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Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed Benassem,
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Do you agree to marry
Ms Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil ?
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Yes.
- Ms. Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil
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Do you agree to marry Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed?
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Yes.
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In the name of the law I now pronounce you man and wife.
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ONE YEAR LATER
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STILL at the city hall of Chinon
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Ms. Odile Huguette Marie Verneuil
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Do you agree to marry
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Mr. David Maurice Isaac Bénichou ?
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Yes.
- Then I now pronounce you man and wife.
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ONE YEAR LATER
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STILL at the city hall of Chinon
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Mademoiselle Ségolène Chantal Marie Verneuil
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do you agree to marry
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Mr. Chao Pierre Paul Ling?
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Yes.
-Then I now pronounce you man and wife.
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Smile everyone!
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I see two who do not smile!
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Perfect. Don't move!
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"What did we do to God?"
(Serial bad weddings)
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Paris, six months later...
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It's going to be a bloodbath!
- No they got the best Rabbi.
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He'll cut my grandson's penis!
- Please Claude...
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Make an effort!
I would prefer to be in Chinon right now too!
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I'm not sure I can watch it!
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I watched an awful documentary on TV about
female genital mutilations in Mali and I...
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Hello everybody.
- Hello Marie, hello Claude.
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How was your trip?
- Good thank you.
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I look like a tank!
- No you look radiant.
Sublime!
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Did you chose a name?
- No we haven't decided yet.
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We're hesitating between Antoine, Lucas or ...
- Mahmoud.
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Mahmoud?
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Yeah I like Mahmoud. What about you?
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All of them are nice...
I probably prefer Lucas and Antoine tho...
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Me too... Mahmoud it's not an easy name...
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It sounds like mammoth!
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Great atmosphere...
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You're silly!
- He almost had a heart attack!
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I swear I have not converted to Judaism!
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I hope you didn't!
- Why don't you baptize him?
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Benjamin may like to be Catholic later!
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Mom, for the last time....
circumcision doesn't makes him a Jew. And it is hygienic!
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so you avoid infections.
- Mine is still intact and I'm totally healthy.
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Claude please!
- Hello dear father and mother in-law!
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Good luck....
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Listen Chao, stop calling me like that!
It makes me nervous.
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I'm sorry I won't do it again.
- Hi honey..
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Hey Marie.
- Hey Chao.
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When do you go back to Chinon?
- Tomorrow night.
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Let's have a family lunch tomorrow!
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Great idea! I will cook a specialty from my country.
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A steamed Dim Zum!
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It was a joke...
- It is going to start!!!
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Circumcision...
- No need to rush...
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Those lame jokes...
- This Thai accent was so stupid...
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Ah ok ...
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Ugh! Poor little baby! It's really horrible.
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Weird taste....This champagne must be kosher.
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It's itching !
Finish your glass I want to shower in the hotel!
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Claude, Marie! That's for you!
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Thanks David, what is it?
- Benjamin's foreskin!
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That's a great honor for you you know...
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I guess...What should we do with it?
- Traditionally you bury the foreskin in the family yard.
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We don't have one so you can bury it in your yard.
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If it is so important why did you cut it off?
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My husband was joking, give me this foreskin!
- Thanks Marie!
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It will go under the apple tree.
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You do not like it Marie?
- Yes Chao it is quite tasty.
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Just a little bit dry.
- That's the least you can say...
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What meat is it?
- Ostrich.
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Ostrich?
- Usually I cook with pork it's less dry but...
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Yes of course...
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I don't eat pork but I am not an Islamist !
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Look! I drink wine.
- But I was not worried...
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So do I. No pork !
You know.. It's a millenary tradition.
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Well I'm from Auvergne
but I'm not going to eat Aligot every day!
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What nonsense Daddy !
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C'mon I was just joking! I teased them only.
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Ah ah ah! Very funny Claude!
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What a kiss ass...
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Oh Benjamin is awake!
- Can I see him?
Sure Mom.
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Girls, do you still eat pig?
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Don't worry, I'm still a good little Frenchwoman.
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Rabbit! Rabbit!
How cute! Always smiling! He doesn't look traumatized at least.
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Of course Marie, it was painless.
Painless?
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His foreskin was cut! It wasn't really sweet!
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Sorry David but.. I think it's almost barbaric!
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Claude, after 8 days the nervous system
of the child is not mature yet.
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That's why we, Jews, do it at this age.
Unlike the Muslims! They do it at 6 years old!!
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What are you assuming David?
That Muslims are barbarians?
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No he just said the earlier the better.
- But this tone was not necessary!
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Sorry Isabelle. But he must have suffered like hell !
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Imagine! They cut your fucking dick at 6 years old !!
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Seriously Rachid, it was painful right?
- Not at all! It's a good memory!
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I would do it again tomorrow.
- What an hypocrite !
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Stop the Jews/Arabs fights !
Cant' you make peace one day?
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That's not your business. Let us argue!
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Absolutely Rachid. We communicate at least.
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Unlike Chinese people! You never know what they think!
- What do you mean?
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Chinese are deceitful?
- No I'm just saying Chinese make no effort to approach others! Right?
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Joker.
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No idea. Except Chao I don't know any Chinese guys.
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I agree with David. Neither a smile nor a hello.
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Since the Chinese bought all the tobacco shops
I'm almost done with smoking!
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At least Arab shopkeepers have commercial skills!
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No commercial skills really?
Chinese took over the Sentier to Jews and Belleville to Arabs neighborhoods!
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They're good! Admit it David!
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Jews gone bankrupt because of the Chinese!
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Shall we talk about something else?
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Are you going on holiday?
- No because I need to prepare my exposition.
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Darling your paintings look more and more happy ...
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C'mon Claude, you know she is hyper emotional.
- Hey I can hear you Mom!
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I'm not hyper emotional I'm just sensitive.
- I know honey I know...
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Mom, what did you do last night?
- We have eaten in Montmartre
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In a small local bistro!
- Great! Give me the address.
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Of course...
- Great? We were lost in Barbès on our way back... Very local too!
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What do you mean by local?
- Rachid don't be angry...
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...but for people from the countryside like us, Barbès is a shock !
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Luckily I had my passport because I felt like
I was in Bab El Oued !
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You can't say that Dad!
- But it's a fact! There was no Frenchman in the streets!
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How did you know they were not French?
Did you ask their ID ?
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What's this tone Rachid? Can't we argue quietly?
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Do you call that a debate?
Since the beginnings your comments are controversial !
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Controversial?
- Yes like on the verge !
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On the verge of being racist!
- Racist? Me?
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But I am Republican and Gaullist like my father !
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Calm down Claude.
- I'm calm but I can't accept to be called a racist!
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Of my four daughters I offered 3 to
sons of immigrants !
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And you? What did you do for France?
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So first you didn't "offer" us! Second, General De Gaulle
is dead! Three, calm down!
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Marie we go home to Chinon now!
- But Claude ...
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Please stay for the dessert.
- No thanks I do not like lychees !
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There is no lychee ...
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These people are so irritable!
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It was like a LICRA (Anti Racism) meeting, not a lunch!
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They aren't really nice...
- I can't see them!
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Chao what a kiss ass!
His laugh! Sounds like a chick that is going to be killed.
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I have a hard time with David.
Odile deserved better.
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Much better! Such an intelligent girl.
He is just a loser living at her expense.
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I thought Jews were good for business.
Apparently not all of them...
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The most difficult is Rachid.
- He's the worst! So irritable!
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We have really won the Jackpot darling...
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My damned Norman cake !
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I'm ashamed.
- Me too.
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Do not take it too seriously. You know dad...
He needs to be provocative...
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Try to understand him, a countryman in Barbès!
It's like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" !
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Really? What if he had called the 13th district
Beijing ?
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There are only Chinese people there, it's a fact !
But if he had called all Arabs thieves...
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Thieves?
- Darling...
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Hey I don't think that...I tried to think like a racist guy.
- You stop ! Don't do it again ok?
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What if I say Asian have small dicks ?
- What?
- Enough !
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How can you be so foolish?
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She really needs to find a guy !
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Let's forget it! Chao made a delicious Normandy Tart!
Want some?
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No thanks we have to go...
- Us too. Benjamin is tired.
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Why did you park like this?
- I didn't... This car probably pushed mine into yours...
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Are you fucking kidding me? This car was already here!
We're stuck !
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What a fucking dumb ass!
- Are you calling me a dumb ass for this? You're the dumb ass!
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Enough kids!
- Come back for dessert! My cake is delicious
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If it's as dry as your ostrich you can shove it!
- What?
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- David stop being so vulgar!
- It's his fault! He ruined the atmosphere with his references about pork!
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Why didn't you cook noodles fucking jackass?
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Now it's going to be bad...
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David you know what?
Forget our appointment with my bank.
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You can go fuck yourself with your vintage phone project!
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Do you think I need you? I have more contacts
in banks than you'll ever have. You're a joke!
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Hey get with the present. Times have changed!
Jews in finance? It's over! Now it's the Chinese!
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We are taking over! We're about to buy
everything! Deauville, the Kippa and even Israel!
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I swear on my Grandmother's grave I'm going to punch you in the face!
- Come my Falafel!
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Five years of Krav Maga you'll feel it!
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Aren't you going to do something?
- If I do something I'd destroy both of them!
- Really...
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Are you fucking crazy?
- I just defended myself!
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Hey! I'm not a Tibetan!
- Throat attack, that's typical Chinese...
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Hey my little Clovis here we come. Mom and Dad are home!
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You're hungry. We are too.
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We ate really bad Chinese food.
- It was awful indeed..
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It tasted like rubber.
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Bury a foreskin what nonsense! This belongs in a dump!
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They gave us one assignment.It is religious it's sacred.
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Religious sacred...
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Where's the box?
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Disgusting !
- Put it back in the box!
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Ugh! I can't touch it!
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Clovis stay away!
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This idiot just ate the foreskin!
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He loved it...
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Well let's go...
- Don't think about it !
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Besides Clovis, you and I no one will ever know.
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No traces! Voila! Hop!
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We did what they asked.
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I'm going to have a whisky now. A little whisky.
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"Chinon eighteen months later"
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Everything is all right Ms Verneuil. You have
arteries of a 20 years old lady!
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It's not possible! I don't eat, I sleep all time.
I must have something.
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It's in your head.
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You have all the symptoms of depression.
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I think you should see a specialist.
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A specialist?
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You mean a psychologist?
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Father?
Oh God... not her!
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I dedicated my whole life to my daughters,
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I sacrified everything to make them happy.
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For what? For not seeing them no more.
I barely know my grandchildren...
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Life is complicated enough so if you add cultural,
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religious and education problems it's...
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We talked about it already Ms Verneuil. It's normal, it's globalization!
You'll adapt !
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Look, my bishop is Malagasy... It wasn't easy at first
but now everything's great!
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I know Doctor... I mean Father !
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I feel bad to think this way. But I wanted to marry
them in this church.
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It's here where I get married, where my
parents get married too!
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Where my aunt Geneviève made her Communion...
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273 Euros? This is overpriced!
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What? Sorry?
_ Nothing...
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I was thinking to your last one Laure right?
Right.
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She'll may be marry a Catholic! Keep the faith!
Amen Father!
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What are you doing?
Don't disturb me please!
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I'm writing a speech about the wedding contract
modification for the Community of Acquisition
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It's a really important contribution that I want to do
before the annual Notaries Meeting.
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Ok, no need to be rude. Not today.
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I saw the Doctor and
- And?
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I have a depression.
- Whew! I was worried it was serious.
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But depression can really be serious!
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Of course ! I'm sorry Darling !
227
00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:35,839
I miss my daughters you know!
- Yes, yes.... I know
228
00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:39,009
What about invite them for Christmas?
229
00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:41,094
Who?
230
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,514
Our daughters, their husbands, their children.
I need to see them.
231
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,517
But do you remember what happened last time?
232
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:52,939
It was a little bit our fault too with our
negative stereotypes...
233
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,526
Before asking them to understand us we should
make a step toward them!
- What?
234
00:17:56,526 --> 00:18:01,198
Listen Darling I'm sorry but we already tried so many time.
235
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:05,702
These efforts are probably a cause of your depression!
236
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,371
Do you think so?
237
00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:12,000
Kosher market is growing! Organic market too!
238
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,086
Both together is going to be a success!
239
00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:16,171
It's going to make a plop.
240
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:17,547
Plop?
- Plop!
241
00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:23,804
There are about 600,000 Jews in France. Among them
20% eat Kasher...
242
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:28,392
More...
Ok let's say 30%, it makes 180,000
243
00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:32,979
10% of them maximum eat organic, right?
Not even 20,000 potential clients!
244
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:39,986
Your business is a micro market.
You should rather apply for a microcredit...
245
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:46,076
Bravo!
- Do you eat Kasher by the way?
No...
246
00:18:46,076 --> 00:18:50,997
Neither your Mom?
- She died 6 months ago...
- Ah! She won't eat at all !
247
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,667
Sorry...
- Leave!
248
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,879
Motherfucker!
249
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,551
Yes Darling?
_ How was your appointment?
250
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:05,929
Bad as usual...
- Don't give up! BioMizvah is a great concept!
251
00:19:07,264 --> 00:19:09,516
Just 2 seconds Monsieur Berger...
252
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,103
I have a good news! We go on vacation for Christmas!
- We're going to ski ?
253
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:16,898
No, we'll go to Chinon with the family.
- Is this a good news ?
254
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,109
Jacky Chan and Arafat will be there too?
255
00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:22,279
Well! Have a good day see you later love.
256
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:24,364
Here I come Monsieur Berger!
257
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,661
Hey there is no proof I had Hashish.
I'm innocent!
258
00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:33,582
No proof, but you're not innocent yet!
So let me defend you and stay quiet...
259
00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:37,461
Ok brother.
- Oh! I'm not your bro, I'm your lawyer!
260
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:41,339
Lawyer? I eat those avocados (French homonym for lawyer)
261
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:44,384
Allo Darling?
262
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,137
Still in Bobigny...
- How's it going?
263
00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:49,681
-Pfff ... Another brainless hooded guy.
264
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,477
What? Christmas with your parents?
265
00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:58,315
Oh fuck! Hold on...
266
00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:01,318
Is this being quiet?
267
00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:05,989
Hey what are you doing bro?
Fuck off...
268
00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:09,409
Excuse me Darling, I was with the brainless dude.
269
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,578
So who's coming for Christmas?
270
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:14,331
Bruce Lee and Popeck?
271
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:18,668
Gaddafi and Enrico Macias will be there?
- It's not funny, my Mom is depressed...
272
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,504
Oh sorry...
273
00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:25,425
Girls have you heard?
You'll meet your aunts and uncles!
274
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:31,348
Sorry Mom I was busy, couldn't call you back...
275
00:20:31,348 --> 00:20:34,059
Yes I know, I got Odile's text...
276
00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:37,354
Of course I'll come it's a great idea!
277
00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:42,359
Have a good night and kiss Dad for me.
278
00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:49,950
It was my Mom...
- I know...
- She wants all the family for Christmas.
279
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,121
Am I invited?
280
00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:58,125
Well... soon! Probably next Christmas.
281
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,878
So a Chinese, a Jew, an Arab it's ok but not a Back?
282
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:05,215
It's like "Marriage for Everyone" except for Africans?
- Idiot...
283
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,052
You know, I didn't meet your family yet too!
284
00:21:09,052 --> 00:21:12,472
Oh... There is no problem on my side!
They just live for away, otherwise....
285
00:21:12,889 --> 00:21:15,475
My parents are very tolerant!
286
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:19,146
You know, in Africa doors are open! Everybody can come!
287
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:22,983
No White, no Black but Human first!
- I'm sorry Charles...
288
00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:27,404
The problem is that you come after the 3 others...
- Yeah...
289
00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:32,075
Be patient, I need to prepare them to this shock.
- Am I the shock?
290
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:40,083
Yes you are! You're my shock!
My chocolate!
291
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:45,172
My little yogurt!
292
00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:47,424
Get ride of your clothes!
293
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:53,180
Josianne! I'm going to Tours for grocery.
- Ok Madame!
294
00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:02,939
Hello Madame.
- Hello Sir.
- What would you like?
295
00:22:02,939 --> 00:22:05,776
A turkey please.
296
00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,695
Excuse me, it's Halal right?
297
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,615
Yes Madame, everything is Halal here!
298
00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:15,619
"Even the old rich women convert to Islam..."
299
00:22:15,619 --> 00:22:18,830
"This country is really fucked up!"
300
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,461
Let me escort you to the door.
301
00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:27,547
Thanks a lot Madame.
Shabbat Shalom!
302
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,550
Thank you! Shalabat Shalom to you!
- Thanks...
303
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:37,808
Hello! I would like to talk with the cook.
304
00:22:37,808 --> 00:22:44,231
Sanitary Control?
-Oh no... I just need a tip for a recipe!
305
00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:53,990
Good evening Darling.
- Good evening! I'm cooking a soup.
306
00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:58,161
Darling, I met the Dupuy-Jambard family this afternoon.
307
00:22:58,161 --> 00:23:01,832
Their son Xavier is at Chinon for Christmas.
I thought he was in Washington DC...
308
00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:04,418
Yes but he comes back here for Christmas.
309
00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:06,670
Why are you talking about him?
- Guess...
310
00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:10,674
Well, Laure and Xavier it could work!
Xavier Dupuy-Jambard?
311
00:23:10,674 --> 00:23:13,093
He's so ugly !
312
00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:17,264
You don't know what you want! He's from Touraine
he's Catholic and from a good family!
313
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:22,102
And not that ugly!
He has character this is what matters for a man !
314
00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:24,396
Xavier Dupuy-Jambard...
315
00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:28,859
Hurry up you'll miss your plane!
316
00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:35,532
Oh I forgot...
317
00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:43,540
Mademoiselle Laure Verneuil would you like
to marry me, Charles Koffi the first?
318
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,292
Are you serious?
319
00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:49,463
Yes! I don't want to be the illegal of the family no more!
320
00:23:50,297 --> 00:23:51,965
I accept!
321
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:59,056
I have to go.
- I love you!
322
00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:04,478
Hey you have no choice it's official now!
You have to tell your family!
323
00:24:04,478 --> 00:24:07,147
Merry Christmas Darling!
324
00:24:11,318 --> 00:24:14,988
I'm just asking you not to talk about Tobbacco shops!
Ok ok...
325
00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:22,579
If someone says something stereotypical about Jews, like they're
over represented in the media or dentists, ignore them ok?
326
00:24:22,579 --> 00:24:24,664
Ok, but...
327
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,584
...the first who provoke me about Israel,
I'll fuck him up!
328
00:24:27,584 --> 00:24:32,756
Can't you stop with all these "fuck"?
Fuck, Motherfuckers, On my grandfather's grave...
329
00:24:32,756 --> 00:24:39,596
This is vulgar! Do you understand? This is shocking for my parents!
- What can I say? "Jesus Christ" ?
330
00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:49,606
Rachid... let's be short, if someone associates immigration and crimes,
please don't react! Don't say anything ok?
331
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:54,111
So you're asking me to be a coward, right?
- No! Just be cool and relax!
332
00:24:54,111 --> 00:25:00,283
Be smart. Is this possible?
- It's green...
333
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:05,205
What if someone joke about Chinese? What shall I do?
- Well, you smile...
334
00:25:05,455 --> 00:25:10,043
So I play the Chinese actually, right?
- Exactly...
335
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:16,717
Claude, avoid all sensitive topics ok?
Israel, the Dalaï Lama, the burqa...
336
00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:23,056
Yes, yes, yes...
- Above all, not a word about the French Football Team!
- Yes, yes...
337
00:25:28,311 --> 00:25:32,649
Voilà! As if it was its normal place!
338
00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:36,319
Ah! The first guests!
- I bet 20 Euros it's the Chinese...
339
00:25:36,653 --> 00:25:39,322
Don't start please! Put on your tie.
340
00:25:39,322 --> 00:25:43,160
Oh C'mon! We're not welcoming Queen Elizabeth!
341
00:25:46,663 --> 00:25:51,585
I won!
You owe me 20 Euros Darling!
342
00:26:16,193 --> 00:26:19,613
Charles!
343
00:26:22,616 --> 00:26:26,036
3 hours late! Last time with
Royal Air Maroc!
344
00:26:26,036 --> 00:26:29,373
My baby!
- How are you Mom? Sup sister?
345
00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:33,377
How're you Dad?
- So you're living with Catherine Deneuve?
346
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:36,046
What a snitch!
347
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:41,718
You promised to invite me to Paris! I'm still waiting
for the ticket! My bags have been packed since 1920!
348
00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:48,225
I was going to tell you! Her name is Laure.
349
00:26:48,392 --> 00:26:52,562
We've been living together for one year.
- One year and half!
- One year and half?
350
00:26:52,813 --> 00:26:56,149
So you're going to get married?
- Yes...
351
00:26:56,566 --> 00:27:02,322
So first you stopped your studies to become a joke
and now you're going to marry a White!
352
00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:06,993
But Dad....
- And cut your hair! I can't see them!
353
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,923
It's highlighting the room!
354
00:27:19,923 --> 00:27:23,844
Eugénie darling! Give me!
355
00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:29,683
Awe! They are so cute!
356
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:33,353
Thank you. Who drew this?
357
00:27:33,854 --> 00:27:37,941
They look like aunt Geneviève. How funny...
358
00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:41,445
Yes darling! Like aunt Geneviève.
359
00:27:41,945 --> 00:27:45,532
No Rudy, this is not a camel. It's a goat.
360
00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:49,953
Hey kids! it's nice right? It's called a Nativity Scene.
361
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,624
Here this is the donkey. Hee Haw..
362
00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:58,628
Here is the cow. Moooo...
363
00:27:59,129 --> 00:28:01,882
And here...
364
00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:06,470
It's Jesus. He's God's son!
365
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:10,057
See you later.
366
00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:15,479
Your Grandma made Jesus more important than he actually is...
He's just a prophet.
367
00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:20,400
Uncle Davis's right. He's just a prophet!
368
00:28:21,151 --> 00:28:24,571
I don't feel it.
Claude! You promised me!
369
00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:34,915
As you're here, in this home where our daughters grew up
I want to apologize.
370
00:28:34,915 --> 00:28:40,170
I'm deeply sorry if my words hurt you last time.
Even if I didn't mean to be mean...
371
00:28:40,337 --> 00:28:44,841
No problem! This is an old story.
Ah thank you! It's a relief!
372
00:28:44,841 --> 00:28:50,347
Because as a Gaullist I was really sad
that you could think I was racist!
373
00:28:50,347 --> 00:28:54,768
Sorry Claude, I didn't control my words...
Everybody has a hidden racist side...
374
00:28:56,269 --> 00:29:03,443
I want you to know that we have nothing against Jews,
Arabs or Chinese.
375
00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:06,780
Because you're French like us!
- Absolutely!
376
00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:12,285
Well honestly at first,
you weren't the dream sons-in-law!
377
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,708
I hope I didn't hurt you....
- No, no...
378
00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:21,795
It would be the same for my Dad if all
of my sisters were married with men from Auvergne!
379
00:29:22,045 --> 00:29:26,466
Personally my Mom had a hard time accepting Odile!
- Indeed....
380
00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:31,722
Not my parents! They were so happy!
Except when I told them she was an artist....
381
00:29:32,889 --> 00:29:38,061
The most important is to make our daughters happy.
If they're happy we'll be happy too!
382
00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:42,482
The 3 of you are welcome in the Verneuil family.
383
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:49,156
Thanks.
Let's make a toast for the family!
To the family!
384
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:55,996
What's wrong darling?
- Sorry but... it's snowing...
385
00:29:57,998 --> 00:30:03,503
Yes so what?
- It's the magic of Christmas!
386
00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:05,839
Yes...
387
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:09,843
To the magic of Christmas!
- To the magic of Christmas!
388
00:30:13,297 --> 00:30:16,300
How was I?
- You were perfect!
389
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:20,221
Sure it was not too much?
- No, it was good.
390
00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:27,645
Three turkeys? Isn't it too much?
- Well there are 9 of us.
391
00:30:27,645 --> 00:30:32,984
It's a gift for my sons in law!
This one is Kosher, this one Halal,
392
00:30:32,984 --> 00:30:36,821
this one was Laqué (roasted) by a Chinese cook.
393
00:30:36,821 --> 00:30:40,241
It's so nice, but I don't eat exclusively Halal.
394
00:30:40,241 --> 00:30:44,161
Neither do I, I don't eat exclusively Kosher!
- And I don't eat Laqué exclusively....
395
00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:50,501
Marie it's delicious!
This roasted turkey could be a success in China!
396
00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,336
Thanks.
397
00:30:53,087 --> 00:30:56,424
David, can I try your Kosher turkey please?
Sure...
398
00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:03,097
It's good. Want to try some Halal turkey?
399
00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:06,267
No! Of course not!
400
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:16,027
Ah ah! I was joking. Let me try it!
401
00:31:16,027 --> 00:31:21,198
Ah ah! Very funny David!
Marie and I love the Jewish sense of humor!
402
00:31:21,198 --> 00:31:25,286
We both are fan of Louis De Funès.
- Louis De Funès wasn't Jew...
403
00:31:25,286 --> 00:31:28,956
Of course he was! In his Rabbi Jacob role!
404
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:32,126
Yes, right, right...
405
00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:36,631
What about the Chinese sense of humor Chao? How's it?
- It doesn't exist...
406
00:31:36,631 --> 00:31:41,135
How so?
- It doesn't exist, Chinese don't laugh.
407
00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:46,724
It was a joke Claude!
408
00:31:49,477 --> 00:31:56,067
This is a local drink and I can tell you,
this is not Kosher!
409
00:31:56,817 --> 00:32:01,239
When shall we open the gifts? Tonight or tomorrow?
- Tomorrow as usual!
410
00:32:01,239 --> 00:32:06,994
Tonight is the Midnight Mass!
- Of course... the Mass, impossible to miss it!
411
00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:10,665
Don't make fun of me...
412
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:16,754
How are they doing?
- Very good, thanks to alcohol !
413
00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:22,009
You know Mom I was skeptical at first. But it's a great idea to be together!
- Really? Do you like it?
414
00:32:22,093 --> 00:32:25,346
Yes! It's so nice!
415
00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:33,854
Oh... You have some concerns.
- No, no...
416
00:32:33,854 --> 00:32:37,858
Not at all ! I'm good !
417
00:32:37,858 --> 00:32:40,027
I'm suffocating!
418
00:32:40,611 --> 00:32:46,284
Each time I watch a football game of France,
when I hear the Marseillaise anthem I have chills!
419
00:32:46,284 --> 00:32:49,370
Really?
- Me too, I have goosebumps!
420
00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:52,790
Same for me! Even if I hate football !
- Are you kidding me?
421
00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:57,295
Do you know La Marseillaise lyrics?
Because generally players of foreign descent....
422
00:32:57,295 --> 00:33:00,464
"Allons enfants de la patrie..."
423
00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:04,135
".. le jour de gloire est arrivé!
424
00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:08,139
"Contre nous de la tyrannie"
425
00:33:08,472 --> 00:33:12,059
"L'étendard sanglant est levé"
426
00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:15,896
"L'étendard sanglant est levé!"
427
00:33:15,896 --> 00:33:19,400
"Entendez-vous dans vos campagnes"
428
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,237
"Mugir ces féroces soldats?"
429
00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:27,325
"Qui viennent jusque dans vos bras"
430
00:33:27,491 --> 00:33:31,162
"Egorger vos fils vos compagnes!"
431
00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:35,166
"Aux armes citoyens!"
432
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:38,836
"Formez vos bataillons!"
433
00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:42,840
"Marchons marchons"
434
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,510
"Qu'un sang impur"
435
00:33:46,844 --> 00:33:50,765
"Abreuve nos sillons!"
436
00:33:52,183 --> 00:33:54,852
I had goosebumps.
437
00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:58,522
You know David if you want you can come to my bank
438
00:33:58,522 --> 00:34:01,192
so I look at you vintage phone project...
439
00:34:01,192 --> 00:34:06,280
No, I gave up! I've been looking for investors for 3 years now...
This project was a real shit!
440
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,368
I'm on something else now! Something great:
441
00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:15,873
Organic Kosher!
- Why does the snowman have slanted eyes? It's not Buddha!
442
00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:18,209
Does he have slanted eyes?
443
00:34:18,209 --> 00:34:22,964
Yes they are... A Chinese snowman it doesn't exist!
- If you do this...
444
00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:27,635
I give him a kippa!
445
00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:30,638
So I'll give him a beard!
446
00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:36,644
Snow ball fight ?
- Seriously?
447
00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:40,064
With an Arab? Aren't you scared?
448
00:34:40,564 --> 00:34:43,901
No guys it's cold...
- Let's go!
449
00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:49,574
Come! Come!
- Him first!
450
00:34:50,741 --> 00:34:53,327
Come! Come!
451
00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:56,664
Allah Akbar!
452
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:04,672
It's fine Rachid! It reminds him his youth! Right Claude?
- Yes it's really fun...
453
00:35:05,423 --> 00:35:09,677
Chao we're going to the Mass.
- Ok I'm coming!
454
00:35:16,434 --> 00:35:18,853
Don't worry it's nothing.
Are you going to the church?
455
00:35:18,853 --> 00:35:22,273
Of course! I'm open minded!
- What a Chinese!
456
00:35:22,273 --> 00:35:25,443
First class kiss ass !
457
00:35:34,118 --> 00:35:38,164
Look who's coming!
United Color of Benetton family!
458
00:35:38,164 --> 00:35:43,127
I'm so glad all of you came.
- Well it's so important for you Catholic!
459
00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:48,215
We're so glad to share it with all the family.
- Exactly and our religions are cousins !
460
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:52,136
Exactly Rachid!
- and they call me kiss ass....
461
00:35:52,136 --> 00:35:57,058
Claude! Claude!
462
00:35:57,391 --> 00:36:02,063
Oh hey Jean-Jérôme!
Hey Clotilde!
463
00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:05,983
"Jean-Jérôme" pffff...
- Can we meet your sons in law ?
464
00:36:05,983 --> 00:36:10,821
We weren't invited to their weddings...
- Later Jean-Jé !
465
00:36:10,821 --> 00:36:14,909
We need to find a place quickly. Go go go!
466
00:36:15,493 --> 00:36:19,497
Charles be careful with White people especially the Frenchmen!
467
00:36:19,497 --> 00:36:23,417
Frenchmen are bad and stupid.
468
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:26,837
I know what I'm talking about!
When I was in the French Army...
469
00:36:26,837 --> 00:36:29,799
... I was oppressed all the time!
470
00:36:29,799 --> 00:36:33,844
If I wasn't Black I would be a General now !
471
00:36:33,844 --> 00:36:37,848
Stop this! It's not White people!
It's your bad temper!
472
00:36:37,848 --> 00:36:43,437
Yellow Black Red !
You were never able to communicate with your superiors!
473
00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:45,856
Faster! We're going to miss the Mass!
474
00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:51,654
Do you know that in France they have a dessert
called Tête de Nègre ! (Negro Face)
475
00:36:51,654 --> 00:36:55,032
No Dad this name doesn't exist anymore!
It was banned !
476
00:36:55,032 --> 00:36:58,452
I'm pretty sure it still exists!
They love it !
477
00:36:58,452 --> 00:37:02,623
I know a cake called "Le congolais" (the Congolese)
Leave us alone with your cakes !
478
00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:25,146
"Through long ages of the past
479
00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:29,901
Now the time has come at last!"
480
00:37:29,901 --> 00:37:33,654
"He is born the holy Child"
481
00:37:33,654 --> 00:37:38,618
"Sing we all of the Savior mild."
482
00:37:38,618 --> 00:37:43,080
"O how lovely O how pure"
483
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,335
"Is this perfect Child of heaven"
484
00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:52,423
"O how lovely O how pure"
485
00:37:52,423 --> 00:37:56,260
"Gracious gift to humankind!"
486
00:38:03,935 --> 00:38:09,690
I'm really happy because a divided family
would be too sad!
487
00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:13,110
Don't worry darling Mom is all right.
488
00:38:22,286 --> 00:38:25,498
Who can it be?
- No idea.
489
00:38:25,873 --> 00:38:29,627
Can you open Laure please?
- Yes.
490
00:38:35,424 --> 00:38:40,388
Xavier Dupuy-Jambard?
- Merry Christmas Laure!
491
00:38:41,305 --> 00:38:45,977
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in Washington?
- No I came back for Christmas.
492
00:38:45,977 --> 00:38:48,437
Claude! Look who's here!
493
00:38:49,146 --> 00:38:52,108
Oh Xavier! What a good news!
494
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,237
He's so ugly !
- Xavier you look so fresh !
495
00:38:56,237 --> 00:39:01,409
This is the fresh air of America!
Did you know Xavier worked in a bank in Washington?
496
00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:06,831
For a pension..
- Better than a bank! People like you are leading the world!
497
00:39:06,998 --> 00:39:11,168
Come in! Green or Black tea?
- Black.
498
00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:13,921
Very nice to visit us!
499
00:39:17,425 --> 00:39:20,595
So Laure what are you doing for a living?
- I work for LCI News.
500
00:39:20,928 --> 00:39:23,848
Not surprised !
- Why?
501
00:39:23,848 --> 00:39:27,059
Because all the LCI's reporters are gorgeous.
502
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:31,831
I work for the legal service.
- Ah...
503
00:39:36,961 --> 00:39:41,132
Who are these people there?
- What people?
504
00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:43,843
Are they your gardeners?
505
00:39:43,843 --> 00:39:47,972
How did you make them work on December 25th?
506
00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:52,185
Actually those are our sons in law.
- Ah...
507
00:39:52,185 --> 00:39:56,356
I'm sorry ! It's stupid I thought they...
508
00:39:58,316 --> 00:40:03,404
So you work in the legal service?
- Yes, I just told you that...
509
00:40:03,404 --> 00:40:06,157
I've heard...
510
00:40:08,868 --> 00:40:11,412
I can't see !
- Look again!
511
00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:17,836
I can see your name now! Charles Koffi!
My big brother!
512
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:24,259
Oh what did you think? I play Pontagnac! The first role!
- I hope you won't play the turkey role!
513
00:40:24,259 --> 00:40:27,512
Don't make us look bad!
514
00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:37,856
Charles your Dad wants to talk to you.
- Why? I did nothing wrong...
515
00:40:37,856 --> 00:40:44,028
I had a meeting with your Mom and she
agreed with me as usual!
516
00:40:46,906 --> 00:40:52,287
Charles we accept the wedding !
- Thanks Dad...
517
00:40:52,287 --> 00:40:55,707
But there are 3 conditions!
First...
518
00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:59,794
the wedding will happen in France early July.
- Why early July?
519
00:40:59,794 --> 00:41:03,464
Because we've already planned to go to France at this time.
I've already payed the plane tickets!
520
00:41:03,464 --> 00:41:06,259
I come too !
-You... Shut your mouth !
521
00:41:06,259 --> 00:41:10,722
Second! They pay for the wedding !
522
00:41:11,222 --> 00:41:15,101
Indeed! The White man looted Africa!
He has to give back!
523
00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:21,232
Third, if I hear some racist comments about Black!
524
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:25,236
I'll hit them!
525
00:41:25,236 --> 00:41:28,740
You'll hit them?
- Exactly! I'll hit them!
526
00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:33,745
Wait, you're not going to hit anyone!
Her parents are very tolerant, it will be fine!
527
00:41:33,745 --> 00:41:37,749
Their other sisters married each of them a Chinese,
a Jew and an Arab.
528
00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:43,004
What kind of family is that?
Are they Communists?
529
00:41:47,967 --> 00:41:52,847
They're nice actually.
- Yes but I woudn't spend my vacations with them...
530
00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:57,602
Well we're probably going to spend all our holidays with them.
- Indeed...
531
00:42:03,274 --> 00:42:08,446
What are you doing here? You'll miss your train..
- I need to talk to you!
532
00:42:11,282 --> 00:42:15,453
I'm going to get married!
- Already?
533
00:42:15,453 --> 00:42:20,208
Why "already"?
- I knew it! Xavier and you!
534
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:23,711
No it's not Xavier! Forget Xavier now!
535
00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:29,968
What's the lucky man's name?
- Charles...
- Like Charles de Gaulle?
536
00:42:29,968 --> 00:42:32,637
Well, yes...
- Catholic please..
537
00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:36,558
Sorry?
- Is he Catholic?
- Yes he is!
538
00:42:36,558 --> 00:42:41,396
Are you going to get married in the church?
- Probably... his family is very religious.
539
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,151
But I need to warn you about something...
540
00:42:47,151 --> 00:42:52,031
Well he's ... he's...
541
00:42:52,907 --> 00:42:56,077
Yes?
- He's a comedian!
542
00:42:56,077 --> 00:43:01,082
It's totally fine! We don't care!
543
00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:04,335
Exactly! A job is a job.
544
00:43:04,335 --> 00:43:08,715
Can I kiss you?
- Sure Mom!
545
00:43:10,258 --> 00:43:14,095
We'll make it early July! It's our wedding's date.
546
00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:19,100
Great date!
- I need to reserve the church now! There are many weddings in July!
547
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:24,772
Hold on... You didn't even meet him!
- Oh right, we need to meet him!
548
00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:28,943
When are we going to meet your Charles?
- Soon...
549
00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:34,782
He's on a tour for his show in a foreign country.
When he'll be back, we'll meet!
550
00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:38,870
That's great! We're so glad. Let's celebrate!
Oh Charles!
551
00:43:44,459 --> 00:43:50,632
"No problem with my parents.
We'll get married in July."
552
00:43:56,679 --> 00:44:01,893
"Great date. I love you."
553
00:44:02,644 --> 00:44:07,482
One out of four. We can consider ourself lucky!
554
00:44:07,690 --> 00:44:11,861
You're right! Even if our in-laws are nice,
it's such a relief!
555
00:44:11,861 --> 00:44:15,573
I knew it! I knew that my little Laure wouldn't
disappoint us.
556
00:44:15,573 --> 00:44:19,077
She was always different.
She's strong!
557
00:44:19,077 --> 00:44:24,874
but also fragile and intelligent.
She understands people!
558
00:44:24,874 --> 00:44:30,588
Yes that's right.
- Ah my little daughter!
559
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:57,592
It's this place.
How's my tie? Anything in my nose?
560
00:45:57,592 --> 00:46:03,515
No you're perfect love.
- Thanks.
- My parents will love you!
561
00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:09,354
10 minutes late.
At least he's not Chinese !
562
00:46:12,357 --> 00:46:15,109
Thanks God!
563
00:46:18,446 --> 00:46:21,699
Table on the left...
564
00:46:21,699 --> 00:46:25,703
Who's this? The valet?
565
00:46:25,703 --> 00:46:30,291
No he's not the valet. It's him, it's Charles!
566
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:35,046
Did you tell them I was Black? They look surprised...
567
00:46:35,046 --> 00:46:40,969
No I didn't. I forgot...
- You don't forget this kind of thing!
Look at your Dad! He's going to have a heart attack!
568
00:46:42,804 --> 00:46:48,309
Hello Papa! hello Maman! This is Charles!
569
00:46:49,561 --> 00:46:52,564
You could have told me your parents were White!
570
00:46:53,815 --> 00:46:59,988
It was a joke!
- Ha of course! You're a comedian...
571
00:46:59,988 --> 00:47:03,241
...a funny comedian!
- Definitively we attract jokes...
572
00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:06,911
Our 3 others in-laws like jokes too.
- Nice! We're going to like each other!
573
00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:11,499
Do you know them?
- No but Laure told me. It's extraordinary what's happening to your family!
574
00:47:11,499 --> 00:47:16,921
Yes...
- With you we have all the rainbow's colors!
575
00:47:18,089 --> 00:47:23,511
Luckily you don't have a 5th daughter!
- Why?
- Because she would have married a Gypsy!
576
00:47:25,597 --> 00:47:28,349
A Gypsy Hehe!
577
00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:34,856
I like it! It's very funny!
- Very good joke!
578
00:47:41,279 --> 00:47:46,034
Except for his hair, he's nice.
- Yes and well educated.
579
00:47:46,284 --> 00:47:51,289
He has a good sense of humor.
- Yes and he's handsome!
580
00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:57,045
Exactly! He's elegant... tall... athletic...
581
00:47:57,045 --> 00:47:59,881
Laure is very beautiful too.
582
00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:03,384
We'll have great mixed grand children.
583
00:48:06,721 --> 00:48:11,059
This wedding is too much! I can't do it!
584
00:48:11,059 --> 00:48:14,729
What did we do to God, Claude?
- I don't know!
585
00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:18,483
I'm lost darling! I'm in the Schwartz, in the dark!
586
00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:24,322
We're in the black, totally...
587
00:48:41,506 --> 00:48:45,009
Claude what are you doing?
588
00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:49,764
Well it's obvious! I'm cutting some wood!
- So early?
- So what? I need to relax!
589
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:58,857
We didn't educate them well that's it!
- It's your fault! Let them study in Paris!
590
00:48:58,857 --> 00:49:04,028
Remember I was against it!
- So this is my fault?
591
00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:08,199
Well sometimes you were a little bit lax with them.
592
00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:14,873
What? Oh yes I was less strict than you with religion!
"Love each other"... Look the consequences!
593
00:49:16,374 --> 00:49:20,378
I'm going to cut the long branches!
- Go cut them!
594
00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:26,634
Exactly what I said! Bad education!
595
00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:29,888
Hop! Back home.
596
00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:38,563
Are you all right?
- Yes! Leave me alone!
597
00:49:38,563 --> 00:49:42,150
Are you sure?
- Stop monitoring me all day!
598
00:49:42,150 --> 00:49:46,321
Oh my God Ségolène!
- It's not a big lost!
599
00:49:46,988 --> 00:49:51,242
Excuse me Darling but it hurts so badly!
600
00:49:52,243 --> 00:49:56,664
African weddings are big. You know when it starts
not when it stops...
601
00:49:56,664 --> 00:49:59,751
This one will be too much for my parents.
602
00:49:59,751 --> 00:50:03,338
Lucie! Don't hit your sister's head with a rake!
603
00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:09,677
They're use to mixed wedding though.
- Yes but the repetitiveness of it may be too much for them!
604
00:50:09,677 --> 00:50:13,181
As they say in Africa "One more chop
the tree will fall!"
605
00:50:13,181 --> 00:50:15,850
Here she comes.
606
00:50:17,185 --> 00:50:21,189
Did you want to see me?
- You're so secretive ! You're getting married?
607
00:50:21,523 --> 00:50:26,277
Why are we the last to know?
- I was going to tell you... I was busy!
608
00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:32,450
Wait.. why do you look so sad?
What's your problem? The fact he's Black?
609
00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:38,289
Laure C'mon! Don't play the racist card! Not with us!
610
00:50:38,289 --> 00:50:40,875
Mom is deeply depressed! You're going to kill her!
611
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:45,129
Am I dreaming? You were secretive too!
Why should I give up?
612
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:48,383
We're just asking you to think twice before getting married.
613
00:50:48,383 --> 00:50:52,220
You're their last hope to get the perfect son-in-law...
According to their standards...
614
00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:56,140
Really? At least mine is Catholic!
615
00:51:01,729 --> 00:51:04,566
He wants to cut all our trees!
616
00:51:04,566 --> 00:51:07,819
He said they made him anxious.
- Tress made him anxious?
617
00:51:07,819 --> 00:51:12,991
Isabelle, talk to him! I already tried!
I'm going to sleep...
618
00:51:12,991 --> 00:51:18,746
Mom! It's only 17h00!
- Already.... it's fast.
619
00:51:25,336 --> 00:51:29,591
With a chain saw!
-He's cutting everything like in the Amazon Forest!
620
00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:33,428
Mom is still in bed?
- Still... she doesn't even go to the church.
621
00:51:33,428 --> 00:51:36,848
This is really serious!
The only time she missed a Mass it was when I was born!
622
00:51:36,848 --> 00:51:40,101
She refused to take care of Benjamin for
our trip for Venice!
623
00:51:40,101 --> 00:51:44,689
Well let's be honest. This Black is a
threat for our family !
624
00:51:44,689 --> 00:51:48,943
True...
- Just when we finally found an harmony between us!
625
00:51:48,943 --> 00:51:53,031
It makes me think of the movie "Saving Private Ryan".
3 brothers dead on the battlefield,
626
00:51:53,031 --> 00:51:56,284
the army saves the 4th to bring him back in his family.
627
00:51:56,284 --> 00:51:59,454
Here you have 3 Frenchwomen, pure French,
married with immigrants' sons,
628
00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:02,957
You've to stop the 4th to do the same thing.
- Did you just compare our marriage with a war?
629
00:52:02,957 --> 00:52:08,129
It was just an image... 3 Metics (immigrants)
and now a Black, for your parents it's Fukushima!
630
00:52:09,297 --> 00:52:15,553
"Sweet France
Dear country of my childhood"
631
00:52:15,553 --> 00:52:19,224
"Cradled in tender carefreeness
632
00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:23,561
I have kept you in my heart!"
633
00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:27,815
"My village
634
00:52:28,399 --> 00:52:32,320
with the bell tower and with noble houses"
635
00:52:32,987 --> 00:52:35,907
Yesterday I had a dream probably related with my problems
636
00:52:37,158 --> 00:52:39,160
I listen...
637
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:44,582
I walked with 2 Black child in a stroller and...
638
00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:49,838
I was ashamed !
- What else?
639
00:52:51,714 --> 00:52:57,637
I wasn't ashamed of my Black grandchild. I was ashamed people
could think I was Gabon's embassy's nanny!
640
00:52:58,263 --> 00:53:01,850
Do you think I'm racist?
- And you, what do you think?
641
00:53:08,457 --> 00:53:11,877
I've an idea!
We need to trap Charles !
642
00:53:13,044 --> 00:53:15,130
He must have a weakness!
643
00:53:15,297 --> 00:53:18,550
I do know my Black cousins they're sex addict!
Women are their Achilles' heel!
644
00:53:18,550 --> 00:53:23,221
What a cliché! Not all Black men are sex addict!
- Go in a Caribbean Club and you'll see by yourself!
645
00:53:23,221 --> 00:53:25,807
First he's not Caribbean he's African.
It's totally different !
646
00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:29,728
Let's first check if it's not a fake marriage.
African do a lot of fake marriage to get citizenship!
647
00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:33,064
Because the Chinese don't?
- Yes they do.... but he's Black, not Yellow...
648
00:53:33,482 --> 00:53:37,152
Luckily! I don't want a 2nd Chinese in the family!
649
00:53:37,068 --> 00:53:41,156
Same for me! I don't want a 2nd Arab in the family!
Especially a Moroccan!
650
00:53:41,156 --> 00:53:44,743
I understand, if he was Ashkenazi ...
651
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:48,163
... I would kill him!
652
00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:56,838
"Sir enough! Get out!
- No Madame I love you!"
653
00:53:56,838 --> 00:54:00,342
"I had a crush on you the first time I saw you!"
654
00:54:00,342 --> 00:54:03,595
"I follow you for 8 days didn't you notice?
- No .."
655
00:54:03,595 --> 00:54:07,265
- Lie! A woman always notice these kind of things!
-What an emptiness! "
656
00:54:07,265 --> 00:54:10,102
So weird to see a Black in a Feydeau theater.
657
00:54:10,102 --> 00:54:12,270
It's modern.
658
00:54:12,521 --> 00:54:18,610
Why a Black would be modern?
- I don't really know... I was 5 years old the last time I was in a theater!
659
00:54:20,028 --> 00:54:22,531
Look at the Chinese!
660
00:54:26,618 --> 00:54:29,121
Fucking kids!
- Hush!
661
00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:33,875
Rachid calm down!
- Sorry...
662
00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:36,878
Forget it !
663
00:54:37,546 --> 00:54:40,048
Watch! I'm sure he fucks with the ginger girl!
664
00:54:40,549 --> 00:54:42,551
"Love first!"
665
00:54:44,302 --> 00:54:48,390
Look how close they are!
- They're just comedians, they play !
- It's more than a play, look !
666
00:54:48,390 --> 00:54:52,978
"Do you swear to keep your words"
- "Yes"
667
00:54:52,978 --> 00:54:54,646
"Oh joyce!"
668
00:54:55,564 --> 00:54:57,566
I need to take a shit!
669
00:54:59,151 --> 00:55:03,238
What is he doing? It's been one hour!
- He's having sex with the ginger !
670
00:55:04,072 --> 00:55:10,328
I'm proud of you! You played very well.
Charles Koffi !
671
00:55:10,328 --> 00:55:16,251
The ginger girl wasn't enough! He needs more!
These Black dudes are Sex Machines for real!
672
00:55:16,251 --> 00:55:19,004
Follow me! We trapped the cousin!
673
00:55:19,004 --> 00:55:23,258
I love Paris so much it's so beautiful!
- Oh so beautiful!
674
00:55:36,021 --> 00:55:40,942
Haters gonna hate! Ha Ha!
- You speak too much Viviane! Let's go to bed!
675
00:55:40,942 --> 00:55:45,197
He's totally trapped now! Take pictures!
676
00:55:59,294 --> 00:56:03,715
I'm sorry for you Laurette. I know it's not easy to admit!
677
00:56:04,132 --> 00:56:08,470
I warned you about Black guys!
- You're totally crazy! It's his sister!
678
00:56:11,473 --> 00:56:16,394
This is his sister?
- Yes, his sister Vivianne, she's in Paris for one week!
679
00:56:16,394 --> 00:56:19,731
Ha ha! Sorry...
- It's not funny.
680
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,986
His sister!
681
00:56:25,487 --> 00:56:30,242
Mom and Dad are becoming like zombies and
you want to break my couple!
682
00:56:30,242 --> 00:56:33,161
I'm going to crack!
683
00:56:33,829 --> 00:56:37,999
I'm cracking now!
684
00:56:40,001 --> 00:56:44,756
Sorry we'll help you to make the best wedding of
the Verneuil family!
685
00:56:45,674 --> 00:56:50,846
This morning, walking on the Loire River side I saw a
small field mouse.
- Continue...
686
00:56:50,846 --> 00:56:58,103
As a child I use to hate field mouses. It's cute and inoffensive tho...
- Continue....
687
00:56:58,103 --> 00:57:07,279
My fear of the Other, of the Unknown may come from
my irrational fear of field mouses!
688
00:57:07,279 --> 00:57:12,367
The field mouses becoming the foreign people!
Is it possible?
689
00:57:12,784 --> 00:57:14,870
What do you think about it?
690
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,539
Field mouses?
- Indeed...
691
00:57:17,539 --> 00:57:22,627
So your racism comes from the field mouses' fear?
- Not racism! Fear of the Unknown!
692
00:57:22,627 --> 00:57:25,797
So different...
- This shrink is great!
693
00:57:25,797 --> 00:57:29,801
He doesn't talk a lot and I progress so much!
694
00:57:29,801 --> 00:57:34,556
Indeed.. You call our sons-in-laws rats and you think feeling better!
- Not rats! Field mouses, it's more cute!
695
00:57:34,639 --> 00:57:39,060
It's still a kind of rat! Stop all this non sense !
696
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,897
Stop spitting on these photos!
697
00:57:44,483 --> 00:57:49,821
Hey I read you Bio Mitzvah Project. I like it!
- Really?
698
00:57:49,821 --> 00:57:55,327
It could work?
- Yes but 600,000 Jews, this market is too small.
699
00:57:55,327 --> 00:57:59,998
You should make some Organic Halal !
- Are you crazy? I can't do it my Mom will kill me!
700
00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:04,336
5 Millions of Muslim in France, think about it !
701
00:58:07,272 --> 00:58:10,025
Ah! This is the lover!
702
00:58:10,025 --> 00:58:13,695
Hello!
703
00:58:15,864 --> 00:58:22,371
The paparazzi!
- Hello
- Hello Charles...
- Happy Sunday!
704
00:58:22,371 --> 00:58:26,792
So you don't want any Black in the family?
705
00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:29,378
Give me this for the fridge.
- I come with you...
706
00:58:30,796 --> 00:58:34,883
You know the family situation. It's not about racism...
- Yes a little bit I think !
707
00:58:34,883 --> 00:58:39,555
Give up Rachid... we're not excusable.
- Sorry Charles, we're real assholes....
708
00:58:39,555 --> 00:58:43,892
It's ok I understand. You don't want to share
the pie with your brother of color!
709
00:58:43,892 --> 00:58:45,644
No C'mon!
710
00:58:45,728 --> 00:58:48,897
Are we the pie?
- No sweetheart, it was an image...
711
00:58:48,897 --> 00:58:53,485
So who's who? Let me guess....
Easy! You're Chao
- Yes!
712
00:58:53,485 --> 00:58:56,071
Look this face ha!
713
00:58:56,822 --> 00:58:59,241
Now it's harder !
714
00:58:59,241 --> 00:59:03,662
Nothing resembles anything more than 2 Semitics!
715
00:59:05,414 --> 00:59:08,333
Hummm David and Rachid!
- You're right!
716
00:59:09,334 --> 00:59:13,088
Welcome in the family man!
- Thanks.
717
00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:29,188
Are you going to fish again?
- Yes.
- Charles and Laure are waiting for us!
718
00:59:29,188 --> 00:59:33,025
Do it without me! Am I really necessary?
719
00:59:33,025 --> 00:59:36,612
Claude it's important for your daughter and for us!
720
00:59:36,612 --> 00:59:40,365
What's wrong with you? Are you happy with this marriage?
- Yes!
721
00:59:40,365 --> 00:59:45,621
It's 2013! World has changed you need to be tolerant!
Open to other people !
722
00:59:45,621 --> 00:59:49,708
You're scary Marie! Really scary!
723
00:59:52,211 --> 00:59:56,298
Ah! Your parents!
- Wait! I need to tell you something...
724
00:59:56,632 --> 01:00:02,388
I kinda exaggerated the tolerant side of Africa, you know
"open door", "colorblind"...
- What do you mean?
725
01:00:04,556 --> 01:00:09,061
My Dad is like yours! But in a Black version!
Let's go!
726
01:00:10,479 --> 01:00:14,149
Hello!
- Hello Madame, hello Monsieur.
727
01:00:14,149 --> 01:00:17,486
Hey Laure! What's up?
- What's up Vivianne?
728
01:00:17,486 --> 01:00:19,405
You go back there!
729
01:00:19,405 --> 01:00:22,574
Where are your parents? The meeting was
planned for 18h00
730
01:00:22,574 --> 01:00:25,828
Ah! They're here!
Sit down please.
731
01:00:33,252 --> 01:00:37,756
Hello! We're delighted to finally meet you Mr and Ms Koffi
732
01:00:37,756 --> 01:00:41,844
We're delighted too! Right André?
733
01:00:42,553 --> 01:00:46,306
What about the wedding menu?
Do you agree with a traditional meal?
734
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:50,227
What do you mean by traditional?
- French traditional! We're in France!
735
01:00:50,352 --> 01:00:53,272
Why not an African traditional meal?
- Sorry?
736
01:00:53,272 --> 01:00:59,611
Let's do a mixed meal! African appetizer and French main course!
- Mixed like our couple!
737
01:00:59,611 --> 01:01:04,533
Ok but I want an African main course because
they isn't enough food in White's cuisine!
738
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:11,874
Well you probably don't know the Cassoulet Sir!
- I know Cassoulet very well !
739
01:01:11,874 --> 01:01:15,210
And I insist! It's not enough food for me!
740
01:01:15,210 --> 01:01:19,298
No offense Claude... but we eat so much
in African weddings!
741
01:01:19,298 --> 01:01:22,885
And you'll need to feed all our cousins!
742
01:01:22,885 --> 01:01:25,804
What cousins? How many of them?
743
01:01:25,804 --> 01:01:33,395
The ones from France, the ones from Abidjan...
the Traoré from Germany, the Coulibaly from Italy
about 400 people!
744
01:01:33,395 --> 01:01:37,232
Dad we don't need to invite all of them!
- Are you ashamed of your family?
745
01:01:37,232 --> 01:01:40,486
No but I don't even know the Traoré !
- Who are these Coulibaly ?
746
01:01:41,236 --> 01:01:44,406
You... shut your mouth!
747
01:01:44,823 --> 01:01:50,829
For us, Monsieur, family is important!
- It's important for us too, what do you think?
748
01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:56,502
It will be hard to welcome 400 people and there are
few hotels around...
749
01:01:56,502 --> 01:02:02,841
My son told me you have a big home right?
- Do you think it's a castel? Like the Chateau de Chambord?
750
01:02:02,841 --> 01:02:07,262
It's not possible!
- Except if we put tents in our yard.
751
01:02:07,262 --> 01:02:10,349
Why not some African huts!
- Dad please...
752
01:02:10,349 --> 01:02:17,022
For Rachid's wedding we put some tents in the yard.
It was a lot of people and it was great!
753
01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:23,028
Rachid? Those people are Bedouin! They are use to it!
Here in Abidjan we live in permanent houses!
754
01:02:25,864 --> 01:02:29,451
What about budget and finance?
- We'll see that later!
755
01:02:29,451 --> 01:02:35,207
No! I want to see it now!
- What? You don't trust us?
756
01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:41,547
Enough Dad... Let's talk about something else!
- Good idea! What about music and dance?
757
01:02:41,964 --> 01:02:49,138
I hope you like Coupé-Décalé !
- Unfortunately I don't know what is it....
758
01:02:51,056 --> 01:02:59,481
Coupé Décalé!
Coupé
Décalé
...
759
01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:05,571
What is he doing?
- It's his own dance I guess....
760
01:03:09,825 --> 01:03:11,577
Great...
761
01:03:14,455 --> 01:03:18,792
Idi Amin Dada comes with 400 guests and he doesn't
want to pay anything?
- He said we'll see that later.
762
01:03:18,876 --> 01:03:21,378
Later? I know this scam...
763
01:03:21,086 --> 01:03:24,006
How's he going to pay? With CFA Franc?
764
01:03:24,006 --> 01:03:28,677
I warn you! No negotiation on finances!
It's a question of principles!
765
01:03:29,511 --> 01:03:34,016
Where are you going?
- To sleep in the sofa, I had enough with your racist comments!
766
01:03:36,435 --> 01:03:40,939
Go play with your field mouses old crazy woman!
- I've heard you! Fascist!
767
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,610
Catholic leftist!
768
01:03:48,113 --> 01:03:51,700
I didn't like how patronizing was this White man!
769
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:55,454
Did you see how suspicious he was when we talked about money?
770
01:03:55,454 --> 01:04:01,293
Listen! If you break this marriage
I'll do the strike! (Sex boycott)
771
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,881
The strike?...
- The strike!
772
01:04:09,435 --> 01:04:15,691
I know my Dad, he'll try to destroy this wedding.
- Mine too...
773
01:04:15,691 --> 01:04:19,195
We should have made the Civil Union only...
774
01:04:21,363 --> 01:04:30,122
What about a white rose alley with colored hoops?
775
01:04:30,122 --> 01:04:36,462
Do whatever you want Gérald. I want this wedding
to be the best day of her life!
- It will be!
776
01:04:42,485 --> 01:04:47,824
What's going on Josianne?
- I prepare your room for the guests.
777
01:04:48,157 --> 01:04:56,666
What are you doing with our room?
- The Koffi would have done the same for us in Africa!
778
01:04:56,666 --> 01:05:01,087
My bed my daughter what's next? My credit card?
779
01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:12,932
God! He's wearing a boubou!
- So what?
780
01:05:12,932 --> 01:05:17,186
He usually wears a Western suit. He just wants to provocate your Dad!
- No relax...
781
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:23,443
Air France! Never again!
- What a monster!
- He didn't even say hello!
782
01:05:23,443 --> 01:05:25,862
What happened to him?
- He made a scandal in the plane!
783
01:05:25,862 --> 01:05:31,617
They refused to outclass him.
- He had a Business Class ticket?
- No! They outclassed him by mistake one day, so now he wants it every time !
784
01:05:32,368 --> 01:05:34,787
Your Dad is awful!
785
01:05:34,787 --> 01:05:37,790
How did you spend 35 years with him Mom?
786
01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:42,295
So beautiful! Come kiss me my daughter!
787
01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:50,219
If I hear a racist comment I'll hit him!
788
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:55,057
Papa be cool please!
- I'm not Uncle Ben!
789
01:05:57,727 --> 01:06:04,484
A little appetizer before dinner.
- Thanks Ms Verneuil.
- Madeleine, call me Marie!
790
01:06:05,318 --> 01:06:11,741
Our bedroom is ready for you. It's the best one.
- So nice!
- We're the same family!
791
01:06:11,741 --> 01:06:13,910
Well Not yet!
792
01:06:16,078 --> 01:06:21,000
I hope your room is not too humid.
Humidity makes me sick!
793
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:29,342
Oh yes! It's very humid! It's almost moldy! But you
can find an hotel in the south, weather is drier there...
794
01:06:31,844 --> 01:06:40,436
About the banquet, our cook can make a French appetizer
and an Ivoirian main course!
795
01:06:40,436 --> 01:06:45,358
Great! We'll eat Attiéké poisson braisé with Gnamakoudji juice!
- What?...
796
01:06:45,358 --> 01:06:47,777
Gnamakoudji juice...
797
01:06:48,778 --> 01:06:51,614
Finally we'll be less than expected...
798
01:06:51,614 --> 01:06:54,450
How much?
- About 10 ...
799
01:06:54,450 --> 01:06:59,122
They all cancelled their trip.
- But we already gave a deposit....
800
01:06:59,122 --> 01:07:03,126
Didn't you take a cancellation insurance?
- Certainly not !
801
01:07:03,543 --> 01:07:08,548
You should have... African man is unpredictable.
802
01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:14,887
Do you like it?
- Yes but it's small...
803
01:07:16,973 --> 01:07:20,893
I would like this Bible text for the Mass. To read together.
804
01:07:28,317 --> 01:07:31,404
It's my favorite part!
805
01:07:31,988 --> 01:07:36,159
Hello Mrs. Verneuil!
- Hello Father!
- Already here?
- Yes, we're busy...
806
01:07:36,492 --> 01:07:40,079
I'm under pressure: the first religious wedding of a Verneuil daughter!
807
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:43,916
You look radiant it's nice!
- Thanks.
808
01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:49,672
This is Mrs. Koffi.
- Hello Ms Koffi!
- Hello Father, I'm Charles' Mother.
809
01:07:49,672 --> 01:07:52,592
Charles?
- The groom.
- The groom?
810
01:07:53,509 --> 01:07:56,929
Laure's groom?
- Yes.
811
01:08:01,184 --> 01:08:05,438
Why is he laughing like this?
- What's happening?
- Nothing, sorry.
812
01:08:09,025 --> 01:08:10,777
I'll be right back.
813
01:08:13,529 --> 01:08:16,199
He's always happy...
814
01:08:33,466 --> 01:08:37,720
I'm killing you! 9-2 !
- My racquet sucks!
- We've the same racquet!
815
01:08:40,139 --> 01:08:43,392
Rachid? Can I ask you something?
- Later, we're playing!
816
01:08:43,392 --> 01:08:46,646
Calm down man! It's not the Olympic Games...
817
01:08:46,813 --> 01:08:49,982
I want to start a business in the Halal market.
- Halal? You?
818
01:08:50,650 --> 01:08:56,239
With Chao's bank help.
But upscale Halal! "High level" !
819
01:08:56,239 --> 01:08:59,575
100% organic!
- Its name: "The OrgArab" !
820
01:08:59,575 --> 01:09:04,497
OrgArab?
- Organic + Arab = OrgArab! I found the name by myself!
821
01:09:04,497 --> 01:09:06,749
This name is so messed up!
822
01:09:06,749 --> 01:09:11,337
I told you it was messed up!
- Do you think so too?
- I couldn't imagine more messed up!
823
01:09:11,337 --> 01:09:13,840
The idea is good though but...
824
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:17,176
a Jew and a Chinese trying to steal the Muslim's business...
825
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:23,182
It can be dangerous for you guys!
You'll need a good laywer... Arab laywer!
826
01:09:25,351 --> 01:09:28,604
Shall we hire him?
- Yes!
827
01:09:29,689 --> 01:09:32,692
Thanks guys! I hate being a lawyer in Bobigny!
828
01:09:32,692 --> 01:09:36,112
Well... Poor France!
829
01:09:38,197 --> 01:09:43,119
We met each other in a court of law. She pleaded
against me and she won...
830
01:09:44,704 --> 01:09:47,707
I lost my trial but I won my wife!
831
01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:53,629
What about you Chao?
- Well... randomly,
832
01:09:53,629 --> 01:10:00,386
... in my office.
- I was always in the red and he was very comprehensive with me!
833
01:10:01,721 --> 01:10:05,057
Do you have sex with your clients?
834
01:10:08,144 --> 01:10:11,314
No I marry them!
835
01:10:11,814 --> 01:10:15,401
What about you two?
- In the theater....
836
01:10:15,401 --> 01:10:20,323
Enough for me! I'm going to sleep.
837
01:10:24,994 --> 01:10:27,413
Communists!
838
01:10:29,499 --> 01:10:33,836
I'm leaving too!
- Dad please...
839
01:10:47,683 --> 01:10:53,022
You don't sleep?
- No I can't stop thinking about Bokassa sleeping in my bed!
840
01:10:54,023 --> 01:10:57,527
Just ask! No need to be violent!
841
01:10:57,527 --> 01:11:00,279
Why did you give them our bedroom?
842
01:11:00,279 --> 01:11:02,615
"Thursday July 3th.
2 days before the marriage"
843
01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:11,000
Mom where is my self-portrait?
Did you sell it?
844
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:16,005
No...
But you're right... where's this nice painting?
845
01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:19,759
You should ask your Dad where's the painting.
846
01:11:19,759 --> 01:11:22,387
I'm sure you sold it!
847
01:11:23,096 --> 01:11:28,226
I feel dizzy... I'm hot...
848
01:11:28,226 --> 01:11:32,897
Odile! Isabelle! Come take care of your sister!
My class is starting...
849
01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:38,862
They sold it!
850
01:11:38,862 --> 01:11:42,198
There are 3 butcheries in the area.
851
01:11:43,408 --> 01:11:47,412
Papa why did you sell the Ségolène's painting?
852
01:11:47,412 --> 01:11:51,040
One moment please...
- She's mad now.
853
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:56,671
Use your brain! Who would buy an ugly painting like this?
It fell when I moved it to the attic!
854
01:11:56,671 --> 01:12:03,761
It was always in the attic except when Ségolène came to visit.
- That's smart!
855
01:12:04,095 --> 01:12:10,018
Well sorry, these people are visiting.
Roof and plumbing were renovated in 2007.
856
01:12:10,018 --> 01:12:13,772
Papa! what's happening?
- Please, continue the visit without me..
857
01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:21,196
Are you selling the home?
- Yes! But don't worry your Mom will get her part of the money.
858
01:12:22,655 --> 01:12:26,075
I'm going to travel around the world!
859
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:31,206
It's now or I'll get too old! What's wrong?
You gave me this idea actually!
860
01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:36,085
I want some exoticism too !
With some luck I'll find a sexy wife.
861
01:12:36,711 --> 01:12:42,342
Tahitian.. Papuan.. Eskimo!
Everything's possible in our family!
862
01:12:42,342 --> 01:12:45,887
Are you going to leave Mom?
- Yes but she'll adapt!
863
01:12:45,887 --> 01:12:49,641
We don't have the same values anyway.
864
01:12:50,475 --> 01:12:55,480
Listen! Difference of values... Zumba!
- Mom likes Zumba?
865
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,399
Indeed she likes Zumba...
866
01:12:59,859 --> 01:13:04,989
Come!
- Zumba all day! It's breaking my ears!
867
01:13:29,597 --> 01:13:34,686
My shrink asked me to practice some sports!
868
01:13:34,686 --> 01:13:38,231
I love Zumba!
- Me too!
869
01:13:39,149 --> 01:13:41,901
Did you know Dad was selling the home
to do a trip around the world?
870
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,904
Good riddance!
871
01:13:50,743 --> 01:13:54,080
The 2 grumblers shouldn't be together...
- Certainly not!
872
01:13:56,499 --> 01:14:01,045
Are you ok Ségolène?
- Yes I'm good...
873
01:14:03,131 --> 01:14:07,552
They all want coffee?
- Yes and tea for Mom and Madeleine.
874
01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:13,266
What a dinner!
- It was terrible, I'm so sad.
875
01:14:13,892 --> 01:14:20,774
We need to talk with Laure and Ségolène.
- No, Ségo is not ready and Laure will feel guilty.
876
01:14:20,774 --> 01:14:25,361
No Laure is strong! It's not her fault if our
parents are divorcing!
877
01:14:40,376 --> 01:14:42,879
Not tonight! I don't want...
878
01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:47,467
What a beginning... Not even married and we stop having sex!
- It's not funny!
879
01:14:47,967 --> 01:14:49,886
Good night.
880
01:14:51,221 --> 01:14:53,181
Good night.
881
01:14:54,557 --> 01:14:56,559
"Friday July 4th. One day before wedding"
882
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:08,446
I've had a good Jewish friend!
- Really?
883
01:15:08,446 --> 01:15:12,992
His name was Levy! A dentist.
He made all my teeth crowns.
884
01:15:13,868 --> 01:15:18,540
Look the quality!
- Wow... It's nice...
885
01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:22,919
Mr Verneuil!
- What?
- I want to talk face to face.
886
01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:27,006
I can't Mr Koffi. I've an appointment...
- It's important!
887
01:15:27,006 --> 01:15:31,761
Ok, I listen...
- I said, face to face...
888
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:44,356
Shit!
889
01:15:45,524 --> 01:15:49,361
We're going to get closer to each other in the future.
890
01:15:49,361 --> 01:15:53,449
I want to make things clear Mr Verneuil !
891
01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:56,994
I disapprove the marriage!
- What a surprise!
892
01:15:56,994 --> 01:16:01,582
I'm not racist! But I want my son to marry a Black woman!
893
01:16:01,582 --> 01:16:04,293
An African! An Ivoirian!
894
01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:09,381
I'm not racist too but I want my daughter to marry
a White, European and French man!
895
01:16:09,923 --> 01:16:13,135
Really? Do you disapprove this marriage too?
- Of course I disapprove!
896
01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:18,640
I thought you were a Communist !
- What? A communist! I'm a Gaullist!
897
01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:24,897
Awwww I'm Gaullist too!
Except his African policies... What a disaster!
898
01:16:24,897 --> 01:16:29,401
Humm.. African leaders took advantage of the
situation pretty well!
899
01:16:29,401 --> 01:16:32,529
Funny! Why is it always White men's fault ?
900
01:16:32,529 --> 01:16:38,452
Because, Sir, you looted Africa and you are still looting today!
901
01:16:38,452 --> 01:16:42,956
We've nothing left! Not even the cocoa!
- Yes, yes... What about the wedding?
902
01:16:42,956 --> 01:16:47,127
You were supposed to pay half of it.
Where's my money?
903
01:16:48,378 --> 01:16:52,883
So little! We were talking geopolitics and important things!
904
01:16:52,883 --> 01:16:57,221
I'm tired of your damned financial concerns!
- What? I'm tired of you too!
905
01:16:57,221 --> 01:17:01,850
Because of you I slept in the attic!
- Be careful! Watch your tone!
906
01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:04,978
Otherwise....
- Otherwise what?
907
01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:10,484
Help me!
908
01:17:10,484 --> 01:17:12,986
It's a Northern Pike!
909
01:17:15,489 --> 01:17:17,783
It's a beast! A beast!
910
01:17:17,783 --> 01:17:21,328
He's getting tired!
911
01:17:22,496 --> 01:17:25,833
Wow! Kate Middleton should take example on you!
912
01:17:28,418 --> 01:17:32,172
Are you ok?
- Sure... Parents are divorcing because of me!
913
01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:42,307
Ségo it's not your fault!
- We're all responsible!
914
01:17:45,853 --> 01:17:50,858
She's having a sad moment...
- It was the same for my wedding Darling!
915
01:17:50,858 --> 01:17:53,986
Sad to leave parent's home right?
916
01:17:56,488 --> 01:17:59,074
What's wrong Ségolène?
917
01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:04,413
Oh... It's just your normal mood!
I'm busy I need to go!
918
01:18:05,873 --> 01:18:09,418
Did you see your Dad by the way?
- No...
919
01:18:12,838 --> 01:18:15,257
Nice catch!
920
01:18:15,883 --> 01:18:18,677
It's heavy!
921
01:18:18,677 --> 01:18:21,805
Argh! I thought he was dead!
922
01:18:21,805 --> 01:18:25,559
I didn't hit him hard enough!
923
01:18:27,561 --> 01:18:35,360
Are you going to be all right?
- I was in the Marine! A little French fish won't put me down!
924
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:39,323
So what were we talking about?
- The marriage...
925
01:18:39,865 --> 01:18:43,410
I disapprove ! Disapprove totally !
926
01:18:43,702 --> 01:18:50,167
What shall we do Mr. Koffi? Priest kidnapping?
- I've actually thought about it!
927
01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,169
Me too...
928
01:18:53,921 --> 01:18:59,218
So? Not enough food in White people's meal?
- Mmmm! Very good... for an appetizer!
929
01:19:03,096 --> 01:19:04,890
Another one!
930
01:19:08,227 --> 01:19:13,440
Madeleine did you see my husband?
- No, I'm looking for mine too.
931
01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:18,862
They're fishing.
- Fishing? But there is a lot of work to do!
932
01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:22,491
Ah men... Men are lazy!
933
01:19:24,076 --> 01:19:28,038
We shall call them.
- Don't worry!
- I don't feel it...
934
01:19:30,041 --> 01:19:33,670
You know what? Diversity doesn't work!
It's scientifically proven!
935
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:37,340
Scientifically?
- Demonstration:
936
01:19:41,094 --> 01:19:44,848
Oil ... Water...
937
01:19:47,475 --> 01:19:50,186
I'm mixing it...
938
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:54,649
You see it doesn't mix! This is the proof!
939
01:19:54,649 --> 01:19:56,943
Nice demonstration...
940
01:19:58,528 --> 01:20:02,699
What about Chapucino?
- What?
- I mean Cappuccino!
941
01:20:03,408 --> 01:20:06,870
Milk and coffee can mix very well!
942
01:20:08,079 --> 01:20:11,749
It's true.
My demonstration was stupid.
943
01:20:12,917 --> 01:20:16,129
Let me pay another Calvados !
944
01:20:16,546 --> 01:20:19,549
Hell no! It's my wife!
945
01:20:20,508 --> 01:20:23,136
Mine too! Damn..
946
01:20:23,636 --> 01:20:25,430
Hey! One Calvados!
947
01:20:25,638 --> 01:20:29,893
Mail box...
- We're going to find them. Where does he fish ?
948
01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:32,812
In this little pond where I taught you swimming.
949
01:20:34,689 --> 01:20:38,151
We're having a good time!
Why don't they leave us alone!
950
01:20:38,151 --> 01:20:40,236
One Calvados bottle!
951
01:20:43,782 --> 01:20:47,952
Are you sure it's here?
- Of course! I spend all my childhood here!
952
01:20:47,952 --> 01:20:50,246
Oh relax!
953
01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:57,003
Bye, thank you.
954
01:20:57,754 --> 01:21:02,300
Gérard! It fits very well! Ha ha!
- Take the menu for your wife.
955
01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:06,471
You're going to marry an Ivoirian lady now!
Yes... sure...
956
01:21:11,392 --> 01:21:15,688
André do you want a dessert?
-Yes, I know which one!
957
01:21:16,397 --> 01:21:21,820
Hello Monsieur! I would like a Tête de Nègre! (Negro Face)
- Excuse me?
958
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:24,656
One Tête de nègre! Are you deaf ?
959
01:21:24,656 --> 01:21:27,450
Koffi! Is it what you're looking for?
960
01:21:28,701 --> 01:21:33,498
René! Call the police these 2 crazy guys want to make trouble!
961
01:21:33,832 --> 01:21:38,920
Yes! I recognize it! It's a Tête de Nègre!
- It's full of Tête de Nègre!
962
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:42,590
No Sir! It's the same recipe but we call it
Chocolate Meringue now.
963
01:21:42,590 --> 01:21:45,176
Chocolate Meringue?...
964
01:21:46,344 --> 01:21:52,684
I know you changed the name because I'm here!
I know you still call it Tête de Nègre with your clients!
- Not at all!
965
01:21:52,892 --> 01:21:57,480
Let's check it then! Ok Claude?
- We've all day!
966
01:21:59,065 --> 01:22:02,902
Tête de nègre!
- No, Chocolate Meringue. "Choco Face" eventually...
967
01:22:03,445 --> 01:22:06,364
Choco Face....
968
01:22:10,076 --> 01:22:14,581
Dad's handkerchief!
- Are you sure?
- Yes! Look there are his name initials!
969
01:22:15,206 --> 01:22:19,711
I hope my Dad didn't beat him.
- What? Do you think he could beat him?
970
01:22:20,336 --> 01:22:23,631
He's a savage!
- Savage? Watch your tongue!
971
01:22:23,631 --> 01:22:28,553
Don't play the susceptible guy please!
-I wouldn't be surprised if your Dad made a racist comment!
972
01:22:29,721 --> 01:22:32,640
Name initials on a handkerchief!
That's really a White man thing!
973
01:22:35,101 --> 01:22:37,437
Leave me alone!
974
01:22:37,437 --> 01:22:39,939
You're making a mistake I'm a notary!
975
01:22:40,774 --> 01:22:44,110
I'm working with Creuset notary studies!
- Never heard about it!
976
01:22:44,736 --> 01:22:48,072
You'll regret it!
Watch out! My boubou!
977
01:22:53,787 --> 01:22:56,998
I found Dad's handkerchief!
- What happened?
978
01:22:56,998 --> 01:22:59,542
Give me this Marie! I'm a lawyer!
979
01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:04,547
It seems to be blood.
I'll call local hospitals and police stations!
980
01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:08,384
... and morgues!
- Not yet Ségolène...
981
01:23:10,261 --> 01:23:14,641
André, do you have a lot of immigrants in
Côte d'Ivoire ?
982
01:23:14,849 --> 01:23:19,562
Too much! There are Lebanese, Arabs, Chinese...
983
01:23:20,063 --> 01:23:22,482
At least you don't have any Black immigrants!
984
01:23:28,822 --> 01:23:31,407
Excellent!
985
01:23:31,407 --> 01:23:35,203
Why are you laughing?
- His joke was awesome!
986
01:23:35,203 --> 01:23:37,997
Relax André! You laugh too.
987
01:23:37,997 --> 01:23:42,794
You can laugh at everything but not with everyone!
- Don't point the finger at me!
988
01:23:43,128 --> 01:23:46,965
Watch your tone Albino!
- Get back Kirikou !
989
01:23:46,965 --> 01:23:48,842
André!
990
01:23:49,801 --> 01:23:51,761
Claude...
991
01:23:54,055 --> 01:24:00,019
Exactly... Indeed... Thanks a lot. Bye.
992
01:24:01,062 --> 01:24:03,565
They found them!
993
01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:07,318
They're at Chinon's jail.
- For what reason?
994
01:24:07,318 --> 01:24:10,447
Public drunkenness! Insulting public servant!
- What!
995
01:24:10,447 --> 01:24:14,826
It can be serious...
- Mom! We're going to be deported from France!
996
01:24:15,326 --> 01:24:19,080
Our wedding ceremony is screwed up!
They got what they wanted!
997
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,680
Let me talk ok?
998
01:24:36,598 --> 01:24:40,769
I'm sorry Claude.
It's the fault of this idiot of Abino!
999
01:24:40,769 --> 01:24:43,188
I'm not a fucking Albino! My Dad's blond!
1000
01:24:43,188 --> 01:24:49,444
Seriously Claude isn't he albino?
- I don't give a shit! My nose is broken!
1001
01:24:50,361 --> 01:24:56,618
Finally! They're coming for us!
My son-in-law is a lawyer!
1002
01:24:56,618 --> 01:24:58,703
I don't understand ...
1003
01:24:58,703 --> 01:25:03,917
Who are you for Mr Verneuil?
- His son-in-law!
1004
01:25:04,876 --> 01:25:07,587
What about you?
- His son in law.
1005
01:25:09,047 --> 01:25:12,383
His son-in-law too I guess...
- Yes officer.
1006
01:25:16,846 --> 01:25:20,099
If you say you're his son-in-law I'll blow a fuse!
- Almost...
1007
01:25:20,099 --> 01:25:23,103
Almost?
- I'm Mr. Koffi's son.
1008
01:25:23,103 --> 01:25:27,690
Tomorrow I'll marry Mr Verneuil's daughter.
So I'm almost his son-in-law.
1009
01:25:29,234 --> 01:25:33,530
Get out of here!
Get the fuck out !
1010
01:25:38,326 --> 01:25:41,746
I never said he was as good as Robert Badinter! (famous lawyer)
1011
01:25:56,052 --> 01:26:01,057
Everything's fine. Hopefully they'll be freed just before the wedding ceremony!
- Hopefully?
1012
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:04,310
Hopefully...
1013
01:26:11,901 --> 01:26:14,195
What are you doing?
1014
01:26:14,737 --> 01:26:17,115
I come back to Paris.
1015
01:26:17,949 --> 01:26:20,660
I want to cancel everything. It cannot work!
- Are you kidding me?
1016
01:26:20,785 --> 01:26:24,497
Is it because we had an argument earlier?
- Not at all!
- So what?
1017
01:26:24,622 --> 01:26:29,210
Our families can't be friends!
-We love each other, it what's matter!
1018
01:26:29,210 --> 01:26:32,547
We'll suffer of this situation in the future!
1019
01:26:33,173 --> 01:26:36,509
Charles my parents want to divorce!
1020
01:26:37,552 --> 01:26:44,142
It's going too far!
- Could you tell to our future child that their grandparents divorced because of us?
1021
01:26:45,059 --> 01:26:48,730
No I couldn't...
1022
01:27:01,659 --> 01:27:05,163
Don't be mad at me! I'm sorry.
1023
01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:10,710
"Saturday July 5th. Wedding day"
1024
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:20,011
Let's do some fish quenelles! It's delicious!
1025
01:27:22,388 --> 01:27:28,019
You're so welcoming... What's wrong? Someone's dead?
- We need to talk!
- We need to talk!
1026
01:27:28,853 --> 01:27:33,316
Give us a break! We're hungry!
- Shut your mouth!
1027
01:27:33,775 --> 01:27:40,865
Listen guys! You have to bring back Laure and Charles
for 11am in the church!
1028
01:27:40,865 --> 01:27:42,951
Otherwise don't even come back here!
1029
01:27:42,951 --> 01:27:45,453
Right Madeleine?
- Exactly!
1030
01:27:45,453 --> 01:27:48,039
What happened?
1031
01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:07,725
Where's my daughter?
- In the train...
1032
01:28:10,270 --> 01:28:13,690
Incapable of keeping his wife!
Good-for-nothing !
1033
01:28:36,754 --> 01:28:41,009
Laure! How can you be so irrational!
1034
01:28:41,009 --> 01:28:45,180
I prefer to cancel the wedding rather than watching both
of you fighting in the church !
1035
01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:48,308
What're you talking about? We're the best friends of the world!
Right André ?
1036
01:28:48,308 --> 01:28:50,310
We love each other!
1037
01:28:50,310 --> 01:28:54,063
You're always fighting! I found your handkerchief full of blood!
- It's nothing!
1038
01:28:54,063 --> 01:28:57,192
It was a Blood Pact! Like brothers!
1039
01:28:57,192 --> 01:29:02,989
Blood Pact with your nose Dad?
It's too late anyway, it's a direct train to Paris!
1040
01:29:06,242 --> 01:29:09,913
Oh la la ! Please!
1041
01:29:10,205 --> 01:29:13,958
He is having malaise! Stop the train!
1042
01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:18,963
He is the Burundi Finance Minister!
Hurry up!
1043
01:29:20,548 --> 01:29:24,302
Burundi?
- It's working!
1044
01:29:52,872 --> 01:29:56,835
Don't be worried! She'll come!
Beautiful ladies are always late!
1045
01:29:56,835 --> 01:30:00,338
Actually I don't know ha! That's what people told me!
1046
01:31:12,619 --> 01:31:19,083
As a soldier I'll make a clear and concise speech!
1047
01:31:19,626 --> 01:31:21,586
I didn't want him to talk...
1048
01:31:21,586 --> 01:31:25,131
Today is a big day for my family.
1049
01:31:25,131 --> 01:31:27,425
It's a relief !
1050
01:31:27,425 --> 01:31:33,890
My elder son is finally taken! With a gorgeous lady!
1051
01:31:34,432 --> 01:31:38,603
To be honest I was starting to be worried!
1052
01:31:38,603 --> 01:31:46,194
Especially since he missed his Baccalauréat..
and started a joke of a job !
1053
01:31:49,322 --> 01:31:54,327
Son! I'm teasing you!
I'm proud of you!
1054
01:31:56,329 --> 01:32:00,166
I'm also proud of my French family in law!
1055
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:04,045
Claude!
- Thanks André.
1056
01:32:09,342 --> 01:32:13,513
Thanks! I'm also very happy for this wedding.
1057
01:32:14,264 --> 01:32:18,017
To be honest I'm kind of jealous!
1058
01:32:18,017 --> 01:32:23,022
Charles and Laure are young, beautiful and intelligent!
1059
01:32:23,022 --> 01:32:26,651
You're going to do a great honey moon! It's unfair !
1060
01:32:26,651 --> 01:32:31,156
So I had an idea... Marie?
1061
01:32:31,156 --> 01:32:34,993
Do you want to do another honey moon with me?
1062
01:32:37,912 --> 01:32:40,957
Yes!
- Perfect!
1063
01:32:40,957 --> 01:32:43,126
We'll go all over the world!
1064
01:32:43,126 --> 01:32:46,254
We'll visit Chao's family in Beijing, ...
1065
01:32:46,254 --> 01:32:49,174
Rachid's family in Algiers! ...
1066
01:32:49,174 --> 01:32:53,761
David's one in Tel-Aviv!
And Finally we'll visit Abidjan!
1067
01:32:53,761 --> 01:32:58,558
Where I'll collect my money André!
- I'll give you a money transfer!
1068
01:32:58,558 --> 01:33:00,226
Thanks.
1069
01:33:00,351 --> 01:33:04,522
Just married!
1070
01:33:35,470 --> 01:33:47,148
(Coupé-décalé music)
1071
01:33:49,234 --> 01:33:54,239
Traduction: Monsieur Dieu
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