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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,499 --> 00:00:30,134 Disrobe, please, and put this gown on. 2 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:32,303 God, it's cold in here. 3 00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:35,489 Now, fill this bottle. 4 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:38,626 I-I don't think I can fill the whole thing. 5 00:00:38,693 --> 00:00:41,729 You certainly look like you can. 6 00:00:41,797 --> 00:00:44,181 Oh, thank you. 7 00:00:44,249 --> 00:00:46,684 I'll do the best I can. 8 00:00:46,751 --> 00:00:48,436 God, it's cold in here. 9 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:55,759 I filled it up. 10 00:00:55,827 --> 00:00:57,245 That's a good boy. 11 00:00:57,313 --> 00:00:58,246 Thank you. 12 00:00:58,314 --> 00:01:00,014 Well, hand me the bottle. 13 00:01:00,082 --> 00:01:01,515 Could I hold onto it a little longer? 14 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,800 It keeps my hands warm. 15 00:01:04,737 --> 00:01:06,988 Hello? Hello, is this x-ray? 16 00:01:07,056 --> 00:01:08,739 Step up here. Stand still. 17 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:12,594 Hold your breath, and you will not speak. 18 00:01:12,661 --> 00:01:13,962 God, it's dark. 19 00:01:14,029 --> 00:01:16,447 Well, you're lucky, 'cause I'm ugly. 20 00:01:16,515 --> 00:01:19,416 Now, you will drink this down without stopping. 21 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:28,943 God, are you sure this isn't the bottle I just filled?! 22 00:01:29,011 --> 00:01:32,430 No jokes, please. All right, here we go. 23 00:01:33,965 --> 00:01:36,600 I'm upside down! I'm turning upside down! 24 00:01:36,668 --> 00:01:38,102 Don't be alarmed. 25 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:41,956 Now, I am just going to insert this tube. 26 00:01:42,024 --> 00:01:43,424 Insert what tube? 27 00:01:43,492 --> 00:01:45,526 Don't insert- I can't see! It's dark! 28 00:01:45,594 --> 00:01:48,279 Insert the tube where? Where? Aah! 29 00:01:48,347 --> 00:01:51,549 That's where. Just let it fill your lower abdomen. 30 00:01:51,617 --> 00:01:53,885 I can't hold it! I can't hold it! 31 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:56,220 Well, think of it as a contest. 32 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:59,273 I'm losing the contest! I can't hold it! 33 00:01:59,341 --> 00:02:00,675 I tell you, I can't hold it! Aah! 34 00:02:00,743 --> 00:02:05,096 Aah! Ooh, schweinhund! 35 00:02:05,163 --> 00:02:08,433 here's another fine mess that I'm into, honey 36 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,769 it's a little bit sad and a little bit funny 37 00:02:11,836 --> 00:02:15,005 so listen if you want to know the score 38 00:02:18,643 --> 00:02:23,247 it's a story that you've probably heard before 39 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:36,160 It's the same thing ali macgraw had in love story. 40 00:02:36,227 --> 00:02:38,429 No. What you have is 41 00:02:38,497 --> 00:02:40,264 A toxic blood disease. 42 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:41,298 If I remember correctly, 43 00:02:41,366 --> 00:02:44,301 Miss macgraw had leukemia. 44 00:02:46,972 --> 00:02:49,841 Yeah, but I wind up the same way... 45 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,442 Dead. 46 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:54,645 I didn't say that, mr. Lawson. 47 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:56,747 You didn't have to say it. 48 00:02:58,617 --> 00:03:00,818 Don't be afraid to say it, dr. Krugman. 49 00:03:00,886 --> 00:03:04,321 I've had the biopsies. 50 00:03:04,389 --> 00:03:06,824 Had the blood tests. 51 00:03:06,892 --> 00:03:08,759 I had the spinal taps. 52 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:12,363 I've been to 3 doctors. 53 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,200 How long have I got? 54 00:03:17,836 --> 00:03:19,704 It's really very difficult to say. 55 00:03:22,273 --> 00:03:23,207 Try. 56 00:03:24,843 --> 00:03:27,578 It's difficult to say because there's always a chance 57 00:03:27,646 --> 00:03:30,581 That there's some doctor somewhere in some little lab 58 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:33,183 Who may find a cure. 59 00:03:34,853 --> 00:03:37,722 Look, I'm not talking about some miracle. 60 00:03:38,857 --> 00:03:42,393 Now, barring some miracle... 61 00:03:43,862 --> 00:03:45,295 I'm a big man. 62 00:03:45,363 --> 00:03:47,798 I'm a strong guy, you know what I mean? 63 00:03:47,866 --> 00:03:49,800 I can handle it. 64 00:03:49,868 --> 00:03:53,237 Now tell me... How long have I got? 65 00:03:55,373 --> 00:03:56,473 I'd say you got a year. 66 00:03:56,542 --> 00:03:59,810 Oh, my god! No! 67 00:03:59,878 --> 00:04:01,846 I can't believe it! 68 00:04:04,382 --> 00:04:05,816 A year to live! 69 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:08,252 I can't believe it! 70 00:04:10,822 --> 00:04:12,189 Oh, shit! 71 00:04:13,825 --> 00:04:16,493 What's the shortest? 72 00:04:16,562 --> 00:04:19,263 I've seen some cases go in 3 months. 73 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:21,699 Oh, shit! 74 00:04:25,837 --> 00:04:28,272 I got 3 months to live! 75 00:04:28,339 --> 00:04:31,175 You can say 3 months if you choose 76 00:04:31,242 --> 00:04:35,212 To look at this thing on its most negative level. 77 00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:40,284 That's where I choose to look at it... 78 00:04:40,351 --> 00:04:43,287 At the most negative level. 79 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:45,289 That's where I'm comfortable. 80 00:04:45,356 --> 00:04:47,224 The most negative level. 81 00:04:53,865 --> 00:04:55,800 I don't even feel sick. 82 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:59,236 I feel sick, but I don't feel like I'm dying. 83 00:05:00,872 --> 00:05:02,306 I feel lousy, 84 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:05,242 But I don't feel like I'm dying! 85 00:05:07,879 --> 00:05:10,748 People kept saying, "you're losing so much weight. 86 00:05:10,816 --> 00:05:14,384 You look great." 87 00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:15,552 "god, you look great. 88 00:05:15,621 --> 00:05:17,421 You're losing so much weight!" 89 00:05:20,826 --> 00:05:22,693 I do look good. 90 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:28,265 Don't I look good? 91 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,001 You look good. 92 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,269 You look very good. 93 00:05:32,337 --> 00:05:34,271 I think you're going through 94 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:36,674 A period of remission. 95 00:05:36,742 --> 00:05:40,377 You know, people frequently take on 96 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:43,614 An almost glowing quality... 97 00:05:43,682 --> 00:05:46,017 Just before they die. 98 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:51,789 I don't understand 99 00:05:51,857 --> 00:05:55,292 Why you didn't call your own doctor sooner. 100 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,794 Surely, you must have known 101 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:59,396 That you were quite ill for some time. 102 00:06:00,866 --> 00:06:04,802 I thought I discovered a new way to lose weight- 103 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:06,236 Throwing up. 104 00:06:07,873 --> 00:06:10,374 Throwing up's no good. That's not good. 105 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,593 You can't keep that up. 106 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:18,699 It's gonna get worse, isn't it? 107 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:20,034 Yeah. Unfortunately, 108 00:06:20,101 --> 00:06:22,036 As the disease progresses, 109 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:24,638 The pain increases. 110 00:06:27,943 --> 00:06:29,043 I'm very curious. 111 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:32,145 How do you feel right now? 112 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:35,549 I don't have a headache today. 113 00:06:35,617 --> 00:06:37,651 I didn't have one yesterday. 114 00:06:40,121 --> 00:06:42,556 My stomach is kind of bad. 115 00:06:42,624 --> 00:06:46,727 On a scale from 1 to 10, it's about a 6. 116 00:06:46,795 --> 00:06:48,662 You rate the pain? 117 00:06:49,798 --> 00:06:51,065 That's interesting. 118 00:06:51,132 --> 00:06:52,499 That's really interesting. 119 00:06:53,969 --> 00:06:55,502 You talk about pain... 120 00:06:56,638 --> 00:06:58,072 We had a guy- 121 00:06:58,139 --> 00:07:01,374 Came in this office about 2-3 years ago... 122 00:07:05,814 --> 00:07:06,680 Never mind. 123 00:07:10,652 --> 00:07:14,688 Anyway, we have wonderful drugs. 124 00:07:14,756 --> 00:07:17,691 We really have miraculous drugs for pain. 125 00:07:19,594 --> 00:07:22,529 Really make you feel good. 126 00:07:22,597 --> 00:07:26,667 We'll give you bone marrow injections, 127 00:07:26,735 --> 00:07:29,169 Perhaps tie off some veins, 128 00:07:29,237 --> 00:07:30,570 And maybe... 129 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:33,674 Maybe we'll remove your spleen. 130 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:36,677 No. 131 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:41,682 No! 132 00:07:43,317 --> 00:07:46,253 You're not going to remove nothing. 133 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,757 I haven't had much dignity in my life, 134 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:53,260 But I'll have some dignity in my death. 135 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:56,263 I won't tell anybody about this, see? 136 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,266 I won't tell my mother or my father. 137 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,468 Not gonna tell my little daughter julie. 138 00:08:01,536 --> 00:08:03,704 Nobody will know that I'm going to die. 139 00:08:05,824 --> 00:08:06,757 Nobody! 140 00:08:06,825 --> 00:08:09,259 Damn! Sorry. 141 00:08:09,327 --> 00:08:11,328 You were saying. 142 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:13,431 Just tell me one thing. 143 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,936 What's it gonna be like at the very end? 144 00:08:20,305 --> 00:08:23,006 Oh, well... 145 00:08:23,074 --> 00:08:25,543 You're really not making it easy on me. 146 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:28,361 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 147 00:08:29,898 --> 00:08:31,832 Ok. All right. 148 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,834 In the final stages, 149 00:08:33,902 --> 00:08:36,003 You will be hospitalized. 150 00:08:36,071 --> 00:08:37,838 You will experience 151 00:08:37,906 --> 00:08:41,842 A great deal of shortness of breath, 152 00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:44,344 Severe cramps, 153 00:08:44,412 --> 00:08:47,848 And a great deal of hemorrhaging. 154 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:49,283 A great deal. 155 00:09:02,764 --> 00:09:05,866 You forgot to make another appointment. 156 00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:06,800 Mr. Lawson! 157 00:09:07,936 --> 00:09:09,369 Mr. Lawson! 158 00:09:09,437 --> 00:09:12,940 here's another fine mess I'm into, honey 159 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:15,810 they won't cut me loose, not for love nor money 160 00:09:15,877 --> 00:09:19,246 I'm a fighter, but they got me on the floor 161 00:09:22,718 --> 00:09:26,253 don't believe I'm gonna take this anymore 162 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:32,960 here's another fine mess I've stumbled into 163 00:09:33,028 --> 00:09:35,997 as sorry a state as I've ever been to 164 00:09:36,064 --> 00:09:38,833 though it's difficult for some to understand 165 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:42,637 I'm gonna knuckle down and take it like a man 166 00:09:42,704 --> 00:09:45,339 Pronounced dead by a rotten corporation. 167 00:09:45,406 --> 00:09:49,259 I'm gonna knuckle down and take it like a man 168 00:10:38,927 --> 00:10:41,561 Excuse me, excuse me. 169 00:10:41,629 --> 00:10:42,495 Excu- 170 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,500 I got something in my eye. 171 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:22,486 Uggh. 172 00:11:53,718 --> 00:11:55,386 Hey! 173 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,720 What did he die of? 174 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:59,056 What, are you crazy? Get out of here! 175 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,593 Sir? 176 00:12:06,665 --> 00:12:09,066 Sir? 177 00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:11,769 Ma'am? Your beloved... 178 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:13,070 What did he die of? 179 00:12:22,881 --> 00:12:25,115 You can have a little dignity. 180 00:12:25,183 --> 00:12:26,583 I might have been a customer! 181 00:12:26,651 --> 00:12:28,285 Yeah, in 2 seconds! 182 00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:37,260 Oh, god, the corpse slammed against the door! 183 00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:29,529 Excuse me, kid. 184 00:13:29,597 --> 00:13:32,515 Do you know where I can talk to a priest? 185 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,318 I'm a priest. 186 00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:37,504 Oh. 187 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:40,241 Really. I am. 188 00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:41,909 No, I believe you. I think. 189 00:13:41,977 --> 00:13:43,893 It's on my driver's license. 190 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,412 That's all right. 191 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,581 It's just that you look so young. 192 00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:50,584 Young, yes. 193 00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:52,586 I made a decision to serve god 194 00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,088 Right after I got out of high school. 195 00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:56,406 Oh, that's nice. 196 00:13:56,474 --> 00:13:58,842 You got the calling, huh? 197 00:14:00,495 --> 00:14:02,929 No, it's more like a whisper. 198 00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:05,432 Nothing like in the movies. 199 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,000 I love movies. 200 00:14:09,004 --> 00:14:11,738 That's very interesting, very interesting. 201 00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:16,710 Sir? If you'd like an older priest... 202 00:14:16,778 --> 00:14:19,380 No, no, that's ok. 203 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:22,616 Do they call you "father," father-what? 204 00:14:22,683 --> 00:14:23,884 Benson. 205 00:14:23,952 --> 00:14:25,886 Father benson. 206 00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:28,889 I'd, uh...Like to make a confession. 207 00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:29,890 Really? 208 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:30,891 Yes. 209 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,894 Gee, I haven't heard many confessions. 210 00:14:33,962 --> 00:14:37,164 Matter of fact, you'd be one of my first. 211 00:14:37,232 --> 00:14:38,432 Your first? 212 00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:40,567 In the field, I mean. 213 00:14:40,635 --> 00:14:44,405 We used to practice on friends at the seminary. 214 00:14:44,472 --> 00:14:46,907 They all had such crummy little sins. 215 00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:48,342 Barely worth confessing. 216 00:14:52,647 --> 00:14:55,082 Maybe you should have a priest 217 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,684 With a little more experience. 218 00:14:57,752 --> 00:15:00,421 Father o'hara will be here this afternoon. 219 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:04,391 He's old. 220 00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:09,930 Look, I don't know how to put this. 221 00:15:09,998 --> 00:15:13,867 This is going to be my last confession. 222 00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:15,369 No! 223 00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:17,371 Yeah. You see, I'm dying. 224 00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:18,305 No. 225 00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:26,380 You mean like- in dead? 226 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:27,381 Like in dead, yeah. 227 00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:28,983 Dying, like in dead, right. 228 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:32,919 Dying. Wow. 229 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:37,358 A lot of people say that father o'hara 230 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:40,394 Looks just like barry fitzgerald... 231 00:15:40,462 --> 00:15:41,895 You know, kindly, twinkle in the eyes. 232 00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:46,033 I don't want to talk to father o'hara. 233 00:15:46,101 --> 00:15:47,501 I want to talk to you. 234 00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:48,635 Me? 235 00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:51,271 Yes. I haven't got that much time. 236 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:54,841 I got to make my confession now, ok? 237 00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:57,911 Certainly. 238 00:15:57,979 --> 00:15:58,845 Thank you. 239 00:15:59,981 --> 00:16:01,915 One other thing. I have a hard time 240 00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:04,584 Calling you "father," father. 241 00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:07,854 Call me dave, if it is more comfortable. 242 00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:10,857 Dave. Thanks. 243 00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:12,292 After you... 244 00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:14,794 My son. 245 00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:36,816 Bless me, dave, for I have sinned. 246 00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:40,887 Dave? 247 00:16:40,955 --> 00:16:44,558 Yes, I'm still here. 248 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,127 Think I'd rather call you "father." 249 00:16:47,195 --> 00:16:48,828 Fine. 250 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:53,633 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 251 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:57,003 How long has it been since your last confession? 252 00:16:57,072 --> 00:17:00,840 Last confession I made was... 253 00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:01,875 22 years ago. 254 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,877 Boy, that's a long time. 255 00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:07,381 I was hoping one of us would be good at this. 256 00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:08,882 What? 257 00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:10,250 I said- 258 00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:17,824 Why have you stayed away from god's house? 259 00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:19,426 I don't know. 260 00:17:21,062 --> 00:17:24,764 I just stopped going to church after I... 261 00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,835 I sort of lost interest 262 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:32,606 After I discovered fu-sex. 263 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,408 That's when we lose them. 264 00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:35,909 I believe in god. 265 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,583 Don't worry. 266 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:45,319 We all lack faith sometimes. 267 00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:50,924 Want me to tell you something? 268 00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:52,626 Yeah. 269 00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:56,530 Every day... 270 00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:59,933 I have questioned if I made the right decision, 271 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:01,502 Becoming a priest. 272 00:18:01,569 --> 00:18:05,305 You see, becoming a priest, 273 00:18:05,373 --> 00:18:08,808 That can keep a person from committing sin, sure, 274 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:14,881 But it can't keep a person from lusting after women, 275 00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:17,884 Craving alcohol, 276 00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:20,754 Dreaming of screwing a business partner, 277 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,822 Contemplating going out every night- 278 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:24,391 This is my dime. Do you mind? 279 00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:25,392 I'm sorry. 280 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,161 Thank you. 281 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:29,829 Where was I? 282 00:18:29,897 --> 00:18:34,201 Um..."bless me." that part. 283 00:18:34,269 --> 00:18:35,869 Oh, yeah. 284 00:18:35,936 --> 00:18:39,306 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 285 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:40,807 Among my grievous sins... 286 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:44,578 Is jacking off still a sin? 287 00:18:47,148 --> 00:18:48,882 I mean, now? 288 00:18:48,949 --> 00:18:50,884 Is that still your biggie? 289 00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:53,620 It is mine, man. 290 00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:58,091 Oh, I know. I sell real estate. 291 00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,726 That's a sin? 292 00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:02,896 The way I sell it, it is. 293 00:19:05,132 --> 00:19:07,834 Also... 294 00:19:07,902 --> 00:19:11,738 Also, I... 295 00:19:11,806 --> 00:19:14,974 Well, the whole time I was married- 296 00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:17,444 When I should have been a good father 297 00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:20,113 To my daughter- 298 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:23,250 I was out copulating around with other women. 299 00:19:29,257 --> 00:19:32,693 You... 300 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,330 You committed adultery during your marriage? 301 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:39,999 Yes, I did. 302 00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:44,738 About...How many times? 303 00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,643 Well, let's see, I was married 8 years. 304 00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:54,715 About 200 times. 305 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:57,217 Jesus christ, son of our lord, 306 00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:59,986 Blessed member of the holy trinity. 307 00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:01,955 200 times? 308 00:20:02,022 --> 00:20:04,090 Wow! All right! 309 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,608 How's it going? 310 00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:40,277 Fine. 311 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:43,713 Where do they keep the dying patients? 312 00:20:43,781 --> 00:20:45,648 Everywhere. 313 00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:48,452 I mean the terminally ill. 314 00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:49,987 Do they keep them in a special place? 315 00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:52,322 I don't know. I ain't no doctor. 316 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,823 I'm a singer. 317 00:20:53,891 --> 00:20:55,158 I just work here part-time. 318 00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:58,328 you make me feel like dancin' 319 00:20:58,396 --> 00:21:00,330 going to dance the night away 320 00:21:00,398 --> 00:21:02,832 you make me feel like dancin' 321 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,118 going to dance the night away 322 00:21:05,185 --> 00:21:07,120 That's real nice. 323 00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:09,122 Where are the dying people? 324 00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:10,123 Why? 325 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:12,359 'cause I'm dying myself! Dead in a month. 326 00:21:12,426 --> 00:21:14,361 Don't touch the food. 327 00:21:14,428 --> 00:21:15,795 Oh, sorry. 328 00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:17,797 Check the third floor. 329 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:19,799 Don't think any of those folks are leaving. 330 00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:22,001 At least not through the front door. 331 00:21:22,069 --> 00:21:23,002 Thanks. 332 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,004 Can I use the stairs? 333 00:21:25,072 --> 00:21:26,306 Yeah, man. 334 00:21:26,374 --> 00:21:28,575 you make me feel like dancin' 335 00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:30,910 going to dance the night away 336 00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:37,517 Dr. Cambert, report to intensive care immediately. 337 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:40,019 What? 338 00:21:41,155 --> 00:21:43,757 Dr. Cambert...Never mind. 339 00:22:15,473 --> 00:22:16,973 Oh, my god. 340 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,841 I'm not gonna end up like that. 341 00:22:25,049 --> 00:22:26,983 Honey, you can't come. 342 00:22:27,051 --> 00:22:29,219 I'm still in intensive care. 343 00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:31,721 I sneaked out to call you. 344 00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:34,724 Talk some of that trash to me. 345 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,726 I have an important call. 346 00:22:36,794 --> 00:22:38,495 Buzz off, fella. 347 00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:40,997 Honey, you know what I want. 348 00:22:41,065 --> 00:22:42,999 Talk that lovey talk. 349 00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:45,001 Yeah, that's good stuff. 350 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:47,003 I hate to be rude, but this really is important. 351 00:22:47,071 --> 00:22:48,505 Kiss my ass! 352 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:50,507 Not you, honey. 353 00:22:50,575 --> 00:22:52,509 No, it's some guy. 354 00:22:52,577 --> 00:22:54,478 Oh, that's it! 355 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:57,013 Don't make me breathe too heavy! 356 00:22:57,081 --> 00:23:00,117 I don't get my pacemaker till tomorrow. 357 00:23:00,184 --> 00:23:01,518 Yeah! What? 358 00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:03,753 Yeah, that's the good part. 359 00:23:08,609 --> 00:23:10,410 I'll call you back. 360 00:23:12,546 --> 00:23:14,481 Thank you very much. 361 00:23:14,548 --> 00:23:15,915 You're welcome. 362 00:23:24,558 --> 00:23:26,426 Darlene, is marty there? 363 00:23:27,795 --> 00:23:28,995 Lunch? 364 00:23:29,062 --> 00:23:30,997 Hell, it's only 11:00. 365 00:23:31,064 --> 00:23:32,999 Where is he having lunch? 366 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:35,502 I don't give a crap what he said! 367 00:23:35,569 --> 00:23:37,804 Where is he? 368 00:23:37,872 --> 00:23:40,006 Darlene, I'll be dead in 24 hours! 369 00:23:40,073 --> 00:23:42,942 Now where's he having lunch? 370 00:23:44,812 --> 00:23:45,945 Casa ve- 371 00:23:48,549 --> 00:23:50,483 Marty, you're my best friend, 372 00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:52,719 You're my lawyer, and you're jewish, 373 00:23:52,786 --> 00:23:54,787 So you're used to pain. 374 00:23:54,855 --> 00:23:57,289 I've got to talk. 375 00:23:57,357 --> 00:23:58,557 What about? 376 00:23:58,626 --> 00:23:59,826 About dying. 377 00:23:59,893 --> 00:24:00,994 Meaning what? 378 00:24:01,061 --> 00:24:04,363 Lying underground and holding your breath forever. 379 00:24:04,431 --> 00:24:07,100 I know that. What's this got to do with you? 380 00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:09,002 Everything! I'm going to die! 381 00:24:09,069 --> 00:24:10,937 My doctor told me. 382 00:24:11,005 --> 00:24:13,940 They say anything to keep you coming. 383 00:24:14,008 --> 00:24:15,441 No, marty. Listen to me. 384 00:24:15,509 --> 00:24:18,410 I've got a toxic blood disease. 385 00:24:18,478 --> 00:24:20,513 I've known for 3 months. 386 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,015 My chest aches. 387 00:24:22,082 --> 00:24:23,516 Everything aches. 388 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,185 I'm nauseous all day and sick. 389 00:24:26,253 --> 00:24:28,187 Why didn't you tell me? 390 00:24:28,255 --> 00:24:29,689 I told you! 391 00:24:29,757 --> 00:24:32,258 Every time I'm in your office, I throw up on your desk! 392 00:24:32,325 --> 00:24:33,526 Was that you? 393 00:24:33,593 --> 00:24:34,727 Yes! 394 00:24:35,863 --> 00:24:38,230 Marty, I'm going to kill myself. 395 00:24:40,901 --> 00:24:43,036 Sonny, the enchilada plate here- 396 00:24:44,371 --> 00:24:46,405 Did you hear what I said? I'm going to kill myself! 397 00:24:50,878 --> 00:24:52,745 I really am. 398 00:24:55,115 --> 00:24:56,248 Sonny... 399 00:24:57,617 --> 00:25:00,153 You're the sweetest guy I know. 400 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,321 I'm so sorry. 401 00:25:02,389 --> 00:25:03,956 Forget it. 402 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,958 It doesn't bother me. 403 00:25:07,394 --> 00:25:08,828 That bothers me. 404 00:25:08,896 --> 00:25:10,763 I'm sorry, sonny. I'm hungry. 405 00:25:10,831 --> 00:25:12,699 I haven't eaten all day. 406 00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:15,768 Eat, if you can eat when I'm dying. 407 00:25:15,836 --> 00:25:17,770 I don't have to. 408 00:25:17,838 --> 00:25:19,772 I have more time. 409 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,273 True. 410 00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:22,775 Sonny. 411 00:25:22,843 --> 00:25:24,777 Jessie, julie... 412 00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:28,715 I will do anything I can for them. 413 00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:31,784 What a guy. 414 00:25:31,852 --> 00:25:33,452 I appreciate it. 415 00:25:38,859 --> 00:25:40,292 Sonny. 416 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,028 This is morbid, 417 00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:44,296 But we're on the subject. 418 00:25:44,364 --> 00:25:46,298 In what manner... 419 00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:47,800 How do you- 420 00:25:47,868 --> 00:25:49,301 To do it? 421 00:25:49,369 --> 00:25:50,536 Yeah. How- 422 00:25:50,604 --> 00:25:52,304 I think... 423 00:25:52,372 --> 00:25:54,306 I think sleeping pills. 424 00:25:54,374 --> 00:25:55,474 Ah! 425 00:25:57,111 --> 00:25:59,812 Most painless. Right? 426 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,814 I don't have any, 427 00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:04,050 But I could borrow some. 428 00:26:04,118 --> 00:26:05,317 Good. 429 00:26:05,385 --> 00:26:06,819 You got any? 430 00:26:06,887 --> 00:26:07,820 No. 431 00:26:07,888 --> 00:26:09,822 I have sleep-eze. 432 00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:11,758 You can't o.D. On sleep-eze. 433 00:26:11,825 --> 00:26:15,361 You could, but it would take 3,000. 434 00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:16,763 Yeah. 435 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,930 Well... 436 00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:25,504 I'm gonna go by and see mary ellen. 437 00:26:25,572 --> 00:26:28,507 But I'm not going to tell her that- 438 00:26:28,575 --> 00:26:30,009 Oh, no. 439 00:26:30,077 --> 00:26:33,780 I'll just say I'll be back sometime. 440 00:26:33,847 --> 00:26:36,048 Intelligent, sensitive... 441 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,517 That's what we expect of you. 442 00:26:38,585 --> 00:26:41,520 You can't be dying, sonny! 443 00:26:41,588 --> 00:26:44,523 Don't tell me that! 444 00:26:44,591 --> 00:26:46,259 It can't be true! 445 00:26:46,326 --> 00:26:47,694 Honey, I'm... 446 00:26:52,332 --> 00:26:54,534 I'm sorry, baby. 447 00:26:54,602 --> 00:26:58,638 I shouldn't have told you. 448 00:26:58,706 --> 00:27:01,007 Sonny, not now. 449 00:27:13,503 --> 00:27:15,071 Sonny! 450 00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:17,674 This could be my last meal. 451 00:27:18,742 --> 00:27:21,194 Sonny, not now! 452 00:27:21,262 --> 00:27:23,429 Just making a little joke. 453 00:27:23,497 --> 00:27:25,364 Well, it's a terrible one! 454 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:29,135 You're using your death. 455 00:27:30,271 --> 00:27:32,638 Yeah. You're right. 456 00:27:34,374 --> 00:27:36,876 I guess I was going for a pity fuck. 457 00:27:40,881 --> 00:27:42,615 Sonny. 458 00:27:42,683 --> 00:27:48,321 Oh, my sweet sonny! 459 00:27:48,388 --> 00:27:50,056 Stupid idea. 460 00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:54,727 Oh, sonny, what can I do 461 00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:57,697 To make you feel better? 462 00:27:57,764 --> 00:27:59,598 I didn't think you'd go for it. 463 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:04,270 Oh, sonny, I'll do anything! 464 00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:39,438 Noooo! 465 00:28:41,575 --> 00:28:43,510 Ha ha ha! 466 00:28:43,577 --> 00:28:44,944 Kitty, kitty. 467 00:28:45,012 --> 00:28:46,212 How was it in there? 468 00:28:46,279 --> 00:28:49,782 Hmm, felt good. 469 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,821 Did you... 470 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:58,624 Did you...You know? 471 00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:01,177 No. 472 00:29:04,948 --> 00:29:06,883 There was a moment there 473 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:11,087 When you arched your back and let out a little sigh... 474 00:29:11,155 --> 00:29:13,923 I thought maybe you reached orgasm then. 475 00:29:16,226 --> 00:29:17,726 No. 476 00:29:17,795 --> 00:29:19,678 You know the moment I'm talking about? 477 00:29:19,746 --> 00:29:23,016 When you had your back arched and you-ohhh-let out- 478 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:26,519 Sonny, I really don't want a blow by blow 479 00:29:26,586 --> 00:29:28,221 Description of our lovemaking. 480 00:29:28,289 --> 00:29:30,656 Takes everything out of it. 481 00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:33,659 Yeah. Of course it does. 482 00:29:33,727 --> 00:29:35,895 Maybe you reached a climax and didn't know it. 483 00:29:35,963 --> 00:29:38,331 Now, that's possible. 484 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,734 No, it's not. 485 00:29:44,504 --> 00:29:45,905 Did you at least like it? 486 00:29:45,973 --> 00:29:49,642 Well, of course I liked it, sonny. 487 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:51,711 I wouldn't do it if I didn't like it. 488 00:29:53,113 --> 00:29:55,715 Yeah, that's the difference between you and me. 489 00:29:55,783 --> 00:29:58,484 I've done it with people I didn't like. 490 00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:00,720 I've done it with people that nobody liked. 491 00:30:00,788 --> 00:30:02,638 Ohhhh! 492 00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:09,212 The least you could do for a dying man is come. 493 00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:10,746 Oh, sonny! 494 00:30:10,814 --> 00:30:12,949 You don't let go. You won't release. 495 00:30:13,016 --> 00:30:15,218 You've told me that yourself. 496 00:30:15,285 --> 00:30:18,221 Oh, please, sonny. What can I do? 497 00:30:18,288 --> 00:30:20,456 What any decent woman would do. 498 00:30:20,523 --> 00:30:21,824 Lie to me! 499 00:30:21,892 --> 00:30:24,526 For goodness sakes, I can't lie to you. 500 00:30:24,594 --> 00:30:26,729 That's why you love me. 501 00:30:26,796 --> 00:30:28,231 That's the problem! 502 00:30:28,298 --> 00:30:30,532 That's always been the problem! 503 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,534 I love you more than you love me! 504 00:30:32,602 --> 00:30:35,838 That's why you won't move in with me! 505 00:30:35,906 --> 00:30:38,440 That's why you won't come 506 00:30:38,508 --> 00:30:40,442 Or clean up this kitchen! 507 00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:43,779 Sonny, why are you doing this to me? 508 00:30:43,847 --> 00:30:45,381 Why are you saying these things 509 00:30:45,449 --> 00:30:47,250 To make me so unhappy? 510 00:30:47,317 --> 00:30:48,817 Because I'm unhappy! 511 00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:51,254 Seeing you is like... 512 00:30:51,321 --> 00:30:52,755 Being alone! 513 00:30:52,822 --> 00:30:54,156 Psss! 514 00:30:54,224 --> 00:30:56,759 Why do you keep coming here? 515 00:30:56,826 --> 00:30:59,495 I say exactly how I feel! 516 00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:01,497 Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 517 00:31:01,564 --> 00:31:03,900 Why do you come here? 518 00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:05,784 I gotta get out of here. 519 00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:07,786 Where are you going? 520 00:31:07,854 --> 00:31:10,456 I got to see julie before... 521 00:31:10,524 --> 00:31:11,891 Before what? 522 00:31:13,793 --> 00:31:16,729 Before she finds out what happened. 523 00:31:16,796 --> 00:31:18,964 I thought you hadn't decided 524 00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:21,234 If you would tell julie or not. 525 00:31:21,301 --> 00:31:24,237 Look, I want to talk to my daughter! 526 00:31:24,304 --> 00:31:27,240 Ok, all right. Don't get mad. 527 00:31:27,307 --> 00:31:31,744 I just don't want you to do anything crazy. 528 00:31:31,811 --> 00:31:33,246 Like what? 529 00:31:33,313 --> 00:31:35,048 I don't know. 530 00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:37,250 I just don't want you to hurt yourself. 531 00:31:37,317 --> 00:31:39,252 Oh, don't be silly. 532 00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:41,254 What are you talking about? 533 00:31:41,321 --> 00:31:43,256 Where's that gun I gave you? 534 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:44,257 Sonny! 535 00:31:44,324 --> 00:31:45,258 I'm just kidding. 536 00:31:45,325 --> 00:31:47,260 You're not funny! 537 00:31:47,327 --> 00:31:48,694 Yes, I am. 538 00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:49,762 Honey, I got to change. 539 00:31:49,829 --> 00:31:52,765 Julie doesn't like me in ladies' clothes. 540 00:31:52,832 --> 00:31:54,767 Sonny, I... 541 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:57,770 I hate to let you go. 542 00:31:57,837 --> 00:31:59,205 Why? 543 00:32:00,574 --> 00:32:03,709 Am I gonna see you back here tonight? 544 00:32:05,579 --> 00:32:06,946 Of course. 545 00:32:13,287 --> 00:32:14,720 Sonny... 546 00:32:14,788 --> 00:32:17,656 You promise you won't do anything? 547 00:32:19,293 --> 00:32:20,726 Mary ellen... 548 00:32:20,794 --> 00:32:23,796 If I planned to kill myself, 549 00:32:23,863 --> 00:32:25,598 Don't you think I would tell you about it, 550 00:32:25,665 --> 00:32:31,571 So you would be riddled with guilt and remorse? 551 00:32:31,638 --> 00:32:33,573 That's true. 552 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:38,477 Sleeping pills? 553 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:40,813 What do you need sleeping pills for? 554 00:32:40,881 --> 00:32:43,149 Go on a good diet. 555 00:32:43,216 --> 00:32:44,917 Give up sugar and caffeine. 556 00:32:44,985 --> 00:32:46,736 Don't lecture me! 557 00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:50,740 Don't lecture me from classes that I paid for! 558 00:32:50,807 --> 00:32:52,742 I was trying to help. 559 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:55,745 You always relate everything to money. 560 00:32:55,812 --> 00:32:57,980 A lesson I learned from your lawyer. 561 00:32:58,048 --> 00:32:59,481 Get out! 562 00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:00,983 I'm sorry. 563 00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:03,185 I don't want to fight. 564 00:33:04,555 --> 00:33:05,421 What? 565 00:33:06,557 --> 00:33:08,758 I don't want to fight with you! 566 00:33:08,825 --> 00:33:10,192 You don't? 567 00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:11,627 No! 568 00:33:12,763 --> 00:33:14,697 What's the matter, wendell? 569 00:33:14,765 --> 00:33:16,699 I don't feel good. 570 00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:19,201 Try this, you'll feel better. 571 00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:22,538 If you really can't sleep, 572 00:33:22,606 --> 00:33:25,541 Why don't you borrow some pills from your folks? 573 00:33:25,609 --> 00:33:27,310 They're hypochondriacs. 574 00:33:27,377 --> 00:33:29,812 My folks are not hypochondriacs! 575 00:33:29,879 --> 00:33:32,815 You always call them hypochondriacs! 576 00:33:32,882 --> 00:33:35,818 They might have some downers though. 577 00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:37,986 Why are you here? 578 00:33:38,054 --> 00:33:40,489 To discuss something with julie. 579 00:33:40,557 --> 00:33:41,824 It's very important. 580 00:33:41,891 --> 00:33:43,992 Maybe I'll tell you. 581 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,994 Will it depress me? 582 00:33:46,062 --> 00:33:47,496 God, I hope so. 583 00:33:47,564 --> 00:33:50,499 Would you save it till tomorrow? 584 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:52,501 Julie woke up at 5:30 this morning 585 00:33:52,569 --> 00:33:55,238 Screaming that the shark was after her again. 586 00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:58,006 I will never forgive you for taking her to that movie. 587 00:33:58,074 --> 00:34:00,610 You know she's afraid of the water. 588 00:34:00,677 --> 00:34:03,512 I'm sorry. She said she wanted to see it. 589 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,281 I was making her happy. 590 00:34:05,349 --> 00:34:07,516 She wanted to look brave to you. 591 00:34:07,584 --> 00:34:09,017 You're so dumb. 592 00:34:09,085 --> 00:34:11,454 Don't say that! I support you! 593 00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:13,456 The maid is napping. 594 00:34:13,523 --> 00:34:15,358 I support her! 595 00:34:15,425 --> 00:34:16,708 If you wake maria- 596 00:34:16,776 --> 00:34:18,193 We fired maria! 597 00:34:18,261 --> 00:34:19,962 It's another maria! 598 00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:21,463 Oh. 599 00:34:21,531 --> 00:34:23,966 Julie's screaming woke her up, too. 600 00:34:24,034 --> 00:34:25,467 So maria started screaming 601 00:34:25,535 --> 00:34:27,903 Because she thought it was the border patrol. 602 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,974 Solamente cinco pesos. 603 00:34:32,042 --> 00:34:34,476 Con cinco pesos, compra usted 604 00:34:34,544 --> 00:34:36,846 El bucket grande de kentucky fried chicken. 605 00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:39,414 Y una botella de coca-cola. 606 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:44,002 Jessie, you want to hear about heartache? 607 00:34:44,070 --> 00:34:47,005 You want to hear about heartbreak? 608 00:34:47,073 --> 00:34:48,674 You growing a beard? 609 00:34:48,741 --> 00:34:50,342 Yes, for 3 months. 610 00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:51,343 Why? 611 00:34:51,411 --> 00:34:53,612 Because some mornings 612 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,447 I don't have the strength to shave. 613 00:34:55,515 --> 00:34:57,883 You should go to a barber. 614 00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:02,604 You don't care about me at all. 615 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:06,442 Not since you walked out that door. 616 00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:08,961 You threw me out the door! 617 00:35:09,029 --> 00:35:10,729 With 2 hookers! 618 00:35:10,797 --> 00:35:12,898 One little mistake! 619 00:35:12,966 --> 00:35:16,068 I've paid for it for 6 years. 620 00:35:16,135 --> 00:35:18,070 Out of respect for you, 621 00:35:18,137 --> 00:35:21,707 The three of us 622 00:35:21,775 --> 00:35:23,075 Never laid down on our bed. 623 00:35:24,377 --> 00:35:27,580 That's my date. Please get out. 624 00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,747 No. 625 00:35:28,815 --> 00:35:29,682 Aaahh! 626 00:35:32,318 --> 00:35:34,086 Why don't you drop dead? 627 00:35:34,153 --> 00:35:36,589 I'm working on it. 628 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:38,423 Buenos tardes. 629 00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:40,092 Tu es hermosa. 630 00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:41,594 Oh, grazie. 631 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,596 Te es divinal. 632 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:44,597 Ah, merci. 633 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,765 Oh, merci. 634 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,100 Una momento. 635 00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:49,434 ¿si? 636 00:35:49,502 --> 00:35:52,938 No prestes au atencion a ese schmuck. 637 00:35:55,341 --> 00:35:57,442 Now, you be civil or I'll kill you. 638 00:36:02,015 --> 00:36:06,051 I don't know how to tell you this, but... 639 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:10,122 I'm a dying man. 640 00:36:10,189 --> 00:36:11,757 Senor, 641 00:36:11,825 --> 00:36:13,492 Yo no hablo ingles. 642 00:36:15,629 --> 00:36:18,563 Son of a gun. That's too bad. 643 00:36:18,632 --> 00:36:21,000 Ok, vamanos. 644 00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:25,570 I need to talk to you. 645 00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:26,905 Let go. 646 00:36:26,973 --> 00:36:28,741 We need to talk. 647 00:36:28,808 --> 00:36:29,908 Por favor, 648 00:36:29,976 --> 00:36:32,577 Esperas en el auto. 649 00:36:32,646 --> 00:36:33,912 Ok? 650 00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,080 S'il vous plait? 651 00:36:35,148 --> 00:36:36,381 Yeah. Ok. 652 00:36:36,449 --> 00:36:37,916 And fuck the panama canal! 653 00:36:37,984 --> 00:36:39,084 Let go. 654 00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:41,754 Are you going to taco bell 655 00:36:41,821 --> 00:36:43,588 For a cock fight? 656 00:36:43,657 --> 00:36:45,057 You are a racist ass. 657 00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:47,793 We're going to a french restaurant. 658 00:36:47,861 --> 00:36:49,594 After that, we're attending a seminar. 659 00:36:49,663 --> 00:36:51,263 Oh, boring, boring! 660 00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:52,765 Maybe to you, sonny, 661 00:36:52,832 --> 00:36:54,900 But I'm trying to make my life better. 662 00:36:54,968 --> 00:36:57,169 It may not work, but I'm trying. 663 00:36:57,236 --> 00:36:58,971 Where did you meet this beaner? 664 00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:01,073 Beaner? 665 00:37:01,141 --> 00:37:03,742 I met this beaner in the english class I teach. 666 00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:06,745 How nice. Teacher takes out the student. 667 00:37:06,813 --> 00:37:08,147 A little tea and sympathy- 668 00:37:08,214 --> 00:37:10,448 You're also a sexist ass, too! 669 00:37:10,516 --> 00:37:11,884 You look 10 years older than him! 670 00:37:11,951 --> 00:37:13,518 You look like his chaperone! 671 00:37:13,586 --> 00:37:15,721 How dare you say that? You're going with a girl 672 00:37:15,789 --> 00:37:17,556 Who probably still wears a retainer! 673 00:37:17,623 --> 00:37:20,225 Listen to me! I got to talk to you! 674 00:37:20,293 --> 00:37:21,727 If you don't get out of my way, 675 00:37:21,795 --> 00:37:23,662 I'll give you a karate chop. 676 00:37:23,730 --> 00:37:25,230 You wouldn't dare! 677 00:37:25,298 --> 00:37:27,032 You don't think so? 678 00:37:35,274 --> 00:37:36,709 Ok, sonny, 679 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:39,144 Pull yourself together now. 680 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,147 Here we go. 681 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,038 Are you going to go? 682 00:37:50,106 --> 00:37:51,039 Huh? 683 00:37:51,107 --> 00:37:53,042 Of course not. 684 00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:55,611 Last time you got up, your chair was on fire. 685 00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:56,945 Don't yell! 686 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,380 I'm not deaf! 687 00:37:59,515 --> 00:38:00,949 Oh, hello, dear. 688 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,117 Hi, mom. 689 00:38:02,185 --> 00:38:03,618 Shave that thing off. 690 00:38:03,686 --> 00:38:05,620 I'm working on it. I bought you some candy. 691 00:38:05,688 --> 00:38:06,789 Thank you. 692 00:38:06,856 --> 00:38:08,240 Hiya, pop. 693 00:38:11,310 --> 00:38:12,912 Hiya, pop! 694 00:38:12,979 --> 00:38:14,479 Who is it? 695 00:38:14,548 --> 00:38:16,582 It's your only son. 696 00:38:16,650 --> 00:38:19,484 You never forget the holy water. 697 00:38:19,553 --> 00:38:20,886 You hungry? 698 00:38:20,954 --> 00:38:22,922 I'm almost out of milk. 699 00:38:22,989 --> 00:38:24,322 How's the art world? 700 00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:25,591 What? 701 00:38:25,659 --> 00:38:27,593 How's the art world? 702 00:38:27,661 --> 00:38:29,595 Boring, boring! 703 00:38:29,663 --> 00:38:33,599 What the hell else can you do past 70? 704 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,936 Sit and watch your hands turn brown? 705 00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:38,938 I hope you can stay. 706 00:38:39,005 --> 00:38:41,540 We never talk. 707 00:38:41,608 --> 00:38:43,542 I can't stay long. 708 00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:46,244 Listen, I haven't slept well lately. 709 00:38:46,312 --> 00:38:48,814 I need some sleeping pills. 710 00:38:48,881 --> 00:38:50,316 Sleeping pills? 711 00:38:50,383 --> 00:38:53,052 We don't have sleeping pills. 712 00:38:53,486 --> 00:38:55,054 You know damn well we got enough sleeping pills 713 00:38:55,121 --> 00:38:58,924 To put the mormon tabernacle choir in a coma. 714 00:39:00,126 --> 00:39:01,493 Help yourself, son. 715 00:39:02,629 --> 00:39:04,546 Thank you, pop. 716 00:39:04,613 --> 00:39:07,049 Take what you need, but be careful. 717 00:39:07,116 --> 00:39:08,616 Don't take too many. 718 00:39:12,055 --> 00:39:13,989 Oh, god! 719 00:39:14,057 --> 00:39:15,423 A 9. 720 00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:18,493 Try those blue ones! 721 00:39:18,561 --> 00:39:20,996 They'll really put you in la-la land. 722 00:39:21,064 --> 00:39:22,497 Wowee! 723 00:39:22,565 --> 00:39:24,499 I should never have married 724 00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:26,501 An irishman who drinks. 725 00:39:26,569 --> 00:39:28,436 Try finding one who doesn't! 726 00:39:33,343 --> 00:39:34,442 My god! 727 00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:40,648 No wonder they put up with each other. 728 00:39:42,418 --> 00:39:44,853 I don't like this guy's colors. 729 00:39:44,921 --> 00:39:46,855 They're all the same. 730 00:39:46,923 --> 00:39:49,657 All day, I've been painting 11, 11, 11. 731 00:39:51,094 --> 00:39:53,028 I'm sorry, ben. 732 00:39:53,096 --> 00:39:55,530 The store was out of sad clowns. 733 00:40:01,121 --> 00:40:02,488 The blue ones... 734 00:40:03,623 --> 00:40:06,591 They'll really put you in la-la land. 735 00:40:07,027 --> 00:40:08,961 Took place in south america 736 00:40:09,029 --> 00:40:12,297 In the rich wildlife area along the kanani river, 737 00:40:12,365 --> 00:40:14,549 Creating a vast man-made lake 738 00:40:14,617 --> 00:40:16,518 That flooded the wildlife range. 739 00:40:16,585 --> 00:40:20,172 Pedro cabal found this kinkajou 740 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,557 Swimming over flooded treetops that were once its home. 741 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:27,529 Our orphaned baby otters would have starved 742 00:40:27,596 --> 00:40:30,198 If we hadn't found them near their den. 743 00:40:30,266 --> 00:40:31,800 I'll see you two later. 744 00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:33,302 Good-bye, pop. 745 00:40:33,369 --> 00:40:34,403 Bye-bye, my boy. 746 00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:35,404 Good-bye, dear. 747 00:40:35,471 --> 00:40:36,571 Sure you're not hungry? 748 00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:37,605 The meatloaf is great. 749 00:40:37,941 --> 00:40:39,124 I'll have to heat it up. 750 00:40:39,192 --> 00:40:40,726 Think you can handle it, maureen? 751 00:40:40,794 --> 00:40:42,127 I didn't mean that. 752 00:40:42,195 --> 00:40:46,031 That's all right. I'm...I'm not hungry. 753 00:40:46,099 --> 00:40:48,400 I'll see you later. 754 00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:49,334 Bye. 755 00:40:55,575 --> 00:40:58,877 With the ocelot safely back at our camp compound, 756 00:40:58,945 --> 00:41:00,979 We patrol the lake once more, 757 00:41:01,047 --> 00:41:03,282 Searching for signs of life. 758 00:41:03,349 --> 00:41:05,250 We had set up our base camp on an island 759 00:41:05,318 --> 00:41:07,752 That gave us a good view over much of the lake. 760 00:41:27,757 --> 00:41:29,058 I'm not paying all kinds of money 761 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:31,426 For my daughter to learn smut. 762 00:41:31,494 --> 00:41:32,895 You're certainly not. 763 00:41:32,962 --> 00:41:36,065 Her bill hasn't been paid in months. 764 00:41:40,469 --> 00:41:42,237 Nice outfit for a striptease. 765 00:41:42,305 --> 00:41:43,605 It's from a stage show. 766 00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:45,107 I saw it in the navy. 767 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,429 Wear a coat over that. Isn't it cold? 768 00:41:51,497 --> 00:41:53,231 It's 100 degrees out! 769 00:41:53,299 --> 00:41:55,734 I'd like to take off this dumb hat. 770 00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:58,904 What's the matter? It's cute. 771 00:41:58,972 --> 00:42:01,139 Why did we have to put "daddy's girl" on it? 772 00:42:01,207 --> 00:42:03,575 Makes me sound like a race horse. 773 00:42:03,643 --> 00:42:05,010 I'm not having my daughter wear a hat 774 00:42:05,078 --> 00:42:06,444 That says "bitch" on it. 775 00:42:08,514 --> 00:42:11,182 Dad, why'd you bring me here? I hate miniature golf. 776 00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:12,784 You loved it last time. 777 00:42:12,852 --> 00:42:15,120 That was 6 years ago. 778 00:42:16,689 --> 00:42:18,724 The game hasn't changed that much. 779 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,291 Castles are bigger. 780 00:42:20,359 --> 00:42:21,710 I've changed. 781 00:42:23,847 --> 00:42:25,280 I know you've changed. 782 00:42:25,348 --> 00:42:27,549 That's why I want to talk to you. 783 00:42:27,617 --> 00:42:28,984 Sit down. 784 00:42:33,356 --> 00:42:36,825 Julie, I want to talk to you about sex. 785 00:42:38,862 --> 00:42:42,297 If it's about sex, I know plenty. 786 00:42:42,365 --> 00:42:44,299 Oh, you do? Like what? 787 00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:47,702 I'm at the top of my sex education class. 788 00:42:47,771 --> 00:42:49,838 I just got an "a" on my paper on menstruation. 789 00:42:49,906 --> 00:42:51,640 How nice! 790 00:42:53,777 --> 00:42:55,394 How can I put this delicately 791 00:42:55,461 --> 00:42:57,396 So you won't be suspicious 792 00:42:57,463 --> 00:42:59,898 Of the opposite sex for the rest of your life? 793 00:42:59,965 --> 00:43:01,400 You see, 794 00:43:01,467 --> 00:43:03,986 All boys, and all men... 795 00:43:05,621 --> 00:43:07,555 Are rotten filthy beasts who just want to get you 796 00:43:07,623 --> 00:43:10,092 In the sack and then dump on you. 797 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,696 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 798 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:18,033 Dad, why are you telling me this? 799 00:43:19,803 --> 00:43:21,036 I'm going away for a while. 800 00:43:24,073 --> 00:43:25,874 Maybe for a long while. 801 00:43:27,777 --> 00:43:28,811 Julie... 802 00:43:28,878 --> 00:43:31,847 But I'm coming back. 803 00:43:33,933 --> 00:43:35,383 I am coming back. 804 00:43:38,804 --> 00:43:42,524 God damn it, why are you wearing that? 805 00:43:42,591 --> 00:43:45,093 Why can't you wear a coat over it? 806 00:43:45,161 --> 00:43:46,295 It's obscene! 807 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,497 Take me home. 808 00:44:02,178 --> 00:44:03,745 I'm sorry we had a fight. 809 00:44:06,549 --> 00:44:09,151 Me, too. 810 00:44:11,354 --> 00:44:13,355 Tell you what... 811 00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:15,958 Let's not be mad at each other. 812 00:44:16,025 --> 00:44:18,126 Ever again. 813 00:44:18,194 --> 00:44:20,562 About today or anything in the future. 814 00:44:20,629 --> 00:44:23,548 What do you mean? 815 00:44:23,616 --> 00:44:25,984 Well, in this old world, 816 00:44:26,052 --> 00:44:29,020 Sometimes things happen we don't understand. 817 00:44:29,088 --> 00:44:30,922 You know? 818 00:44:30,990 --> 00:44:32,958 But years later when we think about them, 819 00:44:33,025 --> 00:44:34,859 They make sense. 820 00:44:34,927 --> 00:44:38,279 I don't understand what you're trying to say. 821 00:44:39,582 --> 00:44:40,883 That's good. 822 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:45,888 Good-bye. 823 00:44:49,292 --> 00:44:50,893 Dad. Yeah? 824 00:44:56,966 --> 00:44:58,967 Is this a business trip? 825 00:44:59,035 --> 00:45:00,903 Yeah, it's a business trip. 826 00:45:02,805 --> 00:45:05,407 Are you taking mary ellen with you? 827 00:45:06,992 --> 00:45:07,992 No. 828 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,428 Then who the hell's gonna take care of you? 829 00:45:10,496 --> 00:45:12,130 Don't cuss! 830 00:45:12,198 --> 00:45:14,465 Wish I could go. 831 00:45:14,533 --> 00:45:15,967 Damn it, don't say that. 832 00:45:16,035 --> 00:45:16,902 Why? 833 00:45:20,372 --> 00:45:22,240 Dad, what's wrong? 834 00:45:27,379 --> 00:45:29,314 Where are you going? 835 00:45:29,381 --> 00:45:31,817 Bakersfield. 836 00:45:34,887 --> 00:45:37,022 You sound funny. 837 00:45:37,323 --> 00:45:39,675 Like you're going someplace awful. 838 00:45:39,742 --> 00:45:42,143 You ever been to bakersfield? 839 00:45:45,597 --> 00:45:48,466 I know you haven't felt well lately. 840 00:45:53,105 --> 00:45:56,041 You're going to the hospital, aren't you? 841 00:45:56,108 --> 00:45:58,676 No! I'm not going to the hospital. 842 00:45:59,946 --> 00:46:02,981 I'm not going in the hospital. 843 00:46:03,049 --> 00:46:04,365 Swear to god? 844 00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,034 I swear to god. 845 00:46:06,102 --> 00:46:07,535 Cross your heart? 846 00:46:07,604 --> 00:46:09,537 Cross my heart. 847 00:46:09,606 --> 00:46:10,739 Hope to die? 848 00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:15,877 I hope to die. 849 00:46:15,945 --> 00:46:17,312 I'm glad. 850 00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:21,483 I'll miss you, julie. 851 00:46:23,453 --> 00:46:25,820 I'll miss you more than anybody. 852 00:46:26,956 --> 00:46:30,892 You'll see me when you get back. 853 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,994 Yeah. 854 00:46:34,464 --> 00:46:35,830 I love you. 855 00:46:38,468 --> 00:46:39,901 You better go. 856 00:46:39,969 --> 00:46:40,835 Bye-bye. 857 00:46:51,314 --> 00:46:52,680 I love you. 858 00:46:58,504 --> 00:46:59,871 "wendell sonny lawson..." 859 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,208 "love from mother." 860 00:47:08,047 --> 00:47:11,116 God, what an ass I had. 861 00:47:17,723 --> 00:47:20,208 You know, if I had been 4 seconds faster 862 00:47:20,275 --> 00:47:21,909 In the 100-yard dash, 863 00:47:21,977 --> 00:47:23,778 I would have been all-american. 864 00:47:25,898 --> 00:47:27,466 Memories. 865 00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:38,109 Is this the coward's way out? 866 00:47:38,177 --> 00:47:40,178 Of course. That's why I picked it. 867 00:47:44,016 --> 00:47:46,117 Come on. 868 00:47:46,185 --> 00:47:48,386 Get on with it. 869 00:48:02,735 --> 00:48:04,202 That's a pretty one. 870 00:48:16,883 --> 00:48:20,968 God, sour-shit! Pah! Shit! Ca-ca! 871 00:48:39,121 --> 00:48:41,155 God damn, they're right! 872 00:48:41,223 --> 00:48:42,957 You can't take just one. 873 00:48:55,871 --> 00:48:57,338 "lonely? 874 00:48:57,406 --> 00:48:59,340 "depressed? 875 00:48:59,408 --> 00:49:02,610 Contemplating suicide?" 876 00:49:02,678 --> 00:49:04,846 Ha ha ha! 877 00:49:04,914 --> 00:49:06,848 "don't do it. 878 00:49:06,916 --> 00:49:09,283 Dial 555-h-e-l-p." 879 00:49:12,588 --> 00:49:13,721 Why not? 880 00:49:16,859 --> 00:49:17,892 5-5-5... 881 00:49:20,195 --> 00:49:24,732 H-e-l-p. 882 00:49:26,535 --> 00:49:27,469 Hello. 883 00:49:27,536 --> 00:49:28,970 Hello. Help- 884 00:49:29,037 --> 00:49:31,138 Thank you for calling help. 885 00:49:31,206 --> 00:49:32,640 Ma'am, listen, 886 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,809 I'm doing a terrible thing- 887 00:49:34,877 --> 00:49:36,811 To discuss problems with you- 888 00:49:36,879 --> 00:49:38,980 I'm taking booze and downers- 889 00:49:39,047 --> 00:49:40,982 All the lines are busy- 890 00:49:41,049 --> 00:49:42,484 It's very dangerous- 891 00:49:42,551 --> 00:49:44,819 This is a recording. 892 00:49:44,887 --> 00:49:45,920 Ma'am? 893 00:49:47,890 --> 00:49:48,756 Hello? 894 00:49:50,225 --> 00:49:51,092 Twat! 895 00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:04,105 I'm going to do it. 896 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,108 God, what a mess! 897 00:50:09,411 --> 00:50:11,846 Look at all that color. 898 00:50:11,914 --> 00:50:14,782 It looks like walt disney threw up. 899 00:50:27,229 --> 00:50:28,429 No. 900 00:50:57,976 --> 00:51:00,845 I never even had my own dog. 901 00:51:08,321 --> 00:51:10,121 It ain't working yet. 902 00:51:13,258 --> 00:51:14,793 Nothing's happening. 903 00:51:18,764 --> 00:51:20,598 Ha ha ha! 904 00:51:26,439 --> 00:51:27,806 A note. 905 00:51:29,442 --> 00:51:30,875 Oh, my god, 906 00:51:30,943 --> 00:51:32,811 I forgot the note. 907 00:51:34,947 --> 00:51:37,816 Who do I write the note to? 908 00:51:39,452 --> 00:51:41,386 Jessie. 909 00:51:41,454 --> 00:51:43,388 Uh... 910 00:51:43,456 --> 00:51:46,391 No, if I write it to jessie, 911 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:49,694 Mary ellen will be hurt. 912 00:51:50,863 --> 00:51:53,398 If I write it to mary ellen, 913 00:51:53,466 --> 00:51:55,333 Jessie will be hurt. 914 00:51:56,469 --> 00:51:58,903 No matter who I write it to, 915 00:51:58,971 --> 00:52:01,406 My mother will be hurt. 916 00:52:01,474 --> 00:52:04,909 I could write it to my father, 917 00:52:04,977 --> 00:52:07,846 But he probably wouldn't read it. 918 00:52:12,918 --> 00:52:14,786 Who do I know... 919 00:52:17,423 --> 00:52:20,358 Who do I know that's mature enough 920 00:52:20,426 --> 00:52:22,794 To handle the suicide note? 921 00:52:31,937 --> 00:52:33,304 "dear..." 922 00:52:35,941 --> 00:52:37,308 "julie..." 923 00:52:41,614 --> 00:52:44,949 I'm so sorry. 924 00:52:45,017 --> 00:52:47,819 "daddy is so..." 925 00:52:49,955 --> 00:52:52,223 "so sorry." 926 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:28,843 God damn son of a bitch. 927 00:53:28,911 --> 00:53:31,045 Hi. 928 00:53:31,113 --> 00:53:32,780 It's very interesting the way you woke up cursing. 929 00:53:32,848 --> 00:53:35,083 A large percentage of attempted suicides 930 00:53:35,150 --> 00:53:37,185 Wake up with exclamations of hostility. 931 00:53:37,252 --> 00:53:39,253 Where am I? 932 00:53:39,321 --> 00:53:41,055 92% ask that. 933 00:53:41,123 --> 00:53:43,224 You're in la playa. 934 00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:44,992 The nut house? 935 00:53:46,128 --> 00:53:48,062 That's a cruel label. 936 00:53:48,130 --> 00:53:50,998 We prefer booby hatch. 937 00:53:52,134 --> 00:53:53,500 You a doctor? 938 00:53:53,568 --> 00:53:55,003 Oh, no. 939 00:53:55,071 --> 00:53:57,005 Me? No. 940 00:53:57,073 --> 00:53:58,439 I'm a patient. 941 00:54:00,076 --> 00:54:03,011 Marlon joseph borunki, paranoid schizophrenic. 942 00:54:03,079 --> 00:54:05,013 Deep feelings of inferiority 943 00:54:05,081 --> 00:54:07,515 Alternating with delusions of grandeur. 944 00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:08,683 Hi. 945 00:54:08,751 --> 00:54:13,121 Sonny lawson. Real estate. 946 00:54:13,188 --> 00:54:15,991 Didn't you used to be on television 947 00:54:16,058 --> 00:54:19,027 Selling land somewhere? 948 00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:20,795 I used to watch you. Lake crest estates, right? 949 00:54:20,863 --> 00:54:24,132 You didn't buy a lot? I swear there was a lake! 950 00:54:24,199 --> 00:54:27,135 I don't buy land from television. 951 00:54:27,202 --> 00:54:30,138 I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy. 952 00:54:30,205 --> 00:54:32,140 A real tv star! 953 00:54:32,207 --> 00:54:33,875 How'd I get here? 954 00:54:33,943 --> 00:54:36,377 I can't get over it! 955 00:54:36,445 --> 00:54:38,713 Sonny lawson...What? 956 00:54:38,781 --> 00:54:40,715 How'd I get here? 957 00:54:40,783 --> 00:54:44,385 They transferred you from the hospital. 958 00:54:44,453 --> 00:54:46,888 You tried to kill yourself. 959 00:54:46,956 --> 00:54:49,057 Unsuccessfully, needless to add. 960 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,558 Aw, shit! 961 00:54:50,626 --> 00:54:53,261 Why did you say it, dummy? 962 00:54:57,900 --> 00:55:00,835 I'm writing a book on insanity. 963 00:55:00,903 --> 00:55:04,172 You should write about something you know. 964 00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,840 I'm calling it, 965 00:55:05,908 --> 00:55:07,842 Fruitcakes I have known. 966 00:55:07,910 --> 00:55:11,345 There's 2 whole chapters on suicide. 967 00:55:11,413 --> 00:55:14,899 Did you know that 50% of all... 968 00:55:14,934 --> 00:55:17,368 F-f-female suicides have bleached hair 969 00:55:17,436 --> 00:55:19,304 And a hysterectomy scar? 970 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:22,756 Are you blue? Depressed? 971 00:55:22,825 --> 00:55:24,358 Yeah. 972 00:55:24,426 --> 00:55:25,960 Oh. 973 00:55:26,028 --> 00:55:28,262 I thought I'd wake up dead! 974 00:55:28,330 --> 00:55:30,364 They had no right to stop me like that! 975 00:55:30,432 --> 00:55:31,866 Technically, they did. 976 00:55:31,934 --> 00:55:34,869 It's against the law to kill yourself. 977 00:55:34,937 --> 00:55:36,370 You're kidding? 978 00:55:36,438 --> 00:55:37,872 Are you kidding? 979 00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:39,373 Suicide's a serious thing. 980 00:55:39,441 --> 00:55:41,375 I've never lied to you, have I? 981 00:55:41,443 --> 00:55:42,376 No. 982 00:55:42,444 --> 00:55:43,610 See? 983 00:55:43,678 --> 00:55:46,881 Suicide is legislated against in most states. 984 00:55:46,949 --> 00:55:50,885 It's all in the appendix of my book. 985 00:55:50,953 --> 00:55:52,386 Dumb law. 986 00:55:52,454 --> 00:55:54,388 I agree with you. It's very presumptuous 987 00:55:54,456 --> 00:55:56,257 To tell a person how they can die 988 00:55:56,325 --> 00:55:57,825 Or even how they can live. 989 00:55:57,893 --> 00:55:59,327 A dumb law! 990 00:55:59,394 --> 00:56:01,262 It's a dumb law! 991 00:56:02,898 --> 00:56:05,333 Sane people make crazy rules. 992 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,634 Do you like me? 993 00:56:09,238 --> 00:56:10,338 Sure. 994 00:56:10,405 --> 00:56:13,007 I don't know you very well. 995 00:56:13,075 --> 00:56:15,843 Are you kidding? I'm very superficial. 996 00:56:15,911 --> 00:56:17,345 You said it. 997 00:56:17,412 --> 00:56:19,780 I know! Leave me alone! 998 00:56:27,422 --> 00:56:29,857 Are you rooming here with me? 999 00:56:29,925 --> 00:56:30,925 Me? 1000 00:56:30,993 --> 00:56:31,859 No. 1001 00:56:33,495 --> 00:56:34,362 No. 1002 00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:41,936 Actually, I'm in the south wing. 1003 00:56:42,004 --> 00:56:43,938 Ta-da! 1004 00:56:44,006 --> 00:56:45,773 The south wing. 1005 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,775 With the dangerous ones. 1006 00:56:47,842 --> 00:56:48,876 You're dangerous? 1007 00:56:48,944 --> 00:56:49,944 No. 1008 00:56:50,012 --> 00:56:51,279 Yes! 1009 00:56:51,346 --> 00:56:52,446 No. 1010 00:56:52,514 --> 00:56:53,881 Don't listen to him. 1011 00:56:53,949 --> 00:56:56,083 Actually, my father thought I was very dangerous. 1012 00:56:59,054 --> 00:57:00,388 Your father? 1013 00:57:00,455 --> 00:57:02,390 Did he put you here? 1014 00:57:02,457 --> 00:57:03,891 No. Kind of. 1015 00:57:03,959 --> 00:57:05,326 I strangled him. 1016 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:10,398 You mean... 1017 00:57:10,465 --> 00:57:11,899 Like that? 1018 00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:14,402 No. More like that. 1019 00:57:14,469 --> 00:57:17,838 He was right about me being dangerous. 1020 00:57:20,993 --> 00:57:23,460 Doctors have different theories about why I did it. 1021 00:57:23,528 --> 00:57:25,196 Mother complex, father complex. 1022 00:57:25,263 --> 00:57:28,265 Feelings of inferiority, suppressed rage. 1023 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:31,869 But I and I alone know the reason that I did it. 1024 00:57:34,506 --> 00:57:36,373 It was because... 1025 00:57:38,010 --> 00:57:40,377 He was so polish. 1026 00:57:44,282 --> 00:57:45,516 Polish? 1027 00:57:47,853 --> 00:57:52,056 When I was a kid, I was tormented with polish jokes. 1028 00:57:52,124 --> 00:57:53,490 Oh, you know. 1029 00:57:53,558 --> 00:57:55,426 Who was poland's man of the year? 1030 00:57:55,493 --> 00:57:58,162 Nobody. 1031 00:57:58,230 --> 00:58:02,333 How do you sing the polish national anthem? 1032 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,804 You don't sing it, you fart it. 1033 00:58:08,373 --> 00:58:11,442 How do you tell a polack's identification? 1034 00:58:11,509 --> 00:58:15,046 By the shit in his wallet. 1035 00:58:23,155 --> 00:58:25,356 Kids can be very cruel. 1036 00:58:25,423 --> 00:58:28,259 What kids? My father told me those. 1037 00:58:28,326 --> 00:58:30,995 He was always teasing me. 1038 00:58:31,063 --> 00:58:36,533 He was a big, loud, hairy, sweaty polack! 1039 00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:41,105 He was covered with sweat. Always. 1040 00:58:41,173 --> 00:58:44,142 Only man I know who could sweat while he was swimming. 1041 00:58:44,209 --> 00:58:47,078 And I could never have friends over 1042 00:58:47,146 --> 00:58:49,747 Because he challenged them 1043 00:58:49,815 --> 00:58:51,649 To a nose-picking contest... 1044 00:58:51,716 --> 00:58:53,517 And he always won! 1045 00:58:57,156 --> 00:58:59,590 Got a minute? 1046 00:58:59,658 --> 00:59:01,592 Sure. 1047 00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:04,428 Then I finally brought home my... 1048 00:59:04,496 --> 00:59:06,530 G...G... 1049 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,517 Girl. 1050 00:59:10,652 --> 00:59:13,587 ...Before I took her out to dinner. 1051 00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:16,590 I knew I shouldn't have done it. 1052 00:59:16,658 --> 00:59:20,594 He was sitting in his favorite sweaty undershirt, 1053 00:59:20,662 --> 00:59:22,096 Drinking beer, 1054 00:59:22,164 --> 00:59:24,598 Eating chili with his fingers, 1055 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,600 And watching celebrity bowling. 1056 00:59:26,668 --> 00:59:30,604 At first, he was nice, we were talking nice, 1057 00:59:30,672 --> 00:59:33,107 And then he was so stupid! 1058 00:59:33,175 --> 00:59:36,410 He said how he thought moby dick 1059 00:59:36,478 --> 00:59:38,812 Was a venereal disease. 1060 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,814 I told him in a nice way 1061 00:59:40,882 --> 00:59:43,384 What a stupid idiot he was. 1062 00:59:43,452 --> 00:59:46,753 Then he told her that he thought 1063 00:59:46,821 --> 00:59:48,456 She was wasting her time 1064 00:59:48,523 --> 00:59:52,560 With a loser like me. 1065 00:59:52,627 --> 00:59:57,030 So I put my hands around his 22-inch neck 1066 00:59:57,099 --> 00:59:59,066 And I strangled him! 1067 01:00:03,972 --> 01:00:06,407 We never went to dinner 1068 01:00:06,475 --> 01:00:08,409 Because I strangled him. 1069 01:00:08,477 --> 01:00:10,978 You say it like you're proud! 1070 01:00:11,045 --> 01:00:14,615 Well, you didn't have the courage to do it. 1071 01:00:14,682 --> 01:00:16,250 Stop it! 1072 01:00:16,318 --> 01:00:17,884 No! 1073 01:00:19,988 --> 01:00:23,857 I feel sick. I feel sick. 1074 01:00:23,925 --> 01:00:26,860 When I was a little kid, my mother left us. 1075 01:00:26,928 --> 01:00:29,363 Just left us. I was a baby. 1076 01:00:29,431 --> 01:00:31,365 She said, "bye! Bye!" 1077 01:00:31,433 --> 01:00:34,801 I have always respected her for that. 1078 01:00:39,441 --> 01:00:43,810 Think this county will ever switch to the metric system? 1079 01:00:48,183 --> 01:00:50,251 I got to pee. 1080 01:00:50,318 --> 01:00:54,321 100% of all new arrivals have to pee. 1081 01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:56,823 Don't get up. Ta-da! 1082 01:00:56,891 --> 01:00:58,825 I can't use that. 1083 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:00,827 Want a bigger one? 1084 01:01:00,895 --> 01:01:01,828 No. 1085 01:01:01,896 --> 01:01:03,830 I'll get the nurse. 1086 01:01:03,898 --> 01:01:06,500 No! I can't pee with a nurse around. 1087 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:13,274 9! 1088 01:01:19,147 --> 01:01:21,415 I can't pee with the door open. 1089 01:01:26,271 --> 01:01:30,090 You know, you got a lot of rules about peeing. 1090 01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:31,525 Yeah, I know. 1091 01:01:51,396 --> 01:01:52,596 Finished? 1092 01:01:52,664 --> 01:01:53,531 Yeah. 1093 01:01:53,598 --> 01:01:54,932 Mr. Lawson! 1094 01:01:54,999 --> 01:01:56,434 That's all right, 1095 01:01:56,501 --> 01:01:59,403 Having so many rules about peeing. 1096 01:01:59,471 --> 01:02:00,404 Thank you. 1097 01:02:00,472 --> 01:02:02,573 You're welcome. He pees a lot. 1098 01:02:02,641 --> 01:02:05,075 Damn it, there's nothing in there! 1099 01:02:05,143 --> 01:02:07,077 Nothing in there to stick or shove or cut! 1100 01:02:07,145 --> 01:02:08,679 No way you could kill yourself in there! 1101 01:02:08,747 --> 01:02:10,047 They're very thorough. 1102 01:02:10,114 --> 01:02:11,415 That's so stupid! 1103 01:02:11,483 --> 01:02:12,883 There's no razors. 1104 01:02:12,951 --> 01:02:15,085 New shatterproof glass. There's no mirrors. 1105 01:02:15,153 --> 01:02:16,420 No mirror? 1106 01:02:16,488 --> 01:02:18,088 There's no mirror in here! 1107 01:02:18,156 --> 01:02:21,291 There's no place you could look at yourself! 1108 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:26,597 You can't look at yourself! 1109 01:02:26,664 --> 01:02:27,664 I'm so sorry. 1110 01:02:27,732 --> 01:02:30,234 I wish you could hurt yourself. 1111 01:02:32,737 --> 01:02:35,439 What are you doing? 1112 01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:36,707 You're, uh... 1113 01:02:38,443 --> 01:02:40,711 You're a fighter. 1114 01:02:40,778 --> 01:02:43,447 You're cold? 1115 01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:46,817 You're hitting me. 1116 01:02:46,885 --> 01:02:48,919 You're trying to suffocate! 1117 01:02:48,987 --> 01:02:51,022 No, don't do that! Know what happens? 1118 01:02:51,089 --> 01:02:54,625 You pass out, breathe, and get a headache. 1119 01:02:54,692 --> 01:02:56,460 It doesn't work. 1120 01:02:59,797 --> 01:03:00,731 See? 1121 01:03:00,798 --> 01:03:02,066 No, it doesn't work. 1122 01:03:02,134 --> 01:03:03,901 Shoot! 1123 01:03:03,968 --> 01:03:05,302 You got a headache, right? 1124 01:03:05,370 --> 01:03:06,737 I got a headache. 1125 01:03:06,804 --> 01:03:09,106 Told you. Look, an electric bed. 1126 01:03:09,174 --> 01:03:11,008 Stick your head in there 1127 01:03:11,076 --> 01:03:13,511 And crack it like a walnut. See? 1128 01:03:13,578 --> 01:03:14,545 Oh! 1129 01:03:16,081 --> 01:03:18,349 You're not so crazy. 1130 01:03:20,085 --> 01:03:22,219 Tut, tut, tut, marlon. 1131 01:03:23,721 --> 01:03:26,023 Tut, tut, tut, marlon. 1132 01:03:26,091 --> 01:03:29,326 You've been making your own visiting hours again. 1133 01:03:29,394 --> 01:03:31,828 Get away from me with that thing! 1134 01:03:31,896 --> 01:03:33,431 Come with me, mr. Lawson. 1135 01:03:33,498 --> 01:03:36,934 Just think of it as a polish dinner jacket. 1136 01:03:37,001 --> 01:03:39,503 No...No, no! 1137 01:03:39,571 --> 01:03:42,873 Don't say polish to him. He's very sensitive. Aah! 1138 01:03:42,941 --> 01:03:44,875 I got you! 1139 01:03:44,943 --> 01:03:46,377 Don't hurt me. 1140 01:03:46,445 --> 01:03:48,028 Get away, you little dwarf! 1141 01:03:48,096 --> 01:03:49,263 I usually escape 1142 01:03:49,331 --> 01:03:51,599 Every Wednesday and Friday, mr. Lawson. 1143 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:52,600 Sonny. 1144 01:03:52,668 --> 01:03:54,802 Sonny! He's my friend! 1145 01:03:54,869 --> 01:03:56,804 Just a minute. 1146 01:03:56,871 --> 01:03:58,872 He's my friend. Wait a minute! 1147 01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,308 He's my friend! 1148 01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:01,809 Wait! Wait! 1149 01:04:01,876 --> 01:04:03,244 Home, james. 1150 01:04:04,413 --> 01:04:06,597 Oh, doctor, sonny will try again. 1151 01:04:06,664 --> 01:04:08,599 He likes to get his way. 1152 01:04:08,666 --> 01:04:10,601 Set your mind at ease, mrs. Lawson, 1153 01:04:10,668 --> 01:04:11,835 These rooms were designed 1154 01:04:11,903 --> 01:04:14,338 To house attempted suicides. 1155 01:04:14,406 --> 01:04:15,839 The windows are barred. 1156 01:04:15,907 --> 01:04:18,342 There are no cords or sharp objects in the room. 1157 01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:19,843 There's constant surveillance. 1158 01:04:19,911 --> 01:04:22,346 There's no way he could hurt himself in here. 1159 01:04:22,414 --> 01:04:23,698 I see. Oh! 1160 01:04:25,066 --> 01:04:26,066 Oh, shit! 1161 01:04:26,134 --> 01:04:27,067 Oh, my god! 1162 01:04:27,135 --> 01:04:29,002 Aaahhh! 1163 01:04:32,841 --> 01:04:35,676 Gentlemen, out with the old dangerous beds, 1164 01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:38,178 In with the new safe beds! 1165 01:04:38,247 --> 01:04:40,914 Out with the old dangerous beds! 1166 01:04:40,982 --> 01:04:45,119 Sonny, listen. I know you're suffering from depression 1167 01:04:45,186 --> 01:04:46,387 As much as your illness. 1168 01:04:46,455 --> 01:04:48,088 Now, when your depression goes away- 1169 01:04:48,156 --> 01:04:49,790 Of course I'm depressed. 1170 01:04:49,858 --> 01:04:52,593 I'm gonna shrivel up and turn yellow. 1171 01:04:52,661 --> 01:04:54,928 Think the idea of looking like an old jap 1172 01:04:54,996 --> 01:04:56,297 Makes me cheerful? 1173 01:04:56,365 --> 01:04:58,499 Just calm down, ok? It's all right. 1174 01:04:58,567 --> 01:04:59,700 I don't want to calm down. 1175 01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:01,702 I don't want to calm down! 1176 01:05:01,770 --> 01:05:04,572 God knows I've only got a couple more days to live. 1177 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,073 That's bullshit, too, sonny. 1178 01:05:06,141 --> 01:05:08,909 Your doctor said you're not going to die right away. 1179 01:05:08,977 --> 01:05:11,111 Sonny, why do you have to rush everything? 1180 01:05:11,179 --> 01:05:12,780 I don't want to rush everything. 1181 01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:14,615 The courts may decide very soon 1182 01:05:14,683 --> 01:05:16,584 That I'm not rational enough to make decisions, 1183 01:05:16,652 --> 01:05:18,152 And they'll assign some turkey like you 1184 01:05:18,219 --> 01:05:19,520 To make them for me. 1185 01:05:19,588 --> 01:05:21,322 I don't deserve that, sonny. 1186 01:05:21,390 --> 01:05:22,490 I'm sorry. 1187 01:05:22,557 --> 01:05:23,658 That's ok. 1188 01:05:23,725 --> 01:05:24,692 Sorry. 1189 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,160 Ah, it's ok. 1190 01:05:26,227 --> 01:05:28,529 I don't deserve to die, either. 1191 01:05:28,597 --> 01:05:29,630 No. 1192 01:05:29,698 --> 01:05:31,599 I need to talk to you alone, jessie. 1193 01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:32,933 Sonny, I don't think so. 1194 01:05:33,001 --> 01:05:35,770 Please, jessie, please. Please. 1195 01:05:35,837 --> 01:05:37,871 Uh, that's ok, that's ok. 1196 01:05:37,939 --> 01:05:40,174 Look, sonny, I'll, uh... 1197 01:05:40,241 --> 01:05:43,177 I'll...I'll wait down here. 1198 01:05:43,244 --> 01:05:45,179 Listen, I'm your friend. 1199 01:05:45,246 --> 01:05:46,580 I love you. 1200 01:05:46,648 --> 01:05:47,948 I'll do anything for you. 1201 01:05:48,016 --> 01:05:49,016 I'll be your slave, 1202 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:50,351 I'll get you girls. 1203 01:05:50,419 --> 01:05:52,353 Oh, I'm sorry, jessie. It's just- 1204 01:05:52,421 --> 01:05:53,354 It's ok. 1205 01:05:53,422 --> 01:05:55,389 I just can't sign that release. 1206 01:05:55,457 --> 01:05:57,157 It's ok, marty. 1207 01:05:57,225 --> 01:05:59,660 Just, uh... 1208 01:05:59,728 --> 01:06:01,895 Just wait down at the end of the hall. 1209 01:06:01,963 --> 01:06:03,364 And I love you, marty. 1210 01:06:03,432 --> 01:06:05,065 Down here? 1211 01:06:07,035 --> 01:06:08,669 Please. Hmm? 1212 01:06:08,737 --> 01:06:11,204 Will you go in the room with me, jess? 1213 01:06:11,272 --> 01:06:12,573 All right. 1214 01:06:13,808 --> 01:06:16,309 Oh, hi. How's it going? 1215 01:06:16,377 --> 01:06:18,512 Good to see you, too. 1216 01:06:19,781 --> 01:06:21,815 Hi, hi. How's it going? 1217 01:06:21,883 --> 01:06:24,751 Get me out of here! I'm going wacko! 1218 01:06:24,819 --> 01:06:26,787 Honey, I understand what you're going- 1219 01:06:26,855 --> 01:06:29,690 You won't understand until you've been pronounced dead! 1220 01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:31,558 I'm trying to understand. 1221 01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:33,326 You're doing a lousy job. 1222 01:06:33,394 --> 01:06:35,996 Sonny, I don't want to see you kill yourself. 1223 01:06:36,063 --> 01:06:37,598 It would be a burden 1224 01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:41,334 I would carry for the rest of my life. 1225 01:06:41,402 --> 01:06:43,770 Don't you understand? If I let you take your life, 1226 01:06:43,838 --> 01:06:46,439 It would make my life meaningless. 1227 01:06:46,508 --> 01:06:49,342 Tell me you understand that. 1228 01:06:49,410 --> 01:06:50,343 Jessie. 1229 01:06:50,411 --> 01:06:51,344 What? 1230 01:06:51,412 --> 01:06:54,014 You're a selfish bitch. 1231 01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:55,281 Jessie, I'm sorry. 1232 01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:57,050 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1233 01:06:57,118 --> 01:06:59,820 You're just a wife, not a selfish bitch. 1234 01:06:59,888 --> 01:07:02,288 You are a sexist ass, right to the last! 1235 01:07:02,356 --> 01:07:03,824 I know, I'm sorry. 1236 01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:07,227 I'm just trying to be nice. 1237 01:07:07,294 --> 01:07:09,696 Just trying to be nice, that's all. 1238 01:07:09,764 --> 01:07:12,032 Sonny, sonny. Ha ha. 1239 01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:13,634 Forget it. 1240 01:07:13,701 --> 01:07:16,770 We've forgotten how to be nice to each other. 1241 01:07:16,838 --> 01:07:19,640 But we should try harder, jessie. 1242 01:07:19,707 --> 01:07:21,474 We should try to be nice to each other. 1243 01:07:21,543 --> 01:07:24,177 Let's try to be nice to each other, ok? 1244 01:07:24,245 --> 01:07:25,445 Sign me out of here. 1245 01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:28,114 Oh, sonny. Come on! 1246 01:07:28,182 --> 01:07:30,150 I've had enough of this. 1247 01:07:30,217 --> 01:07:33,420 Ok, maybe I can't imagine how you feel, 1248 01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:35,622 But can you imagine how I feel? 1249 01:07:35,690 --> 01:07:36,957 No. 1250 01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:39,693 Sonny, suppose I wanted to kill myself. 1251 01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:41,628 Would you let me? 1252 01:07:41,696 --> 01:07:43,997 You mean if you were going to die? 1253 01:07:44,065 --> 01:07:45,198 Yeah! 1254 01:07:47,268 --> 01:07:49,970 Of course I would. 1255 01:07:50,038 --> 01:07:52,172 You really would? 1256 01:07:54,275 --> 01:07:57,110 Well, if you were in a lot of pain. 1257 01:07:57,178 --> 01:07:59,613 Aw, sonny. 1258 01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:04,484 No. 1259 01:08:06,287 --> 01:08:07,854 No, I wouldn't! 1260 01:08:07,922 --> 01:08:10,490 I wouldn't, jessie, I wouldn't. 1261 01:08:10,558 --> 01:08:15,328 Oh, sonny. 1262 01:08:15,396 --> 01:08:16,730 Oh, jessie. 1263 01:08:23,171 --> 01:08:25,088 People tend to coddle or cover up things 1264 01:08:25,156 --> 01:08:26,657 When someone they love is ill. 1265 01:08:26,725 --> 01:08:27,991 Makes them feel better. 1266 01:08:28,059 --> 01:08:30,093 Screw 'em. Screw 'em. 1267 01:08:30,161 --> 01:08:31,929 One of the worst aspects of dying 1268 01:08:31,996 --> 01:08:33,296 Is that you're so alone. 1269 01:08:33,364 --> 01:08:34,564 Oh, god, you're so alone. 1270 01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:35,632 So alone. 1271 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:38,135 People are unable or afraid 1272 01:08:38,203 --> 01:08:40,137 To share your grief. 1273 01:08:40,205 --> 01:08:43,140 They'll never be able to imagine how alone you are. 1274 01:08:43,208 --> 01:08:46,043 I don't have to imagine it. 1275 01:08:46,111 --> 01:08:48,045 I'm dying, too. 1276 01:08:49,698 --> 01:08:51,131 You're dying, too? 1277 01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:53,667 Yep. The doctors tell me I can go any time. 1278 01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:55,168 Just like that. 1279 01:08:55,236 --> 01:08:59,473 Of course, they told me that about 2 years ago. 1280 01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:01,575 You seem so alive. 1281 01:09:01,643 --> 01:09:02,943 Strange, isn't it? 1282 01:09:03,011 --> 01:09:04,712 I'm not always this robust. 1283 01:09:04,779 --> 01:09:07,781 Right now, I seem to be in a period of total remission. 1284 01:09:07,849 --> 01:09:10,083 Even played tennis today. 1285 01:09:10,151 --> 01:09:11,585 Did you win? 1286 01:09:11,653 --> 01:09:13,821 No, I played shitty. 1287 01:09:13,889 --> 01:09:17,024 But then I also played shitty when I was well. 1288 01:09:19,027 --> 01:09:21,094 What the-what's wrong with you? 1289 01:09:21,162 --> 01:09:22,596 Heart trouble. 1290 01:09:22,664 --> 01:09:25,533 Lots and lots of heart trouble. 1291 01:09:27,168 --> 01:09:30,603 I'm not taking your, uh, therapy group. 1292 01:09:30,672 --> 01:09:32,205 Some people in my therapy group 1293 01:09:32,273 --> 01:09:34,074 Are really close to kicking the bucket. 1294 01:09:34,142 --> 01:09:35,441 You're gonna love 'em. 1295 01:09:35,509 --> 01:09:37,443 I'm committing suicide, remember? 1296 01:09:37,511 --> 01:09:40,446 You're sure having a hard time doing it. 1297 01:09:40,514 --> 01:09:42,115 That's because nobody will leave me alone. 1298 01:09:42,183 --> 01:09:44,117 Either that or you really don't want to. 1299 01:09:44,185 --> 01:09:45,418 I want to do it. 1300 01:09:45,486 --> 01:09:47,287 I want to commit suicide. 1301 01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:48,922 I'm in love with the idea 1302 01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:50,256 Of killing myself. 1303 01:09:50,324 --> 01:09:52,492 When I think about it, I get a hard-on. 1304 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,328 I'm sure there's a part of you 1305 01:09:55,396 --> 01:09:57,397 That thinks of it as a romantic notion. 1306 01:09:57,464 --> 01:09:59,700 But there's another part of you that feels guilty 1307 01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:01,802 For taking your own life. 1308 01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:03,770 That's psychological bullshit. 1309 01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:06,006 I don't feel guilty about anything. 1310 01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:09,076 Then why did your suicide letter to your daughter 1311 01:10:09,143 --> 01:10:11,111 Begin with an apology? 1312 01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:13,446 "dear julie, daddy is so sorry 1313 01:10:13,514 --> 01:10:15,048 For what he's about to do-" 1314 01:10:15,116 --> 01:10:17,784 Give me that, you son of a bitch! 1315 01:10:17,852 --> 01:10:20,954 How could you? Damn it! 1316 01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:23,790 Aw, shit! 1317 01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:25,092 Feel better? 1318 01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:26,026 No! 1319 01:10:27,328 --> 01:10:29,262 You don't play fair! 1320 01:10:29,731 --> 01:10:31,281 The stakes are high- life and death. 1321 01:10:31,349 --> 01:10:32,482 Want to punch the scale? 1322 01:10:32,550 --> 01:10:33,483 Yeah! 1323 01:10:33,551 --> 01:10:34,684 No! 1324 01:10:34,752 --> 01:10:35,719 Yeah! 1325 01:10:37,121 --> 01:10:38,222 Shit! 1326 01:10:39,557 --> 01:10:41,791 I mean they... They shoot horses 1327 01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:44,094 When they're miserable, don't they? 1328 01:10:47,866 --> 01:10:48,798 Ow! 1329 01:10:48,867 --> 01:10:50,800 You see, I'm terrified of pain. 1330 01:10:50,869 --> 01:10:52,302 Pain hurts me. 1331 01:10:52,370 --> 01:10:54,271 Sonny, what makes you so convinced 1332 01:10:54,339 --> 01:10:55,805 Your death is going to be painful? 1333 01:10:55,874 --> 01:10:58,675 Have you ever actually seen someone die? 1334 01:10:58,743 --> 01:11:00,110 Haircuts hurt me. 1335 01:11:00,178 --> 01:11:02,246 People should die at home. 1336 01:11:02,313 --> 01:11:05,082 Well, that would be kind of difficult with me. 1337 01:11:05,149 --> 01:11:07,985 I mean, hustling from my house 1338 01:11:08,052 --> 01:11:09,353 To my ex-wife's house 1339 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:10,820 To my girlfriend's house. 1340 01:11:10,889 --> 01:11:16,193 Hell, I'd be dying in a taxicab. 1341 01:11:16,261 --> 01:11:18,195 Are your parents alive, sonny? 1342 01:11:18,263 --> 01:11:19,129 No. 1343 01:11:21,266 --> 01:11:22,699 Yeah! 1344 01:11:22,767 --> 01:11:24,701 They're alive. 1345 01:11:24,769 --> 01:11:26,703 I guess that's called a freudian slip. 1346 01:11:26,771 --> 01:11:28,671 Either that... Or a boo-boo. 1347 01:11:28,739 --> 01:11:29,806 Ha ha ha. 1348 01:11:29,874 --> 01:11:33,476 Why don't you come to one death therapy session? 1349 01:11:33,544 --> 01:11:35,212 Just talking to people like yourself 1350 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,714 Can make death less scary. 1351 01:11:37,782 --> 01:11:39,149 Maybe even meaningful. 1352 01:11:40,785 --> 01:11:42,352 I don't think so, doc. 1353 01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:44,687 Ok. I'll let you out of here. 1354 01:11:44,755 --> 01:11:48,191 But I want you to at least read a pamphlet, ok? 1355 01:11:48,259 --> 01:11:49,726 Ok. 1356 01:11:49,794 --> 01:11:53,163 you are my sunshine... 1357 01:11:57,936 --> 01:11:59,736 Oh, oh! 1358 01:11:59,804 --> 01:12:01,671 Boy, I tell you something. 1359 01:12:01,739 --> 01:12:03,140 You're the happiest son of a bitch 1360 01:12:03,207 --> 01:12:04,308 I've ever seen. 1361 01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:06,609 You're jumping up and down and whistling like that. 1362 01:12:06,677 --> 01:12:08,178 I'm gonna die, you're gonna die, 1363 01:12:08,246 --> 01:12:10,013 And you're jumping up and down whistling. 1364 01:12:10,081 --> 01:12:11,281 I'm with you! 1365 01:12:11,349 --> 01:12:12,282 Really? 1366 01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:14,284 It's a good decision. 1367 01:12:14,352 --> 01:12:16,286 You're a great salesman- don't back out on me. 1368 01:12:16,354 --> 01:12:18,221 I'm not going anywhere. 1369 01:12:30,768 --> 01:12:33,703 What did you do to him? 1370 01:12:33,771 --> 01:12:35,905 I liked him. 1371 01:12:52,490 --> 01:12:53,624 Sonny! 1372 01:12:56,527 --> 01:12:57,628 Hiya, sonny! 1373 01:12:57,695 --> 01:12:58,962 Hi, marlon. 1374 01:12:59,030 --> 01:13:00,797 How did you escape? 1375 01:13:00,865 --> 01:13:02,966 Oh, yeah. I escaped! 1376 01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:04,901 How'd you do it? 1377 01:13:07,705 --> 01:13:09,139 I forgot. 1378 01:13:09,206 --> 01:13:12,308 I forget things when I do them. 1379 01:13:12,376 --> 01:13:13,376 You're lucky. 1380 01:13:13,444 --> 01:13:14,444 About what? 1381 01:13:14,512 --> 01:13:15,445 Forgetting. 1382 01:13:15,513 --> 01:13:16,947 I know. 1383 01:13:17,015 --> 01:13:19,382 There's a lot of crazy people around here. 1384 01:13:21,519 --> 01:13:24,087 Did you hear about the bed? 1385 01:13:24,155 --> 01:13:26,289 I heard what happened. 1386 01:13:26,357 --> 01:13:28,458 It hurt my head. 1387 01:13:28,526 --> 01:13:30,460 You shouldn't listen to me. 1388 01:13:30,528 --> 01:13:33,897 Out of the mouths of polacks oft times comes ca-ca. 1389 01:13:33,965 --> 01:13:35,732 Don't put yourself down for being polish. 1390 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,467 One of my favorite people is polish. 1391 01:13:37,535 --> 01:13:38,869 Yeah, who? You. 1392 01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:41,872 Ohh. Ha ha ha ha. 1393 01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:43,473 But it did hurt. 1394 01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:44,607 Good. 1395 01:13:44,676 --> 01:13:46,476 Not good. I don't like pain. 1396 01:13:46,544 --> 01:13:49,713 I want to die without hurting myself. 1397 01:13:49,781 --> 01:13:53,449 You got a lot of rules about dying, too. 1398 01:13:53,517 --> 01:13:55,819 I always thought jumping out a window 1399 01:13:55,887 --> 01:13:57,220 Would be completely painless... 1400 01:13:57,288 --> 01:13:58,321 Until you landed. 1401 01:13:58,389 --> 01:14:00,090 Then it would be very painful. 1402 01:14:00,158 --> 01:14:02,592 You couldn't change your mind once you started. 1403 01:14:02,660 --> 01:14:04,194 No. Geronimo! 1404 01:14:05,897 --> 01:14:08,598 All the windows here got bars on them. 1405 01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:10,000 Except the tower. 1406 01:14:10,068 --> 01:14:11,868 Tower? 1407 01:14:11,936 --> 01:14:13,603 Where's the tower? 1408 01:14:21,179 --> 01:14:23,046 Here it is! The tower. 1409 01:14:23,114 --> 01:14:24,614 I love high places. 1410 01:14:24,682 --> 01:14:26,983 I'm not crazy about them. 1411 01:14:27,051 --> 01:14:28,685 It's got a ledge, huh? 1412 01:14:28,753 --> 01:14:30,353 Just like in the movies. 1413 01:14:30,421 --> 01:14:32,622 It'll give you some place to stand on, 1414 01:14:32,690 --> 01:14:34,624 And I can cheer you on. 1415 01:14:34,692 --> 01:14:36,626 Ok, sonny...Jump! 1416 01:14:36,694 --> 01:14:38,128 Don't be so anxious! 1417 01:14:38,196 --> 01:14:41,297 I'm sorry. I thought that's what you wanted. 1418 01:14:41,365 --> 01:14:42,632 I am, but... 1419 01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:44,634 It doesn't seem high enough. 1420 01:14:44,702 --> 01:14:46,136 Sure it's high enough. 1421 01:14:46,204 --> 01:14:47,137 You sure? 1422 01:14:47,205 --> 01:14:49,305 Only one way to find out. 1423 01:14:49,373 --> 01:14:51,374 Will you stop? I'm gonna do it. 1424 01:14:51,442 --> 01:14:54,244 I've got to work up to it gradually. 1425 01:14:54,311 --> 01:14:57,063 You'll never get hurt if you crawl down. 1426 01:14:57,131 --> 01:15:00,066 I'm the one that's doing it. 1427 01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:01,601 Ok. You're very brave. 1428 01:15:01,668 --> 01:15:02,702 I am brave. 1429 01:15:02,769 --> 01:15:03,970 I gotcha. 1430 01:15:04,038 --> 01:15:06,406 Let me look before I go. 1431 01:15:08,009 --> 01:15:09,692 It ain't high enough! 1432 01:15:09,761 --> 01:15:11,194 Sure, it's high. 1433 01:15:11,262 --> 01:15:12,129 Ahhh! 1434 01:15:13,264 --> 01:15:16,633 Ahhh! 1435 01:15:19,771 --> 01:15:21,704 It ain't high enough. 1436 01:15:21,773 --> 01:15:24,540 If I land on my feet, 1437 01:15:24,608 --> 01:15:26,542 I'll have broken ankles 1438 01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:28,711 And a toxic blood disease. 1439 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:30,313 Wait a minute! 1440 01:15:30,381 --> 01:15:31,899 Ahhhhh! 1441 01:15:35,703 --> 01:15:37,654 I got an idea. 1442 01:15:37,721 --> 01:15:40,157 I'll drop you on your head. 1443 01:15:40,224 --> 01:15:42,159 No, you'll be a murderer. 1444 01:15:42,226 --> 01:15:43,860 Oh, my god, a murderer! 1445 01:15:43,928 --> 01:15:46,830 What are you talking about? I'm already a murderer. 1446 01:15:46,898 --> 01:15:48,498 That's right. You are a murderer. 1447 01:15:48,565 --> 01:15:50,834 Are you sure you want that kind of responsibility? 1448 01:15:50,902 --> 01:15:53,303 Did you mean it when you said you liked me? 1449 01:15:53,370 --> 01:15:54,304 I like you! 1450 01:15:54,371 --> 01:15:56,439 Then I want to help my friend. 1451 01:15:56,507 --> 01:15:57,941 Pull me in! 1452 01:15:58,009 --> 01:16:00,277 Then can I drop you? Yes! 1453 01:16:00,344 --> 01:16:01,778 That's good. 1454 01:16:01,846 --> 01:16:04,281 This is going to be good. 1455 01:16:04,348 --> 01:16:06,616 Now, let me get your feet. 1456 01:16:06,684 --> 01:16:08,118 Easy does it. Don't worry. 1457 01:16:08,186 --> 01:16:09,619 Do this slow. 1458 01:16:09,687 --> 01:16:10,787 I understand. 1459 01:16:10,855 --> 01:16:12,289 Let's not rush into this. 1460 01:16:12,356 --> 01:16:15,792 I'll let you go whenever you tell me. 1461 01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:18,128 Point your head down. 1462 01:16:18,196 --> 01:16:20,630 Wait, I got to get ready. 1463 01:16:20,698 --> 01:16:22,132 Ok. 1464 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:23,133 Ok! 1465 01:16:23,201 --> 01:16:24,301 All right. 1466 01:16:24,368 --> 01:16:26,769 Let me know when you're down. 1467 01:16:26,838 --> 01:16:28,104 Oh, my god! 1468 01:16:28,172 --> 01:16:29,272 No! 1469 01:16:29,340 --> 01:16:30,941 Shall I let you go? 1470 01:16:31,008 --> 01:16:32,592 No! 1471 01:16:32,659 --> 01:16:34,360 Wait a minute. 1472 01:16:34,428 --> 01:16:36,196 Why? 1473 01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:38,315 Because it ain't high enough! 1474 01:16:38,382 --> 01:16:40,116 Good for me. 1475 01:16:40,184 --> 01:16:42,385 It isn't high enough! 1476 01:16:42,453 --> 01:16:43,886 Pull me back. 1477 01:16:43,954 --> 01:16:45,388 Pull me back up! 1478 01:16:45,456 --> 01:16:46,606 I don't think so. 1479 01:16:46,674 --> 01:16:48,491 God damn it, pull me back! 1480 01:16:48,559 --> 01:16:50,059 Ok! Ok! 1481 01:16:50,228 --> 01:16:52,011 Why did you pull me back? 1482 01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:53,113 You said- 1483 01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:55,315 I don't have enough courage or guts. 1484 01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:57,783 That's why you're here. I can't do it alone. 1485 01:16:57,851 --> 01:16:59,785 If you hadn't pulled me back, 1486 01:16:59,853 --> 01:17:01,121 I'd be dead now! 1487 01:17:01,188 --> 01:17:02,155 I'm a failure! 1488 01:17:02,223 --> 01:17:03,156 You said it! 1489 01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:04,157 Shut up! 1490 01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:05,825 I got an idea. 1491 01:17:05,892 --> 01:17:06,993 Please tell me. 1492 01:17:07,060 --> 01:17:08,060 I'll sit here. 1493 01:17:08,129 --> 01:17:10,296 You get running like a bull. 1494 01:17:10,364 --> 01:17:12,298 I'll have my back to you. 1495 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:13,833 You push me, I'll go. 1496 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,835 What a good idea. Thanks so much. 1497 01:17:15,902 --> 01:17:18,238 It's been a pleasure knowing you. 1498 01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:20,306 You're my best friend. Sorry. 1499 01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:21,508 Yeah. 1500 01:17:21,575 --> 01:17:23,743 I'm ready when you are, sonny. 1501 01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:24,744 Wait. 1502 01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:26,429 Bless me, father... Come on. 1503 01:17:26,497 --> 01:17:28,131 On second thought. 1504 01:17:28,199 --> 01:17:30,433 Ahhhh! 1505 01:17:36,657 --> 01:17:38,124 You're right, sonny! 1506 01:17:38,192 --> 01:17:40,426 It's not high enough! 1507 01:17:44,731 --> 01:17:47,333 They mate for life, you know. 1508 01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:49,335 You're kidding. 1509 01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:51,421 I wish I was dead. 1510 01:17:51,488 --> 01:17:54,690 You would be, too, if it wasn't for my dumb ideas. 1511 01:17:54,758 --> 01:17:56,026 Don't put yourself down. 1512 01:17:56,093 --> 01:17:57,227 You're right! 1513 01:17:57,295 --> 01:18:00,964 Why waste time talking about a piece of shit like me? 1514 01:18:01,032 --> 01:18:02,865 Ooh, I almost forgot. 1515 01:18:02,934 --> 01:18:04,867 I got you something. 1516 01:18:04,936 --> 01:18:06,369 A present for you. 1517 01:18:06,437 --> 01:18:08,871 That's very nice. You didn't need to do that. 1518 01:18:08,940 --> 01:18:10,807 Oh, I hope you like it. 1519 01:18:10,874 --> 01:18:11,808 Very sweet. 1520 01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,709 You like the color? 1521 01:18:13,777 --> 01:18:15,211 Yeah. 1522 01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:16,212 Hanging. 1523 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,414 Yeah. 1524 01:18:17,481 --> 01:18:19,549 And the beauty part is you don't have to do anything. 1525 01:18:19,616 --> 01:18:22,052 You just have to stand there. I'll do the rest. 1526 01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:24,054 I wonder if it hurts. 1527 01:18:24,121 --> 01:18:26,389 You see, hanging is very simple. 1528 01:18:26,457 --> 01:18:28,724 It's clean, neat, and economical. 1529 01:18:28,792 --> 01:18:31,594 You don't spend any money with a rope. 1530 01:18:31,662 --> 01:18:33,930 It's just the cost of the rope. 1531 01:18:33,998 --> 01:18:35,398 That's why these things become traditional. 1532 01:18:35,466 --> 01:18:36,899 I wonder if it hurts. 1533 01:18:36,968 --> 01:18:43,606 marlon. Marlon. Shouldn't we have a horse? 1534 01:18:43,674 --> 01:18:45,808 Wait a minute. It's very simple. 1535 01:18:45,876 --> 01:18:46,809 All right. What? 1536 01:18:46,877 --> 01:18:48,845 I just step out from under you, 1537 01:18:48,912 --> 01:18:50,447 And you'll be hung. 1538 01:18:50,514 --> 01:18:51,448 Don't you understand? 1539 01:18:51,515 --> 01:18:53,016 yes. Uh... 1540 01:18:53,084 --> 01:18:54,050 What? 1541 01:18:54,118 --> 01:18:56,186 do it very slowly. 1542 01:18:56,253 --> 01:18:58,088 Yeah. You want a horse? 1543 01:18:58,155 --> 01:18:59,489 I said...Yes! 1544 01:18:59,556 --> 01:19:02,792 A horse? A horse, a polack, what's the difference? 1545 01:19:02,860 --> 01:19:04,160 It's the same thing. 1546 01:19:04,228 --> 01:19:06,863 You want a horse? You got a horse. 1547 01:19:07,999 --> 01:19:09,299 Just a minute. 1548 01:19:09,367 --> 01:19:10,566 You'll be hung in a moment. 1549 01:19:10,634 --> 01:19:12,602 Ok. Here you go. Ok! 1550 01:19:12,669 --> 01:19:15,938 Say good-bye to marlon! So long! 1551 01:19:16,007 --> 01:19:18,341 How are you feeling? Is that ok? 1552 01:19:18,409 --> 01:19:19,342 It hurts. 1553 01:19:19,410 --> 01:19:20,377 What? 1554 01:19:20,444 --> 01:19:21,411 It really hurts. 1555 01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:22,945 You're resisting again. 1556 01:19:23,014 --> 01:19:24,447 You know that? 1557 01:19:24,515 --> 01:19:27,450 You sound just like donald duck. 1558 01:19:27,518 --> 01:19:29,652 Wait, you're hurting my neck. 1559 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,638 I...Ooh...Oh! 1560 01:19:31,705 --> 01:19:32,805 Ow! 1561 01:19:32,873 --> 01:19:34,140 Owwww! 1562 01:19:34,207 --> 01:19:36,142 Wait a minute! 1563 01:19:36,209 --> 01:19:39,479 Don't ever do that to me again! 1564 01:19:39,546 --> 01:19:41,481 I was almost dead! 1565 01:19:41,549 --> 01:19:42,982 One more minute, 1566 01:19:43,050 --> 01:19:45,001 I would've been dead! 1567 01:19:45,069 --> 01:19:47,154 Let go of me, you fool! 1568 01:19:47,221 --> 01:19:48,821 Don't ever stop like that! 1569 01:19:48,889 --> 01:19:50,356 When you got me like that, 1570 01:19:50,424 --> 01:19:51,524 Don't ever stop. 1571 01:19:51,592 --> 01:19:53,159 Do you understand? 1572 01:19:53,226 --> 01:19:54,594 Yes, I understand. 1573 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,549 I don't think you understand. 1574 01:19:59,617 --> 01:20:02,519 I don't think you... 1575 01:20:02,586 --> 01:20:04,888 Understand at all. 1576 01:20:06,590 --> 01:20:10,527 I'll have to do this thing myself. 1577 01:20:10,594 --> 01:20:11,528 Marlon. 1578 01:20:11,595 --> 01:20:14,030 What is it, sonny? 1579 01:20:14,097 --> 01:20:15,164 Good-bye, marlon. 1580 01:20:15,232 --> 01:20:16,198 What? Good-bye! 1581 01:20:16,266 --> 01:20:17,434 No, wait a minute! 1582 01:20:17,501 --> 01:20:18,468 Wait for me! 1583 01:20:18,536 --> 01:20:21,137 I'm a failure! 1584 01:20:21,205 --> 01:20:23,139 You certainly are. 1585 01:20:23,207 --> 01:20:25,141 But not for long. 1586 01:20:25,209 --> 01:20:26,642 That man's nuts. 1587 01:20:26,710 --> 01:20:27,743 Grab him! 1588 01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:42,725 Aahhh! 1589 01:20:42,793 --> 01:20:44,711 Sonny, wait for me! 1590 01:20:47,381 --> 01:20:48,381 Come back here! 1591 01:20:48,849 --> 01:20:50,633 I certainly hope my father likes it here. 1592 01:20:50,701 --> 01:20:52,735 I'm sure he will. 1593 01:20:52,803 --> 01:20:55,605 He seems like a very nice man. 1594 01:20:55,672 --> 01:20:58,141 Keep your hands off of me, stubby! 1595 01:21:00,728 --> 01:21:03,229 It sure seems nice here. 1596 01:21:03,296 --> 01:21:04,831 Are there many, uh, uh, cra- 1597 01:21:04,898 --> 01:21:05,832 No, no, no. 1598 01:21:05,899 --> 01:21:07,867 I would say merely mildly irrational. 1599 01:21:07,934 --> 01:21:09,869 I got one! I got one! 1600 01:21:09,936 --> 01:21:12,304 mr. Petersen has one. 1601 01:21:12,373 --> 01:21:13,639 His expression. 1602 01:21:17,411 --> 01:21:19,746 Yeh-hoo-hoo! 1603 01:21:19,813 --> 01:21:21,080 Aah! 1604 01:21:23,884 --> 01:21:25,017 Ohh! 1605 01:21:25,085 --> 01:21:28,104 Aah! 1606 01:21:30,207 --> 01:21:31,758 Whoa! 1607 01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:37,864 Holy shit! 1608 01:21:40,967 --> 01:21:41,934 Hi! 1609 01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:44,003 Oh, no! Go away! 1610 01:21:47,007 --> 01:21:48,441 Get off, off, 1611 01:21:48,509 --> 01:21:50,109 Off, off, off. 1612 01:21:50,176 --> 01:21:52,779 Get off! I can't see! 1613 01:21:52,846 --> 01:21:53,913 It's a challenge. 1614 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:55,681 Someone wants to play chicken. 1615 01:21:58,485 --> 01:21:59,585 Pull over! 1616 01:21:59,653 --> 01:22:02,087 Guts is part of learning to drive. 1617 01:22:02,155 --> 01:22:03,623 Get out of the way! 1618 01:22:06,092 --> 01:22:07,760 You turkey! 1619 01:22:09,696 --> 01:22:11,263 Ooh, my goodness. 1620 01:22:11,331 --> 01:22:13,032 Aah! 1621 01:22:13,099 --> 01:22:14,099 Ahhh! 1622 01:22:15,269 --> 01:22:16,135 It's a ramp! 1623 01:22:18,389 --> 01:22:22,525 Ahhhh! Ahhhh! 1624 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,281 That was terrific! 1625 01:22:28,349 --> 01:22:29,549 Do it again! 1626 01:22:29,617 --> 01:22:30,600 Bye, marlon. 1627 01:22:30,668 --> 01:22:31,934 Ooh, sonny! 1628 01:22:32,002 --> 01:22:33,302 Aah! Aah! 1629 01:22:36,139 --> 01:22:37,473 What's happening? 1630 01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:40,076 The polish assassin has just escaped from that insane asylum. 1631 01:22:40,143 --> 01:22:42,278 He's very dangerous. He's a killer. 1632 01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:43,262 What'd he look like? 1633 01:22:43,331 --> 01:22:44,964 He's wearing white pants, white shirt. 1634 01:22:45,032 --> 01:22:46,800 Round face, bald. 1635 01:22:49,970 --> 01:22:51,070 Ohh. 1636 01:22:58,829 --> 01:23:01,431 Free! The polish prince is free! 1637 01:23:29,677 --> 01:23:30,693 Sweetheart, 1638 01:23:30,761 --> 01:23:32,128 Can I get you something? 1639 01:23:33,264 --> 01:23:34,697 You got any water? 1640 01:23:34,765 --> 01:23:36,532 Some water, um... 1641 01:23:38,602 --> 01:23:40,470 Oh, a 10. 1642 01:23:43,307 --> 01:23:44,424 Mary ellen, 1643 01:23:44,492 --> 01:23:46,826 If you're going to make glasses out of jelly jars, 1644 01:23:46,894 --> 01:23:50,196 Can you at least take the jelly out first? 1645 01:23:50,264 --> 01:23:51,498 Never mind. 1646 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,967 Sonny, you should be in a hospital, 1647 01:23:55,035 --> 01:23:56,335 Shouldn't you? 1648 01:23:56,404 --> 01:23:59,171 I'm not going to hospitals anymore. 1649 01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:00,523 I'm not going anywhere 1650 01:24:00,591 --> 01:24:02,258 Where they have any control106736