All language subtitles for Summer time fun (1972)

Dummy...dummy...dummy...

C'mon, it's over.

Time to kick out the jams.

Summer time fun.

Dummy...dummy...dummy...
dummy

Quit it with the ball peen
hammer imitation.

Here's Bonnie.

-Where?
-There.

Hi, Bonnie!

Bobby, I've been looking for you.
You didn't sign my yearbook.

Same here.

Here you go.

"To the girl who's meant the most
to me all through high school.

Love, Bobby."

That's really sweet, Bobby.

I gotta go. I'll see you, okay?

What did she write?

"To the funniest guy in third
period study hall. Bonnie."

Very romantic.

Tonight's the night, fellas!
The sacrifice of the virgins

Not so loud!

Time to go to the drug store
and get you fitted.

Eight o'clock

Bravo, Bravo, let's go!
We're running late.

Not too much. She'll slide off.

C'mon. We're going to
a whorehouse.

We're not getting married here.

What the hell you got in there?

These are the old
"Johnny Walker Black."

I stole it from my dad. The stuff's
so good he never drinks it.

Go ahead. It'll cool your nerves.

You know what this stuff.

Come on. Let's go. I wanna brush
my hair. Yeah. Later. Later.

This is it! This is it!

I don't know about this, guys.

My stomach doesn't feel so good,
you know.

- How about another night?
- I think you should go.

Oh, Billy

For these two we have the
graduation present.

So? Which one is your brother,
Jack?

Right here, over here.
That's me!

A real eager beaver.

For you we have Louisa.

First time up at the plate,
right, Jack?

Yes, but I'm out to win
rookie of the year.

And now for you,

we have something
very very special.

Anna-Maria.

Give me your hand, Jack.

Okee dokey.

- Up against the wall.
- All right.

There you go.

What's going on?

You'll see.

Oh, boy, this is gonna be
really wild

- Now give me your other hand.
- all right.

Are you sure about this?

Maybe
this is a little advanced for me.

Don't worry. It'll Be wonderful.

You like it?

Are you ready, Jack?

Oh yes, I'm ready!

Oh my god!

So am I.

Come over here my little bambino.

Climb it up.

How does it feel?

Wonderful. But wouldn't it be
better if I was untied?

But your brother wanted you
to have the full treatment.

- Is it good?
- Oh. Yes.

Do you like surprises?

Oh yeees.

Good.

This is wild.

Bambino wake up! Wake up!
Oooh!

Billy, what kind of weirdo did you
set me up with in there?

I almost got killed!

- Hey, I didn't know, alright?
- Yeah, yeah...

well, next time do a little
legwork, will you?

This is ridiculous.
I don't believe it.

You can't even get laid
in a whorehouse.

Did you have a good time?

Maria, Fruit. Salad. Lunch.

Rose bushes. Trim.

- Fruit. Salad. Lunch.
- Right.

- Aah, Manuel.
- Aaah, Rose bushes trim.

- Hi honey!
- Hi mom!

- where is dad mom?
- He is in the studies.

I am late for lunch.

Sit down, Bobby.

It's been quite a morning.
Mr. Simpson called from your school.

It seems that we've got a problem.

You flunked your French final

I've been on the phone to Yale...
They'll hold your place,

on one condition, that you
take a makeup exam.

The only catch is, you have to
do better than an eighty-fives.

I've already contacted
a language agency.

And as of tomorrow morning,

the best freelance French
teacher...in the city...

is going to be here.
She is gonna live here.

you will work... with her every day,

and I assure you...
you are going to pass that exam.

I don't mind telling you,
this is damn embarrassing.

Hello, Bobby.
I'm Terry Green, your French tutor.

We going to be working
together this summer.

- I suppose we have to start today.
- Tomorrow is soon enough.

It's too soon for me.
How about next week.

- Oh, I am Sorry.
- One day" summer vacation.

Terrific.

In addition, if you succeed
and Bobby passes...

there will be a final bonus payment
of ten thousand dollars.

That's quite a bonus.

I want you as committed
to this as I am.

Now, I'd like this part of our
bargain to be just between us.

I don't want Bobby to know.
Understand?

Yes.

He is under enough pressure
already. God knows he's been...

a great disappointment to me.

His attitude, his grades...

I had to pull quite a few strings to
get him into Yale. And now this.

What is so important about Yale?

Because I went there.

And being a Yalie was just about the
finest memory I ever had in my life.

- I want the same for Bobby.
- What does Bobby want?

He's too young to know
what he wants.

All I know is what I want and
that's for him to pass that exam.

Ok. The word ethua.
To be. Conjugation.

Bobby?

I hate this French crap.

Oui. You've got the picture.
I even hate French fries.

- Pommes frites.
- Yeah right. Pommes frites.

- Excellent pronunciation.
- Dumb luck.

Look, forget it. No way I'm going
to pass this exam.

We might as well just chuck it.

You pass. There isn't a student
made that I can't teach.

A little conceited, aren't you?

I'm very good.

What are you getting out of this?

A little money. A quiet place
to stay for a month or so.

Well how come you're not married?
Or have a boyfriend at least.

I don't think that's any of your
business, Bobby.

Hey, come on, give me a break.

I'm trying to learn about life
and love, here.

Okay. I had a boyfriend,
we broke up,

and I needed a place to stay.
Is that Okay

Well, how come you broke up?

This is none of your business.
Can we please do work.

I can tell, you're gonna work
me hard this summer.

That's my job, ne'st pas?

Okay, now if this doesn't work
out. there is always Mexico.

You'd get it down there,
for sure.

Oh no, I'm not going to Mexico.

You can catch all kinds
of diseases down there.

That's just if you drink the water,
you turkey.

- Yeah, same difference.
- There it is guys. Now be cool,

Remember I got you
covered, all right?

Oh boy. Oh boy.

She won't hurt you. No whips.
She promises.

Hey, Billy, I don't know about this.

Who wants to know. You guys are
about to get your lances waxed.

No big deal. Even when we
speak. Right at this second.

Millions of people are just
banging away like crazy

These are facts of life.

That's kind of awesome thought.

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

There she is...athletic?

I am on my break. Let's do it.

We'll be in the bar
across the street.

Save some for me!.

I've only got ten minutes.

Ten minutes?

I got a Chrysler 'cause it has
the biggest back seat.

Nice.

Aw shit!!
What's wrong? - It's my boyfriend.

Your Boyfriend!? - Well...actually...
...we're engaged to be married.

He HATES when i do this.

The last guy he caught me with...
he dragged behind his bike in chains!

Oh shit! - Oh don't worry,
it was only over dirt!

Sylvia.

Sylvia.
Where is he?

I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna tear out his eyeballs!

I'm gonna rip off his arm and
beat him to death with it.

I want that son of a bitch!

There's the little prick!

Say your prayers, Boy.
You're about to meet Jesus.

That's not him! That's not him!
That's not him!

- It's not me! It's not me!
It's not me! - You sure?

Of course I'm sure. I wouldn't ball
that lamb even for money!

Thank you!

Hay, was it as good as I said?
Did I cover you or what?

Let's go. Come on.

Okay, here you go.
Try these, fifteen minutes.

Starting... now.

Bobby, get to work.

Okay

I'm going to go get a drink.
Do you want anything?

- No thanks.
- Ok, I'll be right back.

Bobby, where are you?

Oh, boy. No work?

I can't leave you alone
for a second.

Here. It looks like you
could use this.

Thanks.

Okay, get to work.

It's too hot.

Bobby, will you just
do the test, please.

It's really way too hot...

- Now that's better.
- I take it this is a study break?

Great idea.
I'm glad you thought of it.

All right then. Teacher gets
to take a break too.

Where did you learn to speak
French so well?

I went to college in France.

I knew it. Nobody can learn to
speak French in California.

Spanish, maybe. French, no way.

- I should've taken Spanish.
- Why didn't you?

My Dad thought it was a good idea.

He wants me to study
international law at Yale.

Oh yeah? You do everything
your father wants you to do?

No. Not always.

If I had my way I'd go to UCLA
and study astronomy.

I'm sorry...

But you know I'm not hired here as a
guidance counsellor. And no matter...

what school you go to you'll
need to pass that test, so please.

How old are you?

- Would you stop stalling?
- Forty?

- Forty-five? Twenty-five?
- Twenty nine.

- Have you been married?
- No.

Engaged?

- Yes and no.
- You lived with a guy, right?

- This last guy you just broke up
with, huh? - Bobby,

I wish you were as good at French
as you are at Twenty Questions.

Vingt questions.

Tres bien. Get to work.

You pervert

I promised her a ride home..

Well, how are things going
between you and your tutor?

Okay.

Have you tried to
score with her yet?

Come on, Jack,
what are you kidding?

I know I would've scored
with her by now.

Just you and her...
Alone, by the pool...

Yeah, I would've been there
and beck a few times by now.

Jack, you don't believe your
own bullshit, do you?

And I'm going to hit
the ceiling tonight.

- It's only an eighty.
- Hey, come on,

an eighty up from a fifty seven
is pretty good for two week.

Yeah, but you've to get five
points if it was the real test.

No backing out now.

You promised a celebration lunch
if I even broke seventy.

- You had this planned.
- Of course.

Not only lunch but now you
have the rare opportunity

to practice your new
vocabulary under fire.

Great.

Now, I'm going to teach you a skill
that all young men should know.

What's that?

- The art of tasting wine.
- Sounds vital.

It's where you can impress all the
girls before you seduce them.

Now it sounds life or death.

First thing you do is...
sniff the bouquet.

Then you take a healthy sip, and
you move it around your mouth

so that the tongue can test it
from all sides. Like so.

You're not supposed to gargle,
Can't take you anywhere.

So, Cindy, put through all my
calls to Le Rendezvous.

I'm trying to close the condo deal.

Be very careful. She's an
absolutely flawless classic.

Yes, sir.

Not a scratch. Okay, my man?

Right, sir.

Pierre, how are you?

My table over here?

Roger hi. - Ed.

Oh, no. Anything but this.

Where have you been?
Why did you disappear?

Why haven't you called me?
I've been looking for you for weeks.

Why do you want me to
say this again? It's over

It can't be over. You just get up
and walked out. Not a word, nothing.

I don't know what you want me
to say, It's just not fair!

Fair? One day you're living
with me and the next day

you disappear without a goodbye.
And you're talking about fair?

Monsieur Sylvester. There is a
telephone call for you.

I'll call back.

But your secretary says
it is an emergency.

Yes Cindy, put him through.

Hello, Sid...

I just talked with Miller and if you
want those condos they'll cost you

two hundred K a piece..

I love you, Terry.
Forget what happened.

That's over, honey.
I can change.

Sid, the price is right.
He'll take one third down.

The terms are terrific.

- Yeah, that's right.
- Let's go.

No problem.
Wait, Terry don't go.

I said I love you.
Doesn't that mean anything?

I wanna be with you!
I wanna be with you forever!

How can you turn down
an offer like that?

You'll be turning over a half million
profit in eighteen months, goddamnitl

Would you just wait a second,
Terry? Talk to me.

No, not you, Sid. Is your name
Terry, for Christ sakes?

Goddamnit, Sid. Just take
the bloody deal.

Would you just talk to me? I can't
keep this up, I gave up jogging.

Who is this kid? Are you teaching
nursery school or what?

Nice night for a stroll, huh, Bobby.

I couldn't sleep...
I had my telescope out.

You shouldn't spy on people.
It's not fair.

Bobby? Would you look at me.

It's okay. Just no more spying.
Is that understood?

Okay. Go to bed.

Well, this way boys, over there. Oh
this is gonna look wonderful today.

Yes there is the place.

No, no... no... no I like it better
over there. Yes, that's it.

Yes, definitely over there.

No, wait please.

I think I like it where we tried
it the first time. Right here.

What do you think?

Oh, it's so hard to decide
without setting it all up.

It takes an hour to set this
tent up ma'am.

An hour?

Is that all?

Well maybe we could set it up
in all the places I picked.

What do you think?

- Hi mom.
- Hi honey. - Where's Terry?

She went for a drive. She said
she'll be back for your lesson.

- A drive? With who?
- A man.

Honey, you know that tent we
have for your birthday...

Where do you think
we should set it up?

Over there... Over there...
Or over here?.

- I think it looks fine, right here.
- Oh, fine.

Thank you honey. Ok boys.
Set it up. Right here.

Wait! ... I am not sure.

Where were you?

- You're late.
- Not that late.

Hey, sport. Don't get so
bent out of shape.

I guess you and I got off on the
wrong foot. I'm Don Sylvester.

You know you almost made me
wrap my bike around that pole.

I'm sorry about that.

I was a desperate man,
though Bobby.

I couldn't let my girl get away
without a chase now, could I?

Well, I gotta go.

- Study time? You know?
- I'll be right there.

All right. Here you are.

Come on Bobby, what's that long face,
huh? Can you fetch us a smile?

Yeah, we got in this picture at
6:05 and there's not a blonde here

This'll never work, Billy.

Trust me and ye shall be delivered.

Look, the guy at the door
is a friend of mine.

These are just for show.
I've got you covered, huh?

Wonderful.

Bobby, you look like you're
going to a funeral.

What's the matter?

- Nothing. Let's go.
- All right. Common.

Oh shit! Duane's not here tonight

Billy, this will never do!
This will never do!

Too late now. Go for it!

Hey Blood! What's happenin', man?
All right, all right!

Please blood, please!

Don, it's Terry. Don?

And stay out, punks!

What the hell's wrong with you.
guys?

You're nuts to go jump into that
ring!

I couldn't help myself. They're the
most beautiful girls in the world.

Yeah, we're going to wait for them.
That blonde is crazy for me.

I could tell. When she was pinning
me, she was really getting off.

I'll be in the car.

Can you believe those guys?
They must be crazy!

Don't you get out of the car
you bastard

- I can explain...
- Come on!

You weren't supposed to be here.

I don't believe you're saying this!

Don't get out of the car.
I am going to cut it off....

- Excuse me girls.
- Aaaah!

We just want to tell you how
much we enjoy your work...

Well, if there is any way to
wrestle with you privately...

Also,

it may be of some interest to you
that I am unusually well endowed and

would be happy to demonstrate
that fact at any moment.

You little turds again.

I'm gonna break you in pieces.

I love her! I love her!

Put my dress back here!
I'm naked!

Hi, Terry!

Oh! Hi Bobby!

Mind if I sit down?

No, please!

So, it looks like things
didn't work out, huh?

No.

- You were right about him.
- What happened?

Let's just say one woman's
not enough for him.

I'm sorry to hear that..

Thanks.

Well, actually,
I'm glad you're here.

It's nice to be wanted somewhere.

What did you do tonight?

Nothing special.

We watched a couple of ladies roll
around in the mud and get all wet.

Sounds exciting.

It wasn't.

- I was thinking about you.
- What were you thinking?

I guess...I was jealous.

Hey, what's wrong?

Nothing...nothing. I got to go.

Terry, I'm really sorry this guy
hurt your feelings.

Thank you.

Robert, I've been looking for you
want to speak to you.

Yes, sir.

How long have I known you...

How long have your father and
I been business associates?

- All my life.
- That's right.

All your life. So...

You would say I have your
best interests at heart.

Yes, I would say that.

And I want to say one word
to you Robert. Just one word.

Computer chips.

Computer...

- Computer chips.
- That's two words.

It's the future. Never forget that.

- Hi boys.
- Hello.

- Oh, hello, hello Mrs. Crystal.
- Oh, thank you.

- Good punch?
- It's terrific!

It is the very best.

Thank you. Go easy,
it has a very heavy kick to it.

Oh, my, nice.

Now you want a little more
now don't you, Mrs. Crystal?

- No. No.
- O yes yes. Just a little.

Easy does it.

Terry!

May I speak with you.

- Sure. - Would you mind
refilling my drink for me.

Not at all. Its scotch, right?

That's right. And while it,
make one for yourself.

No, thank you.

So, how's Bobby doing?
Is he really applying himself?

He's doing great.
He's working very hard.

And you're very fond of him.

Yeah.

No, have a sit. Come on Sit here
and talk with me over my drink.

How's the party going?

Lively. That band
is really interesting.

I hate parties.
It's my wife's idea.

She has so few, I like to indulge
the occasion one she has.

Hey, can we cut through
this small talk, Terry?

I find you very, very attractive.

And to come right to the point,
I would like to sleep you.

It would be worth a great deal to me.

I'm afraid that's not possible.

- Really?
- Really.

Why not?

You see, I just don't like men

who think they can have anything they
want just because they have money.

Is that to the point enough to you.

Slut!

Hi.

Hi, Bonnie, how you been?

Good. You look terrific.

What did you do?

Nothing. Same old me.

No. There's somethin' different
You must be chasing some girl.

Who is she?

There's no one. How about you.
still seeing that college guy.

Biff? Sure.

Biff. C'mon, nobody's named Biff.

- I do Believe you're jealous.
- Baloney.

I love her. She's fantastic.

No. She hates you like poison.
She's always hated you.

Oh come on, she's crazy about me.

Sue Anne, would you care
to dance with me?

No thank you.

Then I suppose a blow job
completely out of the question.

- Hi.
- Well, Bobby,

I'm not sure this is right. I'm
worried you getting a wrong idea.

Like what?

Like this is more serious than it is.
I don't want you to get hurt. Okay.

Terry, don't worry about me. I am
not the sensitive, vulnerable type,

You're not. What type are you.

The lewd, crude,
couldn't give a dame type.

l Come on in before your
parents catch us.

And why, pray tell, are you
sneaking from my bed, sir?

Because my parents are gonna
to be up any minute now.

Terry.

Something I have to know before l go.

Yeah.

How am I doing?

I don't have anything to go on.

You know nothing to compare.

Bobby you're wonderful.

How about on a scale of one to ten.

You're a ten... well... you're nine
and a half, nobody is perfect.

- You gotta go.
- Yeah, right.

Son.

You better get up or you're
gonna be all stiff.

Thanks, Dad.

You pulled an all night.
I'm proud of you.

- But I think you better go to sleep.
- Good idea, Dad.

- What do you want?
- I'm here to see Terry.

- Get out of my way.
- She's not home.

I will see about that.

- I told you.
- I'll wait.

The hell you will. Look your
trespassing. Now get lost.

Don't make threats to me

I'm a third degree black
belt in Karate.

I know a hundred different ways
to bust you up in seconds.

Wait here.

I only know one way to squeeze
this trigger.

Hi!
What can I do for you?

I'm looking for a night gown
for my aunt.

If it's for your aunt, I'm afraid
you've come to the wrong place.

I suggest you Roebuck.

Well, actually it's for
my girlfriend.

Girlfriend. That's more like it.
Is she tall, short...

Skinny, fat, big bosom, flat chasted,
what's the story?

Medium size.
And very well put together

Oh, you are a diplomat, aren't you.

And how old is she?

Thirty.

Thirty? Not bad. Not bad.
A modern relationship. I like it.

I think I have just
the thing for you.

As you can see

a matching set of leather restrainers
and riding crop to go with it.

I think that's a little too much.

- Too much?
- Yeah.

Hi, Bobby.

Hi Bonnie.

Whatcha reading?

Nothing. Schoolwork.

What subject?

French.

Looks like fun.

Good night, Bobby. We'll be at
the Marshalls if you need us.

Good night, Mom.
You have good time.

Jack called earlier, are you gonna
to see him tonight?

I guess so. I don't know.

Well, whatever you do,
have good time.

I will.

Are you kidding with this?

Put your... put your knee, up there.

No human being can twist like that.

Where is my foot?

- Wait a second.
- Is that you?

- Is there someone else in you?
- That is the way.

- I don't think that's the....
- But that's in the book.

Don't believe everything you
read... just...

Bobby...

Making love has nothing to do
with those wild positions.

It's got to do with feelings.

And, honey, you definitely
got the feeling.

I don't know. I'm not sure I wanna
go to Stanford Law in the fall.

Maybe I should just go to Berkley
and take advantage of the institution.

Papa has his heart set on
Stanford..

All the boys have gone there.

All the same, I'm a bit partial to
being closer to San Francisco.

Good morning, Mrs. Chrystal.

Maria...you...Water...plant

Si...yes...water.

Manuel. Lawn. Mow?

Mow?

Que?

Cut? cut. cut,cut,cut. cut, cut...

Ah, si, cut. cut , cut,

Muy bien.

Oh, I just love talking Spanish.

Terry, guess what? They're goin
away for a whole weekend.

Now if I can only get rid of
Manual and Maria...

You make it sound like
a murder mystery.

Just give them the weekend off?

Great idea.
Now why didn't I think of that?

- Terry, you have to talk to me.
- Go away, it's over!

- Are you and this kid getting on?
- Get lost, you creep!

You stay out of this.

Terry, I love you.
You know you are the only one.

- Bugger off.
- Drop dead.

- Please leave us alone.
- Us? You two are making it.

- What if we are?
- I can't believe it.

Well, it's true. And he is ten
times the lover you are!

I'll kill you!

My baby. My baby.

My baby.

Thank God he's all right.

All right. Common now, let's pull
him out, it's such a beautiful day.

Raphael, would you put those
things in the trunk.

Darling, his name is Manuel.

Dear, what's the difference.

Raphael, Manuel, all right?

Keep your eye on the ball.

I love you...be a good boy.

Thank you, honey.

- Have a good time.
- Thank you.

No, no, that's it Raphael.
Put those down.

All right, son, It's all yours
now... Hold the fort.

Thanks dad.

Hey, Manuel, can I speak
to you for a second?

Si Senor.

Why not you and Maria
take the weekend off.

Come on, Manuel, knock it off.

I know you and Maria
speak perfect English.

How long have you known?

Couple of years.

It's all right.
Your secret safe with me.

Just take the weekend
off yourselves.

We will.

And, Bobby, gracias.

Hmmm, Bobby, you're wonderful.

Bobby. How long can
you keep that up.

As long as I want.

Billy, I don't see why we can't go
back to the whorehouse tonight.

Are you kidding?

You whacked all their stuff.
They'd shoot you on sight.

Picky, picky, picky.

There's always Mexico.

They could march you right
down main streets

to get ten dollar bill in your teeth
and your problem over.

No. I am not going to Mexico
No way Jose.

Mexico!

- Bobby.
- Hmmm.

What do you think your parents would
say if they could see us, right now

- They don't say anything.

I think they just hear the sounds.

Do you think, they suspect anything.

- No. I doubt it.
- Phew. That's good.

Because, some day I may have to
ask them for a referance, you know

- I'll give you one hell of a
reference. - I'm sure you would.

That's not going to help me
in teaching work.

Why you don't come
to collage with me.

I'm sure there's going to be
a lot of subjects

I'm going to have trouble with.

I only teach French.

Maybe I can major in French.
Who knows? If I study hard enough.

I could become a Frenchman.

Nope, after the summer
the tutoring stops.

All the tutoring?

Yes.

Don't say anymore...

Where's the wine?

So, Bobby,

Terry tells me that you have a heavy
crammed session this weekend.

Oh we have.

And you're ready for the exam
tomorrow?

I'm sure I'm dad.

I'm really happy about your
dedication Bobby.

- Dad. I've been thinking.
- Hmmmm.

What if I didn't go to Yale.

What if I went to UCLA instead.

All my friends are goin there and...

Bobby, there isn't any ambition
among your friends.

You're going to go to Yale and
make something of yourself.

But UCLA has a terrific
astronomy department...

Bobby, looking through a telescope,
it's my idea of how to become successful.

No, but it's a good way to
become an astronomer.

That's quite enough, Bobby.
I know...

it's gonna be tough at Yale.
But

it's only under pressure that you
find out what you're really made of.

It's going to make a man out of you.
Really.

So stiffen your resolve.

A good education is vital for
getting somewhere in this world

Let's not hear any more
talk about U. C. L. A.

or stargazing. Understand?

- Sure, Dad. No more star gazing
- Drink your milk.

To Finish. je finis, tu finis il finit
nous finissons vous finissez...

Et finis. You're ready.

No, no, Bobby.

Hey, come on, I'm tense.

I got to relax.
Big gain tomorrow you know.

See, that's just the point.

I don't want you to do
a scoring in bed.

Now should you to get up...
come on...

Get a good night's sleep and
the score on your exam.

And then?

And then, we'll see.

What happened?
What did you get?

Oh, Bobby tell me.

Ninety one.

Ninety-one!

Oh, that's great, ninety one.

Ninety one.

- Let's keep going.
- You're crazy.

No, I mean it. Let's go
San Francisco. I've got money.

We can't go to San Francisco.

Sure we can. Hey, I'm packin
a 132 dollars and 45 cents.

I already got reservation in Carmel.

Bobby, you gotta go back.

Too serious huh?

I just want to be alone with you
for a couple of days. That's all.

Is that so serious?

People do it all the time.

I've to get back to the house.
I have

a lot of loose ends
to tie up before I go.

Go? Go where?

I'm going to visit my
family in France.

France?

You haven't told me anything about
France. When did this come about.

I made the reservations last week
and I'm leaving tomorrow.

You going to France?

You never told you gone leave me?

Bobby, I'm not leaving you.

I'm going away, that's all.

- Same difference.
- No. No.

It's a very big difference.

Yeah. Either way you're leaving me.

Bobby, may I see you
for moment please?

Congratulations.

The school just called.
I'm very proud of you.

Thanks dad.

I now have the

bittersweet obligation
of having to pay

Miss Green that bonus
of ten thousand dollars.

Terry gets a ten thousand dollar
bonus because I passed?

She didn't tell you?

Maybe that's why she gave you
such special attention all summer.

People don't always do things
for best of motives, do they.

Bobby, sit down.
There more I want to say to you.

That's okay. You said quite enough.

- Listen to me.
- No! You listen to me.

All my life I've been
listening to you.

Now I've got something
I want to say

Drop it.

I'm going to UCLA this fall,
to stargaze.

That's where you'll find me.

Bobby, what happened?
What did he say?

Is it true that you get Ten thousand
dollars Because I passed.

That was your father's idea.
He insisted on it..

Not that you objected.

That's how you got the
ticket to France, right?

Yes, But... it has...

Why didn't you tell me?
because It has nothing to do with

Like hell it doesn't.

God, I should have seen
this coming all along.

Why didn't you just talk to me
at the beginning, huh?

How you could've made some
kind of arrangement. Like hooker!

How could you say that to me?

Bonnie.

Bobby, what are you doing here?

Bonnie, I have to talk with you.

All right, I'll be right out.

What's up?

Bonnie...

Will you go to the movies with me
on Saturday night?

Bobby, you came over here at
two o' clock in the morning

to ask me for the movies?

What do you expect me to do,
telephone?

Yeah, that's the way guys
usually do it.

- But the problem is I promised Biff...
- Forget Biff.

- Forget Biff?
- He's through. Finished.

- He is too old for you.
- Too old. He's only twenty.

Way too old.

Why don't you pick on
someone your own age?

Who is that?

Me for instance.

Bobby... you know you are like...

I'm sorry about what
I said yesterday.

I was stupid.

I'm sorry that I hit you.

I wish you would've shot me.

So where were you last night.
everyone was so worried about you.

I was over at Bonnie's.

Yeah, I think it's time for me to go.

Otherwise Bonnie is gonna have
big fight on her hands.

So, it's off to France.

You sure you don't want me
to come along?

Come like a translator.
For the tough words.

I think I'm going to win
this one on my own.

I'm going to forget you.

No, you are not.

No, I'm not.

I can hear the clock
measuring ecstasy.

Every sound inside a touch

I can hear the warm
music of you and me

It's the first time
We made love

The first time
We made love

Don't worry about it.

I'm not worried about it.

I mean, all that's gonna change
as soon as I get my license.

Of course, I don't have
a stack of credit cards

or a decent stereo or a fine set of wheels.

Or a mortgage or student loan payments
or lower-back pain.

Believe me, you got
a lot to look forward to.

Anyway, it's not about all that stuff...
Oh, give me that.

Just learn to be your true self.

My true self?

I'm talking to a guy who stole
his name off a coffee can.

Trust me on this, Patrick.

I used to be exactly like you.

I was a short, horny, hopeless dork.

And look at you now.

Well, I'm not short.

Hey, good luck on your date tonight, Max.

I mean it.

Thanks, Patrick.

You little shit.

Please, oh, please,
answer the door, Ryan.

The last thing I need
is to talk to this girl's father.

Max? Hello.
I'm Ryan's father.

Come on in.

Hi, sir.

You can call me Bob.

Listen, Ryan will be right down.

What can I get for you?

I'll take a Scotch and soda.

Sorry, Bob! Bad joke!

Just a soda.

Just soda.

Yeah, thanks.

You have a lovely home here.

Thank you.

Stop it. You're sounding like Eddie Haskell.

My hobby.

Sorry.

Just soda.

Thanks.

Ryan.

She's up there somewhere.

Well, don't let me take you
away from anything.

No, no, no.
It's all right.

I'm just finishing up some paperwork,

and this new tax code
has got me all screwed up.

Oh, yeah, tell me about it.

So are you taking
the standard deductions

or are you itemizing?

I'm itemizing.

Well, then, let's take a look here.

Okay, what about...

Oh, yeah, you got that one.

But what about this loss here?

You see, you can offset
the dividend income there.

Wow! I missed that.

Yeah, that's like...
that's like a thousand bucks right there.

you're in the same classes with Ryan?

- I am.
- Hi.

Oh, hi.

You guys getting along okay?

Great.

Good.

Okay. Ready?

Oh, listen, wait.

Ryan, I wanna treat you guys.

Here's some cash.

Really?

Really.

Great. Okay. See you later.

- Tell Mom I'll be home early.
- Okay, I will.

Nice meeting you, Bob... sir.

Boy, that was weird.

20 minutes ago, he was screaming
about the heating bill.

Oh, yeah?

I have good news.

I found out today.

University of lowa.
I got an early admission.

Oh, great! That's, uh...

That's terrific.

What about you?
Where are you gonna go?

I don't know yet.
I haven't heard.

- Allow me.
- Okay.

Iowa, huh?

Ever been there?

No.

I know it's where they grow potatoes.

Corn.

Yeah, I knew that.

Yeah.

Are you ready for the Jersey Jet?

I don't know.

Okay.

So, where are we going?

I leave it entirely in your hands.

It's your town.

Okay.

Where'd you get this car?

My mom drove it when she was in college.

Original brakes, original transmission.

You know, I still have my original feet.

Maybe we ought to walk.

Okay, come on.

You can do it, Max.
Okay, come on.

You can do it alone, Max.

Okay, come on.

Max! Max!

Thanks.

Max, do you need a hand?

Nah, I'm going good now.

Oh, watch out.

Okay.

- Yeah.
- Oh, Max.

You wanted mustard, right?

Actually, I like ketchup.

Oh, no, wait.

Here, I'll go get it.
Max, I'll go get it.

- It's okay.
- Thanks.

Everyone, clear the floor, please.

Your next number will be ladies' choice.

Couples.

Would you believe I haven't
been on skates in 15 years?

Yeah, I believe it.

Wait. That means the last time
you skated, you were two?

I wasn't even very good then.

Try bending your knees.
It'll help.

So, you come here often with Kevin?

Hardly ever.

He's very concerned about being cool.

Wait a minute.
You mean this isn't cool?

I'm outta here.

Get back here.

Where you're from,
do you have a girlfriend?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Well, I did.

We were together for three years

and came this close to getting married.

Really?

Yeah, she was my skating instructor.

You can see why we broke up.

Max!

Looks like you made
an real impression on my father.

Oh, yeah, he's terrific.

I think I broke one of his planes, though.

What about you?
What are your parents like?

I lost them in a car accident
when I was very young.

I was raised by my grandmother.

Max, I'm sorry.

Oh, no, it's okay.

Really, it is.

I'll drop you off at your house.

No. Actually, it's such a nice night,

I think I'll... I think I'll walk.

It's no problem.

No, actually. Right here.

Right here's fine. This corner.

- Right here?
- Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Well...

Well...

I had a great time.

Me, too.

So...

Is something wrong?

Actually, there is something
I have to tell you.

What is it?

I... think I'm coming down with a cold.

A cold?

Yeah, I'm very paranoid about germs.

Not me.

Bye, Max.

Bye, Ryan.

See you in school.

Yeah.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Over you

Cry...

Jesus! Patrick!

- I told you not to do that anymore!
- Sorry.

That must have been some date.

What's all the hubbub, bub?

G-men, that's all the hubbub, bub.

I'm in trouble, Patrick.
I got a real problem.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

I was expecting nothing,
but she's really wonderful.

I could look at her face the rest of my life.

The rest of your life
may not add up to much, pal.

And she likes me, too,
no question about it.

Do the words "statutory rape" ring a bell?

Hey, I was a perfect gentleman,

and believe me, it wasn't easy.

You should have jumped her
while you're still a free man.

Come on, I gotta show you something.
Come on, get up. Get up.

Come on.

Look.

- Bakey.
- Down.

Right now, there's two dozen
Efrem Zimbalist, Jrs.

eating cheese and crackers
in my living room.

You never saw so much polyester
in such a confined space.

- What are they doing here?
- You're such a smart guy.

Where are you getting
all your money from?

There's a bank machine over on...

Oh, my God, the bank machine!

It's all on the computer!

Luckily for you, they're looking
for Andrew, not Max.

Oh, yeah. I guess
the prison accommodations

just aren't gonna do it.

I got that covered.

Come on.

Lead on, Rambo.

Crying

Over you

Crying

Over you

Patrick.

It's not a rap song.

I don't believe this.
You got keys to this joint?

Well, my mom's the school nurse.

I got the run of the place.

You may find this amazing, Patrick,

but there was a time
when I wanted to be a teacher.

As a matter of fact, that's what it said
in my first high school yearbook.

Really?

Why would someone wanna
work so hard and get paid so little?

Well, money's not that important.

This girl really got to you.

I mean, you're delirious.

Well, look, I'd better get back
before the G-men start asking questions.

Oh, by the way,
Dr. Gusick's office...

- Yeah, the shrink?
- Right.

It's got a really nice couch.
I mean, plush Naugahyde.

- You can sleep there.
- Yeah, I know.

I spent some time on it last week.

Well, here.

You gonna be okay?

Yeah.

Thanks, Patrick.

Crying

Over you

Crying

The doctor is out.

Testing.

Calling all cars.
Calling all cars.

Be on the lookout
for a white male Caucasian.

Age unknown.

This is President Maxwell

coming to you live
from the Oval Office.

And I don't have a pass.

Teachers...

where are your passes?

Wow!

Teachers, I wanna see
some changes around here.

Now, class?
Way too long.

Come on, you can sort out
the major points in 15 minutes.

Be real.

Out goes the dress code.

Well, he wants to take his time.

He's romantic.
I think it's sweet.

I don't think it's sweet.

I think it's suspicious.

Ryan!

I pledge allegiance to the flag

of the United States of America

and to the republic for which it stands,

one nation, under God, indivisible,

with liberty and justice for all.

We'll have the venison
and the pheasant, please.

Okay, let's talk for
a moment about roaches.

Can we get the shop class
to start building a few motels?

You got a real problem here.

Thank you.

- You approve?
- Yes!

Pierre, the wine list, please?

And in the future,

report cards will be given
by students to teachers.

And that's just the beginning.

I am for progressive education.

So watch out.

What are you doing
sneaking around in here?

You're the...
You're the janitor.

Custodial engineer.

Ezzard Williams.

And you're Mad Max.

I've seen you in here
every night for weeks, boy.

This is a high school,
not a Holiday Inn.

Tell me about it.

Ezzard...

you got any more of that stuff?

Hell, come on.

I ain't supposed to be in here, either.

Getting pretty good on these things, boy.

Thanks.

So...

you're an ex-boxer, huh?

You don't get a nose like this

mopping high school hallways.

There, that's one of me.

Sparring with Hurricane Jackson.

Steel Pier.
Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Still got the fast hands.

Quick combination.

Get away. Get away. Stop it.

But I had to quit the ring.

Tried working the corner.

Couldn't dig that, though.

But you find other things to do.

One thing I can smell
with all of this is bullshit.

Hiding out, sneaking around,

tearing down your own posters.

I've been watching you.

Now, who are you, boy?

Well, Ezzard...

You are looking at a wanted man.

You don't say.

You don't get a nose
like this breaking stocks.

I'm a stockbroker, damn it!

What is in this stuff?
This has a lot of poof in it.

These high school kids...

Have you noticed this?
They're so...

Am I crazy?

They seem so young.

You're the guy they're looking for
in the newspaper

from up there in Boston.

You're him!

How you like that?

I don't.

Here's to you, Max.

Or whoever you are.

Ezzard. Ezzard,
why are you living here?

Don't these people pay you?

Sure, but I'm moving next year.

My buddy Red and me,

we gonna open us a donut franchise
in San Diego, California.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, a Donut Castle.

I love do...

Okay. Okay.

Red's already out there,
so I'm trying to save up my money.

- How have you got it invested?
- Savings account.

- A passbook?
- Yeah.

Ezzard, we gotta sit you down, dude.

There's stock, bonds, high-yield CDs,

American Drainpipe.

Don't you worry about me.
Come on.

I don't like giving stock tips anyway.

Where are we going?

You can pretty well set yourself up in here
and not worry about being seen.

Thanks, Ezzard.

You should sleep like a lump of coal in here.

Good night, Ezzard.

- American Drainpipe.
- Yeah, Max.

American Drainpipe.

Hey, I've been reading all the stock pages
you've been leaving around.

It's interesting.

Hey, mac.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

What's the matter?

I don't believe it.

Ahern... They brought him to the stand,

and he refused to answer
any of their questions.

He clammed up.

What, cat got his tongue?

Yeah.

Cat named Kapados.

Yo, Max!

Hey, hey, Maxwell, guess what.

You are not the only one with a date.

Yeah, that's great.

By then, I'll have it.

I'll have my driver's permit.

Yo, wake up, Max.
This is major shit.

It was so simple.

I just got the girl on the line and said,
"Yo, baby, you and me, Friday night.

Be there. Period."

She said yes.
It was unbelievable.

Hey, check out the 'do, Max.

Clinton went to work on my head.

You like?

Oh, yeah. It's great.

Listen, man, I'm outta here.

I got some serious campaigning to do.
Later, man.

What's the problem?

Patrick, I can't take this anymore.

What are you talking about?

Hey, you're Mr. Popularity, man.

Everyone's gonna be
out there voting for you.

I keep thinking about
Rodriguez and Pratt.

I haven't slept in weeks.

Take my advice.
Just start boning up for the S.A.T.s.

Mr. O'Roarke, I'd like a word with you.

What do you think?

Do you expect to win Tuesday?

I've got my doubts.

Good old Clinton's been all over school
drumming up support for Max.

You never know.

Support can come from
very unexpected quarters.

I'm the chairperson
of the Tellers Committee.

We count the ballots.

Ms. Billings...

Now, I would love to chat with you,

but I have so-called
"parent conferences" all afternoon.

That's nice, Ms. Billings,
really, but I don't want...

Honey, save the gratitude.

I'll just put the kettle on.

- You can come right through here.
- Thank you.

You would call immediately

if you were to hear
from Andrew, wouldn't you?

Did you say you wanted tea?

Did you, Mrs. Morenski, hear from him?

It's important.
Please. Think.

Did I?

Oh, yes, he did call.

Very good.

Now, can you tell me when?

Did he say where he was?

Honey Boy said that he was in his office.

That's downtown on State Street.

He's got his own window.

What do you call him?

Honey Boy.

He hasn't been in his office for weeks.

Inspector... What was the name again?

Richardson.

Did I tell you that
I knew a Richardson once

when I lived in...

Where was it?

Providence, I believe.

Frankie Richardson.

I was very young.

Andrew? When did he call?

It wasn't Andrew.
I have other grandchildren.

It must have been...

I can't recall now.

I'll just get the tea.

Are all these photos of your family?

Yes. Yes, they are.

Are they close by?

I hardly ever see them.

What's that thing called?

Whiplash.

That looks really uncomfortable.

It is.

Look, Mr. Lessig,

maybe this isn't the best time
for me to take my test.

Get in.

Start your engine.

You think that maybe we could
at least talk about this a little?

Kevin, we've said all there is
to say, haven't we?

No. Ryan, what's with you?

I've never seen you act like this before.

Ryan.

Tell... Ryan, look, I'm telling you.

You're acting like an idiot
behaving like this.

Because we're not going out anymore?

No, because you trust Hauser, don't you?

- Yeah. So what?
- Yeah, so where's he from?

I happened to be in the office yesterday,

and I looked up a couple of things.

You what?

- Where did he tell you he was from?
- He's from Boston.

That's not what it said in his file.

It said he was from Texas.

Well, they made a mistake.

Kevin, I can't believe you spied on him.

Hey, Ryan, all I'm telling you
is you better not trust the guy.

I know something's funny.

I checked my mirror.

I did everything right, theoretically.

I wish there was some way
I could talk to Ahern,

maybe see what happened.

My life is over.

My life isn't in that terrific shape, either.

I know my bathroom cabinet.

There's no razor, no Valium, nothing.

There's a full jar of chewable Flintstones.

- It's a large jar.
- Patrick, come on!

What kind of problem is this?

Cool it, okay?

I waited ten years for this day.

So? You can take it again.

Sure, just like that.

Listen, I got serious problems, all right?

To you they're serious.

You're always such a wiseguy.
Everything with you is a joke.

Everything is negative.

You spend so much time
worrying about yourself.

Who are you worrying about, Maxwell?

It's a little different.
Nobody's trying to kill you.

All right, forget it.

You got your troubles
and I got mine, okay?

So why don't you have a little perspective
and maybe grow up a little?

Me grow up?

I'm not the one pretending to be a kid.

I'm not the one running away
from something.

You think my life is so easy.

You don't know anything about my life.

I used to be exactly like you.

Right, used to be.

Now you're the average,
middle-aged guy

running for senior class president,
seducing a girl half your age.

Yeah. And it's easy for you
to tell Billings to go eat shit.

The rest of us have
to worry about graduating.

By the way, I don't exactly
live to do your homework.

Okay, wait!
Let's get something straight here!

I am not middle-aged!

Fine! Let's get something else straight!

You're not the one who almost
killed their driving instructor

and then drove
a brand-new Dodge broadside

into a whole van full of nuns!

I did!

Nuns.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you failed your test.

I'm sorry about a lot of things.

God, I hated high school the first time.

Now I know why.

Well, at least we agree on something.

Let me give you a little advice
about your date tonight, okay?

Forget about Lessig.
Just have a good time.

What is she supposed to do,
ride on my handlebars?

- This is humiliating.
- Meet her at the movies, then.

- No, this is bad.
- Patrick!

All right, all right, I'm sorry.

Hey, what about you?
What's your problem?

Anything I can do?

Well, I'm almost 30,
and I'm still in high school.

And I hate it.

But I love Ryan.

And I want Kapados convicted,
but I don't wanna die.

Well, you're basically screwed.

Thanks.

Oh, and good luck tonight.

You, too.

Max?

Did you really lose
your parents in an accident?

I wouldn't make up something like that.

I didn't think you would.

Do you believe a person
has more than one life?

Reincarnation? I don't know.

I never really thought about it.

I wonder... I mean, if they're back,

where they'd be.

Your parents.

I bet someplace warm and peaceful.

It's really funny that you would say that

because when I was...

I guess I had to be about four,

they took me on a vacation.

And, there's a picture of me and them,

and it's really...
really one of the last things

I remember about
when they were alive.

They took me swimming
around the shore and...

there was all this coral and...

You're very beautiful.

What's the matter?

I keep wondering who you are,

why you don't give me
your phone number,

why you never show me where you live.

Max, where do you go when you go home?

Home.

Okay.

You wanna see where I live?

Come on. I'll show you.

Come on.

First, I stayed at Patrick's, then here.

- Max, you could have said something.
- No.

No, I couldn't.

The people that are after me want me dead.

I was afraid to tell you.
I was afraid I might put you in danger.

They're still out there looking.

Everything I said to you...

Everything Max said was from my heart.

Andrew's heart.

What are you gonna do?

I can't hide here forever.

My grades aren't that good.

Andrew.

Not just a car full of nuns,

a whole van full of nuns.

I mean, the sisters were pretty cool,

but Lessig is Satan.

Die, Lessig.

Eat shit and die!

That's not him.

That must be her other grandson.

- Shall we follow him?
- Yeah.

He could be going to see Morenski.

I'm going into town.

So you didn't want to see the ending.

I hated that movie.
It was disgusting.

I know.
That's what I liked about it.

I thought the decapitation
was totally realistic.

Please.

What now?

Food?

I can't believe you can eat after that.

Besides, I'm on a diet.

That explains the small Diet Coke

and the large Milk Duds.

Look...

you're not having a bad time, are you?

I know where we should go.

The train yard.

The train yard?
That's deserted.

Oh, the train yard.

That's deserted.

- Shit.
- What?

Look, I don't have my...

Alpha. It's in the shop.

I should never have bought
an Italian sports...

It's okay. We can take mine.

This is yours?

My dad's.

He's in Hawaii till Sunday.

Bye-bye.

He just lets you borrow his jeep?

Not exactly.

Let's forget about the train yard.

Let's go to your house.

Fine with me, Patrick.

Here, you drive.

I failed Lessig's final, and I don't even
have a learner's permit.

That's a darn shame.

It looks like a stick.

I think.

Where'd you get this sound system?

So, did you ever think
about wearing contacts?

My parents have a Jacuzzi.

How do you work the lights in this thing?

It's...

Sorry.

I can't see a thing,

and I put my glasses
down a second ago.

I can't...

Don't worry.
I'm doing fine, trust me.

Oh, no.

Two hands...
it's a waste of an entire hand.

I had no idea you were
such a confident driver.

You just can't see a thing, huh?

Well, everything past 3 inches
in front of my face is a total blur.

No kidding. A total blur?

Why are you stopping?

Patrick?

We're gonna do a little test.

You tell me when you can see me.

Hiya, chief.

I hear they're announcing
the winners tomorrow.

Yeah. Can I have a coffee,
please, extra black,

and a pack of Marlboros, hard box.

Doll, you look like crud.

Yeah, that's me, President Crud.

Kevin's in the back.

He don't look too happy.

Ma'am, when you have a chance.

Wow. That's a nice shot.

Hey, I wanna talk to you outside.

I'd like that.

You need to have
your whole entourage with you?

However you want it.

So what happened with the kid?

He's off with some bimbo.

My instincts are usually very solid.

Morenski's gotta be
in this town somewhere.

Here I am.

I'm sorry.

- What are you talking about?
- I'm sorry.

I didn't want anything
to do with your election.

Screw that election.

I'm talking about how you moved on Ryan.

I'm sorry about that, too, okay?

I'm not even gonna
be seeing her anymore.

I'm dropping out.

What are you talking about, Max?

Just call her, okay?

And when you do, don't treat her
like a piece of real estate.

Just listen to her.

- Hey, don't tell me what to do.
- Hands off.

Where you going, Max?

I wanna know what she said.

What'd she tell you about me, Max?

She said you were a pretty decent guy.

Good luck in the election tomorrow.

I hope to God you win.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, sure.

Excuse me.

There was a young man sitting here.

- Maxwell?
- That's right. Maxwell.

Did you see where he went?

Honey, they come in and go out.

Couldn't have left more than
three or four minutes ago.

Got no idea which way he was headed?

Sorry, sweetie.

I serve them and off they go.

- See, look, I'm an old friend of his...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stay here.

Would everybody kindly
take your seats, please?

Everybody sit down.

You people over there.

Sit down. Everybody down.

Everybody, down.
Come on, down.

How about a big round
of applause for the girls?

Mad Max for president!

Mad Max! Mad Max!

All right, can I have some quiet, please?

All right, my man Max!

Now, the order of the day.

It's time to announce
the new senior class officers.

All of your ballots have been cast,

and you've made your decisions.

Final tabulation's been made
by our Tellers Committee.

Could we have a big round
of applause for them?

Come on.

Treasurer.

Could I have the envelopes,
please, Mrs. Billing?

Thank you.

The winner is, for treasurer,

Victoria Bradley.

Congratulations, Victoria.

For vice-president.

Your new vice-president is Douglas Rowan.

How about it?

There's a lot of kids in there.

At the moment,
I'm only interested in one kid.

Finally, Topsail's
new senior class president.

Could we have some quiet, please?

It was a very, very close race,

but the winner is...

Kevin O'Roarke!

Say a few words, Kevin.

Congratulations.

Say a few words, Kevin.

Thank you.

As my first official action

as your new senior class president,

I think I'd like to demand a recount.

- What?
- A recount.

Wait a minute.
You can't do that.

As a matter of fact,
I think we can do it right now.

Everyone here who voted for me,

could you just raise your hand, please?

Thanks.

And now, how many for Max?

Come on up here, Max.

Andrew! Andrew!

Come on up here.

Here's your real president.

Andrew!

Please.

Please. I'm not the person you think...

Get down!

Down! Everybody, get down!

Get down!

I thought I was the only one
who wanted to kill you.

Take a number.

Easy, Max.

Andrew, you're pushing it.

You know, you're a piss-poor hit man.

You seem a little nervous.

What kind of a sniper is afraid of heights?

What's your name?
You know my name. What's yours?

How much is Kapados paying you, anyway?

You know what Freud says
about people who play with guns?

They have little dicks.

Oh, my God!

State your name for the court.

Andrew Morenski.

And do you, Andrew Morenski,

swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth,

so help you God?

I do.

Mr. Breech, your witness.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Mr. Morenski,
how well do you recall the first time

you met the defendant,
Mr. Victor Kapados?

Very well.

In your own words,
would you describe for the court

the circumstances of that meeting?

Mr. Ahern, Mr. Rodriguez,

and I were at our offices.

I believe it was in...

Andrew.

Make it short.
You have a plane to catch.

I'll wait over here, Andrew.

I have to go away
for a little while, Grammy.

They wouldn't tell me where.

Yeah, I know.
That's...

That's one of the rules.

Well, it's a bad rule.
I'm your grandmother.

I can't tell you where.

But they let me have a little
bit of a say in the decision, so...

so I'll be fine.

No more trading stocks.

No.

No, but...

But that may not be such a terrible thing.

Your parents would be so proud.

And you already know how I feel.

Bye, Honey Boy.

Be good.

Yo! Patrick!

Hey, guys!
This is my new set of wheels!

Patrick, my man!
Get in here!

Yo, that's a loud ride!

Check that out!

All right, all right.
It's picture time. Let's go.

On three.
One, two, three.

Bust a move.

Hi.

I'm getting my teaching degree.

My S.A.T. scores were not very good,

but I had a few friends
in the Justice Department.

You know, this is a little strange.

A little strange?
It's a lot strange.

Yeah, well, I've been here a while,

trying to figure out how to talk to you.

So, are you still seeing that...

- Kevin?
- Yeah.

No, that was high school.

I followed the trial.

I'm really glad you're okay, Max.

Andrew.

Oh, wait.

You stay right there.

Let's start all over again.

Hi. I'm Eddie Collins.

Nice to meet you.
I'm new here.

May I? Thanks.

Eddie Collins?

It's just a name.

Is that the best you could come up with?

It sounds so fake.

It is.

So, Eddie, how do you like college?

You know...

it's much better the second time.

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