They can break your arms
with their muzzles.

- Beaks.
- Aye, beaks. Ducks aren't so vicious.

- Hey, where's New York?
- 3,000 miles that way.

- Where's Australia?
- 12,000 miles that way.

- Where's China?
- 5,000 miles that way.

Ask me the capital of Ethiopia.

OK, what's the capital of Ethiopia?

Addis Ababa.

- What's six and eight?
- 14.

Rubbish! Naewhere near it.

- Aye, it is.
- You're miles off it.

- No, I'm not.
- It's naewhere near 14.

Hey!

One of us should talk tae Simmy
and gie him the details.

Tell him about the key
for the warehouse door.

- And the signal to get the gate open.
- Tell him to get the door down quick.

Right. Where will he be?

Up at the Arts Centre.
He looks after the bees.

That's ideal for secret discussions.
It's up on the roof.

It's a good, quiet place to talk.

- Right.
- Right.

♪ All things bright and beautiful... ♪

- Who was that masked man?
- Search me.

Come on. Yeah, come on.

Come on. Sit doon.

Coochie, coochie, coochie...

Coochie, coochie, coochie coo.
Coochie, coochie, coochie coo.

I've got the plan.

If I go get the key for the watchman,

we'll pass it on to the guy
on the inside, the little guy.

He'll go to the back gate
and tap out the signal. Three taps.

The van goes in, the gate
comes down again. Really quick.

Ronnie'll show you the stuff to take.

Just the sinks, nothing else.

What are you daein' here?

What are you daein' here, you mug?

I came to tell Simmy
what you've been sayin'.

I forgot about the two taps.
It's a good job you remembered.

Aye.

It's good to have you with us.

It's a big job, but it's simple
and that's the beauty of it.

We're all going to be rich.

Have you finished with this roll here?

Big, big money.
Capital for anything you want.

I'm going to make you rich. Come on.

Two coffees and a roll and sausage,
wasn't it?

- Yeah.
- 57 pence, please.

I wonder if you could take care
of the coffees?

Look, I've left my wallet
in my other jacket pocket.

I'll square you up later. I'm sorry.

You're a screwball!

Big money, eh?
Lots of capital, do what you want!

- You cannae even buy me a coffee?
- I'm sorry.

How do you expect to do a robbery and
you can't even buy me a cup of coffee?

That's what we're daein' it for.
We've nae money just noo!

Can't do a robbery without money!

I'm in the gang two minutes,
two minutes and I'm losing already!

OK, lads,
can I have your attention, please?

Come on, a wee bit of hush, attention!

Will you shut up
and give me your attention?

Down...

Will you shut up!

Right, lads,
the boss wants a word with you.

Thanks.

I'd just like to say you're doing
a great job. Keep up the good work.

Thanks.

What does it do?

It puts the alarm system
out of action completely.

How does it work?

You find the main fuse box
inside the warehouse.

- Yeah.
- Locate the fuse for the alarm circuit.

- Yeah.
- Then you throw this box at it.

- It should knock it tae fuck!
- Yeah.

Hey, what does that dae?

It puts the alarm system
out of action completely.

Head up. Swing your arm.

- Wal, stop muckin' about.
- I'm no' muckin' about!

- Aye, you are.
- I'm no'!

We've got dresses to try on and make-up.

I'm tryin' my best!

- What else have we got to do?
- Have you got the clothes?

- Aye. You?
- Aye.

- Everything ready?
- Aye.

But... how do you become a girl?

Convince yourself first
before anything else.

- Tell yourself you're a girl.
- How?

- 'I'm a girl.' Say it.
- I'm a girl.

- That's it. Try, Wal. It helps.
- I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

- Wal, try it.
- No, I'm no' sayin' that.

- Wal!
- No!

- I'm a girl.
- You're an eejit!

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

- You like this, don't you?
- No... Aye, I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

- Try it.
- No!

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

- Wal, try it.
- No!

Oh, no.
It's a three-week high-protein diet.

It was in last week's Vanity Fair.

Is anything worrying you just now?

Are you quite happy?

Well, there was one or two things
I wanted to talk to you about.

Would you wear a brown skirt
with a red top,

say, a really deep red, kind of maroon

with maybe grey tights?

Vic, what's wrong with you?

Aye, right, brown tights.
It needs to be brown tights. Brown tights.

What's up?

Look, Mary, it's good.
It'll bring us closer together.

We'll be able to share things,
talk about the same things,

make-up and frocks.

- We can be real buddies.
- I've got girlfriends for that!

It's meant to be different with you.

Look, I know what I'm doing.

It's gonnae work out fine.

Tell me. Talk to me about it.

I'm just interested in girls.
I mean, I like them.

You don't have to BE one!

Of course not. I'm a boy.
I'm a boy. I'm a boy!

- I want my lipstick back.
- Eh?

The one you took from my bag last night
when we were saying 'good night'.

I'm still a good kisser, eh?

- What's goin' on, Vic? Eh?
- I'll tell you soon.

- Tell me now!
- Soon!

What do you fancy?

I've set my heart on ten days
in Barbados.

Very nice.

It's a four-star hotel,

full board, return flight for, eh...

...just over four sinks. It's no' bad.

Ah, but look,
if you put in an extra sink,

you can get the African safari
with five nights in Nairobi.

I don't know.
It's awful difficult to choose.

Here, what are you gonnae dae
wi' your sinks?

I've got my eye on a lovely, wee CSL.

- Oh.
- A guitar, you know?

- An amplifier box.
- Mm-hm.

A wah-wah pedal, you know? Wah-wah!

I've even got the plectrum.

Show me.

Aye, very good.

Huh! Give us a tune.

♪ Da-na-na, dan-dan-dan

♪ I don't want a holiday in the sun

♪ I wanna go to the new Belsen... ♪

I'm a boy. I'm a boy.

I'm a boy!

Does it involve other boys?

No, of course not.

It's just me.

How's Vicky?

I've got my sister's shoes.
She won't miss them at the weekend.

Not now, Alec. Later.

But it's about the brassiere.
I could only get a 36B.

There's hunners o' room in the straps.
It'll fit you OK.

Have you got the lipstick for Wal?
You said you'd get it for him.

He cannae get lipstick.
You said you'd get it.

You away, Mary?

What about thae tights?
Did you get the red ones?

- What about the van?
- Bobby's fine.

Two days' notice is all he needs.
Everything's worked out.

15th floor. Be here in a minute.

What's he gonnae do?

His driver always has tea from a flask.
He'll put something in it, knock him out.

- The van's his.
- What's he gonnae knock...

How are you, boys?

What's he gonnae knock him out with?

Chemicals. A special mixture.

Bobby knows what he's doing.
Don't worry. It's guaranteed.

Is the van driver guaranteed
to wake up again?

Aye, Bobby knows the score.

Two days' notice he wants?

That makes it Wednesday night.

OK, tell the boys
we hit Martin's on Wednesday night.

All right then?

Wednesday.

Tuesday.

- Wednesday.
- Are you sure?

Wednesday, Wednesday!

- Buy me a coffee, Simmy?
- Wed... en... sday!

It's Wednesday.

Pay attention, lads. We've got to know
all these signals for the big night.

Number one,
two arms waved across the chest

is the signal for 'start loading'.

Start loading!

Start loading.

I'll dae it again. Start loading.

Start loading.

So it's start loading?

We'll dae it again.

Start loading!

We're makin' good time today, Bob.

Only two drops to do.

Should be finished pretty sharp.

I'll sleep like a log tonight.

- What are you up to yourself?
- Wednesday?

- I've got my night school tonight.
- What are you learning?

- Chemistry.
- Oh, just the man.

Can you do love potions?

Maybe.

Could you do one for my wife?

Maybe.

Could you make her run away
wi' somebody else?

Hey!

Ronnie!

Ronnie!

Ronnie! Ronnie! Ronnie!

Ronnie! Ronnie!

Ronnie! Ronnie! It's me!

Don't jump! It's only me!

Davy, ya bastard, ye!

Are you tryin' tae kill me?

Come on.

Aye, come on.

I'm sorry if I gave you
a fright there, Ronnie.

It's an automatic reaction.
It comes with the training.

That's OK.

I can appreciate that.

Oh!

You've obviously got
the reactions of a tiger.

Oh, gee...

How are you? I havenae seen you
since we left school.

Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.

You've grown a bit.
You used to be about...

I just sprouted in the past year.

Are you still playin' the violin?

No.

Are you workin' yourself?

No!

How's the gang?

What gang? I don't know any gangs.

If you're looking for a gang guy,
you've got the wrang guy.

I don't know any gangs, honest!

The boys!

- The boys?
- Aye, Simmy.

- Simmy?
- And Vic.

- Vic?
- And Wal.

Is he still up to his daft, old tricks?

Remember the time he wanted us
to break into Aldo's cafe

and steal all
his cheese and onion crisps?

That Wal's a bad yin
and he always has been.

No, we were just boys. Daft boys.

Do you want to see my whistle?

Aye.

Name, laddie.

This is my notebook.

Name!

Ronnie Munro.

No... fixed... abode.

That's Glasgow G40, isn't it?

Glasgow G40.

I know you're not a bad lad.

Yeah...

Just mixin' with the wrong crowd.
That's all.

Do yourself a favour.

Come on, take them off.

Christ, Ronnie,
I seem to have lost the key!

Eh, look, you'd better come down
to the station to get a spare.

Tango 81 to base. Tango 81...

Please repeat.

That's two pound of sugar
and one pint of milk.

Right, over and out.

Look, relax.

See when they snapped shut?

I could see my whole life flash
before my eyes. It was horrible, Wal.

Och, you're safe now.

I mean, look.
The rain's goin' aff as well.

We might get a good night for it.

Are you no' excited?

I mean, it's been hard work.

Yeah, everybody's been great.

I'm sorry
it's all going to be over so soon.

If it works, you can do it again.

- Another job?
- Why not? You might have a flair for it.

Naw.

I think I'll just retire
on my ill-gotten drains.

Hey, cheers anyway. Eh?

I have to go.

Still got my hair to do.

Hey, stay cool, eh? I'll see you later.

Give us a cup of tea, will you, Bob?

Don't you want to stop
and have it properly?

Nah, keep going and get finished early.

Have it your way.

Thanks.

- Everything OK?
- Fine.

What's that?

It's the driver.
I couldn't just dump him.

Do we have to take him all over with us?

- How long's he gonnae be out for?
- I don't know.

It's the first time I've tried it
on a human.

What did you try it on before?

A mouse.

How long was it out for?

Four month...
but it woke up in perfect health.

- Jesus! Four months?!
- Get the boys in or we're gonnae be late.

- Ronnie, who's the stiff?
- Get in!

Aw, look at your hair. What a mess!

- It was the rain!
- Shove on a scarf!

- Where's the wee man?
- Here.

Come on.

You really are a sight.

Let me do the talkin'.
Don't throw yourself at him.

We'll play hard to get for the first
half hour, then we'll play it by ear.

Where did you get that awful brooch?

Good evening, ladies.

You probably think
we're a pair of silly girls,

but is this Abernathy's factory?

We're supposed to clean the offices,
but we can't seem to find the place.

- Silly girls that we are.
- Nah, you're a long way frae Abernathy's.

- A fair bit aff your track.
- It's our first night, too.

What will we do?

Well, you just sit down here
and have a nice cup of tea.

You can phone the man

and don't you worry
your pretty little head about it, OK?

What do you think, Marion, dear?
Will we stay here with the nice... man?

Excuse me. Is there a wee girls' room
where I could fix my make-up?

Aye, it's right across the corridor.
And... take your time.

'Mmm, I love you, I love you.'

A sweet thing like you
won't need any sugar, eh?

Do you want to go to the wee boys' room?

Don't you catch cold, mind. The key's...

The key's in the lavatory pan upstairs.

Key's in the pan. Key's in the pan...

Key's in the pan. Key's in the pan.

Key's in the pan. Key's in the pan.

The key's in the... pan.

What the hell's going on in there?
We're 10 minutes behind already.

- Relax.
- Relax?!

Maybe you'd give me a wee something
to put me oot for a couple of centuries.

Eh, Doctor?!

Sorry, wee hold up.
There's loads of pans.

Hey, Andy, your sister will kill you
if you get a hole in they tights.

- You did say it was a robbery.
- Watch you don't go too fast.

They're run-resistant.
You'll break a leg.

Let's get back to work, eh? Steel sinks,
kitchen-size. That's all we want.

- Alec, what floor are the sinks on?
- Eh, the second floor.

Aw! THIRD floor! Come on.

This is the place, lads.

Let's get tae work.

Aww, she's a shy one, eh?

I like the shy ones.

I wonder where that wee rascal's got to.
I better go and find him.

He sometimes has trouble with his zip.
Takes after his father. Byesie-bye!

What are you doing?

I'm having trouble with this bastard,
missus.

Now you're wet in front of your ears
as well, ya choob!

- How much is one of these?
- Forty quid.

For that price,
you'd think you'd get a new one.

Put it back.

Gie's a break, Ronnie.
It's my mother's birthday.

You know the rules... these things
are too easily traced. Now put it back.

Do you know where there's a toilet?

Alang the corridor, turn to your right,
it's third on the left.

♪ ...and a-prancing

♪ Commence the dancing and the prancing

♪ Dub-eddy-dum

♪ Commence a-prancing

♪ And a-dancing...

♪ Oo-do-be-do-be-do

♪ Bom bom, dub-eddy-dum

♪ Commence a-prancing and a-dancing

♪ Oo-doodly-do

♪ A-dancing and a-prancing

♪ Doo-doo, de-do, doo-doo

♪ De-doooo, de-doodly-do... ♪

♪ De-doodly-do, de-doodly-do

♪ De-doodly-doooo, de-doodly-do

♪ A-dancing and a-prancing

♪ De-do-do-do

♪ De-dooo-de-doodly-do... ♪

- How's the watchman?
- OK. Wal's taking care of him.

Want a wee somethin' tae put in his tea?

Naw, no thanks, Bob. We can handle it.

Here, puss... Here, puss, puss, puss.

Puss...

What are you doin' after the robbery?

Haud on! I'm a boy. You know, I'm a boy!

No, I know that. Em, it's just...

You doin' any jobs? Any more robberies?
Anything like that?

Not really thought about it, you know.

You know, we'd make a good team.

You've got style.

Oh, do you think so? Not too showy?

No, no, not at all. Not at all.

There ye are. Have a read.

Go up and tell them that's enough.
We're pulling out in four minutes.

Check the street. Give us the all-clear
in three and a half minutes.

- Sure.
- Vic...

Vic! Get yourself and Wal outside.

We'll pick you up on the corner
in seven minutes.

I'm just getting rid of footprints.

'C'mon, Alec. Time to go home.

Coo-ee! Can a girl come in?

Now, now, Marion, dear. It's time we let
this nice man get back to his work.

Thanks for all your help, sir.

Aw, it's been a great pleasure, ladies.

You two mind and take care
of yourselves.

There's a lot of hoodlums oot there

that just don't have any respect
for a lady.

- So take care.
- Thank you.

Well done, wee man.

Ho ho! Barbados, here I come!

Ha-hey!

First floor.
Sinks and ladies' underwear.

Thank you.

I don't know what the place
is coming to.

They actually got a helicopter on
Martin's roof and lifted the sinks away.

The mind boggles!

Know what I'm gonnae dae?

Go hame and tell Bobby
to get a padlock on the bathroom door.

Well, not a bad night's
work, eh, fellas?

93 stainless steel sinks.

And our very own snoring zombie.

Don't scoff, smart arse!
He's worth a lot more than your sinks.

That's a scientific curiosity. I could get
£200 for him up at the university.

Oh, aye? What do you propose?

Wheel him to the front door
and ask for the cashier?

You're a maniac.

- You're a psychopath.
- I'm no'! I'm a scientist!

That's suspended animation.
Folk have been trying for ages to do that.

You could send him through space,
to Saturn, Mars, even Jupiter.

Short of van drivers on Jupiter,
are they, eh?

You see problems everywhere.

A scientific breakthrough's staring you
in the face!

What about the sinks, Ronnie?
When do we get the money?

They're too hot
to put on the market just now.

We're just as well keeping them here.

- But if anybody has any bright ideas...
- What bright ideas have you got?

What's the big plan now?

Hey...

- Going back to what you said about...
- What about it?

How much would we get for his kidneys?

Shut up!

- He stays in one piece.
- That was a fair question.

The kidney market's in a very healthy
state. Kidneys flying all over the world.

But for once I agree with you, Ronnie.
We'll keep him in one piece.

He's easier to carry that way as well.

What aboot the money?
That's what we did it for.

- I want tae book my holiday.
- Where are you goin'?

A wee place on the east coast.
I saw it on the map. Grangemouth.

- Fancy coming?
- Er, no, thanks. Maybe next year, eh?

There's a simple way...

There's a simple way to do it, Ronnie.

Offload the sinks and split the money
or split the sinks, right now,

and it's every man for himself. Lads?

Stop asking people tae make decisions!
Troublemaker!

Ronnie, I'll take my sinks and call it
a day. How many does it work out at?

OK, but they don't leave here
until after the weekend.

Give things a chance to cool down.

It works out at eight sinks each.
That'll leave some for...

Most disappointing show,
would you not say? Very boring, really.

But this... this interests me.

I'm here to see a man.
He's interested in buying them.

Really? He must know a thing or two

about the most recent developments
in the New York School.

- This is a very, very good piece.
- He'll be along just now.

You're not the artist? You are?
You're responsible for this?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Did you bring it here to install it?

I just brought it to install it. A fella
was interested, but he hasn't turned up.

- It's not yet part of the show?
- No, it isn't. It's mine.

- Nothing to do with the gallery?
- No, no, no. It's mine.

This is perfect for the exhibition
I'm planning about metal sculpture.

I'm buying all the work for the show
and I'd love to buy this. How much is it?

- You're interested in buying it?
- I am. How much?

Well, the sinks come about
60 quid apiece.

I could let you have the four
for... 200.

That's ridiculously cheap!

I could fling in some taps,
you could make it 250.

No, I accept it as a work of art.
I know exactly what you're getting at.

It's extraordinary.
What do you call it? What's the name?

- Well, just... Sink.
- Sink?

Well, I'm happy to buy Sink for...£200?

- Yes.
- Do you mind actually? It's my lucky day.

It's absolutely as it should be.

- Tell me... Sorry, what's your name?
- Cash.

- Sorry?
- M Cash.

M Cash. How appropriate.

Well, Mr Cash, here you are.

M Cash, Esquire.

£200.

- There we are. Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

'Tango Control to all mobiles.
We have another missing bread van.

'Colour: white. Contents: four dozen pies,
eight dozen morning rolls,

'two dozen small trifles, three dozen
large trifles, one dozen apple turnovers,

'three dozen iced doughnuts,
no chocolate doughnuts.

'Repeat: no chocolate doughnuts.'

Come on, ya stubborn bastard!

I'll break it
and re-set it up your back!

- Now, now, Doctor.
- How's the other one?

It's still the same.

We've got the computer read-out

on his biorhythmic electro-magnetic
brainwave sleep pattern, Doctor.

- Quite interesting reading.
- What's the score?

According to the analysis
of the normal sleep pattern,

he's scheduled to wake up
in the year... 2068.

- Without ageing a single day.
- He'll wake up and want his breakfast.

Carrying the hopes,

the dreams, the fears of all of us
into the next century!

The sink, Doctor. Don't forget,
he'll be carrying that, too.

There's so much more
we could be telling them! Giving them!

All they're going to get
is a bloody sink!

When he wakes up,
he'll be a billionaire.

- He's due 80 years of Sick Benefit.
- With compound interest!

Plus 40 years of Old Age Pension.
He'll be worth a fortune.

Just think... waking up to start
a new life in the Glasgow of 2068.

The ring road will be finished!
Partick Thistle in the European Cup!

The SDA will have started a facelift
in Bearsden... trees everywhere!

And medicine...
just think of the progress.

Everybody in Paisley will be able
to have a brain transplant.

Yeah...

He's going to wake up
to one hell of a city!

Hey!

Wait a minute! He can piss off!
Get a rocket to Australia.

Be there in an hour!

He'll no' have to stay here!

- When's he going to shut up?
- Don't worry. It'll be over in 80 years.

A bloody miracle, eh?

I know. I've heard of water intae wine,
but sinks intae doughnuts?!

Fantastic!

Well, wait a minute.
If sinks turn into doughnuts,

what happened tae the driver?

It's no' him. It's no' snoring!

Listen, lads,
I've got something important to say.

I've been thinking. You know that Irn-Bru
factory up the road up at the cross?

It's a natural for a hit.

- Naw...
- Look, the summer's coming in.

Hundreds of thirsty people.
We can make a fortune!

We can get rid of the guard dogs with
Bobby's chemicals in the kennel meat.

It's only a 20-foot fence. All we need is
a couple of ropes. No, rope ladders.

That's the thing. Rope ladders.

All we dae is connect one end
of the hose

into the main pump inside the factory.

That's all inside. And the other end
tae oor tanker ootside. That's all.

20,000 gallons of Irn-Bru?
Hey, that's no' to be sniffed at.

We could take the stuff down the coast,
sell it on the beaches.

- Magic!
- We could drive it to Spain!