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Did that bad monster try to fight
with Muddy's little baby? My darling.
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You sure are nice and sweet,
but you need perfume on your breath.
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- Good morning, Olive.
- Good morning.
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Good grief. Women should leave
beasts like that at home.
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But my little Lillikins is different.
She's her Muddy's little playmate.
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Olive, here's her special drinking water.
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She never wants to drink, Mrs. Van Adams.
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You never can tell. Some day, she may.
If she cries for me, tell her that...
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...Muddy's making herself beautiful
just to play with little Lillikins.
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Mrs. Carter and I are being done together.
Is she here?
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Yes. You're going to have a manicure,
shampoo, facial and everything.
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- Look at Sydney's miniatures.
- Sure sign of a petty mind.
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They've been waiting half an hour.
You could see the art exhibit later.
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All right. Art exhibit, my foot.
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Would you remove your hat?
Sit here, Mrs. Spencer.
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How fascinating.
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- Put your face in there and be quiet.
- Let me see!
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I hate to tell you dear, but your skin
makes the Rockies look like chiffon velvet.
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Only half a minute more, Mrs. Miller,
and you can talk again.
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I beg your pardon.
I'm looking for Grandma.
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- Grandma isn't in there.
- She isn't in here.
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This mud has worms in it!
I know it has worms in it! I can feel them.
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They're more scared of you
than you are of them.
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What's a little worm?
At Harvard and Yale, they eat them.
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- Relax. Rest and close your eyes.
- All right.
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But I still say I'm going to pull a gun
on him, just like I did on Judge McClure.
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I'm coming. My dears!
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That solid mountain of flesh
is going to marry a jockey.
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- Won't her husband turn over in his grave?
- What's she got in common with a jockey?
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Horse feathers.
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Yes, miss?
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She's all right, Miss Spencer.
She's my press agent.
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Has anybody seen my grandmother?
She's Southern. Thank you.
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The South is in that direction.
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- Grandma!
- Hello, darling.
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- Where have you been?
- Four miles.
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- May I go to the fights tonight?
- Not without me.
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Is Miss Atkinson here?
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You don't look a day over 35.
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That old gasoline truck.
She's 60 if she's a minute.
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- Who is she?
- Gillingswater.
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One more permanent
and she won't have a hair left.
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- She's got a lot on her arms.
- She does shed, doesn't she?
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It's the newest color, Jungle Red.
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- What?
- It's the newest color, Jungle Red.
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One of the girls recognized his name
from Cholly Knickerbocker's column...
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...and it was Haines.
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- What did you say the name was?
- Haines.
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How do you know?
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Two weeks ago I passed by
where Crystal lives.
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The landlady said she'd moved
to be with her gentleman friend.
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- "What gentleman friend," I said...
- Shut it off. I can't hear a thing!
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Hazel! Hurry, get the pins out.
I want to get out!
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- Boo! I'm an elevator man!
- Don't frighten Mother, dear.
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Run along, darlings.
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The lambs! Are you sure they are dressed
warm enough? Hello?
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Edith? Take a good grip on yourself.
You're going to die.
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Stephen Haines is stepping out on Mary.
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- What?
- All aboard for the main lobby.
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Yes. Run along now, children.
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But, Sylvia darling, who told you?
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A manicurist? Go on.
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This manicurist,
she's perfectly divine, she said to me:
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"I know something about
rich Mrs. Haines."
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But, Sylvia, suppose Mary should
hear about it? Wouldn't it be terrible?
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Wouldn't it be ghastly?
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But, darling,
we've got to face her at lunch today.
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Won't it be too tragic?
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Eating her food
and knowing all about her husband!
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Darling, I'll burst until I get the details,
but I've got to see that filthy doctor.
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Yes, you know, my regular checkup.
Goodbye, darling.
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Operator, will you give me
Great Neck 8125, please.
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Will you tone her down? This is a toll call.
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Hello, this is Mrs. Potter speaking.
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Will you tell Mrs. Haines
not to wait lunch for me?
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No, tell her I have to see my doctor,
but I'll make it just as soon as I can.
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Mrs. Haines is out riding now
with Little Mary, but I'll let her know.
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Mother, will you tell Daddy I beat you.
Will you tell him?
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- Lf I tell him, he'll think I'm conceited.
- He'll be awfully disappointed in me.
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- But you're so solid with him anyway.
- You think so! All right, I'll tell him.
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And to prove it beyond doubt,
I'll photograph the finish!
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Swell!
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Lickety-split now!
It's got to look like the real McCoy.
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All right, Mother. Here I come.
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The winner!
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- I'll have to borrow your horse next time.
- I could beat you with any horse.
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Let me take you now, Mother.
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Wait a minute. Look at that one.
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How's that?
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Look out there.
You're shooting us on the bias.
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I meant to. That's artistic.
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That won't impress Daddy.
He's heard that one before.
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- How is this for artistic?
- That's swell.
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Hold it. Still.
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My goodness! What a racket.
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If this was an angel cake,
it would fall like a board.
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Any great ideas about
dessert tonight, Ingrid?
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- Baked apples.
- What? No charlotte russe?
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- You never eat it, and he shouldn't.
- Why?
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Because he sits in an office all day,
and most every night too, lately.
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That's why he should be pampered.
It's our last dinner at home.
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We'll be up in Canada for two weeks,
living like pioneers.
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I'll be cooking, so you know what he'll get.
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I know. Indigestion.
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You can't fool me. You cook for him
like a French chef all the time you're away.
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I was looking for my cookbook
this morning, and I found it in your trunk.
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- I'll bring it back.
- I hope.
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What kind of food
do you want for him tonight?
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- Pancakes Barbara.
- Ridiculous. 20 pounds right off.
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- Come on.
- All right, if you say so.
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But that adonis figure of his won't last
forever without help from the kitchen.
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- Mother, I'm helping you to pack.
- Thanks, darling.
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Sheba, get off Daddy's coat.
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You don't want to take this old thing
along with Daddy, do you?
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- What old thing, dear?
- This.
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Old thing? What do you mean, old thing?
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- Daddy never wears that coat.
- Yes, he does.
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Whenever we go away on trips together,
hunting and fishing.
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- Where did you get those?
- I found them in here.
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- We took those on our honeymoon.
- You did? Where was your honeymoon?
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Up in Canada,
where we're going tomorrow.
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You know, that's the spot
where I caught that famous fish.
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Goodness gracious! It isn't such a big fish,
though, is it, Mother?
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The big fish aren't always
the most important, you know.
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When I first married Daddy,
I couldn't fish worth a cent.
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He started to teach me.
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The first thing I learned was how
to cast a fly. And then I caught that fish!
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And Daddy said
he'd have to have it stuffed...
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...in case I never catch another.
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- But you do catch others?
- Millions of them.
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It's only nip and tuck now who makes
the biggest catch, Daddy or me.
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- Does it make Daddy jealous?
- Furious. We have terrific battles.
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Now you're just fooling.
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- Where's Daddy in this one?
- He's probably taking the picture.
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- I see his shadow, there in the snow.
- That's right.
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I remember that morning.
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It snowed during the night and we had to
dig our way out of the cabin.
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We were snowbound for two whole days.
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- Like in a movie?
- Yes, darling.
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Were your lives in danger?
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Hardly. But it was very romantic, anyway.
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I think that kind
of lovey-dovey stuff is silly.
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You do?
What do you know about it, anyway?
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Mother?
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What do you and Daddy talk about
when I'm not around?
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- I don't know. Everything.
- You do an awful lot of laughing.
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- Do we?
- I hear you sometimes.
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- You shouldn't be listening.
- What do you laugh at?
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Little jokes. Lots of things.
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- Do you love Daddy better than me?
- What?
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Whatever gave you such an idea?
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Ingrid says you love him
better than anyone.
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That's a different kind of love.
You'll find out when you grow up.
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Will I?
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When I do,
I hope that I won't think it's silly.
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The lunch guests have started to arrive.
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Let me pick out your dress.
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- They'll be fancy, why not be plain?
- Let's hurry.
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- How do you do, Mrs. Potter?
- Hello, Jane.
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- How are you feeling today?
- Too awful.
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I wouldn't wish my woes
on my worst friend.
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Will you tell Mrs. Fowler
that I'd like to talk to her for a moment?
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Yes, Mrs. Potter.
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- How's the little mother?
- Jane, never mind about that.
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Hello, dear.
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The spider's in the parlor. Let's join her.
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I said, "Do you expect me to stay home
and darn your socks?
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- "Why do we keep servants?"
- You don't keep them long.
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Great guns, what are you made up for?
"The Seeing Eye"?
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You better save your cracks
for your next book.
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- Edith, you must have dashed.
- I broke every speed record.
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- Weren't you going to Africa to shoot?
- As soon as my book's out.
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I'd rather face a tiger than the things
the critics said about your last book.
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- Isn't this divine of Mary and the little girl?
- Let's see.
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What does it say?
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Leave it to Mary to see
she's photographed from her best angle.
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Is that so?
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What will you write next? Animal stories?
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I wouldn't have to go to Africa for that.
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I wish I could make a little money writing,
the way you do.
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If you wrote the way I do,
that's what you'd make.
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- You're not a very popular author, are you?
- Not with you.
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Best angle, my foot.
It doesn't half do her justice.
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You'll have some sherry?
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I'll take it. Peggy never seems
to connect very well.
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- I'm sorry.
- Let me see.
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She's in love, bless her. After the child's
been married as long as you...
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...she may be able to concentrate
on matters like cocktails.
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- Another lecture on the modern woman.
- At the drop of a hat.
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I consider myself a perfectly good wife.
I've sacrificed a lot for Howard Fowler.
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Smoked oysters.
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Don't mention smoked oysters.
They turn me green.
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You are a bore.
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Lay off my reputation, girls,
while I unswallow.
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Please.
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- Isn't Little Mary a dream?
- I wish I could afford to have a baby.
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You never will
if your bridge game doesn't improve.
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I'm devoted to Edith Potter,
but she gets me down.
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I don't blame her husband
for being bored with her.
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- What makes you think Mr. Potter is...
- My dear, he's one of those flirty types.
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Loves to kiss all the girls.
I told him off one time.
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I said, "Look, one more smack,
and I'll go straight to Edith!"
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- Did you?
- Of course not.
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I'd die before I'd hurt Edith.
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- Nuts.
- Thanks, dear.
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Heaven be praised, I'm on to my husband.
I wouldn't trust him on Alcatraz.
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You oughtn't to talk about him like that.
I think it's disloyal.
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Do we know how the men talk
about us when we're not around?
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- I've heard rumors.
- Exactly.
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While we're on the subject...
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...have you wondered if the master
of this maison might not be straying?
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I haven't.
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Mary Haines may be living
in a fool's paradise.
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You're so resourceful.
I ought to go to you for plots.
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You ought to go to someone.
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- All over, dear?
- False alarm. Have you finished with me?
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Long ago. We're on our hostess.
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I think Mary's being very wise,
snatching Stephen Haines off to Canada.
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You just can't bear Mary's happiness,
can you? It gets you down.
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- How ridiculous. Why should it?
- She's contented to be what she is.
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- Which is what?
- A woman.
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- And what are we?
- Females.
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Really? And what are you, pet?
224
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What nature abhors.
An old maid. A frozen asset.
225
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:35,169
- Come on. Let's see what's keeping Mary.
- Run along, children.
226
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,240
I thought I'd never get you alone.
I can't wait to get the lowdown.
227
00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:44,077
You're going to swoon when I tell you.
You know I go to Sydney's for my hair.
228
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:46,616
You should go, pet.
I despise whoever does yours.
229
00:16:46,684 --> 00:16:48,914
I know it looks awful.
Never mind. Hurry up.
230
00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:52,114
This manicurist, Olga, is a riot.
Isn't that divine? Jungle Red.
231
00:16:52,189 --> 00:16:53,622
Simply divine. Go on.
232
00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:55,886
I was looking at Vogue,
the one with Mary in it.
233
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,292
The one with the wig
that flatters her so much?
234
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,422
That started this girl on Mary,
and the whole story rolled out.
235
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:04,730
- Is it someone we know?
- No. That's what's so awful about it.
236
00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:08,405
- She sells perfume at Black's Fifth Avenue.
- Black's?
237
00:17:10,575 --> 00:17:14,136
It wouldn't be so bad if he'd picked
someone of his class. But a beezle!
238
00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:16,338
How did he meet a girl like that?
239
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:19,247
How do men ever meet girls like that?
They live for that.
240
00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:21,512
Somebody should shut that manicurist up.
241
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:23,781
A piece of scandal like that? Not a chance.
242
00:17:23,854 --> 00:17:26,721
She never stops talking.
You know how those creatures are.
243
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:29,316
Never let up.
A lot they care whose lives they ruin.
244
00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:32,328
10 cents! It's fine to be homespun
in the country, but really.
245
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:34,523
- Isn't it a dirty trick?
- Isn't it foul?
246
00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:37,329
Cheap Chinese embroidery.
I'll bet Peggy gave her these.
247
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,734
It wouldn't be so bad if only we knew.
We could keep our mouths shut.
248
00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:43,638
I know plenty I'd never breathe
about my friends' husbands.
249
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,198
So do I.
250
00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:49,945
- You know I adore Mary.
- I worship her.
251
00:17:50,948 --> 00:17:52,279
We're not only cousins.
She's my best friend.
252
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:55,012
We were raised together.
I forgot to tell you...
253
00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:57,247
- Break it up, girls.
- Darling!
254
00:17:57,321 --> 00:18:00,916
- Hello!
- You're so slim, I could kill you.
255
00:18:01,859 --> 00:18:03,724
You don't have to.
The diet I'm on is pure poison.
256
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:06,456
How can you exercise all day,
and look so contented?
257
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,498
It's a trick I learned from the cows.
258
00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:11,433
- Sorry to be late, girls.
- We haven't had a dull moment.
259
00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:13,561
Sylvia, feeling better?
260
00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:14,828
Meaning what?
261
00:18:14,905 --> 00:18:17,738
You and Edith look so relaxed.
It must have been choice.
262
00:18:17,808 --> 00:18:18,797
It was.
263
00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:23,677
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. How's Stevie?
264
00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:26,182
Not so well lately.
265
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,817
- What's the trouble?
- Jumpy nerves, I guess.
266
00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:31,252
Phelps has had nervous indigestion
for years.
267
00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:34,450
You should hear him rumble.
Like a truck on cobblestones.
268
00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:36,789
- Lunch is served.
- Thanks, Jane.
269
00:18:36,861 --> 00:18:39,796
- There's nothing worrying Steve, is there?
- I don't think so.
270
00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:42,765
He's been working too late
the last few weeks, that's all.
271
00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:46,934
Are you sure it's work, darling,
and not a beautiful blonde?
272
00:18:47,204 --> 00:18:50,173
Come on, Sylvia. Let's feed. I'm famished.
273
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:53,472
- Stephen's a very attractive man.
- Isn't he?
274
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:57,105
I can't imagine why he hasn't deserted me
for some glamour girl long ago.
275
00:18:57,181 --> 00:18:58,739
Don't be too sure of Methuselah.
276
00:18:58,816 --> 00:19:02,081
I tell Howard, "If you manage to make
a fool of me, I'll deserve it."
277
00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:05,850
- You certainly will.
- Mr. Haines is on the phone.
278
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:08,718
He probably can't get home to dinner.
279
00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:11,861
"Please don't talk about me
when I'm gone"
280
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:19,092
Hello, dear.
281
00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:24,802
Stephen! What a bore!
282
00:19:28,045 --> 00:19:30,309
Yes, I'm nearly packed, but...
283
00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:35,015
...I can unpack again.
284
00:19:36,754 --> 00:19:38,051
I know.
285
00:19:39,457 --> 00:19:40,947
I know, darling.
286
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:45,888
And don't you be too disappointed, either.
It'll be just as nice later on.
287
00:19:45,963 --> 00:19:48,227
Maybe you can make
an early train out tonight.
288
00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:50,824
I'll meet you at the station and...
289
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,037
I see.
290
00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:00,306
I'm sorry, darling.
291
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:06,315
It's just that Ingrid was going
to outdo herself for you tonight.
292
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,412
All right, sweet. Call me a little later.
293
00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:14,914
Goodbye, dear.
294
00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:29,297
You look as low as a swamp, dear.
What's up?
295
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:33,503
It's really too disgusting. Stephen can't
get away to go to Canada tomorrow.
296
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:34,635
He can't?
297
00:20:34,712 --> 00:20:37,510
If the trip's off,
I'll move into town in the morning.
298
00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:39,879
I would if I were you, Mary.
299
00:20:40,518 --> 00:20:43,919
Watercress. I'd just as soon
eat my way across a front lawn.
300
00:20:43,988 --> 00:20:47,480
Sylvia, what did you mean when you said
"Mary was in a fool's paradise"?
301
00:20:47,558 --> 00:20:50,652
She was trying to make a wisecrack
about marriage.
302
00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:54,391
She said, "A woman's paradise
is always a fool's paradise."
303
00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:58,526
That's not bad, is it, Nancy?
Sylvia, whatever I'm living in, I like it.
304
00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:02,265
- No, thank you.
- Go ahead, dear. No starch. It's gluten.
305
00:21:02,373 --> 00:21:05,001
Did you ever know such a housewife?
306
00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:08,841
- Mary, how do you like that?
- Too adorable.
307
00:21:08,913 --> 00:21:12,542
You have no idea how it stays on.
I get it at Sydney's. You should go.
308
00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:15,713
A wonderful new manicurist. Olga.
She's marvelous.
309
00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:20,220
- Isn't that divine? Jungle Red.
- Looks as if you've torn someone's throat.
310
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:22,816
I'll be darned
if I'll let you ride me anymore.
311
00:21:22,893 --> 00:21:24,724
Nancy is only trying to be clever.
312
00:21:24,795 --> 00:21:27,263
She picks on everything about me.
Even my nails.
313
00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:31,825
I like them. I really do. Sydney's,
Olga, Jungle Red. I'll remember.
314
00:21:34,538 --> 00:21:39,134
I woke up this morning and decided,
for no reason, to have myself overhauled.
315
00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:43,468
But why, darling?
Stephen adores you just as you are.
316
00:21:45,616 --> 00:21:48,278
Why do you think I'm getting
overhauled for Stephen?
317
00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:51,617
- You are, aren't you?
- Of course.
318
00:21:52,056 --> 00:21:54,684
I called for an appointment.
I'm Mrs. Fowler's friend.
319
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,420
- Anyone in particular?
- Who does Mrs. Fowler's nails?
320
00:21:57,494 --> 00:21:59,086
Olga. I'll see if she's free.
321
00:21:59,163 --> 00:22:01,324
My Johnny doesn't like
Sylvia's Jungle Red.
322
00:22:01,398 --> 00:22:04,993
He said he'd like to do her nails right down
to the wrist with a buzz saw.
323
00:22:05,069 --> 00:22:08,561
He's intolerant.
Sylvia is all right, underneath.
324
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:12,008
Summer Rain.
This is the most divine new perfume.
325
00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:15,674
Yes, I have some.
Stephen gave me a bottle for my birthday.
326
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,008
- I think Stephen's awfully sweet.
- Sweet?
327
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:24,149
He gave you those gorgeous clips,
then he bothered to get you perfume, too.
328
00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:27,281
- Olga's ready, madam.
- Thank you. See you at the Ritz at 1:00.
329
00:22:27,358 --> 00:22:29,553
Take this with you.
It will keep you company.
330
00:22:29,627 --> 00:22:31,458
- Right up here, madam.
- 'Bye.
331
00:22:33,564 --> 00:22:35,691
Good morning, madam. Are you the one?
332
00:22:35,766 --> 00:22:39,361
I love to get a new client.
It puts a girl on her mettle.
333
00:22:39,536 --> 00:22:43,802
Don't you just love to read?
How do they think up those plots?
334
00:22:43,908 --> 00:22:48,504
Don't soak it yet. I suppose anybody's life
would be a plot if it had an exciting finish.
335
00:22:48,579 --> 00:22:51,104
- Who sent you in here?
- Mrs. Fowler.
336
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:54,774
Isn't she a lamb?
She sent me three clients this week.
337
00:22:54,885 --> 00:22:55,874
Know Mrs. Parrish?
338
00:22:55,953 --> 00:22:59,719
She told me that Mr. Parrish came home
one night with lipstick on his collar.
339
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,519
He always explained everything before.
340
00:23:01,592 --> 00:23:04,356
But that was something
he wasn't going to try to explain.
341
00:23:04,428 --> 00:23:06,396
Soak it, please. Know Mrs. Potter?
342
00:23:06,463 --> 00:23:09,261
I did her at her apartment.
It looks like a reform school.
343
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:12,427
Her seven daughters are total gangsters.
Know Mrs. Stephen Haines?
344
00:23:12,503 --> 00:23:13,492
Why, yes. L...
345
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:17,267
I guess Mrs. Fowler told you about that.
She feels awful sorry for her.
346
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,039
I don't.
347
00:23:19,109 --> 00:23:22,670
- You would if you knew this girl.
- What girl?
348
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,407
Crystal Allen.
349
00:23:24,982 --> 00:23:27,450
Yes. You know,
the girl who hooked Mr. Haines.
350
00:23:27,518 --> 00:23:29,418
Don't you like the file?
351
00:23:29,486 --> 00:23:34,082
This Crystal Allen is a friend of mine.
She's a terrible mantrap. Soak it, please.
352
00:23:34,158 --> 00:23:38,117
She's behind the perfume counter
at Black's. So was I, before I got fired.
353
00:23:38,195 --> 00:23:40,527
Left. That's how she met him.
354
00:23:41,498 --> 00:23:42,897
Met Stephen Haines?
355
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:46,193
It was a couple of months ago.
Us girls wasn't busy.
356
00:23:46,270 --> 00:23:48,067
It was an awful rainy day.
357
00:23:48,472 --> 00:23:51,930
This gentleman walks up to the counter.
Crystal nabs him.
358
00:23:52,009 --> 00:23:53,772
"I want some perfume," he says.
359
00:23:53,844 --> 00:23:56,278
"May I ask what type of woman for?"
Crystal says.
360
00:23:56,347 --> 00:24:00,283
That didn't mean a thing. She was going
to sell him Summer Rain, our feature.
361
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:03,149
Crystal goes on conning him,
and batting her eyes.
362
00:24:03,487 --> 00:24:07,389
She's got those eyes that
run up and down a man like a searchlight.
363
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:11,189
She puts perfume in her palm and in
the crook of her arm for him to smell.
364
00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:14,059
He got to smelling around,
and I guess he liked it.
365
00:24:14,131 --> 00:24:17,498
Since then, they've been inseparable,
practically every evening.
366
00:24:17,568 --> 00:24:21,265
Did I hurt? Jungle Red, I suppose?
One coat, or two?
367
00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:24,596
Never mind.
368
00:24:26,577 --> 00:24:30,274
But I thought that's what you came in for?
All of Mrs. Fowler's friends...
369
00:24:30,347 --> 00:24:33,407
I think I got
what all Mrs. Fowler's friends come for.
370
00:24:33,484 --> 00:24:37,352
Thanks. Goodbye.
I'll tell her you were in, Mrs...
371
00:24:38,122 --> 00:24:39,350
Mrs. Stephen Haines.
372
00:24:45,629 --> 00:24:48,928
Mrs. Haines, I'm sorry.
Is there something I can do?
373
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:52,601
- Just stop telling that story.
- Sure, I will.
374
00:24:53,904 --> 00:24:58,466
- Please don't tell anyone you told it to me.
- I won't. I promise.
375
00:24:58,876 --> 00:25:03,370
That would be kind of humiliating for you.
I mean, Crystal's a terrible girl.
376
00:25:03,447 --> 00:25:06,678
She's terribly clever and terribly pretty,
Mrs. Haines.
377
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:10,481
If I was you, I wouldn't waste time
trying to get Mr. Haines away from her.
378
00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:13,284
I mean, now you know, Mrs. Haines.
379
00:25:20,631 --> 00:25:25,534
- Mrs. Haines, your mother is here.
- Thank you, Jane. Tell her I'll be right out.
380
00:25:25,602 --> 00:25:27,069
Yes, ma'am.
381
00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:33,566
- Hello, dear!
- Hello, Mother.
382
00:25:33,644 --> 00:25:36,909
What lovely rubrum!
383
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:39,414
- What will you wear this evening?
- My old black.
384
00:25:39,483 --> 00:25:40,916
Yes, ma'am.
385
00:25:41,852 --> 00:25:44,946
- No, I think I'll wear my new pink.
- Very well.
386
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:52,054
What's on your mind? You sounded
so excited on the telephone just now.
387
00:25:52,429 --> 00:25:57,833
I think I was, my dear. Jungle Red.
I've been to Sydney's this afternoon, too.
388
00:26:00,904 --> 00:26:04,396
- Did you have Olga?
- No, but Olga knew who I was.
389
00:26:04,508 --> 00:26:09,309
She asked to meet me. She's very upset
about the story she blurted out to you.
390
00:26:10,214 --> 00:26:13,149
- She didn't say it wasn't true, did she?
- No.
391
00:26:19,089 --> 00:26:22,752
I knew this sort of thing happened
to other people, but I...
392
00:26:22,826 --> 00:26:25,488
I never dreamed it could happen to us.
393
00:26:25,729 --> 00:26:29,324
We've been so happy together.
So really happy.
394
00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:30,761
I know.
395
00:26:32,436 --> 00:26:33,835
There, there, baby.
396
00:26:40,043 --> 00:26:41,670
Have you got one?
397
00:26:48,418 --> 00:26:49,908
I'll be all right now.
398
00:26:49,987 --> 00:26:52,615
You haven't said anything
to Stephen yet, have you?
399
00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:55,783
- No. I haven't even seen him since...
- Then say nothing.
400
00:26:55,859 --> 00:26:57,759
Don't forget that's my handkerchief.
401
00:26:57,828 --> 00:27:00,991
- Shall I give this a touch with the iron?
- Yes. Thank you, Jane.
402
00:27:01,064 --> 00:27:03,055
Look, Mother. Rather sweet, isn't it?
403
00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:06,102
Charming. And very wise of you
to wear pink.
404
00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:12,441
You didn't really mean
that I should say nothing?
405
00:27:12,509 --> 00:27:14,841
- Of course I do.
- But, Mother...
406
00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:16,777
I felt the same way 20 years ago.
407
00:27:19,383 --> 00:27:20,782
Not Father!
408
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:27,152
In many ways, your father was
an exceptional man, but that wasn't one.
409
00:27:27,524 --> 00:27:31,051
- And you said nothing?
- Nothing. I had a wise mother, too.
410
00:27:31,128 --> 00:27:34,757
Listen, my dear. This story isn't new.
It comes to most wives.
411
00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:36,295
But Stephen...
412
00:27:36,366 --> 00:27:39,631
Stephen is a man.
He's been married 10 years.
413
00:27:39,870 --> 00:27:41,599
You mean he's tired of me?
414
00:27:41,672 --> 00:27:45,574
Stephen's tired of himself,
tired of feeling the same things in himself.
415
00:27:45,642 --> 00:27:48,042
Time comes when a man
has to feel something new.
416
00:27:48,111 --> 00:27:51,547
And he's got to feel young again,
just because he's growing old.
417
00:27:51,615 --> 00:27:53,879
- Mother, Stephen isn't old.
- Of course not.
418
00:27:53,951 --> 00:27:55,919
But we women are much more sensible.
419
00:27:55,986 --> 00:27:59,854
When we tire of ourselves,
we change our hair, or hire a new cook...
420
00:27:59,923 --> 00:28:01,914
...or decorate the house.
421
00:28:02,059 --> 00:28:06,257
I suppose a man could do over his office,
but he never thinks of anything so simple.
422
00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:09,661
No, dear. A man has only one escape
from his old self.
423
00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:12,793
To see a different self
in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
424
00:28:14,137 --> 00:28:17,595
The girl probably means no more to him
than that new dress means to you.
425
00:28:17,674 --> 00:28:19,232
But, Mother...
426
00:28:19,409 --> 00:28:23,869
He doesn't love the girl. If he did,
you'd have felt it yourself long ago.
427
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:31,350
Yes, I always thought I would.
I love him so much.
428
00:28:31,521 --> 00:28:35,719
And he loves you, baby.
So take my advice. Keep still.
429
00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:38,761
Keep still when you're fairly aching to talk.
430
00:28:38,895 --> 00:28:43,389
It's about the only sacrifice spoiled women
like us ever have to make to keep our men.
431
00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:46,834
- What if I don't want him on those terms?
- But, Mary...
432
00:28:46,903 --> 00:28:50,236
Mother, it's all right for you
to talk of another generation...
433
00:28:50,307 --> 00:28:53,799
...when women were chattels,
and they did as men told them to.
434
00:28:53,877 --> 00:28:57,369
But this is today.
Stephen and I are equals.
435
00:28:57,981 --> 00:29:03,078
We took each other of our own free will,
for life, because we loved each other.
436
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:08,120
We've always given each other our best.
I won't qualify that relationship now.
437
00:29:08,191 --> 00:29:10,216
It's wrong. Shockingly wrong!
438
00:29:10,294 --> 00:29:13,593
And women that stand for such things
are beneath contempt.
439
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,495
I'll never be one of them! Never!
440
00:29:15,565 --> 00:29:18,500
- But, Mary...
- It's all over. It's finished. I'm through.
441
00:29:18,702 --> 00:29:21,569
No, it isn't. It will never be finished
while you love him.
442
00:29:21,905 --> 00:29:24,772
I'll get over that. Women do.
They have to.
443
00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:28,773
What are you doing this evening?
444
00:29:30,847 --> 00:29:33,111
We're dining at home
and going to the theater.
445
00:29:33,183 --> 00:29:37,415
I've asked Beth and Dave.
I'll go through with it.
446
00:29:38,388 --> 00:29:41,585
I'll have it out with him after.
I'll tell him that I can't go on.
447
00:29:41,658 --> 00:29:46,186
You're not to say a word to Stephen
until you've thought this out very calmly.
448
00:29:46,263 --> 00:29:48,993
I'm going this minute to get our tickets.
449
00:29:49,066 --> 00:29:51,296
You're taking me to Bermuda.
My throat's bad.
450
00:29:51,368 --> 00:29:54,496
I didn't want to worry you,
but my doctor says...
451
00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,334
How sweet of you.
452
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,337
But what can there be between us now?
453
00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:05,113
The thing that made us
belong to each other is gone.
454
00:30:05,649 --> 00:30:10,484
There's something more for you to think of
besides each other. There's your daughter.
455
00:30:14,624 --> 00:30:18,253
When Mary's old enough to realize,
she'll know I'm right.
456
00:30:18,495 --> 00:30:23,489
Have it your own way, but don't forget,
it's being together at the end that matters.
457
00:30:24,835 --> 00:30:29,033
One more piece of motherly advice.
Don't confide in your girlfriends.
458
00:30:30,006 --> 00:30:31,906
I think they all know.
459
00:30:31,975 --> 00:30:34,205
- Do they think you know?
- I don't know.
460
00:30:34,277 --> 00:30:35,574
Leave it that way.
461
00:30:35,645 --> 00:30:38,671
If you let them, they'll see that,
in the name of friendship...
462
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,876
...you lose your husband and your home.
463
00:30:40,951 --> 00:30:44,512
I'm an old woman, my dear.
I know my sex. Goodbye.
464
00:30:47,257 --> 00:30:51,159
Goodbye, darling,
and thanks for coming up.
465
00:30:52,295 --> 00:30:54,786
It's nice to have you need Mother again.
466
00:30:54,865 --> 00:30:57,333
You'd better think it over, dear,
about Bermuda.
467
00:30:57,401 --> 00:31:01,701
Your home, Little Mary's home
is worth putting up a stiff battle for.
468
00:31:02,606 --> 00:31:04,836
There's nothing like a good dose
of being alone...
469
00:31:04,908 --> 00:31:07,069
...to make a man appreciate his wife.
470
00:31:07,144 --> 00:31:09,806
I think I better take my handkerchief.
471
00:31:22,893 --> 00:31:24,588
Hello, Stephen.
472
00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:29,156
Yes.
473
00:31:32,869 --> 00:31:34,496
You can't?
474
00:31:38,575 --> 00:31:39,974
I see.
475
00:31:42,112 --> 00:31:44,046
No, I'm not angry.
476
00:31:45,081 --> 00:31:49,040
Beth and Dave will be disappointed
not to see you, that's all.
477
00:31:51,054 --> 00:31:53,215
No, I won't wait up.
478
00:31:57,994 --> 00:32:01,521
I think I'll take Mother to Bermuda
for a few weeks.
479
00:32:01,765 --> 00:32:05,462
She was just here
and she doesn't seem to be feeling well.
480
00:32:07,404 --> 00:32:10,032
On the first boat, if you don't mind.
481
00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:23,411
Don't break your appointment, dear,
if it's going to upset your business.
482
00:32:24,221 --> 00:32:27,987
But if you find that you can go tonight,
just call me back.
483
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,324
You needn't dress, and it doesn't matter
if you're late for dinner.
484
00:32:35,765 --> 00:32:37,130
Goodbye.
485
00:32:55,385 --> 00:32:59,788
- Here we are. Creeping up on her.
- Do you think we ought to do this?
486
00:32:59,856 --> 00:33:01,050
Shut up.
487
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:07,159
- That's little Crystal.
- None other.
488
00:33:08,798 --> 00:33:10,629
May I serve you, madam?
489
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:13,191
- No, thank you.
- We're just looking.
490
00:33:13,336 --> 00:33:17,898
From the neck up, I'd say no.
How about Baby?
491
00:33:18,008 --> 00:33:19,339
Of course.
492
00:33:21,811 --> 00:33:23,278
It couldn't be anyone else.
493
00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:25,246
Pat, here's your customer's change.
494
00:33:25,315 --> 00:33:26,839
- Pat.
- May I wait on you?
495
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,750
I still don't know why he overlooked her.
496
00:33:30,053 --> 00:33:31,782
I do. Pipe.
497
00:33:41,498 --> 00:33:44,092
Never mind. This has got to go out now.
Wrap it up.
498
00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:47,261
- Were you asking for me, Miss Allen?
- I've been looking for you.
499
00:33:47,337 --> 00:33:49,100
I want you to cook dinner.
500
00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:52,664
- I got a date tonight, Miss Crystal.
- You can break it. Come on.
501
00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:55,404
I'm noted for the bad way I cook.
502
00:33:55,478 --> 00:33:59,141
If you throw a lamb chop in a hot oven,
what will keep it from getting done?
503
00:33:59,215 --> 00:34:01,843
What happened to that hot date
you had for tonight?
504
00:34:01,918 --> 00:34:05,718
It's hotter than ever, dear.
I'm having him dine at my place.
505
00:34:05,789 --> 00:34:08,656
It's about time he found out
I was a home girl.
506
00:34:08,725 --> 00:34:12,593
Home girl? Get her. Why don't you
borrow the quintuplets for an evening?
507
00:34:12,662 --> 00:34:14,687
Because I'm all the baby he wants.
508
00:34:14,764 --> 00:34:17,130
- How much will you pay me?
- $2.
509
00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:19,665
- Can't you make it $3?
- I said $2.
510
00:34:19,736 --> 00:34:23,433
All right. Will I find anything
in your icebox?
511
00:34:23,506 --> 00:34:25,269
Cobwebs and a bottle of gin.
512
00:34:25,342 --> 00:34:27,936
Here's some dough.
Get anything, and make it fast.
513
00:34:28,011 --> 00:34:30,912
Perfume Department. It's for you, Crystal.
514
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:34,075
It's too late to take any orders.
Tell them I've left the floor.
515
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:38,610
- All right. I'll tell the gentleman.
- Gentleman? Why didn't you say so?
516
00:34:42,626 --> 00:34:44,617
Hello, Stephen.
517
00:34:46,563 --> 00:34:47,723
What?
518
00:34:49,332 --> 00:34:53,063
Don't worry, my sweet.
519
00:34:53,903 --> 00:34:57,031
Of course I don't mind
your breaking our engagement.
520
00:34:57,107 --> 00:35:01,407
That is, I mind, of course,
but it's such good discipline...
521
00:35:01,478 --> 00:35:03,571
...for my selfishness about you.
522
00:35:03,647 --> 00:35:06,673
- Holy mackerel! What a line!
- Shut up, will you?
523
00:35:08,718 --> 00:35:11,915
I was going to surprise you tonight...
524
00:35:11,988 --> 00:35:15,219
...and cook dinner myself
in my little apartment.
525
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,153
Why, of course I can cook.
526
00:35:19,229 --> 00:35:22,756
She thinks because Lulu's dark,
he won't be able to see her.
527
00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:25,767
You don't know half my accomplishments.
528
00:35:25,835 --> 00:35:28,963
- I'll say, he doesn't.
- Will you get out of here?
529
00:35:30,173 --> 00:35:32,539
That's all right, Stephen.
530
00:35:32,609 --> 00:35:36,340
I'll save you a piece of the cake
with a candle on it.
531
00:35:40,884 --> 00:35:42,943
I didn't tell you before...
532
00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:46,716
...because I was afraid
you might do something extravagant.
533
00:35:48,658 --> 00:35:52,788
It is dear of you to want to be with me
on my birthday...
534
00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:54,830
...but I won't be lonely.
535
00:35:55,598 --> 00:35:57,725
Honestly, I won't.
536
00:35:58,401 --> 00:36:02,599
And if this weather lets up,
my neuralgia will be better.
537
00:36:02,672 --> 00:36:04,537
Then maybe I can...
538
00:36:05,175 --> 00:36:08,269
No, it's nothing. It's just nerves.
539
00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:15,046
I had a rather gloomy letter
from home today.
540
00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:17,276
My little sister, she's not very well.
541
00:36:17,353 --> 00:36:19,514
What's wrong with her?
She got a hangover?
542
00:36:19,589 --> 00:36:24,549
But she'll be all right.
Yes, I'm holding the thought.
543
00:36:27,731 --> 00:36:29,460
No, Stephen.
544
00:36:29,866 --> 00:36:33,768
I couldn't think of you
disarranging your evening.
545
00:36:33,837 --> 00:36:36,101
I'll have another birthday next year.
546
00:36:36,172 --> 00:36:40,609
- You'll have another one next week.
- So help me, I'm going to slug you.
547
00:36:43,847 --> 00:36:46,873
If you could drop by
for just a few moments...
548
00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:49,783
...and have a glass of sherry to my health.
549
00:36:52,789 --> 00:36:55,417
I do need you so.
550
00:36:57,494 --> 00:36:59,155
Yes, dear.
551
00:37:00,663 --> 00:37:04,121
I'll meet you on our corner in five minutes.
552
00:37:04,734 --> 00:37:06,099
Goodbye.
553
00:37:07,470 --> 00:37:11,804
Say, can you beat him?
He almost stood me up for his wife.
554
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:16,372
- Two late shoppers waiting for you.
- You can have them. I've got to hustle.
555
00:37:16,446 --> 00:37:19,711
But they asked for you by name.
Miss Crystal Allen.
556
00:37:20,984 --> 00:37:23,214
- Why me?
- Maybe they're slumming.
557
00:37:26,189 --> 00:37:28,248
Might I be of assistance?
558
00:37:30,059 --> 00:37:33,324
Yes. I'm thinking of changing my perfume.
559
00:37:34,531 --> 00:37:36,726
Something more subtle,
or something in the woodsy order?
560
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,665
This, for instance.
561
00:37:39,536 --> 00:37:43,734
- Is that what you use?
- That's much too expensive for me.
562
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:50,569
Nonsense, my dear. A pretty girl like you,
with all the rich men that float in here.
563
00:37:50,647 --> 00:37:54,344
I'm afraid, when they come to this counter,
they are thinking of other women.
564
00:37:55,018 --> 00:37:58,010
I shouldn't think you'd let that disturb you.
565
00:38:00,523 --> 00:38:02,684
Here's this new one, Summer Rain.
566
00:38:02,759 --> 00:38:05,159
That's the kind Mary Haines
is so keen about.
567
00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,091
Yes, that's it.
568
00:38:07,497 --> 00:38:11,456
A friend of ours, Mrs. Stephen Haines,
simply dotes on this.
569
00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:12,723
Really?
570
00:38:12,802 --> 00:38:15,703
Her husband picked it out for her.
Perhaps you sold it to him.
571
00:38:15,772 --> 00:38:17,933
Stephen Haines, the engineer?
572
00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:22,509
I'm afraid I don't remember.
We have so many men come in here.
573
00:38:23,346 --> 00:38:26,213
Awfully good looking.
Tall, fair, distinguished.
574
00:38:26,282 --> 00:38:27,874
You wouldn't overlook him.
575
00:38:28,351 --> 00:38:32,014
I'm sorry, but when one's mind
is on one's own business...
576
00:38:33,256 --> 00:38:37,750
Of course. And as you say,
you have so many men...
577
00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:46,067
I wouldn't think that one suggested
your personality at all. It's called Oomph.
578
00:38:49,072 --> 00:38:52,269
- How amusing.
- What's that?
579
00:38:52,942 --> 00:38:53,931
Closing time.
580
00:38:54,677 --> 00:38:56,770
The bum's rush in melody, dear.
581
00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:01,578
- Good night, Pat.
- Good night, Crystal.
582
00:39:02,552 --> 00:39:05,953
- I'm afraid we're keeping you.
- That's quite all right.
583
00:39:06,456 --> 00:39:10,916
I'll take this. Charge it and send.
Here's my name and address.
584
00:39:11,961 --> 00:39:15,829
25 cents. You are getting off
economically, aren't you?
585
00:39:16,332 --> 00:39:17,594
Aren't I?
586
00:39:19,469 --> 00:39:21,494
Lt'll be out tomorrow, Mrs. Prowler.
587
00:39:23,406 --> 00:39:26,637
- Fowler!
- I'm so sorry, Mrs. Fowler.
588
00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:30,873
The impertinent upstart.
I won't let her get away with that.
589
00:39:30,947 --> 00:39:34,610
You weren't exactly any Pollyanna yourself.
No wonder she caught on.
590
00:39:34,684 --> 00:39:37,482
"Prowler." She's laughing at us.
I can see from here.
591
00:39:37,553 --> 00:39:40,078
- I believe she is.
- She called me that deliberately.
592
00:39:40,156 --> 00:39:42,647
I'll have her fired.
I'll go to management right now.
593
00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:44,625
I'll go with you.
594
00:40:01,978 --> 00:40:04,412
You never told me you could do that.
595
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,711
I can do a lot of things
you don't know about.
596
00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:10,549
Bermuda's finest railway.
597
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:13,384
- Did you like to ride on that thing?
- We had to like it.
598
00:40:13,456 --> 00:40:17,552
There wasn't a single automobile
in Bermuda. Those were our taxis.
599
00:40:17,627 --> 00:40:20,118
Now you'll see your grandmother
ride a bicycle.
600
00:40:20,196 --> 00:40:23,165
- Grandma, you can't ride a bicycle.
- Can't I? Here I come.
601
00:40:23,232 --> 00:40:25,325
Grandma, you're a riot!
602
00:40:26,536 --> 00:40:28,595
Riot? I was a catastrophe.
603
00:40:28,671 --> 00:40:32,198
- How did you ever get out of it?
- Your mother brushed me up in a dustpan.
604
00:40:33,276 --> 00:40:36,143
- What have you got on there?
- Watch and see.
605
00:40:36,679 --> 00:40:39,512
- He's giving you a run for your money.
- There!
606
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:43,211
- That fish is dead as a doornail, Mother.
- What?
607
00:40:43,419 --> 00:40:45,785
- He wouldn't fool anybody.
- No harm in trying.
608
00:40:45,855 --> 00:40:48,323
Watch. This is where the camera
goes overboard.
609
00:40:48,391 --> 00:40:50,655
Did you drop our precious camera
in the water?
610
00:40:50,727 --> 00:40:54,959
Your precious grandma dropped in after it
straight to the bottom of the ocean.
611
00:40:55,565 --> 00:40:59,296
Not quite to the bottom.
I know I saw whales on my way up.
612
00:41:00,603 --> 00:41:05,233
- Weren't you having a good time that day?
- I was getting homesick for you.
613
00:41:05,975 --> 00:41:08,535
Until your grandmother broke it up.
614
00:41:09,078 --> 00:41:13,606
You're pretty in that picture, Mother,
with the book in front of your face.
615
00:41:14,984 --> 00:41:16,349
The show is over.
616
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:20,914
- Homesick for me or for Daddy?
- For Sheba.
617
00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:25,625
If Sheba would have been along,
you would have stayed the full four weeks?
618
00:41:25,695 --> 00:41:27,754
- Of course.
- Your music teacher is here.
619
00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:31,459
Thanks. Don't put the machine away yet.
I want to run them for Daddy.
620
00:41:31,534 --> 00:41:33,195
I ran them for him last night.
621
00:41:33,269 --> 00:41:37,137
I bet he wished he was there
when he saw you catch that fish.
622
00:41:37,707 --> 00:41:41,768
- Yes, I bet he did.
- We missed you so while you were gone.
623
00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,336
- Daddy and I.
- Did you?
624
00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:48,350
Yes. He finally had to take me to the zoo
to cheer me up.
625
00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:52,514
- A fine compliment to me.
- I didn't mean it that way, Mother.
626
00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:56,919
You're better than all the lions,
tigers and elephants in the whole world.
627
00:41:56,993 --> 00:42:00,656
- Bless you.
- I saw Mrs. Potter at the zoo that day.
628
00:42:00,730 --> 00:42:03,494
Who was she visiting with? The snakes?
629
00:42:03,566 --> 00:42:05,431
Actually she was.
630
00:42:05,868 --> 00:42:10,032
Mrs. Potter said she and Auntie Sylvia
would call you up that evening in Bermuda.
631
00:42:10,106 --> 00:42:13,803
- You didn't tell me they called you up.
- Didn't I?
632
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:16,540
They hadn't said anything worth reporting.
633
00:42:16,612 --> 00:42:20,742
- Mademoiselle is waiting, Mary.
- Bother. Goodbye, Grandma.
634
00:42:21,084 --> 00:42:24,417
I'll give you a lesson some day
with the camera.
635
00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:28,085
Mary, is that why
we hurried home ahead of time?
636
00:42:28,658 --> 00:42:29,784
Why, we hurried?
637
00:42:29,859 --> 00:42:33,317
Was it something those women said
to you when they called you up?
638
00:42:33,396 --> 00:42:38,356
Of course not. You're so suspicious.
I'm happy we came home when we did.
639
00:42:40,036 --> 00:42:43,528
Stephen has spent every evening with me
since I got back.
640
00:42:43,606 --> 00:42:46,666
- Are you really happy, dear?
- Divinely.
641
00:42:49,412 --> 00:42:51,277
Look me in the eye.
642
00:42:51,881 --> 00:42:55,339
- Now say it again.
- I'm divinely happy.
643
00:42:58,254 --> 00:43:01,690
Mrs. Potter called. She said
she'd see you at the fashion show.
644
00:43:01,757 --> 00:43:04,055
Will you put those things away?
645
00:43:04,127 --> 00:43:06,561
Come along this afternoon
and watch me splurge.
646
00:43:06,629 --> 00:43:09,427
And listen to Edith Potter?
I'd sooner have the itch.
647
00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:11,899
I'm afraid you don't
humor my friends enough.
648
00:43:11,968 --> 00:43:14,994
It's humoring some of them
not to cut their throats.
649
00:43:15,071 --> 00:43:19,098
Now that you're home again, promise me
that you'll stay in your own ivory tower...
650
00:43:19,175 --> 00:43:22,008
...and be very noncommittal
about yourself and Stephen.
651
00:43:22,078 --> 00:43:24,808
- They won't get a thing out of me.
- Good.
652
00:43:24,881 --> 00:43:26,644
Any more advice to the lovelorn?
653
00:43:26,716 --> 00:43:29,981
You mustn't kid Mother, dear.
I was married before you were born.
654
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,324
Mary, have one of these. They're delicious.
655
00:43:40,396 --> 00:43:42,887
Edith, don't tempt me.
I lost pounds in Bermuda.
656
00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:46,297
You are thin, darling.
I hope it's not from worry.
657
00:43:46,369 --> 00:43:48,633
No. The tropics are swell for the figure.
658
00:43:48,704 --> 00:43:51,798
- What did you wear there?
- Slacks, mostly. I got very sloppy.
659
00:43:51,874 --> 00:43:54,206
One always does, traveling alone.
660
00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:57,035
You ought to load up on clothes
for Stephen, dear.
661
00:43:57,113 --> 00:44:00,082
- Is he taking you out much?
- Yes, lots.
662
00:44:00,283 --> 00:44:03,377
- Come on, girls. Let's sit down.
- She can't take it.
663
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:07,121
Bonjour, Mesdames, Mesdemoiselles.
664
00:44:07,523 --> 00:44:09,787
It gives me pleasure to be your cicerone...
665
00:44:09,859 --> 00:44:12,794
...on our adventurous little voyage
into Fashionland.
666
00:44:12,862 --> 00:44:16,127
But today, ladies, as an innovation,
you'll see the models...
667
00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:18,793
...go through the rhythmic movement
of everyday life.
668
00:44:18,868 --> 00:44:21,428
You'll be able to study the flow
of the new line...
669
00:44:21,504 --> 00:44:25,941
...as it responds to the ever-changing flow
of the female form divine.
670
00:44:26,475 --> 00:44:29,376
Et maintenant,
a little peep into the coming season.
671
00:44:29,912 --> 00:44:32,312
And a glimpse of the future, too.
672
00:44:32,715 --> 00:44:34,649
Lumiere. Musique.
673
00:50:20,095 --> 00:50:22,154
Princess Mara, show here, please.
674
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,397
- Hello, Mary.
- Hello.
675
00:50:26,835 --> 00:50:29,497
You should have it, Mary.
You're just what it needs.
676
00:50:29,572 --> 00:50:32,939
It was Mrs. Potter who asked
for the dress, Princess.
677
00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:36,109
- I'm sorry.
- You'd sell a woman anything.
678
00:50:36,178 --> 00:50:39,375
Come here. Why don't you wear it right?
The cape goes up here.
679
00:50:39,448 --> 00:50:41,848
Stop mauling me.
What do you know about clothes?
680
00:50:41,917 --> 00:50:44,909
I'm not a model,
but nobody disputes how I wear clothes.
681
00:50:44,987 --> 00:50:46,545
You better apologize.
682
00:50:46,622 --> 00:50:49,056
It's professional jealousy.
They're good friends.
683
00:50:49,124 --> 00:50:52,491
Yes. She adores the Fowler family.
Particularly my husband.
684
00:50:52,595 --> 00:50:54,790
Are you accusing me
of flirting with Howard?
685
00:50:54,863 --> 00:50:58,560
No, but of trying to. I'd like to see
Howard bat an eye at another woman.
686
00:50:58,634 --> 00:51:01,068
I've seen him, and she's not bad either.
687
00:51:01,136 --> 00:51:03,502
- You little...
- Come on, Sylvia.
688
00:51:03,572 --> 00:51:05,540
Did you get her innuendo?
689
00:51:05,608 --> 00:51:08,736
I've always hated that creature.
The way she exploits her title.
690
00:51:08,811 --> 00:51:11,109
The one thing I'm sure of
is Howard Fowler.
691
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:13,910
- How do you do, Mrs. Fowler?
- Hello, my dear. Hey, you.
692
00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:15,712
I don't like that.
693
00:51:16,218 --> 00:51:18,652
Howard wants me to go on a world cruise.
694
00:51:18,721 --> 00:51:21,349
- Isn't that adorable?
- It's divine!
695
00:51:21,423 --> 00:51:24,688
- Don't tell me, but how much is it?
- $225.
696
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,591
- It is a nightgown, isn't it?
- Yes.
697
00:51:26,862 --> 00:51:30,195
- I'd be glad to wear it for an evening gown.
- Isn't she naive?
698
00:51:30,265 --> 00:51:31,960
Mary, you have to have it.
699
00:51:32,034 --> 00:51:35,060
If Stephen doesn't notice the nightgown,
he'll notice the bill.
700
00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:37,605
- Okay. I'll take it.
- I'll take that.
701
00:51:39,308 --> 00:51:44,075
I could use a few more gowns.
Imports with hand embroidery.
702
00:51:45,414 --> 00:51:47,882
- I'll get it back for you.
- Please don't bother.
703
00:51:47,950 --> 00:51:51,716
- Mary, how humiliating.
- I could die for you.
704
00:51:51,887 --> 00:51:54,981
What's the matter? I don't want it.
It's too expensive anyway.
705
00:51:55,057 --> 00:51:57,218
- You don't know who she is?
- No. Who?
706
00:51:57,292 --> 00:51:59,123
That's Crystal Allen.
707
00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,930
Yes, it's very nice.
708
00:52:08,604 --> 00:52:10,003
I'll take that, too.
709
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,433
Pretty, isn't she?
710
00:52:11,507 --> 00:52:15,466
But did you hear the brazen thing?
At $225, she could use a few more.
711
00:52:15,544 --> 00:52:20,038
- You won't stand by and let that...
- Sorry, girls. It's time for my fitting.
712
00:52:31,326 --> 00:52:35,092
I've been saving a good room for you,
Mrs. Haines. Right this way.
713
00:52:35,164 --> 00:52:38,031
I'll have your fitting sent down directly.
714
00:52:44,006 --> 00:52:46,440
- Right in here, please.
- Thank you.
715
00:52:52,047 --> 00:52:56,575
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.
716
00:52:57,753 --> 00:53:02,247
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.
717
00:53:03,926 --> 00:53:08,363
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.
718
00:53:08,564 --> 00:53:10,498
- Will you open a charge?
- Yes, please.
719
00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:14,093
- May I have the name?
- Crystal Allen, the Hotel Viceroy.
720
00:53:14,269 --> 00:53:17,636
May I have your other charges?
Saks? Bergdorf? Cartier?
721
00:53:17,706 --> 00:53:21,142
- I'll be opening those in a few days.
- Then, may I have your bank?
722
00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:23,542
I've no checking account either,
at the moment.
723
00:53:23,612 --> 00:53:26,172
I'm sorry, but we must have
one business reference.
724
00:53:26,248 --> 00:53:31,242
Certainly. Mr. Stephen Haines.
He's a very old friend of my family.
725
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:35,347
That will do.
Mrs. Haines is a very good client of ours.
726
00:53:38,227 --> 00:53:41,719
- By the way, I've never met Mrs. Haines.
- She's a dear.
727
00:53:41,897 --> 00:53:46,891
Yes, I'm sure, so I'd rather you didn't say
that I gave her husband as a reference.
728
00:53:47,536 --> 00:53:49,868
- Do you mind?
- Of course not, Miss Allen.
729
00:53:49,938 --> 00:53:52,964
- Thank you.
- We understand.
730
00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:56,134
- What do you mean, you understand?
- I mean...
731
00:53:56,211 --> 00:53:58,338
- Never mind.
- I hope you don't think l...
732
00:53:58,413 --> 00:53:59,971
No, it's quite all right.
733
00:54:01,416 --> 00:54:05,216
It's so dreadful living in a strange city
all alone.
734
00:54:05,287 --> 00:54:09,451
You have to be so careful not to do
anything people might misconstrue.
735
00:54:09,525 --> 00:54:11,516
I don't know Mrs. Haines yet...
736
00:54:11,593 --> 00:54:15,222
...and I'd hate to get off on the wrong foot
before I met her socially.
737
00:54:15,297 --> 00:54:18,357
Naturally. Women are funny
about little things like that.
738
00:54:18,433 --> 00:54:21,266
Wait. You know that blue jersey...
Unzip me, will you?
739
00:54:21,336 --> 00:54:24,237
That blue jersey you had
all drippy with embroidery?
740
00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:25,398
The blue negligee?
741
00:54:25,474 --> 00:54:27,339
- Will you bring that in?
- Certainly.
742
00:54:28,644 --> 00:54:32,671
- That really suits you, Mrs. Haines.
- Yes. It is nice, isn't it?
743
00:54:33,015 --> 00:54:35,882
- Is there something wrong?
- No. It's really charming.
744
00:54:35,951 --> 00:54:38,317
- May I come in?
- I'll get your hat, Mrs. Haines.
745
00:54:38,387 --> 00:54:39,752
Sit down, Sylvia.
746
00:54:40,022 --> 00:54:44,391
- Why don't you confide in me?
- Will you please stay out of my affairs?
747
00:54:44,459 --> 00:54:49,089
I won't. If you think I'll let you hide
your head in the sand, you're mistaken.
748
00:54:49,164 --> 00:54:52,133
You're the only one in New York
that doesn't know all about it.
749
00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:56,194
Howard says that Stephen
hasn't been seen in the club for weeks.
750
00:54:57,739 --> 00:54:59,570
Go away.
751
00:54:59,641 --> 00:55:03,737
Show that model to Miss Allen, there.
Your hat, Mrs. Haines.
752
00:55:06,849 --> 00:55:10,945
- Is that Crystal Allen across the hall?
- Yes, she's a new customer.
753
00:55:11,019 --> 00:55:12,111
Do you know her?
754
00:55:12,187 --> 00:55:15,486
- Has she a lot of money?
- She knows where to get a lot.
755
00:55:15,557 --> 00:55:18,219
She's buying everything she sees,
regardless.
756
00:55:18,293 --> 00:55:21,194
- Mrs. Haines, are you ill?
- No, just tired.
757
00:55:21,263 --> 00:55:22,924
You've been standing too long.
758
00:55:22,998 --> 00:55:25,466
- Go get her a glass of sherry.
- Surely.
759
00:55:26,134 --> 00:55:30,468
You'd feel so much better
if you talked this out with someone.
760
00:55:30,606 --> 00:55:33,439
Stephen's a worm,
spending money on a girl like that.
761
00:55:33,508 --> 00:55:34,839
Shut up.
762
00:55:35,077 --> 00:55:38,774
Do you like being made ridiculous
before all your friends? Don't be a fool.
763
00:55:38,847 --> 00:55:42,112
- Go in there.
- Go in there? I'm going home.
764
00:55:45,287 --> 00:55:47,983
Now's your chance to go there
and put an end to this.
765
00:55:48,056 --> 00:55:50,024
Go in and say a few quiet words.
766
00:55:50,092 --> 00:55:53,323
Tell her you'll make Stephen's life
a tornado until he gives her up.
767
00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:56,023
Look where she was six months ago
and where she's now.
768
00:55:56,098 --> 00:55:59,795
Will you please let me do what I want to
with my own life?
769
00:56:02,671 --> 00:56:05,868
She may be a perfectly marvelous influence
for your husband...
770
00:56:05,941 --> 00:56:08,739
...but she won't do your child any good.
771
00:56:10,345 --> 00:56:11,573
What do you mean?
772
00:56:11,647 --> 00:56:14,639
Far be it from me to tell you things
you don't care to hear.
773
00:56:14,716 --> 00:56:18,777
I've known this all along. Edith wanted me
to tell you when you were in Bermuda.
774
00:56:18,854 --> 00:56:20,515
But did I utter?
775
00:56:20,589 --> 00:56:23,114
What's this got to do with my child?
776
00:56:23,358 --> 00:56:25,724
It was while you were away.
Edith saw them.
777
00:56:25,794 --> 00:56:28,661
Stephen, that creature and Little Mary
lunching in the park.
778
00:56:28,730 --> 00:56:30,755
She said they were having a happy time.
779
00:56:30,832 --> 00:56:34,859
That beezle had her arm around Little Mary
and was kissing her between every bite.
780
00:56:34,937 --> 00:56:38,373
When I heard that,
I was positively heartsick, dear.
781
00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:42,410
But as you say, it's your affair, not mine.
782
00:56:42,844 --> 00:56:46,940
No doubt that girl will make
a fine step-mama for your daughter.
783
00:57:03,598 --> 00:57:04,895
Come in.
784
00:57:08,136 --> 00:57:10,866
- I beg your pardon.
- I am Mrs. Stephen Haines.
785
00:57:12,874 --> 00:57:16,674
- Sorry, but I don't think I know you.
- I believe it's my husband you know.
786
00:57:19,748 --> 00:57:23,149
- Stephen's told you.
- No, he's never mentioned you.
787
00:57:23,218 --> 00:57:26,085
- Here's the blue negligee you ordered.
- Stay out of here!
788
00:57:26,154 --> 00:57:28,714
But I've known about you for some time.
789
00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:32,351
That'll be news to Stephen.
Personally, I'm glad you know.
790
00:57:32,427 --> 00:57:35,794
I've kept still because I knew it wouldn't
take him long to get fed up.
791
00:57:35,864 --> 00:57:38,697
Don't lay any bets on that. I'm not you.
792
00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:41,463
You've been seeing my daughter.
That's why I came in.
793
00:57:41,536 --> 00:57:44,471
- I won't have you around my daughter.
- Don't get hysterical.
794
00:57:44,539 --> 00:57:47,702
What do I care about her?
I'm sick of hearing about her.
795
00:57:47,776 --> 00:57:49,869
You won't have to hear
about her anymore...
796
00:57:49,945 --> 00:57:53,938
...because you and my husband
aren't going on seeing each other.
797
00:57:54,149 --> 00:57:56,947
That's rather up to Stephen,
don't you think?
798
00:57:57,419 --> 00:58:00,650
Completely,
so you better start making other plans.
799
00:58:02,924 --> 00:58:05,358
I'm taking my marching orders
from Stephen.
800
00:58:05,794 --> 00:58:08,661
He seems to be satisfied
with this arrangement.
801
00:58:08,730 --> 00:58:12,928
Don't force any issues unless you want
to cause plenty of trouble.
802
00:58:14,536 --> 00:58:17,562
You've made it impossible for me
to do anything else.
803
00:58:17,639 --> 00:58:20,233
- You're very confident, aren't you?
- Yes.
804
00:58:20,308 --> 00:58:23,334
Because I know Stephen couldn't love
a girl like you.
805
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:26,040
If he couldn't, he's an awfully good actor.
806
00:58:26,782 --> 00:58:29,376
What have you got to kick about?
807
00:58:29,451 --> 00:58:33,217
You've got everything that matters.
The name, the position, the money.
808
00:58:34,322 --> 00:58:38,190
My husband's love happens to mean
more to me than those things.
809
00:58:38,693 --> 00:58:40,923
Can the sob stuff, Mrs. Haines.
810
00:58:40,996 --> 00:58:44,295
You noble wives and mothers
bore the brains out of me.
811
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,827
- I'll bet you bore your husbands, too.
- You're a hard one, aren't you?
812
00:58:48,904 --> 00:58:51,668
I can be soft on the right occasion.
813
00:58:52,741 --> 00:58:54,936
What did you expect me to do?
814
00:58:55,010 --> 00:58:57,945
Burst into tears,
and beg you to forgive me?
815
00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:01,109
Isn't that what you really came in here for?
816
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:04,778
Not after seeing you.
You're more typical than I dared hope.
817
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:08,581
Honey, that goes double. Get this.
818
00:59:08,890 --> 00:59:12,986
I'd break up your snug little roost if I could,
but I don't stand a chance.
819
00:59:13,061 --> 00:59:16,087
Don't think it's because your husband
isn't crazy about me.
820
00:59:16,164 --> 00:59:21,158
It's because he lets old-fashioned
sentiment put the Indian sign on him.
821
00:59:21,436 --> 00:59:24,599
I'm glad you understand the strength
of sentiment, Miss Allen...
822
00:59:24,673 --> 00:59:28,040
...because its beauty is something
you'll never know.
823
00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:34,176
This happens to be my room, Mrs. Haines.
824
00:59:34,749 --> 00:59:38,879
It's yours, yes, for the time being,
like everything else you've got.
825
00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:42,082
May I suggest, if you're dressing
to please Stephen, not that one.
826
00:59:42,157 --> 00:59:44,387
He doesn't like such obvious effects.
827
00:59:44,459 --> 00:59:49,396
Thanks for the tip. But when anything
I wear doesn't please him, I take it off.
828
00:59:57,105 --> 01:00:00,006
That's what she calls
meeting Mrs. Haines socially.
829
01:00:00,075 --> 01:00:04,034
- I feel sorry for Mrs. Haines. She's so nice.
- She should've kept her mouth shut.
830
01:00:04,112 --> 01:00:06,979
- Now she's in the soup.
- Allen's smart.
831
01:00:07,048 --> 01:00:09,915
She's fixed it so anything Mr. Haines says
will sound wrong.
832
01:00:09,985 --> 01:00:13,216
- She'll get him, sure.
- Look at that chassis. She's got him now.
833
01:00:13,288 --> 01:00:16,155
You can't trust any man.
That's all they want.
834
01:00:16,224 --> 01:00:18,454
What else have we got to give?
835
01:00:19,794 --> 01:00:23,491
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.
836
01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:27,764
Ready? Up, over, up, down.
837
01:00:29,371 --> 01:00:30,531
Up, stretch, up, together.
838
01:00:40,448 --> 01:00:43,645
My sympathies are with Mrs. Haines.
They always are with the woman.
839
01:00:43,718 --> 01:00:46,881
She's been stupid about it.
She walked in and faced the creature.
840
01:00:46,988 --> 01:00:49,548
I begged her not to,
"Mary, where's your dignity?"
841
01:00:49,624 --> 01:00:51,956
- My scars!
- Very good for adhesions. Up!
842
01:00:52,093 --> 01:00:54,118
No more "up." This has got me down.
843
01:00:54,196 --> 01:00:56,960
Rest a moment and relax your diaphragm,
if you can.
844
01:00:57,032 --> 01:01:00,866
If only she'd decide to get a divorce.
It's hard on her friends not knowing.
845
01:01:00,936 --> 01:01:03,837
- You can't ask them anywhere.
- On your side.
846
01:01:04,239 --> 01:01:05,433
Ready? Up, down.
847
01:01:05,507 --> 01:01:08,135
For her daughter's sake,
she has to hang on. I would.
848
01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:09,234
Watch your knees!
849
01:01:09,311 --> 01:01:12,906
She should not have told him.
When a man's into that, he needs time.
850
01:01:12,981 --> 01:01:14,005
Thigh in!
851
01:01:14,082 --> 01:01:16,243
- She never listens to us.
- How doesn't she?
852
01:01:16,318 --> 01:01:20,277
Whatever she wants to do is okay by me.
I've got to be loyal to Mrs. Haines.
853
01:01:20,355 --> 01:01:23,188
I'm simply exhausted.
854
01:01:23,858 --> 01:01:27,089
Suppose you try something simpler,
like crawling up the wall.
855
01:01:27,162 --> 01:01:29,221
What I go through to keep my figure.
856
01:01:29,297 --> 01:01:31,891
Do I see red when some
fat, lazy, dinner partner says:
857
01:01:31,967 --> 01:01:34,902
"What do you do with yourself
all day, Mrs. Fowler?"
858
01:01:35,971 --> 01:01:40,169
Arms flat. Crawl slowly up the wall.
859
01:01:40,709 --> 01:01:43,143
They way you say that
makes me feel like vermin.
860
01:01:43,211 --> 01:01:46,203
That shouldn't take much effort.
I mean crawling up the wall.
861
01:01:46,281 --> 01:01:49,045
- Hello, Sylvia.
- You're late again, after all I've done.
862
01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:54,552
Please! Let's begin with posture.
863
01:01:55,190 --> 01:01:59,684
- A lady always enters a room erect.
- Lots of my friends exit horizontally.
864
01:02:00,228 --> 01:02:02,526
Knees apart, sit on the wall.
865
01:02:02,964 --> 01:02:05,899
Relax. Roll slowly up the wall...
866
01:02:05,967 --> 01:02:08,834
...pressing each vertebrae
as hard as you can.
867
01:02:08,903 --> 01:02:10,734
Shoulders back. Heads back.
868
01:02:10,839 --> 01:02:13,330
Mrs. Fowler, lift yourself behind the ears.
869
01:02:13,408 --> 01:02:15,706
Now, chin up, elbows bent.
870
01:02:15,777 --> 01:02:16,903
Up on your toes.
871
01:02:16,978 --> 01:02:19,503
Arms out,
shove with the small of your back.
872
01:02:19,581 --> 01:02:23,415
- John's furious that you're paying.
- He ought to be darn glad he's not.
873
01:02:23,485 --> 01:02:25,453
You're still giving him your income?
874
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,182
He's so proud,
he resents taking that tiny amount.
875
01:02:28,256 --> 01:02:31,384
- He resents it because there isn't more.
- Tuck under, please.
876
01:02:31,459 --> 01:02:34,223
You don't understand,
he's so clever but makes so little.
877
01:02:34,296 --> 01:02:38,357
You should hang on to your income.
It's a married woman's only protection.
878
01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:40,333
Are you as you were
when you left the wall?
879
01:02:40,402 --> 01:02:42,893
- I am.
- No, Mrs. Fowler, you're not.
880
01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:46,099
Not this, that. Try it, please.
881
01:02:48,443 --> 01:02:50,775
That's better. Relax on the mat.
882
01:02:53,048 --> 01:02:54,208
Ready?
883
01:02:54,349 --> 01:02:55,611
One, two.
884
01:03:00,055 --> 01:03:02,922
Bend, stretch, you know. Ready?
885
01:03:02,991 --> 01:03:06,654
Bend, stretch, bend, down.
Plenty of pull on the hamstrings, please.
886
01:03:06,761 --> 01:03:08,126
Sylvia! Hello, Peggy!
887
01:03:08,196 --> 01:03:10,562
- What are you doing here?
- I'm having a facial.
888
01:03:10,632 --> 01:03:12,691
Darling, I've done the most awful thing.
889
01:03:12,767 --> 01:03:14,701
We're in the middle of our exercises.
890
01:03:14,769 --> 01:03:18,466
Go tell them I want my paraffin bath.
I'm simply exhausted.
891
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,269
You've hardly moved a muscle.
892
01:03:20,342 --> 01:03:24,438
- Who's carcass is this, yours or mine?
- It's yours, but I'm paid to exercise it.
893
01:03:24,879 --> 01:03:27,746
- You talk like a horse trainer.
- You're getting warm!
894
01:03:28,616 --> 01:03:30,311
- How do you like...
- What?
895
01:03:30,385 --> 01:03:32,945
Darling, I've just done
the most ghastly thing.
896
01:03:33,021 --> 01:03:34,283
Move over, will you?
897
01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:38,486
It wasn't until I got here during my facial...
I could bite my tongue off...
898
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,686
Edith, what is it?
899
01:03:39,761 --> 01:03:41,319
I ate with Dolly Dupuyster...
900
01:03:41,396 --> 01:03:45,332
You forgot she's writing a gossip column,
and you told her something about me.
901
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,095
You know I never give you away.
902
01:03:47,168 --> 01:03:49,728
- I told her about Stephen and Mary.
- Oh, that!
903
01:03:49,804 --> 01:03:53,763
- It wasn't until I got here...
- It'll be in all the dreadful scandal sheets!
904
01:03:53,842 --> 01:03:57,744
I know! I've been racking my brains
to try and remember what it was I said.
905
01:03:57,812 --> 01:04:02,681
I said that Mary went into the fitting room
and yanked the coat off the Allen girl.
906
01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:04,082
You didn't!
907
01:04:04,152 --> 01:04:08,680
I don't know if I said ermine or sable coat,
but I said she gave her an awful smack!
908
01:04:09,424 --> 01:04:10,948
That's what Sylvia told me.
909
01:04:11,025 --> 01:04:12,424
- I didn't.
- You did, too.
910
01:04:12,494 --> 01:04:15,088
I didn't expect you'd tell it
to some cheap reporter.
911
01:04:15,163 --> 01:04:17,688
It doesn't matter.
The divorce is practically settled.
912
01:04:17,766 --> 01:04:19,666
- Who said so?
- You did!
913
01:04:19,734 --> 01:04:24,569
I said, "She can't broadcast her affairs
without them appearing in the scandals."
914
01:04:24,639 --> 01:04:26,504
- She didn't broadcast them.
- Who did?
915
01:04:26,574 --> 01:04:28,667
You made it perfectly impossible for Mary.
916
01:04:28,743 --> 01:04:31,177
That's the sort of talk
that mixes everything all up.
917
01:04:31,246 --> 01:04:33,077
The paraffin bath is ready now.
918
01:04:33,148 --> 01:04:36,208
Don't worry,
I'll give Dupuyster a ring. I'll fix it.
919
01:04:36,284 --> 01:04:37,342
How?
920
01:04:37,452 --> 01:04:40,080
- I'll say you were lying.
- You'll do no such thing!
921
01:04:40,155 --> 01:04:43,022
Then let the story ride.
It'll be forgotten in the morning.
922
01:04:43,091 --> 01:04:46,390
Remember what they wrote about that girl
who jumped out the window?
923
01:04:46,461 --> 01:04:49,453
See, I can't even remember her name.
So who cares?
924
01:04:49,964 --> 01:04:53,195
- Mrs. Potter, you come right back!
- This is like a boarding school.
925
01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:56,362
- It's such a waste of money.
- Relaxing is part of my facial.
926
01:04:56,438 --> 01:05:00,340
Then you should relax completely
Mrs. Potter, from the chin up.
927
01:05:00,408 --> 01:05:02,933
Honestly, the class feeling
you run into nowadays.
928
01:05:03,011 --> 01:05:05,241
I'm so sick of creatures who insult you.
929
01:05:05,313 --> 01:05:09,044
Sylvia is a perfectly dreadful woman
and I'm going to tell her so!
930
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:12,985
She can't help it. It's her tough luck
that she wasn't born deaf and dumb.
931
01:05:13,054 --> 01:05:16,785
Take a tip from me.
Keep out of other women's troubles.
932
01:05:16,858 --> 01:05:19,656
I've never had a fight
with a girlfriend in my life.
933
01:05:19,727 --> 01:05:23,094
I see no evil, I hear no evil, I speak no evil.
934
01:05:37,979 --> 01:05:41,540
Your idea of love and mine
are slightly different, Stephen!
935
01:05:41,983 --> 01:05:45,282
I don't like being one of a group,
even if I am first!
936
01:05:50,091 --> 01:05:53,026
Stephen, we can't go on like this.
937
01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:00,527
What's happened?
938
01:06:03,137 --> 01:06:05,435
It's come. They're having a showdown.
939
01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:08,806
- What's happened?
- Give me a cup of coffee and I'll tell you.
940
01:06:08,877 --> 01:06:12,005
She said that he's put her
in an impossible situation.
941
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,743
People point at her in the street
because of the picture in the papers.
942
01:06:15,817 --> 01:06:17,011
Ain't it the truth!
943
01:06:17,085 --> 01:06:19,918
He blames it on her girlfriends
for spilling it all.
944
01:06:19,988 --> 01:06:22,388
That ain't far from wrong, either.
945
01:06:22,624 --> 01:06:25,991
- Makes you lose your faith in marriage.
- Whose faith in marriage?
946
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:29,188
- Don't you believe in marriage?
- Sure I do, for women.
947
01:06:29,264 --> 01:06:31,459
But it's the sons of Adam
they have to marry.
948
01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:33,091
What else did they say?
949
01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:36,364
Mr. Haines says,
"I told you I'd give her up and I did.
950
01:06:36,437 --> 01:06:38,701
"And I was a swine about the way I did it."
951
01:06:38,773 --> 01:06:40,297
How do you think he did it?
952
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:42,673
Maybe he said,
"Scram, the wife is on to us."
953
01:06:42,744 --> 01:06:46,578
She seemed hurt by him saying
he was a swine the way he gave her up.
954
01:06:46,648 --> 01:06:49,947
So she says very quiet,
"Would you like to go back to her?"
955
01:06:50,018 --> 01:06:51,883
Did he lie in his teeth to that one?
956
01:06:51,953 --> 01:06:54,444
The way he said he wouldn't,
I kind of believed him.
957
01:06:54,522 --> 01:06:58,618
She said, "You should really make
your manner more convincing, Stephen."
958
01:06:58,693 --> 01:07:01,662
Then she tried to laugh,
but it didn't come off very well.
959
01:07:01,729 --> 01:07:04,459
And he says,
"Aren't you ever going to trust me again?"
960
01:07:04,532 --> 01:07:05,863
I hope she said, "No."
961
01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:09,392
You can't trust none of them
no further than I can kick this lemon pie.
962
01:07:09,470 --> 01:07:12,667
No, he said this girl was really a good girl.
963
01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:16,642
That's why he feels he owes her.
She wouldn't take nothing for months.
964
01:07:16,711 --> 01:07:19,839
That one's a clever one.
She'd have to be to get Mr. Haines.
965
01:07:19,914 --> 01:07:22,041
That's what the madam said. She said:
966
01:07:22,116 --> 01:07:26,018
"Stephen, can't you see the girl is only
interested in you for your money?"
967
01:07:26,087 --> 01:07:27,554
That made him sore.
968
01:07:27,622 --> 01:07:31,217
A man hates to be told no woman
but his wife is fool enough to love him.
969
01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:34,489
She brought up him taking Little Mary
to lunch with that creature.
970
01:07:34,562 --> 01:07:38,362
He said she happened to be passing by
as he and Little Mary were taking lunch.
971
01:07:38,433 --> 01:07:40,993
- That's a laugh.
- That's the way she took it.
972
01:07:41,069 --> 01:07:43,333
Then they both got mad.
He started telling her...
973
01:07:43,404 --> 01:07:47,033
...what a good husband he'd been and
how hard he'd worked for her and Mary.
974
01:07:47,108 --> 01:07:51,044
She kept interrupting, saying that
she wasn't such a washout herself.
975
01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:55,014
Anybody that's ever been married
knows that line backwards and forwards.
976
01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:57,551
Then somewhere in there, he starts saying:
977
01:07:57,652 --> 01:08:01,213
"Mary, I may have been a heel,
but you've always been first with me."
978
01:08:01,289 --> 01:08:04,349
First! Don't that sound like a husband!
979
01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:08,122
That's what she thought, I guess.
Because she said kind of hysterical:
980
01:08:08,196 --> 01:08:11,962
"Stephen, I don't go for being one
of a group, even if I am first."
981
01:08:12,033 --> 01:08:14,297
That gets him kind of sore and he says:
982
01:08:14,369 --> 01:08:18,100
"I don't ask you to be fair to me,
but please remember we have a child...
983
01:08:18,172 --> 01:08:21,539
"...and we do owe her something."
That's when she really blew up.
984
01:08:21,609 --> 01:08:25,636
No woman wants to be told she's being
kept on just to run a kindergarten.
985
01:08:25,713 --> 01:08:28,079
Finally it got to him saying:
986
01:08:28,149 --> 01:08:30,617
"You've known about us for weeks...
987
01:08:30,685 --> 01:08:33,313
"...why did you wait until now
to make a fool of me?"
988
01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:34,980
As if he needed her help!
989
01:08:35,056 --> 01:08:40,050
Then she says suddenly in a low voice,
"We can't go on like this."
990
01:08:40,294 --> 01:08:43,422
And he says, "You're right, we can't."
991
01:08:43,731 --> 01:08:45,631
You're quite an actress, ain't you?
992
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:48,225
My boyfriend says I got eyes
like Jeanette McDonald's.
993
01:08:48,302 --> 01:08:50,065
Did he say anything about your legs?
994
01:08:50,138 --> 01:08:53,073
- How did it all end?
- It ain't ended. They're still at it.
995
01:08:53,141 --> 01:08:54,972
Then what are you doing down here?
996
01:08:55,043 --> 01:08:58,501
Get back there and see who's ahead.
We may be out of our jobs tomorrow.
997
01:09:17,598 --> 01:09:20,032
- Well?
- I want some more coffee. I'm done in.
998
01:09:20,101 --> 01:09:22,296
Relax and tell me everything
that happened.
999
01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:24,634
When I got there, the first thing I heard...
1000
01:09:24,706 --> 01:09:27,470
...was the madam saying,
"I want a divorce."
1001
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,531
Abdicating!
1002
01:09:28,609 --> 01:09:30,702
You could have knocked him down
with a feather.
1003
01:09:30,778 --> 01:09:33,338
I'd like to knock him down with this.
What did he say?
1004
01:09:33,414 --> 01:09:37,111
He said he didn't blame her,
but he wished she'd think things over.
1005
01:09:37,185 --> 01:09:41,144
He said she should go to bed
and he was going out for some fresh air.
1006
01:09:41,222 --> 01:09:43,554
- The old hat trick!
- And she says, "Fresh air!"
1007
01:09:43,624 --> 01:09:47,560
"Is the air fresher in the Viceroy Hotel?"
That's where the girl lives.
1008
01:09:47,628 --> 01:09:51,962
He says, "You never want to see me again
and then I can't even go out for air."
1009
01:09:52,033 --> 01:09:55,366
You shouldn't let them out without a leash.
What happened then?
1010
01:09:55,436 --> 01:09:58,200
Nothing for a time,
he just kept walking up and down.
1011
01:09:58,272 --> 01:09:59,637
He was thinking.
1012
01:09:59,707 --> 01:10:02,369
Then he said he was going out,
so I got ready to scoot.
1013
01:10:02,443 --> 01:10:06,038
I heard her call, "Stephen!"
And he stops on the landing and she says:
1014
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:08,947
"Don't slam the front door,
the servants might hear."
1015
01:10:09,016 --> 01:10:10,608
So I came down here.
1016
01:10:10,685 --> 01:10:12,880
I feel so sad for her.
1017
01:10:13,087 --> 01:10:16,318
- Do you think they're going to break up?
- I don't know.
1018
01:10:16,390 --> 01:10:20,349
The first man that can explain
how he can be in love with his wife...
1019
01:10:20,428 --> 01:10:24,990
...and another woman, is going to win
that prize they give out in Sweden.
1020
01:11:00,601 --> 01:11:03,263
- Here are some books you can put in.
- Yes, ma'am.
1021
01:11:03,337 --> 01:11:05,931
Mr. Haines won't want that old thing.
1022
01:11:09,343 --> 01:11:12,073
- It's none of my business.
- Mrs. Haines.
1023
01:11:14,648 --> 01:11:16,513
Put this in, too, will you?
1024
01:11:18,118 --> 01:11:19,517
The train leaves in an hour.
1025
01:11:19,587 --> 01:11:22,317
Give yourself plenty of time.
The traffic is maddening.
1026
01:11:22,389 --> 01:11:23,720
Yes, Mother.
1027
01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:28,617
Stephen's secretary is bringing around
more papers for me to sign.
1028
01:11:28,696 --> 01:11:30,926
I never knew there could be so many.
1029
01:11:30,998 --> 01:11:32,932
You've shown everything to your lawyers?
1030
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,332
They keep telling me
I'm getting a raw deal.
1031
01:11:36,337 --> 01:11:38,703
It isn't true.
Stephen's been very generous.
1032
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:41,935
I'm sure he has.
You're both making a terrible mistake.
1033
01:11:42,009 --> 01:11:44,477
- Please, Mother.
- You and Stephen have a child.
1034
01:11:44,545 --> 01:11:46,945
What good will it do her...
1035
01:11:47,014 --> 01:11:51,007
...to be brought up in a house
full of quarreling and suspicion?
1036
01:11:52,419 --> 01:11:54,387
She'll be better off with just me.
1037
01:11:54,455 --> 01:11:57,822
No, she won't. A child needs both
its parents in one home.
1038
01:11:57,892 --> 01:11:59,018
What's the use?
1039
01:11:59,093 --> 01:12:02,256
Every argument just keeps
going around in circles.
1040
01:12:03,330 --> 01:12:06,060
Besides, it's too late now.
1041
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:08,996
No. It's never too late
when you love someone.
1042
01:12:09,069 --> 01:12:12,038
Call this off.
Stephen doesn't want a divorce.
1043
01:12:12,106 --> 01:12:15,371
- Why doesn't he fight me on it, then?
- He's not the fighting kind!
1044
01:12:15,442 --> 01:12:18,104
- Neither am I.
- Blast these modern laws!
1045
01:12:18,178 --> 01:12:22,239
50 years ago, women couldn't get divorces
and made the best of situations like this.
1046
01:12:22,316 --> 01:12:26,582
Sometimes, out of situations like this,
they made very good things indeed.
1047
01:12:26,654 --> 01:12:29,555
- Mr. Haines' secretary, ma'am.
- I'll see her in a few minutes.
1048
01:12:29,623 --> 01:12:33,115
Bathe your eyes. You don't want that
adding machine to see you like this.
1049
01:12:33,193 --> 01:12:35,218
Remember, you have to tell Little Mary.
1050
01:12:35,296 --> 01:12:38,629
Yes, I'm going to
but I've been putting it off because...
1051
01:12:38,699 --> 01:12:43,329
You're hoping that a miracle will keep you
from making a mess of your life.
1052
01:12:48,776 --> 01:12:52,109
Did you ever think
that Stephen might marry that girl?
1053
01:12:58,152 --> 01:12:59,210
No.
1054
01:13:01,322 --> 01:13:04,348
- He wouldn't do that.
- What makes you so sure?
1055
01:13:07,962 --> 01:13:11,295
Because Stephen, deep down,
still loves me.
1056
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:16,326
But he won't find it out
until I've gone away.
1057
01:13:20,608 --> 01:13:24,669
Make Mary write to me
in Reno at least once a week, will you?
1058
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,710
And don't spoil her too much.
1059
01:13:28,949 --> 01:13:32,578
Spoil her? You'd think
I never raised children of my own.
1060
01:13:36,390 --> 01:13:39,223
Good afternoon.
This is Miss Trimmerback from the office.
1061
01:13:39,293 --> 01:13:41,227
- She's a notary.
- How do you do?
1062
01:13:41,295 --> 01:13:43,456
I brought the inventories of the furniture.
1063
01:13:43,530 --> 01:13:47,694
Mr. Haines wants to know
if he can have the portrait of Little Mary.
1064
01:13:48,369 --> 01:13:51,167
- Yes, but it's in storage.
- This will get it out.
1065
01:13:51,238 --> 01:13:52,671
Sign here.
1066
01:13:54,508 --> 01:13:56,840
The cook's letter of reference.
1067
01:13:57,011 --> 01:13:58,444
Sign here.
1068
01:13:59,113 --> 01:14:01,604
The insurance papers. Sign here.
1069
01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:05,950
Transfer papers on the car.
What do you want done with it?
1070
01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:08,147
- I don't know.
- I'll find a garage.
1071
01:14:08,222 --> 01:14:11,316
Do you care to rent this apartment,
Mrs. Haines?
1072
01:14:12,059 --> 01:14:13,924
I thought of taking a smaller one.
1073
01:14:13,994 --> 01:14:18,090
This will give us power of attorney
until you return. Sign here.
1074
01:14:18,165 --> 01:14:21,726
Your husband took the privilege
of drawing you a new will.
1075
01:14:22,636 --> 01:14:24,001
I'd really...
1076
01:14:24,071 --> 01:14:27,234
It's to your advantage, not his.
This will cuts off Mr. Haines.
1077
01:14:27,307 --> 01:14:29,502
Your attorneys
overlooked that small detail.
1078
01:14:29,576 --> 01:14:32,568
We'll need three witnesses.
Your maid will do.
1079
01:14:32,746 --> 01:14:35,647
Jane, will you witness this? It's my will.
1080
01:14:35,716 --> 01:14:37,809
- Mrs. Haines!
- Sign here.
1081
01:14:39,286 --> 01:14:42,414
You can always make changes
in the event of your remarriage.
1082
01:14:42,489 --> 01:14:46,255
Don't hesitate to let me know
if there's anything I can ever do for you.
1083
01:14:46,326 --> 01:14:48,260
There'll be nothing, Miss Watts.
1084
01:14:48,328 --> 01:14:50,922
There are always tag ends to a divorce,
Mrs. Haines.
1085
01:14:50,998 --> 01:14:55,492
You know how Mr. Haines hates to be
bothered with inconsequential details.
1086
01:14:55,569 --> 01:14:58,663
Good afternoon, Mrs. Haines.
A pleasant journey to you.
1087
01:14:58,739 --> 01:14:59,967
Goodbye.
1088
01:15:00,174 --> 01:15:02,039
Goodbye, Mrs. Haines.
1089
01:15:02,509 --> 01:15:04,568
I wish you weren't going.
1090
01:15:04,812 --> 01:15:06,279
Thank you.
1091
01:15:07,247 --> 01:15:10,273
Mr. Haines said
to give these to you, ma'am.
1092
01:15:39,079 --> 01:15:41,274
- Mother, where are you?
- Here, dear.
1093
01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:45,510
- All set, dear?
- Yes. All set.
1094
01:15:46,954 --> 01:15:50,856
Mary, Mother would like to have
a talk with you before she goes.
1095
01:15:50,924 --> 01:15:52,653
I'll wait for you.
1096
01:15:56,530 --> 01:15:58,498
- Mary?
- Yes, Mother?
1097
01:16:08,075 --> 01:16:11,841
- Have I done something wrong?
- No, darling.
1098
01:16:14,414 --> 01:16:15,938
Sit down, dear.
1099
01:16:23,824 --> 01:16:26,054
You know Daddy
has been gone for some time.
1100
01:16:27,127 --> 01:16:28,685
A whole month.
1101
01:16:29,663 --> 01:16:31,961
- Shall I tell you why?
- Why?
1102
01:16:37,671 --> 01:16:41,198
You know when a man and woman
fall in love, what they do, don't you?
1103
01:16:41,275 --> 01:16:42,799
They kiss a lot.
1104
01:16:43,210 --> 01:16:46,941
- They get married.
- Yes, and then they have little children.
1105
01:16:47,414 --> 01:16:51,851
Sometimes married people
don't stay in love.
1106
01:16:52,553 --> 01:16:54,111
What, Mother?
1107
01:16:54,388 --> 01:16:57,255
A husband and a wife fall out of love.
1108
01:16:57,457 --> 01:16:59,254
Why do they do that?
1109
01:17:00,027 --> 01:17:02,325
I don't know, but they do.
1110
01:17:02,396 --> 01:17:06,833
And when they do,
they get un-married. You see?
1111
01:17:07,067 --> 01:17:08,125
No.
1112
01:17:10,003 --> 01:17:11,800
They do. That's all.
1113
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,567
They get what is called a divorce.
1114
01:17:16,076 --> 01:17:17,304
Do they?
1115
01:17:18,378 --> 01:17:20,903
- You don't know what a divorce is?
- Yes, I do.
1116
01:17:20,981 --> 01:17:24,178
Lots of my friends have
mommies and daddies who are divorced.
1117
01:17:24,251 --> 01:17:27,220
You know I love you very much, don't you?
1118
01:17:27,788 --> 01:17:29,187
Of course.
1119
01:17:32,492 --> 01:17:36,929
So you see, Daddy and Mommy
are going to get a divorce.
1120
01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:40,963
That's why I'm going away.
1121
01:17:42,469 --> 01:17:44,164
That's why I...
1122
01:17:50,377 --> 01:17:54,177
Darling, I can't explain quite, but...
1123
01:17:55,449 --> 01:17:58,748
...when you're older,
I know you'll understand...
1124
01:17:58,819 --> 01:18:01,344
...and you'll forgive me. You will.
1125
01:18:02,055 --> 01:18:03,147
Baby...
1126
01:18:04,391 --> 01:18:06,222
...look at me, please.
1127
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,265
I am looking at you.
1128
01:18:16,570 --> 01:18:18,868
Doesn't Daddy love you anymore?
1129
01:18:20,974 --> 01:18:22,805
No, dear, he doesn't.
1130
01:18:23,510 --> 01:18:25,273
Don't you love him?
1131
01:18:26,947 --> 01:18:29,916
I... No, Mary.
1132
01:18:30,450 --> 01:18:33,510
- Mother, why?
- I don't know, but it isn't Daddy's fault.
1133
01:18:33,587 --> 01:18:36,112
Or it isn't Mommy's fault. It's just...
1134
01:18:36,256 --> 01:18:39,714
But I thought when you loved somebody...
1135
01:18:40,294 --> 01:18:43,024
...you loved them until the day you die.
1136
01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:46,458
With children, yes.
But grownups are different.
1137
01:18:46,533 --> 01:18:48,558
They can fall out of love.
1138
01:18:49,036 --> 01:18:52,699
I won't fall out of love with you and Daddy
when I grow up.
1139
01:18:52,773 --> 01:18:54,638
Will you fall out of love with me?
1140
01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:57,905
No, darling. Never!
But that's different, too.
1141
01:18:57,978 --> 01:19:01,937
- But I don't see how!
- You'll have to take my word for it, baby.
1142
01:19:02,015 --> 01:19:06,145
The divorce has nothing to do
with our love for you. Don't you see?
1143
01:19:06,219 --> 01:19:07,584
But if you and Daddy...
1144
01:19:07,654 --> 01:19:10,452
Darling, I can explain it better
on the way to the train.
1145
01:19:10,524 --> 01:19:13,118
We'll go alone in the car. Shall we?
1146
01:19:13,460 --> 01:19:16,793
If you and Daddy
are going to get a divorce...
1147
01:19:17,698 --> 01:19:20,997
...which one won't I see again,
Daddy or you?
1148
01:19:21,601 --> 01:19:23,626
You'll live with me, Mary.
1149
01:19:24,705 --> 01:19:27,401
That's what happens
when people get divorced.
1150
01:19:27,474 --> 01:19:29,999
Children must go with their mothers.
1151
01:19:30,210 --> 01:19:32,610
But you'll see Daddy often, dear.
1152
01:19:35,549 --> 01:19:36,948
Come along, darling.
1153
01:19:37,017 --> 01:19:39,952
- Please wait for me in the car.
- Why?
1154
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:42,611
I have to wash my hands.
1155
01:19:59,639 --> 01:20:01,903
Please, Mother!
1156
01:20:02,476 --> 01:20:04,842
Daddy, darling!
1157
01:20:05,512 --> 01:20:09,573
Why don't you do something?
Do something, Mother dear!
1158
01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:11,816
Do something!
1159
01:20:27,634 --> 01:20:30,194
Please, darling, don't. You mustn't.
1160
01:20:30,270 --> 01:20:34,172
Who'd have thought
that I'd be going to Reno, too?
1161
01:20:34,241 --> 01:20:35,435
I know.
1162
01:20:36,176 --> 01:20:37,165
Come in.
1163
01:20:37,244 --> 01:20:40,111
- Is you the lady that needs the toothbrush?
- Yes.
1164
01:20:40,881 --> 01:20:43,714
You made up your mind
to come on this trip in a hurry?
1165
01:20:43,784 --> 01:20:45,547
- Yes.
- I thought you did.
1166
01:20:45,619 --> 01:20:47,780
The porter will be
making your room up next.
1167
01:20:47,854 --> 01:20:49,116
Thank you.
1168
01:20:51,525 --> 01:20:53,516
Did you hear from Stephen?
1169
01:20:53,693 --> 01:20:57,185
This? No, that's from an old beau.
1170
01:20:58,865 --> 01:21:01,800
You'll be having lots of beaus now,
won't you?
1171
01:21:03,003 --> 01:21:05,972
I won't. I'll never look at another man.
1172
01:21:06,373 --> 01:21:09,240
When I think of the things he said to me!
My Johnny!
1173
01:21:09,309 --> 01:21:11,504
He wouldn't let me buy a car
with my money.
1174
01:21:11,578 --> 01:21:14,274
Just because he couldn't afford one,
I can't have one!
1175
01:21:14,347 --> 01:21:16,406
- He wants me to be a slave!
- No, he doesn't.
1176
01:21:16,483 --> 01:21:17,973
Yes, he does!
1177
01:21:18,118 --> 01:21:21,178
The only protection I have
is my own little income.
1178
01:21:21,254 --> 01:21:24,485
- Sounds like Sylvia.
- This time she's right.
1179
01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:28,891
If I couldn't have caught
this train to be with you...
1180
01:21:29,196 --> 01:21:31,926
...l'd have jumped right in front of it!
1181
01:21:32,566 --> 01:21:35,296
That would have been quite a feat, dear.
1182
01:21:36,536 --> 01:21:38,197
I'm such a fool.
1183
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,637
Maybe Johnny is right.
1184
01:21:43,310 --> 01:21:45,938
Stop it. You'll have me crying, too.
1185
01:21:49,683 --> 01:21:50,707
Yes, dear.
1186
01:21:50,784 --> 01:21:52,376
Listen to the wheels.
1187
01:21:52,686 --> 01:21:55,985
- Do they seem to be saying anything?
- No.
1188
01:21:56,456 --> 01:22:02,861
Don't they seem to be saying, "Go back"?
1189
01:22:03,396 --> 01:22:05,626
Why don't you go back to him?
1190
01:22:05,699 --> 01:22:09,191
I can't. After all, I have my pride.
1191
01:22:12,772 --> 01:22:14,069
I know.
1192
01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:19,304
- You better get some sleep, dear.
- All right. I'll see you in the morning.
1193
01:22:22,149 --> 01:22:25,118
- Lf you can't sleep, dear, send for me.
- I will.
1194
01:22:25,185 --> 01:22:26,277
Good night.
1195
01:22:26,353 --> 01:22:29,379
- Porter's ready now, Mrs. Haines.
- Thank you.
1196
01:22:33,793 --> 01:22:34,885
What, darling?
1197
01:22:34,961 --> 01:22:38,158
- Mommy, will Daddy come to Reno?
- No, darling.
1198
01:22:38,231 --> 01:22:41,166
- Mommy, where is Daddy?
- I don't know and I don't care.
1199
01:22:41,234 --> 01:22:43,828
In the future,
please refer to him as "That Heel"!
1200
01:22:47,274 --> 01:22:49,242
Ch�rie, won't you join me
in some champagne?
1201
01:22:51,711 --> 01:22:53,269
Why, yes.
1202
01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:56,881
You look so d�sol�e,
sitting there all by yourself.
1203
01:22:56,950 --> 01:22:58,884
- Did I?
- I'm the Countess De Lave.
1204
01:22:58,952 --> 01:23:01,352
Of course,
I've seen your pictures in the paper.
1205
01:23:01,421 --> 01:23:04,515
- And I've seen yours, too.
- I'm Mrs. Stephen Haines.
1206
01:23:04,891 --> 01:23:06,654
Yes, of course.
1207
01:23:06,927 --> 01:23:10,522
Those crummy newspaper pictures
didn't do you half justice.
1208
01:23:10,597 --> 01:23:14,260
Let's all have a little party.
You, too, dearie.
1209
01:23:14,401 --> 01:23:18,394
Now, don't sit in the corner and mope.
Let's all have a little drink.
1210
01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:21,406
Champagne? Right you are.
1211
01:23:25,745 --> 01:23:28,714
This sweet little thing
is getting her first divorce, too.
1212
01:23:28,782 --> 01:23:31,876
She's a dear friend of mine.
What did you say your name was?
1213
01:23:31,952 --> 01:23:34,580
- Miriam Aarons.
- This is Mrs. Haines.
1214
01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:38,355
Yanked the scalp off that Allen woman
in the fitting room.
1215
01:23:38,425 --> 01:23:40,484
Yeah! Good for you!
1216
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,495
I was afraid you were
a wet firecracker, sister. Shake!
1217
01:23:43,563 --> 01:23:45,929
- Hello.
- Cheer up, ch�rie.
1218
01:23:45,999 --> 01:23:48,729
Wait until you've lost as many
husbands as I have.
1219
01:23:48,802 --> 01:23:53,569
Married, divorced, married, divorced,
L'amour, I'amour.
1220
01:23:53,707 --> 01:23:55,675
- That's French for "love."
- Oui, oui.
1221
01:23:55,742 --> 01:23:58,370
But where love leads, I always follow.
1222
01:23:58,445 --> 01:24:01,141
Take it, dearie. Dip that pretty little beak.
1223
01:24:01,214 --> 01:24:03,239
Happy days.
1224
01:24:03,950 --> 01:24:05,417
Happy nights!
1225
01:24:07,621 --> 01:24:11,580
Mrs. Aarons is connected with the stage
or is it the circus, dear?
1226
01:24:11,658 --> 01:24:14,991
- It was the chorus.
- You must tell us all about it, sometime.
1227
01:24:15,061 --> 01:24:18,827
I bet you made some great hauls
out of our New York boyfriends.
1228
01:24:18,898 --> 01:24:23,267
If you mean diamonds and orchids,
that breed died out just before my time.
1229
01:24:23,336 --> 01:24:24,860
Yes, isn't it a pity?
1230
01:24:24,971 --> 01:24:28,532
I never got a sou out of anybody,
except my first husband, Mr. Strauss.
1231
01:24:28,608 --> 01:24:32,135
He said the most touching thing in his will.
I remember every word of it.
1232
01:24:32,212 --> 01:24:36,012
He said, "To my beloved wife, Flora,
I leave all my estate...
1233
01:24:36,082 --> 01:24:40,519
"...to be administered by executors,
because she is an A-1 schlemiel."
1234
01:24:40,754 --> 01:24:41,914
Wasn't that sweet?
1235
01:24:41,988 --> 01:24:44,718
Any ladle is sweet
that dishes out some gravy.
1236
01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:48,784
Isn't it true? None of my other husbands
ever gave me a dime.
1237
01:24:49,496 --> 01:24:53,364
L'amour, I'amour.
How it can let you down!
1238
01:24:54,801 --> 01:24:58,498
How it can pick you up again, too.
Where is this wretched train taking us?
1239
01:24:58,571 --> 01:25:01,199
- We're in the mountains, dear.
- I detest mountains.
1240
01:25:01,274 --> 01:25:04,971
They always remind me of the day Gustave
made me climb to the top of an Alp.
1241
01:25:05,045 --> 01:25:08,776
Gustave was my third husband.
Give Flora another little drinkie, dear.
1242
01:25:08,848 --> 01:25:10,315
There we were...
1243
01:25:10,483 --> 01:25:13,646
...when suddenly it struck me
that Gustave had pushed me.
1244
01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,587
I slid halfway down the mountain
before I realized...
1245
01:25:16,656 --> 01:25:19,090
...that he didn't love me anymore.
1246
01:25:19,159 --> 01:25:20,922
But love takes care of its own.
1247
01:25:20,994 --> 01:25:24,020
I slid right into the arms
of my fourth husband, the Count!
1248
01:25:25,265 --> 01:25:29,702
- Isn't that the bird you're divorcing now?
- But of course. What else could I do?
1249
01:25:29,769 --> 01:25:32,033
He was putting poison
in my headache powders.
1250
01:25:32,105 --> 01:25:35,506
Poison! You're not
a very good judge of character, are you?
1251
01:25:35,575 --> 01:25:37,873
No, that's the trouble with me.
1252
01:25:38,044 --> 01:25:42,811
I don't pick them for character.
I'll bet you picked yours for character.
1253
01:25:43,149 --> 01:25:45,549
Yes, in a way.
1254
01:25:45,618 --> 01:25:48,849
Yes, and where did it get you?
On the train for Reno.
1255
01:25:49,656 --> 01:25:51,521
On the train for Reno!
1256
01:25:52,158 --> 01:25:54,956
My way, your marriage
may not last until death...
1257
01:25:55,095 --> 01:25:58,394
...but it's fun while it hangs together.
1258
01:25:58,932 --> 01:26:02,333
I think it's cruel sitting around
waiting for somebody to die.
1259
01:26:02,402 --> 01:26:04,836
- What did you pick yours for?
- Not for character!
1260
01:26:04,904 --> 01:26:09,307
There you are. No matter what
you pick them for, where does it get you?
1261
01:26:09,943 --> 01:26:13,606
- On the train for Reno.
- On the train for Reno!
1262
01:26:13,847 --> 01:26:17,283
Let's all have another drinkie. To Reno!
1263
01:26:17,350 --> 01:26:21,286
The biggest little city in the world,
American cradle of liberty.
1264
01:26:21,421 --> 01:26:24,584
Reno, beautiful emblem of the great divide.
1265
01:26:28,495 --> 01:26:31,589
What's the matter, dearie,
cat got your tongue?
1266
01:26:34,467 --> 01:26:35,627
To Reno.
1267
01:26:39,706 --> 01:26:41,571
"Down on Old Smokey
All covered with snow
1268
01:26:41,941 --> 01:26:44,739
"I lost my true lover
From courting too slow
1269
01:26:46,379 --> 01:26:50,839
"Courting is pleasure
Parting is grief
1270
01:26:51,084 --> 01:26:55,453
"And a false-hearted lover
Is worse than a thief
1271
01:26:55,855 --> 01:26:59,689
"The grave will decay you
And turn you to dust
1272
01:27:00,059 --> 01:27:04,393
"Ain't one boy out of 20
A poor girl can trust"
1273
01:27:04,464 --> 01:27:06,659
- Lucy?
- Hello, honey. How's tricks?
1274
01:27:06,733 --> 01:27:07,961
Where's Mrs. Haines?
1275
01:27:08,034 --> 01:27:12,095
She'll be moseying around pretty soon.
For the six weeks she's been here...
1276
01:27:12,172 --> 01:27:14,902
...she's never been far away
when the mail comes in.
1277
01:27:14,974 --> 01:27:19,001
Wish that man of hers would send her
a letter, a telegram or something.
1278
01:27:19,078 --> 01:27:22,013
Men are all like that. Anything for me?
1279
01:27:22,081 --> 01:27:24,106
Nary a postcard, dearie.
1280
01:27:24,350 --> 01:27:27,285
You'll miss her a lot
when she leaves tomorrow, won't you?
1281
01:27:27,353 --> 01:27:28,718
Yes, I will.
1282
01:27:29,155 --> 01:27:31,419
I ain't finished getting
her packing done yet.
1283
01:27:31,491 --> 01:27:34,585
Come on. You can mope in her room
as well as anywhere else.
1284
01:27:34,994 --> 01:27:37,827
Why didn't you get divorced
this morning with Mrs. Haines?
1285
01:27:37,897 --> 01:27:40,161
I had to wait for some papers
from New York.
1286
01:27:40,266 --> 01:27:41,255
I see.
1287
01:27:41,334 --> 01:27:45,361
Truth to tell, I'll miss Mrs. H., too.
She's about the nicest ever came here.
1288
01:27:45,438 --> 01:27:48,271
- I hate Reno.
- You didn't come for fun.
1289
01:27:48,341 --> 01:27:50,707
"The grave will decay you
And turn you to dust
1290
01:27:50,777 --> 01:27:53,940
"There ain't one boy out of 20
A poor girl can trust"
1291
01:27:54,314 --> 01:27:56,612
You've seen a lot of divorc�es,
haven't you?
1292
01:27:56,683 --> 01:27:58,844
Been cooking for them for 10 years.
1293
01:27:58,918 --> 01:28:01,580
- Do you feel sorry for us?
- Ma'am, I don't.
1294
01:28:01,654 --> 01:28:05,146
You feel sorry enough for yourselves.
You ain't got much else to do.
1295
01:28:05,725 --> 01:28:07,659
You've never been married.
1296
01:28:07,727 --> 01:28:08,989
I've had three!
1297
01:28:09,062 --> 01:28:10,222
- Husbands?
- Kids.
1298
01:28:11,531 --> 01:28:13,897
Then you're probably very happy.
1299
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,863
Good gracious, ma'am, I stopped
thinking about being happy long ago.
1300
01:28:17,937 --> 01:28:22,397
- You don't think about being happy?
- Ain't had the time with the kids and all.
1301
01:28:22,475 --> 01:28:24,739
The old man's such a demon
when he's drinking.
1302
01:28:24,811 --> 01:28:28,508
Them big, strong,
red-headed men, they're fierce.
1303
01:28:29,549 --> 01:28:31,574
He beat you! How terrible!
1304
01:28:31,718 --> 01:28:34,380
Yes, when you think
that a lot of women on the ranch...
1305
01:28:34,454 --> 01:28:36,979
...need a beating worse than I do.
1306
01:28:37,957 --> 01:28:39,925
I'll get Buck to come fix that thing.
1307
01:28:39,993 --> 01:28:43,326
But you live in Reno.
You could get a divorce overnight.
1308
01:28:43,396 --> 01:28:46,797
A woman can't get herself
worked up to a thing like that overnight!
1309
01:28:49,202 --> 01:28:50,567
Hello, Peggy!
1310
01:28:51,304 --> 01:28:55,400
Hi, Countess! You've seen enough.
Let's get out there with the Countess.
1311
01:28:55,975 --> 01:28:58,068
Is Mrs. Haines around?
1312
01:28:58,211 --> 01:29:00,736
No, Countess. But come on in.
She'll be here soon, the mail has come.
1313
01:29:07,220 --> 01:29:11,418
Now she wants to see Mrs. Haines.
I've simply got to see her alone.
1314
01:29:11,891 --> 01:29:14,416
- How are you, dear child?
- All right.
1315
01:29:14,494 --> 01:29:17,190
Did you see the doctor? What did he say?
1316
01:29:17,263 --> 01:29:19,356
He said it was the altitude.
1317
01:29:19,465 --> 01:29:22,093
My dear, you've got
the Reno jumpy-wumpsies.
1318
01:29:22,268 --> 01:29:23,860
Here's a wee juggy.
1319
01:29:23,937 --> 01:29:27,373
- We must celebrate Mrs. Haines' divorce.
- Right you are, Countess.
1320
01:29:27,607 --> 01:29:30,633
Countess, I don't think a divorce
is anything to celebrate.
1321
01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:33,645
"If the ocean was whiskey
And I was a duck
1322
01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:37,045
"I'd dive to the bottom
And never come up
1323
01:29:37,283 --> 01:29:41,447
"Baby, I've told you before
1324
01:29:41,554 --> 01:29:45,251
"The more I drink whiskey
I love you the more"
1325
01:29:47,293 --> 01:29:49,056
L'amour, I'amour.
1326
01:29:51,364 --> 01:29:54,094
- Have you ever been in love?
- Yes, ma'am.
1327
01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:56,032
Tell us about it.
1328
01:29:56,603 --> 01:29:59,197
Ma'am, ain't much to tell.
1329
01:29:59,839 --> 01:30:01,898
I kind of enjoyed the courting time.
1330
01:30:02,175 --> 01:30:06,236
It was as pretty a sight as you ever saw
to see him come loping across them hills.
1331
01:30:06,312 --> 01:30:09,304
The sky was so big and blue
and that brick top of his...
1332
01:30:09,382 --> 01:30:11,509
...blazing like the bejiggers in the sun.
1333
01:30:11,584 --> 01:30:13,916
Then we'd sit on my back fence and spark.
1334
01:30:13,987 --> 01:30:16,854
Ma'am, you know how them
big, strong red-headed men are.
1335
01:30:16,923 --> 01:30:19,289
They just got to get to the point.
1336
01:30:19,359 --> 01:30:21,020
So we got married, ma'am.
1337
01:30:21,260 --> 01:30:24,093
Naturally, I ain't had no chance
to think about love since.
1338
01:30:24,564 --> 01:30:27,499
Hello, Countess.
How's the rhythm on the range?
1339
01:30:27,567 --> 01:30:29,501
Simply divine, my dear.
1340
01:30:29,569 --> 01:30:32,732
Gallop madly over the sagebrush.
1341
01:30:32,839 --> 01:30:34,830
- Hello, sunshine.
- Hello.
1342
01:30:35,408 --> 01:30:38,343
What you need is a wee drinkie
of this good corn liquor.
1343
01:30:38,411 --> 01:30:41,039
- No, thanks.
- Is that invitation general, Countess?
1344
01:30:41,114 --> 01:30:44,049
Yes, indeedy, as we say on the range.
1345
01:30:44,717 --> 01:30:49,120
Here's to freedom. Day after tomorrow,
I shall be free. Free as a bird.
1346
01:30:49,389 --> 01:30:51,448
That little French buzzard.
1347
01:30:53,292 --> 01:30:55,123
Wither shall I fly?
1348
01:30:55,595 --> 01:30:58,393
To the arms of our pet cowboy, darling.
1349
01:30:58,965 --> 01:31:02,162
- Miriam Aarons!
- Why he's plum loco for you, Countess.
1350
01:31:02,235 --> 01:31:05,568
He likes you even better than his horse,
and it's a blasted big horse.
1351
01:31:05,638 --> 01:31:09,665
Buck Winston is nice.
He's so young and strong.
1352
01:31:09,742 --> 01:31:13,678
Have you noticed
the play of his muscles? Musical!
1353
01:31:13,913 --> 01:31:16,905
You don't mean to say his joints squeak?
1354
01:31:17,717 --> 01:31:20,151
He could crack a coconut
with those knees...
1355
01:31:20,219 --> 01:31:22,084
...if he could get them together.
1356
01:31:22,155 --> 01:31:23,520
Say, Countess...
1357
01:31:25,324 --> 01:31:28,725
...that guy hasn't been arousing
your honorable intentions, has he?
1358
01:31:29,829 --> 01:31:33,230
Yes. But I'm different from the rest of you.
1359
01:31:33,666 --> 01:31:36,100
I've always put my faith in love.
1360
01:31:37,070 --> 01:31:40,062
Still I've had four divorces.
Dare I risk a fifth?
1361
01:31:40,573 --> 01:31:43,667
What are you risking, Countess?
Or maybe I shouldn't ask.
1362
01:31:43,743 --> 01:31:47,645
Alas. I fear I'd never make a success
of Buck at Newport.
1363
01:31:47,714 --> 01:31:50,649
Why not?
They'd have to admit Buck's handsome.
1364
01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:53,548
But if I had your dough,
I'd sell him to the radio first.
1365
01:31:53,619 --> 01:31:54,608
Radio?
1366
01:31:54,687 --> 01:31:59,590
Think of how his voice might sound
cooing over a microphone.
1367
01:32:00,159 --> 01:32:02,627
Dreamily drifting over the ether.
1368
01:32:04,063 --> 01:32:05,428
Why not?
1369
01:32:06,032 --> 01:32:08,398
I'll turn him into a radio star.
1370
01:32:09,102 --> 01:32:11,696
L'amour, I'amour.
1371
01:32:12,672 --> 01:32:16,870
Miriam, when are you going to open up
and tell us your great secret?
1372
01:32:17,443 --> 01:32:19,377
What secret, Countess?
1373
01:32:19,545 --> 01:32:23,606
About the man in your life.
After all, there must be a man.
1374
01:32:25,184 --> 01:32:26,913
I would have spilled before...
1375
01:32:26,986 --> 01:32:30,945
...but I found out that his wife's
a friend of our palsy-walsy's.
1376
01:32:31,624 --> 01:32:32,886
Who is it? Tell me.
1377
01:32:32,959 --> 01:32:36,554
- Ever hear them speak of Sylvia Fowler?
- Yes, I think so.
1378
01:32:37,363 --> 01:32:40,161
It's the dame's husband, Howard Fowler.
1379
01:32:41,033 --> 01:32:42,261
How sweet!
1380
01:32:42,335 --> 01:32:44,895
Yeah, and all he had to do
to get rid of her was...
1381
01:32:44,971 --> 01:32:46,268
You got the jackpot!
1382
01:32:47,073 --> 01:32:48,335
Hello, girls.
1383
01:32:48,407 --> 01:32:51,103
- Hello, babe. How does it feel to be free?
- Great.
1384
01:32:51,177 --> 01:32:53,543
- You lie.
- Have it your own way.
1385
01:32:53,613 --> 01:32:55,945
Mary, could I see you for a minute?
1386
01:32:56,015 --> 01:32:58,677
Certainly, dear.
As my last official act in Reno...
1387
01:32:58,751 --> 01:33:02,016
...l'm going to prepare the supper
with my own little hands.
1388
01:33:02,088 --> 01:33:04,818
- Lucy, any mail?
- Here it is, my lady.
1389
01:33:06,626 --> 01:33:08,287
It's from Edith.
1390
01:33:08,494 --> 01:33:12,624
- Can't mistake that childish handwriting.
- Coming! Reckon that's the new boarder.
1391
01:33:12,698 --> 01:33:15,826
Just got in on the afternoon train
from New York.
1392
01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:19,196
Listen to this:
1393
01:33:19,272 --> 01:33:23,402
"Dear Mary, the stork has just delivered
Phelps and me another female!"
1394
01:33:23,476 --> 01:33:25,706
Good heavens! That makes eight girls.
1395
01:33:25,778 --> 01:33:28,542
Eight little cherubs. How sweet!
1396
01:33:28,614 --> 01:33:32,175
L'amour, I'amour. Toujours I'amour!
1397
01:33:35,154 --> 01:33:37,486
Who the heck is paging I'Amour?
1398
01:33:46,332 --> 01:33:48,926
Here I am, girls. Move over.
1399
01:33:49,569 --> 01:33:52,037
- Where's the porter?
- What's that contraption?
1400
01:33:52,104 --> 01:33:53,332
An English saddle.
1401
01:33:53,406 --> 01:33:56,375
I refuse to learn to ride
one of those Western things.
1402
01:33:56,442 --> 01:33:58,774
- Did you ever see a horse laugh?
- Pardon?
1403
01:33:58,845 --> 01:34:00,506
You're going to.
1404
01:34:00,947 --> 01:34:02,972
Here's a letter for you.
1405
01:34:03,683 --> 01:34:07,813
Want to go to your room,
or stay here and dish with your buddies?
1406
01:34:07,987 --> 01:34:09,545
I'll be along.
1407
01:34:12,658 --> 01:34:14,888
- Et tu, Brute?
- Darling.
1408
01:34:15,862 --> 01:34:17,489
What a gathering of the clan.
1409
01:34:17,563 --> 01:34:21,021
- Why didn't you send a wire?
- They told me to put nothing on paper.
1410
01:34:21,100 --> 01:34:22,761
Anyway, here I am.
1411
01:34:23,803 --> 01:34:25,430
Another member of the big roundup?
1412
01:34:25,504 --> 01:34:27,734
This is the Countess De Lave,
Mrs. Howard Fowler.
1413
01:34:27,807 --> 01:34:29,297
How do you do?
1414
01:34:30,376 --> 01:34:32,708
- And Mrs. Aarons.
- How do you do?
1415
01:34:33,246 --> 01:34:34,736
How do you do?
1416
01:34:35,815 --> 01:34:38,147
Howard Fowler,
the man I trusted my life with...
1417
01:34:38,217 --> 01:34:41,152
...has kicked me out for some filthy beezle.
1418
01:34:41,220 --> 01:34:44,212
Don't go, darling. We're all girls together.
1419
01:34:44,657 --> 01:34:47,387
- Pour Mrs. Fowler a little drinkie.
- Okay.
1420
01:34:47,460 --> 01:34:50,122
But he couldn't have kicked you out,
not Howard.
1421
01:34:50,196 --> 01:34:54,530
Is that so? That's all you know about him.
The man's a fiend, an absolute Borgia!
1422
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:56,534
You wouldn't believe the things he did.
1423
01:34:56,602 --> 01:35:00,663
One day, he picked a quarrel with me,
so I ordered him out of the house.
1424
01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:03,140
He had Dictographs
hidden all over the place.
1425
01:35:03,209 --> 01:35:05,769
And I gave him complete grounds
for incompatibility.
1426
01:35:05,845 --> 01:35:09,303
All recorded on nasty little discs
in the most awful-sounding language.
1427
01:35:09,382 --> 01:35:13,443
Then he told me that if I didn't go to Reno
to divorce him, he'd go to divorce me.
1428
01:35:13,519 --> 01:35:15,646
Divorce me, ruin my reputation!
1429
01:35:15,721 --> 01:35:18,485
- Who is the woman?
- Nobody knows, not even Winchell!
1430
01:35:18,925 --> 01:35:20,950
- Here you are, sister. Buck up!
- Thanks.
1431
01:35:21,027 --> 01:35:23,689
Here's to cupid.
Tomorrow you can start looking around.
1432
01:35:23,763 --> 01:35:26,459
You're right,
I don't intend to sit around and act glum.
1433
01:35:26,532 --> 01:35:28,830
When I think of what
I've sacrificed for him.
1434
01:35:28,901 --> 01:35:32,029
- Such as what, Mrs. Fowler?
- I gave him my youth!
1435
01:35:33,439 --> 01:35:35,464
Air mail, special delivery.
1436
01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:38,408
Probably a bill forwarded to me
by Howard, the skunk!
1437
01:35:38,945 --> 01:35:41,038
It's from Carol Hammond.
1438
01:35:43,082 --> 01:35:45,778
She says Edith Potter's baby
is another catastrophe.
1439
01:35:46,118 --> 01:35:48,848
Looks like Phelps has lungs like a bull.
1440
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:56,717
There was a clipping in here, where is it?
1441
01:36:02,601 --> 01:36:03,659
Give me that!
1442
01:36:06,238 --> 01:36:07,671
Hey, you...
1443
01:36:08,808 --> 01:36:10,605
Wait a minute, you!
1444
01:36:11,110 --> 01:36:13,977
- Wasn't your name Aarons?
- What's it to you, Mrs. Fowler?
1445
01:36:14,046 --> 01:36:15,707
You stay right where you are!
1446
01:36:16,349 --> 01:36:18,715
"Miriam Aarons is now being Renovated.
1447
01:36:19,151 --> 01:36:21,847
"Three guesses Mrs. Fowler,
as to who she's going to marry."
1448
01:36:22,955 --> 01:36:24,115
Why, Miriam!
1449
01:36:24,190 --> 01:36:27,751
Why can't those moldy rags
leave a successful divorce alone?
1450
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:29,757
- Why, you little...
- Now, Sylvia!
1451
01:36:29,829 --> 01:36:30,955
- Did you know?
- No!
1452
01:36:31,030 --> 01:36:32,861
What do you care? You don't love him.
1453
01:36:32,932 --> 01:36:35,594
That is irrelevant.
How much did he settle on you?
1454
01:36:35,668 --> 01:36:38,068
I made Howard pay for what he wants.
1455
01:36:38,137 --> 01:36:40,901
You made him pay
for what he doesn't want.
1456
01:36:40,973 --> 01:36:42,463
Why, you filthy...
1457
01:36:42,541 --> 01:36:45,009
Don't call me names,
you Park Avenue playgirl!
1458
01:36:45,077 --> 01:36:47,602
I know a lot more words than you do.
1459
01:36:48,647 --> 01:36:50,911
Don't you dare strike me,
I've got glasses on!
1460
01:36:50,983 --> 01:36:53,713
- Now you haven't.
- How do you like that?
1461
01:36:56,722 --> 01:36:59,520
Miriam, darling, don't be vulgar!
1462
01:37:02,228 --> 01:37:04,788
My hat! How do you like that?
1463
01:37:05,898 --> 01:37:07,627
My hat! Let me go!
1464
01:37:23,115 --> 01:37:25,481
Pretty well-matched, ain't they?
1465
01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:28,948
Get off of me!
1466
01:37:29,021 --> 01:37:30,283
Do something!
1467
01:37:30,356 --> 01:37:34,759
Leave them enjoy themselves.
I'll get the smelling salts for the loser.
1468
01:37:35,327 --> 01:37:38,626
Take it easy, Mrs. Fowler.
I'm only trying to help in my own way.
1469
01:37:38,697 --> 01:37:40,164
You big moose!
1470
01:37:41,767 --> 01:37:42,893
She's a cuckoo.
1471
01:37:50,576 --> 01:37:53,374
- Who's got iodine?
- In my bathroom. Help her, Peggy.
1472
01:37:53,446 --> 01:37:55,539
I've got to be careful of hydrophobia.
1473
01:37:59,185 --> 01:38:02,052
Mary, how could you let her do that to me?
1474
01:38:02,321 --> 01:38:03,583
Forget it.
1475
01:38:03,656 --> 01:38:07,387
You're on her side! My own cousin.
And after all I've done for you.
1476
01:38:07,460 --> 01:38:10,156
- Just what have you done for me?
- I warned you.
1477
01:38:10,229 --> 01:38:12,390
I'm not exactly grateful for that.
1478
01:38:12,465 --> 01:38:14,626
You're getting exactly what you deserved.
1479
01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:18,033
Plenty of the girls are tickled to death!
I hate you!
1480
01:38:18,104 --> 01:38:22,507
I hate everybody!
1481
01:38:22,741 --> 01:38:26,268
- Listen, Mrs. Fowler, you got the hysterics!
- You wait!
1482
01:38:26,378 --> 01:38:30,644
Someday you'll need a girlfriend,
then you'll think of your treachery to me!
1483
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:35,787
Poor creatures.
1484
01:38:36,122 --> 01:38:40,525
They've lost their equilibrium
because they've lost their faith in love.
1485
01:38:41,427 --> 01:38:43,452
L'amour, I'amour.
1486
01:38:43,596 --> 01:38:47,464
"A man can ride a horse to the range above
1487
01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:51,295
"But a woman has to ride
on the wings of love"
1488
01:38:56,275 --> 01:38:59,540
A nice little bout between
a couple of lady palookas.
1489
01:38:59,645 --> 01:39:01,306
Right. We're really a couple of cats.
1490
01:39:02,615 --> 01:39:05,106
- Did you want to see me, Peggy?
- Yes.
1491
01:39:05,784 --> 01:39:07,979
I'm going to have a baby.
1492
01:39:11,023 --> 01:39:12,854
What shall I do?
1493
01:39:13,159 --> 01:39:16,822
Darling! Don't cry.
1494
01:39:18,164 --> 01:39:21,327
- That's splendid.
- Okay, baby!
1495
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:26,264
- What's John's telephone number?
- Eldorado 53598.
1496
01:39:26,372 --> 01:39:30,672
- Wait a minute. What is it?
- Eldorado 53598.
1497
01:39:31,911 --> 01:39:35,540
- I can't tell him.
- Why not? Isn't he old enough to know?
1498
01:39:35,981 --> 01:39:37,346
Long distance, please.
1499
01:39:37,416 --> 01:39:41,648
I always wanted a baby,
but what can I do with it now?
1500
01:39:41,854 --> 01:39:45,483
- You can enter it for Harvard.
- Or land it with the Marines.
1501
01:39:45,624 --> 01:39:48,286
New York. Eldorado 359...
1502
01:39:48,727 --> 01:39:51,992
53598.
1503
01:39:52,231 --> 01:39:54,699
I can't tell him.
I wouldn't know how to begin.
1504
01:39:54,767 --> 01:39:56,598
You'll know when you hear his voice.
1505
01:39:56,669 --> 01:40:00,070
It's no use.
You don't know the things he said to me.
1506
01:40:00,272 --> 01:40:02,001
I have my pride.
1507
01:40:02,274 --> 01:40:05,607
Reno's full of women
who have their pride, sweetheart.
1508
01:40:05,678 --> 01:40:09,409
It's a pretty chilly exchange
for the guy you're stuck on.
1509
01:40:09,548 --> 01:40:11,880
Mr. Day, please. Reno calling.
1510
01:40:12,418 --> 01:40:14,215
Mr. Day? Just a minute.
1511
01:40:14,286 --> 01:40:17,119
Suffering Saints!
That guy must live by the phone.
1512
01:40:17,189 --> 01:40:18,417
Johnny?
1513
01:40:21,293 --> 01:40:25,229
Hello. No, I'm not sick.
1514
01:40:27,866 --> 01:40:29,857
I'm all right, but...
1515
01:40:30,269 --> 01:40:33,238
I'm going to have a baby.
1516
01:40:38,143 --> 01:40:39,838
Darling, are you?
1517
01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:43,072
Darling, do you?
1518
01:40:43,882 --> 01:40:45,873
Darling, so do I.
1519
01:40:49,655 --> 01:40:50,917
So do I.
1520
01:40:51,790 --> 01:40:54,054
Of course I forgive you.
1521
01:40:54,927 --> 01:40:59,387
Yes, precious.
Yes, lamb, on the very next train.
1522
01:41:07,873 --> 01:41:10,467
Do you mind if I reverse the charges?
1523
01:41:13,012 --> 01:41:14,741
Goodbye, precious.
1524
01:41:28,227 --> 01:41:30,821
Don't expect me for dinner.
I've got to pack.
1525
01:41:30,896 --> 01:41:31,453
What happened?
1526
01:41:32,264 --> 01:41:35,791
When I get back I'm going to do
everything John says.
1527
01:41:36,502 --> 01:41:37,628
Good.
1528
01:41:37,736 --> 01:41:39,863
I'm so happy, I could cry.
1529
01:41:43,142 --> 01:41:46,942
Listen, sister, when are you going
to get wise to yourself?
1530
01:41:47,980 --> 01:41:49,880
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.
1531
01:41:51,717 --> 01:41:55,346
- Why, I was divorced this morning.
- A Reno divorce.
1532
01:42:03,829 --> 01:42:06,423
No, Operator, we completed that call.
1533
01:42:13,005 --> 01:42:14,597
Listen to me.
1534
01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:17,770
There's nothing you could say
that I haven't heard.
1535
01:42:17,843 --> 01:42:20,277
Sure? Maybe I got a new slant.
1536
01:42:20,512 --> 01:42:25,347
I come from a world where a woman's got
to come out on top or it's too darn bad.
1537
01:42:25,417 --> 01:42:30,320
Talk to me all you want.
What does it come to? Compromise.
1538
01:42:30,456 --> 01:42:34,051
What the heck! A woman is
compromised the day she's born.
1539
01:42:35,327 --> 01:42:37,852
Can't compromise with utter defeat.
1540
01:42:38,764 --> 01:42:40,231
He doesn't want me.
1541
01:42:40,299 --> 01:42:44,065
- How do you know?
- I've waited every day to hear from him.
1542
01:42:44,470 --> 01:42:47,132
- Did you write to him?
- Of course not.
1543
01:42:47,573 --> 01:42:50,440
How do you know
he hasn't been waiting, too?
1544
01:42:51,210 --> 01:42:54,338
Listen, honey,
I've been through all this before.
1545
01:42:54,680 --> 01:42:56,614
I lost my man, too.
1546
01:42:56,882 --> 01:42:57,871
You?
1547
01:42:57,950 --> 01:43:00,748
It only happened once.
Got wise to myself after that.
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