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- Let there be light.
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I can't believe you waited three
months to tell me about this.
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- In my defense, it's not like
you and I have always had
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the best tenant-slash-
building-manager relationship.
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- Your first week here,
you said,
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"Ma'am, will you help me
hang my shower drapes?"
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I don't know which
to be offended by more,
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you calling me "ma'am" or you
calling them "shower drapes."
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- What would you call them?
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- Curtains, Zoey.
They're curtains.
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[sighs] You need a new part.
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I'll hit up the hardware store
right after I get my manicure.
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Dear God, is this job
really worth the cheaper rent?
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[Zoey laughs]
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- What are you giggling at?
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- Simon and I are helping
each other make me-mojis.
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Does that really look like me?
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- All I see is a single lady
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texting an engaged man
before 9 A.M.
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- [outgoing text chime]
- This is just innocent fun.
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- [incoming text chime]
- Said no innocent person ever.
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- I can see your side-eye.
- Good.
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- [outgoing text chime]
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- Morning, Bonnie.
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- Wait.
Someone actually lives there?
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I've been in this building
for two years,
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and I've never seen
anybody go in or out.
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- Shh. Bonnie's agoraphobic,
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so I deliver her mail
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and occasionally
read to her through her door.
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I've never heard a peep,
but it's probably good practice
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for when I finally record
my audiobook.
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- Poor Bonnie.
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She must be so lonely.
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Can you imagine
living your life like that?
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- I can't imagine
hiding myself from the world.
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I'm a Leo, baby,
brave, bold, beautiful!
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- And I'm...
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whatever a Capricorn is.
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[sighs] It's too bad
we can't all be like you.
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[music playing]
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- ♪ Oh, yes,
I'm the great pretender ♪
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♪ Pretending
that I'm doing well ♪
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♪ My need is such
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♪ I pretend too much
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♪ I'm lonely,
but no one can tell ♪
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♪ Oh, yes
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♪ I'm the great pretender
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♪ Adrift in a world of my own
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♪ I've played the game
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♪ But to my real shame
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♪ You've left me
to dream all alone ♪
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♪ Too real is this feeling
of make-believe ♪
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♪ Too real when I feel
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♪ What my heart can't conceal
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♪ Oh, yes
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♪ I'm the great pretender
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- Mo?
- Yes, angel?
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- You just sang to me,
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like in a heart-song way,
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not in like a condescending
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"I'm gonna teach you
the power of music" kind of way.
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- I didn't feel anything.
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- Eh, I'm telling you
it happened.
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Here's the bad news.
Your song was kind of sad.
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- And what was it you
thought you heard me singing?
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- I'm gonna take
a shot in the dark
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and say "The Great Pretender."
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According to the lyrics,
you're pretending you're well,
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but, at the same time,
you're, like, super lonely.
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Should we unpack that?
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- No, because I didn't sing it.
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If I'm gonna sing anything,
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it's gonna be something
like "Walking on Sunshine,"
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and there'd be a montage
of me trying on cute clothes.
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- I don't know.
I really think--
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- I really think your power
is on the fritz, girl.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to snake a toilet
in apartment seven.
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- Quick.
Feel something strongly,
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but don't tell me about it.
Just think it.
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- Did you just learn
a new magic trick?
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- Just work with me,
Simon, okay?
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What is bothering you
on the inside?
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[breathes deeply]
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I'm kind of pissed
at the florist
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for our engagement party.
Does that count?
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- What happened?
- He totally bailed on us.
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Jessica is livid, and I'm
kinda scared for the guy,
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because she will find him,
and she does not fight fair.
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- If you need somebody,
you should call my mom.
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She's a landscape architect,
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but that's
florist adjacent-adjacent.
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I'm sure she could give you
some solid recs.
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- God bless you.
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- Godspeed to you.
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Uh, I will give her a heads-up
and text you her info.
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- Thank you.
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[blender whirring]
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- Sorry, Zoey. I'm just making
a smoothie for your dad.
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But if you're saying
what I think you're saying,
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just have your friend call me.
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David: Instant gratification
is not what we're after.
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- Emily: I don't do surprises.
Hand it over.
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- Hey, you two. Play nice,
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or I'm gonna take your toy away.
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- Be my guest, and then will you
please open the damn thing
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and let me know
what it says inside?
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- We went to the OB-GYN
this morning,
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and the baby's
gender results are in here.
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- [gasps] Open it!
- No!
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- Come on.
- Oh, see?
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Now you got her involved.
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I need two of you?
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- Maggie, I agree.
- Yeah.
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- Unbelievable.
- David.
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- He wants to wait
until this whatever you are
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pops out of me to find out
if it's a boy or a girl,
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but why would we
want to do that?
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- Well, because it's exciting,
surprising, more fun.
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- And try impractical,
inconvenient, patience testing.
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I could go on, babe.
- Please don't.
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- Oh, I'm with Emily on this.
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You are wasting precious time.
- Exactly.
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- Hey, Dad,
you want to weigh in on this?
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- [slurps]
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David: "Pass."
He's just being polite, okay?
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We all know that Dad
always votes on the side of--
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All: Bigger moments,
bigger memories.
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- David: Yes.
- All right, how 'bout this?
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I agree to wait
until we're in the delivery room
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if you agree to rub my feet
and/or shoulders
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every night 'til then.
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- Deal. But I have to warn you,
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it--it might get a little bit--
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- It won't get sexual.
- No? No?
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- Babe, no.
- Yeah, okay.
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- Are you sure that you're
okay with me leaving?
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- It's totally fine.
I talked to the office.
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They're cool with me
working here for the week,
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and it'll give
Dad and I a chance
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to have some good
father-son quality time.
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- Right.
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- Thank you.
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- Then, I guess I will just go
do this whole me-time thing
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that you and Zoey
seem to want so badly.
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I just, um...
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...have to figure out
what it is me wants to do.
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- Oh, hi, Joan. How's it going?
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- Oh, great. Super great.
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- Glad to hear it.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Does that mean
you and Charlie...
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- Are basically
dead to each other? Yeah.
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[chuckles]
- Oh, okay.
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Congratulations?
- Right?
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I mean, he's been
living at the hotel.
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I haven't reached out once.
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This new chapter of my life
is all about
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making healthy choices,
and I have never felt better.
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I swam a half-mile
in the Bay this morning,
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I'm flying my herbalist in
from Shanghai,
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and, thanks to my new no-carb,
high-protein food regimen,
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I am focused and energized
and fully in ketosis.
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- I wish I had
a husband of 20 years
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I suddenly
became estranged from.
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- Oh, give it time.
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I don't know that I would have
had the courage to go through it
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without your naive
boundary overstepping
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and your optimistic meddling.
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- I appreciate that?
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- Enjoy your croissant
and your twist.
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Max: ♪ Quando sono
solo e songno ♪
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♪ All'orizzonte
e mancan le parole ♪
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♪ Con te partiro
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♪ Paesi che non ho mai
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♪ Veduto e vissuto, con te
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♪ Con te, io li vivro
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- Did you have sex last night?
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- As a matter of fact,
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Autumn and I
did make our first love.
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How did you know that?
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- Women's intuition.
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A power that's
seemingly working just fine,
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thank you very much.
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- Well, that's not all.
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We're now gonna
make our second love
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in Napa this weekend
and our third love
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and our fourth. It's probably--
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- You can take the fifth
and stop telling me about it.
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- Okay. Jeez.
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- I'm sorry.
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Uh, Napa?
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Like a couple's trip.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- That's kind of a big step.
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- What?
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Do you think it's too soon?
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- No. I'm happy for you.
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And it seems like your feelings
for Autumn are just soaring,
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operatically so.
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- Is it that obvious?
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- You could
tone it down a little bit.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[knocks on door]
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- Hey, Mo?
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My powers are working just fine,
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so maybe we should
get to the bottom
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of that song
you sang to me earlier,
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the one that you denied,
but I most definitely heard.
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[Jimmy Buffett's
"Margaritaville" playing]
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- ♪ Nibbling on sponge cake
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♪ Watching the sun bake
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♪ All of those tourists
covered with oil ♪
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♪ I'm strumming my six string
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♪ On my front porch swing
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♪ Smell those shrimp
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♪ They're beginning to boil
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♪ Wasting away again
in Margaritaville ♪
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[music and singing stop]
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- Uh, Bonnie?
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This is Zoey Clarke.
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I live upstairs.
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Since you're always so quiet,
I'm gonna assume
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there's not a karaoke party
going on in there.
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So maybe I'm
just picking up on your vibe,
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but are you thinking about
tequila and limes right now?
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- ♪ Oh, yes,
I'm the great pretender ♪
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♪ Pretending
that I'm doing well ♪
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[music fades]
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Man: This Sunday's all-music
service is a special one,
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with every cent
of our offering
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going to San Francisco's
Children's Hospital.
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Your opening number's
gotta raise the roof
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and bring the house down,
but no pressure.
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Y'all warm up.
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Choir: ♪ Amazing grace
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♪ How sweet the sound
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♪ That saved a wretch like me
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♪ I once was lost
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♪ But now am found
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♪ Was blind, but now I see
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- Holy--
[electric guitar playing]
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- Stop right there, red devil.
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You had no right
following me here.
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- That might be true.
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But I heard you singing
"The Great Pretender" again,
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and then you came here
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dressed like I've
never seen you dress before,
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so clearly
something's going on.
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- That song,
whether I sang it or not,
251
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,620
is an expression
of my private feelings.
252
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,970
Emphasis on the "you shouldn't
even be here right now."
253
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,276
- Do you have to dress
like a man at church?
254
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,060
Is that, like, required?
255
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,410
- I can dress however
I want whenever I want, Zoey.
256
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,021
- But you don't dress
like that anywhere else.
257
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,153
- Let she without sin
cast the first stone.
258
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,635
- I don't know what that means.
- It means don't judge me.
259
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,029
So maybe I don't feel
exactly comfortable
260
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,031
being my true self here.
So what?
261
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,337
- I just feel like you wouldn't
have sung that song to me
262
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,730
unless this was
really bothering you.
263
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,514
- How do you know
how I feel when I'm here?
264
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,864
Are you religious?
265
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:01,389
Do you know anything
about faith at all?
266
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,000
- No.
- Then, please go.
267
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,698
And the next time
you hear my heart singing,
268
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,441
stop listening. I don't
want you in my audience.
269
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,926
[group laughing]
270
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:24,412
- I could get you guys
a couple of Japanese maples.
271
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,023
Zoey, look who stopped by.
272
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,764
- Ah, Zoey, I can't tell you
273
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,592
how much you saved our lives
with Maggie.
274
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,290
- And the life of the florist
who bailed on us.
275
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,859
- Uh, that is so great.
276
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:41,646
I'm sorry.
Um, what's happening here?
277
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,648
- I reached out to your mom
for recommendations,
278
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,346
and then she started asking
about the party,
279
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,783
and when I told her that we're
throwing it in our backyard--
280
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,699
- I figured that was the perfect
way to spend my me-time.
281
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,092
- And Maggie had so many
great ideas,
282
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,571
we just hired her
on the spot.
283
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,660
- They're just checking out
the yard for inspiration.
284
00:13:55,704 --> 00:14:00,187
- And I am inspired
by this and, ah, that.
285
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,710
Something like that would be
286
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,625
such an incredible photo-op
for our guests.
287
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,932
- I could definitely
make you one of those.
288
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,238
- What do you think, hon?
- Sounds good to me.
289
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,458
- He's handsome
and accommodating.
290
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,068
[laughs] I trained him well.
291
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,636
- [chuckles]
292
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,598
All right, that's enough PDA
293
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,557
from the annoying
engaged couple.
294
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,864
- [both laughing]
- That's right. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
295
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,736
I mean, if you do want
to do that, I would take it
296
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:31,261
behind the hydrangeas,
'cause that's what I used to do.
297
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,959
High school.
298
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,699
With boys.
299
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,712
- They're lovely.
Thank you for introducing us.
300
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,585
Are you all right?
301
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,327
- Yeah. You just...
302
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,850
caught me off guard.
that's all.
303
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,939
- Should I
not have taken this job?
304
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,942
You gave them my number,
so I just thought that--
305
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,989
- No, it's okay.
You seem excited, so...
306
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,033
I just--
307
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,645
I got in a fight
with my friend, Mo,
308
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:12,476
and, uh, he called me out
on a bunch of faith stuff.
309
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,697
I realized I know nothing
about religion.
310
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,526
- Ah, well, you can blame
your lapsed Catholic father
311
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,877
and your perpetually-seeking
mother for that.
312
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,968
I never thought I should impose
any religion on you or David,
313
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:32,583
because a person's spiritual
quest should be their own.
314
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,501
- Yeah, well, this is
very out of my comfort zone.
315
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,068
- That makes sense.
316
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,984
There's a lot of grey area
to this stuff
317
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,160
that math and science people
like yourself
318
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:47,033
have a hard time
wrapping your head around.
319
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,862
- I guess I didn't even realize
you had so many of these books.
320
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,909
The Koran,
Tibetan Book of the Dead,
321
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,044
"Everyday Tarot,"
The Kama Sutra.
322
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,741
- Oh, there that is.
323
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,659
We had one that had pictures.
324
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,578
Bonnie: ♪ Aruba, Jamaica
325
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,580
♪ Ooh, I want to take you
326
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,278
♪ To Bermuda, Bahama
327
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,585
♪ Come on, pretty mama
328
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,935
♪ Key Largo, Montego
329
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,242
- [music and singing stop]
- Hi, Bonnie.
330
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,635
It's Zoey. Uh...
331
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,900
I think we might
be vibing again.
332
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,992
I don't know about you, but with
all this crappy weather lately,
333
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:38,823
a tropical escape does sound
pretty nice right now.
334
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,608
So...
335
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,091
is that what you want?
336
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,007
To get out of your place
and go on vacation?
337
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,661
- How are you doing this?
338
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,490
- Bonnie! Oh, my gosh.
339
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,927
Hi.
340
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,756
How? Um...
341
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,108
I'm very tuned in
to other people's inner tunes.
342
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:10,855
Okay, well,
I'm in apartment three.
343
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,685
If you need anything,
stop by anyti--
344
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,557
Or don't. Forget I said that.
345
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,300
Man: Okay, let's take it
from the chorus
346
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,692
and then in to Mo.
347
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,782
- ♪ This little light of mine
348
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:28,047
♪ Yes, I'm gonna let it shine
349
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:36,011
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine ♪
350
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,275
- [weakly] ♪ The light that
shines is the light of love ♪
351
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:43,018
♪ Lights the darkness
from above ♪
352
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,630
♪ Shines on me,
and it shines on you ♪
353
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,850
- [piano stops]
- Are you okay, Mo?
354
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:52,071
- [softly] Yeah.
Let's just do it again.
355
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,159
- Okay.
356
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,944
[piano playing]
357
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:59,295
- ♪ The light that shines
is the light of love ♪
358
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,951
♪ Lights the darkness
from above ♪
359
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:06,737
[fading] ♪ Shines on me,
and it shines on you ♪
360
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,957
[piano stops]
361
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,221
You know,
I-I just need a moment.
362
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,666
- Hey, Max.
363
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,190
- Yeah.
- Do you go to temple?
364
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,540
- I have been, yeah.
- 'Cause you wanted to?
365
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,281
'Cause your family
wanted you to?
366
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,240
- 'Cause I got to second base
at several bar mitzvahs.
367
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,374
[string music playing]
368
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,814
- ♪ We clawed
369
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:43,122
♪ We chained
our hearts in vain ♪
370
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:47,343
♪ We jumped never asking why
371
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:51,521
♪ We kissed,
I fell under your spell ♪
372
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:56,526
♪ A love no one could deny
373
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:01,096
♪ Don't you ever say
I just walked away ♪
374
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,881
♪ I will always want you
375
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,318
- I thought you hated Charlie.
376
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,537
- ♪ I can't live a lie
377
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,583
♪ Running for my life
378
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,890
♪ I will always want you
379
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,762
- You said you were doing well.
380
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:19,027
- ♪ I came in
like a wrecking ball ♪
381
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,900
♪ I never hit so hard in love
382
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:27,166
♪ All I wanted
was to break your walls ♪
383
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:31,822
♪ All you ever did
was wreck me ♪
384
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:39,569
♪ I came in
like a wrecking ball ♪
385
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:43,747
♪ Yeah, I just closed my eyes
and swung ♪
386
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:47,751
♪ Left me crashing
in a blaze and fall ♪
387
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:52,669
♪ All you ever did
was wreck me ♪
388
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:57,239
♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me
389
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:01,896
♪ Yeah, you wreck me
390
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:02,853
[music ends]
391
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,954
Jicama?
392
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,261
- No, thank you. Are you sure
everything's okay with you?
393
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,262
'Cause I feel like
maybe it's not.
394
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,395
- Yes, oh, my God. I mean,
395
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,613
maybe going
through a separation
396
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,354
was not the best time
to quit carbs,
397
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,313
but I'm not
missing Charlie at all.
398
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:30,272
- Not even a little bit?
- Mm-mm.
399
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,057
- 'Cause when you're
with somebody for so long,
400
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,755
it's only natural--
- You know, we should really
401
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,192
switch this bread bar out
to something else,
402
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,629
a fruit bar,
a nut bar, open bar.
403
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,718
Gotta look into
the legalities of that.
404
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,506
- What's a five-letter word
for "uninspired?"
405
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,814
Bored? No.
406
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,816
That's good,
but it starts with an "S."
407
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:58,169
- "No I'm."
408
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,562
I see. You're--You're bored.
409
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:02,348
It's fine.
No more crossword, then.
410
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:11,444
Um, I wasn't sure when the best
time to bring this up was,
411
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:14,882
but since
I'm gonna be a dad soon,
412
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,884
I thought, um--
413
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,668
I just thought maybe
you might have
414
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,670
some advice on being a parent.
415
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,542
Whatever you got,
I'm happy to take.
416
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:25,240
I know it's gonna take
some time to spell it out,
417
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,721
but we're
not going anywhere, so...
418
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,376
"Wedding"...
419
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,031
wedding video?
420
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,511
Oh, your toast.
421
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,297
That's--Okay, that--
that's a great idea.
422
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,863
I've never even
watched this thing.
423
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,909
Emily refuses to
because of Train-gate.
424
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:46,392
How Zoey managed to butcher that
beautiful dress is beyond me.
425
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,612
I mean, she had one job--
426
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,962
fan it.
- [laughs]
427
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,272
- [dance music playing]
- [laughing]
428
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,407
[music continues]
429
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,586
- Look at you, you party animal.
430
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,371
Where is that awesome toast?
431
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,460
Let's see.
432
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,509
Oh, here it is.
433
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,076
- Hey, let's hear it
for the band.
434
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,904
[applause]
435
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,036
Thank you, everyone,
436
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,907
for sharing
this special day with us.
437
00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:26,910
As we all know, life can get
pretty tough sometimes.
438
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:29,739
When the good moments happen,
moments like today,
439
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,220
we've got to mark them as such
and embrace them,
440
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:35,963
because it's important
to celebrate the milestones.
441
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,573
The job of any parent
442
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:40,141
is to prepare their kid
for the world,
443
00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:42,361
and in David's case,
444
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,580
his mother deserves
all the credit.
445
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,408
Let's hear it for Maggie.
446
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,628
[applause]
447
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,282
I do have a few pieces
of parental advice
448
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,023
that I've learned
over the years,
449
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:57,506
that I'd like to impart to
our son and his beautiful bride.
450
00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,639
Number one, if, as a parent...
451
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:02,293
- [Mitch crying]
- you have no idea what to do...
452
00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,469
- Dad?
- just choose love.
453
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,079
- What's wrong?
- [pauses video]
454
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,562
It's all right. It's all right.
455
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,260
I'm here. It's okay.
456
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,523
You're okay. I'm here.
457
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,317
- Freeze.
458
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,711
- [chuckles]
459
00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:33,107
- Holy blessed father
full of grace and--
460
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,238
- I appreciate the thoroughness,
461
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:37,851
but, uh, Pastor Steve
will suffice.
462
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,374
Weren't you at the church
last night?
463
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,375
- Yeah.
464
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,856
I'm Zoey...
465
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,511
Mo's neighbor.
466
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:48,644
- Oh. I'm glad I ran into you.
467
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,472
No one's heard from Mo
since he walked out
468
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,560
of the middle of choir practice.
469
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:53,040
- He did?
- Yeah.
470
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,650
Called, text, no answer.
471
00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,347
Thought about sending a dove,
472
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:59,307
but stopping by with a note
seemed like a better idea.
473
00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:03,137
- I wish I could be more help,
but Mo is avoiding me, too.
474
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:04,747
- Any idea what's going on?
475
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,010
- [sighs] I don't want to...
476
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:10,361
break Mo's trust,
and I don't know how...
477
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:11,667
- I know he's gender fluid.
478
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:14,017
- You do?
- Yeah. Mo's out to me.
479
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,976
Before joining the choir,
he wanted to make sure
480
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:19,849
I was an open-minded minister.
I assured him I was.
481
00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:23,679
- Oh. I didn't know
churches were okay with that.
482
00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:25,855
- Some are. I want mine to be.
483
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,596
- Then, why do you think
he's uncomfortable
484
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,685
being himself there?
- I couldn't tell you.
485
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,515
Could you make sure
he gets this?
486
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,865
And please remind him
that sick children
487
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,824
are counting on him
to sing this Sunday.
488
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:39,478
- Sure.
489
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,699
But I can't promise
it'll do any good.
490
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,658
- Oh? You never know.
491
00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:48,095
And if not, maybe we'll ask Him
492
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:50,489
for a little extra help
on this one.
493
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,325
[knocking on door]
494
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:03,197
Zoey: Mo!
495
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,329
[knocking continues]
496
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:08,463
Mo, it's me.
We really need to talk.
497
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,987
[knocking]
498
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,555
My stove blew up.
499
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,035
I'm on fire!
500
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,648
Okay, now you're
just being rude.
501
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,571
- Hey. Perfect timing.
502
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,399
Can you help me
with that corner over there?
503
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,575
- Yeah.
- What's wrong?
504
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,490
- I just got off the phone
with my mom.
505
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,188
Uh, my dad still
has not stopped crying.
506
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:39,625
It's been over a day.
507
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:42,236
- All because you showed him
our wedding video?
508
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,498
- My mom spoke to Dr. Hamara,
509
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,369
and he said
that uncontrollable emotion
510
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,154
can be a symptom
of the disease.
511
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,243
- Then, it's not
totally your fault.
512
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:51,027
- Can we maybe work
on your pep talks
513
00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:52,289
before our baby arrives?
514
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:56,206
- Mm, we can try,
but as per our deal,
515
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,252
you can rub my feet now.
516
00:25:58,295 --> 00:25:59,906
- Oh, that great deal
I made, yeah.
517
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,908
- Yeah.
518
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,910
Hey, you gotta stop
blaming yourself.
519
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:05,433
You only had good intentions.
520
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:07,566
- It was still so stupid of me.
I mean, of course
521
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,437
showing him that video
is just gonna remind him
522
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,439
of all the things
he's gonna miss in the future,
523
00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:13,615
all the bigger moments,
all the bigger memories.
524
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,095
- Our kid's birthdays.
525
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,705
- Our kid's birth.
526
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:21,710
I mean, he might not
ever meet his grandkid.
527
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,322
- Hey, I have an idea.
528
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,977
And I'm not just bringing it up
because it means I win,
529
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,936
although that is
a nice added bonus.
530
00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:30,937
- [chuckles]
531
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,766
- Hey, Bonz, it's me.
532
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,376
Just checking in.
533
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:42,078
I took the liberty of pricing
airfare to Aruba, Jamaica,
534
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,732
some other
tropical destinations,
535
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:46,953
and then I realized
you probably wouldn't go,
536
00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,345
even if I bought you a ticket.
537
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:52,349
But I got another idea.
538
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:57,659
When I was little, all I wanted
was to go to outer space.
539
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,226
My parents
bought me a telescope,
540
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:02,272
and I spent hours
staring up at the sky.
541
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:09,802
I got an even better one now,
so what do you say...
542
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,587
you and I take
this bad boy up to the roof?
543
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:18,332
We can look at the beach,
the bay, the stars.
544
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,770
I feel like it might be
a good first step
545
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,164
towards getting you
to Bermuda or Bahama
546
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,688
or wherever you want to go,
pretty mama.
547
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,169
Hi.
548
00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:30,823
- Are you lying in wait
for me now?
549
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:33,869
- Uh, no, but that would have
been super smart on my part.
550
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:36,350
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I got a message for you
551
00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:39,222
from Pastor Steve
and a bunch of sick kids.
552
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,010
What does it say?
553
00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:46,534
- That I'll always
have his support
554
00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:49,929
and he'll be there for me
whenever I decide to come back.
555
00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:52,366
- All I wanted was to help.
556
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,847
I didn't mean
to ruin church for you.
557
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:57,806
- I know. I think when you
crashed that rehearsal,
558
00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:01,505
I got scared because
my worlds were colliding,
559
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:04,987
and it made me think of how big
of a hypocrite I'm being.
560
00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:08,034
- But clearly it's something
you've been feeling for a while,
561
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:11,733
because you sang that song to me
before I followed you there.
562
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,387
- Because I shouldn't be
living two lives.
563
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,694
I mean, how am I
supposed to go up there
564
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:18,218
and sing proudly in front of God
and the congregation
565
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,523
knowing that I'm lying?
566
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:21,221
What kind of an example
does that set
567
00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:22,744
for those kids
coming to service tomorrow?
568
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,747
- Well, then, show up
in your sparkliest dress
569
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:29,969
and "fear not," Isaiah 43:1.
570
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,188
I've been doing my research.
571
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:35,452
[spoon clinking]
572
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:38,499
- F-sharp.
- Hmm?
573
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,109
- That's the note
you're making with your spoon.
574
00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,198
I have perfect pitch.
575
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,852
The church organist
discovered it
576
00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:45,767
when I was in the second grade.
577
00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:48,291
Until then,
the only other person
578
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,772
that made
this little black boy who liked
579
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,906
clomping around in heels
feel special was my mom.
580
00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:57,779
But when I found out that I
had something special in me
581
00:28:57,823 --> 00:29:01,435
that made people clap
rather than call me a sissy...
582
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:06,527
I knew I was special, too.
583
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,531
I mean, two weeks
in the kids' choir,
584
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:14,013
and they moved me directly up
to the adult soprano section.
585
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,623
- As they should have.
586
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,278
- Well, let's say that
I wasn't exactly accepted
587
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,975
by some
of those pitchy sisters.
588
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:24,240
Not because I sang better
than them, which I do.
589
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,853
They said
I wasn't right with God.
590
00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:31,291
And they complained
to the choir director,
591
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:33,815
who didn't care.
592
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:37,645
And things got so bad that we
just moved to another church,
593
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,386
and then it happened
all over again.
594
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:43,390
So from then on,
I vowed to present male
595
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,480
any time that I was
in a house of worship.
596
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,524
- But...
597
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:50,484
isn't it different this time?
598
00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,312
Pastor Steve seems so accepting.
599
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:56,316
- He is,
but that's no guarantee
600
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,492
that anybody else
in those pews are gonna be.
601
00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:01,408
So my only two options
602
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:06,369
are to dress like a man
and feel like a fraud
603
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,284
or dress like a female
604
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:11,766
and risk being run
out of the sanctuary.
605
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:17,293
- Mo, I-I wish I knew how
to help you make the decision.
606
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:23,778
- Thanks, but it's gonna take
a miracle to show me the way.
607
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:27,564
Until then,
I'm staying home on Sundays.
608
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,660
[ballad playing]
609
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,967
- Hi.
610
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,490
- Hey. What you doing here?
611
00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,841
- I went by the church,
but the receptionist said
612
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,494
this is where
you work on your sermons.
613
00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:47,367
- Oh, yeah. I like trying
new material out on the tipsy.
614
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:48,672
They laugh at my jokes.
615
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,674
They cry at the poignant stuff.
616
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:53,808
Also like taking
the drunks in darts.
617
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,984
For the, uh, Sunday offering,
of course.
618
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,247
Want to buy in? 20 bucks.
619
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,814
- Sure.
620
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:07,039
I spoke to Mo.
621
00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:11,086
Um, he says he feels like a...
622
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:14,437
hypocrite
dressing male at church,
623
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:17,353
but if he shows up the way
he feels most comfortable,
624
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:21,705
he's afraid the other members
might reject him.
625
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:22,881
- Hmm.
626
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:26,319
Well, I wish I could guarantee
627
00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:29,191
that everyone in my flock
had open hearts and minds.
628
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:32,847
Unfortunately
humans aren't perfect.
629
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,371
Yep, if they were,
I'd be out of a job.
630
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,373
[chuckles]
631
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,984
Done all we can.
632
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,986
It's up to Mo now.
633
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:44,076
Let's hope that he eventually
takes the leap of faith.
634
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,080
- Yeah, see, that whole
leap of faith thing
635
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:50,952
really doesn't work for me.
- What do you mean?
636
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:53,955
- What if sitting
and waiting isn't an option?
637
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:59,265
Wh-What if the universe
has made it very clear
638
00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:01,789
that I have to act now
in order to help someone?
639
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,227
- Universe is talking to you?
640
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,100
- More like singing.
- Hmm.
641
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:10,102
- And it's making me
super sensitive
642
00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:12,974
to other people's
thoughts and feelings.
643
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,934
- Empathy is
a wonderful gift to have.
644
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,329
- You're very easy to talk to.
645
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,418
I think I'm starting to get
the whole confession thing.
646
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,551
- It's the friendly smile
647
00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:27,075
and the clerical collar.
Gets 'em every time.
648
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,859
- The thing is,
I've been trying to do good
649
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:30,905
and help other people,
650
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,952
but it just feels like
I'm making things worse.
651
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,997
I, uh, drove Mo away
from the church.
652
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,087
I intervened
in my boss's marriage,
653
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:41,394
and now she's miserable,
654
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,005
and the verdict's still out
on my downstairs neighbor.
655
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,529
- You want assurances
that you're actually helping
656
00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:48,444
whenever you do
something for someone?
657
00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,751
- Yes.
658
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,840
- If you're
only motivated by proof,
659
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:56,017
keep your eyes open, 'cause you
might just see a miracle.
660
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,801
I'm not talking
about giant-sized ones
661
00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:01,849
like parting the Red Sea,
but little ones,
662
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,983
the signposts that you're
on the right path.
663
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:15,950
Whoo! [laughs]
664
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,474
- You mean like that?
665
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,128
- Ooh.
666
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:22,609
Well, pleasure
doing business with you.
667
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,482
[knocking on door]
668
00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:31,226
- Surprise.
- Hi.
669
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:35,622
- The bubbly was a thank-you
from Simon and Jessica.
670
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,015
Since you introduced us,
671
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:39,669
I figured
I should share the wealth.
672
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,932
- Well, thank you.
673
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,717
Cheers to us.
674
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,023
- Yeah, to us.
675
00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:47,938
[chuckles]
676
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:52,639
Did I ever tell you
about the time
677
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:55,903
I worked in a winery in France?
- What?
678
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,470
- I had just had
this steamy affair
679
00:33:57,513 --> 00:34:00,081
with my married
Russian Lit professor,
680
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,909
and I needed
to get away from it all.
681
00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,519
- I'm sorry.
682
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:07,088
You lived where, when,
and were sleeping with whom?
683
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,090
[cellphone chimes]
684
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,921
- It's pretty late.
Is everything okay?
685
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:17,098
- Uh, yeah. Um, it's Simon.
686
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:22,103
We have this dumb
back-and-forth running joke.
687
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,105
- I may be slow
on the uptake here,
688
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,107
but is Simon
the guy at the office
689
00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:28,196
that you told me
you have a crush on?
690
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,069
- That was before
we really knew each other
691
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,462
and before I knew
he was engaged.
692
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:36,248
So now we mostly
just bond about dad stuff.
693
00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:39,773
- I bonded with Ray,
my Russian Lit teacher,
694
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:44,386
over Tolstoy, and eventually
the innocent trading
695
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:49,261
of favorite "Anna Karenina"
passages turned to more.
696
00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:53,874
And I was devastated
when he told me that he was
697
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:57,617
not going to leave his wife
and that it had to stop.
698
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:02,404
- You're telling me this why?
699
00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:05,190
- I don't ever want you
to hurt the way I did.
700
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:07,844
- Simon and I are friends.
701
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,542
We're not having an affair.
702
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:11,935
- Okay, but I'm
not judging you, Zoey.
703
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,111
I'm really not.
704
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,634
[cellphone chimes]
705
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:20,205
Please tell me you have some
salty snacks in your pantry.
706
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:30,911
[water running]
707
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:34,393
- Simon is the only person
who isn't you and David
708
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,178
who I can talk to about
what I'm going through with Dad.
709
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:42,096
No one else understands,
and I guess I'm worried
710
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:48,146
that if I let it go,
let him go, that I...
711
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,282
won't ever feel this way again.
712
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,676
- I felt the same way
about Ray.
713
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,417
Then I met your dad.
714
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,463
I have faith.
715
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:02,551
You should, too.
716
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:16,304
- I know it's tempting,
but no peeking.
717
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:20,134
- ♪ ...have all your loving...
718
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,049
- Okay, you can look.
719
00:36:30,536 --> 00:36:31,928
- Hey, Dad.
720
00:36:31,972 --> 00:36:33,756
I know you love a live band.
721
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,150
You always taught me
to celebrate
722
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:39,501
the milestones in life,
and, uh, this--
723
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,634
this feels like
a pretty big one.
724
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,940
And even though
I thought it was a great idea
725
00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:46,943
to wait until the baby was born,
726
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:50,556
we decided we could create
a bigger moment
727
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:53,123
and a bigger memory right now.
728
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:55,430
- So let's get
this show on the road.
729
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,867
[applause]
730
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:03,264
- [cheering]
731
00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,658
Maggie: Ahh! Oh, it's a boy.
Is that what that means?
732
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,007
Blue still means boy?
733
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,707
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
734
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,361
This was supposed
to stop your crying.
735
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:17,235
- It's fine. I think this time,
these are happy tears.
736
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:20,281
- Great job, D.
737
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,891
- Thanks, Z. [laughs]
738
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,025
- So, uh...
739
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,853
now that we know
you're gonna have a boy,
740
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,855
you're not gonna need
both of those cakes, are you?
741
00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:30,944
- Oh, you--you want
to take the pink one?
742
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:34,600
- I do, but just know
it's for a very good cause.
743
00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:35,775
- [doorbell rings]
- [dogs barking]
744
00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,211
Joan: Tomford, Hermès,
come here.
745
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,300
Who is it?
Let's see who's there.
746
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,302
Oh, what do we have here?
747
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:42,608
Ah.
748
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:51,443
[chuckles]
749
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,096
Hey, back in the house.
750
00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:58,928
[locks clicking]
[door creaking]
751
00:37:58,972 --> 00:37:59,929
- Bonnie?
752
00:38:04,499 --> 00:38:05,761
Hi.
753
00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:11,071
I'm...
- Zoey.
754
00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:12,899
I recognize
your tiny footsteps.
755
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:16,598
So, I've been thinking
about your offer,
756
00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:18,644
the whole
telescope-on-the-roof thing.
757
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,994
Seems like it could be
a great first step
758
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:23,953
toward getting me
to the Caribbean.
759
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,956
- Let's do it.
- Except I'm afraid of heights.
760
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,394
How 'bout you just...
761
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:31,221
come for
a quick walk with me?
762
00:38:31,265 --> 00:38:34,312
I want to put my rent check
in Mo's mailbox.
763
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,704
- Glad to.
764
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,625
Would you be up for
a slightly longer pilgrimage?
765
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:45,235
- [knocking on door]
- Mo: Go away, Zoey,
766
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,149
I'm not in the mood.
767
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,457
What?
768
00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:50,937
- Sorry to disturb you,
769
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,592
but there is a tenant
from downstairs
770
00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:54,984
that would like to say hi.
771
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:00,990
- Hello, Mo.
772
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,297
- Bonnie?
773
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:07,823
It's so nice to see you.
774
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:20,009
- Okay. That's enough gaping
at the shut-in for one day.
775
00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:22,098
Maybe we can do this again
tomorrow?
776
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,634
- How'd you do that?
777
00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,636
- It was all her.
778
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:41,117
I guess she just took
a leap of faith.
779
00:39:41,161 --> 00:39:44,382
- I mean, I'm sitting here, and
I'm feeling awful for myself.
780
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,253
Then that just happened.
That's incredible.
781
00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,168
- Well, let's not
take it that far.
782
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:50,475
I mean, she only, like,
walked up a flight of stairs.
783
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,825
- You're not getting it.
I said the only thing
784
00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:54,740
to make me go back to church
was a miracle.
785
00:39:54,783 --> 00:39:56,002
That was a miracle.
786
00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:58,918
I mean, if Bonnie
has enough courage
787
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:01,355
to face her fears, so can I.
788
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,879
- A signpost.
789
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,231
So what happens now?
790
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:11,147
- I'm a man of my word, which
means I have exactly 20 minutes
791
00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:13,323
to pick a wig and paint my face.
792
00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:15,804
Pastor Steve: Good morning.
793
00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:19,025
Congregation: Good morning.
794
00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:24,770
- On this beautiful Sunday,
music shall provide the message.
795
00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,511
It's simple.
796
00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:28,861
All of us are welcome.
797
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,864
All of us are loved.
798
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,834
- [a cappella]
♪ This little light of mine
799
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:50,273
♪ I'm gonna let it shine
800
00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:53,886
♪ This little light of mine
801
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:56,845
♪ I'm gonna let it shine
802
00:40:56,889 --> 00:41:01,110
♪ Oh, this little light
of mine ♪
803
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:04,200
♪ I'm gonna let it shine
804
00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:08,509
♪ Let it shine, let it shine
805
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:12,731
♪ Let it shine
806
00:41:12,774 --> 00:41:13,732
[music playing]
807
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,168
♪ Ohh
808
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:17,823
♪ This little light of mine,
yeah ♪
809
00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,042
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine
810
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,261
- ♪ Let it shine
811
00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:22,915
- ♪ This little light of mine
812
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,090
- ♪ Ohh
813
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,700
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine
814
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,615
- ♪ Gonna let my light shine
815
00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:30,052
- ♪ This little light of mine
- ♪ Ohh
816
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:32,272
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine
- ♪ Ohh
817
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,708
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Yeah
818
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:35,623
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Let it shine
819
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:39,105
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Yeah, ohh
820
00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:41,063
- ♪ The light that shines
is the light of love ♪
821
00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,848
- ♪ Light of love
822
00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:44,066
- ♪ Lights the darkness
from above ♪
823
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,590
- ♪ From above, yeah
824
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:46,939
- ♪ Shines on me,
and it shines on you ♪
825
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,462
- ♪ Shines on you
826
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,768
- ♪ Shows what the light
of love can do ♪
827
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,291
- ♪ What love can do
828
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,814
- ♪ This little light of mine
829
00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:53,989
- ♪ This little light of mine
830
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,600
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine
831
00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,776
- ♪ I'm gonna let,
gonna let it shine ♪
832
00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:00,300
- ♪ This little light of mine
- ♪ Oh, yeah
833
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:03,129
- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine
- ♪ Hey
834
00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,566
- ♪ This little light of mine
- ♪ Whoo
835
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,742
- ♪ Yes, I'm gonna
let it shine ♪
836
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,483
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Let it shine
837
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,311
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Let it shine, oh
838
00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:12,573
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Let it shine
839
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:13,705
- ♪ Whoo
- ♪ Let it shine
840
00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:15,315
- ♪ Let it shine
841
00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:19,841
- ♪ Let it shine
- ♪ Shine
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