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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,832 --> 00:01:20,457 TRICKLY BRAINS 2 00:01:25,541 --> 00:01:27,166 Pal, where is your boss? 3 00:01:28,332 --> 00:01:29,041 What? 4 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:31,207 The tricky Jing Koo. 5 00:01:39,582 --> 00:01:42,041 Be smart next time. 6 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,457 Help. 7 00:01:48,582 --> 00:01:50,082 What is going on? 8 00:01:51,541 --> 00:01:53,957 Pull me up, please. 9 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:56,166 So troublesome, coming. 10 00:01:56,624 --> 00:01:57,166 Thanks. 11 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,582 Hold it. 12 00:02:01,082 --> 00:02:01,999 Fool me? 13 00:02:01,999 --> 00:02:05,707 You are going to break my arm. 14 00:02:15,624 --> 00:02:16,832 Bastard. 15 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:21,874 Bastard. 16 00:02:23,249 --> 00:02:24,582 Go to hell! 17 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,457 To hell! 18 00:02:26,999 --> 00:02:28,207 Poisoned! 19 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:30,541 Dead? 20 00:02:34,707 --> 00:02:35,499 Who are you? 21 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:37,666 Don't get closs, I fight back. 22 00:02:38,499 --> 00:02:39,332 Morning! 23 00:02:39,499 --> 00:02:43,791 I am the handsome tricky Jing Koo. 24 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:46,541 So it's you. 25 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:48,832 What a trap. 26 00:02:48,832 --> 00:02:51,707 Of course, that's what I am good at. 27 00:02:51,707 --> 00:02:53,707 I have to charge you from now. 28 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,749 $8.00 to start with. 29 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:57,207 That's nothing. 30 00:02:57,207 --> 00:02:58,707 I can keep on till tomorrow. 31 00:02:58,707 --> 00:03:00,624 I mean $80,000. 32 00:03:00,624 --> 00:03:02,749 $80,000, what a rip off. 33 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,749 Yes, it is. 34 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:08,541 Don't waste the time. 35 00:03:08,791 --> 00:03:09,666 Clear? 36 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:10,332 Clear. 37 00:03:10,332 --> 00:03:12,207 You want a divorce but keep your property. 38 00:03:12,207 --> 00:03:14,749 Not problem to make her mad. 39 00:03:14,749 --> 00:03:17,166 Really? 40 00:03:17,582 --> 00:03:18,832 Of course. 41 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:19,707 What? 42 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:24,291 I'll charge you $300,000 for sure win. 43 00:03:24,374 --> 00:03:28,332 $300,0007? I thought $30,000 to $50,000. 44 00:03:28,332 --> 00:03:29,791 Calm down, have a drink. 45 00:03:30,457 --> 00:03:31,207 Thanks. 46 00:03:33,332 --> 00:03:35,041 You have mine & I have yours. 47 00:03:38,749 --> 00:03:40,082 Feeling sick? 48 00:03:40,832 --> 00:03:42,749 Yes, how do you know? 49 00:03:42,749 --> 00:03:44,124 It has good dose. 50 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,874 You have it too. 51 00:03:46,457 --> 00:03:47,666 Not now. 52 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:50,082 The toilet is over there. 53 00:03:50,082 --> 00:03:50,749 Thanks. 54 00:03:50,749 --> 00:03:51,707 Please. 55 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:57,916 Not yet, lock the door. 56 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:00,582 No, don't come in. 57 00:04:03,624 --> 00:04:05,166 What about the charge of $500,0007? 58 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:07,041 We agreed $300,000. 59 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,332 Wrong, now $600,000. 60 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,124 $600,0007? 61 00:04:13,207 --> 00:04:14,499 Rip off? 62 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,582 I wanna show you my talent. 63 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,791 $700,000 not a problem. 64 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,666 What $700,0007 65 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:28,041 Let me out or I chop you up. 66 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,041 I'll chop you up. 67 00:04:29,249 --> 00:04:31,791 $700,000 is not a great deal. 68 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:33,582 $70m. is not a problem neither if you have to pay. 69 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:39,791 $70m? No argument, I'll pay, let me out. 70 00:04:39,999 --> 00:04:43,041 Let me out, quick. 71 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,416 Thanks for your co-operation. 72 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:46,582 I only have to pull this switch. 73 00:04:46,582 --> 00:04:48,166 All get up will back off. 74 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:53,666 Hay, what to do now? 75 00:04:53,957 --> 00:04:55,749 I have to turn off the main switch. 76 00:04:55,874 --> 00:04:57,624 Where is it? 77 00:04:58,249 --> 00:04:59,291 In Yuen Long. 78 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:02,791 My God, let me out. 79 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,541 Quick. 80 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:07,582 Oh! 81 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:19,791 What ashame. 82 00:05:21,999 --> 00:05:23,041 Congratulations. 83 00:05:29,332 --> 00:05:31,374 Kung Hay Fai Choi... 84 00:05:37,582 --> 00:05:40,291 Stupid. 85 00:05:41,707 --> 00:05:43,499 Mrs. Chu, if all goes right, 86 00:05:43,499 --> 00:05:46,582 your husband will be sent to the Mental Hospital in 15 mins. 87 00:05:46,582 --> 00:05:49,582 It worths $800,000. 88 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,041 You deserve it. 89 00:05:52,124 --> 00:05:54,707 Lucky that I was quick. 90 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:59,207 If not I could be the one to turn mad. 91 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:02,874 Not may be, but surely would be you. 92 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:07,666 You are an expert. 93 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:08,707 Wrong. 94 00:06:09,457 --> 00:06:13,374 I am handsome Tricky Expert. 95 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:19,541 Can I have a kiss 96 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,416 for memory? 97 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,749 More than happy. 98 00:06:27,749 --> 00:06:29,457 "Tricky Expert" 99 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:33,457 Thanks. 100 00:06:33,457 --> 00:06:34,499 Don't mention it. 101 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,666 Bye. 102 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:38,916 On the house. 103 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:43,249 Give me the file later. 104 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:44,207 O.K. 105 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:45,791 What about the goods? 106 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:47,082 Get in! 107 00:06:49,457 --> 00:06:51,041 Hay, what's going on? 108 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:52,874 A woman has lost a diamond ring. 109 00:06:52,874 --> 00:06:54,999 The police has to search the department. 110 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:56,957 Get a drawer and queue. 111 00:06:56,957 --> 00:06:57,582 Oh! Hold it! 112 00:06:57,582 --> 00:06:58,832 Hay... 113 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:03,999 Hay, you, come over. 114 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:05,957 Me? 115 00:07:05,957 --> 00:07:08,082 Yes, come over. 116 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:09,374 Madam, what's matter? 117 00:07:09,374 --> 00:07:11,249 Quiet, search. 118 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:12,624 Search girls here. 119 00:07:12,624 --> 00:07:13,999 We have finished with the girls. 120 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:15,666 Hurry up, you asshole! 121 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:16,332 Really? 122 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:18,832 Are you man? Come on. 123 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:23,582 This way. 124 00:07:26,207 --> 00:07:27,291 Don't move. 125 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:32,666 Watch out. 126 00:07:33,374 --> 00:07:36,416 Here we are. 127 00:07:39,082 --> 00:07:41,916 You are so strong. 128 00:07:42,832 --> 00:07:44,082 - Thanks. - Take off your shirt. 129 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:44,916 What? 130 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:46,957 You have searched me, why? 131 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,624 You are so afraid of woman. 132 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:51,916 Virgin? 133 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:52,666 Yes. 134 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:56,749 No, you ask funny questions. 135 00:07:56,957 --> 00:08:00,207 You can take advantage. 136 00:08:03,374 --> 00:08:05,666 Stand clear, or I shout. 137 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:07,832 Don't get close, or I yell. 138 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,791 Congratulations, Kit, you are promoted. 139 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:15,332 Congratulation! 140 00:08:15,332 --> 00:08:16,374 You all know about it. 141 00:08:16,374 --> 00:08:17,249 Of course. 142 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:20,124 That's why we fooled you with the girl. 143 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,957 Why didn't you tell me? 144 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:24,207 Banana's idea. 145 00:08:24,207 --> 00:08:25,832 I dared not to say or she'll not date with me. 146 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:26,791 Hay! 147 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,124 She's not going out with you anyway. 148 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,541 Come, open the champagne. 149 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:35,582 It is great that he got promotion 150 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,082 So let's celebration 151 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:48,999 Who's that girl who searched me? 152 00:08:49,999 --> 00:08:51,707 Whore, cost $3,000- 153 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,832 Banana is really tricky. 154 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:58,124 Banana is famous of this. 155 00:08:58,124 --> 00:09:00,666 She's very pride. 156 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,666 She won't fool people once only. 157 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:05,957 Always more than once. 158 00:09:05,957 --> 00:09:07,166 She such a devil. 159 00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:09,499 You better watch out. 160 00:09:26,707 --> 00:09:29,374 Her tricks keep coming. 161 00:09:29,374 --> 00:09:31,624 But I'll be careful. 162 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:41,332 Are you Mr. Chi Man Kit? 163 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,666 Yes I am. 164 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,249 I am new from the Personnel Dept, I want your info. 165 00:09:46,249 --> 00:09:48,999 Right, I have to go into the room. 166 00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:50,832 That's good. It's too noisy here. 167 00:09:52,082 --> 00:09:53,207 Please! 168 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,124 Lock the door? 169 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:56,791 Good idea, too noisy outside. 170 00:10:05,874 --> 00:10:07,291 Do I have to get naked? 171 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:09,541 What? Help yourself! 172 00:10:13,999 --> 00:10:15,624 Stand by the wall. 173 00:10:16,874 --> 00:10:17,499 No need. 174 00:10:17,499 --> 00:10:18,957 Body search? 175 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:20,791 Why? 176 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:23,582 Why are you doing this here? 177 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,124 What for? 178 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:30,707 You are suitable for a lot of jobs. 179 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:34,832 Like China Town, Club Volvo, Metropolitan. 180 00:10:34,832 --> 00:10:37,041 Why be a whore here? 181 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:41,541 Such a low class whore. 182 00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:46,707 Why be a whore here and hit people? 183 00:10:47,999 --> 00:10:50,957 Hit people? Tell me why you hit people? 184 00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:51,832 What's wrong, Lucy? 185 00:10:51,832 --> 00:10:53,041 You ask him. 186 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:54,791 - Insane. - What's wrong? 187 00:10:54,832 --> 00:10:57,541 You employ such kind of employee. 188 00:10:58,249 --> 00:11:00,041 I employ her? Which one? 189 00:11:00,457 --> 00:11:01,249 She! 190 00:11:01,249 --> 00:11:03,791 She's my old friend, just back from the States. 191 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,041 Our new colleague. 192 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,499 New colleague? 193 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,082 Who do you think she is? 194 00:11:08,082 --> 00:11:09,041 My God! 195 00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:14,332 Hay...Miss... 196 00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:23,416 I didn't mean it. 197 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,416 Are you alright? 198 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,624 Wait. 199 00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:21,791 Fine. 200 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:25,624 Hay...no. 201 00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:28,957 I was trapped. I didn't meant to present so rude. 202 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,374 I am not the type you think off. 203 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,541 No. 204 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,124 I didn't have such an idea. 205 00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:34,499 You have agreed? 206 00:12:34,499 --> 00:12:35,749 Not yet. 207 00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:39,832 Chi Man Kit, Lucy Ching, shake hands. 208 00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:56,291 Hay. 209 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,166 What? 210 00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:58,249 Look. 211 00:13:00,249 --> 00:13:01,707 You wanna buy them all? 212 00:13:01,707 --> 00:13:04,291 Not, quite, but you have known me for so long. 213 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,666 You have hidden something from me. 214 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,249 What are you talking about? 215 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,874 .U, , right? 216 00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:15,749 No. 217 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,207 I O you. 218 00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:19,707 No. 219 00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:21,791 It really is I love you. 220 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,666 Women, trouble. 221 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,874 Lucy, your hair. 222 00:13:34,249 --> 00:13:36,166 Glue it up. 223 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,041 Let go over there. 224 00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:41,624 Are you in a hurry? 225 00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:44,999 Yes, I have to call Julian at 6. 226 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:48,916 Which Julian? 227 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:52,999 My fien'ce in the States, Lucy knows about him too. 228 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,457 You see each other only twice a year. 229 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:58,499 I take the maxicab there. 230 00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:01,082 Fine! Bye! 231 00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:03,416 - Bye! - Bye! 232 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,666 Hay, get down. 233 00:14:22,874 --> 00:14:24,291 We nearly broke it. 234 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,082 Let's go, quick. 235 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:29,249 How much longer you want to hide it from Kit? 236 00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:32,541 I don't know. I can't project his reaction. 237 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:35,041 Who thinks of such an idea. 238 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:40,666 The boss' daughter works as a clerk to know about the firm. 239 00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:44,041 It's very old fashioned idea. 240 00:14:44,374 --> 00:14:45,999 You decide on the contract. 241 00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:46,749 Fine. 242 00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:47,332 Hello! 243 00:14:47,332 --> 00:14:48,249 Lucy! 244 00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:50,124 Lucy! 245 00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:50,916 Hi! 246 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,124 Daddy! 247 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:55,582 Macky was talking about the Japan contract. 248 00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:57,916 Take you time, I have to get change. 249 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:05,332 Lucy, you've changed after going to the States. 250 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:08,416 We are busy. 251 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,624 Lucy, I wanna talk to you. 252 00:15:10,624 --> 00:15:11,791 What, Daddy? 253 00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:16,249 Heard that you & Kit are going out. 254 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:20,332 Well, you are undercover to work in the firm 255 00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:24,332 to have a clear picture, I don't mind. 256 00:15:25,499 --> 00:15:28,957 But be careful with your love life. 257 00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:30,582 Who? 258 00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:34,374 You overheard us. 259 00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:38,041 Sorry, I was going to say, but no chance. 260 00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:39,666 Talk now. 261 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:40,957 Kit is not a good fellow. 262 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:42,874 Mind your word. 263 00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:45,249 I know it's been a long time. 264 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,374 But a like fair chance. 265 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,166 I worry about you. 266 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,332 What do you know? 267 00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:54,999 Kit has a bad background. 268 00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:57,041 He joined triad since young. 269 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,416 And then back to school. 270 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,249 So he has turned good. 271 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,749 People can never change their character. 272 00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:05,624 He is interested in your money. 273 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,999 He doesn't know my identity. 274 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:10,499 I will pretend not knowing too. 275 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,374 Mind you. 276 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,124 You are blinded by your love. 277 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:18,041 You'll soon see the real him. 278 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:31,749 " Am sick for love."” 279 00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:37,416 Chi! 280 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,374 Something wrong? 281 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,541 Remember before your wife died, 282 00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:46,124 one day I told you I was pregnant. 283 00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:49,041 Yeah, and I borrowed some money for you. 284 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,082 Told you to have the abortion. 285 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:53,916 I feel sorry now. 286 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,124 I had lied to you. 287 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,791 What? That's not my baby? 288 00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:01,916 Of course it's your baby. 289 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,624 I didn't have the abortion. 290 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:07,082 I gave birth in China and my sister takes care of him. 291 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,624 So I have a second son. 292 00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:11,499 He has got a single entry visa. 293 00:17:11,499 --> 00:17:12,791 True? 294 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:16,791 He is really like you. 295 00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:17,749 I take you to him. 296 00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:19,082 Good. 297 00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:21,791 He stays here? 298 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,582 How does he behaves like me? 299 00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:30,249 He behaves exactly like when you are nervous. 300 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:33,207 Happy, when you want sex. 301 00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,082 Really? 302 00:17:34,082 --> 00:17:34,874 Behave. 303 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:35,999 No. 304 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:39,082 And he can take even hotter taste. 305 00:17:39,082 --> 00:17:40,541 Hot like fire. 306 00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,749 He's great. 307 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,499 That could be coincidence. 308 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:47,082 But something must be of genetic. 309 00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:47,916 What? 310 00:17:48,082 --> 00:17:51,416 Remember Kit could not talk before 3. 311 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,791 Right, I worried 312 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,832 I thought he was dumb. 313 00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:58,791 And the first thing he said was "Dad". 314 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:01,166 Oh! 315 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,874 You still like this for years? 316 00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:06,707 Yes, I always for this. 317 00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,457 The first time he called you "Dad". 318 00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:09,416 Quiet. 319 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,541 You were very mad. 320 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,332 Since then when he calls you Daddy. 321 00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:16,291 You'll lose control of your body. 322 00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:19,832 Right, so he calls me father. 323 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,166 He is the same. 324 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,374 So magical? 325 00:18:23,374 --> 00:18:24,624 What is his name? 326 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:26,166 Chi Man Ching! 327 00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:27,999 Chi Man... 328 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,041 He is back. 329 00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:32,624 Hide yourself. 330 00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,041 He likes rotten beancurd. 331 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,374 He can really talk hot stuff. 332 00:19:33,832 --> 00:19:37,374 He wants to sexually assault beancurd? 333 00:19:38,582 --> 00:19:39,541 Who? 334 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,332 No one. 335 00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:42,291 Oh! 336 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,832 You dare not to see your son? 337 00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:58,166 Son, your Dad. 338 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:23,166 He's your... 339 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,082 - Father! - Father! 340 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,624 Father... 341 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,666 Father! 342 00:20:38,249 --> 00:20:43,041 - Father... - Father... 343 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,832 Good father & son reunion. 344 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:49,291 My good son. 345 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,499 Father... 346 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,874 Say Dad. 347 00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:52,791 Dad! 348 00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:53,666 More. 349 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:54,791 Dad... 350 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,499 My son... 351 00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:59,124 Father will give you... 352 00:20:59,124 --> 00:20:59,916 A gold chain? 353 00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:03,207 No, a special string. 354 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,582 Put it on your head. 355 00:21:06,582 --> 00:21:08,624 Smells nice, what's it made off? 356 00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:10,499 My won hair. 357 00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:12,916 Thanks. 358 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:14,582 Good. 359 00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:19,457 I have nothing for you. 360 00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:21,291 A rotten beancurd, that's all. 361 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,082 A gift for you. 362 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,666 You take it. 363 00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:27,999 Dad, he's sincere. 364 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,999 - Good. - Come on, let's eat. 365 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:35,541 Mom! Mom! 366 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:37,749 Come collect your money tomorrow. 367 00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,124 Dad, are you alright? 368 00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:43,832 Give me some water. 369 00:21:43,832 --> 00:21:45,749 Fine. 370 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,291 Thanks. 371 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,332 Better? 372 00:21:50,332 --> 00:21:51,707 Better. 373 00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:28,541 Dad! 374 00:22:29,499 --> 00:22:30,624 Dad! 375 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,499 - Hay! - What? 376 00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,291 Come here... 377 00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:36,041 - What? - Come. 378 00:22:36,874 --> 00:22:37,916 What is the matter? 379 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,916 Don't jump yet. 380 00:22:40,332 --> 00:22:43,082 Is he my younger brother? 381 00:22:43,082 --> 00:22:47,916 Of course he is. 382 00:22:47,957 --> 00:22:52,541 But it's the first time you see him, 383 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,999 I feel strange. 384 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,457 What so strange, Dad is not rich. 385 00:22:58,457 --> 00:23:01,416 If so he may be interested in our money. 386 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:05,791 No proof! If... 387 00:23:05,874 --> 00:23:06,832 What? 388 00:23:06,832 --> 00:23:10,166 The old way to test blood. 389 00:23:10,749 --> 00:23:11,874 Blood testing? 390 00:23:12,082 --> 00:23:15,041 Not, it will hurt him. 391 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,374 You don't have to tell him. 392 00:23:17,374 --> 00:23:19,582 We cut his finger accidentally. 393 00:23:19,582 --> 00:23:21,041 And mix your blood with his 394 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:22,791 If they mix, then it proves. 395 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,999 What is the identity. 396 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,832 Dad, give a hand. 397 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,166 My son! 398 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,082 What? 399 00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:42,249 Your eyebrow has gold colour. 400 00:23:42,249 --> 00:23:45,124 - Really? - Yes, it mean longevity. 401 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:45,916 How does it mean? 402 00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:49,041 It means you have to get rid of the colour. 403 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:49,749 Yeah. 404 00:23:49,749 --> 00:23:52,041 I'll help you, don't move. 405 00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:54,791 Coming. 406 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,249 Crockroach! 407 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:01,916 - What's matter? - Nothing. 408 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,124 What's going on? 409 00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:09,041 Dad, why put a stick there? 410 00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:10,957 For decoration. 411 00:24:10,957 --> 00:24:12,541 - Yeah? - Yes. 412 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:13,957 Looks good. 413 00:24:13,957 --> 00:24:14,624 Looks very good. 414 00:24:14,624 --> 00:24:15,541 I do the same. 415 00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:17,791 Dad, are you alright? 416 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,666 Brother, it's a good decoration. 417 00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:21,874 You too. 418 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,166 - Come. - You first. 419 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,041 You first. 420 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:24,832 Come on. 421 00:24:24,832 --> 00:24:25,582 Come. 422 00:24:25,582 --> 00:24:26,416 You first. 423 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,832 No, you first. 424 00:24:27,832 --> 00:24:29,249 Make yourself at home. 425 00:24:29,249 --> 00:24:30,541 It hurts. 426 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,332 Your nail is too long. 427 00:24:32,332 --> 00:24:33,874 - Cut it off. - I'll help you. 428 00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:35,457 No. 429 00:24:35,457 --> 00:24:36,249 No. 430 00:24:36,249 --> 00:24:37,416 - Cut it. - My God! 431 00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:39,082 My God! 432 00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:39,874 Done. 433 00:24:39,874 --> 00:24:41,582 Not mine. 434 00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:42,916 Not mine. 435 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,041 Not mine neither. 436 00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:50,291 Mine, I just come in, why cut my finger? 437 00:24:50,624 --> 00:24:52,082 Any bandage? 438 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:53,332 Who are you? 439 00:24:53,332 --> 00:24:55,499 My friend. 440 00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:56,416 You afraid of crockroach? 441 00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:57,207 Yes. 442 00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,416 - Do you know what I am scare off? - What? 443 00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:00,707 Flies, here's one. 444 00:25:03,124 --> 00:25:05,499 - Dad - Chop up the fly. 445 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,499 Dad!... 446 00:25:16,499 --> 00:25:18,082 The fly is here. 447 00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:22,374 Over there. 448 00:25:22,374 --> 00:25:23,124 Got you. 449 00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:24,249 Let me. 450 00:25:29,749 --> 00:25:30,874 Dead. 451 00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:34,624 You are bleeding. 452 00:25:34,624 --> 00:25:35,332 - Yeah? - Iwipe it off 453 00:25:35,332 --> 00:25:36,707 - No wonder it hurts. -for you. 454 00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,707 Clean the towel. 455 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,707 Can't cut this time. 456 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,957 You go pissing. 457 00:25:50,999 --> 00:25:53,999 They mix together. 458 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,499 See, I was right. 459 00:25:57,499 --> 00:26:00,124 What ashame if he knows why we are doing. 460 00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:04,666 I am sorry, what can I do now? 461 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,624 Be good to him. 462 00:26:07,707 --> 00:26:09,999 Chiu, find a job for my brother. 463 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:13,374 I was prepared for the blood test. 464 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,332 This pack is type O. 465 00:26:15,332 --> 00:26:17,832 Can mix with all types. 466 00:26:17,832 --> 00:26:19,291 Brother! 467 00:26:21,249 --> 00:26:22,374 Brother! 468 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,374 - Coming. - Are you alright? 469 00:26:26,374 --> 00:26:28,207 Fine, better with the bandage. 470 00:26:28,207 --> 00:26:29,374 Right. 471 00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:32,332 This is our Personnel Manager, Chiu. 472 00:26:32,332 --> 00:26:33,832 He has a job for you. 473 00:26:33,832 --> 00:26:35,166 Yes, come tomorrow. 474 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,082 Be a Manager? 475 00:26:36,082 --> 00:26:37,416 Go to hell! 476 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:39,791 Good morning! 477 00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:43,249 It's passed 9 already, where's your brother? 478 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:45,624 He had to dress well. 479 00:26:51,957 --> 00:26:52,707 Brother! 480 00:26:52,707 --> 00:26:53,624 You look older. 481 00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:55,916 I know you admire me today. 482 00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:57,832 I can tell by your eyes. 483 00:26:58,082 --> 00:26:59,707 - Morning! - Why stare at me, pal. 484 00:26:59,749 --> 00:27:02,499 Fatty, where's my seat? 485 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,999 "Don't sit Jing's personal seat, otherwise, your family will be killed." 486 00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:29,874 Go away! 487 00:27:32,124 --> 00:27:34,541 Auntie, some good news & some bad news. 488 00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,916 What do you want to know? 489 00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:36,874 Good news. 490 00:27:36,874 --> 00:27:38,416 A male spider on your desk. 491 00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:42,666 It's not good news. 492 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:43,874 The male is not viperous. 493 00:27:44,082 --> 00:27:45,041 What's the bad news? 494 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:47,124 The viperous female is under your arm. 495 00:27:49,457 --> 00:27:51,207 Nothing there. 496 00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:53,291 Let's go to the mid-night show tonight. 497 00:27:53,624 --> 00:27:56,332 Look, the girls behave like this. 498 00:27:57,332 --> 00:27:58,791 They are voluptuous. 499 00:27:58,832 --> 00:27:59,832 The Gamble Knight. 500 00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:01,374 I wanna piss. 501 00:28:01,624 --> 00:28:03,999 Over there, the toilet. 502 00:28:04,624 --> 00:28:07,166 Brother said the longer spelling means for man. 503 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:08,624 Shorter spelling for woman. 504 00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:09,832 Yes. 505 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:12,166 I show you the way. 506 00:28:15,624 --> 00:28:17,457 You measure it yourself. 507 00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,291 It's longer this side. 508 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,791 This side then. 509 00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:36,374 Do you know who's inside? 510 00:28:36,374 --> 00:28:37,874 Banana! 511 00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:44,541 What are you doing? 512 00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:45,666 To the toilet. 513 00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:48,874 This is the female toilet, I call the police. 514 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,916 I am gay. 515 00:28:51,499 --> 00:28:53,666 So what? Still you can't come in the female toilets. 516 00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:55,957 Get out! 517 00:28:56,749 --> 00:29:00,416 I go to the male & female toilets ever since I was born. 518 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:01,749 No one told me not to. 519 00:29:01,749 --> 00:29:04,374 Both toilets are all the same. 520 00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:09,291 No, the male toilets have basins. 521 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:11,374 Don't lie, no basins in the male toilets. 522 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:13,166 Damn you gay, don't try to be foolish. 523 00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:14,957 Of course basins in the male toilets. 524 00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:16,832 What if no, you bastard. 525 00:29:16,832 --> 00:29:19,749 Come with me, come in. 526 00:29:21,249 --> 00:29:22,624 What are these? 527 00:29:22,624 --> 00:29:25,374 Right, block by block. 528 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,457 - Why do you come in the male toilets? - You bastard, fool me. 529 00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:31,749 He said he doesn't know what are the basins. 530 00:29:31,749 --> 00:29:34,624 I show you the urine basins. 531 00:29:34,624 --> 00:29:35,957 You tell him. 532 00:29:36,082 --> 00:29:37,374 I have to piss. 533 00:29:37,374 --> 00:29:38,999 What are you doing? 534 00:29:39,416 --> 00:29:41,249 Show us how to piss. 535 00:29:41,249 --> 00:29:42,999 I think she wants to have a glimpse. 536 00:29:42,999 --> 00:29:44,291 You bastard. 537 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:48,666 What's matter? 538 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,249 Are you alright? 539 00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:51,541 Nothing. 540 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:55,749 Good morning! 541 00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:57,582 You have finished? 542 00:29:57,582 --> 00:29:59,832 Very comfortable. Are you alright? 543 00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:00,541 I had been kicked. 544 00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:01,541 At where? 545 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:02,582 Why should I tell you? 546 00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:04,624 Right here? 547 00:30:04,624 --> 00:30:06,749 - How do you know? - Just a guess. 548 00:30:23,124 --> 00:30:24,457 "Shark" is in the toilet. 549 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,832 I ask him to go in again. 550 00:30:25,832 --> 00:30:27,249 - I don't believe. - I don't believe. 551 00:30:27,499 --> 00:30:30,416 Let's bet. 2:1 if he stays for 15 seconds. 552 00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:33,957 1:1 if 30 seconds, 1:2 if up to 45 seconds. 553 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,457 1:4 if he can stay for a minute. 554 00:30:35,457 --> 00:30:36,499 1477 555 00:30:36,832 --> 00:30:40,916 If he comes out unharmed, 1:100. 556 00:30:44,124 --> 00:30:45,082 What's up? 557 00:30:45,874 --> 00:30:49,707 I have no tissue for my cold, get some from the toilet you went. 558 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,707 It's a female toilet that I went. 559 00:30:52,707 --> 00:30:55,166 I know. But it's the only place to have tissue. 560 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:58,416 Where else can I get tissue, go get it for me. 561 00:30:58,499 --> 00:30:59,499 Really? 562 00:30:59,499 --> 00:31:01,457 Your brother told you to listen to me. 563 00:31:01,457 --> 00:31:02,541 Go, quick. 564 00:31:02,999 --> 00:31:04,249 No problem. 565 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:08,457 Hay, what do you want to bet? 566 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:13,999 - I bet on... - Hay, what are you doing? 567 00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:16,249 Hay... 568 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,832 Bet on how long your son can stay in the female toilet. 569 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:20,541 You make fun with my son. 570 00:31:20,749 --> 00:31:23,124 Shut up! Bet or no bet? 571 00:31:23,124 --> 00:31:25,166 - Place your stake... - But be quick. 572 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:25,874 Shut up! 573 00:31:25,874 --> 00:31:30,041 Bet on my son will be fine, $10. 574 00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:33,207 What are you doing? 575 00:31:33,332 --> 00:31:34,499 To the toilet. 576 00:31:34,499 --> 00:31:36,041 Do you know it's the female toilet? 577 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,874 I'll call the police. 578 00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:40,457 I am gay. 579 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,624 Do you know more than one hundred 580 00:31:43,624 --> 00:31:47,832 sex maniaces are beaten to death in the female toilets by me. 581 00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:58,166 No more jokes, get up. 582 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:15,874 My God, dead already. 583 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:27,624 No impulses, my goodness! 584 00:32:27,624 --> 00:32:31,166 You crashed your head with the wall. 585 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,082 I will pray for you. 586 00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:36,332 Don't come back to get me. 587 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:41,874 No, I have to keep calm. 588 00:32:41,874 --> 00:32:43,957 No one can know that I have killed. 589 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:48,499 What are you doing? 590 00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:50,832 Did you see someone inside? 591 00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:53,916 No, I saw no one. 592 00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:55,916 Hay, nobody? 593 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:00,916 Did you see anyone? 594 00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:02,249 No. Toilet paper. 595 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:04,957 Nothing happened? 596 00:33:04,957 --> 00:33:08,291 It was smooth, but no toilet paper. 597 00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:09,291 This one... 598 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:12,124 I took it up from the dunny & dried it. 599 00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:17,416 Thanks. 600 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:19,249 Pay for the bet. 601 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,082 - How much? - You have a look yourself. 602 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:23,416 It's $1,0007 603 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:24,582 Yes, it's $1,000 from the beginning. 604 00:33:24,582 --> 00:33:26,166 I take the money first. 605 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,207 - Don't fool me. - Not enough. 606 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:30,166 - Down there. - Don't search... 607 00:33:35,124 --> 00:33:36,082 Kit! 608 00:33:36,707 --> 00:33:38,666 Watch out. 609 00:33:39,082 --> 00:33:41,082 Him again, damn! 610 00:33:41,082 --> 00:33:44,874 You have fooled me already. 611 00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:49,624 Take a seat. 612 00:33:53,624 --> 00:33:55,082 Let me introduce. 613 00:33:58,082 --> 00:33:59,957 My brother Chi Man Ching. 614 00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:02,999 Office boy, first day. 615 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,332 Office boy! 616 00:34:04,332 --> 00:34:05,416 We are colleagues. 617 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:08,291 I am Lucy, my friend Banana Fung! 618 00:34:09,791 --> 00:34:11,124 Something smells. 619 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:20,999 Kit, I found a shirt suitable for you. 620 00:34:20,999 --> 00:34:22,541 Let's go to have a look. 621 00:34:22,541 --> 00:34:23,457 Good. 622 00:34:24,374 --> 00:34:27,457 - We'll be back. - Lucy! 623 00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:47,416 What's your book? 624 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:48,457 Kung Fu! 625 00:34:49,124 --> 00:34:51,416 A Kung Fu called AIDS? 626 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:55,082 Quiet, I don't have AIDS. 627 00:34:55,082 --> 00:34:56,374 Mind your words. 628 00:34:56,374 --> 00:34:57,499 Don't worry. 629 00:34:57,499 --> 00:34:58,832 I am fine. 630 00:34:58,832 --> 00:35:04,082 I don't have AIDS. 631 00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:09,707 I really don't have. 632 00:35:12,749 --> 00:35:15,541 Why are you crying? 633 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:17,707 Don't tell anybody please. 634 00:35:17,707 --> 00:35:19,457 I won't. 635 00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:23,624 I am gay, you know it. 636 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:27,874 And China No. 1001. 637 00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:29,749 What 10017 638 00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:33,707 The No. 1001 AIDS patient. 639 00:35:37,249 --> 00:35:38,624 I tell you a secret. 640 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:42,374 I turned to be a gay because of AIDS. 641 00:35:43,124 --> 00:35:45,124 It will get to people easily. 642 00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:46,957 Even by air. 643 00:35:46,957 --> 00:35:48,707 I got it from a stool. 644 00:35:48,707 --> 00:35:49,457 A stool? 645 00:35:49,457 --> 00:35:52,041 From an AIDS patient's stool. 646 00:35:52,374 --> 00:35:53,791 Are you alright? 647 00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:55,749 A cramped leg. 648 00:35:55,749 --> 00:35:57,249 - Sit. - You sit. 649 00:35:59,707 --> 00:36:02,207 Have some water. 650 00:36:02,374 --> 00:36:03,999 You are using my glass. 651 00:36:08,957 --> 00:36:10,166 I beat you. 652 00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:12,124 Why? 653 00:36:12,124 --> 00:36:13,541 You are biased. 654 00:36:13,999 --> 00:36:16,082 No, I'm not. 655 00:36:16,082 --> 00:36:17,957 Look into my eyes. 656 00:36:17,957 --> 00:36:19,457 Your voice biases me. 657 00:36:20,874 --> 00:36:22,749 My voice is gentle. 658 00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:24,291 You splash water. 659 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:27,874 I was careless, I wipe it dry for you. 660 00:36:28,832 --> 00:36:29,874 Thanks. 661 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,374 - You know, - That's alright. 662 00:36:31,749 --> 00:36:33,457 You are among the girls. 663 00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:36,416 The best I've ever seen. 664 00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:37,749 When do we leave? 665 00:36:37,749 --> 00:36:38,749 Thanks. 666 00:36:42,957 --> 00:36:47,124 Oh...Mom! 667 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:48,624 What are you looking at? 668 00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:53,832 Sorry Miss, I wipe it up for you. 669 00:36:53,832 --> 00:36:55,457 - What's matter? - What had happened? 670 00:36:55,457 --> 00:36:58,291 He has got AIDS. 671 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:00,291 Where did you hear it? 672 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:03,666 Are you iliterated? 673 00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:06,666 He's No. 1001 AIDS patient. 674 00:37:07,249 --> 00:37:08,332 Who told you? 675 00:37:08,332 --> 00:37:09,582 He said so. 676 00:37:09,582 --> 00:37:12,207 If I were, I wouldn't have told you. 677 00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:14,332 He has got an AIDS book. 678 00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:16,666 Yeah? Show me! 679 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,082 Do you mean it? 680 00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:20,374 What you can't show? 681 00:37:20,374 --> 00:37:21,749 Fine, take it. 682 00:37:25,332 --> 00:37:26,624 You are too sensitive. 683 00:37:26,999 --> 00:37:28,707 He kissed me too. 684 00:37:29,874 --> 00:37:31,457 I'll rather have a banana. 685 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:34,291 Don't think that you are really a banana. 686 00:37:34,582 --> 00:37:37,124 Clean up yourself. 687 00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:37,999 Come. 688 00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:39,249 I have to talk to you. 689 00:37:39,249 --> 00:37:40,374 No. 690 00:37:40,832 --> 00:37:41,874 Up to you. 691 00:37:42,041 --> 00:37:43,166 What do you want to say? 692 00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:46,207 She broke the taps in the female's toilets. 693 00:37:46,207 --> 00:37:48,457 It looks like a pool. 694 00:37:50,624 --> 00:37:52,207 Do you need saving device? 695 00:38:01,874 --> 00:38:03,874 Who's coming? 696 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:07,041 Dad. 697 00:38:08,207 --> 00:38:09,166 Damn! 698 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:14,124 My Dad is a bull, my Mom a stove. 699 00:38:14,124 --> 00:38:18,499 Mind you, I'll fix you up. 700 00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:20,082 Damn! 701 00:38:20,457 --> 00:38:23,582 I am your Dad & you have plenty of Moms. 702 00:38:23,582 --> 00:38:28,999 I admit that. 703 00:38:32,791 --> 00:38:34,249 Not safe at home. 704 00:38:34,249 --> 00:38:35,541 I was nearly killed. 705 00:38:35,541 --> 00:38:38,249 I am so happy now. 706 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,666 And brother get change 707 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:42,457 & let's put on a show on bed. 708 00:38:42,457 --> 00:38:43,582 Wait. 709 00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:46,832 You didn't behave in the restaurant. 710 00:38:46,832 --> 00:38:48,332 Lucy's friend was upset. 711 00:38:48,332 --> 00:38:50,041 Said you had bad manner. 712 00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:54,374 Listen to me & have good relationship. 713 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,332 Really? 714 00:38:58,332 --> 00:38:58,957 Of course. 715 00:38:58,957 --> 00:38:59,749 Really? 716 00:38:59,749 --> 00:39:00,707 Really. 717 00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:06,624 Tell me what to do. 718 00:39:06,749 --> 00:39:08,041 Good. 719 00:39:08,291 --> 00:39:10,791 Buy a birthday gift for her tomorrow. 720 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:14,916 And let her punish you as she wishes. 721 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:18,249 I can't take it. 722 00:39:18,249 --> 00:39:21,374 My God! You... 723 00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:26,749 For you future "Sister-in-law", just do it. 724 00:39:26,749 --> 00:39:27,749 No! No! No! 725 00:39:27,749 --> 00:39:30,374 Damn! Go! Go! Go! 726 00:39:32,332 --> 00:39:41,999 I am dizzy! 727 00:39:47,082 --> 00:39:48,374 Wait. 728 00:39:48,624 --> 00:39:51,291 I have a football game, I go after that. 729 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:55,249 He speaks funny. 730 00:39:55,249 --> 00:39:57,207 Nothing like me. 731 00:39:57,207 --> 00:39:59,207 The voice does not match. 732 00:39:59,207 --> 00:40:03,124 Not sure if he's insane or mad. 733 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:12,957 Why pick the food? 734 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,166 I didn't. 735 00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:25,874 The dress costs me $109,700 736 00:40:25,874 --> 00:40:26,916 If anyone says it's not pretty. 737 00:40:26,916 --> 00:40:29,374 I'll squeeze his neck. 738 00:40:29,874 --> 00:40:31,707 You want to hear the truth? 739 00:40:32,249 --> 00:40:33,332 The truth. 740 00:40:33,957 --> 00:40:34,791 Not bad. 741 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:36,332 - What about the lie? - Very pretty. 742 00:40:36,332 --> 00:40:39,082 Very good, no wonder my friend likes you. 743 00:40:39,082 --> 00:40:42,416 So many roses, they are pretty. 744 00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:45,749 128 roses. 745 00:40:45,749 --> 00:40:47,707 My boy friend Julian bought for me. 746 00:40:47,707 --> 00:40:50,791 He's funny & care about me. 747 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:53,916 He remembers your birthday even though he's in New York. 748 00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:57,166 He surprised me by coming back last year. 749 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,541 Must be Julian. 750 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,666 I give it to you later if you like. 751 00:41:06,707 --> 00:41:08,666 Hi! Happy Birthday! 752 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,749 You? 753 00:41:10,957 --> 00:41:12,624 Ching, what's matter? 754 00:41:13,582 --> 00:41:14,749 Did you ask him to come? 755 00:41:14,749 --> 00:41:16,041 I ask him to apologize. 756 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,666 I have to settle with him. 757 00:41:18,249 --> 00:41:19,666 Come. 758 00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:22,999 What did you do? 759 00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:25,124 I had finished my ball game 760 00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:27,416 and fell into the water on the way. 761 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:28,832 Congratulations! 762 00:41:28,832 --> 00:41:30,957 Change your clothes. 763 00:41:30,957 --> 00:41:33,041 Fine, I have to change. 764 00:41:35,124 --> 00:41:36,999 He is sincare. 765 00:41:38,999 --> 00:41:40,832 Hay, Julian? 766 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,791 Yes! Happy Birthday! 767 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:43,957 Thanks. 768 00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:47,374 So late. Are you in Hong Kong? 769 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:48,666 I am in New York. 770 00:41:50,582 --> 00:41:52,207 The white roses are nice. 771 00:41:52,416 --> 00:41:53,624 What white roses? 772 00:41:55,749 --> 00:41:57,541 I wanna talk to you. 773 00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:59,082 What? 774 00:41:59,082 --> 00:42:01,374 We have been apart for so long. 775 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:03,582 I have another girl friend. 776 00:42:05,999 --> 00:42:07,749 You... 777 00:42:07,749 --> 00:42:11,166 Keep calm. I wanna break up with you. 778 00:42:12,207 --> 00:42:14,707 Good idea. 779 00:42:15,249 --> 00:42:20,499 Julian, I really like you, I promise. 780 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:21,666 Are you alright? 781 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,416 I am happy. 782 00:42:25,374 --> 00:42:26,874 What are you doing? 783 00:42:27,332 --> 00:42:28,541 Come back soon. 784 00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:31,832 No, I'll get married next month. 785 00:42:31,832 --> 00:42:33,707 What if you come to New York. 786 00:42:34,707 --> 00:42:35,749 Perfect! 787 00:42:35,749 --> 00:42:38,249 You really come? 788 00:42:38,791 --> 00:42:43,916 Someone said New York would have an earthquake. 789 00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:48,166 Watch out for the cars. 790 00:42:49,207 --> 00:42:50,374 Bye! 791 00:42:54,749 --> 00:42:57,624 Let me put on my make-up. 792 00:42:58,457 --> 00:43:00,874 - Hay! - Very happy... 793 00:43:00,874 --> 00:43:02,916 New York would have an earthquake? 794 00:43:03,207 --> 00:43:07,749 Don't worry about the men. 795 00:43:09,999 --> 00:43:12,041 I don't care if you don't like me smoke. 796 00:43:14,082 --> 00:43:18,707 I take two, nobody cares about me. 797 00:43:28,332 --> 00:43:29,499 What are you doing? 798 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:34,707 I tried my best not to disturb you from talking. 799 00:43:34,707 --> 00:43:36,041 Are you alright? 800 00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:46,624 Banana, what's matter? 801 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,541 What's matter? 802 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,041 Brother! 803 00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:51,416 - You touched her? - Not yet. 804 00:43:51,416 --> 00:43:52,791 - She touched you? - Not yet. 805 00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:54,791 That's good then. 806 00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:57,207 What are you talking about? 807 00:43:57,541 --> 00:43:59,082 Banana, what's going on? 808 00:43:59,082 --> 00:44:00,791 Lucy, 809 00:44:03,624 --> 00:44:05,582 Julian breaks up with me. 810 00:44:05,624 --> 00:44:07,499 Did they deliver my flowers? 811 00:44:07,499 --> 00:44:08,666 You bought me the roses? 812 00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:10,082 Yes, today is Jan, 28. 813 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,666 So 128 roses. 814 00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:13,374 I spent all my money 815 00:44:13,374 --> 00:44:14,707 and had to walk back. 816 00:44:14,707 --> 00:44:16,249 And fell into the water. 817 00:44:16,582 --> 00:44:17,749 Thanks. 818 00:44:18,582 --> 00:44:19,916 And sorry! 819 00:44:22,332 --> 00:44:23,582 Don't cry! 820 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:26,916 O.K. 821 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:27,832 Sorry! 822 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:31,791 Banana, Julian is stupid to break up with you. 823 00:44:31,874 --> 00:44:34,541 Let's go to the disco after dinner. 824 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,416 Good idea. 825 00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:38,749 Your shirt looks terrible. 826 00:44:38,749 --> 00:44:41,166 This looks a lot better. 827 00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:45,916 The shirt is sticky. 828 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:47,041 - Really? - Sticky? 829 00:44:47,249 --> 00:44:48,249 You must sweat a lot, 830 00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:50,082 - What sticky? -It should be O.K. 831 00:44:50,082 --> 00:44:53,041 No, I feel not better, do you know it? 832 00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:54,082 What you like to drink? 833 00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,124 A sparkling. 834 00:44:55,124 --> 00:44:57,291 No, champagne, I pay for it. 835 00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:58,999 No, I pay for it, one champagne. 836 00:44:58,999 --> 00:44:59,624 Good. 837 00:44:59,624 --> 00:45:01,124 I called my Dad, 838 00:45:01,124 --> 00:45:02,249 he'll pay for it. 839 00:45:02,249 --> 00:45:03,457 Lucy, let's have a dance. 840 00:45:03,457 --> 00:45:05,166 -0 XK. - Let's go! 841 00:45:10,832 --> 00:45:12,457 Let's dance too. 842 00:45:12,499 --> 00:45:13,999 It's better chat here. 843 00:45:13,999 --> 00:45:15,499 I feel bored, accompany with me. 844 00:45:15,499 --> 00:45:17,416 0O.K., if you insist. 845 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:26,666 "Where do the camel travellers come from" 846 00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:27,457 "Where do the camel..." 847 00:45:27,457 --> 00:45:30,624 You dance well, let's go back. 848 00:45:30,624 --> 00:45:31,916 But I feel like dancing. 849 00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:34,124 No, I like to chat. 850 00:45:34,124 --> 00:45:35,249 Fine, let's go back. 851 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:40,999 To dance well takes time. 852 00:45:41,249 --> 00:45:43,082 I have been dancing for a long time. 853 00:45:43,082 --> 00:45:46,124 A lot of practice and endurance. 854 00:45:46,124 --> 00:45:47,999 And I have the result like now. 855 00:45:47,999 --> 00:45:49,666 You noticed it. 856 00:45:49,707 --> 00:45:50,874 Yes. 857 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,541 Smile, enjoy yourself. 858 00:46:00,707 --> 00:46:02,541 The bald head looks good. 859 00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:07,916 He looks ugly and cruel. 860 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:10,499 No, I knock his head for 3 times. 861 00:46:10,499 --> 00:46:11,999 And he'll not fight back. 862 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:16,166 Don't try it. He's not kind. 863 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:18,249 Will you smile if I succeed? 864 00:46:18,791 --> 00:46:19,874 Don't. 865 00:46:20,332 --> 00:46:21,291 Watch it. 866 00:46:21,374 --> 00:46:22,291 Hay! 867 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:31,957 Why did you hit me? 868 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,707 Bald Wong, I found you at last. 869 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:35,124 I am not Bald Wong. 870 00:46:35,124 --> 00:46:36,207 You are not? 871 00:46:36,207 --> 00:46:38,916 You look as handsome as my friend. 872 00:46:38,916 --> 00:46:39,999 I am sorry to have mistaken you. 873 00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:41,374 I am sorry. 874 00:46:41,374 --> 00:46:42,332 I am trouble sorry. 875 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:43,166 Look carefully next time. 876 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:46,291 I will, sorry. 877 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:53,666 Bald Wong! 878 00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:55,499 I saw one looked exactly like you, 879 00:46:55,499 --> 00:46:56,541 and I knocked on his head, 880 00:46:56,541 --> 00:46:59,916 he said he's not you. 881 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:00,874 How embarrassing. 882 00:47:00,874 --> 00:47:02,832 That's me. 883 00:47:03,249 --> 00:47:06,124 Don't fool me, you can't be so quick. 884 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,749 I am telling you, I am not Bald Wong. 885 00:47:08,749 --> 00:47:11,374 We don't know you. 886 00:47:11,374 --> 00:47:13,166 - He's my boy friend. - Did you hear? 887 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:15,624 I am sorry, pal. 888 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,999 Look carefully at me. 889 00:47:16,999 --> 00:47:18,374 I will. 890 00:47:18,374 --> 00:47:20,416 You are not Bald Wong, I can tell. 891 00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,541 - Remember it. - I am sorry, 892 00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:22,499 my fault. 893 00:47:22,499 --> 00:47:23,624 He must be insane. 894 00:47:32,207 --> 00:47:35,499 Bald Wong, you date my wife, go to hell. 895 00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:37,582 Hay, he's not Bald Wong. 896 00:47:37,582 --> 00:47:39,916 He's Bald Wong, he seduces my wife. 897 00:47:39,916 --> 00:47:40,957 - Don't draw your knife. - I have to. 898 00:47:40,957 --> 00:47:42,499 - Don't draw your knife. - No chance to talk. 899 00:47:42,499 --> 00:47:44,416 Look carefully if I am Bald Wong. 900 00:47:46,707 --> 00:47:49,999 Listen carefully on the sound. 901 00:47:49,999 --> 00:47:52,291 His head and Wong's head sound differently. 902 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,457 Not clear. 903 00:47:54,582 --> 00:47:56,041 Did you hear? 904 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,207 Yes. 905 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,499 Don't wear the helmet if you are not Bald Wong. 906 00:47:59,499 --> 00:48:01,832 You are wrong...go. 907 00:48:02,332 --> 00:48:03,541 Who's she? 908 00:48:03,541 --> 00:48:05,416 My Auntie, she is insane. 909 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,499 She wears the beard. 910 00:48:07,582 --> 00:48:08,541 Thanks. 911 00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:10,707 Fine, I said not to recognize you as Bald Wong. 912 00:48:10,707 --> 00:48:11,457 Thanks. 913 00:48:11,457 --> 00:48:12,707 -0.K., no problem. - Thanks. 914 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:16,374 Hit four times just then. 915 00:48:16,374 --> 00:48:17,707 You are not considerate. 916 00:48:17,707 --> 00:48:19,332 My Dad didn't behave. 917 00:48:19,332 --> 00:48:21,916 He's insane, afraid of newspapers. 918 00:48:23,249 --> 00:48:25,291 You mean I am insane? 919 00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:27,874 You look really mentally. 920 00:48:27,999 --> 00:48:29,416 I have no supporter. 921 00:48:30,082 --> 00:48:33,249 Right, we have 3 men & 2 girls, so what? 922 00:48:33,249 --> 00:48:37,207 You have a bigger group to insult me. 923 00:48:39,957 --> 00:48:41,749 Why do you say so? 924 00:48:41,749 --> 00:48:43,124 I don't know them, I am only sharing the table. 925 00:48:43,124 --> 00:48:44,541 Right, we share the table only. 926 00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:45,541 Hay! 927 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:49,207 Mind the minority. 928 00:48:49,207 --> 00:48:50,332 Beat him. 929 00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:03,541 - Kit, are you alright? - Brother! 930 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:05,874 Are you O.K. ? 931 00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:06,707 It hurts. 932 00:49:06,707 --> 00:49:08,749 Dad had beaten them. 933 00:49:10,374 --> 00:49:12,082 Let's talk another day. 934 00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:12,832 Call me if can't find him. 935 00:49:12,832 --> 00:49:13,874 O.K. 936 00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:21,207 This way. 937 00:49:27,499 --> 00:49:30,124 Stop, you too. 938 00:49:35,291 --> 00:49:36,166 My God, fight like this. 939 00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,374 Unbelievable. 940 00:49:37,749 --> 00:49:39,957 What you see? Didn't see it? 941 00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:43,874 Dad, why are you on your knees? 942 00:49:43,874 --> 00:49:45,249 I got beaten. 943 00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:47,291 Who did it, tell me. 944 00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:48,874 I don't recognize him. 945 00:49:48,874 --> 00:49:51,541 You have a rest. 946 00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:54,499 I have to boil the soup at home. 947 00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,416 So many people. 948 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:01,916 I am sorry, pal. 949 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,541 - Bastard! - I am wrong. 950 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,874 - What do you want to do? - I was fooling around, 951 00:50:04,874 --> 00:50:06,207 I am innocent. 952 00:50:06,207 --> 00:50:08,082 I won't do it again. 953 00:50:08,082 --> 00:50:09,916 You bastard, don't cry. 954 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:13,499 I am bastard, I have thought it over. 955 00:50:13,499 --> 00:50:15,832 I have decide...to hit you once more. 956 00:50:15,832 --> 00:50:16,666 Beat him. 957 00:50:19,124 --> 00:50:20,166 Go. 958 00:50:29,874 --> 00:50:30,916 Get out. 959 00:50:32,457 --> 00:50:34,916 - Daddy! - Lucy, are you alright? 960 00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:35,791 I am fine. 961 00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:38,416 When Kit comes out. 962 00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:40,666 Say you bail us. 963 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:41,999 They still don't know ll... 964 00:50:41,999 --> 00:50:44,291 O.K...why end up like this? 965 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,416 I told you the three of them were bad. 966 00:50:46,416 --> 00:50:49,624 Uncle Chi and Kit are of triad. 967 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:50,624 Mind your words. 968 00:50:50,624 --> 00:50:52,374 He is not wrong. 969 00:50:52,374 --> 00:50:56,166 But defaming. 970 00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:04,624 I think the man from China did it. 971 00:51:04,832 --> 00:51:08,499 Kit is considerate. 972 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,291 Brother! 973 00:51:12,999 --> 00:51:15,124 Boss, thanks for bailing me out. 974 00:51:15,124 --> 00:51:17,541 Fine, have a rest. 975 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,749 Kit, you have tattooes? 976 00:51:26,749 --> 00:51:27,957 Be quiet! 977 00:51:27,957 --> 00:51:30,624 He shouldn't have it on his back. 978 00:51:31,249 --> 00:51:33,874 I should keep quiet, Lucy may have mistaken. 979 00:51:34,624 --> 00:51:39,374 Uncle Chi is very mature. 980 00:51:39,374 --> 00:51:42,374 He will teach the two of them. 981 00:51:42,374 --> 00:51:43,874 Boss! 982 00:51:46,082 --> 00:51:47,082 Who are you? 983 00:51:47,082 --> 00:51:49,124 I am Yan Chi, boss! 984 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,999 What did you do to yourself? 985 00:51:51,999 --> 00:51:52,749 I don't know. 986 00:51:52,749 --> 00:51:55,582 A group of men painted on my face. 987 00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:56,957 I don't know what's on here. 988 00:51:56,999 --> 00:51:58,541 You can't see? 989 00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:01,624 I have to close my eyes. 990 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:03,999 Good lad. 991 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:07,791 Boss, excuse me. 992 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,166 Forget it. 993 00:52:10,249 --> 00:52:13,749 You are the most potential in the office. 994 00:52:13,999 --> 00:52:15,791 Take care of yourself. 995 00:52:15,874 --> 00:52:18,874 Be good from now on. 996 00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:22,582 I will ask my friends in China to come down. 997 00:52:22,582 --> 00:52:23,707 We have guns. 998 00:52:24,332 --> 00:52:25,332 You know. 999 00:52:26,082 --> 00:52:28,707 Boss, something wrong with him. 1000 00:52:28,707 --> 00:52:31,582 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 1001 00:52:32,041 --> 00:52:33,166 That's fine. 1002 00:52:42,624 --> 00:52:43,541 Brother! 1003 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:45,374 Where did you go? 1004 00:52:45,749 --> 00:52:48,666 A cat chased after a dog at the cinema. 1005 00:52:49,457 --> 00:52:50,624 So you watched for the whole night. 1006 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:53,832 They chased for the whole night. 1007 00:52:57,124 --> 00:52:58,832 Look, no socks. 1008 00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,624 That's not bad. 1009 00:53:00,832 --> 00:53:02,041 Look at your hair, so long. 1010 00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:03,666 Save the time from cutting. 1011 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:05,832 You walk like a cat. 1012 00:53:05,832 --> 00:53:07,207 So that I won't fight. 1013 00:53:08,582 --> 00:53:10,332 You talk like mad. 1014 00:53:10,332 --> 00:53:11,791 Like my Dad. 1015 00:53:15,749 --> 00:53:17,957 Jing, you have to change. 1016 00:53:17,957 --> 00:53:20,041 You can never succeed. 1017 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,374 Put it back. 1018 00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:23,416 Do I have to be like you? 1019 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,291 Your brother is of Manager rank. 1020 00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:27,707 Well. 1021 00:53:27,707 --> 00:53:29,832 I can do whatever brother can do. 1022 00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:34,332 But brother may not be able to copy me. 1023 00:53:34,332 --> 00:53:35,207 Really? 1024 00:53:35,207 --> 00:53:37,041 Try once. 1025 00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:37,791 O.K. 1026 00:53:46,832 --> 00:53:47,791 O.K. 1027 00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:55,957 Oh! No. 1028 00:53:57,041 --> 00:54:00,374 Oh! No. 1029 00:54:30,291 --> 00:54:34,541 Why your undies not torn off? 1030 00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:36,332 I didn't tear it. 1031 00:54:36,957 --> 00:54:40,082 I put the undies on my waist. 1032 00:54:41,874 --> 00:54:43,124 You trapped me. 1033 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:46,291 We try again, this one doesn't count. 1034 00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:48,666 You change our places. 1035 00:54:48,666 --> 00:54:49,832 See who is the best stand in. 1036 00:54:49,832 --> 00:54:52,291 The loser has to obey the winner. 1037 00:54:52,291 --> 00:54:53,457 Deal. 1038 00:54:56,541 --> 00:54:57,624 Where is Single-eye? 1039 00:54:57,624 --> 00:55:00,124 Fine, I am Single-eye too. 1040 00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:01,624 You are short-sighted. 1041 00:55:01,624 --> 00:55:03,874 I always blink my eyes. 1042 00:55:03,916 --> 00:55:04,791 Why? 1043 00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:08,249 A man came to look for Single-eye. 1044 00:55:08,249 --> 00:55:10,041 To buy Single-eye's stuff? 1045 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:11,416 How do you know? 1046 00:55:12,499 --> 00:55:14,582 How voluptuous you look. 1047 00:55:15,874 --> 00:55:17,749 You don't behave. 1048 00:55:18,124 --> 00:55:20,166 - Good work. - So do you. 1049 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:23,832 I'll tell you the truth. 1050 00:55:24,582 --> 00:55:29,791 I come to buy the dose of voluptuary. 1051 00:55:29,791 --> 00:55:34,332 "Never can cure voluptuary". 1052 00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:35,874 I know. 1053 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:36,749 Be quick then. 1054 00:55:36,749 --> 00:55:39,957 We don't have. 1055 00:55:39,957 --> 00:55:41,374 Why did you blink? 1056 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,707 I know I was wrong. 1057 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,499 Never mind. 1058 00:55:46,124 --> 00:55:47,916 But I won't do it again. 1059 00:55:47,916 --> 00:55:49,791 What about this? 1060 00:55:50,124 --> 00:55:52,082 Not bad. 1061 00:55:53,707 --> 00:55:57,541 "Never can cure voluptuary". 1062 00:55:57,541 --> 00:55:58,416 O.K. 1063 00:55:59,124 --> 00:56:01,457 You have pastry in your throat. 1064 00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:02,666 Really? 1065 00:56:05,207 --> 00:56:05,999 What? 1066 00:56:05,999 --> 00:56:08,582 See if it is genuine. 1067 00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:16,082 Quite alright. 1068 00:56:16,624 --> 00:56:18,416 Control yourself. 1069 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,082 No, I wanna kiss you. 1070 00:56:20,082 --> 00:56:22,291 Kiss... 1071 00:56:22,332 --> 00:56:24,957 Go to hell. 1072 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:27,999 Let me kiss you. 1073 00:56:28,707 --> 00:56:30,916 Good, fine. 1074 00:56:34,874 --> 00:56:36,082 "Super Itchy Powder" 1075 00:56:43,582 --> 00:56:44,374 What? 1076 00:56:44,374 --> 00:56:46,291 You are me today. 1077 00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:47,541 So I give you my costume. 1078 00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:49,457 Put them on. 1079 00:57:02,791 --> 00:57:04,166 It's time to get itching. 1080 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,082 Where's your watch? 1081 00:57:08,082 --> 00:57:09,499 No, what do you want? 1082 00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:11,416 No watch to come to the movies. 1083 00:57:12,957 --> 00:57:14,082 Times up! 1084 00:57:20,207 --> 00:57:21,207 Itching? 1085 00:57:21,207 --> 00:57:21,957 Yes. 1086 00:57:21,957 --> 00:57:22,707 Scratch. 1087 00:57:22,707 --> 00:57:25,166 No, not in the public. 1088 00:57:25,207 --> 00:57:26,916 Go to a corner. 1089 00:57:27,124 --> 00:57:29,916 Good idea, excuse me. 1090 00:57:37,582 --> 00:57:38,874 I said no use. 1091 00:57:38,874 --> 00:57:41,791 I said dinner only, but not to movies. 1092 00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,124 No movies? 1093 00:57:44,124 --> 00:57:46,249 Can I have a last wish? 1094 00:57:46,707 --> 00:57:48,291 I buy the tickets. 1095 00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:05,291 Brother, look over there. 1096 00:58:10,082 --> 00:58:11,874 I find a mirror. 1097 00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:14,999 I go to sell the mirror. 1098 00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:17,499 Insane! 1099 00:58:18,499 --> 00:58:19,457 Smart! 1100 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:23,624 A mad man there, what a place here. 1101 00:58:23,749 --> 00:58:25,832 Let's go In. 1102 00:58:26,582 --> 00:58:29,832 Not itching now, let's go. 1103 00:58:29,832 --> 00:58:34,124 Slow, two nice ladies. 1104 00:58:34,124 --> 00:58:36,707 Two more tickets & we go together. 1105 00:58:36,707 --> 00:58:37,791 Don't, don't... 1106 00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:41,291 I have got one already. 1107 00:58:41,291 --> 00:58:43,666 You'll lose if you don't copy. 1108 00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,541 Hay! 1109 00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:47,041 - You think about it. - Don't... 1110 00:58:47,499 --> 00:58:49,041 Come. 1111 00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:02,791 There again? 1112 00:59:10,124 --> 00:59:10,749 Soft drink. 1113 00:59:10,749 --> 00:59:11,582 Thanks. 1114 00:59:11,957 --> 00:59:13,041 Hay! 1115 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:15,124 Behind. 1116 00:59:18,332 --> 00:59:21,082 People are so open today. 1117 00:59:21,207 --> 00:59:23,332 Keep quiet, concentrate. 1118 00:59:57,874 --> 00:59:59,166 O.K. 1119 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,082 Man with man, look. 1120 01:00:01,707 --> 01:00:03,332 Mind your own business. 1121 01:00:21,749 --> 01:00:22,791 Damn it! 1122 01:00:40,582 --> 01:00:41,832 No more patience. 1123 01:00:42,457 --> 01:00:43,832 - You? - Yes, 1124 01:00:45,832 --> 01:00:47,707 I follow you. 1125 01:00:47,707 --> 01:00:49,166 I know you come with him. 1126 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,166 - Let me explain it. - No need, 1127 01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:54,332 love causes me to lose myself. 1128 01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:57,166 Jealous makes me angry. 1129 01:00:57,166 --> 01:00:59,332 - But... - I don't know what I am doing. 1130 01:01:01,457 --> 01:01:03,124 I only know that I love you. 1131 01:01:05,832 --> 01:01:07,082 Hay! 1132 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:10,874 Fix him. 1133 01:01:10,999 --> 01:01:12,041 Shut up. 1134 01:01:12,207 --> 01:01:14,541 You take my girl friend out. 1135 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:17,291 What if I ask you to take care of my mom. 1136 01:01:17,999 --> 01:01:21,374 You seduce your sister-in-law. 1137 01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:23,874 - You are betrayer. - No, 1138 01:01:23,874 --> 01:01:25,291 don't get me wrong. 1139 01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:26,457 How dare you. 1140 01:01:27,832 --> 01:01:30,541 Everybody, justice is always there. 1141 01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:33,041 I don't care anymore. 1142 01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:34,457 Let's go. 1143 01:01:36,082 --> 01:01:36,874 Wait. 1144 01:01:36,874 --> 01:01:38,124 Don't go. 1145 01:01:38,124 --> 01:01:40,166 Say something. 1146 01:01:40,624 --> 01:01:41,666 Explain. 1147 01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:43,916 Listen to me. 1148 01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:46,749 I introduced her to him. 1149 01:01:46,749 --> 01:01:48,041 You are to be blamed. 1150 01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:50,999 But I didn't know he didn't behave. 1151 01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:55,624 You bastard, get him. 1152 01:01:57,124 --> 01:02:00,207 How dare you? Hit me like this? 1153 01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:04,416 I didn't try my best to hit. 1154 01:02:04,624 --> 01:02:07,457 If they hit you, 1155 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:09,249 you'll be beaten seriously. 1156 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:12,291 You failed to trap Chi Man Kit. 1157 01:02:13,082 --> 01:02:15,041 The 3(8) Rule of Tricks. 1158 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:17,957 Is to be quick when the other is prepared. 1159 01:02:18,124 --> 01:02:20,249 It's Chi Man Kit this time. 1160 01:02:20,332 --> 01:02:23,874 He's such an innocent person. 1161 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,207 I really can't hurt him. 1162 01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:27,541 Mind you that you have to be cold blooded. 1163 01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,374 I have paid for you to fool him. 1164 01:02:29,457 --> 01:02:31,957 Of course. I have to act like him tomorrow. 1165 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:34,957 I will really give him a lesson. 1166 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:43,332 Brother, I can really act like you today, 1167 01:02:43,332 --> 01:02:44,957 I feel very happy. 1168 01:02:44,957 --> 01:02:47,124 Good, that's good. 1169 01:02:47,624 --> 01:02:49,707 Brother, I want... 1170 01:02:49,707 --> 01:02:51,874 What do you want? 1171 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:58,166 "I have to try hard" 1172 01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:03,541 "and make everybody happy" 1173 01:03:03,541 --> 01:03:09,124 "Young man has to work hard" 1174 01:03:09,124 --> 01:03:14,207 "I have to be decisive" 1175 01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:19,207 "With my strength" 1176 01:03:19,207 --> 01:03:23,582 "To cure my sadness & be happy" 1177 01:03:23,582 --> 01:03:26,499 "Good friends, long last the friendship" 1178 01:03:26,499 --> 01:03:28,999 "Good friends will cheer up one another" 1179 01:03:28,999 --> 01:03:31,666 "Good friends are dependable" 1180 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,124 - Wait, ready? - Ready! 1181 01:03:33,124 --> 01:03:38,582 "Good friends are there to cheer me up" 1182 01:03:43,332 --> 01:03:44,291 I am on top of you. 1183 01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:46,624 Insene. 1184 01:03:46,624 --> 01:03:48,124 Don't watch then. 1185 01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:55,541 The contract with Mr. Kut Chun is important. 1186 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,874 I ask Mr. Ching to let you go as well. 1187 01:03:57,874 --> 01:03:58,832 Yes. 1188 01:04:00,124 --> 01:04:03,041 Mr. Ching, my brother has come. 1189 01:04:03,457 --> 01:04:06,291 Is good to learn rather than fighting. 1190 01:04:06,332 --> 01:04:10,749 Kit, ask him to mind his words. 1191 01:04:11,041 --> 01:04:13,832 The contract is fatal to us. 1192 01:04:14,332 --> 01:04:15,541 - Thanks. - Thanks. 1193 01:04:16,332 --> 01:04:17,499 Let me. 1194 01:04:27,874 --> 01:04:29,624 Brother, have a drink. 1195 01:04:29,874 --> 01:04:30,749 Good. 1196 01:04:39,374 --> 01:04:42,249 Mr. Ching, Mr. Kut Chun has come. 1197 01:04:42,249 --> 01:04:43,624 Ask them to come in. 1198 01:04:44,457 --> 01:04:46,082 I feel sick. 1199 01:04:48,082 --> 01:04:48,916 Me too. 1200 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:49,624 What a coincidence. 1201 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:50,666 Me too. 1202 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,041 Oh, the Japanese are coming. 1203 01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:54,957 Delay the Japanese from coming in. 1204 01:04:54,957 --> 01:04:55,749 I have to go to the toilet. 1205 01:04:55,749 --> 01:04:56,874 Me too. 1206 01:04:59,082 --> 01:05:00,416 Be smart. 1207 01:05:02,124 --> 01:05:03,166 Excuse me. 1208 01:05:08,999 --> 01:05:10,332 Where is Mr. Ching? 1209 01:05:10,916 --> 01:05:12,332 He told you to go down. 1210 01:05:12,332 --> 01:05:14,999 To get Kut Chun's files here. 1211 01:05:14,999 --> 01:05:15,999 O.K., thanks. 1212 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:17,166 Help yourselves. 1213 01:05:21,916 --> 01:05:23,749 Be serious, sit down. 1214 01:05:25,874 --> 01:05:26,957 Where are you going? 1215 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:30,041 Mr. Ching told me to get Kut Chun's files. 1216 01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:31,916 - He just went to toilet. - Yeah? 1217 01:05:31,916 --> 01:05:34,541 He told me to meet Mr. Kut Chun. 1218 01:05:34,541 --> 01:05:35,582 Who's here? 1219 01:05:35,582 --> 01:05:36,957 Now, I wanna discuss the contract. 1220 01:05:36,957 --> 01:05:39,832 You have the right to keep silent. 1221 01:05:39,832 --> 01:05:41,291 But I won't listen to a single word you say. 1222 01:05:41,749 --> 01:05:43,499 Do you know how much the contract costs? 1223 01:05:43,499 --> 01:05:46,249 I know. $11.8 billion. 1224 01:05:46,249 --> 01:05:47,124 You let me know? 1225 01:05:47,124 --> 01:05:48,374 - Yes. - Bring it here. 1226 01:05:48,582 --> 01:05:50,082 - Now? - No, what do we discuss? 1227 01:05:50,082 --> 01:05:51,374 Yes. 1228 01:05:51,416 --> 01:05:52,916 Sorry, you are... 1229 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:56,332 Women do not disturb men. 1230 01:05:56,457 --> 01:05:57,916 I died in a hard way... 1231 01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:02,999 Freeze yourself for 8 hours. 1232 01:06:02,999 --> 01:06:04,374 One movement for one punch. 1233 01:06:07,874 --> 01:06:09,082 Where we just talking about? 1234 01:06:09,249 --> 01:06:11,916 Learn to be as powerful. 1235 01:06:11,916 --> 01:06:12,957 As the Hong Kong executives. 1236 01:06:12,957 --> 01:06:14,791 Didn't know that reside Japanese men. 1237 01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:16,874 Hong Kong men are mandom too. 1238 01:06:16,874 --> 01:06:17,791 Good. 1239 01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:19,291 That's nothing. 1240 01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:24,249 We wanna cut the contract to $11.1 billion. 1241 01:06:24,249 --> 01:06:25,957 And we expect from you that 1242 01:06:25,957 --> 01:06:28,707 beside the big business centre. 1243 01:06:28,707 --> 01:06:30,707 You with to build under no conditions 1244 01:06:30,707 --> 01:06:33,082 a staff welfare centre. 1245 01:06:33,082 --> 01:06:35,041 Welfare centre? A whore house? 1246 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:36,957 Don't think that Chinese will 1247 01:06:36,957 --> 01:06:38,166 insult women for money? 1248 01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,041 I mean... 1249 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:41,332 You want us to find girls for you? 1250 01:06:41,332 --> 01:06:42,499 Go to hell. 1251 01:06:46,624 --> 01:06:49,166 To punish your maniacity, $2 billion more. 1252 01:06:49,374 --> 01:06:50,374 I am not a sex maniac. 1253 01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:51,916 Why so many Ill movies? 1254 01:06:51,916 --> 01:06:53,416 I did not make them. 1255 01:06:54,624 --> 01:06:56,082 But you watch them. 1256 01:06:56,082 --> 01:06:56,749 But... 1257 01:06:56,749 --> 01:06:58,082 $2 billion more. 1258 01:06:58,082 --> 01:06:59,666 Why intruded China? 1259 01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:00,582 Not me, my grandpa. 1260 01:07:00,582 --> 01:07:02,499 For you grandpa, $2 billion more. 1261 01:07:06,832 --> 01:07:08,749 Nam King's massacre? 1262 01:07:08,749 --> 01:07:10,082 I was not born. 1263 01:07:10,082 --> 01:07:12,166 Born so late, $2 billion more. 1264 01:07:13,082 --> 01:07:14,166 Mr. Kut Chun. 1265 01:07:15,249 --> 01:07:17,624 Why you Japanese invade our place? 1266 01:07:18,041 --> 01:07:18,916 I am not Japanese. 1267 01:07:18,916 --> 01:07:20,207 What are you? 1268 01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:21,457 My mom married a foreigner. 1269 01:07:21,457 --> 01:07:22,499 You are mixed? 1270 01:07:22,499 --> 01:07:24,249 Mix to discuss business? 1271 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,041 $7 billion more. 1272 01:07:29,707 --> 01:07:30,957 - Congratulations. - How's it? 1273 01:07:30,957 --> 01:07:32,166 The contract is done. 1274 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:34,041 The Kut Chun Group agrees to give $150 billion 1275 01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:35,249 to build a commercial centre. 1276 01:07:35,249 --> 01:07:37,791 Two stories, doesn't matter if not self-contained. 1277 01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:39,582 As long as it can stand up for 6 months. 1278 01:07:39,582 --> 01:07:40,707 The contract is here. 1279 01:07:41,332 --> 01:07:43,457 Mr. Kut Chun. 1280 01:07:45,999 --> 01:07:48,082 Mr. Ching, help. 1281 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:50,666 What did you do? 1282 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:52,499 I did it for the benefit of the firm. 1283 01:07:52,499 --> 01:07:53,416 You told me so. 1284 01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,416 I didn't ask you to fight. 1285 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:55,582 I didn't. 1286 01:07:55,582 --> 01:07:56,541 Hay, did he hit you? 1287 01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,249 Yes! 1288 01:07:57,249 --> 01:07:58,124 He beat you? 1289 01:07:58,124 --> 01:08:00,832 Say it again, did I hit you? 1290 01:08:00,832 --> 01:08:03,207 Let go of me. 1291 01:08:04,332 --> 01:08:05,416 - Why did you hit him? - Mr. Kut Chun! 1292 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,041 - Did you hear, he said no. - Mr. Kut Chun! 1293 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:08,291 Mr. Kut Chun! 1294 01:08:09,291 --> 01:08:10,791 Arrest the mad man. 1295 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:12,416 Who is mad, I will arrest him. 1296 01:08:13,082 --> 01:08:13,957 Mr. Ching, sorry. 1297 01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:15,416 Sorry for what had happened. 1298 01:08:15,416 --> 01:08:18,041 You two are fired. 1299 01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,916 Mind your words. 1300 01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:21,916 I can't help, you all heard that. 1301 01:08:21,957 --> 01:08:23,332 What's matter? 1302 01:08:23,541 --> 01:08:24,999 What happened? 1303 01:08:24,999 --> 01:08:27,207 They annoyed the customers, your dad called the police. 1304 01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:28,624 Don't discuss here. 1305 01:08:29,082 --> 01:08:32,541 Mr. Ching, I know I am responsible. 1306 01:08:32,874 --> 01:08:36,332 We will resign if not fired. 1307 01:08:36,624 --> 01:08:38,624 Sorry, let's go. 1308 01:08:38,916 --> 01:08:41,124 As the guards to watch them packing up. 1309 01:08:41,332 --> 01:08:42,457 Mr. Ching! 1310 01:08:43,124 --> 01:08:46,999 Chi, no need to say, you are senior here. 1311 01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:49,541 I won't blame you on this. 1312 01:08:49,541 --> 01:08:50,832 But, no need to say. 1313 01:08:50,832 --> 01:08:53,874 I know my kids are wrong. 1314 01:08:53,874 --> 01:08:55,249 But I have to say something. 1315 01:08:55,249 --> 01:08:56,124 What? 1316 01:08:56,124 --> 01:08:57,249 - I resign. - What? 1317 01:08:57,582 --> 01:09:00,207 Dad, you have 2 more months to retire. 1318 01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:02,124 You'll lose $200,000 1319 01:09:02,124 --> 01:09:03,457 I didn't expect this to happen. 1320 01:09:03,457 --> 01:09:07,207 Never mind, we are not short of $200,000- 1321 01:09:07,207 --> 01:09:09,666 I can't stay after the two are gone. 1322 01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:12,916 We try to spend less. 1323 01:09:12,957 --> 01:09:15,166 The most important is happiness. 1324 01:09:15,624 --> 01:09:16,832 Mr. Ching! 1325 01:09:19,374 --> 01:09:20,374 Mr. Ching! 1326 01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:24,291 It's done, let's go. 1327 01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:26,832 - Who's that? - Dad! 1328 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:30,416 Brother, dad! 1329 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,707 Still awake? 1330 01:09:31,999 --> 01:09:33,249 Sleep already. 1331 01:09:35,624 --> 01:09:37,832 I am sorry for what had happened. 1332 01:09:37,832 --> 01:09:40,416 I am so sorry. 1333 01:09:40,999 --> 01:09:42,499 Have a rest. 1334 01:09:42,499 --> 01:09:44,207 It's very late. 1335 01:09:46,207 --> 01:09:47,291 Good-night! 1336 01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:53,999 My identity is revealed. 1337 01:09:54,249 --> 01:09:56,832 What would you do if you were them? 1338 01:09:57,124 --> 01:09:59,249 I will fix Jing Koo. 1339 01:09:59,249 --> 01:10:01,457 Dangerous. 1340 01:10:02,749 --> 01:10:05,749 Be well prepared. 1341 01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:27,916 Freeze, pal. 1342 01:10:29,374 --> 01:10:36,874 "Happy birthday to you." 1343 01:10:36,874 --> 01:10:40,832 "Happy birthday to you." 1344 01:10:40,832 --> 01:10:46,082 "Congratulations!" 1345 01:10:46,332 --> 01:10:47,916 How do you know it's my birthday? 1346 01:10:47,916 --> 01:10:50,624 I asked your mom about your birth proof. 1347 01:10:50,624 --> 01:10:53,499 She only knows it's your birthday today. 1348 01:10:56,874 --> 01:10:58,332 Why bite your lips? 1349 01:10:58,332 --> 01:10:59,832 You are so good to me. 1350 01:10:59,832 --> 01:11:01,791 Just like my real dad & brother. 1351 01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:04,874 We are real your dad & brother. 1352 01:11:04,874 --> 01:11:05,916 Yes. 1353 01:11:06,207 --> 01:11:08,707 Come, make a wish. 1354 01:11:08,707 --> 01:11:10,541 And have a little wine. 1355 01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:46,624 You are very good people, if ever I am wrong. 1356 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:49,624 Hope that you'll be alright. 1357 01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:52,666 And live forever. 1358 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,749 And never meet another villain like me. 1359 01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:01,041 Morning! 1360 01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:02,624 - Morning! - Anna, I have to call inside, 1361 01:13:02,624 --> 01:13:04,207 -no phone calls for me. - OK! 1362 01:13:04,207 --> 01:13:05,124 I Know Mr. Kam. 1363 01:13:09,124 --> 01:13:10,291 Banana, line 1. 1364 01:13:10,291 --> 01:13:13,082 Thanks, can I use your phone? 1365 01:13:17,457 --> 01:13:19,666 You succeeded to force Chi Man Kit to leave. 1366 01:13:19,749 --> 01:13:21,457 You deserve the name Tricks Expert. 1367 01:13:21,457 --> 01:13:24,166 Give me the money. 1368 01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,999 Sorry Banana, it should be line 2. 1369 01:13:25,999 --> 01:13:26,707 Thanks. 1370 01:13:26,707 --> 01:13:28,999 O.K., I'll send you a cheque. 1371 01:13:28,999 --> 01:13:31,166 6B, Fat Tat Bldg., right? 1372 01:13:31,666 --> 01:13:34,874 But I wanna teach him one more lesson. 1373 01:13:34,874 --> 01:13:36,124 So he can never recover. 1374 01:13:36,124 --> 01:13:38,207 No, I don't want to trap them any more. 1375 01:13:38,207 --> 01:13:39,457 You ask someone else. 1376 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,041 No regret. 1377 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:43,749 I will never regret. 1378 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:50,666 The voice sounds like Chi Man Jing. 1379 01:13:55,457 --> 01:13:57,541 Is the Tricks Expert in? 1380 01:13:58,791 --> 01:13:59,999 Who's that? 1381 01:14:00,707 --> 01:14:01,957 Who are you? 1382 01:14:02,582 --> 01:14:03,707 You? 1383 01:14:04,041 --> 01:14:05,291 It's me. 1384 01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:07,624 It's really you. 1385 01:14:10,124 --> 01:14:14,291 Why help Macky to fool the Chi's? 1386 01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:17,082 Tell me, go to hell. 1387 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:18,207 Thanks. 1388 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:22,916 Have a drink first. 1389 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:24,041 No. 1390 01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:28,166 Try the free fight. 1391 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:30,416 Good, why do you do it? 1392 01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:35,541 People pay me for doing it. 1393 01:14:35,541 --> 01:14:37,291 I have to help. 1394 01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:39,291 It's a pity, they treat you so well. 1395 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:41,582 They think that you are the younger son. 1396 01:14:41,707 --> 01:14:45,124 You are beast. 1397 01:14:46,999 --> 01:14:48,332 You can treat me like animal. 1398 01:14:48,541 --> 01:14:50,624 I'll never touch them again. 1399 01:14:50,999 --> 01:14:52,499 That's all I can do. 1400 01:14:52,499 --> 01:14:54,291 Think how good they have been to you. 1401 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,207 They lost their job because of you. 1402 01:14:56,707 --> 01:14:57,499 What do you intend to do? 1403 01:14:57,499 --> 01:14:59,874 Deal with Macky and explain to them. 1404 01:14:59,874 --> 01:15:00,582 Not possible. 1405 01:15:00,582 --> 01:15:01,624 Why? 1406 01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:05,332 The 6(9) rule of tricks is. 1407 01:15:05,332 --> 01:15:08,541 Have to be tough and no regret. 1408 01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:10,374 How foolish? 1409 01:15:10,374 --> 01:15:10,999 Me! 1410 01:15:10,999 --> 01:15:12,832 You can change it. 1411 01:15:12,832 --> 01:15:16,207 But I had sworn, 1412 01:15:16,999 --> 01:15:20,624 If ever I break any of the rules, 1413 01:15:21,207 --> 01:15:23,541 I would be severely punished. 1414 01:15:24,249 --> 01:15:25,582 What punishment? 1415 01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:28,332 I can never date girls anymore. 1416 01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:30,124 You can date me. 1417 01:15:30,124 --> 01:15:32,541 What? You? 1418 01:15:32,541 --> 01:15:34,082 Yes, me. 1419 01:15:37,166 --> 01:15:39,041 What if you regret? 1420 01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:40,582 I swear if you can't date girls anymore, 1421 01:15:40,582 --> 01:15:42,707 and I don't go with you, I can never go out with the boys. 1422 01:15:42,707 --> 01:15:44,082 Good. 1423 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:45,791 - Deal. - Deal. 1424 01:15:46,832 --> 01:15:48,082 But one more condition. 1425 01:15:48,082 --> 01:15:48,874 What condition? 1426 01:15:48,874 --> 01:15:51,374 Can you have plastic surgery? 1427 01:15:52,874 --> 01:15:54,166 Who's that? 1428 01:15:55,082 --> 01:15:57,541 Keep calm. 1429 01:15:58,041 --> 01:15:58,832 I am alright. 1430 01:15:58,832 --> 01:16:00,207 Don't get excited. 1431 01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:01,041 Right. 1432 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,832 Do you have heart attack? 1433 01:16:03,832 --> 01:16:05,124 No. 1434 01:16:05,124 --> 01:16:06,999 Take 2 steps back. 1435 01:16:07,499 --> 01:16:08,124 Yes. 1436 01:16:08,374 --> 01:16:10,166 Further. 1437 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,207 What are you doing? 1438 01:16:12,207 --> 01:16:12,957 Quick. 1439 01:16:12,957 --> 01:16:14,624 I am coming. Don't push me. 1440 01:16:15,499 --> 01:16:19,541 Dad, kill me please. 1441 01:16:19,707 --> 01:16:21,999 I am so sorry. 1442 01:16:23,749 --> 01:16:26,791 My son...you do not addict... 1443 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,291 What? 1444 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:29,416 That kind? 1445 01:16:29,416 --> 01:16:30,624 No, not that kind. 1446 01:16:30,624 --> 01:16:32,624 Don't tell me you are of that kind. 1447 01:16:32,624 --> 01:16:33,999 No, not that kind. 1448 01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:36,499 Fine, what kind then? 1449 01:16:36,499 --> 01:16:39,041 We are father & son, talk openly. 1450 01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:41,749 I am not your son. 1451 01:16:41,749 --> 01:16:42,416 What? 1452 01:16:42,416 --> 01:16:45,749 I lied to you. I didn't tell you the truth. 1453 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:53,291 - Doesn't matter. - You understand? 1454 01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,832 I understand. 1455 01:16:55,249 --> 01:16:57,332 I know you need dad's love. 1456 01:16:57,332 --> 01:16:59,749 But dad won't blame you. 1457 01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:03,832 Dad loves both girls & boys, my daughter. 1458 01:17:04,082 --> 01:17:07,416 I am not a girl, I don't mean this. 1459 01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:08,707 What do you mean then? 1460 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,207 I...look over there. 1461 01:17:14,207 --> 01:17:15,249 Nothing. 1462 01:17:15,582 --> 01:17:18,499 You...you look so handsome. 1463 01:17:20,332 --> 01:17:23,999 My actual identity is the one who improves social trend. 1464 01:17:23,999 --> 01:17:26,666 Promote youth manner, an incentive to the pictures. 1465 01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:29,957 The great tricky Jing Koo. 1466 01:17:29,957 --> 01:17:31,832 My English name is Jing Koo. 1467 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:33,291 You mean... 1468 01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:34,916 I am not your son. 1469 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:37,707 My dad is Mean Koo & mom Ball Ng. 1470 01:17:37,707 --> 01:17:40,166 Macky hires me to fool you & your son. 1471 01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:42,624 To separate Lucy from you two. 1472 01:17:43,999 --> 01:17:45,124 Dad. 1473 01:17:45,582 --> 01:17:47,582 Dad...dad... 1474 01:17:47,707 --> 01:17:50,166 Don't call...ll put on the show. 1475 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,332 Take a look over there. 1476 01:17:53,999 --> 01:17:56,582 So fast this time, more time. 1477 01:17:56,874 --> 01:17:57,666 O.K. 1478 01:17:58,416 --> 01:17:59,416 0.K.? 1479 01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:00,916 OK! Action! 1480 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,291 You understand now? 1481 01:18:04,624 --> 01:18:07,791 Of course, I have been fooled. 1482 01:18:08,207 --> 01:18:10,541 No problem. It won't Kill. 1483 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,666 You bastard, fool me. 1484 01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:13,916 What, you fool me. 1485 01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:15,416 Dad. 1486 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:20,416 Why do you hit my boy friend? 1487 01:18:21,666 --> 01:18:23,124 You hit my boy friend. 1488 01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:24,957 Are you alright? 1489 01:18:24,957 --> 01:18:25,916 I am fine. 1490 01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:27,624 Jing Koo regrets. 1491 01:18:27,624 --> 01:18:29,499 He didn't expect to be treated so good. 1492 01:18:29,499 --> 01:18:31,332 He won't help Macky. 1493 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,374 Really? 1494 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,749 I really hope Kit will forgive me. 1495 01:18:35,957 --> 01:18:38,207 I will help you to deal with Macky. 1496 01:18:38,207 --> 01:18:42,332 But Kit's neck has put on the "magic oil". 1497 01:18:42,332 --> 01:18:44,291 It is so stiff. 1498 01:18:44,499 --> 01:18:46,624 He believes you are his younger brother. 1499 01:18:46,624 --> 01:18:49,124 He'll lose control if you fool him. 1500 01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:50,582 "Magic oil" for the neck? 1501 01:18:50,582 --> 01:18:52,499 Of course. Where else? 1502 01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,374 Think of a way. 1503 01:19:00,832 --> 01:19:04,791 Dad, the thunder is coming. 1504 01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:13,666 What a world, I can't find my brother. 1505 01:19:18,499 --> 01:19:20,374 Jing was here. 1506 01:19:21,749 --> 01:19:22,916 He was here? 1507 01:19:24,874 --> 01:19:27,207 He told dad a secret. 1508 01:19:27,832 --> 01:19:29,291 What secret? 1509 01:19:33,082 --> 01:19:34,874 This is the whole story. 1510 01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:41,207 I was treated like a fool. 1511 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:44,916 No, there is always a reason. 1512 01:19:44,916 --> 01:19:46,582 Forgive him. 1513 01:19:48,374 --> 01:19:52,082 I won't forgive him. 1514 01:19:59,082 --> 01:20:03,582 Kit, if he sincerely apologizes. 1515 01:20:03,749 --> 01:20:05,957 Give him a chance. 1516 01:20:06,207 --> 01:20:09,582 Fine, if he comes when I count 3 1517 01:20:09,582 --> 01:20:10,832 I forgive him. 1518 01:20:11,666 --> 01:20:14,332 1,2... 1519 01:20:15,082 --> 01:20:18,249 You forgive me, how nice. 1520 01:20:18,249 --> 01:20:19,957 - Thanks. - Yes... 1521 01:20:19,999 --> 01:20:22,166 Dad, you have been helping him. 1522 01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:25,041 No. Dad thought...Kit. 1523 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:26,041 - Don't call me. - Kit...Kit... 1524 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,291 Kit...he's sincere. 1525 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:30,374 How can I tell if he's sincere. 1526 01:20:30,499 --> 01:20:33,582 If I fool you again, I'll get struck by thunder. 1527 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:37,957 You see. 1528 01:20:37,957 --> 01:20:39,957 Kit, he's sincere. 1529 01:20:39,999 --> 01:20:42,457 He's struck by thunder, don't help him. 1530 01:20:42,582 --> 01:20:44,041 No, it was by mistake. 1531 01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:45,416 Be careful. 1532 01:20:45,499 --> 01:20:46,832 If I am going to fool you this time. 1533 01:20:46,832 --> 01:20:49,541 I'll be struck to death by continue thunder. 1534 01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:54,207 Oh! 1535 01:20:55,416 --> 01:20:56,291 Jing, 1536 01:20:56,749 --> 01:20:58,666 Don't make such bad oaths. 1537 01:20:58,666 --> 01:20:59,832 Strike you devil. 1538 01:20:59,832 --> 01:21:01,124 Are you alright? 1539 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:02,166 No reason. 1540 01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:04,082 Must have mistaken me. 1541 01:21:04,082 --> 01:21:06,291 I shouldn't have been struck. 1542 01:21:10,957 --> 01:21:13,207 How come struck at the door way. 1543 01:21:13,207 --> 01:21:14,207 I have no time. 1544 01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:16,582 Hay! 1545 01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:18,791 See. 1546 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:19,874 Don't have to say. 1547 01:21:20,374 --> 01:21:22,124 I forget about the past. 1548 01:21:22,332 --> 01:21:24,624 From this moment, I don't want to see you. 1549 01:21:24,624 --> 01:21:25,416 Leave, please leave. 1550 01:21:25,416 --> 01:21:28,124 Kit, don't! 1551 01:21:28,124 --> 01:21:32,457 Fine, he stays and I leave. 1552 01:21:39,499 --> 01:21:41,666 I found someone I can trust. 1553 01:21:43,082 --> 01:21:44,332 - Kit. - Lucy, 1554 01:21:44,749 --> 01:21:46,624 don't lean on the car. 1555 01:21:46,874 --> 01:21:49,082 So boring, let's take a walk. 1556 01:21:50,082 --> 01:21:52,416 Miss, you want umbrella? 1557 01:21:53,124 --> 01:21:53,957 I... 1558 01:21:54,041 --> 01:21:55,499 Call you Miss? 1559 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,499 Kit, I have hidden something from you. 1560 01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,666 You lied to me too? 1561 01:22:02,416 --> 01:22:04,041 Fine, tell me. 1562 01:22:04,166 --> 01:22:06,166 I am Pluto Ching's daughter Selina. 1563 01:22:06,416 --> 01:22:08,041 You are big boss' daughter? 1564 01:22:12,499 --> 01:22:14,874 And you lied to me as a clerk. 1565 01:22:16,707 --> 01:22:18,499 You are Macky's fian'ce? 1566 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:22,249 Great, 1567 01:22:23,082 --> 01:22:25,541 I have been fooled since I got promoted. 1568 01:22:25,999 --> 01:22:28,332 And no stops till today. 1569 01:22:30,374 --> 01:22:31,791 What do you want? 1570 01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:36,749 How can I make you happy? 1571 01:22:39,457 --> 01:22:40,666 Should I behave like a dog. 1572 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:42,499 If you say sit, I will obey right here? 1573 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,624 Don't say like that. I am not cheating you on purpose. 1574 01:22:44,624 --> 01:22:46,624 And I reach out my hand if you say hand. 1575 01:22:46,624 --> 01:22:48,624 Or you'll beat me if I disobey. 1576 01:22:48,874 --> 01:22:50,457 My hands are here, come. 1577 01:22:50,457 --> 01:22:52,124 Don't. Come. 1578 01:22:54,291 --> 01:22:55,874 Kit, Kit. 1579 01:22:57,332 --> 01:22:58,332 Lucy? 1580 01:23:02,374 --> 01:23:05,457 Sorry, I am leaving. 1581 01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:06,749 Bye. 1582 01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:09,332 Kit, Kit... 1583 01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:10,707 Go after him. 1584 01:23:11,082 --> 01:23:13,707 He won't give me a chance. 1585 01:23:13,832 --> 01:23:14,916 I am going. 1586 01:23:15,249 --> 01:23:17,166 You are really going? 1587 01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,374 Hay, Lucy! 1588 01:23:21,749 --> 01:23:24,416 You are hopeless, not an expert. 1589 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,457 Not a manly tricky expert. 1590 01:23:26,457 --> 01:23:28,499 You have to solve it. 1591 01:23:28,749 --> 01:23:29,874 Let me think. 1592 01:23:31,624 --> 01:23:33,624 That's your home. 1593 01:23:33,624 --> 01:23:34,541 Spot on. 1594 01:23:35,082 --> 01:23:36,957 You sign is "The Ultimate Expert"? 1595 01:23:36,957 --> 01:23:37,916 Tricks Expert! 1596 01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:40,041 No, "The Ultimate Expert". 1597 01:23:40,124 --> 01:23:41,957 Where did you see this? 1598 01:23:41,957 --> 01:23:44,666 Anywhere! 1599 01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:49,707 "The Ultimate Expert". 1600 01:23:50,249 --> 01:23:52,749 Must be my fans made it. 1601 01:23:52,749 --> 01:23:55,582 To celebrate me. 1602 01:23:59,499 --> 01:24:01,749 "The Ultimate Expert". 1603 01:24:01,749 --> 01:24:04,707 It really suits me. 1604 01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:08,916 You made it? Thanks! 1605 01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:09,874 Want my signature? 1606 01:24:09,874 --> 01:24:10,874 Colour or black and white? 1607 01:24:10,874 --> 01:24:15,166 No, I am the one to fit in the name. 1608 01:24:18,874 --> 01:24:20,374 We start business today. 1609 01:24:20,374 --> 01:24:24,332 We can negotiate. 1610 01:24:24,707 --> 01:24:25,666 No problem! 1611 01:24:25,832 --> 01:24:30,916 "Up up and away the shuttle." 1612 01:24:32,832 --> 01:24:37,957 It is a mini high voltage device to make people sing. 1613 01:24:38,082 --> 01:24:40,249 The latest from the States. 1614 01:24:40,249 --> 01:24:41,582 Wonderful! 1615 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:51,041 My is Quickly Hand to take off pants. 1616 01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:53,499 Product of my dad 20 years ago. 1617 01:24:58,374 --> 01:25:00,374 A fruit basket. 1618 01:25:00,374 --> 01:25:01,166 Stop. 1619 01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:01,999 What? 1620 01:25:01,999 --> 01:25:03,457 The Ultimate Expert. 1621 01:25:03,457 --> 01:25:04,332 Be careful. 1622 01:25:17,624 --> 01:25:22,207 Not easy to trap me. 1623 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:24,541 Where to get the grape? 1624 01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:26,124 The fruit basket. 1625 01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:27,874 Careful-Bomb. 1626 01:25:28,082 --> 01:25:29,416 Nothing. 1627 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:31,582 Only if the nut is. 1628 01:25:37,707 --> 01:25:39,624 Lucky he didn't use chemical weapon. 1629 01:25:39,874 --> 01:25:42,791 We have to be careful. 1630 01:25:42,999 --> 01:25:45,457 Do I have to go to the hospital? 1631 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,416 We are so close. 1632 01:25:46,416 --> 01:25:48,416 I have to go with you to the hospital. 1633 01:25:48,416 --> 01:25:50,374 No. 7 bus stop downstairs & travel 8 stops 1634 01:25:50,374 --> 01:25:52,499 to the O.P.D. of Kwong Wah Hospital. 1635 01:25:52,749 --> 01:25:54,832 You are so good to me. 1636 01:25:54,832 --> 01:25:55,832 I should. 1637 01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:57,957 Good business? 1638 01:25:57,957 --> 01:26:00,499 Macky, I have told you not to help. 1639 01:26:00,499 --> 01:26:03,624 I know, that's why I had asked "The Ultimate Expert". 1640 01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:05,624 I didn't tell you? 1641 01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:08,249 Go! 1642 01:26:08,249 --> 01:26:09,249 Bye! 1643 01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:12,416 Lucy will engage tonight. 1644 01:26:12,499 --> 01:26:13,666 So fast? 1645 01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:15,666 Macky want to do it quick. 1646 01:26:15,666 --> 01:26:17,332 Kit angered Lucy. 1647 01:26:17,332 --> 01:26:19,041 They are only angry with each other. 1648 01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:20,791 What shall we do? 1649 01:26:20,791 --> 01:26:21,832 Go to find Kit, quick. 1650 01:26:21,832 --> 01:26:23,541 And say sorry to Lucy, that will be O.K. 1651 01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:25,166 I will find him. 1652 01:26:25,166 --> 01:26:27,416 Can you deal with "The Ultimate Expert"? 1653 01:26:27,416 --> 01:26:28,791 Of course. 1654 01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:31,332 I have my strength. 1655 01:26:31,332 --> 01:26:32,791 I have one more secret weapon. 1656 01:26:32,791 --> 01:26:33,791 What weapon? 1657 01:26:33,791 --> 01:26:35,916 It's-secret. 1658 01:26:37,582 --> 01:26:39,291 Don't ask. 1659 01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:40,707 - Oh! - You are not young. 1660 01:26:47,624 --> 01:26:48,957 Kit is over there. 1661 01:26:50,082 --> 01:26:51,041 How do you know? 1662 01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:54,707 I recognize by his hair. 1663 01:26:54,707 --> 01:26:55,874 How could you. 1664 01:26:56,249 --> 01:26:58,457 "Chi Man Kit" 1665 01:26:58,457 --> 01:27:01,416 Kit...Kit... 1666 01:27:02,249 --> 01:27:05,416 Kit...Kit... 1667 01:27:06,999 --> 01:27:10,791 Lucy is engaging with Macky tonight. 1668 01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,916 Engage only, no problem. 1669 01:27:12,916 --> 01:27:15,207 But they can go to bed. 1670 01:27:15,207 --> 01:27:16,291 What go to bed? 1671 01:27:16,291 --> 01:27:18,332 It's a physical thing. 1672 01:27:18,332 --> 01:27:21,457 The man and woman get excited. 1673 01:27:21,499 --> 01:27:24,624 And after pre-play, the man will put his... 1674 01:27:24,624 --> 01:27:26,666 His what? 1675 01:27:27,541 --> 01:27:29,291 Loosen his belt. 1676 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:30,416 Oh! And... 1677 01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:31,999 the bride would take her... 1678 01:27:31,999 --> 01:27:33,374 Her what? 1679 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:37,916 Take off her red handkerchief... 1680 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:40,166 And what's next? 1681 01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,291 Start going to bed. 1682 01:27:45,291 --> 01:27:46,249 What did he say? 1683 01:27:46,249 --> 01:27:50,041 It's urgent, go to say sorry to Lucy. 1684 01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:51,124 Yeah! Yeah! 1685 01:27:51,332 --> 01:27:53,582 I don't believe you. 1686 01:27:53,582 --> 01:27:56,291 The masked man was dad. 1687 01:27:56,291 --> 01:27:57,957 He was hit twice by you. 1688 01:27:57,957 --> 01:27:59,791 We wanted to cheer you up, 1689 01:27:59,791 --> 01:28:00,916 but we did the wrong thing. 1690 01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:01,582 Really? 1691 01:28:01,582 --> 01:28:02,374 Yes. 1692 01:28:02,374 --> 01:28:03,957 - True. - Let's go. 1693 01:28:03,957 --> 01:28:05,041 But, never mind the girls. 1694 01:28:05,041 --> 01:28:07,957 No, they are important. 1695 01:28:07,957 --> 01:28:09,666 Marry her and then you can torture her. 1696 01:28:09,666 --> 01:28:12,916 And then make her to be a whore. 1697 01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:14,207 Don't give her up to somebody else. 1698 01:28:14,207 --> 01:28:16,207 Keep calm. 1699 01:28:16,499 --> 01:28:18,707 That's my "girl-friend" only. 1700 01:28:18,707 --> 01:28:19,624 Not by me? 1701 01:28:19,624 --> 01:28:20,582 No. 1702 01:28:31,416 --> 01:28:33,999 Boss, things are O.K. in the garden. 1703 01:28:34,707 --> 01:28:35,957 Be careful. 1704 01:28:35,957 --> 01:28:37,916 Kill the three of them. 1705 01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:44,207 Boss, a group of lion dance coming. 1706 01:28:44,207 --> 01:28:46,957 2 for lion dance, one is the bait. 1707 01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:48,291 Can't see the face. 1708 01:28:48,291 --> 01:28:49,707 Yes, right. 1709 01:28:49,707 --> 01:28:50,791 Must be them. 1710 01:28:55,749 --> 01:28:57,207 Must be them. 1711 01:29:10,624 --> 01:29:14,499 Don't beat me...it's me...it's me. 1712 01:29:14,499 --> 01:29:15,624 My God! 1713 01:29:16,624 --> 01:29:17,707 Are you alright, Mr. Ching? 1714 01:29:17,707 --> 01:29:21,207 I am O.K., why did you hit? 1715 01:29:21,207 --> 01:29:23,416 - What's wrong with you? - I am sorry... 1716 01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:27,207 They are my old friends. 1717 01:29:27,207 --> 01:29:30,541 We celebrate with the lion dance. 1718 01:29:30,541 --> 01:29:31,916 I am sorry, I don't expect this. 1719 01:29:31,916 --> 01:29:33,291 Sorry the two of you. 1720 01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:34,332 I help you. 1721 01:29:36,249 --> 01:29:38,916 Lucy, think carefully. 1722 01:29:40,624 --> 01:29:42,457 Love is not a child's game. 1723 01:29:43,291 --> 01:29:44,874 What can I do? 1724 01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:48,666 Kit will come if he loves me. 1725 01:29:49,582 --> 01:29:52,124 All these days we have been dating. 1726 01:29:52,124 --> 01:29:54,124 He never said "I love you". 1727 01:29:55,499 --> 01:29:57,791 Don't argue with love. 1728 01:29:57,791 --> 01:29:59,666 And no foolishness. 1729 01:29:59,666 --> 01:30:01,124 Of course Kit loves you. 1730 01:30:01,124 --> 01:30:03,999 What not tell me, not a waste of time. 1731 01:30:07,416 --> 01:30:08,999 I check if he's come. 1732 01:30:24,999 --> 01:30:26,457 Nobody, come. 1733 01:30:31,457 --> 01:30:32,541 Come. 1734 01:31:10,874 --> 01:31:11,707 Hi! 1735 01:31:13,291 --> 01:31:14,541 Hello! 1736 01:31:16,332 --> 01:31:17,707 Help yourself. 1737 01:31:17,707 --> 01:31:18,499 I will. 1738 01:31:18,499 --> 01:31:19,166 Help yourself. 1739 01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:20,291 Congratulations. 1740 01:31:23,916 --> 01:31:25,041 Lucy! 1741 01:31:25,541 --> 01:31:26,457 Come over. 1742 01:31:27,666 --> 01:31:29,416 Chi Man Kit! 1743 01:31:30,582 --> 01:31:32,249 Right, I fix him up. 1744 01:31:32,249 --> 01:31:34,749 Be careful, a lot of guests today. 1745 01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:44,082 Can you? 1746 01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:44,874 I can manage. 1747 01:31:52,166 --> 01:31:53,082 Kit! 1748 01:31:53,082 --> 01:31:56,124 Lucy, leave him. 1749 01:31:56,124 --> 01:31:57,207 Come over. 1750 01:32:04,374 --> 01:32:06,207 Have you finished? 1751 01:32:13,624 --> 01:32:14,541 Kit, left thigh. 1752 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:15,749 Roger! 1753 01:32:31,124 --> 01:32:32,124 Don't go. 1754 01:32:35,957 --> 01:32:39,082 Kit, this engaging ring for Lucy. 1755 01:32:39,082 --> 01:32:41,082 I handle them. 1756 01:32:48,332 --> 01:32:50,624 Kit, stop him from getting the ring. 1757 01:32:50,624 --> 01:32:51,582 You say so. 1758 01:32:57,124 --> 01:33:01,582 I told you to stay out. 1759 01:33:02,457 --> 01:33:04,499 Beat him. 1760 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:10,374 Brother, the powder can't be washed away. 1761 01:33:10,374 --> 01:33:12,416 It can't stop me. 1762 01:33:12,416 --> 01:33:15,457 Keep calm, get him back and I'll fix him slowly. 1763 01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:33,541 "Super Power Glue" 1764 01:33:46,832 --> 01:33:50,332 Damn, stucked will someone, come. 1765 01:33:50,332 --> 01:33:51,332 Anybody? 1766 01:33:51,332 --> 01:33:52,416 What's matter, brother? 1767 01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:54,249 I can't take my hand off my head. 1768 01:33:54,249 --> 01:33:55,457 You are kidding, right? 1769 01:33:55,457 --> 01:33:56,457 Damn you! 1770 01:33:56,457 --> 01:33:58,166 I go to ask the reason why. 1771 01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:00,957 Get me a towel to cover it. 1772 01:34:00,957 --> 01:34:01,957 Finish with the head first. 1773 01:34:01,957 --> 01:34:02,916 O.K. 1774 01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:05,582 Quick! 1775 01:34:09,124 --> 01:34:09,957 Why take me to the sitting room? 1776 01:34:09,957 --> 01:34:11,291 I said I would revenge. 1777 01:34:11,291 --> 01:34:12,416 Who are you? 1778 01:34:12,416 --> 01:34:15,207 The smart Tricks Expert. 1779 01:34:19,416 --> 01:34:21,166 Boss! Boss! 1780 01:34:21,166 --> 01:34:22,957 Go, quick! 1781 01:34:23,457 --> 01:34:26,916 Who's that? 1782 01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:28,457 The guests are there. 1783 01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,999 The new guard may be insane. 1784 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:33,374 Mr. Ching, I heard a rumour. 1785 01:34:33,374 --> 01:34:33,999 What? 1786 01:34:33,999 --> 01:34:37,791 Ridiculous, Mr. Kam & that guy are gay. 1787 01:34:59,332 --> 01:35:00,457 Kit! 1788 01:35:08,499 --> 01:35:09,541 What did you say? 1789 01:35:27,166 --> 01:35:29,041 Oh, mom! 1790 01:35:29,541 --> 01:35:30,624 Kit! 1791 01:35:40,457 --> 01:35:41,707 Lucy, where are you going? 1792 01:35:41,707 --> 01:35:42,832 To look for Kit. 1793 01:35:42,832 --> 01:35:43,999 Don't, he comes to make a mess here. 1794 01:35:43,999 --> 01:35:45,291 I have to look for him. 1795 01:35:45,291 --> 01:35:46,416 Don't, have a rest. 1796 01:35:46,416 --> 01:35:47,499 Come, go over. 1797 01:35:47,707 --> 01:35:48,791 I'll be back soon. 1798 01:35:49,124 --> 01:35:51,999 Wait... 1799 01:36:00,707 --> 01:36:04,332 Be careful for the shirt of The Ultimate Expert. 1800 01:36:04,332 --> 01:36:06,457 It's a Red Hot Tricky Shirt. 1801 01:36:06,832 --> 01:36:07,541 Get the stuff. 1802 01:36:07,541 --> 01:36:09,124 Here! 1803 01:36:09,791 --> 01:36:11,166 Secret weapon. 1804 01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:12,999 I could I know the secret weapon. 1805 01:36:13,541 --> 01:36:14,666 In the metal box in the boot. 1806 01:36:14,666 --> 01:36:15,874 - OXK... - Wait! 1807 01:36:15,874 --> 01:36:17,166 Call the police. 1808 01:36:18,291 --> 01:36:21,082 Jing Koo, you two can't leave now. 1809 01:36:21,082 --> 01:36:22,207 What to do? 1810 01:36:22,499 --> 01:36:26,249 I take care of The Ultimate Expert and the rest for you. 1811 01:36:26,832 --> 01:36:27,832 Just that? 1812 01:36:27,832 --> 01:36:28,916 And the shirt. 1813 01:36:28,916 --> 01:36:29,999 Thanks. 1814 01:36:31,874 --> 01:36:33,332 Bastard, come. 1815 01:36:33,624 --> 01:36:34,624 Oh, so many. 1816 01:36:34,624 --> 01:36:35,791 Bastard, over there. 1817 01:36:35,791 --> 01:36:38,332 Thanks, that side. 1818 01:36:38,332 --> 01:36:40,082 Bastard, that side. 1819 01:36:40,082 --> 01:36:40,916 I am not bastard. 1820 01:36:40,916 --> 01:36:42,791 You really look like a bastard. 1821 01:36:43,207 --> 01:36:44,916 Look at your reflection. 1822 01:36:45,749 --> 01:36:46,916 Really like a bastard. 1823 01:36:46,916 --> 01:36:48,874 You have to admit, that side. 1824 01:36:48,874 --> 01:36:49,832 Mirror. 1825 01:36:50,457 --> 01:36:51,582 Real bastard. 1826 01:36:56,499 --> 01:36:59,332 Time limit for you, before Jan. 15 next year, 1827 01:36:59,332 --> 01:37:01,374 I'll give you a chance if you retreat. 1828 01:37:01,416 --> 01:37:03,207 Don't waste time, come. 1829 01:37:03,207 --> 01:37:05,666 I count 3, then I will make my move. 1830 01:37:05,666 --> 01:37:06,832 1, 2. 1831 01:37:15,124 --> 01:37:16,249 I am capable. 1832 01:37:20,791 --> 01:37:21,957 Still standing. 1833 01:37:36,166 --> 01:37:37,582 - Still fine. - Yeah. 1834 01:37:54,749 --> 01:37:58,041 "Voluptuary can't be moved", take him up. 1835 01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,416 - No. - Open his mouth. 1836 01:38:05,249 --> 01:38:06,957 Try the dose. 1837 01:38:11,082 --> 01:38:12,124 Thanks. 1838 01:38:24,957 --> 01:38:26,582 Don't look, catch him. 1839 01:39:10,582 --> 01:39:13,624 Don't move, it's our own business. 1840 01:39:19,124 --> 01:39:20,999 Try my Blood Hat. 1841 01:39:35,749 --> 01:39:38,666 You know how powerful they are. 1842 01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:40,791 Creamy Blodd Hat 1843 01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:42,666 Spill out all over your face with a touch 1844 01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:46,166 It is one of the most powerful attack weapon 1845 01:39:48,332 --> 01:39:49,749 Scared? 1846 01:39:51,374 --> 01:39:53,416 I am not scared. 1847 01:39:53,416 --> 01:39:54,916 Not fresh. 1848 01:39:54,916 --> 01:39:56,124 Oh! 1849 01:40:02,374 --> 01:40:04,374 Don't have to be afraid if not fresh. 1850 01:40:04,374 --> 01:40:07,791 No one told you to be scared, you are scared. 1851 01:40:08,832 --> 01:40:09,499 Look at him. 1852 01:40:09,499 --> 01:40:10,166 You! 1853 01:40:10,166 --> 01:40:11,666 I have to show the world. 1854 01:40:11,666 --> 01:40:13,791 The No. 1 Tricks Expert. 1855 01:40:13,791 --> 01:40:15,124 Go to hell. 1856 01:40:16,082 --> 01:40:18,541 Jing, catch it. 1857 01:40:23,041 --> 01:40:24,832 No Reason Tricky Tricks Box! 1858 01:40:25,374 --> 01:40:26,832 "No Reason Tricky Tricks Box" 1859 01:40:28,624 --> 01:40:29,582 Banana. 1860 01:40:31,166 --> 01:40:32,291 Real banana. 1861 01:40:32,291 --> 01:40:33,541 Remote Electrical Banana 1862 01:40:33,541 --> 01:40:35,041 Get an electric shock after press a button 1863 01:40:35,041 --> 01:40:37,832 Very well-known weapon 1864 01:40:44,207 --> 01:40:46,041 Damn! 1865 01:40:46,332 --> 01:40:47,457 Again. 1866 01:40:51,707 --> 01:40:53,374 Honest Bean Paste Bun! 1867 01:40:54,541 --> 01:40:55,957 Honest Bean Paste Bun 1868 01:40:55,957 --> 01:40:58,832 Speak very honestly after 30 seconds with a bite 1869 01:40:58,832 --> 01:41:01,124 It is a advanced product in the year of ninty. 1870 01:41:05,582 --> 01:41:07,832 I am Jing Koo to help family at six. 1871 01:41:07,832 --> 01:41:09,249 To sell blood at 8 to cure my mom. 1872 01:41:09,249 --> 01:41:10,832 To have public exam at 10. 1873 01:41:10,832 --> 01:41:12,416 The talent youth at 15. 1874 01:41:12,416 --> 01:41:14,999 I feel that I am really handsome. 1875 01:41:14,999 --> 01:41:16,624 Chan Pak Cheung the best man on earth. 1876 01:41:16,624 --> 01:41:19,166 Our leader is the greatest on earth. 1877 01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:19,999 "Lying Bean Paste Bun" 1878 01:41:19,999 --> 01:41:22,124 What? Lying Bean Paste Bun? 1879 01:41:22,332 --> 01:41:23,457 Damn you! 1880 01:41:26,207 --> 01:41:27,707 Shamy Candy! 1881 01:41:27,791 --> 01:41:29,124 Shamy Candy 1882 01:41:29,124 --> 01:41:32,416 Very shamful of doing the bad stuff in your lifetime after taste it 1883 01:41:32,416 --> 01:41:34,374 It is the most extreme powerful weapon. 1884 01:41:40,832 --> 01:41:42,457 I am wrong. 1885 01:41:43,374 --> 01:41:45,374 I am so ashame. 1886 01:41:46,166 --> 01:41:50,624 I was a peeping tom at 9. 1887 01:41:51,082 --> 01:41:53,957 And had V.D. at 13. 1888 01:41:54,666 --> 01:41:57,957 I treated my mom as a servant at 15. 1889 01:41:57,957 --> 01:41:59,457 Yes. 1890 01:41:59,499 --> 01:42:03,999 I did every wrong things and be a gay. 1891 01:42:05,916 --> 01:42:07,291 Oh, I am so ashame. 1892 01:42:07,291 --> 01:42:09,124 You shouldn't be living. 1893 01:42:09,124 --> 01:42:10,624 - Right. - Go to hell. 1894 01:42:10,624 --> 01:42:11,957 I deserve it. 1895 01:42:11,957 --> 01:42:13,124 I help you. 1896 01:42:13,124 --> 01:42:14,291 Quick! 1897 01:42:14,291 --> 01:42:15,916 - Thanks. - Cut it. 1898 01:42:22,999 --> 01:42:24,749 To Stiffen The Muscle! 1899 01:42:32,916 --> 01:42:34,207 Wanna run? 1900 01:42:35,249 --> 01:42:37,166 Super Glue! 1901 01:42:52,291 --> 01:42:54,916 You are in trouble now. 1902 01:42:56,874 --> 01:43:01,541 Can't fix him, he's so tough. 1903 01:43:01,541 --> 01:43:05,041 He is committing suicide. 1904 01:43:07,832 --> 01:43:09,624 Thunder Golden Punch! 1905 01:43:14,249 --> 01:43:16,124 One more leg in the middle. 1906 01:43:23,916 --> 01:43:25,582 Reddish Bomb! 1907 01:43:46,874 --> 01:43:49,749 You are still No. 1 Tricks Expert. 1908 01:43:50,124 --> 01:43:51,541 Congratulations! 1909 01:43:57,249 --> 01:43:59,416 Who found the bank robbers? 1910 01:43:59,416 --> 01:44:01,457 This group raid my premises. 1911 01:44:01,457 --> 01:44:02,624 Arrest them. 1912 01:44:02,624 --> 01:44:04,374 So many red cloth robbers. 1913 01:44:08,499 --> 01:44:09,582 Come, arrest them. 1914 01:44:09,582 --> 01:44:10,916 0.K., go! 1915 01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:17,291 Help!... 1916 01:44:17,749 --> 01:44:18,916 Don't chase me. 1917 01:44:18,916 --> 01:44:20,457 Lucy, help. 1918 01:44:20,457 --> 01:44:21,249 Kit? 1919 01:44:21,374 --> 01:44:23,499 Don't let him get close. 1920 01:44:25,582 --> 01:44:27,541 Not my business, don't hit me. 1921 01:44:31,582 --> 01:44:32,666 Don't. 1922 01:44:32,666 --> 01:44:33,874 Don't hit me. 1923 01:44:34,874 --> 01:44:35,957 Kit 1924 01:44:37,957 --> 01:44:40,624 Lucy, I did all this to come to see you. 1925 01:44:40,624 --> 01:44:42,957 It's O.K., we go to talk to dad. 1926 01:44:42,957 --> 01:44:43,707 Come. 1927 01:44:43,707 --> 01:44:45,207 This way. 1928 01:44:45,207 --> 01:44:46,124 O.K. 1929 01:44:55,332 --> 01:44:56,291 Here we are. 1930 01:45:05,416 --> 01:45:07,124 Enough? 1931 01:45:08,624 --> 01:45:11,749 Dad, I want to marry Kit. 1932 01:45:11,749 --> 01:45:14,249 Mr. Ching, can you promise me? 1933 01:45:15,124 --> 01:45:19,249 I can't say no. 1934 01:45:42,791 --> 01:45:44,374 A voluptuous pair. 1935 01:45:45,582 --> 01:45:46,999 How can you call Kit like this? 1936 01:45:46,999 --> 01:45:47,999 You say then. 1937 01:45:48,499 --> 01:45:50,499 What a seductive pair. 1938 01:45:50,499 --> 01:45:52,207 Right. 1939 01:45:54,124 --> 01:45:54,999 What do we do then? 1940 01:45:54,999 --> 01:45:56,082 What do you want to do then? 1941 01:45:56,957 --> 01:45:58,332 To get married. 1942 01:45:58,457 --> 01:46:00,041 I have to ask mom. 1943 01:46:00,041 --> 01:46:01,499 That's way! 1944 01:46:03,666 --> 01:46:04,707 Mom! 1945 01:46:09,582 --> 01:46:11,082 This is... 1946 01:46:13,124 --> 01:46:15,666 Mandy, It's you? 1947 01:46:15,832 --> 01:46:16,957 Chi! 1948 01:46:19,707 --> 01:46:20,916 Long time no see! 1949 01:46:21,666 --> 01:46:25,124 That windy rainy night 20 years ago... 1950 01:46:26,041 --> 01:46:28,707 Don't mention it no more, we are old now. 1951 01:46:30,166 --> 01:46:33,416 What happened to you after that night? 1952 01:46:33,416 --> 01:46:36,624 [...I had your baby. 1953 01:46:36,624 --> 01:46:39,249 Where is he now? 1954 01:46:40,832 --> 01:46:41,832 That's Jing! 1955 01:46:41,832 --> 01:46:42,832 What? 1956 01:46:43,582 --> 01:46:44,791 You? 1957 01:46:44,791 --> 01:46:45,791 I am really your... 1958 01:46:45,791 --> 01:46:47,291 Dad! 120913