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1964, a crucial momentin American history.
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Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to
the presidency by a landslide,
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the New York World's Fairintroduces a bright new future
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and after five scintillatingyears on the air...
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Presto!
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...The Rocky and Bullwinkle
Show is abruptly canceled.
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Canceled? Canceled?
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Sorry about that, boys.
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A lot has changed in 35 years.
Velcro has replaced the zipper.
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Sneakers have lights on them.The Cold War is over.
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And The Rocky
and Bullwinkle Show
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is still canceled.
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Frostbite Falls, Minnesota,
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once the beloved homeof Rocky and Bullwinkle
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had been a thrivingcartoon town.
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Now, it was crippledby years of reruns.
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The beautifulFrostbite Falls Forest
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decimated.
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The once majestic fallsabove Veronica Lake
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devastated.
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While the narrator, that's me,
down on his luck and out of a job,
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was forced to move in
with his mother,
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where he was reduced to narrating
the events of his own life.
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With a speed and dexterity
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astonishing in a woman
of her advancing years,
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Mother bastes the chicken,
tosses the salad,
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and mashes the potatoes.
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Oh, sonny, shut up!
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Ow!
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And in a little houseat the top of a stump forest,
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Rocky and Bullwinkle themselves
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were forced to subsist on
ever-diminishing residual checks
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from reruns of their old show.
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World famous television starswhose adventures
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once took themall over the globe,
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now their exploitswere just a memory.
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Yes, it was a melancholytime, indeed.
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Rocky the flying squirrelhadn't flown in years.
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What's the point?
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I guess the world just doesn't
need us anymore, Bullwinkle.
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Say, where are you going? All this
exposition is wearing me out.
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I'm going for a walk
in the woods.
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But, Bullwinkle, there
aren't any woods anymore.
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Well, you don't
have to tell me.
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I'm the chairman of the Frostbite Falls
Society for Wildlife Conversation.
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You mean wildlife conservation.
What did I say?
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You said,
"Wildlife conversation."
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Well, somebody's gotta start
talking about these things.
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Yes, even their wordplay had
become hackneyed and cheap.
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No, it was always like this.
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But times were just as toughhalfway across the drawing
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in the former Soviet satelliteof Pottsylvania,
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where Rocky and Bullwinkle'sarchrivals, Boris and Natasha,
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and their fearless leader,Fearless Leader,
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were cooking up their latest
scheme for taking over the world,
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when their plans were crushed by
the fall of the Iron Curtain.
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What's going on?
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But while the citizens of Pottsylvania
rejoiced in their newfound freedom...
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Yay!
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...Fearless Leader and his
cohorts went underground,
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whereupon they embarkedupon a terrifying plan.
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A plan that would take themto a strange new land
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where the line between cartoonand reality is so thin,
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that's it's hard to tellone from the other.
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A place where, with the right special effects,
it might just be possible to break through
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to the other side!
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It was a beautiful and smoggy
day at Phony Pictures Studio,
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where an ambitious junior
executive named Minnie Mogul
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was busy searchingfor a hot new script.
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Too intelligent.
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Too intelligent.
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Hello, Minnie.
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Holy mackerel! Who are you?
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Three of the most terrifying villains in
the history of children's television.
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How do you do?Nice to meet you.
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What do you want?
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We were wondering,
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how would you like to produce
the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie?
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I'd love to. I love it.
What is it?
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It's classic American cartoonfrom early '60s.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Listen, Minnie, we're stuck in reruns,
you're looking for a project.
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Maybe we can helpeach other out.
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This contract gives you all rights
to The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
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All you have to dois sign right here,
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and your first producing
endeavor is as good as gold.
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What's the matter?
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I can't sign a contract that will
help three ruthless villains
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take over the world.
I just can't.
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Why not?
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My pen's out of ink.
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Use mine. Okay.
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And then, through the miracle
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of computer-generateddigital technology,
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Minnie reached into the television
set and signed the contract.
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But when she triedto pull the contract out,
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the expensive animated characters
were instantly converted
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into even more expensivemotion picture stars.
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Hey! How did that happen?
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We are attached to the project.
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But even though the pun was weak,
the contract was ironclad.
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And the three villainswalked out of the studio
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and into the real world,
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while Minnie marchedstraight into the office
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of Phony Pictures CEO,P.G. Biggershot.
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But unfortunately for her,
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when she pitched her projectto the powerful executive,
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she ran intoan unexpected snag.
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I don't like moose pictures.
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So while Minnie's motion
picture plans were stymied,
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back in Frostbite Falls, Bullwinkle
got a rare flash of inspiration.
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It is kind of hot in here.
I've been inspiring for hours.
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Hey, where are you going?
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I'm going to the White House, to talk
to the President about the trees.
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So Rocky and Bullwinkle set off
on the road to Washington.
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I don't know, Bullwinkle,
it looks a little jammed.
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Horse feathers!
How bad could it be?
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Look at all the red tape!
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Don't worry, little buddy.
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I'm sure the President will send for
us after all the letters I wrote him.
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Why, I bet any second now
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or two, or three, or four.
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There the matterseemed destined to rest
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until six months later,in Washington, DC,
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when idealistic, warmhearted and
beautiful FBI agent, Karen Sympathy,
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was summoned to the officeof hard-boiled FBI director,
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Cappy Von Trapment.
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Agent Sympathy,
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given all your bungled assignments in
the past, I suppose you were wondering
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why I picked you for this mission.
Yes, sir.
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Sympathy, allow me to be frank.
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This job requires
the ideal FBI agent,
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someone tough, someone
hard-bitten, someone emotionless.
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Do you understand?
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Yes, sir. Tough,
hard-boiled, unemotional.
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Good.
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Are you familiar with
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show?
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Oh!
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I mean,
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I've heard of it.
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Seventeen and a halfshort minutes later...
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Mr. President, this is a
regular, network TV station.
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President Signoff, standing
firmly in the middle of the road.
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But look what happens
when we switch to cable.
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For the last six months, a cartoon villain
from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
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named Fearless Leader
has been buying up
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every single hour of cable
programming in this country,
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forming a single gigantic
network called RBTV,
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or Really Bad Television.
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According to our sources,
three days from now.
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Fearless Leader plans to
broadcast TV shows so terrible,
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they'll turn anyone who watches
them into a mindless zombie,
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incapable of
independent thought.
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Totally different
than regular TV.
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The RBTV broadcast starts
at noon on Saturday.
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By 8:00 that night,
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Fearless Leader will have hypnotized
enough viewers that he can go on the air
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and make the whole country
vote for him as President.
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Well, that's no good.
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No. No, I mean, uh,
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I want to be President again.
Yes.
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We all know that, sir.
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Well, can't the Pentagon
do something about this?
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Any recommendations?
General Foods?
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General Store?
General Admission?
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We can't think of anything,
Mr. President.
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Can't the FBI
do anything, Cappy?
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We've already sent three crack
agents to infiltrate RBTV.
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They've disappeared.
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It's almost as if there were
a mole in the White House.
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That's just ridiculous.
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Yes, sir.
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Mr. President, our only chance is to
call on those two gallant heroes,
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who successfully foiled Fearless
Leader's schemes for world conquest
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back when he posed a threat in the 1960s.
If anyone can stop him, they can.
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Rocky and Bullwinkle!
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Rocky and Bullwinkle, sir.
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Sympathy, you've got
exactly 46 hours
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to get Rocky and
Bullwinkle to New York
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and shut down Fearless
Leader's broadcast.
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Thank you, sir. I won't fail.
Just be careful.
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We've already lost three of our best agents.
So good luck.
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Oh, sir, just one thing.
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How do I get Rocky and
Bullwinkle out of reruns?
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I don't know.
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Fearless Leader and those other
two got out somehow, didn't they?
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Figure it out!
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And, Sympathy, remember,
we only care about results.
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Within the hour, Karen was
en route to Los Angeles.
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She was determined to give the
Rocky and Bullwinkle movie
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the green light.
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What's happening?
Cobs and shuckins, Rock!
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The President must be
beaming us to Washington!
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That's not the President,
Bullwinkle.
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That's a green light
from Hollywood.
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Those TV people must've
changed their minds.
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Goodbye, Sonny!
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I'll be back for hiatus, Ma!
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Hang on, Rocky!
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Mama!
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Hokey smoke! Are you all right?
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Yeah, but I think
we're on the wrong show.
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Look how well
they drew that girl!
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It's you.
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It's really you!
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Rocky
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and Bull,
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Bull,
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Bull... I believe the word
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you're searching for
is "winkle."
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Bullwinkle. Hey, what
network are you from?
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I'm not from any network.
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Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.
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Listen, you guys, I've
been sent here because...
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Somebody's coming. We gotta
get out of here, fast.
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Quick! Let's go
to a commercial!
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What is this, PBS? Come on!
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Let's go! Hold it
right there, lady!
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Just a second!
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This way!
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Hey, wait for me!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Bullwinkle, I don't think
we're on television anymore.
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Bullwinkle, can you rappel?
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Sure! I've been repelling
viewers for years!
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Never mind. Get on my back.
I'll carry you down.
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What about Rocky? He's a flying squirrel.
He'll manage.
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Uh...
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Hurry up, Rocky! Fly down!
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Just like old times.
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Oh, my God! Are you all right?
Rocky! You okay?
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Sure, just out of practice.
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Moments later...
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Agent Sympathy, can I ask
you something personal?
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Did you watch our show?
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Did I watch your show?
I loved your show!
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You did? Sure!
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Ever since I was a kid, I wanted
to have adventures like you guys.
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That's why I joined the Bureau.
Really?
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But that little girl
doesn't exist anymore, Rocky.
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They don't want
her kind in the FBI.
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I do exist! I do exist!
Let me out!
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There's something in your eye.
No, there's not.
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All right, we need
to get to New York
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and stop Fearless Leader's
broadcast within 40 hours.
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Wait a minute!
Why don't we take an airplane?
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Because then it wouldn't
be a road movie.
249
00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,892
We don't know how, but Fearless
Leader, Boris and Natasha
250
00:16:29,894 --> 00:16:32,528
escaped from the cartoon world
into the real world.
251
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:34,797
So the President sent me to...
Of course!
252
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:37,267
The President got my
letters about the trees!
253
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:39,769
What trees?
The Frostbite Falls Forest.
254
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:41,738
I knew he would respond.
255
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,606
Look, we don't have time...
Bullwinkle,
256
00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:45,875
this lady isn't here
about the trees.
257
00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:48,678
She's from the FBI.
258
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,513
Didn't they take
our show off the air?
259
00:16:50,515 --> 00:16:53,816
You mean the FCC.
Didn't they like it either?
260
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,918
Look... Can you believe
261
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,938
we used to get paid for this routine?
Would you listen to me, please?
262
00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:01,957
Finally, in a crisis of
conscience, Karen decided to tell
263
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,826
an untruth.
264
00:17:03,828 --> 00:17:05,795
Okay, you're right.
The President sent me
265
00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:08,498
because he wants
you to head the, um,
266
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:10,900
uh,
267
00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:13,569
Committee for Animated
Wildlife Preservation.
268
00:17:13,571 --> 00:17:14,871
Ooh!
269
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:19,075
Okay? That's not what
you said before!
270
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:24,314
I was building up to it.
What kind of music is that?
271
00:17:24,316 --> 00:17:25,648
Hip-hop. Okay,
272
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:29,052
but I'd still like to know
what kind of music it is.
273
00:17:29,054 --> 00:17:32,622
That's funny, the radio's off.
That's just Bullwinkle.
274
00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:34,824
His antlers pick up everything.
275
00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:37,393
Bullwinkle, cover up your nose!
276
00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:40,697
Okay. I was just
getting jiggy with it.
277
00:17:40,699 --> 00:17:44,534
They sure don't have music
like that in Frostbite Falls.
278
00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:48,838
Agent Sympathy, have things changed
a lot in the last 35 years?
279
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,873
Just you wait and see.
280
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,009
As dawn brokeover the City of Angels,
281
00:17:55,262 --> 00:17:57,512
our valiant protagonists boldly
rocketed toward the beckoning horizon
282
00:17:57,515 --> 00:18:00,083
of a strange, newthree-dimensional world
283
00:18:00,085 --> 00:18:04,487
and the unimaginable perilsthat lay on the road ahead.
284
00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:06,356
While on the other sideof the country,
285
00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:08,424
at Fearless Leader'sheadquarters,
286
00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:10,626
Really Bad Television...
287
00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:13,763
My fellow Pottsylvanians,
288
00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:18,000
this is the quality control.
289
00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:21,804
It will enhance or degrade the quality
of whatever you run through it.
290
00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:23,740
If the input show
is bad enough,
291
00:18:23,742 --> 00:18:26,876
the quality control will exaggerate
its mind-numbing properties
292
00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:29,712
until the audience
is completely hypnotized.
293
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:32,782
So, Badenov, these shows
had better be terrible!
294
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:35,752
Don't worry, Fearless Leader.
295
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:39,489
We are ready to test the machine.
Ready to test machine!
296
00:18:40,992 --> 00:18:45,728
Put on your protective glasses.
Put on protective glasses!
297
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,864
Badenov, proceed with the test.
298
00:18:47,866 --> 00:18:49,946
Badenov, proceed with test!
299
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:55,037
Sometimes, it's not so easy
being Fearless Leader.
300
00:18:58,943 --> 00:19:00,810
Coming to your TV,
301
00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:04,080
brand new exciting showsof the highest fun!
302
00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:07,950
So, if adventureis your best ingredient,
303
00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:13,122
try the action with Clever Spies
Crush The Enemy On Monday!
304
00:19:13,124 --> 00:19:15,491
And the laughternever gets away
305
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:18,127
with Three Funny and Wacky
Spies and Their Horse,
306
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:20,163
Who Will Also Be A Spy.
307
00:19:59,504 --> 00:20:00,870
It works!
308
00:20:33,171 --> 00:20:34,704
Silence!
309
00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:42,044
It's a message from my mole
at the White House.
310
00:20:42,046 --> 00:20:44,247
Moose and Squirrel!
311
00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:48,017
Moose and Squirrel.
312
00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:53,523
How many times in the past have they
stood between me and my dreams of glory?
313
00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:59,929
How many times have they foiled my plans
with their bungling interference?
314
00:21:01,032 --> 00:21:04,066
Twenty-eight? Quiet, idiot!
315
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:06,836
They must never
reach New York alive.
316
00:21:06,838 --> 00:21:10,239
I want you to destroy
them personally.
317
00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:13,776
After 30 years of waiting,
318
00:21:13,778 --> 00:21:18,080
one more chance to crush
Moose and Squirrel!
319
00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:22,952
Oh, Fearless Leader,
you are so good to us!
320
00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:26,822
There has never been a way to
actually destroy a cartoon character,
321
00:21:26,824 --> 00:21:29,091
until now! What about in
that movie, Roger Rabbit?
322
00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:31,561
Shut up!
This is totally different!
323
00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:36,933
There has never been a way to
actually destroy a cartoon character,
324
00:21:36,935 --> 00:21:38,734
until now.
325
00:21:40,705 --> 00:21:43,172
This is the Computer
Degenerating Imagery.
326
00:21:44,075 --> 00:21:46,108
Show them, Sydney.
327
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:50,012
The Computer Degenerating Imagery
or CDI, as I like to call it,
328
00:21:50,014 --> 00:21:54,617
is totally user-friendly.
Just index the binary codes
329
00:21:54,619 --> 00:21:57,119
of the animated image
you're gonna degenerate,
330
00:21:57,121 --> 00:22:01,357
and the CDI will dismantle the digital
image on your film stock. Okay?
331
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,800
Bring in the test subject!
332
00:22:05,997 --> 00:22:08,264
No! This is what
I was afraid of.
333
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:10,132
I've been tricked!
Please, don't send me there.
334
00:22:10,134 --> 00:22:11,934
Please don't send me there!
335
00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:14,136
Now I know what happened to
my friend Freddy the Ferret
336
00:22:14,138 --> 00:22:16,005
and those cute
little bunnies...
337
00:22:16,006 --> 00:22:17,873
Okay, now all you gotta do
is type in an address
338
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,876
and send him where all
worthless cyber junk ends up.
339
00:22:20,878 --> 00:22:22,612
The Internet!
340
00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:24,914
Let go of my paw.
You broke my nail!
341
00:22:33,725 --> 00:22:36,726
So, that's all there is to it.
342
00:22:36,728 --> 00:22:39,362
Here's the manual,
and she's all yours.
343
00:22:40,698 --> 00:22:42,939
I assume you're both
computer literate?
344
00:22:47,038 --> 00:22:50,373
We don't need computer weapon
to kill Moose and Squirrel!
345
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:54,243
We've been trying to kill Moose
and Squirrel for 35 years!
346
00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:57,213
And we've never even come close.
Exactly.
347
00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:05,855
And so, armed with the CDI
348
00:23:05,857 --> 00:23:08,891
and a truckload full of really
silly cartoon weaponry,
349
00:23:08,893 --> 00:23:11,327
Boris and Natasha set offto blast Rocky and Bullwinkle
350
00:23:11,329 --> 00:23:13,062
from the face of the Earth
351
00:23:13,064 --> 00:23:15,398
and immediatelygot stuck in traffic.
352
00:23:17,402 --> 00:23:20,236
While back at RBTV...
353
00:23:20,238 --> 00:23:25,074
Dear Diary, soon the
presidency will be mine.
354
00:23:25,076 --> 00:23:28,044
As for this FBI agent,
Karen Sympathy,
355
00:23:28,046 --> 00:23:32,415
I will deal with her the same way I
dealt with the three agents before her.
356
00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:35,718
At the moment of truth,
she will be plugged directly
357
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:40,856
into the quality control element
and turned into a helpless,
358
00:23:40,858 --> 00:23:44,994
mindless vegetable.
359
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,804
You know, I used to be
just like you guys.
360
00:23:54,806 --> 00:23:57,707
Cheerful, optimistic.
361
00:23:57,709 --> 00:24:01,269
But if there's one thing I learned in the
FBI, it's that life is not a cartoon.
362
00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:16,025
Look out!
363
00:24:33,044 --> 00:24:35,311
Out of the car!
What's the rush?
364
00:24:36,881 --> 00:24:38,948
All right,
I'm going, I'm going.
365
00:24:49,193 --> 00:24:52,895
- Are you all right?
- Of course.
366
00:24:52,897 --> 00:24:55,931
- Guess I should have figured.
- But not for long!
367
00:24:56,934 --> 00:24:59,168
Hey, Rock,
they look kind of familiar.
368
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:03,105
Yeah! Haven't we seen those
two somewheres before?
369
00:25:03,107 --> 00:25:04,473
What's with the cannon?
370
00:25:04,475 --> 00:25:06,075
It's traditional!
371
00:25:08,312 --> 00:25:09,545
Run!
372
00:25:11,048 --> 00:25:13,449
Boris Badenov!
373
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,251
I've seen you on TV.
374
00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:19,054
You're a crooked, creepy,
no-good rotten worm.
375
00:25:19,056 --> 00:25:20,523
Oh...
376
00:25:20,525 --> 00:25:22,424
Thank you.
377
00:25:22,426 --> 00:25:28,264
You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy... Please!
You'll turn my pretty head.
378
00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:30,966
You're a sadistic spy
379
00:25:32,236 --> 00:25:33,869
and a
380
00:25:33,871 --> 00:25:36,205
really, really bad person!
381
00:25:36,207 --> 00:25:39,475
Stop! You're embarrassing me.
382
00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:47,883
Where is boom?
383
00:26:10,274 --> 00:26:12,875
Boris, darling,
384
00:26:12,877 --> 00:26:16,317
maybe it's time to
update our technique.
385
00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:18,180
Oh!
386
00:26:22,386 --> 00:26:26,455
Fearless Leader!
We're so happy you called!
387
00:26:26,457 --> 00:26:29,592
Have you liquidatedMoose and Squirrel?
388
00:26:29,594 --> 00:26:32,127
Did you use the CDI?
389
00:26:32,129 --> 00:26:33,462
Yes.
390
00:26:34,432 --> 00:26:36,065
Are you talking to me?
391
00:26:37,235 --> 00:26:38,601
Are you talking to me?
392
00:26:41,172 --> 00:26:42,872
Then who else
are you talking to?
393
00:26:45,009 --> 00:26:47,409
Are you talking to me?
394
00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:49,945
Well, I'm the only one here,
395
00:26:49,947 --> 00:26:52,348
so you must be talking to me,
396
00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:57,019
and you are lying!
397
00:26:57,021 --> 00:27:01,490
Now, catch Moose and Squirrel, and
next time use the CDI on them!
398
00:27:03,394 --> 00:27:07,363
But, Karen, we can't ride to
the rescue in a stolen truck.
399
00:27:07,365 --> 00:27:10,366
Yeah. Why couldn't you steal
something with bucket seats?
400
00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:12,501
Bullwinkle! Just kidding, Rock.
401
00:27:12,503 --> 00:27:16,305
It's just not right. It's not right?
What are you talking about?
402
00:27:16,307 --> 00:27:19,241
They wrecked our car!
They were trying to kill us!
403
00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:22,511
But we're supposed
to be the heroes.
404
00:27:22,513 --> 00:27:27,283
Rocky, it's not 1964 anymore.
You're in the real world now.
405
00:27:27,285 --> 00:27:30,486
Rocky's right, Karen. And two
rights don't make a wrong.
406
00:27:30,488 --> 00:27:33,122
Bullwinkle, that's
not what you mean.
407
00:27:33,124 --> 00:27:35,991
You mean two rights
do make a wrong? No!
408
00:27:35,993 --> 00:27:38,193
I always thought two
rights made a U-turn.
409
00:27:38,195 --> 00:27:40,029
I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
410
00:27:40,031 --> 00:27:42,598
Well, let's find out.
Two U-turns make a circle,
411
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,066
two circles make
a figure eight,
412
00:27:44,068 --> 00:27:45,935
two figure eights
make a butterfly...
413
00:27:45,937 --> 00:27:49,271
Look, all I want from you
guys are results. Okay?
414
00:27:49,273 --> 00:27:51,507
It was their first fight.
415
00:27:51,509 --> 00:27:54,209
And so, rackedwith internal conflicts,
416
00:27:54,211 --> 00:27:58,714
they made their way across the great
divide and onto the Great Plains.
417
00:27:58,716 --> 00:28:03,252
Hey, look at that, Rock!
What a strange looking town!
418
00:28:03,254 --> 00:28:05,554
And while Bullwinklepondered the modern world,
419
00:28:05,556 --> 00:28:09,525
several states back, Boris and Natasha
were still tramping along the road.
420
00:28:09,527 --> 00:28:12,094
If only we had a helicopter.
421
00:28:12,096 --> 00:28:14,864
But, since they werein the middle of the desert,
422
00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:17,633
there was obviously no chance
whatsoever of finding a helicopter.
423
00:28:17,635 --> 00:28:20,970
Boris, look!
424
00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:23,105
Oh, damn! Never mind.
425
00:28:23,107 --> 00:28:25,007
Natasha, quick.
426
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,586
What luck!
427
00:28:42,593 --> 00:28:45,260
Great googly moogly!
Holy cow! What the...
428
00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:54,103
Hey, listen, now, darn it! That's
the third time this month!
429
00:28:54,105 --> 00:28:57,039
And I'm sick and tired
of shopping for helicopters.
430
00:28:57,041 --> 00:29:01,410
Boy, if I had a missile, I'd blow
your buns right out of the sky!
431
00:29:07,184 --> 00:29:09,451
Yes, Boris and Natasha
were back in business,
432
00:29:09,453 --> 00:29:13,055
but they had no way of discovering
the route our heroes had taken...
433
00:29:13,057 --> 00:29:14,656
Hey! You can't do that!
434
00:29:14,658 --> 00:29:20,029
Interstate 1, just outside
Red Bait, Oklahoma, darling.
435
00:29:20,031 --> 00:29:23,065
- Cheaters.
- Thank you.
436
00:29:23,067 --> 00:29:25,801
And high aboveour unsuspecting heroes...
437
00:29:25,803 --> 00:29:28,404
- State police?
- Yes, ma'am?
438
00:29:28,406 --> 00:29:31,507
This is FBI Agent
Karen Sympathy.
439
00:29:37,148 --> 00:29:41,050
All right, I'm sorry I yelled,
but you don't understand,
440
00:29:41,052 --> 00:29:43,152
I can't mess up this time.
441
00:29:43,154 --> 00:29:46,188
This time?
Was there a last time?
442
00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:48,323
Tell us about yourself, Karen.
443
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,360
Let's just say I've made
444
00:29:51,362 --> 00:29:52,661
mistakes.
445
00:29:55,466 --> 00:29:59,234
Look, I can't blow this one.
The whole world depends on it,
446
00:29:59,236 --> 00:30:02,104
and I can't do it
without your help.
447
00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:07,810
Agent Sympathy, you can
count on Bullwinkle and me.
448
00:30:07,812 --> 00:30:10,312
We won't let you down. No.
449
00:30:10,314 --> 00:30:12,648
Thanks, you guys.
450
00:30:12,650 --> 00:30:16,752
You know, I'm glad Cappy
picked me for this mission.
451
00:30:16,754 --> 00:30:19,388
I think we're gonna
make a great team.
452
00:30:21,425 --> 00:30:23,826
Oh, no.
453
00:30:23,827 --> 00:30:26,228
And just as this sentimental moment
had mercifully come to a close,
454
00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:28,597
our heroes were pulled overby two state troopers
455
00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:31,200
and a cameramanfrom the hit TV show,
456
00:30:31,202 --> 00:30:35,838
Made Up Stories
From the Real Highway Patrol.
457
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,674
Step out of the vehicle
with your hands up, please!
458
00:30:38,676 --> 00:30:43,112
It's okay, Officers, I'm with the FBI.
Step out of the vehicle now!
459
00:30:43,114 --> 00:30:46,415
Hey, Rock, your face is all blurry.
So's yours.
460
00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:49,384
This truck matches the description
of a vehicle reported stolen
461
00:30:49,386 --> 00:30:52,654
outside Red Bait, Oklahoma,
just a couple of hours ago.
462
00:30:52,656 --> 00:30:55,457
You are under arrest
for grand theft auto
463
00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:58,527
and for impersonating
FBI agent, Karen Sympathy.
464
00:30:58,529 --> 00:31:02,531
I am FBI Agent Karen Sympathy!
Like fun you are.
465
00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:05,701
We both know Agent Karen Sympathy
has a heavy Pottsylvanian accent.
466
00:31:05,703 --> 00:31:07,136
We heard her on the radio.
467
00:31:07,138 --> 00:31:09,271
But she really is with the FBI!
468
00:31:09,273 --> 00:31:10,706
Yeah, and I'm really
John Goodman.
469
00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,675
Let's get in the car.
Just one minute, Officer!
470
00:31:13,677 --> 00:31:18,413
Wherever she goes, we go. Yeah,
that's right. We're a team!
471
00:31:18,415 --> 00:31:23,385
Well, she's going off to the federal pen
to break rocks for the next five years.
472
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:26,688
Okay, well, don't forget to write.
Bullwinkle!
473
00:31:26,690 --> 00:31:30,592
I guess we could always appear at your
trial as animated character witnesses!
474
00:31:30,594 --> 00:31:32,928
No! Rocky, Bullwinkle,
475
00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:35,764
it's your duty to get to New
York by 8:00 p.m. tomorrow.
476
00:31:35,766 --> 00:31:40,736
Karen, we can't leave you now.
Hey, I'm an FBI agent, remember?
477
00:31:40,738 --> 00:31:43,405
I'll straighten this out
and catch up with you later.
478
00:31:43,407 --> 00:31:46,375
But we've never been
in the real world before.
479
00:31:47,211 --> 00:31:49,711
You'll do great. I know it.
480
00:31:50,581 --> 00:31:53,348
Hey! What about our faces?
481
00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:54,850
Oh. Sorry.
482
00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:12,601
Wait, you can't just leave them on
the side of the road like that.
483
00:32:12,603 --> 00:32:14,670
They don't even know
where they are.
484
00:32:14,672 --> 00:32:17,272
Don't worry, ma'am.
They're animals.
485
00:32:17,608 --> 00:32:19,208
They'll forage.
486
00:32:25,382 --> 00:32:27,249
Come on, Rock,
time's a-wasting!
487
00:32:27,251 --> 00:32:29,851
We owe it to Karen to see the
President about the trees.
488
00:32:29,853 --> 00:32:33,488
Trees? Bullwinkle,
we have to go to New York.
489
00:32:33,490 --> 00:32:35,824
We don't have time
to get to Washington!
490
00:32:35,826 --> 00:32:38,560
This is no time to worry about
getting the washing done.
491
00:32:38,562 --> 00:32:41,563
Not "washing done." Washington!
492
00:32:41,565 --> 00:32:44,233
A ton? Well, that is
a lot of laundry.
493
00:32:44,235 --> 00:32:46,768
Bullwinkle, that joke
just won't wash.
494
00:32:46,770 --> 00:32:48,704
Well, you can't
blame me for drying!
495
00:32:49,773 --> 00:32:51,974
I think I'll fly ahead.
496
00:32:53,644 --> 00:32:55,944
But it was just no use.
497
00:32:55,946 --> 00:32:58,480
Faced with the utter hopelessness
of their predicament,
498
00:32:58,482 --> 00:33:02,651
the razor-sharp mind of Bullwinkle
quickly formulated a daring plan.
499
00:33:02,653 --> 00:33:06,655
Help! Help!
Somebody please help!
500
00:33:06,657 --> 00:33:08,924
Help!
501
00:33:08,926 --> 00:33:11,226
So, on they walked,two lone figures,
502
00:33:11,227 --> 00:33:14,507
making their way through a foreign
and hostile live-action landscape.
503
00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:16,631
I thought you said
we were in Oklahoma.
504
00:33:16,634 --> 00:33:18,967
Would you like to
narrate this movie? No.
505
00:33:18,969 --> 00:33:21,336
And so, on they walked,two lone figures,
506
00:33:21,338 --> 00:33:24,273
making their way through a foreign
and hostile live-action landscape.
507
00:33:24,275 --> 00:33:27,309
They walked until their thumbs ached,
but no one wanted to take a chance
508
00:33:27,311 --> 00:33:31,280
on a six-foot seven talking moose and
a flying squirrel who couldn't fly.
509
00:33:31,282 --> 00:33:33,915
I could fly if I had to.
510
00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:46,495
Kind of makes you
feel discouraged.
511
00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:49,977
Maybe we should be a
little more aggressive.
512
00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:54,569
Stop!
513
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,408
This movie's getting kind of...
Don't say it!
514
00:33:59,410 --> 00:34:02,144
...two-dimensional.
515
00:34:02,145 --> 00:34:04,879
Yes, things were beginning to look
mighty dark for our intrepid heroes.
516
00:34:04,882 --> 00:34:09,785
It is getting kind of hard to see.
Bullwinkle, he means our situation.
517
00:34:09,787 --> 00:34:11,704
Oh.
518
00:34:11,705 --> 00:34:13,622
Wait a minute, boys, there's
a couple of headlights.
519
00:34:13,624 --> 00:34:14,956
I think it's...
520
00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:17,726
Yes! Yes!
521
00:34:17,728 --> 00:34:21,029
It was a couple of fresh-faced college
students named Martin and Lewis.
522
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:25,734
Come on, Rock!
It's a convertible!
523
00:34:25,736 --> 00:34:29,404
All right, buckle up now, fellows.
Yeah, safety first!
524
00:34:33,676 --> 00:34:34,875
So where do you boys
go to school?
525
00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:37,779
We're undergrads
at Wossamotta U.
526
00:34:37,781 --> 00:34:39,815
- Wossamotta U.!
- Wossamotta U.!
527
00:34:39,817 --> 00:34:41,616
My old alma mater!
528
00:34:41,618 --> 00:34:44,853
Bullwinkle was a big
football star at Wossamotta U.
529
00:34:44,855 --> 00:34:48,056
Quarter-buck! I thought
you looked familiar.
530
00:34:48,058 --> 00:34:50,726
Where are you fellows
coming from, anyway?
531
00:34:50,728 --> 00:34:53,379
Thank you!
We've been on the road,
532
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:56,031
looking for America. We've been
looking for America all day.
533
00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:59,034
We just can't find it.
Man, we're exhausted.
534
00:34:59,036 --> 00:35:01,803
Gee, fellows, perhaps you've
been looking too hard.
535
00:35:01,805 --> 00:35:03,739
Maybe America is all around you
536
00:35:03,741 --> 00:35:06,908
in a thousand different,
beautiful manifestations.
537
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:09,745
Wouldn't you say so,
young people?
538
00:35:09,747 --> 00:35:11,947
Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
539
00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:17,652
Rocky, haven't we passed
this town before?
540
00:35:26,864 --> 00:35:29,664
Following ominously above themin the Midwestern sky,
541
00:35:31,101 --> 00:35:33,935
Boris conceiveda sinister plan.
542
00:35:37,107 --> 00:35:39,541
Flying ahead to Wossamotta U.,
543
00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:42,411
the two villains made a sizable
donation to the college
544
00:35:42,413 --> 00:35:44,663
in Bullwinkle's name,
545
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,914
prompting the college president
to bestow upon Bullwinkle
546
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,984
an honorary moosters degree.
547
00:35:50,854 --> 00:35:54,456
And when Moose is at podium
for acceptance speech,
548
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:57,459
I'll be on water tower
with CDI.
549
00:35:59,830 --> 00:36:02,597
There was only one problem.
550
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:05,200
Wossamotta U.Had no water tower.
551
00:36:06,203 --> 00:36:08,570
Can't even find water fountain.
552
00:36:08,572 --> 00:36:11,106
Their entire scheme seemed to
be on the verge of collapse,
553
00:36:11,108 --> 00:36:14,075
until they hit uponan incredibly ingenious plan.
554
00:36:14,077 --> 00:36:15,477
What?
555
00:36:26,123 --> 00:36:28,557
Dawn broke at 6:00 a.m.
556
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:34,029
The day of Fearless Leader's deadly
broadcast had finally arrived.
557
00:36:34,031 --> 00:36:37,599
And there was Karen, toiling
away under the watchful eyes
558
00:36:37,601 --> 00:36:43,171
of a tall, blond, incredibly handsome,
Swedish-American prison guard
559
00:36:43,173 --> 00:36:44,906
named Ole.
560
00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:50,145
Several states away,our hitchhiking heroes
561
00:36:50,147 --> 00:36:52,481
were doggedly making their wayto New York,
562
00:36:52,483 --> 00:36:54,216
but little did they knowthey were driving
563
00:36:54,218 --> 00:36:57,486
straight into Boris Badenov'ssinister snare.
564
00:36:59,256 --> 00:37:02,491
Heavens to Betsy! The car is
sticking its tongue out at me!
565
00:37:02,493 --> 00:37:04,626
No, it's not. It's just a fax.
566
00:37:04,628 --> 00:37:06,027
A what? A what?
567
00:37:06,029 --> 00:37:07,996
A fax! Don't you guys
know about faxes?
568
00:37:07,998 --> 00:37:09,831
Yeah, don't you
know about e-mail?
569
00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:13,268
Sure. A fax is a little red critter
that steals geese and chickens.
570
00:37:13,270 --> 00:37:16,505
Half of them are males and
the other half are e-males.
571
00:37:16,507 --> 00:37:20,208
No, it's a way of transmitting
computer-generated information
572
00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:22,644
across great distances
in the blink of an eye.
573
00:37:22,646 --> 00:37:24,246
Well, I was close.
574
00:37:24,248 --> 00:37:28,083
Hey! It's for you. Hokey
smoke, Bullwinkle!
575
00:37:28,085 --> 00:37:31,753
Wossamotta U. Wants to give
you an honorary degree.
576
00:37:31,755 --> 00:37:33,655
And the ceremony is today!
577
00:37:33,657 --> 00:37:38,026
Bullwinkle, we don't have time to go.
We've gotta get to New York!
578
00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:41,897
Woe is me!
I must have my degree!
579
00:37:41,899 --> 00:37:45,934
I'll put it on the wall
for everyone to see.
580
00:37:45,936 --> 00:37:48,970
I guess if it's in
the name of education.
581
00:37:48,972 --> 00:37:51,540
It was a happy dayat Wossamotta U.,
582
00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:54,242
scene of Bullwinkle'sfootball triumphs years ago.
583
00:37:54,244 --> 00:37:57,646
Gee, it looks so different.
Everything's in the same place, but...
584
00:37:57,648 --> 00:38:00,849
Well, Wossamotta U.'s been
a live-action university
585
00:38:00,851 --> 00:38:03,685
since the show went
into reruns back in '64.
586
00:38:03,687 --> 00:38:06,922
I thought the buildings looked
a lot more realistic.
587
00:38:06,924 --> 00:38:09,124
Say, where you guys
been all this time?
588
00:38:09,126 --> 00:38:10,592
Reruns.
589
00:38:10,594 --> 00:38:13,828
You know that's never
gonna happen to us, right?
590
00:38:13,830 --> 00:38:16,998
Well, anyway, there's still a
lot of anti-cartoon feeling
591
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,567
on campus these days.
592
00:38:18,569 --> 00:38:20,035
Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle!
593
00:38:20,037 --> 00:38:22,237
It's some kind
of demonstration.
594
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:27,576
What are the kids protesting these days?
Is it a civil rights march?
595
00:38:27,578 --> 00:38:31,012
Not really.
Is it an anti-war rally?
596
00:38:31,014 --> 00:38:33,148
No, not exactly.
597
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:35,016
Tell them, fellows.
598
00:38:36,353 --> 00:38:38,987
It's an anti-moose march.
599
00:38:38,989 --> 00:38:41,256
Yes, it seems that a
raging controversy
600
00:38:41,257 --> 00:38:43,524
had broken out among the
students that very morning
601
00:38:43,525 --> 00:38:45,792
over the decision to give
Bullwinkle an honorary degree.
602
00:38:45,796 --> 00:38:50,098
Gee, Bullwinkle, I guess it's true.
You can't go home again.
603
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:54,235
Why, Rocky! Whatever do you mean?
Wossamotta U. Is home!
604
00:38:54,237 --> 00:38:55,904
Oh, brother!
605
00:38:55,906 --> 00:38:59,708
Look! There's the
animated freak now!
606
00:39:03,647 --> 00:39:07,349
My fans!
Bullwinkle, these aren't fans,
607
00:39:07,351 --> 00:39:09,284
this is an angry mob.
608
00:39:09,286 --> 00:39:11,820
But in the face of danger,our insipid hero
609
00:39:11,822 --> 00:39:14,022
bravely made his waythrough the angry crowd.
610
00:39:14,024 --> 00:39:16,758
You mean intrepid hero,
don't you?
611
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,159
No.
612
00:39:19,796 --> 00:39:22,163
Hundreds of miles away,in Red Bait, Oklahoma,
613
00:39:22,165 --> 00:39:26,401
it was time for the prisoners'
daily helping of disgusting slop.
614
00:39:26,403 --> 00:39:29,638
But Karen Sympathyhad succeeded in making Ole,
615
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,774
the simple-minded but incredibly
handsome prison guard,
616
00:39:32,776 --> 00:39:36,177
fall madly in love with her.
617
00:39:36,179 --> 00:39:39,147
Presently, Karen promised to
let him take her to the movies
618
00:39:39,149 --> 00:39:41,750
if he would help herbreak out of jail.
619
00:39:41,752 --> 00:39:44,319
Could we hold hands
in the movie theater?
620
00:39:44,321 --> 00:39:46,655
Of course we could, Ole.
621
00:39:50,961 --> 00:39:53,928
But how would we
eat our popcorn?
622
00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:57,666
Well, we could eat our popcorn
with one hand
623
00:39:57,668 --> 00:40:00,869
and hold hands with the other.
624
00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:05,140
But what if I want a soda?
Look,
625
00:40:07,444 --> 00:40:09,444
I'm sure we can work this out.
626
00:40:31,435 --> 00:40:33,234
Good morning, students.
627
00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:36,071
Today Wossamotta U.
Honors one of our own.
628
00:40:38,742 --> 00:40:41,743
As the students vented their
collective spleen at Bullwinkle,
629
00:40:41,745 --> 00:40:45,847
Rocket J. Squirrel anxiously surveyed
the raging crowd for signs of danger.
630
00:40:45,849 --> 00:40:47,816
And suddenly,his sharp little eyes
631
00:40:47,818 --> 00:40:50,085
picked out the terrifyingfigure of Boris Badenov
632
00:40:50,087 --> 00:40:51,953
near the topof the water tower.
633
00:40:53,457 --> 00:40:56,324
Hey! That guy's not
a college student!
634
00:40:56,326 --> 00:41:01,496
...that we present this honorary
degree to Bullwinkle J. Moose.
635
00:41:04,901 --> 00:41:09,337
Good morning, children. Today's
lecture is about trees.
636
00:41:10,807 --> 00:41:13,308
Bullwinkle, look out!
It's a trap!
637
00:41:13,310 --> 00:41:15,455
Rocky's voice couldn't carry
638
00:41:15,456 --> 00:41:17,601
over the stridentshouts of the student body.
639
00:41:17,602 --> 00:41:19,747
So, with no alternative in
sight, Rocky tried one more time
640
00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,983
to summon up those fadedaeronautical skills
641
00:41:21,985 --> 00:41:24,819
that had once made hima household name.
642
00:41:24,821 --> 00:41:27,856
But just then, Boris managed
to turn on the CDI.
643
00:41:27,858 --> 00:41:30,042
Aha!
644
00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:32,227
Yes, it looked likecurtains for Bullwinkle!
645
00:41:32,229 --> 00:41:33,895
Got to
646
00:41:33,897 --> 00:41:35,230
save.
647
00:41:35,966 --> 00:41:37,832
Bullwinkle!
648
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,373
Whoa!
649
00:41:48,445 --> 00:41:52,247
"Bad command or file name.
Press any key to continue."
650
00:41:52,949 --> 00:41:55,250
Which one is "any" key?
651
00:41:58,088 --> 00:42:00,054
Look out!
652
00:42:04,928 --> 00:42:07,996
Oh, no!
653
00:42:07,997 --> 00:42:11,065
With a single blow, Rocky sent the
CDI hurtling through the sky.
654
00:42:16,305 --> 00:42:18,338
Whereupon Boris single-mindedly
reached out to catch
655
00:42:18,341 --> 00:42:20,575
the catapulted computer,forgetting as he did
656
00:42:20,577 --> 00:42:23,344
one vitally importantpiece of information.
657
00:42:23,346 --> 00:42:26,014
I ain't a cartoon no more.
658
00:42:34,057 --> 00:42:35,223
Darling!
659
00:42:39,229 --> 00:42:40,295
Ouch.
660
00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:46,034
Mayday!
661
00:42:55,979 --> 00:42:59,881
You like me!
You really like me!
662
00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:05,420
I guess I've lost the knack.
I'll never fly again.
663
00:43:05,422 --> 00:43:09,224
Yes, without trees,
where would the birdies live?
664
00:43:09,226 --> 00:43:11,059
Forced to migrate
to the cities,
665
00:43:11,061 --> 00:43:14,395
they would take jobs away
from local pigeons.
666
00:43:14,397 --> 00:43:17,165
Bullwinkle, they're listening!
667
00:43:19,469 --> 00:43:21,569
Yes, Bullwinkle's
speech was so inane,
668
00:43:21,571 --> 00:43:24,305
that the students couldn't
understand a word he was saying,
669
00:43:24,307 --> 00:43:27,208
and consequently found nothingto object to.
670
00:43:36,419 --> 00:43:38,887
So Rocky and Bullwinklebade a fond farewell
671
00:43:38,889 --> 00:43:41,155
to the hallowed wallsof Wossamotta U.
672
00:43:41,157 --> 00:43:42,590
Don't forget to write,
old buddy.
673
00:43:42,592 --> 00:43:45,460
Bullwinkle,
who are you talking to?
674
00:43:45,462 --> 00:43:48,963
I don't know, but it's
like talking to a wall.
675
00:43:48,965 --> 00:43:51,165
I want to thank you fellows
for bringing unity back
676
00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:54,402
to this troubled campus
with your ludicrous remarks.
677
00:43:54,404 --> 00:43:57,672
Martin and I would like to wish you
guys luck against Fearless Leader.
678
00:43:57,674 --> 00:44:00,541
Yeah, I mean, and we would
come help you guys,
679
00:44:00,543 --> 00:44:04,178
but we don't wanna get hurt. Yeah,
man, we're not going near him.
680
00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:07,582
Yeah, and until we met you guys, I mean,
we almost totally lost faith in America.
681
00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:10,118
Yeah, you know,
and we lost faith in our car.
682
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,955
Yeah, I mean I used to think our car was
really cool, but now it's just always dirty.
683
00:44:13,957 --> 00:44:15,724
And running low on gas.
684
00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:17,492
Yeah, but since we met you
guys, we love it again.
685
00:44:17,494 --> 00:44:20,395
Yeah, the car is totally back.
686
00:44:20,397 --> 00:44:25,033
So, as a gesture of our appreciation,
we want you guys to have it.
687
00:44:25,035 --> 00:44:29,270
Yeah, so, take the car. Really?
688
00:44:29,272 --> 00:44:30,605
It's yours.
689
00:44:30,607 --> 00:44:31,973
Whoa!
690
00:44:34,077 --> 00:44:39,147
Gee, fellows, thanks.
Yeah, thanks!
691
00:44:39,149 --> 00:44:42,050
You do know how to drive, right?
Please!
692
00:44:42,052 --> 00:44:44,619
What moose can't
drive a automobile?
693
00:44:50,026 --> 00:44:52,260
Oh, brother.
694
00:44:53,997 --> 00:44:56,531
Never said I could
drive it well.
695
00:44:58,618 --> 00:45:00,702
And just as Rocky and Bullwinkle
got back on the road,
696
00:45:00,704 --> 00:45:03,705
Boris and Natasha emergedfrom the student infirmary,
697
00:45:03,707 --> 00:45:05,473
ready for action.
698
00:45:11,715 --> 00:45:15,216
Meanwhile, in Cow Tip,Oklahoma...
699
00:45:15,218 --> 00:45:19,654
Ole, why don't you go get the
tickets, and I'll park the truck?
700
00:45:21,224 --> 00:45:22,690
Gosh, Karen!
701
00:45:22,692 --> 00:45:26,527
I've never had so much fun
in my whole life.
702
00:45:27,597 --> 00:45:30,982
It's like,
703
00:45:30,983 --> 00:45:34,368
it's like there was always a little
boy trapped somewhere inside me,
704
00:45:34,371 --> 00:45:36,437
and now that I met you,
705
00:45:36,439 --> 00:45:39,040
I can finally let him out.
706
00:46:13,476 --> 00:46:17,211
Please, two for the love movie.
There you go.
707
00:46:31,327 --> 00:46:33,694
Now, that's not very nice.
708
00:46:33,696 --> 00:46:35,263
Shut up.
709
00:46:40,603 --> 00:46:43,121
As for Rocky and Bullwinkle,
710
00:46:43,122 --> 00:46:45,640
they were gently motoringalong an Illinois interstate.
711
00:46:47,577 --> 00:46:50,778
Hey, Rock, there's
that same town again!
712
00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:53,548
Are you sure
we're going the right way?
713
00:46:53,550 --> 00:46:55,950
Bullwinkle, look out!
714
00:46:58,855 --> 00:47:00,688
Sorry!
715
00:47:02,392 --> 00:47:04,792
Bullwinkle, we're not
going to Chicago!
716
00:47:06,596 --> 00:47:08,463
We are now!
717
00:47:08,465 --> 00:47:11,632
As our heroes found themselvesracing toward Chicago,
718
00:47:11,634 --> 00:47:15,570
little did they realize that
only a few miles behind...
719
00:47:17,607 --> 00:47:19,740
And back in Cow Tip, Oklahoma,
720
00:47:19,742 --> 00:47:22,643
the only person in this moviemore clueless than Bullwinkle
721
00:47:22,645 --> 00:47:28,116
faithfully waited for Karen to
get back from parking his truck.
722
00:47:28,118 --> 00:47:30,518
But our heroine was already
passing through Indiana,
723
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,688
where she was about to makean ominous discovery.
724
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:46,834
For watching miserable peoplesuffer in daytime,
725
00:47:46,836 --> 00:47:49,470
it's The Jenny Spy Show.
726
00:47:49,472 --> 00:47:52,273
Are you sorrythat you called her fat?
727
00:47:52,275 --> 00:47:54,509
Yes! Yes!
728
00:47:54,511 --> 00:47:57,245
Oh, no. Not already.
729
00:48:00,150 --> 00:48:02,283
Yes, Fearless Leader'shypnotic broadcast
730
00:48:02,285 --> 00:48:04,352
was already underway.
731
00:48:04,354 --> 00:48:07,622
You are watching premierebroadcast of RBTV.
732
00:48:10,326 --> 00:48:12,460
I love my RBTV.
733
00:48:14,297 --> 00:48:16,197
Fearless Leader,
734
00:48:16,199 --> 00:48:20,835
the zombombeter shows that 30%
of despised, decadent Americans
735
00:48:20,837 --> 00:48:23,938
are already total zombies!
Good!
736
00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:28,476
I'll address the nation at exactly 8:00 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time.
737
00:48:29,979 --> 00:48:31,479
Back at the Red BaitPrison Farm,
738
00:48:31,481 --> 00:48:34,382
Karen's daring escapehad not gone unnoticed.
739
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:44,692
Meanwhile on the bustling
boulevards of Chicago, Illinois,
740
00:48:44,694 --> 00:48:46,460
Rocky and Bullwinklewere about to discover
741
00:48:46,462 --> 00:48:49,430
they had considerabletroubles of their own.
742
00:48:49,432 --> 00:48:50,865
There they are!
743
00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:55,203
Look out!
744
00:48:55,205 --> 00:48:56,771
Smush them!
745
00:49:02,779 --> 00:49:03,945
Duck!
746
00:49:13,756 --> 00:49:15,990
Well, mercy me!
747
00:49:21,731 --> 00:49:23,264
Excuse us!
748
00:49:24,767 --> 00:49:26,400
Bullwinkle!
749
00:49:32,609 --> 00:49:35,376
It's Rocky and Bullwinkle!
750
00:49:51,327 --> 00:49:54,996
And you thought I couldn't drive.
Bullwinkle, look out!
751
00:49:57,734 --> 00:50:00,401
Hold her steady, poopsie.
752
00:50:01,871 --> 00:50:04,805
Is time to say goodbye
753
00:50:04,807 --> 00:50:06,841
to Moose and Squirrel.
754
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:11,412
Oh, no!
755
00:50:11,414 --> 00:50:14,448
Hasta la vista, baby!
756
00:50:21,891 --> 00:50:25,493
Hey, poopsie, what's happening?
757
00:50:25,495 --> 00:50:30,298
I think you degenerated
wrong special effect.
758
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,800
And while Rocky and Bullwinklewere making their getaway,
759
00:50:32,802 --> 00:50:36,437
Boris and Natasha were still
high above the Chicago streets,
760
00:50:36,439 --> 00:50:38,639
but with one small difference.
761
00:50:38,641 --> 00:50:41,809
No helicopter.
762
00:50:41,811 --> 00:50:44,412
But as luck would have it,a traveling mattress salesman
763
00:50:44,414 --> 00:50:46,681
just happenedto be passing by below.
764
00:50:46,683 --> 00:50:51,052
Mattresses for sale!
How do I do it? Volume!
765
00:50:56,526 --> 00:50:59,093
Now, that's a soft mattress.
766
00:51:00,596 --> 00:51:02,396
Temporarily out of danger,
767
00:51:02,398 --> 00:51:05,399
Rocky and Bullwinklebreathed a sigh of relief.
768
00:51:07,103 --> 00:51:09,870
At the same time, Boris and
Natasha were forced to rent
769
00:51:09,872 --> 00:51:13,040
an econo-class Chevy Metro from
the Cheapo Rent-A-Car company
770
00:51:13,042 --> 00:51:15,042
in order to resume the chase.
771
00:51:19,082 --> 00:51:21,582
This slight delay gave our
heroes the opportunity
772
00:51:21,584 --> 00:51:26,087
to effect another beautiful, if
implausibly coincidental, reunion.
773
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,873
Whoops.
774
00:51:47,443 --> 00:51:51,445
Hey, lunatic! Why don't
you watch where you're...
775
00:51:51,447 --> 00:51:54,515
Rocky! Bullwinkle!
776
00:51:54,517 --> 00:51:56,417
Karen! Karen!
777
00:51:56,419 --> 00:51:59,920
Guys, I missed you so much.
I was so worried about you.
778
00:51:59,922 --> 00:52:01,722
I didn't mean to...
779
00:52:02,658 --> 00:52:05,025
I mean, um...
780
00:52:05,027 --> 00:52:08,529
Good work, Agents
Rocky, Bullwinkle.
781
00:52:08,531 --> 00:52:10,631
Lookit, we have six hours
to get to New York.
782
00:52:10,633 --> 00:52:13,634
The Big Apple!
Bullwinkle, please!
783
00:52:13,636 --> 00:52:16,704
RBTV is already turning people
into zombies.
784
00:52:16,706 --> 00:52:19,807
But, Karen,
why aren't you in jail?
785
00:52:19,809 --> 00:52:21,609
Oh. Uh...
786
00:52:22,445 --> 00:52:23,878
I was pardoned.
787
00:52:37,593 --> 00:52:39,593
Freeze! Freeze!
788
00:52:41,964 --> 00:52:44,799
Must be some kind
of clerical error.
789
00:52:44,801 --> 00:52:46,167
You're under arrest.
790
00:52:46,169 --> 00:52:48,903
Keep your handshigh above your head!
791
00:52:48,905 --> 00:52:50,938
And just to think,
792
00:52:50,939 --> 00:52:52,972
it's the openingof moose season.
793
00:52:52,975 --> 00:52:55,609
- The states of California,- Arizona, New Mexico,
794
00:52:55,611 --> 00:52:58,712
Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma,Missouri, Illinois,
795
00:52:58,714 --> 00:53:01,081
Indiana and Ohio,versus Karen Sympathy,
796
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:04,885
Rocket J. Squirreland Bullwinkle J. Moose.
797
00:53:04,887 --> 00:53:07,455
Judge Cameo presiding.
798
00:53:07,457 --> 00:53:09,123
Who speaks for the defense?
799
00:53:09,125 --> 00:53:12,893
Bullwinkle J. Moose,
attorney at law.
800
00:53:16,999 --> 00:53:18,799
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
801
00:53:22,472 --> 00:53:26,106
The defendants are charged with
grand theft auto, one count,
802
00:53:26,108 --> 00:53:28,242
breaking out of jail,
one count,
803
00:53:28,244 --> 00:53:32,613
impugning the character
of a prison guard, one count,
804
00:53:32,615 --> 00:53:35,082
reckless driving, four counts,
805
00:53:35,084 --> 00:53:37,551
talking to the audience...
806
00:53:37,553 --> 00:53:38,752
What? ...Five counts,
807
00:53:38,754 --> 00:53:42,590
criminally bad punning,
18 counts.
808
00:53:42,592 --> 00:53:44,558
And three dukes
and seven earls!
809
00:53:46,229 --> 00:53:47,895
Make that 19.
810
00:53:53,769 --> 00:53:55,669
Hey! Hey!
811
00:53:59,509 --> 00:54:02,042
Counselor,
call your first witness.
812
00:54:02,044 --> 00:54:05,980
Yes, Your Honor. As our first
witness, the defense calls.
813
00:54:05,982 --> 00:54:08,048
Karen Sympathy!
814
00:54:08,050 --> 00:54:10,084
Please, no.
815
00:54:10,086 --> 00:54:11,952
Do you, Karen Sympathy,
swear to tell the truth,
816
00:54:11,954 --> 00:54:14,922
the whole truth and nothing but
the truth, so help you God?
817
00:54:14,924 --> 00:54:16,056
I do.
818
00:54:16,058 --> 00:54:17,658
Ha!
819
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:19,527
A little late!
820
00:54:25,535 --> 00:54:28,636
Ms. Sympathy, isn't it true
that when our convertible
821
00:54:28,638 --> 00:54:30,638
was destroyed
in Monument Valley
822
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,974
the first thing you did was to
steal somebody else's truck?
823
00:54:33,976 --> 00:54:35,910
Um...
824
00:54:35,912 --> 00:54:38,032
That depends on how you legally
define the word steal,
825
00:54:38,830 --> 00:54:40,580
because I believe... And
didn't you escape from prison
826
00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:43,183
by telling that poor,
trusting prison guard
827
00:54:43,185 --> 00:54:45,920
that you would let him
take you to the movies?
828
00:54:45,922 --> 00:54:48,822
Well, I thought we might have time
if we went to a matinee because...
829
00:54:48,824 --> 00:54:52,893
Isn't it true you never meant
to see a film at all?
830
00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:57,097
Yes, it's true.
831
00:54:57,099 --> 00:54:59,233
And didn't you tell
Rocky and me
832
00:54:59,235 --> 00:55:02,836
that you got out of prison
because you got a pardon?
833
00:55:02,838 --> 00:55:06,106
Yes. Yes, I did do that!
834
00:55:06,108 --> 00:55:11,579
Isn't it true you have no respect
for the law or anything else?
835
00:55:11,581 --> 00:55:14,114
No! I was just trying
to complete my mission!
836
00:55:14,116 --> 00:55:16,216
I was only supposed
to care about results!
837
00:55:16,218 --> 00:55:18,185
And how come Rocky and me
are still cartoons
838
00:55:18,187 --> 00:55:21,255
and Boris and Natasha aren't?
839
00:55:21,256 --> 00:55:24,324
I don't know! I didn't write the movie!
I'm only one of the characters!
840
00:55:27,363 --> 00:55:29,930
Your witness, Counselor.
841
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,766
What are the teams again?
842
00:55:32,768 --> 00:55:36,136
Bullwinkle, you're supposed
to be the defense attorney.
843
00:55:36,138 --> 00:55:38,205
You just proved we're guilty.
844
00:55:38,207 --> 00:55:43,877
Yes, but now our consciences are
clean, and the healing can begin.
845
00:55:43,879 --> 00:55:46,280
Your Honor, it's time the
court showed the world
846
00:55:46,282 --> 00:55:49,683
that no quarter will be given
to celebrity defendants.
847
00:55:49,685 --> 00:55:51,085
Celebrity?
848
00:55:51,087 --> 00:55:52,820
Did you say celebrity?
849
00:55:53,289 --> 00:55:55,389
Where are my glasses?
850
00:55:58,361 --> 00:56:01,895
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
851
00:56:01,897 --> 00:56:04,298
It's Rocky and Bullwinkle!
Oh, my God!
852
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:07,101
I love... I love your show!
Your Honor!
853
00:56:07,103 --> 00:56:09,870
And you, Mr. District Attorney,
854
00:56:09,872 --> 00:56:12,706
I'd like to point something
out to you in the penal code,
855
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:16,276
section C, paragraph 22.
856
00:56:16,278 --> 00:56:19,913
"Celebrities
are above the law."
857
00:56:19,915 --> 00:56:21,782
This case is dismissed.
858
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,420
Moments later, our heroes
were back on the road,
859
00:56:26,422 --> 00:56:31,058
with a mere three hours to get from
Rabid Froth, Ohio to New York.
860
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:34,094
Three hours. If only
we had an airplane.
861
00:56:34,096 --> 00:56:36,130
Hokey smoke! Look!
862
00:56:40,069 --> 00:56:42,169
Gosh! Another wild coincidence.
863
00:56:55,818 --> 00:56:57,384
Afternoon, folks.
864
00:56:57,386 --> 00:56:58,686
Hi!
865
00:56:58,688 --> 00:57:00,154
You got any planes left?
866
00:57:00,156 --> 00:57:03,290
Well, let's just kind
of give a look-see.
867
00:57:08,097 --> 00:57:10,264
I think we have one left.
868
00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:14,334
They've got to be here
somewhere, Boris, darling.
869
00:57:26,849 --> 00:57:28,248
Keep the change!
870
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:31,118
This is gonna get
my stepson a new trial.
871
00:57:32,955 --> 00:57:35,122
Bingo! Goody! Goody!
872
00:57:44,266 --> 00:57:47,034
Hey! Hey! You all
can't get in there.
873
00:57:47,036 --> 00:57:49,169
She won't hold the weight!
874
00:57:53,008 --> 00:57:56,076
You'll never reach the end of the runway.
The wings will come off.
875
00:57:56,078 --> 00:57:57,811
Oh, God!
876
00:57:57,813 --> 00:57:59,346
Oh, crap!
877
00:58:03,285 --> 00:58:05,953
Boris pushed the little Metrofor all it was worth.
878
00:58:05,955 --> 00:58:08,789
We've got them, Boris,
we've got them!
879
00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:11,492
They've got us, Rocky,
they've got us!
880
00:58:11,494 --> 00:58:13,461
But at that very moment,
881
00:58:13,462 --> 00:58:15,429
Boris and Natasha's rentalagreement suddenly expired,
882
00:58:15,431 --> 00:58:18,332
and they were immediatelyblockaded
883
00:58:18,333 --> 00:58:21,234
by the dedicated agents of the
Cheapo Rent-A-Car company.
884
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:26,039
Come on!
885
00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:28,242
Come on, come on, you can do it!
You old bird!
886
00:58:28,244 --> 00:58:31,078
Come on! Come on!
887
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,413
While Boris and Natashatried feverishly to complete
888
00:58:33,415 --> 00:58:35,849
the necessary paperwork...
889
00:58:35,851 --> 00:58:37,091
Look!
890
00:58:40,055 --> 00:58:41,889
It was too late.
891
00:58:41,891 --> 00:58:44,324
Stop! Stop! Stop!
892
00:58:44,326 --> 00:58:45,559
Stop!
893
00:59:07,349 --> 00:59:09,950
That certainly was a close one.
894
00:59:09,952 --> 00:59:12,886
Let's just hope this thing makes
it all the way to New York.
895
00:59:21,597 --> 00:59:24,264
Where did we go wrong, Boris?
896
00:59:24,266 --> 00:59:29,236
We tried to blow them up. We
tried to have them arrested.
897
00:59:29,238 --> 00:59:31,839
We tried to degenerate them.
898
00:59:31,841 --> 00:59:33,407
We tried to smush them.
899
00:59:33,409 --> 00:59:36,043
Yes, and we never
even came close.
900
00:59:37,213 --> 00:59:40,547
Boris, what are
we doing, darling?
901
00:59:40,549 --> 00:59:45,018
We've been trying to catch Moose and
Squirrel ever since we first got drawn.
902
00:59:45,020 --> 00:59:47,855
We tried to stab them,
shoot them, smash them,
903
00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:50,991
smush them, crush them, bash
them, mash them, squish them,
904
00:59:50,993 --> 00:59:54,294
and they don't even
know our names.
905
00:59:54,296 --> 00:59:55,996
I'm tired of all this, Boris.
906
00:59:55,998 --> 00:59:58,432
I don't want to be spy no more.
907
00:59:58,434 --> 01:00:01,034
Let's face it,
darling, we suck.
908
01:00:02,605 --> 01:00:05,472
We can never catch
Moose and Squirrel.
909
01:00:08,177 --> 01:00:09,476
Boris,
910
01:00:10,579 --> 01:00:13,313
don't you want
to have little Boris?
911
01:00:14,884 --> 01:00:16,583
Little Natasha?
912
01:00:18,454 --> 01:00:21,288
Wouldn't it be wonderful?
913
01:00:21,290 --> 01:00:25,025
We could rent cottage
by Sea of Pottsylvania
914
01:00:25,027 --> 01:00:29,429
and teach them how to lie
and cheat and be rotten.
915
01:00:29,431 --> 01:00:32,666
They would be worst
children in world!
916
01:00:32,668 --> 01:00:34,534
They would be monsters.
917
01:00:35,237 --> 01:00:37,504
It would be awful!
918
01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:39,473
We could be so happy.
919
01:00:46,382 --> 01:00:47,981
Telephone, dear.
920
01:00:50,653 --> 01:00:52,152
Oh, boy.
921
01:00:53,455 --> 01:00:55,188
Saved by bell.
922
01:00:58,928 --> 01:01:01,328
Well, Badenov,did the CDI work?
923
01:01:01,330 --> 01:01:04,031
It works all right.
924
01:01:05,267 --> 01:01:08,969
So Moose and Squirrel
are dead, then?
925
01:01:08,971 --> 01:01:11,171
Well, is funnyyou should ask...
926
01:01:11,173 --> 01:01:12,606
Yes, Fearless Leader!
927
01:01:12,608 --> 01:01:15,342
We killed Moose and Squirrel!
928
01:01:15,344 --> 01:01:16,710
Excellent!
929
01:01:18,681 --> 01:01:20,514
Wait there for my private jet.
930
01:01:20,516 --> 01:01:23,450
I want you both beside my sidefor the big broadcast.
931
01:01:27,623 --> 01:01:29,623
Natasha. Yes, darling?
932
01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:32,960
Why did you tell him that?
Because, Boris!
933
01:01:32,962 --> 01:01:37,531
Moose and Squirrel can't reach New York by 8:00 p.m.
in that little plane.
934
01:01:37,533 --> 01:01:40,267
And what if they did? So what?
935
01:01:40,269 --> 01:01:42,302
How could they stop us now?
936
01:01:42,304 --> 01:01:46,206
Practically whole country
is zombified.
937
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:49,042
We've won, Boris! We've won!
938
01:01:50,245 --> 01:01:52,646
Just the way I planned it!
939
01:01:55,651 --> 01:01:58,452
On their way to New York,
940
01:01:58,453 --> 01:02:01,254
our heroes were soon to discover
that old Jeb was right.
941
01:02:03,225 --> 01:02:06,026
She won't pull up,
we're too heavy!
942
01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:14,735
Rocky, can you fly
Bullwinkle down?
943
01:02:14,737 --> 01:02:16,436
I don't think so, Karen.
944
01:02:16,438 --> 01:02:18,138
He's a huge moose!
945
01:02:18,140 --> 01:02:21,141
I beg your pardon,
I'm as trim as a young fawn!
946
01:02:21,143 --> 01:02:24,011
You weigh 400 imaginary pounds!
947
01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:28,215
Yeah, but it's all mooscle.
Bullwinkle, can you fly an airplane?
948
01:02:28,217 --> 01:02:30,517
What moose can't
fly a airplane?
949
01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:33,387
Rocky, you'll have to fly me down.
I can't do that, Karen.
950
01:02:33,389 --> 01:02:35,689
I can't fly again!
I've lost the knack.
951
01:02:35,691 --> 01:02:39,059
Bullwinkle, take the controls.
Okay.
952
01:02:40,295 --> 01:02:41,561
Listen to me, Rocky.
953
01:02:41,563 --> 01:02:43,263
You can do this. I can't!
954
01:02:43,265 --> 01:02:45,198
I know you can do this.
I just can't!
955
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,268
This is everything you taught
me since I was a little kid.
956
01:02:48,270 --> 01:02:50,203
All you have to do
is believe in...
957
01:02:52,041 --> 01:02:53,340
Karen!
958
01:02:55,711 --> 01:02:57,811
Look out for the sign!
959
01:03:02,484 --> 01:03:04,618
Here goes nothing!
960
01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:11,758
Got you!
961
01:03:13,162 --> 01:03:14,461
Rocky!
962
01:03:17,733 --> 01:03:19,166
Uh-oh!
963
01:03:25,207 --> 01:03:26,927
Bullwinkle! Bullwinkle!
964
01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:37,717
Never said I could fly it well.
965
01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,820
See you in New York!
966
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,760
Hang on, Karen! Hang on!
967
01:03:46,762 --> 01:03:48,361
If I could just...
968
01:03:53,435 --> 01:03:56,103
Rocky! You're flying!
969
01:03:56,105 --> 01:03:58,338
You're flying! Yes, I am!
970
01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:00,140
I certainly am.
971
01:04:00,142 --> 01:04:02,242
Look at me, I'm flying!
972
01:04:02,244 --> 01:04:04,778
New York City, here we come!
973
01:04:06,515 --> 01:04:07,714
Yeah!
974
01:04:38,413 --> 01:04:42,816
Boris, darling,
how can you be so rotten?
975
01:04:42,818 --> 01:04:46,353
When I stop Moose and Squirrel
from saving country,
976
01:04:46,822 --> 01:04:49,256
I don't kid around!
977
01:05:10,546 --> 01:05:14,814
Karen looked upon the brave little
squirrel with a new admiration.
978
01:05:14,816 --> 01:05:18,652
However, she couldn't help but
wonder, were they too late?
979
01:05:25,561 --> 01:05:28,195
Soaring precipitouslyover Rockefeller Center,
980
01:05:28,197 --> 01:05:32,599
Karen and Rocky found the entire city
of New York completely zombified.
981
01:05:34,503 --> 01:05:37,804
Rocky, whatever you do,
don't look at the screen.
982
01:05:41,677 --> 01:05:45,295
Touching down outside RBTV,
983
01:05:45,296 --> 01:05:48,914
the daring duo was soon to discover
that something else was terribly wrong.
984
01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:51,618
Where's Bullwinkle?
The speech starts any minute!
985
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:53,587
I knew we shouldn't
have left him.
986
01:05:53,589 --> 01:05:56,856
Bullwinkle and I have never
been apart in 35 years.
987
01:05:59,628 --> 01:06:01,761
Quick, Rock, follow me.
988
01:06:11,907 --> 01:06:13,673
Come, Natasha.
989
01:06:13,675 --> 01:06:16,409
Follow me to Fearless Leader.
990
01:06:26,255 --> 01:06:27,654
Go! Go!
991
01:06:33,795 --> 01:06:36,529
Fearless Leader!
992
01:06:37,699 --> 01:06:40,467
We're back!
993
01:06:40,469 --> 01:06:45,705
You are so happy to see us. Well,
Fearless Leader, he did it!
994
01:06:45,707 --> 01:06:48,842
Boris Badenov is now
official number one killer
995
01:06:48,844 --> 01:06:50,977
of Moose and Squirrel.
996
01:06:50,979 --> 01:06:54,981
Excellent, my faithful minions!
Excellent!
997
01:06:54,983 --> 01:06:58,485
¶ Hail, Pottsylvania!
998
01:06:58,487 --> 01:07:01,821
¶ Hail to the black and blue!
999
01:07:01,823 --> 01:07:05,425
¶ Hail, Pottsylvania!
1000
01:07:05,427 --> 01:07:08,695
¶ Sneaky and crookedthrough and through
1001
01:07:08,697 --> 01:07:10,430
¶ Down with the good guys
1002
01:07:10,432 --> 01:07:11,998
¶ Up with the boss
1003
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,568
¶ Under the signof the triple cross! Hey!
1004
01:07:15,570 --> 01:07:18,972
¶ Hail, Pottsylvania!
1005
01:07:18,974 --> 01:07:25,378
¶ Hail, hail, hail! ¶
1006
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,621
Thank you, Fearless Leader!
Thank you, Fearless Leader!
1007
01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:39,726
Well, no one can stop
my broadcast now!
1008
01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:43,797
FBI! Freeze!
1009
01:07:45,467 --> 01:07:49,469
No one but these
chocolate-chewing idiots!
1010
01:07:49,471 --> 01:07:52,605
All right, I want anyone in this
room who's a Pottsylvanian spy
1011
01:07:52,607 --> 01:07:54,974
to put your hands up now!
1012
01:07:56,845 --> 01:07:59,879
That means you, too, Fearless Leader!
Let me see your hands!
1013
01:07:59,881 --> 01:08:02,349
All right, Agent Sympathy.
1014
01:08:02,351 --> 01:08:05,618
We don't want anybody
to be hurt, now, do we?
1015
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:08,488
Whatever you're holding,
drop it!
1016
01:08:09,024 --> 01:08:12,359
Gladly.
1017
01:08:12,361 --> 01:08:14,828
Don't look, Rocky, it's a trick.
It'll turn you into a...
1018
01:08:14,830 --> 01:08:16,096
Rocky!
1019
01:08:17,866 --> 01:08:19,132
Rocky?
1020
01:08:19,901 --> 01:08:22,102
Peek-a-boopsie!
1021
01:08:22,104 --> 01:08:25,071
Well, Agent Sympathy,
1022
01:08:25,073 --> 01:08:29,876
I have waited many years to
face an enemy I could respect,
1023
01:08:30,746 --> 01:08:32,779
and I'm still waiting.
1024
01:08:33,715 --> 01:08:36,516
No, that was just
a little joke.
1025
01:08:36,518 --> 01:08:39,018
But I am afraid that you
and this flying rodent
1026
01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:41,621
have reached the end
of the road.
1027
01:08:41,623 --> 01:08:45,425
Now, get ready for a taste of
Pottsylvanian hospitability.
1028
01:08:45,427 --> 01:08:48,595
That's ability to put you
in hospital, darling.
1029
01:08:50,766 --> 01:08:52,599
And so,Rocky and Karen's only hope
1030
01:08:52,601 --> 01:08:56,703
in the whole wide worldwas Bullwinkle J. Moose.
1031
01:08:56,705 --> 01:08:59,038
In other words,they didn't have a prayer.
1032
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,408
For Bullwinkle had managedto miss New York altogether
1033
01:09:01,410 --> 01:09:04,444
and had flown insteadto Washington, DC.
1034
01:09:04,446 --> 01:09:07,981
Gee, New York sure has
changed a lot since my day.
1035
01:09:07,983 --> 01:09:10,683
They even moved
the White House here.
1036
01:09:17,025 --> 01:09:19,159
Couldn't find the brakes.
1037
01:09:21,696 --> 01:09:23,463
Well, as long as I'm here,
1038
01:09:23,465 --> 01:09:26,699
I might as well talk to the
President about the trees.
1039
01:09:26,701 --> 01:09:28,168
Anybody home?
1040
01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:33,206
With only moments leftbefore the broadcast,
1041
01:09:33,207 --> 01:09:36,542
Fearless Leader had released Rocky from
the grip of zombification so he could
1042
01:09:36,545 --> 01:09:38,445
share.
1043
01:09:38,447 --> 01:09:42,982
As for you, my friends, we have
planned something quite special.
1044
01:09:49,491 --> 01:09:52,792
We are hooking you directly
into the quality control.
1045
01:09:52,794 --> 01:09:56,596
As soon as we go live, the current
will pass through your brain
1046
01:09:56,598 --> 01:10:01,134
and you will be turned into a
helpless, mindless vegetable.
1047
01:10:02,237 --> 01:10:04,103
But don't worry, it won't hurt.
1048
01:10:04,105 --> 01:10:08,641
At least, I never heard a complaint
from the other vegetables.
1049
01:10:12,747 --> 01:10:16,883
I think you recognize your three
missing colleagues from the FBI?
1050
01:10:16,885 --> 01:10:20,253
Help us! Help us! Help!
1051
01:10:20,255 --> 01:10:23,623
Agent Sympathy, help us!
1052
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:25,992
I'm sorry, Rocky,
I've really done it this time.
1053
01:10:25,994 --> 01:10:30,663
Don't worry, Karen, you need the most
faith when things look the most hopeless.
1054
01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,031
Thanks, Rocky.
1055
01:10:32,033 --> 01:10:35,602
And, Karen,
this is pretty hopeless.
1056
01:10:37,672 --> 01:10:40,273
Look, we don't care
what you do to us.
1057
01:10:41,776 --> 01:10:43,910
Just leave America alone!
1058
01:10:45,714 --> 01:10:47,080
America.
1059
01:10:50,619 --> 01:10:52,919
I'm proud of you, Karen.
1060
01:10:52,921 --> 01:10:54,821
Listen, Fearless Leader,
1061
01:10:54,823 --> 01:10:56,990
if there's one thing this
plucky squirrel has shown me,
1062
01:10:56,992 --> 01:10:59,192
it's that you have
to be who you are,
1063
01:10:59,194 --> 01:11:02,529
no matter how much pressure
there is to change.
1064
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:07,866
And despite this inspiring
vindication of Karen's inner child,
1065
01:11:07,869 --> 01:11:10,003
Fearless Leaderwas unimpressed.
1066
01:11:12,073 --> 01:11:14,307
So Karen, Rockyand the entire nation
1067
01:11:14,309 --> 01:11:17,744
were poised on the brinkof unimaginable peril.
1068
01:11:17,746 --> 01:11:23,883
And there is no one, I said
no one, who can stop me now!
1069
01:11:26,254 --> 01:11:29,589
Or, in fact, was there?
1070
01:11:29,591 --> 01:11:33,726
So you see, Mr. President, all the
trees in Frostbite Falls are gone.
1071
01:11:33,728 --> 01:11:35,995
The birds have no place
to put their things.
1072
01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:38,565
The children have no place
to build their tree house.
1073
01:11:38,567 --> 01:11:42,135
I built them a stump house, but
they say it's just not the same.
1074
01:11:42,137 --> 01:11:44,671
Please help when you have time.
1075
01:11:45,273 --> 01:11:47,190
But, Morka,
1076
01:11:47,191 --> 01:11:49,108
the horse has swallowedthe transmitter!
1077
01:11:49,110 --> 01:11:50,710
Not again!
1078
01:11:52,581 --> 01:11:55,848
They certainly enjoy their TV
at the White House.
1079
01:11:59,921 --> 01:12:01,588
Bullwinkle!
1080
01:12:01,590 --> 01:12:03,189
Don't watch!
1081
01:12:03,191 --> 01:12:04,791
Bullwinkle!
1082
01:12:06,728 --> 01:12:08,962
Oh, no! Not you, too!
1083
01:12:10,865 --> 01:12:13,132
Not a bad show,
eh, Mr. President?
1084
01:12:13,134 --> 01:12:16,269
Yes, cheap as it may seem, and
it certainly does seem cheap,
1085
01:12:16,271 --> 01:12:17,971
Bullwinkle's head was so thick
1086
01:12:17,973 --> 01:12:20,106
that Fearless Leader'smind-numbing programming
1087
01:12:20,108 --> 01:12:22,375
had absolutely no effecton him whatsoever.
1088
01:12:22,377 --> 01:12:24,777
Come here!
1089
01:12:24,779 --> 01:12:28,081
At least one thing hasn't changed.
TV's as good as ever.
1090
01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:30,650
Bullwinkle,
allow me to be frank.
1091
01:12:30,652 --> 01:12:33,953
Okay, Frank,
allow me to be Bullwinkle.
1092
01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,922
I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.
1093
01:12:35,924 --> 01:12:37,323
I thought you said
your name was Frank.
1094
01:12:37,325 --> 01:12:39,125
Shut up, Bullwinkle!
Okay, Frank.
1095
01:12:39,127 --> 01:12:41,211
As we speak,
1096
01:12:41,212 --> 01:12:43,296
ninety-nine percent of the country is
slobbering in front of the television.
1097
01:12:43,298 --> 01:12:45,765
What's so strange about that?
Listen to me!
1098
01:12:45,767 --> 01:12:49,669
We haven't heard from Karen, I think
she and Rocky are in terrible danger.
1099
01:12:49,671 --> 01:12:50,903
You've got to get to New York!
1100
01:12:50,905 --> 01:12:52,372
I thought this was New York.
1101
01:12:52,374 --> 01:12:55,675
No, Bullwinkle,
that's Washington out there!
1102
01:12:55,677 --> 01:12:58,878
That's Washington! Really?
1103
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,314
Where's that little white wig
he always wears?
1104
01:13:01,316 --> 01:13:02,982
It's no use.
1105
01:13:05,186 --> 01:13:08,888
Fearless Leader's speech starts
in less than two minutes.
1106
01:13:08,890 --> 01:13:11,324
There's no way anyone
could get there in time now.
1107
01:13:11,326 --> 01:13:13,192
Oh, butterballs!
1108
01:13:13,194 --> 01:13:15,194
If only there were some way
of transmitting
1109
01:13:15,196 --> 01:13:17,230
computer-generated
animated characters
1110
01:13:17,232 --> 01:13:21,034
across great distances
in the blink of an eye.
1111
01:13:21,036 --> 01:13:22,969
Bullwinkle! That's it!
1112
01:13:22,971 --> 01:13:24,337
It is?
1113
01:13:24,339 --> 01:13:26,873
Yes, it's our only chance!
1114
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,841
We're gonna e-mail you
to Karen in New York.
1115
01:13:28,843 --> 01:13:31,944
Well, okay, but don't you think
she'd rather get flowers?
1116
01:13:31,946 --> 01:13:33,880
Just shut up and hold on!
1117
01:13:33,882 --> 01:13:36,816
Okay! One, two...
1118
01:13:36,818 --> 01:13:38,217
Three!
1119
01:13:39,888 --> 01:13:41,888
And squeezing intothe scanner drive,
1120
01:13:41,890 --> 01:13:45,758
Bullwinkle found himself inside
the presidential computer.
1121
01:13:49,297 --> 01:13:51,347
But back at RBTV,
1122
01:13:51,348 --> 01:13:53,398
Fearless Leader's deadlycountdown had just begun.
1123
01:13:53,401 --> 01:13:58,871
...15, 14, 13, 12...
1124
01:14:00,709 --> 01:14:03,276
And that's when Bullwinklesnapped into action.
1125
01:14:03,278 --> 01:14:06,045
Look, Frank, Solitaire.
1126
01:14:06,047 --> 01:14:10,316
I'm sorry, Bullwinkle,
we don't have time for that.
1127
01:14:10,318 --> 01:14:13,019
With the cool agilityof a jungle cat,
1128
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,721
our heroic moose grabbed the
corners of the e-mail envelope
1129
01:14:15,724 --> 01:14:17,857
and hung on forthe ride of his life.
1130
01:14:17,859 --> 01:14:19,859
...eight, seven...
1131
01:14:22,163 --> 01:14:25,798
While time stoodvirtually still at RBTV,
1132
01:14:28,002 --> 01:14:30,369
Bullwinkle surfedthe information superhighway
1133
01:14:30,371 --> 01:14:32,205
on his way to save the day.
1134
01:14:32,207 --> 01:14:34,474
Look, I'm hanging four!
1135
01:14:53,862 --> 01:14:55,495
Surf's up, dude!
1136
01:14:56,498 --> 01:15:00,233
Hang on, Rocky! I'm coming!
1137
01:15:03,438 --> 01:15:06,439
Bullwinkle found himselfinside the RBTV computer.
1138
01:15:06,441 --> 01:15:08,063
...five...
1139
01:15:08,064 --> 01:15:09,686
You've got mail!
1140
01:15:09,687 --> 01:15:11,309
With only seconds left to spare
and no idea how to get out...
1141
01:15:11,312 --> 01:15:13,513
...four...
Bullwinkle, hurry up!
1142
01:15:13,515 --> 01:15:14,914
Click on something.
1143
01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:17,016
- Minesweeper?
- ...three...
1144
01:15:17,018 --> 01:15:20,003
Print! Print!
1145
01:15:20,004 --> 01:15:22,989
And using his brain, Bullwinkle
activated the Print icon.
1146
01:15:22,991 --> 01:15:25,057
But was he in time?
1147
01:15:25,059 --> 01:15:26,526
...one.
1148
01:15:26,528 --> 01:15:28,294
Fearless Leader!
1149
01:15:29,197 --> 01:15:30,863
My fellow Americans,
1150
01:15:30,865 --> 01:15:33,132
say hello to Fearless Leader.
1151
01:15:33,802 --> 01:15:35,201
Hello!
1152
01:15:38,072 --> 01:15:40,940
- You are tired, America.
- You are getting very sleepy.
1153
01:15:40,942 --> 01:15:44,443
Your mind is mush.
You need help.
1154
01:15:44,445 --> 01:15:48,481
Yes, America, you need me
to run your country.
1155
01:15:48,483 --> 01:15:50,850
You really need me!
1156
01:15:50,852 --> 01:15:53,252
So vote for me as your leader!
1157
01:15:53,254 --> 01:15:55,955
Vote for Fearless Leader!
1158
01:15:55,957 --> 01:15:59,225
We will vote
for Fearless Leader.
1159
01:15:59,227 --> 01:16:01,494
I will vote
for Fearless Leader.
1160
01:16:01,496 --> 01:16:05,364
Yes, America, I will bringorder to the government.
1161
01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:08,401
This country will finally have
a president you can respect.
1162
01:16:08,403 --> 01:16:10,225
Look, is Moose!
1163
01:16:10,226 --> 01:16:12,048
And no sooner had Bullwinkleemerged from the printer
1164
01:16:12,049 --> 01:16:13,871
than his mighty antlersmomentarily jammed
1165
01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:17,376
the quality control signal,
reversing the vegetation process
1166
01:16:17,378 --> 01:16:21,113
and bringing Karen and Rockymiraculously back to life.
1167
01:16:23,518 --> 01:16:27,453
Yes, ever since I was a little
sketch growing up in Pottsylvania,
1168
01:16:27,455 --> 01:16:29,889
I dreamed of ruling the world.
1169
01:16:29,891 --> 01:16:32,592
Fearless Leader,
Moose is loose!
1170
01:16:33,862 --> 01:16:35,394
Get them!
1171
01:16:37,999 --> 01:16:39,332
Go, go!
1172
01:16:40,568 --> 01:16:42,134
Now, where were we?
1173
01:16:42,136 --> 01:16:45,538
Yes. I always knew I would
rule the world someday.
1174
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:48,341
That's exactly
what I'm going to do.
1175
01:16:55,483 --> 01:17:00,119
So vote for Fearless Leader, and
make a little boy's dream come true.
1176
01:17:01,956 --> 01:17:05,892
We will vote
for Fearless Leader.
1177
01:17:05,894 --> 01:17:08,561
Once I am elected,
there will be an end to chaos.
1178
01:17:08,563 --> 01:17:10,363
There will be discipline.
1179
01:17:10,365 --> 01:17:14,000
Because I'm going to run this
country like a well-oiled machine.
1180
01:17:14,002 --> 01:17:18,638
I guess you could call me a neat freak,
but we all have our little foibles.
1181
01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:22,174
That tingles!
1182
01:17:23,678 --> 01:17:26,646
I'll be the President.
1183
01:17:26,648 --> 01:17:30,516
And with a single voice,
America will say...
1184
01:17:37,358 --> 01:17:40,159
Go on, Rock! Wrap it all up!
1185
01:17:56,377 --> 01:18:00,680
Okay, Karen! Bullwinkle,
finish the speech!
1186
01:18:02,350 --> 01:18:06,419
Good evening, America.
Bullwinkle Moose here, saying...
1187
01:18:06,421 --> 01:18:08,220
Forgot my line.
1188
01:18:08,222 --> 01:18:12,291
Just tell them to turn off the TV
and vote for whoever they want.
1189
01:18:12,293 --> 01:18:15,428
Turn off your TV
and vote for whoever you want.
1190
01:18:15,430 --> 01:18:20,166
And whoever wins the election, replant
the forest in Frostbite Falls!
1191
01:18:20,168 --> 01:18:24,370
And sure enough, all across America,
RBTV viewers turned off their sets
1192
01:18:24,372 --> 01:18:28,074
and faced the difficult question of
who they actually wanted to vote for.
1193
01:18:36,517 --> 01:18:39,819
And the moment the machinehad been destroyed,
1194
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:43,122
the three vegetables from the FBI
immediately resumed their human form.
1195
01:18:44,092 --> 01:18:46,125
Thanks, Agent Sympathy.
1196
01:18:54,736 --> 01:18:57,436
Freed at last fromFearless Leader's evil grasp,
1197
01:18:57,438 --> 01:19:00,306
even the Pottsylvanianspies rejoiced.
1198
01:19:02,643 --> 01:19:04,577
Well, we won't be
needing this anymore.
1199
01:19:04,579 --> 01:19:06,312
Yeah!
1200
01:19:06,314 --> 01:19:08,280
That reminds me,
1201
01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:10,716
I should e-mail that nice Frank
and thank him for his help.
1202
01:19:10,718 --> 01:19:12,451
Bullwinkle, no!
1203
01:19:27,467 --> 01:19:29,567
And so the three villains were
launched up into the Internet,
1204
01:19:29,570 --> 01:19:32,505
where they wouldbe heard from no more.
1205
01:19:37,311 --> 01:19:40,613
And so it came to pass that the
election took place as planned.
1206
01:19:40,615 --> 01:19:43,215
Yes, Rocky and Bullwinklewere stars once again,
1207
01:19:43,217 --> 01:19:46,185
and RBTV changed its namefrom Really Bad Television
1208
01:19:46,187 --> 01:19:48,521
to Rocky and BullwinkleTelevision.
1209
01:19:48,523 --> 01:19:50,489
What's the difference?
1210
01:19:50,491 --> 01:19:54,060
Sir, there's one thing
I still don't understand.
1211
01:19:54,062 --> 01:19:58,397
Why did you pick me for this mission?
I mean, I'm clearly not FBI material.
1212
01:19:58,399 --> 01:20:02,468
FBI material is what gets
the job done, Ms. Sympathy.
1213
01:20:02,470 --> 01:20:04,503
If you needed an agent
to work with a cartoon
1214
01:20:04,505 --> 01:20:06,505
moose and squirrel,
who would you send?
1215
01:20:06,507 --> 01:20:10,276
Someone tough,
hard-boiled and cynical?
1216
01:20:10,278 --> 01:20:14,680
Or one of those soft, squishy,
lovey-dovey, idealistic types?
1217
01:20:16,484 --> 01:20:18,150
Yes, sir.
1218
01:20:18,152 --> 01:20:19,685
Thank you, sir.
1219
01:20:19,687 --> 01:20:21,187
I think.
1220
01:20:21,189 --> 01:20:22,688
Affirmative.
1221
01:20:26,294 --> 01:20:28,127
Oh, by the way,
1222
01:20:29,831 --> 01:20:31,464
good work.
1223
01:20:47,148 --> 01:20:49,715
Well, I really want to thank
you guys for everything.
1224
01:20:49,717 --> 01:20:51,617
And I really,
1225
01:20:53,221 --> 01:20:54,787
well, I really...
1226
01:20:54,789 --> 01:20:59,658
I'd really like to say that I
think we made a great team.
1227
01:20:59,660 --> 01:21:03,262
I'd really like to say that I
think we made a great team.
1228
01:21:03,264 --> 01:21:08,134
And if it hadn't been for you,
I never would have learned...
1229
01:21:08,136 --> 01:21:11,537
And if it hadn't been for you,
I never would have learned...
1230
01:21:11,539 --> 01:21:13,606
...that what you believe in
when you're young,
1231
01:21:13,608 --> 01:21:16,342
can still be true
when you grow up.
1232
01:21:16,344 --> 01:21:18,677
Please don't make me say that.
1233
01:21:18,679 --> 01:21:20,613
You gotta say it!
1234
01:21:20,615 --> 01:21:24,350
Who is she talking to?
You got me, Rock.
1235
01:21:24,352 --> 01:21:26,619
...that what you believe in
when you're young,
1236
01:21:26,621 --> 01:21:29,355
can still be true
when you grow up.
1237
01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:34,426
Anyway,
1238
01:21:34,428 --> 01:21:36,629
thanks for the adventure.
1239
01:21:50,344 --> 01:21:51,644
So long.
1240
01:21:52,847 --> 01:21:54,513
Where are you going?
1241
01:21:55,716 --> 01:21:57,183
Um...
1242
01:21:57,185 --> 01:21:58,784
The movies.
1243
01:22:01,389 --> 01:22:02,788
Of course!
1244
01:22:02,790 --> 01:22:04,723
The movies! The movies!
1245
01:22:43,464 --> 01:22:44,563
Hi.
1246
01:22:45,299 --> 01:22:46,865
Sorry I'm late.
1247
01:22:47,768 --> 01:22:49,602
That's okay.
1248
01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:18,464
And as Karen and Olefinally went to the movies,
1249
01:23:18,466 --> 01:23:20,799
back in Frostbite Fallsthe President carried out
1250
01:23:20,801 --> 01:23:24,737
the post-hypnotic suggestionto replant the animated trees.
1251
01:23:38,619 --> 01:23:41,787
Mama! Sonny boy!
1252
01:23:44,825 --> 01:23:47,726
Meanwhile,all was well with our heroes.
1253
01:23:47,728 --> 01:23:49,995
Rocky was his old self again.
1254
01:23:49,997 --> 01:23:54,066
I'll never forget our trip to New
York to visit President Washington!
1255
01:23:54,068 --> 01:23:57,469
And so was Bullwinkle.
1256
01:23:57,471 --> 01:24:00,673
Yes, glad to be home in their
revitalized little town,
1257
01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:03,575
Rocky the flying squirreltook a well-deserved joyride
1258
01:24:03,577 --> 01:24:06,645
through the sunny skiesof Frostbite Falls!
1259
01:24:21,762 --> 01:24:23,529
Bye! Bye-bye!
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