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It's just sex, you know? 10 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,159 You said that there was the possibility 11 00:00:19,194 --> 00:00:22,213 of more verticals, and I'm up for that challenge. 12 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,321 Well, let's see how your next piece does. 13 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:27,293 No wonder she pushed back on my brilliant wedding pitch. 14 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:28,655 Her marriage is falling apart. 15 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:30,296 Ian and I are separating. 16 00:00:30,373 --> 00:00:31,815 I'm sorry to hear that. 17 00:00:31,891 --> 00:00:34,800 It's not about the uniform or Babs. 18 00:00:34,878 --> 00:00:36,060 It's about me and Richard. 19 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:37,877 Oh, wow. 20 00:00:38,626 --> 00:00:41,324 Oh, my God, I got tagged in the "Scarlet" bridal shoot. 21 00:00:41,401 --> 00:00:43,296 You're an influencer now. 22 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,688 A vagina facial? 23 00:00:57,723 --> 00:00:59,680 - Shh. - Sorry. 24 00:00:59,688 --> 00:01:02,420 Now, does the facial come with a vagina massage? 25 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:03,680 Because if it does, I'm in. 26 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:04,922 That's a different kind of spa, honey. 27 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:06,332 Yeah, I read that it's supposed to give you 28 00:01:06,409 --> 00:01:09,055 "the confidence and glow you didn't know you needed," 29 00:01:09,079 --> 00:01:11,390 but that feels unnecessary, you know? 30 00:01:11,414 --> 00:01:12,838 Is any of this necessary? 31 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,841 Yes. If I could, I would live in a spa. 32 00:01:15,919 --> 00:01:17,230 Well, thank you Sabrina George 33 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:18,936 for the free passes. 34 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:21,234 Oh wait, stop, no spa pics. It's too bougie. 35 00:01:21,258 --> 00:01:22,751 - Shh. - Sorry. 36 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:28,741 So, Jane, how are you feeling 37 00:01:28,765 --> 00:01:31,190 about that, uh, wellness seminar, baby? 38 00:01:31,268 --> 00:01:33,543 Fine, nervous. 39 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,878 I just don't understand why Jacqueline wants me 40 00:01:34,954 --> 00:01:37,696 on a panel with a bunch of CEOs and sex therapists. 41 00:01:37,774 --> 00:01:39,252 What are you talking about? 42 00:01:39,276 --> 00:01:43,202 Your articles on that sex party and tantric sex were great. 43 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,728 And yet Jacqueline still hasn't given me a vertical. 44 00:01:46,763 --> 00:01:47,843 Oh, she will. 45 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,302 This is so nice. 46 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:53,469 It really is. 47 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,807 Hm, I had sex with a dude last night. 48 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:02,145 - What? - Get out. 49 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:04,277 - Shh! - Shh! 50 00:02:06,469 --> 00:02:08,254 So what does this mean? 51 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,784 It means I was looking for no-strings sex, 52 00:02:11,808 --> 00:02:13,082 and with everything that happened with Ellie, 53 00:02:13,159 --> 00:02:17,662 I just decided to look for it somewhere unexpected. 54 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,572 Does this mean you're not a lesbian? 55 00:02:19,649 --> 00:02:21,574 I'd say emotionally, yes, 56 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:22,795 I've only had feelings for women, 57 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:25,670 but I've always loved having sex with dudes. 58 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,301 It sounds like your heart is a lesbian, 59 00:02:28,325 --> 00:02:30,433 and your vagina is bisexual. 60 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:33,973 Or I'm Kat, lover of human beings. 61 00:02:33,997 --> 00:02:35,779 So are you gonna see this human being again? 62 00:02:35,814 --> 00:02:37,607 Cody? Uh, yeah. 63 00:02:37,684 --> 00:02:39,108 He left his watch at my place, so... 64 00:02:39,185 --> 00:02:40,351 - Oh, classic. - Aha. 65 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,648 He left his watch. 66 00:02:42,672 --> 00:02:44,447 Oldest trick in the book. He likes you. 67 00:02:44,524 --> 00:02:46,592 No, he likes having sex with me. 68 00:02:46,627 --> 00:02:47,830 Big difference. 69 00:02:47,865 --> 00:02:49,655 Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:49,679 --> 00:02:52,491 All right, I'm calling it. 71 00:02:52,515 --> 00:02:55,458 Wellness time of death is 9:00 a.m. 72 00:02:55,535 --> 00:02:57,694 I think I need to do a little more research 73 00:02:57,729 --> 00:03:00,330 since I'm gonna be sitting on that wellness panel. 74 00:03:00,365 --> 00:03:03,633 And Tinier Jane has been working overtime with Ryan 75 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,543 and needs a little R & R, 76 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,415 so think I might try that "vagacial", 77 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:08,687 see what it's all about. 78 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,676 Okay, have fun, Tinier Jane. 79 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,617 - See you later. - It's okay. 80 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:14,644 How can you possibly think 81 00:03:14,721 --> 00:03:16,515 that the Mets are better than the Yankees? 82 00:03:16,519 --> 00:03:19,649 No, I didn't say better. I said more loveable. 83 00:03:19,726 --> 00:03:21,985 More loveable... What is more loveable 84 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:23,653 than a team that is consistently excellent? 85 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:25,563 They've won 27 World Series... 86 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,064 No, that's not love. That is boring. 87 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,307 You know what love is? 88 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:31,828 It's drama and suspense and hope and despair 89 00:03:31,905 --> 00:03:35,907 all rolled up into one, and that is the Mets. 90 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,834 Wow, I think I just learned so much about you. 91 00:03:37,911 --> 00:03:42,321 I once saw Derek Jeter buy bananas at Whole Foods. 92 00:03:42,399 --> 00:03:44,323 Made my week. 93 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:52,066 You need to go after her. 94 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,185 What? 95 00:03:54,052 --> 00:03:55,221 Do you really think Derek Jeter 96 00:03:55,245 --> 00:03:56,624 buys his own groceries? 97 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:01,932 I'm not writing a missed connection. 98 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,860 Well, if you don't write one, I will. 99 00:04:03,937 --> 00:04:07,030 Look, I appreciate that you're taking an interest 100 00:04:07,106 --> 00:04:08,865 in my personal life, but if I'm meant to see 101 00:04:08,942 --> 00:04:10,973 this woman again, I'll meet her again. 102 00:04:12,767 --> 00:04:14,070 No shit. 103 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:16,075 That's weird. 104 00:04:16,099 --> 00:04:17,548 Andrew. 105 00:04:18,451 --> 00:04:19,951 Who is that? 106 00:04:21,271 --> 00:04:23,582 Oh, Dr. Alicia Golden. 107 00:04:23,606 --> 00:04:26,215 You look amazing as always. 108 00:04:26,292 --> 00:04:27,625 Well, thank you. 109 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:30,962 Oh, I am so glad this has worked out for you to be 110 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,092 the keynote speaker at our wellness seminar. 111 00:04:33,116 --> 00:04:35,852 Top neurosurgeon at Columbia Hospital. 112 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:38,717 Any chance you're going to the alumni mixer next week? 113 00:04:38,752 --> 00:04:40,599 Ugh, I wish I could. 114 00:04:40,623 --> 00:04:43,098 My husband is working in Ukraine, 115 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:44,883 so I've got the kids and "Scarlet" and... 116 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:45,962 Well, it is gonna be a good one. 117 00:04:45,977 --> 00:04:47,403 Chef Anita Lo is catering, 118 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,906 and Miles Shaw will be reading from his new novel. 119 00:04:49,983 --> 00:04:52,725 Miles Shaw? 120 00:04:52,802 --> 00:04:55,319 Wow, I have not heard that name in forever. 121 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,563 - Was he in your class? - One above. 122 00:04:57,644 --> 00:05:01,475 Yeah, we dated, actually, my junior year. 123 00:05:11,257 --> 00:05:14,597 - What's the emergency? - Oh, no. 124 00:05:14,674 --> 00:05:16,340 Are you wearing a pearl necklace? 125 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,434 Yeah, not the fun kind. 126 00:05:18,511 --> 00:05:21,496 Okay, okay. Why? 127 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:24,477 Well, I had to switch dinner with Richard's mom 128 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:26,706 to a Safford lunch with Richard's mom 129 00:05:26,741 --> 00:05:29,434 because of Oliver's schedule, so what do we think? 130 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,151 Is she June Cleaver? 131 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:35,267 Come on, honey, just lose the cardigan, 132 00:05:35,345 --> 00:05:37,490 unbutton your blouse, and chill out. 133 00:05:37,514 --> 00:05:39,104 She's cool, right? 134 00:05:39,182 --> 00:05:41,124 Yeah, I mean, she's... you know, she's great, 135 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,186 but she's Richard's mom. She's like a real mom. 136 00:05:43,221 --> 00:05:45,953 I mean, no offense to Babs, but this is the first time 137 00:05:45,988 --> 00:05:49,618 we're hanging out alone, and I really want her to like me. 138 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,543 It's fine. I'm fine. 139 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,418 You know, everything's fine. 140 00:05:59,464 --> 00:06:01,811 I gotta go, you know, give the man his watch back. 141 00:06:01,911 --> 00:06:03,516 - He left it on purpose. - Okay. 142 00:06:10,229 --> 00:06:12,137 Are you okay? 143 00:06:12,215 --> 00:06:13,773 Yeah, I'm fine. 144 00:06:16,892 --> 00:06:19,698 You will go on first, of course, ten minutes. 145 00:06:19,722 --> 00:06:21,867 And Kat, our head of social media, 146 00:06:21,891 --> 00:06:24,408 will give you the guidelines of how to promote the event, 147 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:27,873 and of course, there's always Andrew 148 00:06:27,897 --> 00:06:29,914 if you have any other questions. 149 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:36,818 Who is that guy over there? 150 00:06:39,345 --> 00:06:41,444 Her TED talk has more than a million views. 151 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,854 Wait, is that her with Oprah? 152 00:06:45,354 --> 00:06:48,147 If you don't ask her out, I am going to. 153 00:06:48,182 --> 00:06:49,007 Really? 154 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:52,234 Hey, I saw you downstairs at the caf�. 155 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,568 Yeah. Yeah, that was me. I'm Alex. 156 00:06:55,592 --> 00:06:58,367 - Alex Crawford. - Alicia Golden. 157 00:06:58,444 --> 00:07:01,019 But you already knew that. 158 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,117 Call me. 159 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,844 Let's get dinner. 160 00:07:16,446 --> 00:07:19,258 Hey. What's up? 161 00:07:19,282 --> 00:07:21,057 My favorite customer. 162 00:07:21,134 --> 00:07:23,226 This is for you. 163 00:07:23,302 --> 00:07:25,636 Thank you, m'lady. 164 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,766 Wow, had no idea you were such a cheeseball. 165 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:29,473 But totally endearing, right? 166 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,850 Eh, if you wanna call it that. 167 00:07:32,662 --> 00:07:34,940 Beautiful and sarcastic, a deadly combination. 168 00:07:34,964 --> 00:07:36,814 Hmm. 169 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:41,560 Hey, uh, is there any chance you 170 00:07:41,638 --> 00:07:43,690 left that at my place on purpose? 171 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,864 - No. - Okay. 172 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,919 'Cause this is just sex. 173 00:07:49,996 --> 00:07:51,420 Yeah, I know. 174 00:07:51,497 --> 00:07:52,498 I saw you break up with that girl 175 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,626 - right over there, remember? - Mm. 176 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:54,983 Ruthless. 177 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:57,743 Got you laid though. 178 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,465 ? I'll take you anywhere you say ? 179 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,612 So just sex. 180 00:08:02,325 --> 00:08:03,933 Mm-hmm. 181 00:08:05,328 --> 00:08:08,086 Any sex? 182 00:08:08,164 --> 00:08:09,272 ? I wanna give you the world ? 183 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:10,923 Come here. 184 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:16,445 ? Let my love run wild ? 185 00:08:16,522 --> 00:08:18,017 - What do you want? - Come here. 186 00:08:19,175 --> 00:08:22,618 ? Let my love run wild ? 187 00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:27,326 ? Let me, let me love you down ? 188 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:30,496 ? Whoa, let my love... ? 189 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,611 Maybe we could change it up a bit. 190 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:35,206 Hm, I like changing it up. 191 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,282 I thought you would. 192 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,582 What'd you have in mind? 193 00:08:39,696 --> 00:08:41,643 You could peg me. 194 00:08:42,381 --> 00:08:43,838 Uh. 195 00:08:45,086 --> 00:08:47,193 I'm sorry, what? 196 00:08:47,224 --> 00:08:50,154 Since this is just sex, and we're having fun, 197 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:51,647 I thought maybe you could use your strap-on. 198 00:08:51,724 --> 00:08:54,544 Oh, I don't have a strap-on. 199 00:08:56,996 --> 00:08:58,867 Okay, I just assumed... 200 00:08:58,902 --> 00:09:01,193 Because I sleep with women, I would have a strap-on? 201 00:09:01,217 --> 00:09:02,695 No, that's not really how it works, 202 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:06,198 and, you know, there's plenty of other ways to get off. 203 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:07,806 Oh, you know I know that. 204 00:09:08,057 --> 00:09:12,371 I just assumed 'cause you're like this powerful boss 205 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:14,479 that you'd enjoy being dominant. 206 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:19,909 Yeah, honestly, it's more of a boss in the boardroom, 207 00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:22,377 bottom in the bedroom kind of situation. 208 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:25,832 But thanks for the offer. 209 00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:29,802 I'm... I'm gonna have to go back to work, though, so... 210 00:09:32,915 --> 00:09:34,190 Listen, 211 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:39,164 like, peg or no peg, I still really wanna see you again. 212 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:42,180 - Yeah, me too. - Just for sex. 213 00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:43,941 Absolutely. 214 00:09:48,765 --> 00:09:50,948 ? Let my love run wild ? 215 00:09:55,938 --> 00:09:58,255 I'm so sorry for having to change the plan. 216 00:09:58,332 --> 00:09:59,364 Oh, no, no, please don't worry. 217 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:01,086 You're a busy woman. 218 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:03,081 I know 'cause I follow you on instant gram. 219 00:10:03,116 --> 00:10:06,722 Oh. It's actually Instagram, but I like your way better. 220 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:09,708 And thank you, every like counts. 221 00:10:09,786 --> 00:10:11,969 Well, I guess we all like to be liked. 222 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,522 Well, for me, it's actually more about work. 223 00:10:14,557 --> 00:10:16,695 Oh, so this is part of your assistance job? 224 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:20,978 Uh, no, influencing is actually a means to an end. 225 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,776 I'm trying to use it to get a promotion. 226 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,318 So if I understand correctly, you take photos, 227 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:31,114 you post them, and then what? 228 00:10:31,149 --> 00:10:33,619 The more likes and followers that I get, 229 00:10:33,643 --> 00:10:35,159 the more influence I have. 230 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,327 Influence over what? 231 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:38,403 My... my followers. 232 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,739 Oh, so you want them to follow you 233 00:10:40,817 --> 00:10:42,425 so that you can go and get a promotion to what? 234 00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:44,501 Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrogating you? 235 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,849 No, not at all. These are great questions. 236 00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:50,932 I guess the whole point is for me to influence the people 237 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,020 who follow me to buy the things that I post about, 238 00:10:53,055 --> 00:10:57,643 so that the people at "Scarlet" see me as being a commodity. 239 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,849 So you're a saleswoman. 240 00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:05,116 More of a brand, or trying to be. 241 00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:07,825 Well, it all seems a bit silly to me, 242 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,860 but what do I know? 243 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,713 Let's have a look at some wedding venues. 244 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:17,463 Hi, Dr. Gerard, thank you for calling me back. 245 00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:18,535 Sure. What's going on? 246 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,780 I need some advice again. 247 00:11:21,858 --> 00:11:24,783 - I went to the spa today... - Uh-huh. 248 00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:30,789 And I decided to get a vagina facial, 249 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:33,884 and something doesn't feel right. 250 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,682 I know that having BRCA makes you more prone 251 00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:39,685 to get cervical cancer, so... 252 00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,634 Jane, it just sounds like this facial 253 00:11:42,712 --> 00:11:43,894 threw your pH levels off. 254 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,154 It's really nothing to worry about. 255 00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:46,397 Are you sure? 256 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,026 - Mm-hmm, yep. - Okay. 257 00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:49,361 Just don't be alarmed if you experience 258 00:11:49,385 --> 00:11:51,977 a slight discharge or odor in the next few days. 259 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,093 Excuse me? 260 00:11:58,464 --> 00:12:01,245 What kind of odor are we talking about? 261 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,754 Just your basic vaginal odor. 262 00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:07,584 Jane, it's not a given. 263 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,646 It's just a possibility. You'll be fine. 264 00:12:09,681 --> 00:12:11,865 Listen, if you wanna come by my office in the next few days 265 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,886 for a quick checkup, my door is always open. 266 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:17,928 Oh, and Jane, facials... for the face. 267 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,855 Yeah, got it. 268 00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:21,339 Thank you. 269 00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,214 Hey. 270 00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:38,290 Cody asked me to peg him. 271 00:12:39,122 --> 00:12:40,130 - What? - Yeah. 272 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:40,712 How? 273 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,288 You put on a strap-on, and then you just... 274 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,864 Well, I know what pegging is. 275 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:48,459 I was just more so asking, like, how do you ask someone 276 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,053 - you barely know to peg you? - Leave your watch at their place, 277 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:53,264 and then when they drop it off, you say "Hey, wanna peg?" 278 00:12:53,299 --> 00:12:54,723 - Hm, impressive. - Yeah. 279 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,227 - What'd you say? - I said no. 280 00:12:58,304 --> 00:13:00,879 Jane, come on, you know I've never liked being dominant 281 00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:03,046 in the bedroom, and I'm not very good at it. 282 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:05,277 - That's just not for me. - I feel like this is different. 283 00:13:05,312 --> 00:13:07,052 This is a dude. 284 00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:08,645 Yeah. 285 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,740 What... what are you doing? Where are you going? 286 00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:13,075 We're gonna go check out the strap-ons 287 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:14,279 at the Pleasure Porium. 288 00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:16,167 Why? Are you gonna peg Ryan? 289 00:13:16,202 --> 00:13:18,747 - No, but you might peg Cody. - I'm not gonna... 290 00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:20,252 So I think that we should go and check out all your options 291 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:21,325 before you make a rash decision. 292 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,986 Jane, I'm not gonna peg him. 293 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,626 Totally fine. Whatever you say. 294 00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:29,581 But, you know, you might. 295 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,647 All right, fine, we can go shopping. 296 00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:34,746 But it doesn't mean anything, and text Sutton. 297 00:13:34,824 --> 00:13:36,351 She'll be pissed if she misses this. 298 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,984 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm just excited. 299 00:13:41,664 --> 00:13:44,940 So, where are you two going? 300 00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:47,425 You always wait a day before you text. 301 00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:49,445 No. Why do men think games work? 302 00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:51,614 Because they do? 303 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,765 No, not on women like Alicia. 304 00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,025 A woman like that knows what she wants, 305 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,861 and that is you. 306 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,604 So call her. 307 00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:10,502 _ 308 00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,968 There, now how long do you think 309 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,779 it's gonna take for her to text me back? 310 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:17,940 - _ - That was fast. 311 00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:20,644 I love this woman so much. You should take her to Lupe's. 312 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,627 - Mm... - _ 313 00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:25,787 - She wants to go to Kokana. - I heard that place is amazing. 314 00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:27,674 Yeah, but it's also booked up for, like, a month. 315 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,076 I'm just gonna suggest Lupe's. 316 00:14:31,047 --> 00:14:34,990 - _ - She's got Kokana. -30 tonight. 317 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,849 Now that is how the game is played. 318 00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:46,502 Wow, look at all these strap-ons. 319 00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:49,154 - Is that a vein? - Mm-hmm. 320 00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:50,914 How do you choose? 321 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,545 Maybe it's like a "Harry Potter" situation. 322 00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:54,918 The strap-on chooses you. 323 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,810 No, I mean, like, what do you value? 324 00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,514 Length or girth? 325 00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:01,666 Mm, you know, as the receiver, 326 00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:02,876 I've always been more of a girth girl. 327 00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:06,838 - Right. - But I feel like, as the giver, 328 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:08,618 which is still a hypothetical by the way... 329 00:15:08,653 --> 00:15:09,895 Mm-hmm. 330 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,860 - It's probably length, yeah. - Hm. 331 00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:13,678 What about ethnicity? 332 00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:16,584 Would you say your member is more African-American, Caucasian... 333 00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:18,200 Mm, the flesh-colored ones are kind of scary. 334 00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:20,110 - Yeah. - Yeah. 335 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,447 I think, if I were gonna buy one, 336 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,318 it'd be this one. 337 00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,285 Look how cute it is. 338 00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:30,582 Pretty cute. 339 00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:31,955 See, it's not black. It's not white. 340 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,624 It's not too masculine, not too feminine. 341 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,751 It's got these cute, little suspender straps 342 00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,756 which I feel like would do great things for my boobies, 343 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:41,426 and, um, you know. It's just right. 344 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,392 - Just Kat. - Tiny Kat. 345 00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:44,832 Who are you calling Tiny? 346 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:50,140 Hey, quick question, do you think that they sell 347 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:53,433 anything here to get the stick out of Claire's butt? 348 00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:54,540 Maybe. 349 00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:56,980 Did lunch not go well? 350 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,777 Uh, she thinks I'm a joke. 351 00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:01,745 She kept asking me what the point of being an influencer is. 352 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,262 Oh, well she legit might not know. 353 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,950 - There was judgment. - Mm-kay, well, 354 00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:07,583 what you need to do is you need to get a sponsor for your wedding. 355 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:11,623 And that way you can show old Claire how influential 356 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,854 her future daughter-in-law really is. 357 00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:18,068 - What are you doing? - You're buying this. 358 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,131 What? No, I'm not. 359 00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:20,837 - No, I am not. - You have 14 days 360 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,063 to return it with a receipt. 361 00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:24,636 I haven't decided yet. And how do you know the return policy? 362 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,661 Don't ask me questions. 363 00:16:25,678 --> 00:16:28,679 Jane, are you coming? 364 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,515 Uh, you guys go, I'll catch up. 365 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,826 I'm just gonna do some browsing. 366 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,439 Oh, okay. 367 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,983 Do you think she's buying a strap-on for her and Ryan? 368 00:16:38,007 --> 00:16:39,690 Maybe. So proud. 369 00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:58,283 Jacqueline, your 1:00 p.m. is in the conference room. 370 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:02,340 Good. I want any information you can find for me 371 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:04,548 on the novelist Miles Shaw. 372 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,624 I want a full download tomorrow morning 373 00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:08,293 before the wellness seminar. 374 00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:11,329 Oh, uh, that's a pretty busy time for you. 375 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,298 - Maybe we should j... - We'll set up a call. 376 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,984 Oh, sure, no problem. 377 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,657 Ryan. 378 00:17:22,218 --> 00:17:26,865 No, I'm so sorry. I think I need to stay in. 379 00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:28,789 No, no, no, no, no, no. 380 00:17:29,935 --> 00:17:31,148 Don't come over. 381 00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,371 Okay, yeah, okay, I love you too. 382 00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:36,474 Bye. 383 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:51,595 Hi, this is Sutton Brady. I'm an Instagram influencer. 384 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,022 I'm calling about sponsors 385 00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:57,359 for my highly anticipated upcoming wedding. 386 00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:58,760 Thank you so much for your time. 387 00:17:58,795 --> 00:17:59,898 _ 388 00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:08,800 "Vaginal moisturizer and lubricant." 389 00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:10,280 "Vaginal perfume." 390 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,743 "Vaginal shea butter." 391 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,450 Who comes up with this stuff? 392 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,211 Hi, I'm Sutton Brady. I'm Instagram influencer. 393 00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:19,697 Style by Sutton. Thank you for your t... 394 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,964 Hm. 395 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,485 I am gonna sell your product... hello? 396 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,529 Ugh. 397 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,631 No, no. 398 00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:41,576 Oh, thank... hello? I... 399 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,276 That wasn't very nice. 400 00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:48,985 That's... I'm... anyway, I... 401 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,112 That one was fair. 402 00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,538 No! 403 00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:07,003 Ah, ah. 404 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,493 No, I did a bad thing. I did a bad thing. 405 00:19:13,329 --> 00:19:14,639 - Hello. - Hey. 406 00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,588 Hey, guys, uh, need your help. 407 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,687 Think I broke Tinier Jane. 408 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:19,858 What? 409 00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:25,324 Okay, so you didn't buy a strap-on for you and Ryan? 410 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:26,959 What? No. 411 00:19:26,994 --> 00:19:28,766 - Oh. - I... 412 00:19:28,844 --> 00:19:30,452 Oh, gosh, this is so embarrassing. 413 00:19:30,529 --> 00:19:31,980 Okay, I... 414 00:19:32,681 --> 00:19:36,995 - After I got my "vagacial"... - You got a yeast infection? 415 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:39,628 - Yes. - Mm. 416 00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:42,167 And I was nervous that it was gonna smell, 417 00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:44,115 so I did something. 418 00:19:44,193 --> 00:19:45,890 You did all of the things. 419 00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,470 Mm, this one says it makes your vagina 420 00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:49,705 smell like freshly baked cookies. 421 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,214 - But why? - Because 422 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,308 freshly baked cookies is better than, 423 00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,460 you know, this situation. 424 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,462 That's why I just bake cookies and then eat 'em 425 00:19:57,539 --> 00:20:00,148 - when I get a yeast infection. - That is a million dollar idea. 426 00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:01,299 What... I'm sorry. 427 00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:02,634 Why did I not know 428 00:20:02,711 --> 00:20:04,189 that you guys get yeast infections? 429 00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,822 Well, it's not something you necessarily advertise like, 430 00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,398 "Hey, everybody, my vagina's making yeast!" 431 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,476 Yeah, but we're not everybody. 432 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,697 I mean, we were more than comfortable 433 00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:14,719 talking about what strap-on Kat would be. 434 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,481 Why aren't we comfortable talking about, 435 00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:17,908 you know, our problems down there? 436 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,871 It's the patriarchy, bro. 437 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:21,837 Get in our heads, messin' with it. 438 00:20:21,914 --> 00:20:25,081 I just... the patriarchy hurts, okay? 439 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,584 I can barely sit. 440 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,327 How am I gonna sit on that panel tomorrow? 441 00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,667 That's gonna be impossible. 442 00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:33,181 Okay, I have a plan. 443 00:20:33,258 --> 00:20:35,027 We're gonna go to Duane Reade. 444 00:20:35,062 --> 00:20:36,888 We're gonna get you some real medicine. 445 00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:38,390 We are gonna get you some ice packs. 446 00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:40,672 - Boxers... medicine. - Boxers? 447 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:43,429 Yeah, gotta let Tinier Jane breathe, you know? 448 00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:46,528 - I know, like... - Please stop doing that. 449 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,530 St... ah! 450 00:20:48,607 --> 00:20:50,735 Stop talking about Tiny Jane breathing. 451 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,368 Oh. 452 00:20:54,613 --> 00:20:57,075 - What? - Oh, nothing, it's just work. 453 00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:01,877 Oh, no. 454 00:21:01,954 --> 00:21:03,795 The panel is gonna be livestreamed. 455 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,897 Ah. 456 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,722 Here's the thing, my dad was taking me 457 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,260 to Yankee games before I could even walk. 458 00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:16,374 He actually claims to be 459 00:21:16,452 --> 00:21:18,491 the first black season ticket holder. 460 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,971 He's like the Jackie Robinson of baseball tickets. 461 00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,979 So "Scarlet" must be an interesting place to work. 462 00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:28,407 Yeah. 463 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:30,742 It was an adjustment coming from "The Wall Street Journal," 464 00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:32,236 which was more my speed. 465 00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:35,280 Mm, believe it or not, I actually like "Scarlet" more. 466 00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:39,119 But I did some amazing work covering the Bloomberg administration, 467 00:21:39,154 --> 00:21:41,765 and I got to do a great series on New York mob bosses. 468 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,567 That's cool. 469 00:21:42,582 --> 00:21:45,049 Don't get me wrong, I love "Scarlet," but... 470 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,072 I'm sorry. I have to take this. It's the hospital. 471 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,454 Dr. Golden here. 472 00:21:51,487 --> 00:21:54,912 Sub-Q emphysema. 473 00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:59,342 Yes, I'm at Kokana across from Central Park. 474 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,468 I'll meet them out front. 475 00:22:01,158 --> 00:22:02,512 I'm being called into surgery. 476 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,638 A car's gonna be here any second. 477 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,423 Everything okay? 478 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,110 It's never okay when I'm being called, unfortunately. 479 00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:09,481 Stupid question. 480 00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:11,113 No, it's not stupid at all. 481 00:22:11,189 --> 00:22:12,650 A diplomat from Australia got in a car crash. 482 00:22:12,674 --> 00:22:15,041 It's really serious. 483 00:22:17,559 --> 00:22:20,825 I'm so sorry. I hate to just leave you, but they requested me, so... 484 00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,032 Oh, don't worry about it. You're a surgeon. 485 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,126 People need you. 486 00:22:24,202 --> 00:22:26,536 Uh, can I call you later? 487 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,692 Maybe we can reschedule for another night? 488 00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:28,825 That'd be great. 489 00:22:36,698 --> 00:22:38,640 Oh, actually, I'll take the bill. 490 00:22:38,717 --> 00:22:39,726 Dr. Golden took care of it, sir. 491 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,339 Would you like this to go? 492 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,461 No, I'm fine, thanks. 493 00:22:53,231 --> 00:22:57,277 Guys, I can't even feel Tinier Jane anymore. 494 00:22:57,312 --> 00:22:58,571 Here, here's this towel. 495 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,065 Put it between you and the ice pack. 496 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,406 How many times have you done this? 497 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,483 - What's up? - Too many. 498 00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:07,205 - I won't ask. - Thank you. 499 00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:09,374 How was your date? 500 00:23:09,398 --> 00:23:11,381 Well, it wasn't boring. 501 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,507 So do you think you'll see her again? 502 00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,009 Actually, I don't think so. 503 00:23:14,086 --> 00:23:17,345 I mean she's smart, funny, good-looking, 504 00:23:17,422 --> 00:23:19,497 and very successful. 505 00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:20,849 Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing? 506 00:23:20,926 --> 00:23:24,222 Well, it's not bad, just not great. 507 00:23:24,246 --> 00:23:26,391 - Hm. - Go on. 508 00:23:26,415 --> 00:23:29,194 Look, this is silly, but I write articles 509 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:32,694 about dating while she literally saves lives. 510 00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,566 I just don't think it's gonna work. 511 00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:37,014 So what I'm hearing is, you're gonna walk away 512 00:23:37,092 --> 00:23:41,018 from an incredible woman because of your ego. 513 00:23:41,096 --> 00:23:43,327 What about all the stuff that you said to me 514 00:23:43,362 --> 00:23:44,706 about Richard, you know? 515 00:23:44,783 --> 00:23:46,524 "Let him buy you the sewing machine. 516 00:23:46,602 --> 00:23:48,413 The power struggle is in your head." 517 00:23:48,437 --> 00:23:50,583 - That's different. - Why, 'cause I'm a woman? 518 00:23:50,618 --> 00:23:52,584 - That's not what I said. - But that's what you meant. 519 00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:53,923 Why do I feel like I need a lawyer? 520 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,032 Maybe you do. 521 00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:57,293 Mm, I kinda get it. 522 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,855 But it's just fear. 523 00:24:00,617 --> 00:24:02,452 You said that this woman's great, right? 524 00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:04,762 Cody's kind of great too, but putting on a strap-on 525 00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:06,228 and pegging him's really scary. 526 00:24:06,304 --> 00:24:07,313 I feel like I missed something. 527 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,767 But it's scary because it's different 528 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,436 than what we were taught to expect. 529 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,643 Patriarchy has taught us 530 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,978 that men are supposed to be powerful, 531 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,632 women are supposed to be submissive. 532 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,775 That's it. 533 00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:21,779 So you feel like less of a man without your power, 534 00:24:21,803 --> 00:24:24,472 and I feel like less of a woman with it. 535 00:24:24,507 --> 00:24:26,618 - Mm-hmm. - But that's trash. 536 00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:30,577 Okay. 537 00:24:32,648 --> 00:24:35,924 Okay, I'm gonna do it. 538 00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:38,296 I'm gonna peg Cody. 539 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,469 We goin' in! 540 00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:41,190 Yeah, I really missed something. 541 00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:50,438 Ugh, I'm in more pain than I was before. 542 00:24:50,515 --> 00:24:52,682 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 543 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,776 It gets worse before it gets better. 544 00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:56,253 Yeah, I just really hope that the meds 545 00:24:56,308 --> 00:24:58,611 the doctor prescribed are gonna kick in soon. 546 00:25:00,314 --> 00:25:02,859 - Just give it time. - I don't have time. 547 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,028 The wellness panel is in an hour. 548 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,658 I... I can't do it. 549 00:25:06,682 --> 00:25:08,614 I can't sit in front of people like this. 550 00:25:08,649 --> 00:25:09,994 I have to tell Jacqueline. 551 00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:12,109 How am I gonna tell her that I have a yeast infection? 552 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,646 Yes. 553 00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:15,463 - Hm? - I got my first sponsorship. 554 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:17,874 Hey, she popped her sponsorship cherry. 555 00:25:17,909 --> 00:25:18,950 Special. 556 00:25:19,027 --> 00:25:21,506 Hogsmith Beer, not my first choice, 557 00:25:21,530 --> 00:25:23,638 but I think Claire will be impressed. 558 00:25:24,496 --> 00:25:26,157 I'm seeing her later today. 559 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,792 - We narrowed it down to five venues. - That's great. 560 00:25:27,869 --> 00:25:29,219 Can we walk a little faster just 'cause 561 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,597 I think it helps me? 562 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,816 Don't tell me you have a yeast infection too. 563 00:25:34,893 --> 00:25:36,020 No. 564 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,524 You're wearing the strap-on? 565 00:25:39,548 --> 00:25:40,822 I'm hard packin', baby. 566 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:42,991 No way. 567 00:25:43,068 --> 00:25:44,195 Yeah, strapped it to my inner thigh 568 00:25:44,219 --> 00:25:46,253 just to feel the energy between my legs. 569 00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:48,799 I'd really like to slap it on RJ's boardroom table. 570 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:50,702 So did you tell Cody you wanna peg him? 571 00:25:50,726 --> 00:25:51,774 Sure did. He's coming over tonight. 572 00:25:51,809 --> 00:25:53,109 Hey. 573 00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:55,875 Jane, listen, it's no biggie. 574 00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:58,823 Just walk in there, maintain eye contact, and say, 575 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,021 "Jacqueline, I have a yeast infection." 576 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,078 Oh, no. 577 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,513 Oh, and make sure that Dr. Golden has 578 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:08,091 an updated itinerary. 579 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,046 Jacqueline, I have Miles Shaw on the line. 580 00:26:10,081 --> 00:26:11,753 What? Why? 581 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,890 Because you asked me to inquire about him 582 00:26:12,914 --> 00:26:14,672 and told me to set up a call? 583 00:26:15,509 --> 00:26:19,844 A call for you and me, so that you could share with me 584 00:26:19,921 --> 00:26:22,063 whatever you found out about him. 585 00:26:22,808 --> 00:26:24,607 Uh... 586 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:28,870 Okay, just tell him that I'm... 587 00:26:28,947 --> 00:26:31,706 - tell him I'm in a meeting. - Oh, okay. 588 00:26:31,783 --> 00:26:35,470 And don't say when or if I will call him back. 589 00:26:36,605 --> 00:26:38,082 - Go! - Okay, sorry. 590 00:26:38,106 --> 00:26:39,561 Oh, my God. 591 00:26:41,443 --> 00:26:45,553 Jane, hi, come in. Please sit. 592 00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:48,390 Actually, I can't sit. Uh... my... you know. 593 00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:49,761 Okay, then you just... 594 00:26:49,785 --> 00:26:52,376 you... yeah, stand there. 595 00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:55,397 So what's... what's up? 596 00:26:55,473 --> 00:26:57,307 I just wanted to tell you... 597 00:27:01,549 --> 00:27:02,884 how... 598 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:09,077 excited I am about the wellness seminar and panel. 599 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,616 Excited. 600 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,785 Well, that's good because it's a really big deal, 601 00:27:13,809 --> 00:27:15,417 and you're gonna be great, Jane. 602 00:27:15,493 --> 00:27:17,160 You're gonna be really great. 603 00:27:21,316 --> 00:27:23,166 - Thank you. - Okay. 604 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,500 Good luck. 605 00:27:26,655 --> 00:27:29,801 I love this place. I think it's so beautiful. 606 00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:32,100 Oh, it's my least favorite, 607 00:27:32,177 --> 00:27:36,140 but I suppose there's a certain charm to its simplicity. 608 00:27:36,164 --> 00:27:37,975 Um... 609 00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:40,013 Oh, I have really good news. 610 00:27:40,048 --> 00:27:42,980 So, thanks to my Instagram hobby, 611 00:27:43,004 --> 00:27:44,687 there's a company that wants to sponsor 612 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,818 all of the beer for the wedding. 613 00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:49,266 It's called Hogsmith. Isn't that great? 614 00:27:49,344 --> 00:27:51,119 Hogsmith. 615 00:27:51,196 --> 00:27:52,787 Yeah, it's not the best name, 616 00:27:52,864 --> 00:27:55,962 but it's supposed to be really good. 617 00:27:55,997 --> 00:27:57,625 I'm really excited about it. 618 00:27:57,702 --> 00:28:00,870 I am happy to pay for all the alcohol. 619 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:05,133 The champagne, the wine... you don't have to settle for beer. 620 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,283 We can do much better. 621 00:28:06,867 --> 00:28:08,339 I like beer. 622 00:28:09,364 --> 00:28:11,622 Richard likes beer. 623 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,679 I'm just saying, why not the best? 624 00:28:14,703 --> 00:28:16,514 What if I think beer is the best? 625 00:28:16,538 --> 00:28:19,851 - Hogsmith? - Yes. 626 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:24,771 I... I'm not a fancy champagne. 627 00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:29,324 I'm a craft beer from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. 628 00:28:29,401 --> 00:28:31,863 I'm never gonna be a fancy lawyer 629 00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:33,328 with an Ivy League degree, but I love Richard, 630 00:28:33,405 --> 00:28:35,476 and Richard chose me. 631 00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:38,983 Richard chose beer. 632 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,317 So... 633 00:28:43,415 --> 00:28:44,508 I have to go. I'm running late. 634 00:28:52,757 --> 00:28:58,169 The culture of wellness is defined by our attitudes. 635 00:28:58,246 --> 00:29:01,264 But there's a distinction between good health 636 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,399 and the absence of illness. 637 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,526 How's it going back there, Jane? 638 00:29:04,602 --> 00:29:05,860 Good health is objective... 639 00:29:05,937 --> 00:29:07,178 I'm sorry. I know how gross this is. 640 00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:08,696 It's not gross. 641 00:29:08,773 --> 00:29:10,401 Dudes go around scratching their balls 642 00:29:10,425 --> 00:29:11,774 like it's nothing all the time. 643 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,855 Yeah, why do we have to pretend like we don't 644 00:29:12,926 --> 00:29:14,572 have the urge to itch the bitch, you know? 645 00:29:14,596 --> 00:29:16,204 Speaking of Richard's mother, 646 00:29:16,281 --> 00:29:17,947 was she really that bad? 647 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,402 We both were. I should probably apologize. 648 00:29:21,603 --> 00:29:26,111 Bloating, fatigue, low sex drive, 649 00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:29,586 and so we look to the wellness- industrial complex for answers, 650 00:29:29,621 --> 00:29:31,121 whether they are true... 651 00:29:31,162 --> 00:29:35,039 And that is the woman who is responsible for this. 652 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:38,059 Sabrina George. 653 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,168 And I have to be on a panel with her. 654 00:29:41,473 --> 00:29:42,564 Yay. 655 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,732 You don't have to talk about your yeast infection. 656 00:29:44,809 --> 00:29:48,010 Just stick to the original plan from before the "vagacial". 657 00:29:48,516 --> 00:29:49,774 Right. 658 00:29:49,798 --> 00:29:52,268 I can do that. I can do that. 659 00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:56,244 Thank you. 660 00:29:56,321 --> 00:29:58,018 I'm gonna do that. 661 00:29:58,053 --> 00:29:59,160 Yeah. 662 00:30:00,992 --> 00:30:03,734 Sabrina George, let's start with you. 663 00:30:03,812 --> 00:30:05,587 Your spas are growing throughout Manhattan. 664 00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:07,571 And you've recently added 665 00:30:07,649 --> 00:30:09,907 a "pampering your privates" section 666 00:30:09,985 --> 00:30:11,819 as well as a new line of scented products. 667 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:13,836 Yes. 668 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,629 Wellness starts at the top, as we heard 669 00:30:16,664 --> 00:30:20,137 from the incredible Dr. Golden, and works its way down 670 00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:21,418 to the bottom, which is where 671 00:30:21,496 --> 00:30:23,498 we've been focusing our efforts lately. 672 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:27,016 We believe that women should feel confident down there. 673 00:30:28,336 --> 00:30:30,771 Jane Sloan, did you want to say something? 674 00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:31,903 Um... 675 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:37,321 I... I was just gonna say, um, I mean, why not 676 00:30:37,345 --> 00:30:39,695 just use the word vagina? 677 00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:42,326 I mean, why are we saying "down there"? 678 00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:43,655 We're all adults here. 679 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,497 Um... 680 00:30:46,521 --> 00:30:49,191 of course we can say the word. 681 00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:53,725 I just feel that most women prefer synonyms or innuendos. 682 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,378 Makes things a little less embarrassing. 683 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,028 Am I right, ladies? 684 00:31:02,203 --> 00:31:03,553 Thank you. 685 00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:06,692 Dr. Golden? 686 00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:10,968 You were amazing up there. 687 00:31:11,046 --> 00:31:14,159 Thank you, and I'm so sorry about last night. 688 00:31:14,243 --> 00:31:17,452 Oh, don't worry about that. Everything's okay, right? 689 00:31:17,487 --> 00:31:19,310 Yeah, I mean, my patient's got a long way to go, 690 00:31:19,387 --> 00:31:21,070 but he's gonna be fine. 691 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:22,747 That's great. 692 00:31:24,225 --> 00:31:25,813 And I'd love to take you out to dinner again. 693 00:31:25,848 --> 00:31:27,152 Make it up to you. 694 00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:32,961 I have a confession to make. 695 00:31:36,404 --> 00:31:38,330 I find you intimidating. 696 00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,682 You're amazing. 697 00:31:40,758 --> 00:31:42,746 I mean, you're smart, insanely successful. 698 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,558 As much as I want to be the kind of guy who 699 00:31:47,582 --> 00:31:50,516 isn't insecure about all that, I don't know if I am. 700 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:55,363 I get it. You're not ready for me. 701 00:31:56,361 --> 00:31:57,514 I wish I was. 702 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,012 So do I. 703 00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:06,541 Our agenda has always been to promote confidence and fun. 704 00:32:06,618 --> 00:32:09,914 A dash of douche makes the worries go down. 705 00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:12,249 Well, that's all the time we have. 706 00:32:12,273 --> 00:32:14,457 Thank you so much, ladies. 707 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,050 Oh, just before you all leave, 708 00:32:16,127 --> 00:32:18,794 I want you all to know that the audience members 709 00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:20,296 are going home with a Sabrina George 710 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,965 gift package... 711 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,393 with all our latest therapies for down there. 712 00:32:28,957 --> 00:32:31,667 Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait, stop. 713 00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:34,772 - Yes, Jane? - I'm sorry, I just have to say 714 00:32:34,796 --> 00:32:36,887 vaginas aren't supposed to smell like cookies. 715 00:32:36,965 --> 00:32:38,726 They're supposed to smell like vaginas. 716 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,235 I mean, yeah, I said it. 717 00:32:43,270 --> 00:32:44,949 Vagina. 718 00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:46,989 While the wellness industry may have an agenda 719 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:50,826 to prey on your insecurities, I'm a writer, 720 00:32:50,903 --> 00:32:54,738 so I have a "vagenda" to tell it like it is. 721 00:32:54,816 --> 00:32:57,833 Yesterday I used Sabrina George's products 722 00:32:57,910 --> 00:33:00,797 because I wanted to pamper myself down there. 723 00:33:00,832 --> 00:33:02,579 And if I'm being honest with you, 724 00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:04,530 I have the worst yeast infection 725 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:06,977 I have ever had in my entire life right now. 726 00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:09,640 I mean, like, I should really win a medal 727 00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:11,013 for having to sit up here 728 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,139 for the past hour without scratching. 729 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:17,015 The point is, I'm tired of women feeling like 730 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,522 they have to be embarrassed about this stuff. 731 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,691 We need to start talking about it 732 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:24,263 because vaginas all have their issues. 733 00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:26,696 So who's with me? 734 00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:36,038 Since having kids, I pee myself every time I laugh. 735 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,173 I have a low-hanging labia. 736 00:33:42,197 --> 00:33:44,305 I'm scheduled for rejuvenating surgery next week 737 00:33:44,382 --> 00:33:45,548 even though I don't want it. 738 00:33:47,385 --> 00:33:49,566 I have acne on my vagina. 739 00:34:12,894 --> 00:34:15,169 Claire, what are you doing here? 740 00:34:15,246 --> 00:34:16,987 I want to apologize to you. 741 00:34:17,065 --> 00:34:19,490 Oh, no, I'm one who needs to apologize. 742 00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:21,045 I was being oversensitive. 743 00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:24,828 No, no, you weren't. I had a tone; I felt it. 744 00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,566 But I think it's because I'm jealous of you. 745 00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:29,925 What? 746 00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:31,835 You know, I loved raising Richard, 747 00:34:31,913 --> 00:34:33,124 but I had to give up my career to do it, 748 00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:35,598 and letting go of my ambitions is something 749 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:38,175 I still regret to this day. 750 00:34:38,253 --> 00:34:42,413 But you, Sutton, you're a successful young woman. 751 00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:46,070 I'm not successful. I'm just an assistant. 752 00:34:46,094 --> 00:34:50,020 An assistant on your way to amazing things. 753 00:34:50,098 --> 00:34:52,206 I can tell. 754 00:34:52,283 --> 00:34:55,368 And clearly so can Richard. 755 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:58,724 Thanks. 756 00:35:00,275 --> 00:35:02,458 I really miss him. 757 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,535 Long distance is hard. 758 00:35:04,612 --> 00:35:08,205 I know. It's hard for me too. 759 00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:12,263 But I am going to throw you two the best wedding 760 00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:16,063 that you can imagine, and if it means Hogwash beer, 761 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,958 so be it. 762 00:35:20,628 --> 00:35:23,220 Welcome to the family, Sutton. 763 00:35:23,901 --> 00:35:25,200 Thank you. 764 00:35:26,189 --> 00:35:29,652 It's Hogsmith, though, just in case you hashtag it. 765 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,088 I'm not gonna hashtag it, sweetie. 766 00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:33,155 Okay. 767 00:35:53,494 --> 00:35:54,972 What do you think? 768 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,090 I think you look beautiful. 769 00:36:02,503 --> 00:36:04,111 How do you feel? 770 00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,097 Hm... 771 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,813 Powerful. 772 00:36:09,844 --> 00:36:11,297 Good. 773 00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:13,507 You are. 774 00:36:14,198 --> 00:36:15,793 Are you ready? 775 00:36:16,351 --> 00:36:19,776 No, but... 776 00:36:21,323 --> 00:36:22,345 Yeah. 777 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,562 It's gonna be fun. I promise. 778 00:36:56,391 --> 00:36:58,148 I don't wanna hurt you. 779 00:36:58,226 --> 00:37:00,317 You won't. 780 00:37:01,224 --> 00:37:02,336 I trust you, Kat. 781 00:37:29,273 --> 00:37:31,032 I trust you too. 782 00:37:45,176 --> 00:37:47,751 Oh, my gosh, you guys are so cute. 783 00:37:47,775 --> 00:37:49,320 She actually loved Hogsmith beer. 784 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,368 Oh, Jane, Jacqueline wants to see you. 785 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:04,435 Jacqueline? 786 00:38:04,459 --> 00:38:06,920 Ah, good, Jane. 787 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,313 What you did yesterday on the panel 788 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,444 was very brave and inspiring. 789 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,946 Thank you. 790 00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:19,950 And, miraculously, I am feeling better down there. 791 00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:21,582 My vagina. 792 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,431 Well, that is good to know. 793 00:38:24,495 --> 00:38:25,828 And you know what else is good? 794 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:26,929 What? 795 00:38:27,755 --> 00:38:29,924 Your "vagenda" speech 796 00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:32,168 caught the attention of Forbes magazine. 797 00:38:32,193 --> 00:38:35,804 Between that and your great, honest work lately, 798 00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:38,415 they are nominating you as a possible candidate 799 00:38:38,493 --> 00:38:40,250 for their "30 Under 30" issue. 800 00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:42,753 Congratulations. 801 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:44,889 - You're serious? - Yes. 802 00:38:44,944 --> 00:38:46,774 Taking risks really pays off, doesn't it? 803 00:38:46,851 --> 00:38:49,480 Yes it does. Thank you so much. 804 00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,605 - Andrew. - Yeah, hi, hi. 805 00:39:01,682 --> 00:39:03,457 I'd like you to get Miles Shaw 806 00:39:03,534 --> 00:39:05,275 on the phone for me please. 807 00:39:05,353 --> 00:39:08,462 Miles Shaw on the phone. 808 00:39:10,374 --> 00:39:14,543 Yes, for real this time. 809 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,797 On-on-on the phone... on the phone. 810 00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:22,977 Oh, my God, how was it? 811 00:39:23,054 --> 00:39:25,646 - Was it great? - It was. 812 00:39:25,723 --> 00:39:27,477 Are you gonna do it again? Are you, like, a pegger now? 813 00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,559 You know, it was different than what I thought it would be. 814 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:31,819 Different good or bad? 815 00:39:31,896 --> 00:39:33,190 Good. 816 00:39:33,214 --> 00:39:34,812 Good, but... 817 00:39:34,847 --> 00:39:36,323 Butt indeed. 818 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,967 I'm just kidding, sorry. 819 00:39:38,002 --> 00:39:39,696 I just had to. 820 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,830 I just... I guess I just thought it would be, 821 00:39:42,907 --> 00:39:46,149 you know, sexual and physical and primal. 822 00:39:46,227 --> 00:39:48,038 - And it wasn't? - No, it was, 823 00:39:48,062 --> 00:39:52,453 but it was also intimate, you know? 824 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,045 And I don't know if that was just because 825 00:39:55,069 --> 00:39:56,993 I was in a place of power and he was vulnerable, 826 00:39:57,071 --> 00:40:01,015 or if I maybe caught a feeling, or just, like, 827 00:40:01,092 --> 00:40:03,333 half a feeling... calm down. 828 00:40:03,411 --> 00:40:05,505 But we connected. 829 00:40:06,247 --> 00:40:08,004 You know? 830 00:40:08,082 --> 00:40:09,807 Like, really connected, like eye-contact. 831 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:10,850 Mm. 832 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,693 It was weird. I've never had that with a guy before. 833 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:16,532 Well, it's like you said, you're a lover of people. 834 00:40:19,093 --> 00:40:21,572 Yeah, yeah. 835 00:40:21,596 --> 00:40:25,320 But I also think that maybe it's more than that. 836 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:31,457 Um, maybe I might be bisexual? 837 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:35,549 And you guys know I hate labels, 838 00:40:35,626 --> 00:40:37,534 but this one feels important right now 839 00:40:37,612 --> 00:40:40,554 to own the space I'm in 840 00:40:40,631 --> 00:40:44,040 and to make sense of it. 841 00:40:44,118 --> 00:40:47,228 If you need a label, pick a label, any label. 842 00:40:47,304 --> 00:40:48,712 Thank you. 843 00:40:48,789 --> 00:40:52,733 Bisexual, lesbian, queer, Kat... 844 00:40:54,012 --> 00:40:56,311 we love all of them as long as you're just being you. 845 00:41:34,919 --> 00:41:37,361 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 60485

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