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Previously on "The Bold Type."
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Dating is a real minefield these days.
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If you were dating a woman who was rich,
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would you let her pay for everything?
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Yeah, if it made her happy.
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I am not looking for
anything serious right now.
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As long as I pick someone that I have
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no emotional connection to,
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everything's gonna be fine.
It's just sex, you know?
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You said that there was the possibility
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of more verticals,
and I'm up for that challenge.
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Well, let's see
how your next piece does.
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No wonder she pushed back on
my brilliant wedding pitch.
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Her marriage is falling apart.
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Ian and I are separating.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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It's not about the uniform or Babs.
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It's about me and Richard.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God, I got tagged in the
"Scarlet" bridal shoot.
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You're an influencer now.
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A vagina facial?
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- Shh.
- Sorry.
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Now, does the facial come
with a vagina massage?
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Because if it does, I'm in.
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That's a different kind of spa, honey.
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Yeah, I read
that it's supposed to give you
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"the confidence and glow
you didn't know you needed,"
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but that feels unnecessary, you know?
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Is any of this necessary?
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Yes. If I could, I would live in a spa.
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Well, thank you Sabrina George
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for the free passes.
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Oh wait, stop, no spa pics.
It's too bougie.
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- Shh.
- Sorry.
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So, Jane, how are you feeling
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about that, uh, wellness seminar, baby?
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Fine, nervous.
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I just don't understand
why Jacqueline wants me
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on a panel with a bunch of
CEOs and sex therapists.
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What are you talking about?
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Your articles on that sex party
and tantric sex were great.
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And yet Jacqueline still
hasn't given me a vertical.
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Oh, she will.
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This is so nice.
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It really is.
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Hm, I had sex with a dude last night.
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- What?
- Get out.
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- Shh!
- Shh!
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So what does this mean?
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It means I was looking
for no-strings sex,
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and with everything that
happened with Ellie,
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I just decided to look for
it somewhere unexpected.
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Does this mean you're not a lesbian?
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I'd say emotionally, yes,
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I've only had feelings for women,
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but I've always loved
having sex with dudes.
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It sounds like your heart is a lesbian,
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and your vagina is bisexual.
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Or I'm Kat, lover of human beings.
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So are you gonna see
this human being again?
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Cody? Uh, yeah.
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He left his watch at my place, so...
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- Oh, classic.
- Aha.
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He left his watch.
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Oldest trick in the book. He likes you.
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No, he likes having sex with me.
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Big difference.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I'm calling it.
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Wellness time of death is 9:00 a.m.
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I think I need to do
a little more research
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since I'm gonna be sitting
on that wellness panel.
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And Tinier Jane has been
working overtime with Ryan
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and needs a little R & R,
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so think I might try that "vagacial",
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see what it's all about.
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Okay, have fun, Tinier Jane.
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- See you later.
- It's okay.
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How can you possibly think
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that the Mets are
better than the Yankees?
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No, I didn't say better.
I said more loveable.
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More loveable... What is more loveable
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than a team that is
consistently excellent?
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They've won 27 World Series...
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No, that's not love. That is boring.
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You know what love is?
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It's drama and suspense
and hope and despair
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all rolled up into one,
and that is the Mets.
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Wow, I think I just learned
so much about you.
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I once saw Derek Jeter buy
bananas at Whole Foods.
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Made my week.
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You need to go after her.
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What?
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Do you really think Derek Jeter
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buys his own groceries?
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I'm not writing a missed connection.
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Well, if you don't write one, I will.
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Look, I appreciate that
you're taking an interest
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in my personal life,
but if I'm meant to see
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this woman again, I'll meet her again.
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No shit.
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That's weird.
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Andrew.
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Who is that?
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Oh, Dr. Alicia Golden.
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You look amazing as always.
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Well, thank you.
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Oh, I am so glad this has
worked out for you to be
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the keynote speaker at
our wellness seminar.
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Top neurosurgeon at Columbia Hospital.
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Any chance you're going to
the alumni mixer next week?
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Ugh, I wish I could.
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My husband is working in Ukraine,
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so I've got the kids and
"Scarlet" and...
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Well, it is gonna be a good one.
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Chef Anita Lo is catering,
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and Miles Shaw will be
reading from his new novel.
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Miles Shaw?
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Wow, I have not heard
that name in forever.
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- Was he in your class?
- One above.
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Yeah, we dated, actually,
my junior year.
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- What's the emergency?
- Oh, no.
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Are you wearing a pearl necklace?
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Yeah, not the fun kind.
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Okay, okay. Why?
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Well, I had to switch dinner
with Richard's mom
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to a Safford lunch with Richard's mom
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because of Oliver's schedule,
so what do we think?
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Is she June Cleaver?
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Come on, honey, just lose the cardigan,
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unbutton your blouse, and chill out.
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She's cool, right?
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Yeah, I mean, she's...
you know, she's great,
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but she's Richard's mom.
She's like a real mom.
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I mean, no offense to Babs,
but this is the first time
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we're hanging out alone,
and I really want her to like me.
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It's fine. I'm fine.
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You know, everything's fine.
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I gotta go, you know,
give the man his watch back.
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- He left it on purpose.
- Okay.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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You will go on first,
of course, ten minutes.
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And Kat, our head of social media,
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will give you the guidelines
of how to promote the event,
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and of course, there's always Andrew
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if you have any other questions.
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Who is that guy over there?
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Her TED talk has more
than a million views.
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Wait, is that her with Oprah?
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If you don't ask her out, I am going to.
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Really?
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Hey, I saw you downstairs at the caf�.
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Yeah. Yeah, that was me. I'm Alex.
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- Alex Crawford.
- Alicia Golden.
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But you already knew that.
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Call me.
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Let's get dinner.
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Hey. What's up?
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My favorite customer.
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This is for you.
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Thank you, m'lady.
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Wow, had no idea
you were such a cheeseball.
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But totally endearing, right?
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Eh, if you wanna call it that.
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Beautiful and sarcastic,
a deadly combination.
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Hmm.
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Hey, uh, is there any chance you
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left that at my place on purpose?
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- No.
- Okay.
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'Cause this is just sex.
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Yeah, I know.
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I saw you break up with that girl
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- right over there, remember?
- Mm.
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Ruthless.
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Got you laid though.
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? I'll take you anywhere you say ?
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So just sex.
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Mm-hmm.
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Any sex?
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? I wanna give you the world ?
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Come here.
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? Let my love run wild ?
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- What do you want?
- Come here.
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? Let my love run wild ?
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? Let me, let me love you down ?
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? Whoa, let my love... ?
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Maybe we could change it up a bit.
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Hm, I like changing it up.
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I thought you would.
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What'd you have in mind?
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You could peg me.
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Uh.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Since this is just sex,
and we're having fun,
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I thought maybe you
could use your strap-on.
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Oh, I don't have a strap-on.
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Okay, I just assumed...
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Because I sleep with women,
I would have a strap-on?
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No, that's not really how it works,
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and, you know,
there's plenty of other ways to get off.
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Oh, you know I know that.
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I just assumed
'cause you're like this powerful boss
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that you'd enjoy being dominant.
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Yeah, honestly,
it's more of a boss in the boardroom,
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bottom in the bedroom kind of situation.
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But thanks for the offer.
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I'm... I'm gonna have to go
back to work, though, so...
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Listen,
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like, peg or no peg,
I still really wanna see you again.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Just for sex.
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Absolutely.
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? Let my love run wild ?
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I'm so sorry for having
to change the plan.
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Oh, no, no, please don't worry.
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You're a busy woman.
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I know 'cause I follow you
on instant gram.
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Oh. It's actually Instagram,
but I like your way better.
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And thank you, every like counts.
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Well, I guess we all like to be liked.
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Well, for me,
it's actually more about work.
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Oh, so this is part
of your assistance job?
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Uh, no, influencing is
actually a means to an end.
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I'm trying to use it to get a promotion.
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So if I understand correctly,
you take photos,
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you post them, and then what?
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The more likes and followers that I get,
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the more influence I have.
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Influence over what?
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My... my followers.
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Oh, so you want them to follow you
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so that you can go and
get a promotion to what?
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Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrogating you?
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No, not at all.
These are great questions.
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I guess the whole point is
for me to influence the people
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who follow me to buy the
things that I post about,
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so that the people at "Scarlet"
see me as being a commodity.
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So you're a saleswoman.
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More of a brand, or trying to be.
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Well, it all seems a bit silly to me,
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but what do I know?
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Let's have a look at
some wedding venues.
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Hi, Dr. Gerard,
thank you for calling me back.
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Sure. What's going on?
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I need some advice again.
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- I went to the spa today...
- Uh-huh.
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And I decided to get a vagina facial,
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and something doesn't feel right.
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I know that having BRCA
makes you more prone
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to get cervical cancer, so...
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Jane, it just sounds like this facial
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threw your pH levels off.
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It's really nothing to worry about.
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Are you sure?
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- Mm-hmm, yep.
- Okay.
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Just don't be alarmed if you experience
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a slight discharge or
odor in the next few days.
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Excuse me?
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What kind of odor are we talking about?
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Just your basic vaginal odor.
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Jane, it's not a given.
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It's just a possibility. You'll be fine.
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Listen, if you wanna come by
my office in the next few days
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for a quick checkup,
my door is always open.
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Oh, and Jane, facials... for the face.
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Yeah, got it.
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Cody asked me to peg him.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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How?
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You put on a strap-on,
and then you just...
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Well, I know what pegging is.
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I was just more so asking,
like, how do you ask someone
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- you barely know to peg you?
- Leave your watch at their place,
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and then when they drop it off,
you say "Hey, wanna peg?"
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- Hm, impressive.
- Yeah.
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- What'd you say?
- I said no.
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Jane, come on,
you know I've never liked being dominant
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in the bedroom,
and I'm not very good at it.
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- That's just not for me.
- I feel like this is different.
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This is a dude.
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Yeah.
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What... what are you doing?
Where are you going?
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We're gonna go check out the strap-ons
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at the Pleasure Porium.
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Why? Are you gonna peg Ryan?
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- No, but you might peg Cody.
- I'm not gonna...
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So I think that we should go
and check out all your options
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before you make a rash decision.
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Jane, I'm not gonna peg him.
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Totally fine. Whatever you say.
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But, you know, you might.
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All right, fine, we can go shopping.
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But it doesn't mean anything,
and text Sutton.
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She'll be pissed if she misses this.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm just excited.
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So, where are you two going?
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You always wait a day before you text.
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No. Why do men think games work?
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Because they do?
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No, not on women like Alicia.
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A woman like that knows what she wants,
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and that is you.
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So call her.
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_
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There, now how long do you think
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00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,779
it's gonna take for her to text me back?
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- _
- That was fast.
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I love this woman so much.
You should take her to Lupe's.
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- Mm...
- _
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- She wants to go to Kokana.
- I heard that place is amazing.
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00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:27,674
Yeah, but it's also booked up for,
like, a month.
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I'm just gonna suggest Lupe's.
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- _
- She's got Kokana. -30 tonight.
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Now that is how the game is played.
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00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:46,502
Wow, look at all these strap-ons.
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- Is that a vein?
- Mm-hmm.
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How do you choose?
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00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,545
Maybe it's like a
"Harry Potter" situation.
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The strap-on chooses you.
323
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,810
No, I mean, like, what do you value?
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Length or girth?
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Mm, you know, as the receiver,
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00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:02,876
I've always been more of a girth girl.
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00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:06,838
- Right.
- But I feel like, as the giver,
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00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:08,618
which is still a
hypothetical by the way...
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00:15:08,653 --> 00:15:09,895
Mm-hmm.
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00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,860
- It's probably length, yeah.
- Hm.
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00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:13,678
What about ethnicity?
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00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:16,584
Would you say your member
is more African-American, Caucasian...
333
00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:18,200
Mm, the flesh-colored ones
are kind of scary.
334
00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:20,110
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,447
I think, if I were gonna buy one,
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00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,318
it'd be this one.
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00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,285
Look how cute it is.
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00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:30,582
Pretty cute.
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00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:31,955
See, it's not black. It's not white.
340
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,624
It's not too masculine,
not too feminine.
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00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,751
It's got these cute,
little suspender straps
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00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,756
which I feel like would do
great things for my boobies,
343
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:41,426
and, um, you know. It's just right.
344
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,392
- Just Kat.
- Tiny Kat.
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00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:44,832
Who are you calling Tiny?
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00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:50,140
Hey, quick question,
do you think that they sell
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00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:53,433
anything here to get the
stick out of Claire's butt?
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00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:54,540
Maybe.
349
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:56,980
Did lunch not go well?
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00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,777
Uh, she thinks I'm a joke.
351
00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:01,745
She kept asking me what the
point of being an influencer is.
352
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,262
Oh, well she legit might not know.
353
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,950
- There was judgment.
- Mm-kay, well,
354
00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:07,583
what you need to do is you need
to get a sponsor for your wedding.
355
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:11,623
And that way you can show
old Claire how influential
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00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,854
her future daughter-in-law really is.
357
00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:18,068
- What are you doing?
- You're buying this.
358
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,131
What? No, I'm not.
359
00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:20,837
- No, I am not.
- You have 14 days
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00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,063
to return it with a receipt.
361
00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:24,636
I haven't decided yet.
And how do you know the return policy?
362
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,661
Don't ask me questions.
363
00:16:25,678 --> 00:16:28,679
Jane, are you coming?
364
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,515
Uh, you guys go, I'll catch up.
365
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,826
I'm just gonna do some browsing.
366
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,439
Oh, okay.
367
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,983
Do you think she's buying a
strap-on for her and Ryan?
368
00:16:38,007 --> 00:16:39,690
Maybe. So proud.
369
00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:58,283
Jacqueline, your 1:00 p.m.
is in the conference room.
370
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:02,340
Good. I want any information
you can find for me
371
00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:04,548
on the novelist Miles Shaw.
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00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,624
I want a full download tomorrow morning
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00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:08,293
before the wellness seminar.
374
00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:11,329
Oh, uh,
that's a pretty busy time for you.
375
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,298
- Maybe we should j...
- We'll set up a call.
376
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,984
Oh, sure, no problem.
377
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,657
Ryan.
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00:17:22,218 --> 00:17:26,865
No, I'm so sorry.
I think I need to stay in.
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00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:28,789
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:17:29,935 --> 00:17:31,148
Don't come over.
381
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,371
Okay, yeah, okay, I love you too.
382
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:36,474
Bye.
383
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:51,595
Hi, this is Sutton Brady.
I'm an Instagram influencer.
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00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,022
I'm calling about sponsors
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00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:57,359
for my highly anticipated
upcoming wedding.
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00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:58,760
Thank you so much for your time.
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00:17:58,795 --> 00:17:59,898
_
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00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:08,800
"Vaginal moisturizer and lubricant."
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00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:10,280
"Vaginal perfume."
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00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,743
"Vaginal shea butter."
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00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,450
Who comes up with this stuff?
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00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,211
Hi, I'm Sutton Brady.
I'm Instagram influencer.
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00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:19,697
Style by Sutton. Thank you for your t...
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00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,964
Hm.
395
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,485
I am gonna sell your product... hello?
396
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,529
Ugh.
397
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,631
No, no.
398
00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:41,576
Oh, thank... hello? I...
399
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,276
That wasn't very nice.
400
00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:48,985
That's... I'm... anyway, I...
401
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,112
That one was fair.
402
00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,538
No!
403
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:07,003
Ah, ah.
404
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,493
No, I did a bad thing.
I did a bad thing.
405
00:19:13,329 --> 00:19:14,639
- Hello.
- Hey.
406
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,588
Hey, guys, uh, need your help.
407
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,687
Think I broke Tinier Jane.
408
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:19,858
What?
409
00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:25,324
Okay, so you didn't buy a
strap-on for you and Ryan?
410
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:26,959
What? No.
411
00:19:26,994 --> 00:19:28,766
- Oh.
- I...
412
00:19:28,844 --> 00:19:30,452
Oh, gosh, this is so embarrassing.
413
00:19:30,529 --> 00:19:31,980
Okay, I...
414
00:19:32,681 --> 00:19:36,995
- After I got my "vagacial"...
- You got a yeast infection?
415
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:39,628
- Yes.
- Mm.
416
00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:42,167
And I was nervous that
it was gonna smell,
417
00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:44,115
so I did something.
418
00:19:44,193 --> 00:19:45,890
You did all of the things.
419
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,470
Mm, this one says it makes your vagina
420
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:49,705
smell like freshly baked cookies.
421
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,214
- But why?
- Because
422
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,308
freshly baked cookies is better than,
423
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,460
you know, this situation.
424
00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,462
That's why I just bake
cookies and then eat 'em
425
00:19:57,539 --> 00:20:00,148
- when I get a yeast infection.
- That is a million dollar idea.
426
00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:01,299
What... I'm sorry.
427
00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:02,634
Why did I not know
428
00:20:02,711 --> 00:20:04,189
that you guys get yeast infections?
429
00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,822
Well, it's not something you
necessarily advertise like,
430
00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,398
"Hey, everybody,
my vagina's making yeast!"
431
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,476
Yeah, but we're not everybody.
432
00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,697
I mean, we were more than comfortable
433
00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:14,719
talking about what
strap-on Kat would be.
434
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,481
Why aren't we comfortable talking about,
435
00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:17,908
you know, our problems down there?
436
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,871
It's the patriarchy, bro.
437
00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:21,837
Get in our heads, messin' with it.
438
00:20:21,914 --> 00:20:25,081
I just... the patriarchy hurts, okay?
439
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,584
I can barely sit.
440
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,327
How am I gonna sit on
that panel tomorrow?
441
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,667
That's gonna be impossible.
442
00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:33,181
Okay, I have a plan.
443
00:20:33,258 --> 00:20:35,027
We're gonna go to Duane Reade.
444
00:20:35,062 --> 00:20:36,888
We're gonna get you some real medicine.
445
00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:38,390
We are gonna get you some ice packs.
446
00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:40,672
- Boxers... medicine.
- Boxers?
447
00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:43,429
Yeah, gotta let Tinier Jane breathe,
you know?
448
00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:46,528
- I know, like...
- Please stop doing that.
449
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,530
St... ah!
450
00:20:48,607 --> 00:20:50,735
Stop talking about Tiny Jane breathing.
451
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,368
Oh.
452
00:20:54,613 --> 00:20:57,075
- What?
- Oh, nothing, it's just work.
453
00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:01,877
Oh, no.
454
00:21:01,954 --> 00:21:03,795
The panel is gonna be livestreamed.
455
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,897
Ah.
456
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,722
Here's the thing, my dad was taking me
457
00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,260
to Yankee games before
I could even walk.
458
00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:16,374
He actually claims to be
459
00:21:16,452 --> 00:21:18,491
the first black season ticket holder.
460
00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,971
He's like the Jackie
Robinson of baseball tickets.
461
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,979
So "Scarlet" must be
an interesting place to work.
462
00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:28,407
Yeah.
463
00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:30,742
It was an adjustment coming from
"The Wall Street Journal,"
464
00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:32,236
which was more my speed.
465
00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:35,280
Mm, believe it or not,
I actually like "Scarlet" more.
466
00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:39,119
But I did some amazing work covering
the Bloomberg administration,
467
00:21:39,154 --> 00:21:41,765
and I got to do a great
series on New York mob bosses.
468
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,567
That's cool.
469
00:21:42,582 --> 00:21:45,049
Don't get me wrong,
I love "Scarlet," but...
470
00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,072
I'm sorry. I have to take this.
It's the hospital.
471
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,454
Dr. Golden here.
472
00:21:51,487 --> 00:21:54,912
Sub-Q emphysema.
473
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:59,342
Yes, I'm at Kokana
across from Central Park.
474
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,468
I'll meet them out front.
475
00:22:01,158 --> 00:22:02,512
I'm being called into surgery.
476
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,638
A car's gonna be here any second.
477
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,423
Everything okay?
478
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,110
It's never okay
when I'm being called, unfortunately.
479
00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:09,481
Stupid question.
480
00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:11,113
No, it's not stupid at all.
481
00:22:11,189 --> 00:22:12,650
A diplomat from Australia
got in a car crash.
482
00:22:12,674 --> 00:22:15,041
It's really serious.
483
00:22:17,559 --> 00:22:20,825
I'm so sorry. I hate to just leave you,
but they requested me, so...
484
00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,032
Oh, don't worry about it.
You're a surgeon.
485
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,126
People need you.
486
00:22:24,202 --> 00:22:26,536
Uh, can I call you later?
487
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,692
Maybe we can reschedule
for another night?
488
00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:28,825
That'd be great.
489
00:22:36,698 --> 00:22:38,640
Oh, actually, I'll take the bill.
490
00:22:38,717 --> 00:22:39,726
Dr. Golden took care of it, sir.
491
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,339
Would you like this to go?
492
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,461
No, I'm fine, thanks.
493
00:22:53,231 --> 00:22:57,277
Guys, I can't even feel
Tinier Jane anymore.
494
00:22:57,312 --> 00:22:58,571
Here, here's this towel.
495
00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,065
Put it between you and the ice pack.
496
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,406
How many times have you done this?
497
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,483
- What's up?
- Too many.
498
00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:07,205
- I won't ask.
- Thank you.
499
00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:09,374
How was your date?
500
00:23:09,398 --> 00:23:11,381
Well, it wasn't boring.
501
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,507
So do you think you'll see her again?
502
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,009
Actually, I don't think so.
503
00:23:14,086 --> 00:23:17,345
I mean she's smart, funny, good-looking,
504
00:23:17,422 --> 00:23:19,497
and very successful.
505
00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:20,849
Why are you saying that
like it's a bad thing?
506
00:23:20,926 --> 00:23:24,222
Well, it's not bad, just not great.
507
00:23:24,246 --> 00:23:26,391
- Hm.
- Go on.
508
00:23:26,415 --> 00:23:29,194
Look, this is silly,
but I write articles
509
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:32,694
about dating while she
literally saves lives.
510
00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,566
I just don't think it's gonna work.
511
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:37,014
So what I'm hearing is,
you're gonna walk away
512
00:23:37,092 --> 00:23:41,018
from an incredible woman
because of your ego.
513
00:23:41,096 --> 00:23:43,327
What about all the stuff
that you said to me
514
00:23:43,362 --> 00:23:44,706
about Richard, you know?
515
00:23:44,783 --> 00:23:46,524
"Let him buy you the sewing machine.
516
00:23:46,602 --> 00:23:48,413
The power struggle is in your head."
517
00:23:48,437 --> 00:23:50,583
- That's different.
- Why, 'cause I'm a woman?
518
00:23:50,618 --> 00:23:52,584
- That's not what I said.
- But that's what you meant.
519
00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:53,923
Why do I feel like I need a lawyer?
520
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,032
Maybe you do.
521
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:57,293
Mm, I kinda get it.
522
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,855
But it's just fear.
523
00:24:00,617 --> 00:24:02,452
You said that this woman's great, right?
524
00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:04,762
Cody's kind of great too,
but putting on a strap-on
525
00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:06,228
and pegging him's really scary.
526
00:24:06,304 --> 00:24:07,313
I feel like I missed something.
527
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,767
But it's scary because it's different
528
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,436
than what we were taught to expect.
529
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,643
Patriarchy has taught us
530
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,978
that men are supposed to be powerful,
531
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,632
women are supposed to be submissive.
532
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,775
That's it.
533
00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:21,779
So you feel like less of
a man without your power,
534
00:24:21,803 --> 00:24:24,472
and I feel like less of a woman with it.
535
00:24:24,507 --> 00:24:26,618
- Mm-hmm.
- But that's trash.
536
00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:30,577
Okay.
537
00:24:32,648 --> 00:24:35,924
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
538
00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:38,296
I'm gonna peg Cody.
539
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,469
We goin' in!
540
00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:41,190
Yeah, I really missed something.
541
00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:50,438
Ugh, I'm in more pain than I was before.
542
00:24:50,515 --> 00:24:52,682
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
543
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,776
It gets worse before it gets better.
544
00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:56,253
Yeah, I just really hope that the meds
545
00:24:56,308 --> 00:24:58,611
the doctor prescribed
are gonna kick in soon.
546
00:25:00,314 --> 00:25:02,859
- Just give it time.
- I don't have time.
547
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,028
The wellness panel is in an hour.
548
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,658
I... I can't do it.
549
00:25:06,682 --> 00:25:08,614
I can't sit in front
of people like this.
550
00:25:08,649 --> 00:25:09,994
I have to tell Jacqueline.
551
00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:12,109
How am I gonna tell her that
I have a yeast infection?
552
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,646
Yes.
553
00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:15,463
- Hm?
- I got my first sponsorship.
554
00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:17,874
Hey, she popped her sponsorship cherry.
555
00:25:17,909 --> 00:25:18,950
Special.
556
00:25:19,027 --> 00:25:21,506
Hogsmith Beer, not my first choice,
557
00:25:21,530 --> 00:25:23,638
but I think Claire will be impressed.
558
00:25:24,496 --> 00:25:26,157
I'm seeing her later today.
559
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,792
- We narrowed it down to five venues.
- That's great.
560
00:25:27,869 --> 00:25:29,219
Can we walk a little faster just 'cause
561
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,597
I think it helps me?
562
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,816
Don't tell me you have
a yeast infection too.
563
00:25:34,893 --> 00:25:36,020
No.
564
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,524
You're wearing the strap-on?
565
00:25:39,548 --> 00:25:40,822
I'm hard packin', baby.
566
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:42,991
No way.
567
00:25:43,068 --> 00:25:44,195
Yeah, strapped it to my inner thigh
568
00:25:44,219 --> 00:25:46,253
just to feel the energy between my legs.
569
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:48,799
I'd really like to slap it
on RJ's boardroom table.
570
00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:50,702
So did you tell Cody you wanna peg him?
571
00:25:50,726 --> 00:25:51,774
Sure did. He's coming over tonight.
572
00:25:51,809 --> 00:25:53,109
Hey.
573
00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:55,875
Jane, listen, it's no biggie.
574
00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:58,823
Just walk in there,
maintain eye contact, and say,
575
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,021
"Jacqueline, I have a yeast infection."
576
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,078
Oh, no.
577
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,513
Oh, and make sure that Dr. Golden has
578
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:08,091
an updated itinerary.
579
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,046
Jacqueline,
I have Miles Shaw on the line.
580
00:26:10,081 --> 00:26:11,753
What? Why?
581
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,890
Because you asked me
to inquire about him
582
00:26:12,914 --> 00:26:14,672
and told me to set up a call?
583
00:26:15,509 --> 00:26:19,844
A call for you and me,
so that you could share with me
584
00:26:19,921 --> 00:26:22,063
whatever you found out about him.
585
00:26:22,808 --> 00:26:24,607
Uh...
586
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:28,870
Okay, just tell him that I'm...
587
00:26:28,947 --> 00:26:31,706
- tell him I'm in a meeting.
- Oh, okay.
588
00:26:31,783 --> 00:26:35,470
And don't say when or
if I will call him back.
589
00:26:36,605 --> 00:26:38,082
- Go!
- Okay, sorry.
590
00:26:38,106 --> 00:26:39,561
Oh, my God.
591
00:26:41,443 --> 00:26:45,553
Jane, hi, come in. Please sit.
592
00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:48,390
Actually, I can't sit.
Uh... my... you know.
593
00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:49,761
Okay, then you just...
594
00:26:49,785 --> 00:26:52,376
you... yeah, stand there.
595
00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:55,397
So what's... what's up?
596
00:26:55,473 --> 00:26:57,307
I just wanted to tell you...
597
00:27:01,549 --> 00:27:02,884
how...
598
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:09,077
excited I am about the
wellness seminar and panel.
599
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,616
Excited.
600
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,785
Well, that's good because
it's a really big deal,
601
00:27:13,809 --> 00:27:15,417
and you're gonna be great, Jane.
602
00:27:15,493 --> 00:27:17,160
You're gonna be really great.
603
00:27:21,316 --> 00:27:23,166
- Thank you.
- Okay.
604
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,500
Good luck.
605
00:27:26,655 --> 00:27:29,801
I love this place.
I think it's so beautiful.
606
00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:32,100
Oh, it's my least favorite,
607
00:27:32,177 --> 00:27:36,140
but I suppose there's a certain
charm to its simplicity.
608
00:27:36,164 --> 00:27:37,975
Um...
609
00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:40,013
Oh, I have really good news.
610
00:27:40,048 --> 00:27:42,980
So, thanks to my Instagram hobby,
611
00:27:43,004 --> 00:27:44,687
there's a company that wants to sponsor
612
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,818
all of the beer for the wedding.
613
00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:49,266
It's called Hogsmith. Isn't that great?
614
00:27:49,344 --> 00:27:51,119
Hogsmith.
615
00:27:51,196 --> 00:27:52,787
Yeah, it's not the best name,
616
00:27:52,864 --> 00:27:55,962
but it's supposed to be really good.
617
00:27:55,997 --> 00:27:57,625
I'm really excited about it.
618
00:27:57,702 --> 00:28:00,870
I am happy to pay for all the alcohol.
619
00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:05,133
The champagne, the wine...
you don't have to settle for beer.
620
00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,283
We can do much better.
621
00:28:06,867 --> 00:28:08,339
I like beer.
622
00:28:09,364 --> 00:28:11,622
Richard likes beer.
623
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,679
I'm just saying, why not the best?
624
00:28:14,703 --> 00:28:16,514
What if I think beer is the best?
625
00:28:16,538 --> 00:28:19,851
- Hogsmith?
- Yes.
626
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:24,771
I... I'm not a fancy champagne.
627
00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:29,324
I'm a craft beer
from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
628
00:28:29,401 --> 00:28:31,863
I'm never gonna be a fancy lawyer
629
00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:33,328
with an Ivy League degree,
but I love Richard,
630
00:28:33,405 --> 00:28:35,476
and Richard chose me.
631
00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:38,983
Richard chose beer.
632
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,317
So...
633
00:28:43,415 --> 00:28:44,508
I have to go. I'm running late.
634
00:28:52,757 --> 00:28:58,169
The culture of wellness is
defined by our attitudes.
635
00:28:58,246 --> 00:29:01,264
But there's a distinction
between good health
636
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,399
and the absence of illness.
637
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,526
How's it going back there, Jane?
638
00:29:04,602 --> 00:29:05,860
Good health is objective...
639
00:29:05,937 --> 00:29:07,178
I'm sorry. I know how gross this is.
640
00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:08,696
It's not gross.
641
00:29:08,773 --> 00:29:10,401
Dudes go around scratching their balls
642
00:29:10,425 --> 00:29:11,774
like it's nothing all the time.
643
00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,855
Yeah, why do we have
to pretend like we don't
644
00:29:12,926 --> 00:29:14,572
have the urge to itch the bitch,
you know?
645
00:29:14,596 --> 00:29:16,204
Speaking of Richard's mother,
646
00:29:16,281 --> 00:29:17,947
was she really that bad?
647
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,402
We both were.
I should probably apologize.
648
00:29:21,603 --> 00:29:26,111
Bloating, fatigue, low sex drive,
649
00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:29,586
and so we look to the wellness-
industrial complex for answers,
650
00:29:29,621 --> 00:29:31,121
whether they are true...
651
00:29:31,162 --> 00:29:35,039
And that is the woman who
is responsible for this.
652
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:38,059
Sabrina George.
653
00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,168
And I have to be on a panel with her.
654
00:29:41,473 --> 00:29:42,564
Yay.
655
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,732
You don't have to talk
about your yeast infection.
656
00:29:44,809 --> 00:29:48,010
Just stick to the original plan
from before the "vagacial".
657
00:29:48,516 --> 00:29:49,774
Right.
658
00:29:49,798 --> 00:29:52,268
I can do that. I can do that.
659
00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:56,244
Thank you.
660
00:29:56,321 --> 00:29:58,018
I'm gonna do that.
661
00:29:58,053 --> 00:29:59,160
Yeah.
662
00:30:00,992 --> 00:30:03,734
Sabrina George, let's start with you.
663
00:30:03,812 --> 00:30:05,587
Your spas are growing
throughout Manhattan.
664
00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:07,571
And you've recently added
665
00:30:07,649 --> 00:30:09,907
a "pampering your privates" section
666
00:30:09,985 --> 00:30:11,819
as well as a new line
of scented products.
667
00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:13,836
Yes.
668
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,629
Wellness starts at the top, as we heard
669
00:30:16,664 --> 00:30:20,137
from the incredible Dr. Golden,
and works its way down
670
00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:21,418
to the bottom, which is where
671
00:30:21,496 --> 00:30:23,498
we've been focusing our efforts lately.
672
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:27,016
We believe that women should
feel confident down there.
673
00:30:28,336 --> 00:30:30,771
Jane Sloan,
did you want to say something?
674
00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:31,903
Um...
675
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:37,321
I... I was just gonna say,
um, I mean, why not
676
00:30:37,345 --> 00:30:39,695
just use the word vagina?
677
00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:42,326
I mean, why are we saying "down there"?
678
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:43,655
We're all adults here.
679
00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,497
Um...
680
00:30:46,521 --> 00:30:49,191
of course we can say the word.
681
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:53,725
I just feel that most women
prefer synonyms or innuendos.
682
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,378
Makes things a little less embarrassing.
683
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,028
Am I right, ladies?
684
00:31:02,203 --> 00:31:03,553
Thank you.
685
00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:06,692
Dr. Golden?
686
00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:10,968
You were amazing up there.
687
00:31:11,046 --> 00:31:14,159
Thank you,
and I'm so sorry about last night.
688
00:31:14,243 --> 00:31:17,452
Oh, don't worry about that.
Everything's okay, right?
689
00:31:17,487 --> 00:31:19,310
Yeah, I mean,
my patient's got a long way to go,
690
00:31:19,387 --> 00:31:21,070
but he's gonna be fine.
691
00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:22,747
That's great.
692
00:31:24,225 --> 00:31:25,813
And I'd love to take
you out to dinner again.
693
00:31:25,848 --> 00:31:27,152
Make it up to you.
694
00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:32,961
I have a confession to make.
695
00:31:36,404 --> 00:31:38,330
I find you intimidating.
696
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,682
You're amazing.
697
00:31:40,758 --> 00:31:42,746
I mean, you're smart,
insanely successful.
698
00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,558
As much as I want to
be the kind of guy who
699
00:31:47,582 --> 00:31:50,516
isn't insecure about all that,
I don't know if I am.
700
00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:55,363
I get it. You're not ready for me.
701
00:31:56,361 --> 00:31:57,514
I wish I was.
702
00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,012
So do I.
703
00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:06,541
Our agenda has always been to
promote confidence and fun.
704
00:32:06,618 --> 00:32:09,914
A dash of douche makes
the worries go down.
705
00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:12,249
Well, that's all the time we have.
706
00:32:12,273 --> 00:32:14,457
Thank you so much, ladies.
707
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,050
Oh, just before you all leave,
708
00:32:16,127 --> 00:32:18,794
I want you all to know
that the audience members
709
00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:20,296
are going home with a Sabrina George
710
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,965
gift package...
711
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,393
with all our latest
therapies for down there.
712
00:32:28,957 --> 00:32:31,667
Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait, stop.
713
00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:34,772
- Yes, Jane?
- I'm sorry, I just have to say
714
00:32:34,796 --> 00:32:36,887
vaginas aren't supposed
to smell like cookies.
715
00:32:36,965 --> 00:32:38,726
They're supposed to smell like vaginas.
716
00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,235
I mean, yeah, I said it.
717
00:32:43,270 --> 00:32:44,949
Vagina.
718
00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:46,989
While the wellness
industry may have an agenda
719
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:50,826
to prey on your insecurities,
I'm a writer,
720
00:32:50,903 --> 00:32:54,738
so I have a "vagenda"
to tell it like it is.
721
00:32:54,816 --> 00:32:57,833
Yesterday I used Sabrina
George's products
722
00:32:57,910 --> 00:33:00,797
because I wanted to
pamper myself down there.
723
00:33:00,832 --> 00:33:02,579
And if I'm being honest with you,
724
00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:04,530
I have the worst yeast infection
725
00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:06,977
I have ever had in my
entire life right now.
726
00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:09,640
I mean, like,
I should really win a medal
727
00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:11,013
for having to sit up here
728
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,139
for the past hour without scratching.
729
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:17,015
The point is,
I'm tired of women feeling like
730
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,522
they have to be embarrassed
about this stuff.
731
00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,691
We need to start talking about it
732
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:24,263
because vaginas all have their issues.
733
00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:26,696
So who's with me?
734
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:36,038
Since having kids,
I pee myself every time I laugh.
735
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,173
I have a low-hanging labia.
736
00:33:42,197 --> 00:33:44,305
I'm scheduled for
rejuvenating surgery next week
737
00:33:44,382 --> 00:33:45,548
even though I don't want it.
738
00:33:47,385 --> 00:33:49,566
I have acne on my vagina.
739
00:34:12,894 --> 00:34:15,169
Claire, what are you doing here?
740
00:34:15,246 --> 00:34:16,987
I want to apologize to you.
741
00:34:17,065 --> 00:34:19,490
Oh, no, I'm one who needs to apologize.
742
00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:21,045
I was being oversensitive.
743
00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:24,828
No, no, you weren't.
I had a tone; I felt it.
744
00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,566
But I think it's because
I'm jealous of you.
745
00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:29,925
What?
746
00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:31,835
You know, I loved raising Richard,
747
00:34:31,913 --> 00:34:33,124
but I had to give up my career to do it,
748
00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:35,598
and letting go of my
ambitions is something
749
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:38,175
I still regret to this day.
750
00:34:38,253 --> 00:34:42,413
But you, Sutton,
you're a successful young woman.
751
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:46,070
I'm not successful.
I'm just an assistant.
752
00:34:46,094 --> 00:34:50,020
An assistant on your
way to amazing things.
753
00:34:50,098 --> 00:34:52,206
I can tell.
754
00:34:52,283 --> 00:34:55,368
And clearly so can Richard.
755
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:58,724
Thanks.
756
00:35:00,275 --> 00:35:02,458
I really miss him.
757
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,535
Long distance is hard.
758
00:35:04,612 --> 00:35:08,205
I know. It's hard for me too.
759
00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:12,263
But I am going to throw
you two the best wedding
760
00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:16,063
that you can imagine,
and if it means Hogwash beer,
761
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,958
so be it.
762
00:35:20,628 --> 00:35:23,220
Welcome to the family, Sutton.
763
00:35:23,901 --> 00:35:25,200
Thank you.
764
00:35:26,189 --> 00:35:29,652
It's Hogsmith, though,
just in case you hashtag it.
765
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,088
I'm not gonna hashtag it, sweetie.
766
00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:33,155
Okay.
767
00:35:53,494 --> 00:35:54,972
What do you think?
768
00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,090
I think you look beautiful.
769
00:36:02,503 --> 00:36:04,111
How do you feel?
770
00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,097
Hm...
771
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,813
Powerful.
772
00:36:09,844 --> 00:36:11,297
Good.
773
00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:13,507
You are.
774
00:36:14,198 --> 00:36:15,793
Are you ready?
775
00:36:16,351 --> 00:36:19,776
No, but...
776
00:36:21,323 --> 00:36:22,345
Yeah.
777
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,562
It's gonna be fun. I promise.
778
00:36:56,391 --> 00:36:58,148
I don't wanna hurt you.
779
00:36:58,226 --> 00:37:00,317
You won't.
780
00:37:01,224 --> 00:37:02,336
I trust you, Kat.
781
00:37:29,273 --> 00:37:31,032
I trust you too.
782
00:37:45,176 --> 00:37:47,751
Oh, my gosh, you guys are so cute.
783
00:37:47,775 --> 00:37:49,320
She actually loved Hogsmith beer.
784
00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,368
Oh, Jane, Jacqueline wants to see you.
785
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:04,435
Jacqueline?
786
00:38:04,459 --> 00:38:06,920
Ah, good, Jane.
787
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,313
What you did yesterday on the panel
788
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,444
was very brave and inspiring.
789
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,946
Thank you.
790
00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:19,950
And, miraculously,
I am feeling better down there.
791
00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:21,582
My vagina.
792
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,431
Well, that is good to know.
793
00:38:24,495 --> 00:38:25,828
And you know what else is good?
794
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:26,929
What?
795
00:38:27,755 --> 00:38:29,924
Your "vagenda" speech
796
00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:32,168
caught the attention of Forbes magazine.
797
00:38:32,193 --> 00:38:35,804
Between that and your great,
honest work lately,
798
00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:38,415
they are nominating you
as a possible candidate
799
00:38:38,493 --> 00:38:40,250
for their "30 Under 30" issue.
800
00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:42,753
Congratulations.
801
00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:44,889
- You're serious?
- Yes.
802
00:38:44,944 --> 00:38:46,774
Taking risks really pays off,
doesn't it?
803
00:38:46,851 --> 00:38:49,480
Yes it does. Thank you so much.
804
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,605
- Andrew.
- Yeah, hi, hi.
805
00:39:01,682 --> 00:39:03,457
I'd like you to get Miles Shaw
806
00:39:03,534 --> 00:39:05,275
on the phone for me please.
807
00:39:05,353 --> 00:39:08,462
Miles Shaw on the phone.
808
00:39:10,374 --> 00:39:14,543
Yes, for real this time.
809
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,797
On-on-on the phone... on the phone.
810
00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:22,977
Oh, my God, how was it?
811
00:39:23,054 --> 00:39:25,646
- Was it great?
- It was.
812
00:39:25,723 --> 00:39:27,477
Are you gonna do it again?
Are you, like, a pegger now?
813
00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,559
You know, it was different than
what I thought it would be.
814
00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:31,819
Different good or bad?
815
00:39:31,896 --> 00:39:33,190
Good.
816
00:39:33,214 --> 00:39:34,812
Good, but...
817
00:39:34,847 --> 00:39:36,323
Butt indeed.
818
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,967
I'm just kidding, sorry.
819
00:39:38,002 --> 00:39:39,696
I just had to.
820
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,830
I just...
I guess I just thought it would be,
821
00:39:42,907 --> 00:39:46,149
you know,
sexual and physical and primal.
822
00:39:46,227 --> 00:39:48,038
- And it wasn't?
- No, it was,
823
00:39:48,062 --> 00:39:52,453
but it was also intimate, you know?
824
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,045
And I don't know if
that was just because
825
00:39:55,069 --> 00:39:56,993
I was in a place of power
and he was vulnerable,
826
00:39:57,071 --> 00:40:01,015
or if I maybe caught a feeling,
or just, like,
827
00:40:01,092 --> 00:40:03,333
half a feeling... calm down.
828
00:40:03,411 --> 00:40:05,505
But we connected.
829
00:40:06,247 --> 00:40:08,004
You know?
830
00:40:08,082 --> 00:40:09,807
Like, really connected,
like eye-contact.
831
00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:10,850
Mm.
832
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,693
It was weird.
I've never had that with a guy before.
833
00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:16,532
Well, it's like you said,
you're a lover of people.
834
00:40:19,093 --> 00:40:21,572
Yeah, yeah.
835
00:40:21,596 --> 00:40:25,320
But I also think that
maybe it's more than that.
836
00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:31,457
Um, maybe I might be bisexual?
837
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:35,549
And you guys know I hate labels,
838
00:40:35,626 --> 00:40:37,534
but this one feels important right now
839
00:40:37,612 --> 00:40:40,554
to own the space I'm in
840
00:40:40,631 --> 00:40:44,040
and to make sense of it.
841
00:40:44,118 --> 00:40:47,228
If you need a label,
pick a label, any label.
842
00:40:47,304 --> 00:40:48,712
Thank you.
843
00:40:48,789 --> 00:40:52,733
Bisexual, lesbian, queer, Kat...
844
00:40:54,012 --> 00:40:56,311
we love all of them as long
as you're just being you.
845
00:41:34,919 --> 00:41:37,361
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