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Let there be light.
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I can't believe you waited three
months to tell me about this.
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In my defense, it's not like
you and I have always had
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the best tenant-slash-
building-manager relationship.
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Your first week here, you said,
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"Ma'am, will you help me
hang my shower drapes?"
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I don't know which to
be offended by more,
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you calling me "ma'am"
or you calling them "shower drapes."
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What would you call them?
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Curtains, Zoey. They're curtains.
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[SIGHS] You need a new part.
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I'll hit up the hardware store
right after I get my manicure.
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Dear God, is this job really
worth the cheaper rent?
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[ZOEY LAUGHS]
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What are you giggling at?
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Simon and I are helping
each other make me-mojis.
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Does that really look like me?
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All I see is a single lady
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texting an engaged man before 9 A.M.
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- [OUTGOING TEXT CHIME]
- This is just innocent fun.
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- [INCOMING TEXT CHIME]
- Said no innocent person ever.
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- I can see your side-eye.
- Good.
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[OUTGOING TEXT CHIME]
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Morning, Bonnie.
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Wait. Someone actually lives there?
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I've been in this
building for two years,
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and I've never seen
anybody go in or out.
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Shh. Bonnie's agoraphobic,
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so I deliver her mail
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and occasionally read
to her through her door.
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I've never heard a peep,
but it's probably good practice
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for when I finally record my audiobook.
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Poor Bonnie.
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She must be so lonely.
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Can you imagine
living your life like that?
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I can't imagine hiding
myself from the world.
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I'm a Leo, baby, brave, bold, beautiful!
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And I'm...
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whatever a Capricorn is.
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[SIGHS] It's too bad we
can't all be like you.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Oh, yes, I'm the great pretender ♪
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♪ Pretending that I'm doing well ♪
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♪ My need is such ♪
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♪ I pretend too much ♪
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♪ I'm lonely, but no one can tell ♪
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♪ Oh, yes ♪
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♪ I'm the great pretender ♪
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♪ Adrift in a world of my own ♪
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♪ I've played the game ♪
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♪ But to my real shame ♪
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♪ You've left me to dream all alone ♪
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♪ Too real is this
feeling of make-believe ♪
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♪ Too real when I feel ♪
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♪ What my heart can't conceal ♪
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♪ Oh, yes ♪
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♪ I'm the great pretender ♪
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- Mo?
- Yes, angel?
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You just sang to me,
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like in a heart-song way,
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not in like a condescending
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"I'm gonna teach you
the power of music" kind of way.
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I didn't feel anything.
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Eh, I'm telling you it happened.
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Here's the bad news.
Your song was kind of sad.
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And what was it you thought
you heard me singing?
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I'm gonna take a shot in the dark
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and say "The Great Pretender."
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According to the lyrics,
you're pretending you're well,
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but, at the same time,
you're, like, super lonely.
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Should we unpack that?
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No, because I didn't sing it.
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If I'm gonna sing anything,
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it's gonna be something like
"Walking on Sunshine,"
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and there'd be a montage of
me trying on cute clothes.
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I don't know. I really think...
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I really think your
power is on the fritz, girl.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to snake a toilet
in apartment seven.
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Quick. Feel something strongly,
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but don't tell me
about it. Just think it.
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Did you just learn a new magic trick?
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Just work with me, Simon, okay?
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What is bothering you on the inside?
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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I'm kind of pissed at the florist
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for our engagement
party. Does that count?
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- What happened?
- He totally bailed on us.
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Jessica is livid,
and I'm kinda scared for the guy,
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because she will find him,
and she does not fight fair.
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If you need somebody,
you should call my mom.
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She's a landscape architect,
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but that's florist adjacent-adjacent.
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I'm sure she could give
you some solid recs.
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God bless you.
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Godspeed to you.
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Uh, I will give her a heads-up
and text you her info.
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Thank you.
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[BLENDER WHIRRING]
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Sorry, Zoey. I'm just making
a smoothie for your dad.
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But if you're saying what
I think you're saying,
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just have your friend call me.
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DAVID: Instant gratification
is not what we're after.
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EMILY: I don't do
surprises. Hand it over.
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Hey, you two. Play nice,
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or I'm gonna take your toy away.
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Be my guest, and then will
you please open the damn thing
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and let me know what it says inside?
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We went to the OB-GYN this morning,
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and the baby's gender
results are in here.
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- [GASPS] Open it!
- No!
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- Come on.
- Oh, see?
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Now you got her involved.
I need two of you?
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- Maggie, I agree.
- Yeah.
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David.
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He wants to wait until
this whatever you are
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pops out of me to find out
if it's a boy or a girl,
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but why would we want to do that?
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Well, because it's exciting,
surprising, more fun.
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And try impractical,
inconvenient, patience testing.
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- I could go on, babe.
- Please don't.
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Oh, I'm with Emily on this.
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- You are wasting precious time.
- Exactly.
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Hey, Dad, you want to weigh in on this?
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[SLURPS]
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DAVID: "Pass." He's just
being polite, okay?
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We all know that Dad always
votes on the side of...
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ALL: Bigger moments, bigger memories.
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- DAVID: Yes.
- All right, how 'bout this?
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I agree to wait until
we're in the delivery room
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if you agree to rub my
feet and/or shoulders
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every night 'til then.
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Deal. But I have to warn you,
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- it... it might get a little bit...
- It won't get sexual.
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No? No?
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- No.
- Yeah, okay.
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Are you sure that you're
okay with me leaving?
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It's totally fine. I
talked to the office.
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They're cool with me
working here for the week,
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and it'll give Dad and I a chance
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to have some good
father-son quality time.
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Right.
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Thank you.
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Then, I guess I will just go
do this whole me-time thing
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that you and Zoey seem to want so badly.
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I just, um...
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... have to figure out
what it is me wants to do.
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Oh, hi, Joan. How's it going?
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Oh, great. Super great.
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- Glad to hear it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Does that mean you and Charlie...
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Are basically dead to each other? Yeah.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, okay.
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- Congratulations?
- Right?
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I mean, he's been living at the hotel.
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I haven't reached out once.
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This new chapter of my life is all about
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making healthy choices,
and I have never felt better.
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I swam a half-mile in
the Bay this morning,
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I'm flying my herbalist
in from Shanghai,
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and, thanks to my new no-carb,
high-protein food regimen,
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I am focused and energized
and fully in ketosis.
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I wish I had a husband of 20 years
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I suddenly became estranged from.
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Oh, give it time.
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I don't know that I would have
had the courage to go through it
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without your naive boundary overstepping
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and your optimistic meddling.
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I appreciate that?
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Enjoy your croissant and your twist.
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MAX: ♪ Quando sono solo e songno ♪
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♪ All'orizzonte e mancan le parole ♪
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♪ Con te partiro ♪
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♪ Paesi che non ho mai ♪
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♪ Veduto e vissuto, con te ♪
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♪ Con te, io li vivro ♪
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Did you have sex last night?
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As a matter of fact,
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Autumn and I did make our first love.
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How did you know that?
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Women's intuition.
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A power that's seemingly
working just fine,
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thank you very much.
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Well, that's not all.
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We're now gonna make our second love
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in Napa this weekend and our third love
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- and our fourth.
- You can take the fifth
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and stop telling me about it.
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Okay. Jeez.
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, Napa?
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Like a couple's trip.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's kind of a big step.
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What?
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Do you think it's too soon?
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No. I'm happy for you.
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And it seems like your feelings
for Autumn are just soaring,
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operatically so.
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Is it that obvious?
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You could tone it down a little bit.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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Hey, Mo?
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My powers are working just fine,
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so maybe we should get to the bottom
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of that song you sang to me earlier,
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the one that you denied,
but I most definitely heard.
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[JIMMY BUFFETT'S
"MARGARITAVILLE" PLAYING]
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♪ Nibbling on sponge cake ♪
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♪ Watching the sun bake ♪
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♪ All of those tourists
covered with oil ♪
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♪ I'm strumming my six string ♪
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♪ On my front porch swing ♪
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♪ Smell those shrimp ♪
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♪ They're beginning to boil ♪
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♪ Wasting away again in Margaritaville ♪
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[MUSIC AND SINGING STOP]
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Uh, Bonnie?
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This is Zoey Clarke.
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I live upstairs.
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Since you're always so quiet,
I'm gonna assume
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there's not a karaoke
party going on in there.
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So maybe I'm just
picking up on your vibe,
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but are you thinking about
tequila and limes right now?
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♪ Oh, yes, I'm the great pretender ♪
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♪ Pretending that I'm doing well ♪
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[MUSIC FADES]
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MAN: This Sunday's all-music
service is a special one,
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with every cent of our offering
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going to San Francisco's
Children's Hospital.
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Your opening number's
gotta raise the roof
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and bring the house down,
but no pressure.
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Y'all warm up.
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CHOIR: ♪ Amazing grace ♪
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♪ How sweet the sound ♪
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♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪
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♪ I once was lost ♪
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♪ But now am found ♪
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♪ Was blind, but now I see ♪
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- Holy...
- [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Stop right there, red devil.
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You had no right following me here.
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That might be true.
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But I heard you singing
"The Great Pretender" again,
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and then you came here dressed like
I've never seen you dress before,
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so clearly something's going on.
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That song, whether I sang it or not,
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is an expression of my private feelings.
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Emphasis on the "you shouldn't
even be here right now."
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Do you have to dress
like a man at church?
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Is that, like, required?
254
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I can dress however I
want whenever I want, Zoey.
255
00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:35,511
But you don't dress
like that anywhere else.
256
00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:37,791
Let she without sin
cast the first stone.
257
00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:41,447
- I don't know what that means.
- It means don't judge me.
258
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,713
So maybe I don't feel
exactly comfortable
259
00:12:43,738 --> 00:12:45,385
being my true self here. So what?
260
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,517
I just feel like you wouldn't
have sung that song to me
261
00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,189
unless this was really bothering you.
262
00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:51,158
How do you know how
I feel when I'm here?
263
00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:52,713
Are you religious?
264
00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:55,885
Do you know anything about faith at all?
265
00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:58,721
- No.
- Then, please go.
266
00:12:58,746 --> 00:13:01,025
And the next time you
hear my heart singing,
267
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:02,463
stop listening.
268
00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:04,659
I don't want you in my audience.
269
00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:12,603
[GROUP LAUGHING]
270
00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:18,291
I could get you guys a
couple of Japanese maples.
271
00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:21,471
Zoey, look who stopped by.
272
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,338
Ah, Zoey, I can't tell you
273
00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:25,385
how much you saved
our lives with Maggie.
274
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:28,111
And the life of the
florist who bailed on us.
275
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:31,408
Uh, that is so great.
276
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:32,635
I'm sorry.
277
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:36,213
Um, what's happening here?
278
00:13:36,238 --> 00:13:38,431
I reached out to your
mom for recommendations,
279
00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:40,134
and then she started
asking about the party,
280
00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,136
and when I told her that we're
throwing it in our backyard...
281
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,096
I figured that was the perfect
way to spend my me-time.
282
00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:46,549
And Maggie had so many great ideas,
283
00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:47,963
we just hired her on the spot.
284
00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:50,367
They're just checking out
the yard for inspiration.
285
00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:54,666
And I am inspired by this and, ah, that.
286
00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:55,768
Something like that would be
287
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:58,275
such an incredible
photo-op for our guests.
288
00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:00,642
I could definitely
make you one of those.
289
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,799
- What do you think, hon?
- Sounds good to me.
290
00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:05,408
He's handsome and accommodating.
291
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,071
[LAUGHS] I trained him well.
292
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,494
[CHUCKLES]
293
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,275
All right, that's enough PDA
294
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,916
from the annoying engaged couple.
295
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,541
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- That's right. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
296
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,646
I mean, if you do want to do that,
I would take it...
297
00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:25,736
behind the hydrangeas,
'cause that's what I used to do.
298
00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:27,439
High school.
299
00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:29,281
With boys.
300
00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:42,228
They're lovely.
Thank you for introducing us.
301
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,353
Are you all right?
302
00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:47,260
Yeah. You just...
303
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,549
caught me off guard. That's all.
304
00:14:49,574 --> 00:14:51,556
Should I not have taken this job?
305
00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:54,603
You gave them my number,
so I just thought that...
306
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,346
No, it's okay. You seem excited, so...
307
00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:58,838
I just...
308
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,517
I got in a fight with my friend, Mo,
309
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:06,471
and, uh, he called me
out on a bunch of faith stuff.
310
00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:09,424
I realized I know
nothing about religion.
311
00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:13,127
Ah, well, you can blame
your lapsed Catholic father
312
00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:16,465
and your perpetually-seeking
mother for that.
313
00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:20,603
I never thought I should impose
any religion on you or David,
314
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:27,200
because a person's spiritual
quest should be their own.
315
00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:31,603
Yeah, well,
this is very out of my comfort zone.
316
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,838
That makes sense.
317
00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:36,572
There's a lot of grey area to this stuff
318
00:15:36,597 --> 00:15:38,808
that math and science
people like yourself
319
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,679
have a hard time
wrapping your head around.
320
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:45,674
I guess I didn't even realize
you had so many of these books.
321
00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:48,549
The Koran, Tibetan Book of the Dead,
322
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:52,635
"Everyday Tarot," The Kama Sutra.
323
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,564
Oh, there that is.
324
00:15:56,729 --> 00:15:59,330
We had one that had pictures.
325
00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:05,135
BONNIE: ♪ Aruba, Jamaica ♪
326
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,103
♪ Ooh, I want to take you ♪
327
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,900
♪ To Bermuda, Bahama ♪
328
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,203
♪ Come on, pretty mama ♪
329
00:16:12,228 --> 00:16:14,346
♪ Key Largo, Monteg... ♪
330
00:16:14,371 --> 00:16:16,822
- [MUSIC AND SINGING STOP]
- Hi, Bonnie.
331
00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:19,214
It's Zoey. Uh...
332
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,142
I think we might be vibing again.
333
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,228
I don't know about you, but with
all this crappy weather lately,
334
00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:33,096
a tropical escape does
sound pretty nice right now.
335
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,300
So...
336
00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:38,682
is that what you want?
337
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:42,772
To get out of your place
and go on vacation?
338
00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:45,361
How are you doing this?
339
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:48,189
Bonnie! Oh, my gosh.
340
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,752
Hi.
341
00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:52,377
How? Um...
342
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:57,025
I'm very tuned in to other
people's inner tunes.
343
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:05,806
Okay, well, I'm in apartment three.
344
00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:09,338
If you need anything, stop by anyti...
345
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,263
Or don't. Forget I said that.
346
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,822
MAN: Okay, let's take it from the chorus
347
00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,541
and then in to Mo.
348
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:19,645
♪ This little light of mine ♪
349
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:22,627
♪ Yes, I'm gonna let it shine ♪
350
00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:29,652
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine ♪
351
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:33,986
[WEAKLY] ♪ The light that
shines is the light of love ♪
352
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,691
♪ Lights the darkness from above ♪
353
00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:41,329
♪ Shines on me, and it shines on you ♪
354
00:17:41,354 --> 00:17:43,353
- [PIANO STOPS]
- Are you okay, Mo?
355
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:46,291
[SOFTLY] Yeah. Let's just do it again.
356
00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:47,924
Okay.
357
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,439
[PIANO PLAYING]
358
00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:53,963
♪ The light that shines
is the light of love ♪
359
00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:57,416
♪ Lights the darkness from above ♪
360
00:17:57,441 --> 00:18:01,533
[FADING] ♪ Shines on me,
and it shines on you ♪
361
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,408
[PIANO STOPS]
362
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:07,127
You know, I-I just need a moment.
363
00:18:15,873 --> 00:18:17,317
- Hey, Max.
- Yeah.
364
00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:18,789
Do you go to temple?
365
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,087
- I have been, yeah.
- 'Cause you wanted to?
366
00:18:21,112 --> 00:18:22,642
'Cause your family wanted you to?
367
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,635
'Cause I got to second base
at several bar mitzvahs.
368
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:28,070
[STRING MUSIC PLAYING]
369
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,025
♪ We clawed ♪
370
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:37,244
♪ We chained our hearts in vain ♪
371
00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:41,627
♪ We jumped never asking why ♪
372
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:45,799
♪ We kissed, I fell under your spell ♪
373
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:50,627
♪ A love no one could deny ♪
374
00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:55,166
♪ Don't you ever say
I just walked away ♪
375
00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:57,853
♪ I will always want you ♪
376
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,517
I thought you hated Charlie.
377
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,720
♪ I can't live a lie ♪
378
00:19:01,745 --> 00:19:03,939
♪ Running for my life ♪
379
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:06,767
♪ I will always want you ♪
380
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,908
You said you were doing well.
381
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:13,166
♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
382
00:19:13,191 --> 00:19:16,939
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
383
00:19:16,964 --> 00:19:21,211
♪ All I wanted was to break your walls ♪
384
00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:26,017
♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪
385
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:33,572
♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
386
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:37,782
♪ Yeah, I just closed
my eyes and swung ♪
387
00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:42,068
♪ Left me crashing in a blaze and fall ♪
388
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:47,007
♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪
389
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:51,079
♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪
390
00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:55,751
♪ Yeah, you wreck me ♪
391
00:19:55,776 --> 00:19:57,641
[MUSIC ENDS]
392
00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:11,047
Jicama?
393
00:20:11,072 --> 00:20:12,110
No, thank you.
394
00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:13,509
Are you sure everything's okay with you?
395
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,618
- 'Cause I feel like maybe it's not.
- Yes, oh, my God. I mean,
396
00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:17,821
maybe going through a separation
397
00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:19,275
was not the best time to quit carbs,
398
00:20:19,299 --> 00:20:21,210
but I'm not missing Charlie at all.
399
00:20:21,235 --> 00:20:23,626
- Not even a little bit?
- Mm-mm.
400
00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:27,501
'Cause when you're with
somebody for so long,
401
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,705
- it's only natural...
- You know, we should really
402
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:31,282
switch this bread bar
out to something else,
403
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:33,547
a fruit bar, a nut bar, open bar.
404
00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:35,852
Gotta look into the legalities of that.
405
00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:40,860
What's a five-letter
word for "uninspired?"
406
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,040
Bored? No.
407
00:20:45,065 --> 00:20:47,065
That's good, but it starts with an "S."
408
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:52,204
"No I'm."
409
00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:53,844
I see. You're... You're bored.
410
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,790
It's fine. No more crossword, then.
411
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:05,774
Um, I wasn't sure when the
best time to bring this up was,
412
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:08,954
but since I'm gonna be a dad soon,
413
00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:10,957
I thought, um...
414
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,960
I just thought maybe you might have
415
00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:15,008
some advice on being a parent.
416
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,032
Whatever you got, I'm happy to take.
417
00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:19,532
I know it's gonna take
some time to spell it out,
418
00:21:19,557 --> 00:21:22,091
but we're not going anywhere, so...
419
00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:24,907
"Wedding"...
420
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,247
wedding video?
421
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,077
Oh, your toast.
422
00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:32,336
That's... Okay,
that... That's a great idea.
423
00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:34,047
I've never even watched this thing.
424
00:21:34,072 --> 00:21:36,702
Emily refuses to because of Train-gate.
425
00:21:36,727 --> 00:21:40,672
How Zoey managed to butcher that
beautiful dress is beyond me.
426
00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:43,909
I mean, she had one job...
427
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:46,268
Fan it. [LAUGHS]
428
00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:51,829
- [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [LAUGHING]
429
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:54,988
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
430
00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,141
Look at you, you party animal.
431
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,910
Where is that awesome toast?
432
00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,141
Let's see.
433
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,977
Oh, here it is.
434
00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:12,886
Hey, let's hear it for the band.
435
00:22:12,911 --> 00:22:15,079
[APPLAUSE]
436
00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:16,157
Thank you, everyone,
437
00:22:16,182 --> 00:22:18,294
for sharing this special day with us.
438
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:20,961
As we all know,
life can get pretty tough sometimes.
439
00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:24,297
When the good moments happen,
moments like today,
440
00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:26,485
we've got to mark them
as such and embrace them,
441
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:30,336
because it's important to
celebrate the milestones.
442
00:22:30,361 --> 00:22:31,844
The job of any parent
443
00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:34,381
is to prepare their kid for the world,
444
00:22:34,406 --> 00:22:36,618
and in David's case,
445
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,145
his mother deserves all the credit.
446
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,981
Let's hear it for Maggie.
447
00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:42,688
[APPLAUSE]
448
00:22:42,713 --> 00:22:45,660
I do have a few pieces
of parental advice
449
00:22:45,685 --> 00:22:46,877
that I've learned over the years,
450
00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:51,430
that I'd like to impart to our
son and his beautiful bride.
451
00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,829
Number one, if, as a parent...
452
00:22:53,854 --> 00:22:56,446
- [MITCH CRYING]
- you have no idea what to do...
453
00:22:56,471 --> 00:22:58,031
- Dad?
- Just choose love.
454
00:22:58,056 --> 00:22:59,655
- What's wrong?
- [PAUSES VIDEO]
455
00:23:01,392 --> 00:23:03,508
It's all right. It's all right.
456
00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:06,806
I'm here. It's okay.
457
00:23:06,831 --> 00:23:08,915
You're okay. I'm here.
458
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,190
Freeze.
459
00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:23,149
[CHUCKLES]
460
00:23:23,174 --> 00:23:27,660
Holy blessed father full of grace and...
461
00:23:27,685 --> 00:23:28,805
I appreciate the thoroughness,
462
00:23:28,829 --> 00:23:31,422
but, uh, Pastor Steve will suffice.
463
00:23:32,219 --> 00:23:34,446
- Weren't you at the church last night?
- Yeah.
464
00:23:34,471 --> 00:23:37,005
I'm Zoey...
465
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,797
Mo's neighbor.
466
00:23:39,822 --> 00:23:42,934
Oh. I'm glad I ran into you.
467
00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:44,494
No one's heard from
Mo since he walked out
468
00:23:44,518 --> 00:23:45,922
of the middle of choir practice.
469
00:23:45,947 --> 00:23:47,321
- He did?
- Yeah.
470
00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:49,094
Called, text, no answer.
471
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:50,399
Thought about sending a dove,
472
00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:53,501
but stopping by with a note
seemed like a better idea.
473
00:23:53,526 --> 00:23:57,339
I wish I could be more help,
but Mo is avoiding me, too.
474
00:23:57,364 --> 00:23:58,975
Any idea what's going on?
475
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,883
[SIGHS] I don't want to...
476
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:04,571
break Mo's trust,
and I don't know how...
477
00:24:04,596 --> 00:24:05,954
I know he's gender fluid.
478
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:08,251
- You do?
- Yeah. Mo's out to me.
479
00:24:08,593 --> 00:24:10,361
Before joining the choir,
he wanted to make sure
480
00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:14,086
I was an open-minded minister.
I assured him I was.
481
00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:17,735
Oh. I didn't know churches
were okay with that.
482
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,001
Some are. I want mine to be.
483
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,657
Then, why do you think
he's uncomfortable
484
00:24:21,682 --> 00:24:22,930
being himself there?
485
00:24:22,955 --> 00:24:24,288
I couldn't tell you.
486
00:24:25,393 --> 00:24:27,774
Could you make sure he gets this?
487
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,144
And please remind him that sick children
488
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,860
are counting on him to sing this Sunday.
489
00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:33,383
Sure.
490
00:24:35,729 --> 00:24:37,938
But I can't promise it'll do any good.
491
00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:39,813
Oh? You never know.
492
00:24:39,838 --> 00:24:42,571
And if not, maybe we'll ask Him
493
00:24:42,596 --> 00:24:44,579
for a little extra help on this one.
494
00:24:53,018 --> 00:24:54,655
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
495
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,524
ZOEY: Mo!
496
00:24:56,548 --> 00:24:58,531
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
497
00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:01,179
Mo, it's me. We really need to talk.
498
00:25:01,204 --> 00:25:03,716
[KNOCKING]
499
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,640
My stove blew up.
500
00:25:06,665 --> 00:25:08,500
I'm on fire!
501
00:25:10,721 --> 00:25:12,843
Okay, now you're just being rude.
502
00:25:20,703 --> 00:25:23,164
Hey. Perfect timing.
503
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,844
Can you help me with
that corner over there?
504
00:25:24,868 --> 00:25:27,080
- Yeah.
- What's wrong?
505
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:28,656
I just got off the phone with my mom.
506
00:25:28,681 --> 00:25:31,476
Uh, my dad still has not stopped crying.
507
00:25:31,501 --> 00:25:33,262
It's been over a day.
508
00:25:33,287 --> 00:25:35,296
All because you showed
him our wedding video?
509
00:25:35,321 --> 00:25:36,843
My mom spoke to Dr. Hamara,
510
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,713
and he said that uncontrollable emotion
511
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,769
can be a symptom of the disease.
512
00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:42,742
Then, it's not totally your fault.
513
00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,257
Can we maybe work on your pep talks
514
00:25:44,282 --> 00:25:45,679
before our baby arrives?
515
00:25:45,704 --> 00:25:49,562
Mm, we can try, but as per our deal,
516
00:25:49,587 --> 00:25:51,390
you can rub my feet now.
517
00:25:51,415 --> 00:25:53,234
Oh, that great deal I made, yeah.
518
00:25:53,259 --> 00:25:54,359
Yeah.
519
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,795
Hey, you gotta stop blaming yourself.
520
00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,022
You only had good intentions.
521
00:25:59,046 --> 00:26:00,672
It was still so stupid of me.
I mean, of course
522
00:26:00,696 --> 00:26:02,219
showing him that video
is just gonna remind him
523
00:26:02,243 --> 00:26:04,445
of all the things he's
gonna miss in the future,
524
00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:06,921
all the bigger moments,
all the bigger memories.
525
00:26:06,946 --> 00:26:08,423
Our kid's birthdays.
526
00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:10,059
Our kid's birth.
527
00:26:10,084 --> 00:26:11,594
I mean,
528
00:26:11,619 --> 00:26:15,258
he might not ever meet his grandkid.
529
00:26:16,156 --> 00:26:18,571
Hey, I have an idea.
530
00:26:18,596 --> 00:26:21,321
And I'm not just bringing it
up because it means I win,
531
00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,344
although that is a nice added bonus.
532
00:26:23,369 --> 00:26:24,780
[CHUCKLES]
533
00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:27,180
Hey, Bonz, it's me.
534
00:26:27,205 --> 00:26:28,804
Just checking in.
535
00:26:30,658 --> 00:26:35,297
I took the liberty of pricing
airfare to Aruba, Jamaica,
536
00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:36,966
some other tropical destinations,
537
00:26:36,991 --> 00:26:40,376
and then I realized you
probably wouldn't go,
538
00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:41,779
even if I bought you a ticket.
539
00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:45,806
But... I got another idea.
540
00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:51,141
When I was little,
all I wanted was to go to outer space.
541
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,547
My parents bought me a telescope,
542
00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:55,607
and I spent hours staring up at the sky.
543
00:26:58,637 --> 00:27:02,951
I got an even better one now,
so what do you say...
544
00:27:03,107 --> 00:27:05,790
you and I take this
bad boy up to the roof?
545
00:27:05,815 --> 00:27:11,585
We can look at the beach,
the bay, the stars.
546
00:27:12,982 --> 00:27:15,093
I feel like it might
be a good first step
547
00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:17,463
towards getting you to Bermuda or Bahama
548
00:27:17,488 --> 00:27:20,056
or wherever you want to go, pretty mama.
549
00:27:20,654 --> 00:27:22,131
Hi.
550
00:27:22,156 --> 00:27:24,165
Are you lying in wait for me now?
551
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:26,852
Uh, no, but that would have
been super smart on my part.
552
00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:29,422
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, I got a message for you
553
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,883
from Pastor Steve and
a bunch of sick kids.
554
00:27:35,802 --> 00:27:37,204
What does it say?
555
00:27:37,229 --> 00:27:39,587
That I'll always have his support
556
00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:43,329
and he'll be there for me
whenever I decide to come back.
557
00:27:43,368 --> 00:27:45,732
All I wanted was to help.
558
00:27:45,757 --> 00:27:48,236
I didn't mean to ruin church for you.
559
00:27:48,261 --> 00:27:49,305
I know.
560
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:51,624
I think when you crashed that rehearsal,
561
00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:54,758
I got scared because my
worlds were colliding,
562
00:27:54,783 --> 00:27:58,262
and it made me think of how
big of a hypocrite I'm being.
563
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:01,643
But clearly it's something
you've been feeling for a while,
564
00:28:01,668 --> 00:28:05,315
because you sang that song to
me before I followed you there.
565
00:28:05,339 --> 00:28:06,900
Because I shouldn't be living two lives.
566
00:28:06,924 --> 00:28:09,032
I mean, how am I supposed to go up there
567
00:28:09,057 --> 00:28:11,688
and sing proudly in front
of God and the congregation
568
00:28:11,713 --> 00:28:12,991
knowing that I'm lying?
569
00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:14,291
What kind of an example does that set
570
00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:15,962
for those kids coming
to service tomorrow?
571
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:19,212
Well, then, show up
in your sparkliest dress
572
00:28:19,237 --> 00:28:23,417
and "fear not," Isaiah 43:1.
573
00:28:23,797 --> 00:28:25,824
I've been doing my research.
574
00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:28,852
[SPOON CLINKING]
575
00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,680
- F-sharp.
- Hmm?
576
00:28:31,705 --> 00:28:33,742
That's the note you're
making with your spoon.
577
00:28:33,767 --> 00:28:35,657
I have perfect pitch.
578
00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:37,063
The church organist discovered it
579
00:28:37,088 --> 00:28:38,883
when I was in the second grade.
580
00:28:38,908 --> 00:28:41,438
Until then, the only other person
581
00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:44,047
that made this little
black boy who liked
582
00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:47,516
clomping around in heels
feel special was my mom.
583
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:51,102
But when I found out that I
had something special in me
584
00:28:51,127 --> 00:28:54,834
that made people clap rather
than call me a sissy...
585
00:28:57,687 --> 00:28:59,954
I knew I was special, too.
586
00:29:01,558 --> 00:29:03,803
I mean, two weeks in the kids' choir,
587
00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:07,352
and they moved me directly up
to the adult soprano section.
588
00:29:07,377 --> 00:29:08,415
As they should have.
589
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,727
Well, let's say that
I wasn't exactly accepted
590
00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,836
by some of those pitchy sisters.
591
00:29:13,861 --> 00:29:17,415
Not because I sang better
than them, which I do.
592
00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:21,516
They said I wasn't right with God.
593
00:29:22,324 --> 00:29:24,546
And they complained
to the choir director,
594
00:29:24,571 --> 00:29:26,883
who didn't care.
595
00:29:26,908 --> 00:29:30,974
And things got so bad that we
just moved to another church,
596
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:32,743
and then it happened all over again.
597
00:29:32,768 --> 00:29:36,664
So from then on, I vowed to present male
598
00:29:36,689 --> 00:29:39,312
any time that I was
in a house of worship.
599
00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:40,961
But...
600
00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:43,798
isn't it different this time?
601
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,765
Pastor Steve seems so accepting.
602
00:29:45,790 --> 00:29:49,695
He is, but that's no guarantee
603
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,087
that anybody else in
those pews are gonna be.
604
00:29:52,112 --> 00:29:54,734
So my only two options
605
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:58,656
are to dress like a man
and feel like a fraud
606
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,343
or dress like a female
607
00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:04,640
and risk being run out of the sanctuary.
608
00:30:06,007 --> 00:30:10,906
Mo, I-I wish I knew how to
help you make the decision.
609
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,453
Thanks, but it's gonna take
a miracle to show me the way.
610
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:20,765
Until then, I'm staying home on Sundays.
611
00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:27,689
[BALLAD PLAYING]
612
00:30:29,836 --> 00:30:31,023
Hi.
613
00:30:31,179 --> 00:30:32,461
Hey. What you doing here?
614
00:30:32,486 --> 00:30:35,054
I went by the church,
but the receptionist said
615
00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:36,453
this is where you work on your sermons.
616
00:30:36,477 --> 00:30:39,322
Oh, yeah. I like trying new
material out on the tipsy.
617
00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:40,670
They laugh at my jokes.
618
00:30:40,695 --> 00:30:42,626
They cry at the poignant stuff.
619
00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:45,125
Also like taking the drunks in darts.
620
00:30:45,757 --> 00:30:48,156
For the, uh, Sunday offering, of course.
621
00:30:48,812 --> 00:30:50,654
Want to buy in? 20 bucks.
622
00:30:50,679 --> 00:30:52,086
Sure.
623
00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:58,554
I spoke to Mo.
624
00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:02,944
Um, he says he feels like a...
625
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,257
hypocrite dressing male at church,
626
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:09,194
but if he shows up the way
he feels most comfortable,
627
00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:13,991
he's afraid the other
members might reject him.
628
00:31:14,016 --> 00:31:15,215
Hmm.
629
00:31:16,429 --> 00:31:17,961
Well, I wish I could guarantee
630
00:31:17,986 --> 00:31:21,163
that everyone in my flock
had open hearts and minds.
631
00:31:21,188 --> 00:31:24,031
Unfortunately humans aren't perfect.
632
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:27,337
Yep, if they were, I'd be out of a job.
633
00:31:27,361 --> 00:31:29,339
[CHUCKLES]
634
00:31:29,363 --> 00:31:30,941
Done all we can.
635
00:31:31,211 --> 00:31:32,943
It's up to Mo now.
636
00:31:34,015 --> 00:31:36,512
Let's hope that he eventually
takes the leap of faith.
637
00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:40,514
Yeah, see,
that whole leap of faith thing
638
00:31:40,539 --> 00:31:42,919
- really doesn't work for me.
- What do you mean?
639
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,484
What if sitting and
waiting isn't an option?
640
00:31:45,913 --> 00:31:51,228
Wh-What if the universe
has made it very clear
641
00:31:51,252 --> 00:31:53,752
that I have to act now
in order to help someone?
642
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,200
Universe is talking to you?
643
00:31:57,961 --> 00:32:00,397
- More like singing.
- Hmm.
644
00:32:00,422 --> 00:32:02,678
And it's making me super sensitive
645
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:04,908
to other people's thoughts and feelings.
646
00:32:05,867 --> 00:32:08,195
Empathy is a wonderful gift to have.
647
00:32:10,976 --> 00:32:12,397
You're very easy to talk to.
648
00:32:12,422 --> 00:32:14,975
I think I'm starting to get
the whole confession thing.
649
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,602
It's the friendly smile
650
00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:19,171
and the clerical collar.
Gets 'em every time.
651
00:32:19,195 --> 00:32:20,906
The thing is,
I've been trying to do good
652
00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:22,942
and help other people,
653
00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:26,011
but it just feels like
I'm making things worse.
654
00:32:26,035 --> 00:32:28,080
I, uh, drove Mo away from the church.
655
00:32:28,104 --> 00:32:31,183
I intervened in my boss's marriage,
656
00:32:31,207 --> 00:32:33,452
and now she's miserable,
657
00:32:33,476 --> 00:32:36,055
and the verdict's still out
on my downstairs neighbor.
658
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,842
You want assurances that
you're actually helping
659
00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:40,928
whenever you do something for someone?
660
00:32:40,953 --> 00:32:42,453
Yes.
661
00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:44,897
If you're only motivated by proof,
662
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:48,067
keep your eyes open,
'cause you might just see a miracle.
663
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,869
I'm not talking about giant-sized ones
664
00:32:49,893 --> 00:32:53,906
like parting the Red Sea,
but little ones,
665
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:57,064
the signposts that
you're on the right path.
666
00:33:05,575 --> 00:33:07,987
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
667
00:33:08,011 --> 00:33:09,828
You mean like that?
668
00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:12,138
Ooh.
669
00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:15,328
Well, pleasure doing business with you.
670
00:33:16,684 --> 00:33:18,484
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
671
00:33:20,924 --> 00:33:23,125
- Surprise.
- Hi.
672
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:27,497
The bubbly was a thank-you
from Simon and Jessica.
673
00:33:27,697 --> 00:33:29,074
Since you introduced us,
674
00:33:29,098 --> 00:33:31,078
I figured I should share the wealth.
675
00:33:31,611 --> 00:33:33,976
Well, thank you.
676
00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:35,781
Cheers to us.
677
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,414
Yeah, to us.
678
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:40,007
[CHUCKLES]
679
00:33:43,664 --> 00:33:45,186
Did I ever tell you about the time
680
00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:47,289
I worked in a winery in France?
681
00:33:47,314 --> 00:33:49,824
- What?
- I had just had this steamy affair
682
00:33:49,849 --> 00:33:52,131
with my married Russian Lit professor,
683
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,168
and I needed to get away from it all.
684
00:33:54,193 --> 00:33:55,388
I'm sorry.
685
00:33:55,413 --> 00:33:59,426
You lived where, when,
and were sleeping with whom?
686
00:33:59,724 --> 00:34:01,975
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
687
00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:06,568
It's pretty late. Is everything okay?
688
00:34:06,593 --> 00:34:09,794
Uh, yeah. Um, it's Simon.
689
00:34:10,727 --> 00:34:14,429
We have this dumb
back-and-forth running joke.
690
00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:16,203
I may be slow on the uptake here,
691
00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:18,367
but is Simon the guy at the office
692
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,406
that you told me you have a crush on?
693
00:34:20,431 --> 00:34:23,243
That was before we
really knew each other
694
00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:25,617
and before I knew he was engaged.
695
00:34:25,642 --> 00:34:28,351
So now we mostly just
bond about dad stuff.
696
00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:31,999
I bonded with Ray,
my Russian Lit teacher,
697
00:34:32,024 --> 00:34:33,867
over Tolstoy,
698
00:34:33,898 --> 00:34:37,064
and eventually the innocent trading
699
00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:41,265
of favorite "Anna Karenina"
passages turned to more.
700
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:46,335
And I was devastated when
he told me that he was
701
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,867
not going to leave his wife
and that it had to stop.
702
00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:54,703
You're telling me this why?
703
00:34:54,728 --> 00:34:57,288
I don't ever want you
to hurt the way I did.
704
00:34:57,313 --> 00:35:00,054
Simon and I are friends.
705
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:01,468
We're not having an affair.
706
00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:04,132
Okay, but I'm not judging you, Zoey.
707
00:35:04,157 --> 00:35:05,760
I'm really not.
708
00:35:05,785 --> 00:35:07,585
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
709
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:12,439
Please tell me you have some
salty snacks in your pantry.
710
00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:19,382
_
711
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:23,031
[WATER RUNNING]
712
00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:26,617
Simon is the only person
who isn't you and David
713
00:35:26,642 --> 00:35:29,195
who I can talk to about what
I'm going through with Dad.
714
00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:34,068
No one else understands,
and I guess I'm worried
715
00:35:34,093 --> 00:35:40,163
that if I let it go,
let him go, that I...
716
00:35:44,258 --> 00:35:46,469
won't ever feel this way again.
717
00:35:46,494 --> 00:35:48,839
I felt the same way about Ray.
718
00:35:48,864 --> 00:35:50,631
Then I met your dad.
719
00:35:51,419 --> 00:35:53,330
I have faith.
720
00:35:53,355 --> 00:35:54,992
You should, too.
721
00:36:05,112 --> 00:36:08,406
I know it's tempting, but no peeking.
722
00:36:11,946 --> 00:36:14,484
Okay, you can look.
723
00:36:22,843 --> 00:36:24,254
Hey, Dad.
724
00:36:24,279 --> 00:36:26,117
I know you love a live band.
725
00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,304
You always taught me to celebrate
726
00:36:28,329 --> 00:36:31,675
the milestones in life, and, uh, this...
727
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,460
This feels like a pretty big one.
728
00:36:33,855 --> 00:36:36,304
And even though I thought
it was a great idea
729
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:38,296
to wait until the baby was born,
730
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:42,560
we decided we could
create a bigger moment
731
00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:45,130
and a bigger memory right now.
732
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:47,663
So let's get this show on the road.
733
00:36:47,688 --> 00:36:51,351
[APPLAUSE]
734
00:36:53,783 --> 00:36:55,661
[CHEERING]
735
00:36:55,686 --> 00:36:57,929
MAGGIE: Ahh! Oh, it's a boy.
Is that what that means?
736
00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,695
Blue still means boy?
737
00:37:01,616 --> 00:37:03,999
Oh, no, no, no, no.
738
00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:05,757
This was supposed to stop your crying.
739
00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:09,546
It's fine. I think this time,
these are happy tears.
740
00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:12,358
Great job, D.
741
00:37:12,383 --> 00:37:14,016
Thanks, Z. [LAUGHS]
742
00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,958
So, uh...
743
00:37:17,177 --> 00:37:18,633
now that we know
you're gonna have a boy,
744
00:37:18,657 --> 00:37:20,218
you're not gonna need
both of those cakes, are you?
745
00:37:20,242 --> 00:37:22,725
Oh, you... you want
to take the pink one?
746
00:37:23,012 --> 00:37:26,233
I do, but just know it's
for a very good cause.
747
00:37:26,258 --> 00:37:27,414
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- [DOGS BARKING]
748
00:37:27,438 --> 00:37:29,530
JOAN: Tomford, Hermès, come here.
749
00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:31,522
Who is it? Let's see who's there.
750
00:37:31,547 --> 00:37:33,525
Oh, what do we have here?
751
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:34,849
Ah.
752
00:37:37,698 --> 00:37:40,405
_
753
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,053
[CHUCKLES]
754
00:37:43,705 --> 00:37:45,530
Hey, back in the house.
755
00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:50,498
- [LOCKS CLICKING]
- [DOOR CREAKING]
756
00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,482
Bonnie?
757
00:37:56,671 --> 00:37:58,342
Hi.
758
00:38:01,787 --> 00:38:03,365
- I'm...
- Zoey.
759
00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:05,424
I recognize your tiny footsteps.
760
00:38:05,912 --> 00:38:08,772
So, I've been thinking about your offer,
761
00:38:08,797 --> 00:38:10,809
the whole telescope-on-the-roof thing.
762
00:38:11,365 --> 00:38:13,256
Seems like it could
be a great first step
763
00:38:13,281 --> 00:38:15,498
toward getting me to the Caribbean.
764
00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,928
- Let's do it.
- Except I'm afraid of heights.
765
00:38:20,326 --> 00:38:21,503
How 'bout you just...
766
00:38:21,528 --> 00:38:23,306
come for a quick walk with me?
767
00:38:23,331 --> 00:38:26,377
I want to put my rent
check in Mo's mailbox.
768
00:38:26,611 --> 00:38:28,043
Glad to.
769
00:38:32,317 --> 00:38:35,850
Would you be up for a
slightly longer pilgrimage?
770
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,647
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- MO: Go away, Zoey,
771
00:38:37,672 --> 00:38:38,811
I'm not in the mood.
772
00:38:40,224 --> 00:38:41,592
What?
773
00:38:41,617 --> 00:38:43,061
Sorry to disturb you,
774
00:38:43,086 --> 00:38:45,732
but there is a tenant from downstairs
775
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,459
that would like to say hi.
776
00:38:51,759 --> 00:38:53,279
Hello, Mo.
777
00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:55,920
Bonnie?
778
00:38:56,844 --> 00:38:59,779
It's so nice to see you.
779
00:39:06,843 --> 00:39:11,717
Okay. That's enough gaping
at the shut-in for one day.
780
00:39:12,244 --> 00:39:14,607
Maybe we can do this again tomorrow?
781
00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:28,174
How'd you do that?
782
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,631
It was all her.
783
00:39:29,656 --> 00:39:33,102
I guess she just took a leap of faith.
784
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:36,725
I mean, I'm sitting here,
and I'm feeling awful for myself.
785
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,594
Then that just happened.
That's incredible.
786
00:39:38,619 --> 00:39:40,201
Well, let's not take it that far.
787
00:39:40,226 --> 00:39:42,764
I mean, she only, like,
walked up a flight of stairs.
788
00:39:42,789 --> 00:39:45,101
You're not getting it.
I said the only thing
789
00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:46,928
to make me go back
to church was a miracle.
790
00:39:46,953 --> 00:39:48,342
That was a miracle.
791
00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:51,139
I mean, if Bonnie has enough courage
792
00:39:51,164 --> 00:39:53,576
to face her fears, so can I.
793
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:56,248
A signpost.
794
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,092
So what happens now?
795
00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:03,373
I'm a man of my word, which means
I have exactly 20 minutes
796
00:40:03,398 --> 00:40:05,565
to pick a wig and paint my face.
797
00:40:07,003 --> 00:40:08,347
PASTOR STEVE: Good morning.
798
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,147
CONGREGATION: Good morning.
799
00:40:11,004 --> 00:40:16,720
On this beautiful Sunday,
music shall provide the message.
800
00:40:16,893 --> 00:40:18,637
It's simple.
801
00:40:18,662 --> 00:40:20,974
All of us are welcome.
802
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,240
All of us are loved.
803
00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:38,068
[A CAPPELLA] ♪ This
little light of mine ♪
804
00:40:38,093 --> 00:40:42,474
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
805
00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:46,037
♪ This little light of mine ♪
806
00:40:46,062 --> 00:40:49,084
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
807
00:40:49,109 --> 00:40:53,323
♪ Oh, this little light of mine ♪
808
00:40:53,348 --> 00:40:56,561
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
809
00:40:56,586 --> 00:41:00,600
♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪
810
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,662
♪ Let it shine ♪
811
00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:06,006
[MUSIC PLAYING]
812
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,408
♪ Ohh ♪
813
00:41:07,433 --> 00:41:10,342
♪ This little light of mine, yeah ♪
814
00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,154
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
815
00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:13,404
♪ Let it shine ♪
816
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,269
♪ This little light of mine ♪
817
00:41:15,294 --> 00:41:16,437
♪ Ohh ♪
818
00:41:16,462 --> 00:41:18,073
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
819
00:41:18,098 --> 00:41:19,976
♪ Gonna let my light shine ♪
820
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:22,350
- ♪ This little light of mine ♪
- ♪ Ohh ♪
821
00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:24,756
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
- ♪ Ohh ♪
822
00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:26,225
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
823
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,803
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
824
00:41:27,828 --> 00:41:31,311
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
- ♪ Yeah, ohh ♪
825
00:41:31,336 --> 00:41:33,599
♪ The light that shines
is the light of love ♪
826
00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:34,881
♪ Light of love ♪
827
00:41:34,906 --> 00:41:37,412
- ♪ Lights the darkness from above ♪
- ♪ From above, yeah ♪
828
00:41:37,437 --> 00:41:39,575
♪ Shines on me, and it shines on you ♪
829
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,637
♪ Shines on you ♪
830
00:41:40,662 --> 00:41:43,481
♪ Shows what the light of love can do ♪
831
00:41:43,506 --> 00:41:45,017
♪ This little light of mine ♪
832
00:41:45,042 --> 00:41:46,334
♪ This little light of mine ♪
833
00:41:46,359 --> 00:41:48,147
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
834
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,232
♪ I'm gonna let, gonna let it shine ♪
835
00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:52,334
- ♪ This little light of mine ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
836
00:41:52,359 --> 00:41:55,537
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
837
00:41:55,562 --> 00:41:57,951
- ♪ This little light of mine ♪
- ♪ Whoo ♪
838
00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:00,115
♪ Yes, I'm gonna let it shine ♪
839
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:01,818
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
840
00:42:01,843 --> 00:42:03,366
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
- ♪ Let it shine, oh ♪
841
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:04,827
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
842
00:42:04,851 --> 00:42:06,301
- ♪ Whoo ♪
- ♪ Let it shine ♪
843
00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:07,498
♪ Let it shine ♪
844
00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:12,390
- ♪ Shine ♪
- ♪ Shine ♪
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