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- Previously
on "The Bold Type."
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- Dating is a real minefield
these days.
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- If you were dating a woman
who was rich,
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would you let her
pay for everything?
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- Yeah, if it made her happy.
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- I am not looking for
anything serious right now.
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As long as I pick someone
that I have
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no emotional connection to,
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everything's gonna be fine.
It's just sex, you know?
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- You said that there was
the possibility
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of more verticals,
and I'm up for that challenge.
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- Well, let's see
how your next piece does.
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- No wonder she pushed back
on my brilliant wedding pitch.
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Her marriage is falling apart.
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- Ian and I are separating.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
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- It's not about
the uniform or Babs.
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It's about me and Richard.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God, I got tagged
in the "Scarlet" bridal shoot.
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- You're an influencer now.
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[ambient music]
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♪
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- A vagina facial?
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- Shh.
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- Sorry.
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- Now, does the facial
come with a vagina massage?
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Because if it does, I'm in.
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- That's a different
kind of spa, honey.
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- Yeah, I read that it's
supposed to give you
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"the confidence and glow
you didn't know you needed,"
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but that feels unnecessary,
you know?
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- Is any of this necessary?
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- Yes.
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If I could,
I would live in a spa.
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- Well, thank you
Sabrina George
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for the free passes.
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- Oh wait, stop, no spa pics.
It's too bougie.
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- Shh.
- Sorry.
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- So, Jane, how are you feeling
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about that, uh,
wellness seminar, baby?
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- Fine, nervous.
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I just don't understand
why Jacqueline wants me
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on a panel with a bunch
of CEOs and sex therapists.
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- What are you talking about?
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Your articles on that sex party
and tantric sex were great.
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- And yet Jacqueline still
hasn't given me a vertical.
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- Oh, she will.
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- This is so nice.
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- It really is.
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- Hm, I had sex
with a dude last night.
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- What?
- Get out.
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all: Shh!
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- Shh!
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[upbeat music]
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- So what does this mean?
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- It means I was looking
for no-strings sex,
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and with everything
that happened with Ellie,
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I just decided to look for it
somewhere unexpected.
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- Does this mean
you're not a lesbian?
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- I'd say emotionally, yes,
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I've only had
feelings for women,
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but I've always loved
having sex with dudes.
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- It sounds like
your heart is a lesbian,
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and your vagina is bisexual.
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- Or I'm Kat,
lover of human beings.
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- So are you gonna see
this human being again?
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- Cody?
Uh, yeah.
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He left his watch
at my place, so--
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- Oh, classic.
- Aha.
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- He left his watch.
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- Oldest trick in the book.
He likes you.
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- No, he likes having sex
with me.
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Big difference.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- All right, I'm calling it.
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Wellness time of death
is 9:00 a.m.
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- I think I need to do
a little more research
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since I'm gonna be sitting
on that wellness panel.
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And Tinier Jane has been
working overtime with Ryan
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and needs a little R & R,
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so think I might try
that "vagacial",
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see what it's all about.
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- Okay, have fun, Tinier Jane.
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See you later.
- It's okay.
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- How can you possibly think
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that the Mets are better
than the Yankees?
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- No, I didn't say better.
I said more loveable.
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- More loveable--
what is more loveable
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than a team that is
consistently excellent?
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They've won 27 World Series--
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- No, that's not love.
That is boring.
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You know what love is?
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It's drama and suspense
and hope and despair
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all rolled up into one,
and that is the Mets.
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- Wow, I think I just learned
so much about you.
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- I once saw Derek Jeter
buy bananas at Whole Foods.
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Made my week.
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[punchy music]
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♪
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- You need to go after her.
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- What?
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- Do you really think
Derek Jeter
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buys his own groceries?
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- I'm not writing
a missed connection.
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- Well, if you don't write one,
I will.
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- Look, I appreciate
that you're taking an interest
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in my personal life,
but if I'm meant to see
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this woman again,
I'll meet her again.
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- [laughs]
No shit.
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- That's weird.
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- Andrew.
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[quietly]
Who is that?
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- [laughs]
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- Oh, Dr. Alicia Golden.
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- You look amazing as always.
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- Well, thank you.
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Oh, I am so glad this has
worked out for you to be
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the keynote speaker
at our wellness seminar.
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Top neurosurgeon
at Columbia Hospital.
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- Any chance you're going
to the alumni mixer next week?
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- Ugh, I wish I could.
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My husband is working
in Ukraine,
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so I've got the kids
and "Scarlet" and--
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- Well, it is gonna be
a good one.
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Chef Anita Lo is catering,
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and Miles Shaw will be reading
from his new novel.
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- Miles Shaw?
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Wow, I have not heard
that name in forever.
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- Was he in your class?
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- One above.
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Yeah, we dated, actually,
my junior year.
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[laughs]
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[warm ambient music]
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♪
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- What's the emergency?
- Oh, no.
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Are you wearing
a pearl necklace?
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- Yeah, not the fun kind.
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- Okay, okay.
Why?
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- Well, I had to switch
dinner with Richard's mom
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to a Safford lunch
with Richard's mom
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because of Oliver's schedule,
so what do we think?
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- Is she June Cleaver?
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- [sighs]
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- Come on, honey,
just lose the cardigan,
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unbutton your blouse,
and chill out.
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She's cool, right?
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- Yeah, I mean,
she's--you know, she's great,
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but she's Richard's mom.
She's like a real mom.
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I mean, no offense to Babs,
but this is the first time
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we're hanging out alone, and I
really want her to like me.
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It's fine.
I'm fine.
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You know, everything's fine.
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[high-pitched beeping]
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- I gotta go, you know,
give the man his watch back.
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- He left it on purpose.
- Okay.
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[punchy beat]
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♪
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- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
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- You will go on first,
of course, ten minutes.
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And Kat,
our head of social media,
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will give you the guidelines
of how to promote the event,
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and of course,
there's always Andrew
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if you have
any other questions.
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♪
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- Who is that guy over there?
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- Her TED talk has
more than a million views.
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- Wait, is that her with Oprah?
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- If you don't ask her out,
I am going to.
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- Really?
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- Hey, I saw you
downstairs at the café.
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- [laughs]
Yeah.
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Yeah, that was me.
I'm Alex.
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Alex Crawford.
- Alicia Golden.
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But you already knew that.
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[both chuckle]
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Call me.
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Let's get dinner.
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[lively music]
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[Alina Baraz's
"Lavender and velvet" plays]
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- Hey.
What's up?
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- My favorite customer.
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- This is for you.
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- Thank you, m'lady.
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- Wow, had no idea
you were such a cheeseball.
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- But totally endearing, right?
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- Eh, if you wanna
call it that.
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[laughter]
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- Beautiful and sarcastic,
a deadly combination.
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- Hmm.
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Hey, uh, is there
any chance you
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left that at my place
on purpose?
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- No.
- Okay.
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'Cause this is just sex.
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- Yeah, I know.
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I saw you break up
with that girl
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right over there, remember?
- Mm.
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- Ruthless.
- [laughs]
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Got you laid though.
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- ♪ I'll take you anywhere
you say ♪
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- So just sex.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Any sex?
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- ♪ I wanna give you
the world ♪
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- Come here.
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♪
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- ♪ Let my love run wild
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- What do you want?
- Come here.
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- [laughs]
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- ♪ Let my love run wild
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♪ Let me,
let me love you down ♪
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♪ Whoa, let my love...
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- Maybe we could
change it up a bit.
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- Hm, I like changing it up.
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- I thought you would.
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- What'd you have in mind?
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- You could peg me.
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- [quietly]
Uh.
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I'm sorry, what?
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- Since this is just sex,
and we're having fun,
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I thought maybe you
could use your strap-on.
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- Oh, I don't have a strap-on.
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- Okay, I just assumed--
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- Because I sleep with women,
I would have a strap-on?
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No, that's not really
how it works,
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and, you know, there's plenty
of other ways to get off.
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- Oh, you know I know that.
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- [laughs]
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- I just assumed 'cause
you're like this powerful boss
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that you'd enjoy
being dominant.
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- Yeah, honestly, it's more of
a boss in the boardroom,
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bottom in the bedroom
kind of situation.
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But thanks for the offer.
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- [laughs]
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- I'm--I'm gonna have to go
back to work, though, so...
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- Listen,
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like, peg or no peg, I still
really wanna see you again.
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- Yeah, me too.
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- Just for sex.
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- Absolutely.
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♪
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- ♪ Let my love run wild
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♪
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- I'm so sorry
for having to change the plan.
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- Oh, no, no,
please don't worry.
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You're a busy woman.
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I know 'cause I follow you
on instant gram.
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- Oh.
[laughs]
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It's actually Instagram,
but I like your way better.
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And thank you,
every like counts.
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- Well, I guess we all
like to be liked.
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- Well, for me,
it's actually more about work.
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- Oh, so this is part
of your assistance job?
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- Uh, no, influencing is
actually a means to an end.
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I'm trying to use it
to get a promotion.
257
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:28,236
- So if I understand correctly,
you take photos,
258
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:32,240
you post them,
and then what?
259
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:35,025
- The more likes
and followers that I get,
260
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,287
the more influence I have.
261
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,767
- Influence over what?
262
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,900
- My--my followers.
263
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,336
- Oh, so you want them
to follow you
264
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,338
so that you can go and get
a promotion to what?
265
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,383
Oh, I'm sorry,
am I interrogating you?
266
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,082
- No, not at all.
These are great questions.
267
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:52,129
I guess the whole point is
for me to influence the people
268
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,262
who follow me to buy the things
that I post about,
269
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:58,962
so that the people at "Scarlet"
see me as being a commodity.
270
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,921
- So you're a saleswoman.
271
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,792
[punchy beat]
272
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,795
- More of a brand,
or trying to be.
273
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,798
- Well, it all seems
a bit silly to me,
274
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,931
but what do I know?
275
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,934
Let's have a look
at some wedding venues.
276
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,895
- Hi, Dr. Gerard, thank you
for calling me back.
277
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:19,983
- Sure.
What's going on?
278
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,812
- I need some advice again.
279
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,946
I went to the spa today...
- Uh-huh.
280
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:31,908
- And I decided to get
a vagina facial,
281
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,955
and something
doesn't feel right.
282
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,958
I know that having BRCA
makes you more prone
283
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,482
to get cervical cancer, so--
284
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,920
- Jane, it just sounds
like this facial
285
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,182
threw your pH levels off.
286
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,836
It's really nothing
to worry about.
287
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,837
- Are you sure?
288
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,186
- Mm-hmm, yep.
- Okay.
289
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,797
- Just don't be alarmed
if you experience
290
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,277
a slight discharge or odor
in the next few days.
291
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,235
- Excuse me?
292
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,329
- What kind of odor
are we talking about?
293
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,634
- Just your basic vaginal odor.
294
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,639
Jane, it's not a given.
295
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,033
It's just a possibility.
You'll be fine.
296
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,166
Listen, if you wanna come by
my office in the next few days
297
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,298
for a quick checkup,
my door is always open.
298
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:18,302
Oh, and Jane,
facials--for the face.
299
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,609
- Yeah, got it.
300
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,697
Thank you.
301
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,700
[punchy music]
302
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:31,925
♪
303
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,104
- Hey.
304
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,627
- Cody asked me to peg him.
305
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,541
- What?
- Yeah.
306
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,151
- How?
307
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:44,372
- You put on a strap-on,
and then you just--
308
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,243
- Well, I know what pegging is.
309
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,072
I was just more so asking,
like, how do you ask someone
310
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,378
you barely know to peg you?
311
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,640
- Leave your watch
at their place,
312
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:53,294
and then when they drop it off,
you say "Hey, wanna peg?"
313
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,209
- Hm, impressive.
- Yeah.
314
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,341
- What'd you say?
- I said no.
315
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,997
- Jane, come on, you know
I've never liked being dominant
316
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,217
in the bedroom,
and I'm not very good at it.
317
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,348
That's just not for me.
318
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,654
- I feel like
this is different.
319
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,699
This is a dude.
320
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,701
Yeah.
321
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:12,095
- What--what are you doing?
Where are you going?
322
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,401
We're gonna go check out
the strap-ons
323
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,055
at the Pleasure Porium.
324
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,578
- Why?
Are you gonna peg Ryan?
325
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,580
- No, but you might peg Cody.
- I'm not gonna--
326
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,495
- So I think that we should go
and check out all your options
327
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,018
before you make
a rash decision.
328
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,237
- Jane, I'm not gonna peg him.
329
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,413
[lively music]
330
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,155
- Totally fine.
Whatever you say.
331
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,026
But, you know, you might.
332
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,420
- All right, fine,
we can go shopping.
333
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,551
- [laughs]
334
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:34,988
- But it doesn't mean anything,
and text Sutton.
335
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:36,424
She'll be pissed
if she misses this.
336
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,123
You okay?
- Yeah, I'm just excited.
337
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:45,389
- So, where are you two going?
338
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,348
- You always wait a day
before you text.
339
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,177
- No.
Why do men think games work?
340
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,005
- Because they do?
341
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,789
- No, not on women like Alicia.
342
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,573
A woman like that
knows what she wants,
343
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,402
and that is you.
344
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,056
So call her.
345
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,495
[electronic beat]
346
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,106
- [sighs]
347
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:10,806
♪
348
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,329
- There, now how long
do you think
349
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,462
it's gonna take for her
to text me back?
350
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,289
[phone chimes]
351
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,509
That was fast.
352
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,729
- I love this woman so much.
You should take her to Lupe's.
353
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,686
- Mm--
354
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,079
[phone chimes]
355
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,602
She wants to go to Kokana.
356
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,474
- I heard that place
is amazing.
357
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,823
- Yeah, but it's also booked up
for, like, a month.
358
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,216
I'm just gonna suggest Lupe's.
359
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,086
[phone chimes]
360
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:35,483
She's got Kokana.
7:30 tonight.
361
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,138
- Now that is how
the game is played.
362
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:42,838
♪
363
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,448
[hip-hop music]
364
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,842
Wow, look at all these
strap-ons.
365
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,453
- Is that a vein?
- Mm-hmm.
366
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,802
- How do you choose?
367
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,849
- Maybe it's like
a "Harry Potter" situation.
368
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,503
The strap-on chooses you.
369
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,852
- No, I mean, like,
what do you value?
370
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,680
Length or girth?
371
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,639
- Mm, you know,
as the receiver,
372
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,250
I've always been
more of a girth girl.
373
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,599
- Right.
374
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,731
- But I feel like,
as the giver,
375
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,516
which is still
a hypothetical by the way...
376
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,344
- Mm-hmm.
377
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,694
- It's probably length, yeah.
- Hm.
378
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,348
- What about ethnicity?
379
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,305
Would you say your member
380
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,090
is more African-American,
Caucasian--
381
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:18,787
- Mm, the flesh-colored ones
are kind of scary.
382
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,310
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
383
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,227
- I think,
if I were gonna buy one,
384
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,185
it'd be this one.
385
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,710
Look how cute it is.
386
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,494
[laughs]
- Pretty cute.
387
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,366
- See, it's not black.
It's not white.
388
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,281
It's not too masculine,
not too feminine.
389
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,196
It's got these cute, little
suspender straps
390
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,198
which I feel like would do
great things for my boobies,
391
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,679
and, um, you know.
It's just right.
392
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,768
Just Kat.
- Tiny Kat.
393
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,118
- Who are you calling Tiny?
394
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,162
- [chuckles]
395
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,211
- Hey, quick question,
do you think that they sell
396
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,648
anything here to get
the stick out of Claire's butt?
397
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,649
- Maybe.
398
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,737
[laughter]
399
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,739
Did lunch not go well?
400
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,262
- Uh, she thinks I'm a joke.
401
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,742
She kept asking me
what the point
402
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,265
of being an influencer is.
403
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,658
- Oh, well she
legit might not know.
404
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,964
- There was judgment.
405
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,617
- Mm-kay, well, what you
need to do is you need
406
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,271
to get a sponsor
for your wedding.
407
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,579
And that way you can show
old Claire how influential
408
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,147
her future daughter-in-law
really is.
409
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,499
What are you doing?
- You're buying this.
410
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,674
- What?
No, I'm not.
411
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,197
No, I am not.
412
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,416
- You have 14 days to return it
with a receipt.
413
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,765
- I haven't decided yet.
414
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,158
And how do you
know the return policy?
415
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594
- Don't ask me questions.
416
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,900
Jane, are you coming?
417
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,599
- Uh, you guys go,
I'll catch up.
418
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,862
I'm just gonna
do some browsing.
419
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,385
- Oh, okay.
420
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,649
Do you think she's buying
a strap-on for her and Ryan?
421
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,477
- Maybe.
So proud.
422
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,396
[lively music]
423
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:53,186
♪
424
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,279
- Jacqueline, your 1:00 p.m.
is in the conference room.
425
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,323
- Good.
426
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,543
I want any information
you can find for me
427
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,458
on the novelist Miles Shaw.
428
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,938
I want a full download
tomorrow morning
429
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,636
before the wellness seminar.
430
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,508
- Oh, uh, that's a pretty busy
time for you.
431
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,641
Maybe we should j--
- We'll set up a call.
432
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,687
- Oh, sure, no problem.
433
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,254
♪
434
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:22,476
- Ryan.
[coughs]
435
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:27,307
No, I'm so sorry.
I think I need to stay in.
436
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,223
No, no, no, no, no, no.
[coughs]
437
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,268
Don't come over.
[coughs]
438
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:35,663
Okay, yeah, okay,
I love you too.
439
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,490
Bye.
440
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,669
[upbeat music]
441
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:48,545
♪
442
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:52,027
- Hi, this is Sutton Brady.
I'm an Instagram influencer.
443
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,334
I'm calling about sponsors
444
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,424
for my highly anticipated
upcoming wedding.
445
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,729
Thank you so much
for your time.
446
00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,774
[phone chimes]
447
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,908
- ♪ I leave a blaze
when I'm moving ♪
448
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,650
♪ You'll see me first
449
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,305
- "Vaginal moisturizer
and lubricant."
450
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,785
"Vaginal perfume."
451
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,047
"Vaginal shea butter."
452
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,875
Who comes up with this stuff?
453
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,791
- Hi, I'm Sutton Brady.
I'm Instagram influencer.
454
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,315
Style by Sutton.
- Thank you for your t--
455
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,014
- ♪ I'm in control
456
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,495
♪ Everywhere I go
457
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,888
♪ I know, I know,
I know ♪
458
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,411
- Hm.
459
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,587
- I am gonna sell
your product--hello?
460
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,067
Ugh.
461
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,808
[rock music]
462
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,549
- ♪ Everybody want
what I got ♪
463
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,593
♪ Look all you want...
464
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,638
- No, no.
465
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,422
♪
466
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,555
- Oh, thank--hello?
I--
467
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,296
♪
468
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,384
That wasn't very nice.
469
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,908
- ♪ I turn it out
470
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,563
- That's--I'm--anyway, I--
471
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,607
That one was fair.
472
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,913
♪
473
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,393
- ♪ Yeah
474
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,309
♪ Everybody want what I got
475
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,354
♪ Yeah, everybody want
what I got ♪
476
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:01,488
♪
477
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,924
[spray bottle hisses]
478
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,753
- [screams]
No!
479
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,450
Ah, ah.
480
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,017
No, I did a bad thing.
I did a bad thing.
481
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,543
[punchy music]
482
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,936
- Hello.
- Hey.
483
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,981
- Hey, guys, uh,
need your help.
484
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,069
Think I broke Tinier Jane.
485
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,462
both: What?
486
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,511
- Okay, so you didn't buy
a strap-on for you and Ryan?
487
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,903
- What?
No.
488
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,775
- Oh.
- I--
489
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,603
oh, gosh,
this is so embarrassing.
490
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,388
Okay, I--
[clears throat]
491
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:36,523
after I got my "vagacial"--
- You got a yeast infection?
492
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,220
- Yes.
- Mm.
493
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,267
- And I was nervous
that it was gonna smell,
494
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,225
so I did something.
495
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227
- You did all of the things.
496
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,577
- Mm, this one says
it makes your vagina
497
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,578
smell like
freshly baked cookies.
498
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,319
- But why?
499
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,234
- Because freshly baked cookies
is better than,
500
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,758
you know,
this situation.
501
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,717
- That's why I just bake
cookies and then eat 'em
502
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240
when I get a yeast infection.
503
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,502
- That is
a million dollar idea.
504
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:00,634
- What--I'm sorry.
505
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:01,635
Why did I not know
506
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,289
that you guys get
yeast infections?
507
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:05,552
- Well, it's not something you
necessarily advertise like,
508
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:07,293
"Hey, everybody,
my vagina's making yeast!"
509
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,252
- Yeah,
but we're not everybody.
510
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,949
I mean, we were
more than comfortable
511
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,213
talking about
what strap-on Kat would be.
512
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,170
Why aren't we
comfortable talking about,
513
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,390
you know, our problems
down there?
514
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,218
- It's the patriarchy, bro.
515
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,263
Get in our heads,
messin' with it.
516
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,266
- I just--the patriarchy hurts,
okay?
517
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,399
I can barely sit.
518
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,314
How am I gonna sit
on that panel tomorrow?
519
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,445
That's gonna be impossible.
520
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,535
- Okay, I have a plan.
521
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233
We're gonna go to Duane Reade.
522
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,973
We're gonna get you
some real medicine.
523
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,540
We are gonna get you
some ice packs.
524
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,933
- Boxers--medicine.
525
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,456
- Boxers?
526
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,328
- Yeah, gotta let Tinier Jane
breathe, you know?
527
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:43,807
[exhales]
- I know, like--
528
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,635
- Please stop doing that.
529
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,289
- [exhales loudly]
- St--ah!
530
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,292
Stop talking
about Tiny Jane breathing.
531
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,337
- Oh.
532
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,298
- What?
- Oh, nothing, it's just work.
533
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,301
[lively music]
534
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,868
- Oh, no.
535
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,609
The panel
is gonna be livestreamed.
536
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:03,653
- Ah.
537
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,528
[romantic pop music]
538
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,007
♪
539
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,575
- Here's the thing,
my dad was taking me
540
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,316
to Yankee games
before I could even walk.
541
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,622
He actually claims to be
542
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,580
the first black
season ticket holder.
543
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,366
- He's like the Jackie Robinson
of baseball tickets.
544
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,977
[laughter]
545
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,936
So "Scarlet" must be
an interesting place to work.
546
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,503
- Yeah.
547
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,810
It was an adjustment coming
from "The Wall Street Journal,"
548
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,594
which was more my speed.
549
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,031
- Mm, believe it or not,
I actually like "Scarlet" more.
550
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,730
- But I did some amazing work
551
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,384
covering the Bloomberg
administration,
552
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:40,734
and I got to do a great series
on New York mob bosses.
553
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,344
- That's cool.
554
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,563
- Don't get me wrong,
I love "Scarlet," but--
555
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,347
[phone vibrates]
556
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,348
- I'm sorry.
I have to take this.
557
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,741
It's the hospital.
558
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,264
Dr. Golden here.
559
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:53,616
Sub-Q emphysema.
560
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:58,447
Yes, I'm at Kokana
across from Central Park.
561
00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,014
I'll meet them out front.
562
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,363
I'm being called into surgery.
563
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,930
A car's gonna be here
any second.
564
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,366
- Everything okay?
565
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,846
- [chuckles]
It's never okay
566
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,543
when I'm being called,
unfortunately
567
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:08,544
- Stupid question.
568
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,372
- No, it's not stupid at all.
569
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,026
A diplomat from Australia
got in a car crash.
570
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,810
It's really serious.
571
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,858
I'm so sorry.
572
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,990
I hate to just leave you,
but they requested me, so--
573
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,427
- Oh, don't worry about it.
You're a surgeon.
574
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,037
People need you.
575
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,431
- Uh, can I call you later?
576
00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:26,519
Maybe we can reschedule
for another night?
577
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:27,781
- That'd be great.
578
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,660
Oh, actually,
I'll take the bill.
579
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:38,966
- Dr. Golden
took care of it, sir.
580
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:39,967
Would you like this to go?
581
00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,318
- No, I'm fine, thanks.
582
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,630
[rock music]
583
00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,414
♪
584
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,070
- Guys, I can't even feel
Tinier Jane anymore.
585
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,419
- Here, here's this towel.
586
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,942
Put it between you
and the ice pack.
587
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,598
- How many times
have you done this?
588
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,600
- What's up?
- Too many.
589
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,559
- I won't ask.
- Thank you.
590
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,517
How was your date?
591
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,432
- Well, it wasn't boring.
592
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,781
- So do you think
you'll see her again?
593
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,609
- Actually, I don't think so.
594
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:16,786
I mean she's smart,
funny, good-looking,
595
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,571
and very successful.
596
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:19,876
- Why are you saying
that like it's a bad thing?
597
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,532
- Well, it's not bad,
just not great.
598
00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,447
- Hm.
- Go on.
599
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,581
- Look, this is silly,
but I write articles
600
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:31,758
about dating while she
literally saves lives.
601
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,803
I just don't think
it's gonna work.
602
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,936
- So what I'm hearing is,
you're gonna walk away
603
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:39,853
from an incredible woman
because of your ego.
604
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,508
- What about all the stuff
that you said to me
605
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,770
about Richard, you know?
606
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,075
"Let him buy you
the sewing machine.
607
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,469
The power struggle
is in your head."
608
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,689
- That's different.
- Why, 'cause I'm a woman?
609
00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:51,168
- That's not what I said.
- But that's what you meant.
610
00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,909
- Why do I feel like
I need a lawyer?
611
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,433
- Maybe you do.
612
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,739
- Mm, I kinda get it.
613
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,438
But it's just fear.
614
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,570
You said that
this woman's great, right?
615
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,877
Cody's kind of great too,
but putting on a strap-on
616
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,487
and pegging him's really scary.
617
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:06,793
- I feel like
I missed something.
618
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,838
- But it's scary
because it's different
619
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,710
than what we were taught
to expect.
620
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,494
Patriarchy has taught us
621
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,974
that men are supposed
to be powerful,
622
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,497
women are supposed
to be submissive.
623
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,846
That's it.
624
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:20,763
So you feel like less of a man
without your power,
625
00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:23,200
and I feel like
less of a woman with it.
626
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,593
- Mm-hmm.
627
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,029
- But that's trash.
628
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,902
[electronic music]
629
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:29,990
Okay.
630
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:35,474
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
631
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,084
I'm gonna peg Cody.
632
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,651
- We goin' in!
- [laughs]
633
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:39,739
- Yeah,
I really missed something.
634
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:46,963
[upbeat electronic music]
635
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,618
- Ugh, I'm in more pain
than I was before.
636
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,533
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
637
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,579
It gets worse
before it gets better.
638
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,406
- Yeah, I just really hope
that the meds
639
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,496
the doctor prescribed
are gonna kick in soon.
640
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,804
- Just give it time.
- I don't have time.
641
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:04,067
The wellness panel
is in an hour.
642
00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,460
I--I can't do it.
643
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,549
I can't sit in front
of people like this.
644
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,072
I have to tell Jacqueline.
645
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,118
How am I gonna tell her
that I have a yeast infection?
646
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,119
- [gasps]
Yes.
647
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:13,120
- Hm?
648
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,513
- I got my first sponsorship.
649
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,776
- Hey, she popped
her sponsorship cherry.
650
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:17,907
Special.
651
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,953
- Hogsmith Beer,
not my first choice,
652
00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:23,478
but I think Claire
will be impressed.
653
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,958
I'm seeing her later today.
654
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,133
We narrowed it down
to five venues.
655
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,351
- That's great.
656
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:28,483
Can we walk a little faster
just 'cause
657
00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:29,397
I think it helps me?
658
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,097
Don't tell me you have
a yeast infection too.
659
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,925
- No.
660
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,667
- [gasps]
You're wearing the strap-on?
661
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:39,929
- I'm hard packin', baby.
662
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:40,974
[laughter]
663
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,105
- No way.
664
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,280
- Yeah, strapped it
to my inner thigh
665
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,152
just to feel the energy
between my legs.
666
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,502
I'd really like to slap it
on RJ's boardroom table.
667
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,504
- So did you tell Cody
you wanna peg him?
668
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,505
- Sure did.
He's coming over tonight.
669
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,593
- Hey.
670
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,552
[punchy beat]
671
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,988
Jane, listen, it's no biggie.
672
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:57,686
Just walk in there,
maintain eye contact, and say,
673
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,819
"Jacqueline,
I have a yeast infection."
674
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,777
[laughter]
- Oh, no.
675
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,737
- Oh, and make sure
that Dr. Golden has
676
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,956
an updated itinerary.
677
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,828
- Jacqueline,
I have Miles Shaw on the line.
678
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,699
- What?
Why?
679
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,135
- Because you asked me
to inquire about him
680
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,181
and told me
to set up a call?
681
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:18,838
- A call for you and me,
so that you could share with me
682
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,536
whatever you
found out about him.
683
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,582
- Uh...
684
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,847
- Okay, just tell him
that I'm--
685
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,197
tell him I'm in a meeting.
- Oh, okay.
686
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,157
- And don't say when
or if I will call him back.
687
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,204
Go!
- Okay, sorry.
688
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,422
- Oh, my God.
689
00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:44,515
Jane, hi, come in.
Please sit.
690
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,693
- Actually, I can't sit.
Uh--my--you know.
691
00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,129
- Okay, then you just--
692
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,566
you--yeah, stand there.
693
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,569
So what's--what's up?
694
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,615
- I just wanted to tell you...
695
00:26:56,658 --> 00:27:00,662
[lively music]
696
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:01,663
How...
697
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:08,061
Excited I am about
the wellness seminar and panel.
698
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,237
[chuckles]
Excited
699
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,892
- Well, that's good because
it's a really big deal,
700
00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,589
and you're gonna
be great, Jane.
701
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,722
You're gonna be really great.
702
00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:17,853
[laughs]
703
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,641
- Thank you.
- Okay.
704
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:23,729
Good luck.
705
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,864
- I love this place.
I think it's so beautiful.
706
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,650
- Oh, it's my least favorite,
707
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:35,610
but I suppose there's a certain
charm to its simplicity.
708
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,612
- Um...
709
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,831
oh, I have really good news.
710
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,008
So, thanks to my
Instagram hobby,
711
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:43,879
there's a company
that wants to sponsor
712
00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,620
all of the beer
for the wedding.
713
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,710
It's called Hogsmith.
Isn't that great?
714
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,625
- Hogsmith.
715
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,931
- Yeah, it's not the best name,
716
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:54,716
but it's supposed to be
really good.
717
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,283
I'm really excited about it.
718
00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:59,852
- I am happy to pay
for all the alcohol.
719
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:04,117
The champagne, the wine--you
don't have to settle for beer.
720
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,684
We can do much better.
721
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,815
- I like beer.
722
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,123
Richard likes beer.
723
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:13,561
- I'm just saying,
why not the best?
724
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,737
- What if I think
beer is the best?
725
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:19,132
- Hogsmith?
- Yes.
726
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:23,832
I--I'm not a fancy champagne.
727
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:27,967
I'm a craft beer
from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
728
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,317
I'm never gonna be
a fancy lawyer
729
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,623
with an Ivy League degree,
but I love Richard,
730
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,190
and Richard chose me.
731
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,151
Richard chose beer.
732
00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:39,587
So...
733
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,981
[melancholic music]
734
00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:43,634
I have to go.
I'm running late.
735
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,855
♪
736
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:52,165
[upbeat music]
737
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:56,822
- The culture of wellness
is defined by our attitudes.
738
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:59,868
But there's a distinction
between good health
739
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,044
and the absence of illness.
740
00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,524
- How's it going
back there, Jane?
741
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:04,743
- Good health is objective...
742
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,135
- I'm sorry.
I know how gross this is.
743
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,571
- It's not gross.
744
00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,008
Dudes go around
scratching their balls
745
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,531
like it's nothing all the time.
746
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:11,793
- Yeah, why do we have to
pretend like we don't
747
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,013
have the urge to
itch the bitch, you know?
748
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,057
- Speaking
of Richard's mother,
749
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,711
was she really that bad?
750
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757
- We both were.
I should probably apologize.
751
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:24,763
- Bloating, fatigue,
low sex drive,
752
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,112
and so we look
753
00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:28,114
to the wellness-industrial
complex for answers,
754
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,768
whether they are true...
755
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:34,511
- And that is the woman
who is responsible for this.
756
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,210
Sabrina George.
757
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,820
[sighs]
758
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:39,821
And I have to be
on a panel with her.
759
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,041
[laughs]
Yay.
760
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,869
- You don't have to talk
about your yeast infection.
761
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,610
Just stick to the original plan
from before the "vagacial".
762
00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,787
- [sighs]
Right.
763
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,701
I can do that.
I can do that.
764
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:53,574
[applause]
765
00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:55,532
- Thank you.
766
00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,707
- I'm gonna do that.
767
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:57,839
- Yeah.
768
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,844
- Sabrina George,
let's start with you.
769
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,715
Your spas are growing
throughout Manhattan.
770
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,021
And you've recently added
771
00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:08,589
a "pampering your privates"
section
772
00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,199
as well as a new line
of scented products.
773
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,593
- Yes.
774
00:30:12,636 --> 00:30:15,552
Wellness starts at the top,
as we heard
775
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:18,860
from the incredible Dr. Golden,
and works its way down
776
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,079
to the bottom, which is where
777
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,516
we've been
focusing our efforts lately.
778
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,911
We believe that women should
feel confident down there.
779
00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:27,260
- [clears throat]
780
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,262
- Jane Sloan, did you want
to say something?
781
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:30,524
- Um...
782
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,008
I--I was just gonna say, um,
I mean, why not
783
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,227
just use the word vagina?
784
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:41,187
I mean, why are we saying
"down there"?
785
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:42,666
We're all adults here.
786
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,060
- Um...
787
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:47,628
of course
we can say the word.
788
00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,543
[laughs]
789
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:52,633
I just feel that most women
prefer synonyms or innuendos.
790
00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:54,243
Makes things
a little less embarrassing.
791
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,244
Am I right, ladies?
792
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:56,811
[applause]
793
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,858
[soft dramatic music]
794
00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,120
♪
795
00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:02,686
- Thank you.
796
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,167
- Dr. Golden?
797
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,302
You were amazing up there.
798
00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:13,088
- Thank you, and I'm so sorry
about last night.
799
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:16,309
- Oh, don't worry about that.
Everything's okay, right?
800
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,137
- Yeah, I mean, my patient's
got a long way to go,
801
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,139
but he's gonna be fine.
802
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:21,575
- That's great.
803
00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:24,143
- And I'd love to
take you out to dinner again.
804
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:25,709
Make it up to you.
805
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,888
[tender pop music]
806
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,324
- I have a confession to make.
807
00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:36,590
I find you intimidating.
808
00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:38,940
You're amazing.
809
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,595
I mean, you're smart,
insanely successful.
810
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,078
As much as I want to be
the kind of guy who
811
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:49,646
isn't insecure about all that,
I don't know if I am.
812
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,129
- I get it.
You're not ready for me.
813
00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:55,957
- [laughs]
I wish I was.
814
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:58,307
- So do I.
815
00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:05,749
- Our agenda has always been
to promote confidence and fun.
816
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:08,883
A dash of douche
makes the worries go down.
817
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,929
- Well, that's all
the time we have.
818
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,018
Thank you so much, ladies.
819
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,368
- Oh, just before
you all leave,
820
00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,718
I want you all to know
that the audience members
821
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,285
are going home
with a Sabrina George
822
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:21,896
gift package...
823
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,377
with all our latest therapies
for down there.
824
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:27,815
[excited chatter]
825
00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:29,904
- Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
wait, stop.
826
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,036
- Yes, Jane?
827
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:33,038
- I'm sorry, I just have to say
828
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,649
vaginas aren't supposed
to smell like cookies.
829
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,346
They're supposed to smell
like vaginas.
830
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,003
I mean, yeah, I said it.
831
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,352
Vagina.
832
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,920
While the wellness industry
may have an agenda
833
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,271
to prey on your insecurities,
I'm a writer,
834
00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:53,058
so I have a "vagenda"
to tell it like it is.
835
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,365
Yesterday I used
Sabrina George's products
836
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,716
because I wanted
to pamper myself down there.
837
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,153
And if I'm
being honest with you,
838
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,329
I have
the worst yeast infection
839
00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,940
I have ever had in my entire
life right now.
840
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,421
I mean, like, I should really
win a medal
841
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:09,988
for having to sit up here
842
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,859
for the past hour
without scratching.
843
00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,208
[Oliva O'Brien's
"Love Myself"]
844
00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:15,950
The point is, I'm tired
of women feeling like
845
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,213
they have to be embarrassed
about this stuff.
846
00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,433
We need to start talking
about it
847
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,435
because vaginas
all have their issues.
848
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:26,047
So who's with me?
849
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:29,311
- ♪ Why am I like this,
can somebody please tell me? ♪
850
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,096
♪
851
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:34,838
- Since having kids, I
pee myself every time I laugh.
852
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:39,104
- ♪ Don't even know
who I wanna be ♪
853
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,062
- I have a low-hanging labia.
854
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,064
I'm scheduled for
rejuvenating surgery next week
855
00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,718
even though I don't want it.
856
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,243
- I have acne on my vagina.
857
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,290
- ♪ I need to
858
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:56,034
♪ I need to love myself
I need to, I need to ♪
859
00:33:56,077 --> 00:34:00,995
♪ I need to love myself
I need to ♪
860
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:06,000
♪ I need to love myself
I need to love myself ♪
861
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,306
♪ Oh no
862
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:11,484
♪
863
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,877
- Claire,
what are you doing here?
864
00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:15,879
- I want to apologize to you.
865
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,404
- Oh, no, I'm one who needs
to apologize.
866
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,927
I was being oversensitive.
867
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:23,235
- No, no, you weren't.
I had a tone; I felt it.
868
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,193
But I think it's because
I'm jealous of you.
869
00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,892
- What?
870
00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,416
- You know,
I loved raising Richard,
871
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:32,070
but I had to give up
my career to do it,
872
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,376
and letting go of my ambitions
is something
873
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:37,336
I still
regret to this day.
874
00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:40,513
But you, Sutton, you're
a successful young woman.
875
00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:42,036
[tender music]
876
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,952
- I'm not successful.
I'm just an assistant.
877
00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:49,174
- An assistant on your way
to amazing things.
878
00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,045
I can tell.
879
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,048
And clearly so can Richard.
880
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,355
♪
881
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,399
- Thanks.
882
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:01,360
I really miss him.
883
00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:03,231
Long distance is hard.
884
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:06,974
- I know.
It's hard for me too.
885
00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:11,152
But I am going to throw you two
the best wedding
886
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:15,243
that you can imagine,
and if it means Hogwash beer,
887
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:16,418
so be it.
888
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:22,381
Welcome to the family, Sutton.
889
00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:23,425
- Thank you.
890
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,387
It's Hogsmith, though,
just in case you hashtag it.
891
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,476
- I'm not gonna
hashtag it, sweetie.
892
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,217
- Okay.
893
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,435
- [chuckles]
894
00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:38,266
[Lykke Li's "neon" plays]
895
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,487
[romantic pop music]
896
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:47,971
- ♪ I never love half-hearted
I'm down to get bruised ♪
897
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:52,846
♪ Who's gonna let go hardest?
We fight and we lose ♪
898
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,369
- What do you think?
899
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:57,459
- ♪ Another round,
another round in me, yeah ♪
900
00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:59,200
- I think you look beautiful.
901
00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,507
- ♪ Knock me down
I don't care ♪
902
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,422
- How do you feel?
903
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:04,510
- Hm...
904
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,469
Powerful.
905
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:09,819
- Good.
906
00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:12,082
You are.
907
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,215
Are you ready?
908
00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:18,132
- No, but...
909
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,047
- ♪ In the nights we glow
we glow ♪
910
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,527
- Yeah.
911
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,964
- ♪ I'd rather cry all night,
night, night ♪
912
00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:27,228
♪ Then let the feeling die,
die, die ♪
913
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:32,929
♪ Neon, neon, neon
I'm still holding on, neon ♪
914
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:40,198
[Tala Parx's "I Want You"
plays ]
915
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,809
- ♪ Ooh
916
00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:45,246
- It's gonna be fun.
I promise.
917
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,640
- ♪ Get your message
918
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:50,730
♪ You won't just let me go
and let you down ♪
919
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:54,951
♪ I'm one of those
bad decisions ♪
920
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,953
- I don't wanna hurt you.
921
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:59,129
- You won't.
922
00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:01,306
I trust you, Kat.
923
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:05,092
- ♪ One keeps me grounded
and one in the clouds ♪
924
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:08,661
♪ Contradicting the things
I thought I knew ♪
925
00:37:08,704 --> 00:37:11,794
♪ So indecisive,
don't know what to do ♪
926
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:14,797
[both moaning]
927
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:17,278
♪
928
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:19,280
♪ Can you really blame me
wanting you? ♪
929
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:20,934
♪
930
00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:25,025
♪ And you, and you,
and you, and you ♪
931
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,418
♪ Can you really blame me?
932
00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:27,941
♪
933
00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:29,899
- I trust you too.
934
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:33,033
- ♪ So far from grounded
and close to the clouds ♪
935
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:36,428
♪ Contradicting the things
I thought I knew ♪
936
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:40,083
♪ So indecisive,
it's so hard to choose ♪
937
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:43,739
♪
938
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,220
- Oh, my gosh,
you guys are so cute.
939
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,309
- She actually loved
Hogsmith beer.
940
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,180
- Oh, Jane, Jacqueline
wants to see you.
941
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:52,966
[electronic music]
942
00:37:53,009 --> 00:38:00,103
♪
943
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,193
- Jacqueline?
944
00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:05,326
- Ah, good, Jane.
945
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:09,852
What you did yesterday
on the panel
946
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,420
was very brave and inspiring.
947
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,379
- Thank you.
948
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:18,818
And, miraculously,
I am feeling better down there.
949
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:20,080
My vagina.
950
00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:21,429
- [laughs]
Well, that is good to know.
951
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:22,952
- [laughs]
952
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:24,824
- And you know
what else is good?
953
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:26,173
- What?
954
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,436
- Your "vagenda" speech
955
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,743
caught the attention
of Forbes magazine.
956
00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:34,442
Between that and your
great, honest work lately,
957
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,923
they are nominating you
as a possible candidate
958
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,968
for their "30 Under 30" issue.
959
00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:41,406
Congratulations.
960
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,756
- You're serious?
- Yes.
961
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:45,453
Taking risks really pays off,
doesn't it?
962
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,238
- Yes it does.
Thank you so much.
963
00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:51,024
[soft dramatic music]
964
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:58,248
♪
965
00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,250
- Andrew.
- Yeah, hi, hi.
966
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,122
- I'd like you
to get Miles Shaw
967
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,863
on the phone for me please.
968
00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:07,301
- Miles Shaw on the phone.
969
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:13,002
- Yes, for real this time.
970
00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:15,135
- On-on-on
the phone--on the phone.
971
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:21,533
- Oh, my God,
how was it?
972
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:22,534
- Was it great?
973
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,231
- It was.
974
00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:26,015
- Are you gonna do it again?
Are you, like, a pegger now?
975
00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,669
- [laughs]
976
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,279
You know, it was different than
what I thought it would be.
977
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:30,803
- Different good or bad?
978
00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:31,934
- Good.
979
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,283
Good, but--
980
00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:35,155
- Butt indeed.
981
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,374
I'm just kidding, sorry.
982
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,636
I just had to.
983
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:41,466
- I just--I guess I just
thought it would be,
984
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:45,078
you know, sexual
and physical and primal.
985
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,427
- And it wasn't?
986
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:50,779
- No, it was, but it was
also intimate, you know?
987
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,391
And I don't know if that was
just because
988
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,089
I was in a place of power
and he was vulnerable,
989
00:39:56,132 --> 00:40:00,180
or if I maybe caught a feeling,
or just, like,
990
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,964
half a feeling--
calm down.
991
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,923
But we connected.
992
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,447
You know?
993
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,101
Like, really connected,
like eye-contact.
994
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,276
- Mm.
995
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,843
- It was weird.
996
00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,279
I've never had
that with a guy before.
997
00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:14,890
- Well, it's like you said,
you're a lover of people.
998
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:20,461
- Yeah, yeah.
999
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:23,508
But I also think
that maybe it's more than that.
1000
00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:29,862
Um, maybe I might be bisexual?
1001
00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:33,605
And you guys know
I hate labels,
1002
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:36,303
but this one feels important
right now
1003
00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:39,393
to own the space I'm in
1004
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,352
and to make sense of it.
1005
00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:46,139
- If you need a label,
pick a label, any label.
1006
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,357
- Thank you.
1007
00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:52,188
- Bisexual, lesbian,
queer, Kat--
1008
00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:55,409
we love all of them as long
as you're just being you.
1009
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,541
- [laughs]
1010
00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:58,847
[Maggie Rogers'
"Back in My Body" plays]
1011
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,330
- ♪ This time I know
I'm back in my body ♪
1012
00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:10,032
[upbeat music]
1013
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:16,865
♪
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