All language subtitles for Mischief 1985---

[ Radio Deejay ]
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL RIGHT NOW
WITH THE FAT MAN.

HERE COMES FATS.
** [ '50s Rock,
Piano Intro ]

* I FOUND MY THRILL

* ON BLUEBERRY HILL

* ON BLUEBERRY HILL

* WHEN I FOUND YOU

* THE MOON STOOD STILL

* ON BLUEBERRY HILL

* IT LINGERED UNTIL

* MY DREAM CAME TRUE

* THE WIND
IN THE WILLOW PLAYED *

* LOVE'S SWEET MELODY

* BUT ALL OF THOSE VOWS
YOU MADE *

** [ Continues ]
[ Man ]
FITZGIBBONS IS DRIVING ME NUTS.

HE FLUNKS ME ONE MORE TIME,
I'LL BE 35 WHEN I FINISH
HIGH SCHOOL.

I'D PUT UP WITH FITZGIBBONS
IF I COULD SIT NEXT
TO MARILYN McCAULEY.

[ Scoffs ]
FORGET IT, JONATHAN.

YOU SAT NEXT TO HER
IN CIVICS LAST YEAR.
ALL YOU DID WAS DROOL.

YOU'RE FUNNY, HARRY.
I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE.

[ Jonathan ]
IT'LL BE DIFFERENT
WHEN WE GET TO COLLEGE.

** [ Continues ]
WELL, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE,
LOVER BOY.

THERE'S MARILYN AND ROSALIE.
BYE, MARILYN.

BYE-BYE, ROSALIE.
COME ON.
DON'T BLOW IT.

YOU GOT YOUR OLD MAN'S WHEELS.
SAY SOMETHING!

GEEZ, I CAN'T!
NO GUTS, HUH?

[ Harry ]
LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS.
THEY DEFY GRAVITY.

- [ Horn Honking ]
- [ Harry ]
WE'RE DEAD MEN.

[ Tires Screeching ]

- [ Hydrant Clanking ]
- OH, MY.

OH!
[ Giggling ]

- OH, LOOK!
- [ Rosalie ]
I'M SORRY, JONATHAN.

IT JUST LOOKED
SO FUNNY!
[ Squeals ]

- ROSALIE, COME ON IN.
- [ Water Spraying ]

[ Giggles ]
THE WATER FEELS SO GOOD.

[ Marilyn Giggling ]

HEY, GIMME A HAND
WITH THIS COUCH.
ALL RIGHT.

BRING A PAD
UP HERE TOO.

[ Mover ]
WHERE'S HE WANT THIS END TABLE?

WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK
TOO BAD.

SEE YOU, JONATHAN.
[ Woman, Indistinct ]

[ Phono Needle
Scratching ]
** [ Guitar ]

* THEY SAY FOR EVERY
BOY AND GIRL *

* THERE'S JUST ONE LOVE
IN THIS WHOLE WORLD *

* AND I KNOW
ONE-THOUSAND-ONE.

* I FOUND MINE
ONE-THOUSAND-TWO.

TWO THOUSAND.

* THE HEAVENLY TOUCH
OF YOUR EMBRACE *

* TELLS ME NO ONE
COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE *

* E-E-E-E-EVER

* IN MY HEART

* YOUNG LOVE, FIRST LOVE
[ Singing Along ]

* FILLED WITH TRUE
* FILLED WITH TRUE

* DEVOTION
* DEVOTION

* YOUNG LOVE
OUR LOVE *
* YOUNG LOVE, OUR LOVE

* WE SHARE
WITH DEEP *
* WE SHARE WITH DEEP

* EMOTION
* EMOTION *

[ Motorcycle Idling ]

- [ Dogs Barking ]
- GENE, DON'T DO THAT!

- SHUT THAT THING OFF!
- [ Engine Revs ]

[ Barking Continues ]

[ Engine Revving ]

- [ Gasps, Cries Out ]
- [ Indistinct Shout ]

- WHERE'D HE COME FROM?
- [ Dogs Barking ]

OH, MY GOD.

YOU OKAY, FELLA?

YOU CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE.
YEAH, I DID.

- YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.

YEAH, I'M FINE.

KENNY! DO SOMETHING.
HE'S NOT ALL RIGHT.

[ Kenny, Chuckling ]
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FINE.
[ Bunny ] HE'S HURT.

COME ON.
GET IN THE CAR.
HE'S FINE.

IT'S COOL. NO PROBLEM.

- OKAY.
- TAKE CARE, FELLA.

[ Door Slams ]
[ Engine Starts ]

[ Man ] ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, BUNNY?
[ Woman ] ARE YOU OKAY?

YOU OKAY?
[ Man ]
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING LIKE IT.
IT WAS HIS FAULT ENTIRELY.

HE CAME RIGHT OUT
FROM BEHIND THAT TRUCK.
I'M FINE, MAMA, HONESTLY.

HE'S BEEN DRIVING ALL OVER
THE BELLAHS' LAWN AND OUR LAWN.
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING LIKE IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HE GOT THE WORST OF IT.

** [ Rock On Radio ]
[ Ball Bouncing ]

HI.

I'M JONATHAN BELLAH.
I-I LIVE NEXT DOOR.

- WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- CHICAGO.

HEY! NO KIDDING?

HAND ME THAT
ALLEN WRENCH, WILL YA?

I SAID,
"ALLEN WRENCH."

GOT ANY WHEELS?

- WHAT?
- DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

UH, NO. NOT YET.

- HOW DO YOU GET CHICKS?
- DAD LETS ME HAVE HIS CAR...

ANYTIME I WANT.
WHAT'S HE GOT?

- STUDEBAKER.
- GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT
IN STUDEBAKERS.

- THEY DON'T?
- NO. CHEVYS, MERCS AND FORDS...

ARE THE BEST, OKAY?

BUT A STUDEBAKER,
THAT'S WORSE THAN A DeSoto.

[ Man On Radio ]
"MAYBE BABY." MAYBE, BABY,
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

IT'S 4:55 ON AN OVERCAST
OHIO AFTERNOON.

WHAT'S THE CHICK SITUATION
AROUND HERE? ARE THERE
ANY AROUND? [ Grunts ]

* THEY'RE REALLY ROCKIN'
IN BOSTON *

WELL, THEY'LL
PROBABLY BE AT THE FAIR.
* IN PITTSBURGH, P.A.

* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
THAT'S RIGHT. I WANNA
MISS 'EM, NOT FIND 'EM.

* AND ROUND THE FRISCO BAY
YEAH.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

* ALL OVER ST. LOUIS
I DOUBT YOU DO.

* AND DOWN TO NEW ORLEANS

* ALL THE CATS
WANNA DANCE WITH *
I GOT TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

* SWEET LITTLE 16
WHY?

* SWEET LITTLE 16
CAN'T GET KICKED OUT
OF SCHOOL AGAIN.

* SHE'S JUST GOT TO HAVE
YOU GOT KICKED OUT
OF SCHOOL?

* ABOUT A HALF A MILLION
HOW COME?

* FRAMED AUTOGRAPHS
FUCKED TWO GIRLS.

* HER WALLET'S FILLED
WITH PICTURES *
COME ON.

THEIR MOTHERS
COMPLAINED TO THE SCHOOL,
AND-- KICKED ME OUT.

- * BECOMES SO EXCITED
WATCH HER, LOOK AT HER RUN
*- INCREDIBLE.

- WHY, YOU NEVER
DIPPED YOUR WICK?
- MY WHAT?

- YOU NEVER HAD ANY POONTANG?
- WELL, IT DOESN'T EXACTLY MAKE
SOMEONE A FREAK, YOU KNOW.

- A FREAK, NO. A FAIRY, MAYBE.
- I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE,
THAT'S ALL.

- IS THERE ANYONE YOU LIKE?
- YEAH.

- MAYBE.
- WHAT'S HER NAME?

- MARILYN McCAULEY.
- AND?

SHE DOESN'T KNOW I EXIST.
[ Engine Starts,
Revs ]

** [ Continues ]
[ Engine Revving ]

* ALL OVER ST. LOUIS

NICE SHOT!

- * SWEET LITTLE 16
- THAT FAIR, WHEN IS IT?

UH, TONIGHT.

I-- I COULD SHOW YOU.

[ Chattering, Laughter ]
[ Barker On P.A. ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--

** [ Calliope ]
[ Barker Continues,
Indistinct ]

[ Indistinct ]
[ Onlookers
Exclaiming ]

[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Barker ] HEY, BALLPLAYER.
RIGHT OVER HERE, PAL.

HEY, YOU. GET OVER HERE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE
TOWNS THIS SMALL.

HOW CAN MY DAD
DO THIS TO ME?
IT'S NOT SO BAD.

SURE. I BET YOUR DAD SALUTES
THE FLAG EVERY MORNING,

AND YOUR MOM BAKES
APPLE PIES ON SUNDAYS.
[ Giggling ]

MY MOM DOESN'T BAKE.
DOES YOURS?

I DON'T HAVE A MOM.

I'M SORRY.
[ Man ] OH, DEAR.
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?

OKAY, KIDDO.
COME AND GET IT.

I WANT A REAL KISS
FOR A BUCK.

MARILYN McCAULEY'S HERE
WITH MY BROTHER!

HEY!
WATCH THE TONGUE!
[ Gene ] THE BRUNETTE, HUH?

THE BLONDE.

YOU GOT
YOUR WORK CUT OUT.

[ Girl, Indistinct ]
GO HOME.

- HI, JONATHAN.
- [ Jonathan ]
HI, ROSALIE. HI, MARILYN.

YOU WON ME.

THANK YOU, JONATHAN.
THAT WENT TO A GOOD CAUSE.

THAT MAKES ME
VERY HAPPY, ROSALIE.
MY TURN.

SPIN IT.

[ Rosalie ]
YOU WON MARILYN.

HI. READY?

THANK YOU
FOR FIGHTING POLIO.
HEY, THE PLEASURE'S MINE.

CUTE.
HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU GOT LEFT?

YOU REALLY HAVE GOT
SOME BALLS.

THAT KISS WAS THREE TIMES
LONGER THAN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN.

LOOK, I CAN'T HURT
THE GIRL'S FEELINGS.

[ Scoffs ]
HEY, I GOT
50 CENTS LEFT.

- I GOT SIX BITS.
- I'LL OWE YA.

HEY!
GOD.

YOU WON BUNNY.

WE MET BEFORE.
I KNOW.

[ Woman ]
THERE GOES YOUR "A," KID.
YOU HIT ME--

[ Bell Ringing ]

[ Kenny ]
HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT.

KENNY, CHECK THIS OUT.
CHECK THIS OUT.
HEY, MAN.

I HEARD BELLS.
[ Chuckles ]
THAT WAS FROM OVER THERE.

NO, FROM HERE.

BE SEEIN' YA.

THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH
OF THAT BULLSHIT.
[ Chuckling ]

WHO IS HE?

I DON'T KNOW.

HELLO.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
HI.

- REALLY GOOD.
- TOWN ASSHOLE?

OH, YEAH.

AND HE'S
REALLY GOOD AT IT, TOO.

[ Jonathan ]
HIS FOLKS OWN BRUBAKERS.
[ Gene ] WHAT'S THAT?

BIGGEST DEPARTMENT STORE
IN NELSONVILLE.

AND HE GOES WITH BUNNY?
AIN'T THAT A SHAME.

[ Clicks Tongue ]
AIN'T THAT A SHAME.

SO, YOU NEVER
HAD ANY, HUH?

I BET YOU
I COULD GET YOU LAID
IN A MONTH...

WITH MARILYN.

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED
IN MY SEX LIFE?

[ Woman ] OH! OVER THERE.
IT WOULD KEEP ME FROM
GETTING BORED OUT OF MY MIND.

SEE, I GOT TO STAY OUT
OF TROUBLE, BUT HELPING YOU
WOULD BE KIND OF A CHALLENGE.

YOU KNOW,
A CHARITY JOB.

THANKS,
BUT NO THANKS.
SUIT YOURSELF.

GOT ANY MONEY LEFT?

** [ Solo Violin ]

** [ Continues ]

MORNING.
MORNING.

I WAS THINKING
OF TAKING YOU UP
ON YOUR BET.

YEAH?
I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU ODDS.

YOU GOT A LOT OF CONFIDENCE
IN YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?

HOP ON.

** [ '50s Rock ]

* UP IN THE MORNIN'
AND OUT TO SCHOOL *

* THE TEACHER IS TEACHIN'
THE GOLDEN RULE *

* AMERICAN HISTORY
AND PRACTICAL MATH *

* YOU STUDYIN' HARD
AND HOPIN' TO PASS *

* WORKIN' YOUR FINGERS
RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE *

* AND THE GUY BEHIND YOU
WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE *

* RING, RING GOES THE BELL

* THE COOK IN THE LUNCHROOM'S
READY TO SELL *

ALL RIGHT, RULE NUMBER ONE--
MAKE EYE CONTACT
EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.

WHAT DO I DO
WHEN SHE STARES BACK?
KEEP STARIN'.

LOWER YOUR EYES A LITTLE BIT.
GIVES YA A SMOLDERING TYPE
OF LOOK.

IT DOES?
YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE
JAMES DEAN IN EAST OF EDEN.

OH! OH, Y-YOU MEAN,
LIKE-- LIKE THIS?

THIS IS
NOT GONNA WORK.

I-I CAN PRACTICE,
REALLY.

[ Students Chattering ]

WHERE'D
YOU GET THOSE JEANS?
WHAT?

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
A LOAD IN YOUR PANTS.

- MY MOM GOT 'EM.
- SHRINK 'EM.

WHY?
SO YOUR NUTS
BULGE OUT.

YOU GOT TO LOOK HUNG.

GIRLS DON'T HAVE NUTS,
SO THEY'RE FASCINATED BY 'EM.

- THEY ARE?
- YEAH.

AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
COP A LOOK NOW AND THEN
JUST TO CHECK YOU OUT.

- YOU GOT A HANDKERCHIEF?
- YEAH.

STUFF IT DOWN YOUR PANTS.

[ Jonathan ]
WHOA. HERE COMES MARILYN.

COME HERE.
DON'T STAND THERE
LOOKIN' LIKE A FAGGOT.

STAND UP
AGAINST THE WALL.
LIFT YOUR LEG UP.

YOU OKAY,
JONATHAN?

JUST A CRAMP.
[ Bell Ringing ]

THIS IS GONNA BE
TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

* DROP THE COIN
RIGHT INTO THE SLOT *

* YOU GOTTA HEAR SOMETHIN'
THAT'S REALLY HOT *

* WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE
YOU'RE MAKIN' ROMANCE *

[ Gasps ]
OH, MY GOD!

* FEELIN' THE MUSIC
FROM HEAD TO TOE *

* ROUND AND ROUND
AND ROUND YOU GO *

** [ Continues ]
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
[ Laughing ]

NO HURRY, KENNY.
I WAS JUST HERE FIRST,
THAT'S ALL.

SLOW DOWN,
LIVE LONGER.
[ T.J., Ted Laughing ]

SEE, I LEFT YOU SOME.

[ Laughing ]

DON'T LET THAT ASSHOLE
PUSH YOU AROUND.

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
[ Bell Ringing ]

TODAY, LET'S DISCUSS
THE LINE OF SUCCESSION
IN OUR GOVERNMENT.

FOR INSTANCE,
IF PRESIDENT EISENHOWER
WERE TO DIE IN OFFICE,

WE ALL KNOW
WHO WOULD SUCCEED HIM.

DON'T WE?
NIXON.
NIXON.

RIGHT.
NIXON.

BUT WHO KNOWS
WHO WOULD BECOME
PRESIDENT IF BOTH...

PRESIDENT EISENHOWER
AND VICE PRESIDENT NIXON
DIED IN OFFICE?

- THE COMMUNISTS.
- [ Laughter ]

[ Teacher ]
NOT QUITE, KENNY.
NOT EVEN THE DEMOCRATS.

[ Kenny ]
SAME DIFFERENCE.
[ Laughter ]

[ Teacher ]
IT MAY SEEM FUNNY TO YOU NOW,
BUT OUR CONSTITUTION...

PROVIDES FOR A PEACEFUL
LINE OF SUCCESSION.

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN DEMOCRACIES
AND DICTATORSHIPS.

WHEN A DICTATOR DIES,
IT'S VERY HARD ON PEOPLE,

VERY DIFFICULT.
OHH!

NOW,
THE QUESTION IS--
I'M DYIN'.

WHO WILL SUCCEED
TO THE PRESIDENCY--
I GOT A BONER THAT WON'T QUIT.

IF BOTH PRESIDENT EISENHOWER
AND VICE PRESIDENT NIXON...

WERE TO DIE
IN OFFICE?

UH, YES.
ROSALIE.

THE SPEAKER
OF THE HOUSE,
JOE MARTIN.

[ Pencil Rattling
On Floor ]
[ Student Applauds ]

[ Teacher ] AND WHAT IF
JOE MARTIN WERE TO DIE?
WHO WOULD BE NEXT?

NO, ROSALIE.
SOMEONE ELSE.

JONATHAN.

[ Laughter ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING, MISS NEWELL.
I WAS JUST RETRIEVING
MY-- MY PENCIL.

- SURE YOU WERE, JONATHAN.
- [ Classmates Laughing ]

JONATHAN, WHY DON'T YOU
REVIEW FOR THE CLASS
WHAT WE'VE DISCUSSED SO FAR...

ABOUT THE LINE
OF SUCCESSION
IN OUR GOVERNMENT.

OOH.
UH, WELL, OF COURSE,

- IF-IF EISENHOWER WERE TO DIE--
- PLEASE STAND UP, JONATHAN.

[ Guffawing ]

[ Laughter Continues ]

UH-- I CAN'T.

- WHY NOT?
- MY-- MY LEG FELL ASLEEP.

[ Laughter Continues ]
STAND UP,
AND PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON IT.

I-- I CAN'T.
WHY NOT?

M-MY OTHER LEG
FELL ASLEEP, TOO.

[ Laughter ]
THEN STAND UP
AND MASSAGE IT.

[ Chuckling ]
PUT THE BOOKS DOWN,
JONATHAN.

[ Hysterical Laughter ]

[ Children Chattering ]

HERE SHE COMES,
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

I-I CAN'T DO IT.
SHIT, JONATHAN. WHERE'S
YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE?

HIDING BEHIND MY FEAR
OF HUMILIATION.

YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO LOSE
BUT YOUR CHERRY.

I'VE GOTTEN ATTACHED TO IT
AFTER 17 YEARS.

GENE!

- [ Loud Bang ]
-[ Dogs Barking ]

[ Groans, Grunts ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

OH, YOU'RE BLEEDING.
I DON'T HAVE A HANKIE.

[ Groans ]
I DO.

OHH.

[ Moaning ]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
I'M SORRY. I...

COULDN'T SEE
WHAT I WAS DOING.

[ Nervous Chuckle ]

GOD, MY FIRST BREAST.
** [ '50s Rock ]

I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

THAT'S NOTHIN'.
YOU'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY.
* OOH-WEE, BABY

* OOH-WEE
SHH.

* BABY, WON'T YOU GIVE
YOUR LOVE TO ME *

* EENIE-MEENIE
AND MINIE-MOE *

* YOU KNOW IT'S YOU
THAT I LOVE SO *

* OOH-WEE, BABY
OOH-WEE *

* BABY, WON'T YOU GIVE
YOUR LOVE TO ME *

** [ Continues ]
DON'T THEY HAVE
ANY ELVIS ON THIS BOX?

MR. HEWITT
WON'T ALLOW IT.

[ Switch Clicks,
Music Stops ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU KNOW, THERE'S
A MUCH BETTER VERSION
OF THIS SONG.

[ Coins Clattering ]
[ Button Clicks ]

- YOU LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL?
- AND CLASSICAL, TOO.

- MY FATHER USED TO PLAY
FOR THE CHICAGO SYMPHONY.
- * I'M IN LOVE AGAIN

* HAD NO LOVIN'
SINCE YOU KNOW WHEN *
NOW, WE'RE COOKIN'.

WHERE'S
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
KENNY?

- * AND I'M SAVIN' ALL MY LOVIN'
JUST FOR YOU *
- WE'RE NOT GOING STEADY.

REALLY?
HE THINKS YOU ARE.

[ Clears Throat ]

- I BETTER GET BACK
TO MY FRIEND.
- SEE YOU AROUND.

[ Man ] ROSALIE, YOUR BURGERS
AND FRIES ARE GETTING COLD.
PICK 'EM UP.

* BABY, WON'T YOU GIVE
YOUR LOVE TO ME *

TWO COKES,
TWO CHEESEBURGERS...
* EENIE-MEENIE AND MINIE-MOE

- AND TWO FRIES.
- * TOLD ME YOU DON'T WANT ME
AROUND NO MORE *

THANKS, ROSALIE.
THAT'S-- IT'S OKAY.
* OOH-WEE, BABY, OOH-WEE

DID YOU, UM,
GET THE READING LIST
FROM OHIO U. YET?

- UH, I-- I GUESS.
- UM, HAVE YOU READ, UH,

- CATCHER IN THE RYE YET?
- NO.

I DON'T GO IN MUCH
FOR BASEBALL STORIES.

[ Laughs ]
ROSALIE.

- PICK UP.
- ALL RIGHT, DAD.

* YES, IT'S ME
AND I'M IN LOVE AGAIN *

[ Laughing ]
JONATHAN.

HI.
HI.

OH, I'M SORRY.
[ Chuckles ]

YOU FEELING BETTER?
** [ Continues ]

OH, YEAH.
[ Chuckles ]
THANK YOU.

LIFE IN NELSONVILLE
MUST BE DULL
COMPARED TO CHICAGO.

YEAH,
A LITTLE BIT.

YOU SEEN
REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE?
TWICE.

WANNA GO AGAIN?
IT'S PLAYING AT THE DRIVE-IN,
AND YOU COULD ASK ME.

SURE.
GOOD IDEA.
OKAY, HERE'S MY NUMBER.

- [ Paper Tearing ]
- SATURDAY NIGHT?

- WAS I HEARING RIGHT?
- JONATHAN, I HAD NO IDEA.

SHE ASKED YOU OUT?

HOW COULD I SAY NO?

SHE FUCKING ASKED YOU OUT!
YOU GODDAMN BASTARD!

JONATHAN, COME OUTSIDE.

SHE WAS FOR ME.

I TOLD YOU
I WAS CRAZY FOR HER.

CALM DOWN, JONATHAN.
WHAT IF I HAD SAID NO?

ALL RIGHT, AT LEAST NOW
WE HAVE SOME CONTROL.

WE KNOW WHERE SHE IS
AND WHAT SHE'S DOING.

I DON'T WANT HER DOING
ANYTHING WITH YOU.

I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH HER.
I LIKE BUNNY, REMEMBER?

SWEAR IT.
SWEAR YOU WON'T TOUCH HER.

LISTEN TO ME. I GOT A PLAN.
YOU'RE GONNA ASK BUNNY
TO THE DRIVE-IN.

OH, RIGHT.
AND I'M ELVIS PRESLEY.

* LOVE ME TENDER

* LOVE ME DEAR

[ Horns Honking ]
* TELL ME YOU ARE MINE

[ Announcer ]
OUT OF THE GREAT SOUTHWEST COMES
THE SENSATIONAL ADVENTURE...

OF THE NOTORIOUS RENO BROTHERS
AND THE GIRL THEY WANTED.

STARRING RICHARD EGAN
AS VANCE RENO--

[ Announcer Continues ]
ARE YOU SURE
KENNY WON'T BE HERE?

KENNY DOESN'T OWN ME.

YOU'RE AWFULLY BRAVE.
MARILYN.
IF HE HEARS YOU,

I'LL BE REALLY EMBARRASSED.
AND INTRODUCING
ELVIS PRESLEY AS CLINT RENO,

WHO LOVED HIS BROTHER BUT
ALSO LOVED HIS BROTHER'S GIRL.

[ Chattering ]
[ Man ] WE USED TO BE KIND
OF FOND OF EACH OTHER, BUT--

[ Overlapping Chatter ]

HEY, WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP?
[ Chatter Continues ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Man In Movie ]
WE'RE SO MUCH IN LOVE.

[ Woman ]
WON'T YOU EVEN TRY
AND UNDERSTAND?

HEY, GENE.
WHEN ARE WE GONNA SWITCH?

RELAX. LATER.
[ Movie Dialogue
Continues ]

IT'S SO SAD
ABOUT JAMES DEAN.

"LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG,
HAVE A GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE."

[ Laughs ]
GENE, YOU ARE SO ABSURD.

BUT THAT'S PROBABLY
WHY I LIKE YOU.

** [ Movie Sound Track ]

[ Engines Revving ]

HIT YOUR LIGHTS!

- [ Engines Roaring,
Tires Screeching ]
- HOT DAMN.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Water Splashing ]
OH, I'M SORRY, GENE.

OH, JONATHAN.
IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.

[ Man ]
IT'S INTERMISSION TIME, FOLKS.
SO HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

[ Clicks Tongue ]
I'M THIRSTY.

JONATHAN,
YOU WANT A COKE?
SURE.

WOULD YOU
GET ME ONE TOO?
[ Girls Giggling ]

HARDY, HAR-HAR.
I'LL TAKE A ROOT BEER.

ME TOO, JONATHAN.
[ Laughs ]

YOU'RE COMING
WITH ME.
[ Horns Honking ]

SO HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
VISIT OUR REFRESHMENT
CENTERNOW!

- HE'S KIND OF NEAT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
- I THINK HE'S GREAT.

- HOW'S EVERYTHING
WITH JONATHAN?
- OH, FINE.

VERY NICE.

[ Sighs ]

CAN'T WE JUST GO BOWLING
OR SOMETHING?
WHY?

WHY? BECAUSE IT'S TORTURE
WATCHING HER KISS YOU
IN THE FRONT SEAT.

DO YOU THINK I LIKE HAVING
YOU IN THE BACKSEAT WITH BUNNY?

SHE'S HARDLY
IN ANY DANGER.

HEY,
YOU GOIN' SOMEWHERE?
HEY, EUGENE.

KENNY?
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?

IT'S BETWEEN ME
AND SHITHEAD HERE.
STAY OUT OF IT!

OH, NO. IT'S KENNY.
[ Kenny ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, JONATHAN.

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME
BETTER THAN THIS.

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FOX
IN THE HENHOUSE, HUH?
DON'T BE OBNOXIOUS, KENNY.

SHUT UP, BUNNY.

DID YOU GET MUCH, ROMEO?
HUH?
GO TO HELL, KENNY.

- [ Chuckles ]
- OOH!

[ Grunts ]
[ Girl ]
COME ON, KENNY.

- LEAVE HIM ALONE, ASSHOLE!
- BUTT OUT!

HE DIDN'T TAKE HER OUT.
I DID.

YOU TOOK HER OUT?

YOU WANNA MAKE
SOMETHING OF IT?

YEAH, I DO.

KNOW WHERE
ROUNDHILL ROAD IS?
I'LL FIND IT.

YOU MEET OUT BY THE OLD
GRAIN ELEVATOR IN 15 MINUTES.
YOU'RE ON.

[ Boy Shouts ]
ALL RIGHT!

COME ON, BUNNY.
YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

THEY'RE REALLY
GONNA GET INTO IT.
I SAID, LET'S GO!

I BETTER GO.
COME ON, GUYS.

[ Kenny ]
HEY, DON'T YOU GET LOST,
EUGENE.

I'LL BE WAITIN'
FOR YA.

COME ON.
KENNY'S GONNA KICK
THE NEW KID'S ASS.

[ Laughing ]
COME ON.
ROUNDHILL ROAD.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.
IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE.

DIDN'T THINK
YOU HAD THE GUTS.

LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

EVER PLAY
CENTER-LINE CHICKEN?
I'VE HEARD OF IT.

GO BACK A HUNDRED YARDS.
PUT YOUR LEFT TIRE
ON THE CENTER LINE.

FIRST ONE OFF'S
A CHICKEN.

- YOU PLAY THIS A LOT?
- [ Chuckles ]
ALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE LYING.
YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED
THIS BEFORE. LOOK.

I DON'T WANT YOU
DOING THIS.
JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE FUN!

EUGENE WON'T
PRESS HIS LUCK.
WILL YA?

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Engines Revving ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

- TURN, DAMN IT.
- OH, SHIT.

- TURN!
- SHIT!

- [ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Gasps ]

- [ Metal Clattering,
Glass Shattering ]
- [ Gasps ]

COME ON!

- [ Shouting ]
- ARE YOU OKAY?

GENE,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ Glass Clatters ]
KENNY, YOU OKAY?

[ Crowd Chattering ]

- SON OF A BITCH!
- THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT!

[ Boy ]
HEY, YOU GUYS!
[ Onlookers Shouting ]

STOP IT! STOP IT!

[ Siren Wailing ]

KENNY!
COPS!
COPS!

LET'S GO! COME ON!
GET OFF! GET THE CAR!
GET THE CAR!

GENE. GENE.
LET'S GO.
COME ON, BUNNY.

- COME ON, BUNNY.
- BUNNY, COME ON!

I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!
COME ON.
LET'S GO, KENNY.

[ Jonathan ]
DAMN, IT'S STUCK!

GET IN THE CAR.
TED, LET'S GO.

LET'S GO!

[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Siren Wailing ]

[ Starter Grinding ]

THAT CAR
IS MY LIVING!
[ Grunts ]

[ Gene ] LAY OFF!
HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO GET TO WORK?

GET UP THERE!
GET IN THE HOUSE!

GENE!

[ Screen Door Slams ]

[ Students Chattering ]

HI.
HI.

IS HE COMING
TO SCHOOL TODAY?
I DON'T KNOW.

I KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR,
BUT NOBODY ANSWERED.
[ Bell Ringing ]

* 'CAUSE SHE'S MY BABY
BE-BOP-A-LULA *

* I DON'T MEAN MAYBE
GENE!

* BE-BOP-A-LULA, SHE'S

* MY BABY NOW
MY BABY NOW
MY BABY NOW *

- HI.
- GET LOST, JONATHAN.

** [ Continues ]
DO YOU WANNA TALK?

FUCK OFF!

[ Window Slams Shut ]

* BE-BOP-A-LULA, SHE'S

* MY BABY NOW
MY BABY NOW
MY BABY NOW *

** [ Continues ]

LOOK, DAMN IT.

I'M THE ONE
WHO TOOK HER OUT.

IT'S JUST
A TECHNICALITY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
FORGET ABOUT IT?

I'M NOT GONNA
FORGET ABOUT IT.

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP,
I'M GOING TO BREAK MY NECK.

* SHE'S MY BABY
BE-BOP-A-LULA *

* I DON'T MEAN MAYBE
BE-BOP-A-LULA *

* SHE'S MY BABY
THANKS.

* BE-BOP-A-LULA
I DON'T MEAN MAYBE *

** [ Continues ]
THIS IS REALLY CUTE.

I'M GROUNDED,
'CEPT FOR SCHOOL.
** [ Ends ]

WANT SOME?
I SWIPED IT.

* YOU MADE ME CRY

* WHEN YOU SAID GOOD-BYE

- * AIN'T THAT A SHAME
- [ Retches ]

* MY TEARS FELL LIKE RAIN

* AIN'T THAT A SHAME

- THIS IS GOOD STUFF.
- * YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAME

TAKES GETTING USED TO.
YOU GOT TO LET IT
SLIDE DOWN EASY.

** [ Violin ]

[ Turns Up Volume ]
* MY TEARS FELL LIKE RAIN

HE HAD NO RIGHT HITTIN' ME
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN
NEIGHBORHOOD!

* AIN'T THAT A SHAME

* YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAME
[ Sighs ]
IN FRONT OF BUNNY.

* OH, WELL, GOOD-BYE
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

* ALTHOUGH I'LL CRY

[ Together ]
* AIN'T THAT A SHAME
* BUBBUM, BUM-BUM-BUM

* YOU'RE THE ONE
TO BLAME *
* BUBBA, BUBBA, BUBBA

[ Gene ]
* WELL, YOU BROKE
[ Jonathan ] * YOU BROKE

* MY HEART
* MY HEART

* WHEN YOU SAID
* WHEN YOU SAID

* WE'LL PART
[ Together ]
* AIN'T THAT A SHAME

** [ Continues ]

[ Billiard Balls
Clacking ]
[ Chattering ]

YOU SURE YOU KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?

SHIT, YEAH!
[ Siren Wailing ]

OH, GOD!
WHAT DID I DO?

ACT SOBER AND CALMLY
PULL OVER TO THE CURB.

[ Gene ]
OH, SHIT!
[ Groans ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Cop ]
ALL RIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU
WAS DRIVIN'?

[ Both ]
I WAS.

GREAT. ON YOUR FEET.

AREN'T YOU MARK BELLAH'S BOY?

YES, SIR.
YOUR DAD KNOW
YOU'RE OUT HERE LIKE THIS?

N-NO, SIR.
[ Ted ]
HEY, ASSHOLE!

[ Horn Honking ]
GOOD WORK!
SHAME, SHAME.

- [ Ted ] NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
-[ Cackling Laughter ]

I'D RUN YOU IN MYSELF,
'CEPT I DON'T LIKE SNITCHES.

TELL YOU WHAT, BOYS.
PICK UP YOUR BIKE
AND WALK IT HOME.

YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO THAT?
[ Both ] YES, SIR.

CAN YOU DRIVE THIS THING?
"SHIT, YEAH!"

[ Sighs ]

BOY, I ENJOYED THAT.

[ Scoffs, Chuckles ]

YOU EVER FELT LIKE SHIT
WHEN YOU TRY
AND PLEASE SOMEBODY?

YOU MEAN, KENNY?
NO, ASSHOLE.
MY DAD.

HELL, I KNOW HE'S HAVIN'
A HARD TIME AND ALL.

BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

DID YOU EVER TRY
TALKIN' TO HIM ABOUT IT?
YEAH.

NO.

WHEN MY MOM DIED,
HE CRAWLED INTO THIS SHELL.

HE JUST COULDN'T
DEAL WITH IT.

THEN I GOT IN TROUBLE--
SKIPPIN' SCHOOL,
BORROWING CARS.

REAL PETTY SHIT.

[ Chuckles ]
THEN HE STARTED
BELTIN' ME AROUND.

NEXT TIME,
I'M GONNA
HIT HIM BACK.

IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT
THOUGH.

HE HAD TO QUIT
THE SYMPHONY
TO LOOK AFTER ME.

THAT DID IT.

HEY,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

NEXT YEAR,
YOU'LL BE IN COLLEGE.

YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT STUFF.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M NOT
COLLEGE MATERIAL.
WHY NOT?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
JONATHAN?

- BE A DENTIST LIKE YOUR FATHER?
- I'M GONNA TAKE OVER
HIS PRACTICE, GENE.

[ Chuckles ]
RIGHT.

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
- NOTHIN'.

YOU MAY NOT BE THE WORLD'S
GREATEST STUD, JONATHAN,

BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT A FAMILY.

- YOU CAN HAVE MY BROTHER.
- [ Chuckles ]

THANKS, PAL.

[ Train Horn Blowing
In Distance ]

THAT'S KENNY'S
FAMILY'S STORE, RIGHT?

BIGGEST DEPARTMENT STORE
IN NELSONVILLE.

WELL,
I THINK WE OWE HIM ONE.

[ Jonathan ]
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME
INTO NOW?

[ Gene ]
HAVE ANOTHER SWIG.

[ Ticking ]

[ Alarm Ringing ]

[ Ringing Continues ]

[ Ringing Stops ]

[ Gasps ]
* LOVE, OOH

* LOVE IS STRANGE
YEAH, YEAH *

* LOT OF PEOPLE, OOH, OOH
TAKE IT FOR A GAME *
[ Chattering, Laughing ]

* ONCE YOU GET IT
OOH, OOH *

* NEVER WANNA QUIT
NO, NO *

* AFTER YOU'VE HAD IT
YEAH, YEAH *

- * WE'RE IN AN AWFUL FIX
- I LIKE THIS STORE.

THEY GOT
A GOOD SELECTION.

* MANY PEOPLE, OHH, OOH
DON'T UNDERSTAND, NO, NO *

* THEY THINK LOVING
[ Laughter Continues ]

* IS MONEY IN THE BANK *
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL.

- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- SURE.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU,
AND I WANTED TO CALL YOU--

IT'S NO PROBLEM.

WELL, I JUST WANTED
YOU TO KNOW HOW I FELT.

BUNNY.

I'VE GOT TO SEE YOU.

TONIGHT?

I BETTER COME TO YOU,
OKAY?
YEAH.

HI, MARILYN.

[ Person Whistles ]

[ Bell Dings ]

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
I WANNA PAY
FOR MY OLD MAN'S CAR.

HEY, GREAT.
SO, UH, YOUR CURFEW'S OVER?

YEAH, I WISH.
AS SOON AS I GET FINISHED HERE,
I GET LOCKED UP TILL MORNING.

I SAW YOU AND BUNNY
IN THE HALL.

I GUESS YOU'RE NOT SWEATING
ABOUT KENNY ANYMORE, HUH?

I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID
OF THAT ASSHOLE.
GENE.

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS
FOR ME FOR A MINUTE?
HI, JONATHAN.

HI, MR. HARTMAN.

SO, NOW THE QUESTION IS,
UH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT MARILYN?

FORGET IT.
[ Chuckles ]

I MEAN, WE GAVE IT
THE OLD COLLEGE TRY, RIGHT?

- WHAT ABOUT THE BET?
- FACE IT, WILL YA?

I'M NOT THE GUY
YOU'D LIKE ME TO BE.

I'M MORE YOUR EVERYDAY
DREAMER TYPE.

JONATHAN, DO YOU WANT TO BE
AN ASSHOLE ALL YOUR LIFE?

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE,
EUGENE.

- REALLY?
- [ Huffs ]

[ Chuckles ]

YOU SEE THIS?

I'M GOING TO PLACE IT
IN THAT TELEPHONE OVER THERE.

AND I'M GOING TO CALL MARILYN.
I'M GOING TO ASK HER FOR A DATE.

SHE IS NATURALLY
GONNA REFUSE THIS DATE,
CAUSING ME FURTHER HUMILIATION.

BUT MAYBE,
JUST MAYBE,

I WILL HAVE YOU
OFF MY ASS.

[ Coins
Jingling ]

HI, MARILYN?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO THE MOVIES
WITH ME SATURDAY NIGHT?

OHH, MRS. McCAULEY.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
TO THE MOVIES WITH--

N-N-- NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, MRS.--

I-- I WAS ONLY KIDDING, UM.

COU-COULD I TALK
TO MARILYN PLEASE?

[ Slow Footsteps ]

[ Sighs ]
SHE SAID...

YES.

YES!
I'M IN THE GAME!
SHE SAID YES?

REMEMBER, KID.
YOU GOT TO MAKE PROGRESS.

UH, WHAT DOES THAT--
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

YOU HAVE TO TOUCH IT.

TOUCH IT?
YOU HAVE TO TOUCH...

IT.

- * ONE
-[ Sounds On TV ]

* SUMMER
HONEY, COULD YOU
BRING ME SOME COFFEE?

* NIGHT
[ Whooping, Gunfire
On TV ]

* WE FELL IN LOVE

* ONE SUMMER NIGHT

* I HELD YOU TIGHT
[ Gasps ]

* YOU AND I
SHH.

* UNDER THE MOON OF LOVE

* MOON OF LOVE

* ONE SUMMER NIGHT

* I KISSED YOUR LIPS

* ONE SUMMER NIGHT
WE'RE GOING
TO CHURCH TOMORROW.

** [Continues ]
I'VE GOT
TO GET UP EARLY.

OH.
GOOD NIGHT.
* YOU AND I

* UNDER THE MOON
NOT THAT EARLY.

* OF LOVE

* YOU KISSED ME

* OH, SO TENDERLY

* AND I KNEW

* THIS WAS LOVE

* AND AS I HELD YOU

* OH, SO CLOSE

[ Mrs. McCauley ] MARILYN.
WE'D BETTER SAVE SOMETHING
FOR NEXT TIME.

SAY GOOD NIGHT
TO YOUR FRIEND, MARILYN.

GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.

* ONE SUMMER NIGHT

* WE FELL IN LOVE
[ Door Closes ]

- * ONE SUMMER NIGHT *
-[ Man On TV ]
COCHISE HAS A DREAM, TOO.

COCHISE'S DREAM STARTED
A LONG TIME BEFORE YOURS.

[ Man #2 ]
COCHISE CARES NOTHING
FOR THE SOLDIERS.

[ Bunny's Dad ]
HI, SWEETHEART.
[ TV Continues, Indistinct ]

KENNY CAME BY.
YOU MISSED HIM.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

UM, I WAS STUDYING FRENCH
WITH ROSALIE. WE HAVE A TEST.

OH. WELL, YOU'D BETTER
GET YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.

NIGHT-NIGHT.
NIGHT-NIGHT.

[ Man On TV ] LISTEN TO HIM.
ACCEPT HIS LEADERSHIP.
[ Sighs ]

* SINCE I MET YOU, BABY

* MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED

HURRY UP!
COME ON!
SLOW DOWN!

[ Laughs ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
* SINCE I MET YOU, BABY

COME HERE.
WHAT?
* MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED

COME HERE.
I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.
[ Laughs ]

WHAT?
COME HERE.
[ Whinnies ]

* AND EVERYBODY TELLS ME

* THAT I AM NOT THE SAME
YOU NUT.

SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

* I DON'T NEED NOBODY

* TO TELL MY TROUBLES TO

* I DON'T NEED NOBODY

* TO TELL MY TROUBLES TO

- [ Bodies Thudding ]
- [ Playful Yell, Laughs ]

* WELL, SINCE I MET YOU, BABY
HEY, GET BACK
OVER HERE, GENE.

* ALL I NEED IS YOU
CHICKEN!

HEY, WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?
OH, NO!

[ Laughing ]

* I'M GONNA TRY TO PLEASE YOU

* IN EVERY WAY I CAN *

[ Marilyn Cries Out ]

* DOES SHE LOVE ME
WITH ALL HER HEART *

* SHOULD I WORRY
WHEN WE'RE APART *

* IT'S A LOVER'S QUESTION

- * I'D LIKE TO KNOW
- [ Marilyn ]
COME ON. I'M TOUGH.

[ Jonathan Laughing ]

- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
- * DOES SHE NEED ME
AS SHE PRETENDS *

[ Giggling ]
OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

* IS THIS A GAME
WELL, THEN WILL I WIN *

* IT'S A LOVER'S QUESTION

* I'D LIKE TO KNOW

* I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHEN SHE'S NOT WITH ME *

* IF SHE'S STILL
TRUE TO ME *

* I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHEN WE'RE KISSING *

* DOES SHE FEEL
JUST WHAT I FEEL *

* HOW AM I TO KNOW
IT'S REALLY REAL *
HEY, GUYS! WAIT UP!

* OH, TELL ME WHEN
HEY, YOU GUYS!

** [ Continues ]
[ Gene ]
SEE THAT HORSE OVER THERE?

THAT'S A QUARTER MARE.
IT WAS BRED FOR JUMPING.

HOW CAN YOU TELL?
STRONG HIND LEGS
AND LONG STRIDE.

** [ Continues ]
HOW DO YOU KNOW
SO MUCH ABOUT HORSES?

MY MOM USED TO RIDE.

I WANNA OWN A STABLE
SOMEDAY.

YOU WANNA HELP?

** [ Fades, Ends ]
DEPENDS ON HOW YOU ASK ME.

[ Hoofbeats ]
[ Horse Whinnies ]

[ Sighs ]
I WONDER WHERE JONATHAN
AND MARILYN ARE?

JONATHAN?
YES?

NOT HERE.
WE GOTTA STOP.

OKAY. OKAY.

MMM. I MEAN, STOP.

I'M STOPPING.
I'M STOPPING.

JONATHAN, HOOK IT BACK UP.

NOT JUST YET.

[ Horn Honking ]
JONATHAN! THE HORN--

OH! I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
[ Dog Barking ]

THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND.
THEY'RE NOT LOOKING.

I SHOULDN'T LET YOU.
YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD.

IT FEELS SO GOOD. JONATHAN,
PLEASE DON'T DO ANY MORE.

[ Moans ]

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD.

JONATHAN, WHERE ARE YOU
PUTTING YOUR HAND?
I'M SORRY. IT FELL DOWN.

DON'T BE A WEAKLING.
I'M A WEAKLING. I ADMIT IT.

[ Whinnies ]

JONATHAN, YOU'VE GOT
YOUR HAND IN MY PANTIES.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

JONATHAN, THEY'LL BE BACK
ANY MINUTE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER.
OH, PLEASE, MARILYN?

IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS.

LET GO.
PLEASE, MARILYN?

JONATHAN, LET GO.
MARILYN! MARILYN, IT'S BEEN
17 YEARS. COME ON!

I SAID NO, JONATHAN!
LET GO!

[ Ripping ]
[ Screams ]

[ Giggles ]

[ Clears Throat ]

JONATHAN, YOU REALLY SHOULD
GET THAT DOOR FIXED.

A PERSON COULD FALL OUT
AND HURT THEMSELF.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
IT'S A STUDEBAKER.

* IT'S A LOVER'S QUESTION

* I'D LIKE TO KNOW

* I'D LIKE TO KNOW

* I'D LIKE TO KNOW *

THAT WAS DISGUSTING
OF YOU TODAY, JONATHAN.

I KNOW.

HERE.

MARILYN--

[ Groans ]

JONATHAN?
YES?

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU IS
THAT YOU DON'T LOOK DANGEROUS,
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE.

MY PARENTS ARE GOING AWAY
THIS WEEKEND.

[ Phone Rings ]

[ Chirping ]

HELLO?
[ Marilyn ]
HI. JONATHAN?

I'VE GOT A SPLITTING
HEADACHE. YOU DON'T MIND
IF WE CANCEL, DO YOU?

[ Sighs ]
CANCEL?

[ Giggles ]
JUST KIDDING, SILLY.

HURRY UP AND GET
OVER HERE, WILL YA?

AW, OKAY. BYE.

[ Gene ]
THAT'S LOOKING GOOD THERE,
DAD. HOW'S THIS OVER HERE?

FIRST AND GOAL.
DEFENSE CRUMBLING!

* WHEN THE TWILIGHT
IS GONE *

* AND NO SONGBIRDS
ARE SINGING *

I HAVE EVERY ELIZABETH TAYLOR
ARTICLE EVER PUBLISHED.

* WHEN THE TWILIGHT IS GONE

YOU MUST HAVE
A LOT OF MAGAZINES.
* YOU COME INTO MY HEART

DO YOU REMEMBER THE SCENE
BETWEEN MONTGOMERY CLIFT
AND ELIZABETH TAYLOR...

IN A PLACE IN THE SUN?

OH, UH, THE ONE WHERE--

[ Vehicle Honks ]
* MY PRAYER

ARE YOU SURE YOUR PARENTS
WENT TO MARYSVILLE?

* IS TO BE THERE WITH YOU
IT'S A LONG DRIVE.

* AT THE END OF THE DAY

* IN A DREAM THAT'S DIVINE

* MY PRAYER

* IS A RAPTURE IN BLUE

* WITH THE WORLD FAR AWAY

* AND YOUR LIPS CLOSE TO MINE

* TONIGHT

* WHILE OUR HEARTS ARE AGLOW

* OH, TELL ME THE WORDS

* THAT I'M LONGING TO KNOW

* MY PRAYER

* AND THE ANSWER YOU GIVE

* MAY THEY STILL BE THE SAME

* FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE

* THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE

* AT THE END OF

* MY PRAYER *

JONATHAN?

YES?

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THEM OFF?

* IT ONLY HURTS
OH!

I'M SORRY. OF COURSE.
* FOR A LITTLE WHILE

* THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME

* THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

* IT ONLY HURTS

* FOR A LITTLE WHILE

* THEN ALL YOUR HEARTACHES

AREN'T YOU GONNA
PUT SOMETHING ON?

* WILL PASS AWAY

YOU JUST TOLD ME
TO TAKE THEM OFF.

I'M TALKING ABOUT PROTECTION,
JONATHAN.

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY?
NO.

JONATHAN!
I--

I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW YOU'D FEEL ABOUT IT.

HOW'D YOU THINK I'D FEEL?

[ Sighs ]

ALL RIGHT. WE CAN PLAY.

WE CAN'T GO ALL THE WAY.

OKAY.
* JUST WAIT AND SEE

* BUT I WILL HURT

* TILL YOU COME BACK

MARILYN?
YEAH?

* TO ME *
I COULD PUT IT IN
JUST A LITTLE BIT...

AND THEN GET OUT
BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS.

YOU PROMISE, JONATHAN?
I PROMISE.

YOU SWEAR?
I SWEAR. I SWEAR.

OKAY.
OKAY.

[ Marilyn ]
MMM. YOU'RE NOT
DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

* EVERY DAY
IT'S A-GETTIN' CLOSER *
I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I'M TRYING.

* GOIN' FASTER
THAN A ROLLER COASTER *

* LOVE LIKE YOURS
WILL SURELY COME MY WAY *
BETTER?

* EVERY DAY
IT'S A-GETTIN' FASTER *

OH, MARILYN.

REMEMBER YOU PROMISED,
JONATHAN.
I WILL. I WILL.

DON'T FORGET.
I WON'T. I WON'T.

OH, MARILYN.
OW.

[ Squawks ]

GO AWAY, HERBIE. GO AWAY.

HERBIE, GO AWAY. GO AWAY.

[ Moaning ]
OH, MARILYN.

* GOIN' FASTER
THAN A ROLLER COASTER *

* LOVE LIKE YOURS
WILL SURELY COME MY WAY **

JONATHAN?
HMM?

YOU WENT ALL THE WAY,
DIDN'T YOU?

YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT OUT!
I WAS GOING TO.

YOU LEFT IT IN THE WHOLE TIME?

[ Sighs ]

WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE
SOME PROTECTION?

WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT.

I FIGURED YOU'D THINK I WAS
A SEX FIEND IF I PULLED OUT
A RUBBER ALL OF A SUDDEN.

MONTGOMERY CLIFT WOULD NEVER DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO NAIVE?

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN IT
YOUR FIRST TIME.

REALLY, JONATHAN. NO ONE
SAID IT WAS MY FIRST TIME.

[ Car Door Slams ]

OH, NO! SOMETHING MUST'VE
HAPPENED. THEY'RE BACK.

THEY'RE BACK?
OH, MY GOD.
* SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

* WELL, I SAW MY BABY WALKIN'

QUICK! QUICK,
THE BACK DOOR--
I'M NOT DRESSED!

* WELL, I SAW MY BABY WALKIN'
OOH!

QUICK, QUICK. HURRY!
* WITH ANOTHER MAN TODAY

* WHEN I ASKED HER
WHAT'S THE MATTER *

MARILYN, ARE YOU HOME?
* THIS IS
WHAT I HEARD HER SAY *

OH, MY GOD.
YES, DAD.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?

AW, YOUR MOTHER FORGOT
THE WEDDING GIFT.
CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

OH, MAYBE.
* SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

* AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE

THE BED! THE BED!
[ Screams ]
NO! NO.

THE CLOSET!
NO! GET OUT THE WINDOW!

* WHEN I THOUGHT OF
WHAT SHE TOLD ME *

* NEARLY MADE ME LOSE MY HEAD
SHE MUST'VE
LEFT IT UPSTAIRS.

YOUR SHOES.
* WHEN I THOUGHT OF
WHAT SHE TOLD ME *

* NEARLY MADE ME LOSE MY HEAD

OUCH!
SHH! GO AROUND! GO AROUND!

ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.

* SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

HI, SWEETIE.
HI, DADDY.

YOU BORED?
YEAH. SORT OF.

I'LL SEE YA LATER.
BE GOOD.

[ Exhales ]

* CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE IN MY WAY NOW *

* DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU CRAMP MY STYLE *

HI, MRS. McCAULEY.

[ Gasping ]
BYE, MRS. McCAULEY.

- [ Thuds ]
- HAROLD!

* SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR
[ Muttering ]

* AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE

* SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR
OOPS.

* AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE *

ALL RIGHT, EUGENE.
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.

[ Chattering ]

NEXT. ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD.
ROLL UP YOUR LEFT SLEEVE.

WHAT'S IT LIKE?
AW, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WILL I SEE YOU TONIGHT?

I CAN'T.
PROMISED I'D STAY IN.

TOMORROW. DEFINITELY.

NEXT. I'M SURE
YOU'LL BE JUST FINE.

[ Moaning ]

[ Moans ]
HEY, SPENCER.

[ Gasping ]
[ Boy ]
WHAT'S HE DOING ON THE FLOOR?

AH.

I GOTTA GO TO THE JOHN.
MM-MMM.

[ Car Approaches ]

[ Door Closes ]

[ Door Opens ]
KEN!

KEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU, SON.

COME ON IN.
MAKE YOURSELF TO HOME.

[ Door Closes ]
CLAIRE, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

HELLO, KENNY.

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

BUNNY'S JUST UPSTAIRS DRESSING.
SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.

WHY DON'T I PUT THESE
IN SOME WATER?

OKAY.
UM, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE? GO ON.

* OH, YES

* I'M THE GREAT PRETENDER

* PRETENDING
THAT I'M DOING WELL *

* MY NEED IS SUCH

* I PRETEND TOO MUCH

* I'M LONELY
BUT NO ONE CAN TELL *

* OH, YES

* I'M THE GREAT PRETENDER

* JUST LAUGHING AND GAY
LIKE THE CLOWN *

* I SEEM TO BE
WHAT I'M NOT, YOU SEE **

HI.

GENE, WHAT'S WRONG?
HOW WAS DINNER WITH
YOUR PARENTS LAST NIGHT?

THAT WAS MY PARENTS' IDEA.
I DIDN'T EVEN EAT WITH HIM.

YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
YES, I DO.

- DO YOU THINK
I'D LIE TO YOU?
- NO, I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST TIRED OF ALL
THIS SNEAKING AROUND.

I KNOW.
THEY'LL COME AROUND.

YEAH. WHEN I MAKE
MY FIRST MILLION,

THEY'LL LET ME WALK
THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR
LIKE THAT ASSHOLE KENNY.

LOOK, WHY MAKE AN ISSUE
OF IT NOW? IT'S ONLY
GONNA HURT THEIR FEELINGS.

LET'S NOT UPSET
POOR OLD MOM AND DAD.
DON'T BE UNREASONABLE, GENE.

I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEING
UNREASONABLE? GREAT!

[ Chattering ]

[ Marilyn ]
ABOUT TIME, HUH? GOTTA GO.

JONATHAN.

YOU COULD SAY HELLO.

I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MAD AT ME.
ONLY MY PARENTS.

I KEPT CALLING YOUR HOUSE,
BUT YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK.

I'VE BEEN IN A FOG LATELY.

WE COULD TRY MAKING UP.

SENIOR PROM IS
ONLY SIX WEEKS AWAY.

JUST SO HAPPENS I'M FREE.

OH, REALLY?

MM-HMM.

BYE.

[ Bell Rings ]

GIVE ME A DOLLAR'S WORTH.

COULD YOU SPEED IT UP A LITTLE?

[ Ted ]
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY,
YOU KNOW.

COME ON. COME ON!

YOU MISSED A SPOT.

GOOD BOY.

- THAT'LL BE A DOLLAR.
- PUT IT ON THE TAB.

DO THE TIRES!

THANK YOU.

[ Honks ]

* I LOVE YOU, PEGGY SUE

OH, GUESS WHAT?

I'M GOING TO THE PROM
WITH MARILYN.

SHEASKED ME.
THAT'S GREAT.

YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PICK HER UP
FOR ME THOUGH. HER PARENTS
THINK I'M JACK "THE RAPER."

YOU ASK BUNNY YET?
LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WHAT'S BUGGING YOU?

- [ Honks ]
- HOW ABOUT SOME SERVICE?

THE USUAL.
[ Snickering ]

WELL, LOOK AT THIS--

DINNER FOR TWO.

IMPRESSIVE.
[ T.J. ]
VERY.

[ All Laughing ]

HEY, KENNY, AREN'T YOU GOING
OVER TO BUNNY'S LATER?

[ T.J. ]
AGAIN? WEREN'T YOU
THERE LAST NIGHT?

[ Kenny ]
YEAH, I GUESS I'M LIKE
PART OF THE FAMILY.

THAT'LL BE 95 CENTS.

KEEP THE CHANGE.
[ Snickering ]

THANK YOU.

BY THE WAY, EUGENE,

THE MILLERS DON'T WANT YOU
BOTHERING BUNNY ANYMORE.

THEY THINK YOU'RE TRASH.

HUH. WELL, LOOK AT THIS.

[ Clicks Tongue ]

STAY AWAY FROM HER,
ASSHOLE.
YEAH.

YOU STUPID GREASE MONKEY.

[ Grunting ]

[ Woman ]
CUT IT OUT, YOU GUYS!

[ Grunts ]

[ Kenny Screams ]

[ Screams ]
[ Groans ]

HEY, IT'S A FIGHT!

KENNY!

- [ Groans ]
- [ Jonathan ]
KENNY!

GET OFF OF ME!
LET ME GO!

[ Screams ]

[ Groans ]

[ Grunts ]
STAY OUT OF IT!

YEAH, LET 'EM FIGHT.

[ Groans ]

COME ON, ASSHOLE. GET UP!

COME ON, KENNY!
GET UP! GET UP!

BREAK IT UP RIGHT NOW!
[ Grunts ]

- BREAK IT UP! BREAK--
- [ Grunting ]

I SAID BREAK IT UP.
I MEANT BREAK IT UP.

ALL RIGHT. IT'S OVER.
COME ON. GO HOME. MOVE OUT.

COME ON, KENNY.
LET'S EVACUATE.

ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I'M FINE.

YOU KICKED THE SHIT
OUT OF HIM!

YOU OKAY?
I THINK I BROKE MY ARM.

COME ON. I'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL.

HEY! HEY, WAIT!
GUYS, WAIT UP!

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
YOU STARTED THIS, AND YOU'RE
GONNA PAY FOR ALL OF THIS.

YOU WERE SENSATIONAL.

YEAH, AND I GOT
MY BEST FRIEND WRACKED UP.

HEY, IT WAS WORTH IT.
MY OLD MAN WON'T THINK SO.

GET OUT.

PACK UP YOUR THINGS
AND GET OUT.

YOU COULD HAVE REALLY HURT
THAT BOY. YOU ARE NOTHING
BUT A GODDAMN BUM.

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE
NOT IN JAIL. WHO DO YOU
THINK'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS?

YOU PACK UP AND GET OUT.

- WHERE AM I GONNA GO?
- THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!

YOU BE GONE
BY THE TIME I GET BACK.

[ Door Slams ]

HI.
HI.

HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING?
NO.

[ Sighs ]
IF I DO, I'LL TELL YOU.
I PROMISE.

YOU'LL DO THE SAME FOR ME?
YEAH.

I JUST KEEP THINKING
IT'S MY FAULT.

I SHOULD'VE IGNORED MY PARENTS
AND TALKED TO HIM.

WELL, I THINK IT'S
MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

[ Sighs ]
YEAH.

SEE YA.
[ Moans ]

OH, SORRY.

* I DON'T HAVE

* PLANS AND SCHEMES

* AND I DON'T HAVE

* HOPES AND DREAMS

* I DON'T HAVE

* ANYTHING

* SINCE I DON'T HAVE

* YOU

* I DON'T HAVE
[ Murmuring ]

* FOND DESIRES

* AND I DON'T HAVE

* HAPPY HOURS

* I DON'T HAVE

* ANYTHING

* SINCE I DON'T HAVE YOU *

THANK YOU.
THANKS.

[ Kenny ]
WHOOPS.
[ Laughing ]

KIND OF LONELY AROUND HERE
WITHOUT OLD WHAT'S-HIS-FACE,
ISN'T IT?

[ T.J. ]
THINK HE'LL HAVE THE GUTS
TO COME BACK, KENNY?

WHAT'S-HIS-FACE?
HE WON'T COME BACK.

HE WON'T COME BACK.

[ Laughing ]

JONATHAN,
I GOT MY BRACES OFF.

YOU LOOK VERY NICE,
ROSALIE.

HI.

HI.

GOING TO A FUNERAL?

[ Sighs ]
I REALLY WISH
GENE WAS BACK, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, WELL, MAYBE HE'S
A LITTLE EMBARRASSED
TO SHOW HIS FACE.

MAYBE THERE WERE REASONS,
MARILYN.

HE'LL COME BACK. I MEAN,
WHERE COULD HE GO?

JONATHAN, I HATE
TO BRING THIS UP NOW,

BUT JERRY YAGER'S GONNA BE
IN TOWN OVER PROM WEEKEND.

- JERRY WHO?
- YAGER, OUR QUARTERBACK
LAST YEAR.

HE PLAYS FOR KENYON NOW,

AND HE CALLED AND ASKED
IF I HAD A DATE TO THE PROM.

UH, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

I SAID I HAD TO TALK
TO SOMEONE FIRST.

TO SOMEONE?

MEANING ME?

WELL, JERRY'S ONLY HERE
A COUPLE OF TIMES A YEAR,

AND I FELT YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

SURE.

- MARILYN--
- WHAT?

FIRST OF ALL,
I SEEM TO RECALL...

WE HAD A REALLY LOUSY
FOOTBALL TEAM LAST YEAR.

SECOND,

YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
ABOUT THE PROM.

AND THIRD, YOU AND
JERRY "QUARTERBACK" YAGER
CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

* WELL, THAT'LL BE THE DAY
WHEN YOU SAY GOOD-BYE *

* YES, THAT'LL BE THE DAY
WHEN YOU MAKE ME CRY *

* YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE
YOU KNOW IT'S A LIE *

* 'CAUSE THAT'LL BE THE DAY
WHEN I DIE *

* WELL, YOU GIVE ME
ALL YOUR LOVIN'
AND YOUR TURTLEDOVIN' *

* ALL YOUR HUGS AND KISSES
AND YOUR MONEY TOO **

[ Gene ]
YOU GOT GREAT TASTE
IN MUSIC, KID.

HOLY SHIT!

LEAVE YOUR DANCING SHOES
AT HOME?

YEAH, AND MY NEW
BLUE SUIT TOO.

I LEAVE YOU ALONE,
AND YOU END UP LIKE THIS.

GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW
IF I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER.

I'M SURE GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY
TO TALK TO.

GOSH, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

HEY, I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
YOU KNOW WHERE BUNNY IS?

YEAH. YEAH, COME ON.

** [ Swing ]

[ Cheering, Applauding ]

[ Cheering Continues ]
[ Murmuring ]

* SINCE I MET YOU, BABY

* MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED

* SINCE I MET YOU, BABY

* MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED

* AND EVERYBODY TELLS ME

* THAT I AM NOT THE SAME

* I DON'T NEED NOBODY
TO TELL MY TROUBLES TO **

YOU'RE NOT A STUDENT
HERE ANYMORE.

I THINK YOU AND JONATHAN
SHOULD LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

JUST A SECOND, OKAY?
STAY RIGHT HERE.

EXCUSE ME.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T EUGENE.

BACK FOR MORE?

YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT.

LET GO, KENNY.

[ Motorcycle Engine Starts ]

[ Shouting ]
GENE!

[ Gene ]
I DIDN'T RUN AWAY.
MY FATHER KICKED ME OUT.

SO I WENT TO KENTUCKY,
GOT A JOB AS A STABLE BOY.

BUT I LIKED IT, YOU KNOW?

CAME BACK TO GET BUNNY,
HOPING SHE'D RUN AWAY WITH ME.

[ Scoffs ]
WHAT A LAUGH, HUH?

GENE, I'M TELLING YOU,
SHE REALLY CARES FOR YOU.

BY MORNING I'LL BE
FAR AWAY FROM THIS PLACE.

WHY LEAVE?
THERE'S NOTHING
LEFT FOR ME HERE,

EXCEPT FOR YOU.

YOU'RE GOING AWAY
TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR
TO BECOME A FUCKING DENTIST.

[ Laughs ]
HEY, MAYBE I'LL COME BACK
AND HAVE YOU DO MY TEETH.

HMM. FUNNY, EUGENE.
GOD, THERE'S SO MUCH
I WANT TO ASK YOU.

HEY, I GOTTA LEAVE YOU SOMETHING
TO FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.

BOY, WAS I WRONG ABOUT MARILYN.

I WAS SO BUSY TRYING TO...

FUCK HER,

I NEVER GOT TO KNOW HER.

I GUESS I REALLY DON'T
UNDERSTAND WOMEN.

I AM NEVER GONNA LOOK
AT ANOTHER PAIR OF TITS
AS LONG AS I LIVE.

GENE?

[ Motorcycle Approaches ]

[ Dog Barking ]

JONATHAN!

WHERE'S GENE? I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR HIM.

COME WITH ME. COME ON!

YOU ON?
YES.

* MANY A TEAR HAS TO FALL

* BUT IT'S ALL IN THE GAME

* ALL IN THE WONDERFUL GAME

* THAT WE KNOW AS LOVE

* YOU HAVE WORDS WITH HIM

* AND YOUR FUTURE'S

* LOOKING DIM

* BUT THESE THINGS

* YOUR HEARTS CAN RISE

* ABOVE *

GENE?

GENE?

HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

JONATHAN.

NICE GOING, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK?

YEAH.

* YOU KNOW I CAN BE FOUND

* SITTIN' HOME ALL ALONE

* IF YOU CAN'T COME AROUND
AT LEAST PLEASE TELEPHONE *

* DON'T BE CRUEL

* TO A HEART THAT'S TRUE

* BABY, IF I MADE YOU MAD

* FOR SOMETHING
I MIGHT HAVE SAID *

* PLEASE LET'S FORGET MY PAST

* THE FUTURE LOOKS
BRIGHT AHEAD *

* DON'T BE CRUEL

* TO A HEART THAT'S TRUE

* I DON'T WANT NO OTHER LOVE

* BABY, IT'S JUST YOU
I'M THINKING OF *

* MMM, DON'T STOP
THINKING OF ME *

* DON'T MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY

* COME ON OVER HERE
AND LOVE ME *

* YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT YOU TO SAY *

* DON'T BE CRUEL

* TO A HEART THAT'S TRUE

* WHY SHOULD WE BE APART

* I REALLY LOVE YA, BABY
CROSS MY HEART *

* LET'S WALK TO THE PREACHER

* AND LET US SAY, I DO

* THEN YOU KNOW YOU'LL HAVE ME

* AND I KNOW
THAT I'LL HAVE YOU *

* DON'T BE CRUEL

* TO A HEART THAT'S TRUE

* I DON'T WANT NO OTHER LOVE

* BABY, IT'S JUST YOU
I'M THINKING OF **

- WE'RE TAKIN' OFF TOGETHER.
- HOLY SHIT!

JONATHAN, I DON'T WANT
MY PARENTS TO WORRY ABOUT ME.

- WOULD YOU TELL THEM?
- SURE.

THANKS.

- HEY, I'LL RUN YOU INTO TOWN.
- NO.

NO, YOU TAKE OFF FROM HERE.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I NEED THE EXERCISE.

OKAY?

BESIDES, YOU'LL NEED
ALL THE HEAD START YOU CAN GET.

- THANKS.
- SURE.

SEE YA AROUND, PAL.

BYE-BYE.

THANK YOU.
AW--

MR. MILLER?
HELLO, JONATHAN.

I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM BUNNY.

SHE RAN OFF WITH GENE HARBROUGH.
SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY,
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE.

[ Boy ]
CAN I DRIVE, MOM?
NO, YOU MAY NOT, YOUNG MAN.

HEY, SHITHEAD!

SEE YA LATER.

YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND EUGENE
THAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR HIM.

AND WHEN I FIND HIM,
I'M GONNA FINISH HIM.

HEY, NOW, DON'T YOU FORGET
TO TELL HIM, SHITHEAD.

[ Engine Revving ]

LOOK WHAT THAT ASSHOLE
DID TO MY CAR.

[ Tires Squealing ]
[ Chattering ]

JESUS. HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

* WELL, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT
AND I JUST GOT PAID *

* I'M A FOOL ABOUT MY MONEY
DON'T TRY TO SAVE *

* MY HEART SAYS
GO, GO HAVE A TIME *

* 'CAUSE IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT
AND I'M FEELIN' FINE *

* I'M GONNA ROCK IT UP
I'M GONNA RIP IT UP *

- [ Starter Grinding ]
- COME ON!

- * I'M GONNA ROCK IT UP
-[ Man ]
HEY, WATCH OUT!

* I GOT ME A DATE
AND I WON'T BE LATE *

* PICK HER UP IN MY 88

* SHAG IT ON DOWN
TO THE UNION HALL *

* WHEN THE JOINT STARTS JUMPIN'
I'LL HAVE A BALL *

* I'M GONNA ROCK IT UP
[ Man #2 ]
HEY, YOU CRAZY KID!

* I'M GONNA RIP IT UP

* I'M GONNA SHAKE IT UP

- * GONNA BALL IT UP
- YOU'VE HAD IT,
YOU LITTLE TWERP!

* I'M GONNA ROCK IT UP
AND BALL TONIGHT *

* WELL, ALMOST 'BOUT 10:00
I'LL BE FLYIN' HIGH *

* I'LL ROCK ON OUT
INTO THE SKY *
GODDAMN YOU!

* I DON'T CARE
IF I SPEND MY DOUGH *

DAMN YOU!

* I'M GONNA SHAKE IT UP

* GONNA BALL IT UP

* I'M GONNA ROCK IT UP
AND BALL TONIGHT **

LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR.

THAT WAS FOR GENE, SHITHEAD.

[ Sobbing ]
[ Starter Grinding ]

JONATHAN,
WHAT DID YOU DO?

ROSALIE, HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME
SEEING A MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'D WANT TO GO
TO A MOVIE WITH YOU?

I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'D LOVE TO, JONATHAN.
GREAT.

UH, MAYBE WE COULD
USE YOUR CAR.

YEAH.

* HEART AND SOUL

* I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU

* HEART AND SOUL

* THE WAY A FOOL WOULD DO

* MADLY

* BECAUSE YOU HELD ME TIGHT

* HELD ME TIGHT
HELD ME TIGHT *

* HELD ME TIGHT

* AND STOLE A KISS
THERE IN THE NIGHT *

* HEART AND SOUL

* I BEG TO BE ADORED

* YES, AND I LOST CONTROL

* AND TUMBLED OVERBOARD

* GLADLY

* THAT MAGIC NIGHT WE KISSED

* OH, WE KISSED
OH, WE KISSED *

* OH, WE KISSED
THERE IN THE MOON MIST *

* OH, BUT YOUR LIPS
WERE THRILLING *

* MUCH TOO MUCH TOO THRILLING

* NEVER BEFORE WERE MINE
SO STRANGELY WILLING *

* DARLING, AND NOW I SEE

* WHAT ONE EMBRACE CAN DO

* COME ON AND LOOK AT ME

* YOU'VE GOT ME LOVING YOU

* MADLY

* BECAUSE YOU HELD ME TIGHT

* HELD ME TIGHT
AND STOLE A KISS *

* THERE IN THE NIGHT

* HEART AND SOUL

* I BEG TO BE ADORED

* YES, AND I LOST CONTROL

* AND TUMBLED OVERBOARD

* GLADLY

* THAT MAGIC NIGHT WE KISSED

* OH, WE KISSED
OH, WE KISSED *

* OH, WE KISSED
THERE IN THE MOON MIST *

* OH, BUT YOUR LIPS
WERE THRILLING *

* MUCH TOO MUCH TOO THRILLING

* NEVER BEFORE WERE MINE
SO STRANGELY WILLING *

* DARLING, AND NOW I SEE

* WHAT ONE EMBRACE CAN DO

* COME ON AND LOOK AT ME

* YOU'VE GOT ME LOVING YOU

* GLADLY

* THAT MAGIC NIGHT WE KISSED

* OH, WE KISSED
THERE IN THE MOON MIST *

* OH, BUT YOUR LIPS
WERE THRILLING *

* MUCH TOO MUCH TOO THRILLING

* NEVER BEFORE WERE MINE
SO STRANGELY WILLING *

* DARLING, AND NOW I SEE

* WHAT ONE EMBRACE CAN DO

* COME ON AND LOOK AT ME

* YOU'VE GOT ME LOVING YOU

* MADLY

* THAT LITTLE KISS YOU STOLE

* OH, YOU STOLE
OH, YOU STOLE *

* OH, YOU STOLE *