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Why did you become rental oyaji?
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It would be nice to be helpful to others.
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Sounds like bullshit.
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As for me, my wife's been silently
borrowing money from my brother
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and in order to pay him back myself
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I started working as a rental oyaji.
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Shouldn't there be more profitable jobs?
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He was desperate to do this.
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I never said that.
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He can't do it by himself, so he wants me to help.
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It was you and your lack of work
experience why you asked me to help...
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You think I called you to listen
to your fraternal quarrels?
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It's your lack of redeeming features
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and your anxiety of coping with things by yourself
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why you registered as a set.
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That's what I heard from Murata-san.
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Should such half-baked people really be allowed as rentals?
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Some clients also do interviews, huh?
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That's not the norm, though.
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But since it's a long-term request.
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Long-term?
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I figured it would suit them,
since they just registered
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and don't have any appointments yet.
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I'll have the microwaved pilaf today.
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Sure. One microwaved pilaf.
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I looked at your rental oyaji site.
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It's important to make a good impression.
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So what's with the sunglasses?
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Are you even trying?
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Well, I'm more like... an external tag-along.
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I'm, you know. Since he's family.
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Do you guys think this job is embarrassing?
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Did I call two ashamed rental oyaji?
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I've heard enough.
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Today's fee.
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Starting next week, Mondays and Fridays.
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For a period of three months.
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- Three months?
- What happens in three months?
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We were told not to pry too much!
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You're right.
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I'll be dead.
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In three months, the world is going to end.
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Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts
Twitter: @hpriestsubs
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4, SHIKU
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You're slow.
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What about this cardigan?
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Too flashy. Next!
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Your screen is too tiny!
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Looks ugly. Next!
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I think it would be faster to mail you.
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I don't want to tell you my mail address.
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Next!
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No.
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Next!
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Doesn't feel right.
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Don't give me that sigh.
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That was the first one I showed her.
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You serious? What does she want!?
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It's not about the cardigan.
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She enjoys making us run around.
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We're her stress relievers.
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Excuse me, but I have a question.
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Yes?
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You don't have to tell us if you don't want to tell us,
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but by keeping everything so vague,
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it's also difficult for us to respond.
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What I mean is that you...
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That you actually...
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Do you even want to buy a cardigan?
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Why else would I make you look for one?
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Then maybe you should look with your own eyes.
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I'm tired.
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Those heels are not made for shopping.
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But you wanted to go shopping today, right?
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- Why wear them in the first place?
- Because I wanted to.
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She's got a point.
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You...
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Where are you pictures?
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We've been searching the whole area
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and haven't found a single cardigan
that was to your liking.
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And that's because you don't...
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Nice one. Looks good.
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I did it...
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Jiro-san. Go and buy this one.
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Here you go. You can keep the change.
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Sweet!
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What's your name again?
[ "Nani-ro" since their names are Ichiro and Jiro ]
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Okay, the left one now.
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What a pain in the ass.
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It stinks!
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Your feet stink!
You've gotta be kidding me!
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Wait. Hey!
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This is gonna be weird...
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...if you only do one side!
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Pyramid power.
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That makes 67,800 Yen, please.
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You're doing well, Sumiko-san.
How much is your fortune?
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There's no reason to hold onto my fortune.
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After all the world is going to end.
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She's the real deal.
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I tell you.
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Man, I'm tired.
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Naniro. Go and search for a cardigan.
[ "Nani-ro" since their names are Ichiro and Jiro ]
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A ca...?
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You just bought one.
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I want another one.
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I'll be waiting at my usual place, so go and take pictures again.
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As you wish.
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Wait.
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Excuse me for asking, but why
are you wearing the same shoes again?
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You knew they'd be bad for shopping.
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- Naniro.
- I'm Ichiro.
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Naniro, you really don't understand a thing, do you?
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I know that I'm not Naniro.
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Look! This is snakeskin.
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Last time I wore crocodile leather!
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- I knew that.
- Liar!
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I wanted to wear those shoes today.
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- I'm sure you did.
- Right?
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Come.
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Where are you going?
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The toilet.
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Come.
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Why are you taking her side?
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'Cause I'm Jiro-san and you're Naniro?
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Don't point at me!
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I don't remember us signing some kind of slave contract.
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You really don't get it.
Look at our Sumiko-sama.
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Sumiko-sama?
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Listen. She's a shumatsuronsha.
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(eschatologist)
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Shumatsu? Weekend?
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No, world end.
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Sekai no Owari. End of the world.
Not the band, though.
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She said so herself on the very first day!
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She's just mocking us!
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No, she's serious. She's the real deal.
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She truly believes that the world is going to end in three months.
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- That would mean she's crazy.
- There are people like her.
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Even I love those kind of stories.
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Nostradamus. The prophecies of Fatima.
The secrets of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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The end of the world has been prophesied many times.
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And proven wrong countless of times, too!
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There are people who completely
buy into those stories.
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Take that Maya prophecy.
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There were talks about the world ending in 2012, right?
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No idea.
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I guess they don't include that in Basics of Neologism.
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At the time, there was some rich American guy.
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Since he was convinced that the world is going to end,
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he spent all of his fortune at once!
Sumiko-sama is the same.
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If things go well, I can cash in on her,
pay back the money and everyone is happy.
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Slaves for the win.
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Sumiko-sama. Pardon me for the delay.
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We, the slave brothers,
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shall find you a new and matching cardigan at once.
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Are you making fun of me?
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If you act like that,
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you make it look like I'm using you as my slaves.
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I don't mind.
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Since you proclaimed it yourself.
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Be a good slave and find me a cardigan asap.
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Naniro.
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Shall we treat ourselves to something nice?
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- I'd like that.
- Let's go.
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Good luck, Naniro.
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I apologize on behalf of Naniro.
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He took your joke seriously
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and thinks that you actually believe that the world is going to end.
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He's such a fool.
That's the way he is.
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The world is going to end.
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If I say it's going to end, it's going to end.
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You got that? Naniro.
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You're actually using the microwave.
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Rather than spending time on making
something as trivial as pilaf,
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wouldn't frozen food be just as delicious?
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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With the shorter preparation time and reduced price
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we have 1.5 times more customers during lunch.
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You're a smart one.
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How's your brother?
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It's bad.
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Bro.
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Want some udon?
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Assuming that black holes behave like
Matryoshka dolls, it's left at the next turn.
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Now to avoid... the Grand Cross.
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I knew it! The workings of the
universe. Right now, right here!
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It's not the time yet.
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My brother and eschatology don't mix well.
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How about you mix it with some conspiracty theories?
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To act as counter balance?
Like Sadako and Kayako.
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What are you talking about?
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You don't know? I'm talking about Sadako.
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I've been investigating various prophecies in order to thwart the end of the world.
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Sumiko-sama mentioned three months,
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but I couldn't find any corresponding prophecies.
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You tried your best, Naniro.
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- Don't call me that!
- My bad.
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This is the only one left.
The prophecies of the people from the near-future.
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If you send them a LINE friend request,
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you can read about the latest prophecies.
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I can't use LINE on my PHS.
[ Personal Handy-phone System ]
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Use your smart phone and become friends
with those near-future people.
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I'm not doing that.
Who the hell are they?
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If you don't befriend them,
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I can't gain access to their fee-based membership site.
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That's a complete scam!
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You're the one who started talking about eschatology!
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I'm more into the analogue occult.
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I've no interest in LINE or fee-based stuff.
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There are lots of ways to make money, huh.
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- Don't get any bad ideas.
- I won't.
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What prophecy is she talking about?
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You know, you could just ask her.
That would be the quickest way.
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If I ask her some weird question,
she's gonna call me Naniro again!
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Who gives a shit?
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I'm Naniro. You're Naniro.
We're the Happy Nani-Nani Brothers.
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Are you giving up?
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Give up what!?
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- Tomorrow's shopping spree?
- Not that one.
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Ah! It's Sumiko-sama!
She's watching me!
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She's not.
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Where are we meeting tomorrow?
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Tomorrow? Tomorrow we...
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We've been expecting you.
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If anything comes up,
please use the nurse call at the bed.
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Okay.
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Here are all the details.
Please make sure to read them.
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Thank you very much.
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It's pretty nice here.
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I was lucky to get this one.
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This past month, I met with my friends, parted with my colleagues,
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sold my apartment and disposed of all my fortune.
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What? Why the long faces?
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I told you from the start.
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"I'll be dead."
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The world that's going to end, it's my world.
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I haven't told anyone about my disease.
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I don't have a family either.
It's easier that way.
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Your disease...
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I even sought for a third opinion.
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But there's nothing that can be done.
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All I can do is sit back and relax.
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I do like to travel solo,
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but isn't it nice to have company
for at least two days per week?
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If I were to talk to my friends,
they'd only get worried about me,
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but my disease won't get cured no matter
how much time they dedicate.
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I won't be able to return the favor at all.
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Going forward, I might go crazy at some point.
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All the relationships I've built so far.
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All the memories might get ruined.
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That's the last thing I want to happen.
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An indifferent pair of brothers
I can call names, hired by money.
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That's more than enough company.
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We're so indifferent.
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Naniro at your service.
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Too sloppy!
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It's transparent, so why care?
259
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,720
You can tell once it's finished.
260
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,180
You two are brothers, but you don't
resemble each other in any way.
261
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,020
Jiro takes after our father.
262
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,810
The handsomeness.
263
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:35,590
Handsome?
264
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:38,490
I'd be happy to convince you.
265
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:42,230
The jobless and rootless aspect, too.
266
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,410
Our father's been missing.
267
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:46,100
- That so?
- Yeah.
268
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,410
A self-proclaimed inventor.
269
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:51,120
Apparently it's inheritable to be jobless.
270
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,070
Speak for yourself.
271
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:55,100
I'm on a temporary break.
272
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,510
Unlike you, I have nothing in common with our father.
273
00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:02,170
I don't take after our unsophisticated mother either.
274
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,850
Are you adopted?
275
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:04,720
That's mean!
276
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:10,110
I had the same thought and checked the family register,
277
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,090
but I'm their biological child.
278
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,930
You checked?
279
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:23,960
Adopted or biological.
Which one would have been better?
280
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,040
Either way, I'm the eldest son.
281
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,610
I would have preferred if I had no relatives.
282
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:35,020
I guess even you have your problems.
283
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,120
Since our mother is dead, it's only us brothers now.
284
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,040
Nobody cares about eldest son and shit.
285
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,360
Your mother is dead?
286
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,330
How? At what age?
287
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,790
She was sick and hospitalized...
288
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,240
She was 52.
289
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:58,180
Oh my... That's eight years younger than me.
290
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:02,480
Having two sons, she must have been happy.
291
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,880
Now then...
292
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:47,160
Maybe Sumiko-san isn't dying after all.
293
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,830
I mean, she's completely healthy.
294
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,270
Nothing like our mother.
295
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,450
Bawling her eyes out.
296
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,280
It's 50 Yen per piece.
Pay and you can have one.
297
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,190
How petty.
298
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,580
Will you run away again?
299
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,440
You weren't there for mother when she died.
300
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,820
You came up with a lame excuse about some accident.
301
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,460
She was waiting for you.
302
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:29,150
Taking after our father, her most precious child.
303
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:31,880
She cared about you the most.
304
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:39,080
Why bring this up now? It's been decades.
305
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,080
Will it be some accident again?
306
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,550
On Sumiko-san's last day?
307
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:48,060
This is our job.
You better see it through until the end.
308
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,900
I know.
309
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:55,020
She's a complete stranger and we're the Naniros.
310
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,120
It's nothing.
311
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,240
50 Yen!
312
00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,440
You can keep the change.
313
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,490
- It's exactly 50 Yen.
- Damn right.
314
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,620
Sour!
315
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,980
The tea is ready.
316
00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:29,310
There's an upright-floating tea stalk!
[ considered a lucky omen ]
317
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,520
Look!
[ considered a lucky omen ]
318
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,160
- You're right.
- That's amazing.
319
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,840
Go ahead.
320
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:50,730
Say. Can I tell you something I haven't told anyone?
321
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:56,090
In primary school, there was
a small crystal in the science room.
322
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:03,640
When the evening sun was shining at it, it created beautiful prismatic colors.
323
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,390
I was gazing at it all the time.
324
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:10,030
On graduation day, I went to see it for the last time
325
00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:13,420
and somehow I wanted to have it by all means.
326
00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,870
- You snatched it.
- Yes.
327
00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,760
What a bad girl.
328
00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:21,210
I ran to the nearby coast
329
00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:25,120
and knowing I was safe at this point, I took it out of my pocket.
330
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,670
When I held it up against the evening sun,
331
00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:32,560
I suddenly overcame with guilt.
332
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,840
It wasn't pretty at all!
333
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,130
Even though it was so pretty inside the classroom.
334
00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:43,580
It looked like a simple piece of glass.
335
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,470
Eventually it got dark
336
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:50,730
and since I got worried, I dropped it in the ocean.
337
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,200
Destruction of evidence.
338
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,930
I had completely forgotten about it,
but I remembered it the other day.
339
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,920
Maybe it's because of that why I got this disease?
340
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,840
My punishment for transforming
a pretty crystal into a piece of glass
341
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,800
and sinking it in the ocean.
342
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,600
That's...
343
00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:21,540
There's no way that's connected.
344
00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:24,160
I would like that, though.
345
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,070
If it was because of someone I hurt...
346
00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:31,840
Wouldn't it be unbearable to think
347
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:36,430
it's my punishment for having hurt someone in the past?
348
00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:40,280
I'd rather it be my punishment for the crystal.
349
00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:53,300
Why am I the only one who is
going to disappear from this world?
350
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,440
Don't you think this is the wrong course of action?
351
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,400
You're thinking too much.
352
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,910
But to wake her up from her sleep!
353
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:45,320
What? It was your idea.
354
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,040
I never said anything about coming here at this hour.
355
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,560
- It's too late to go back now.
- It's not.
356
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,210
Since we're already here, we...
357
00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:01,340
Nani-Nani Brothers presents
Talk Night about the End of the World
358
00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:01,340
The legend of the Hopi.
359
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:07,290
Once the nine omens occur,
the Great Day of Purification is nigh.
360
00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:10,960
Eight of the omens have already come true.
361
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,260
Next is the ninth omen.
362
00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:16,280
A dwelling-place will appear above the earth
363
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,640
that shall fall and cause a huge explosion.
364
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:23,640
Once the ninth omen occurs,
365
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:29,200
the current world, the so-called
Fourth World will be destroyed.
366
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:36,120
In the Indian calendar, Shiva - the god
of destruction will arrive at the end of time.
367
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:40,060
The destruction of the world.
The downfall of mankind.
368
00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:46,440
The supernova explosion of Betelgeuse in the constellation of Orion.
369
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:52,330
In a supernova explosion,
gamma rays get released all at once
370
00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:57,330
and terminate all life
in a radius of thousands of light years.
371
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:12,160
To put it simply, mankind and the earth
will be destroyed many times over, right?
372
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,610
That's right. It will be very busy.
373
00:27:15,610 --> 00:27:18,750
All of us are going to perish eventually.
374
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:22,220
Although it's difficult to calculate the exact day.
375
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,480
And you haven't seen her for about a month, you say?
376
00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:00,730
She suddenly told us we don't have to come anymore.
377
00:28:00,730 --> 00:28:04,590
She even blocked our calls.
And suddenly, we're here.
378
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,840
A lawyer and I were present during her final moments.
379
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:20,800
It appears that she really didn't tell anyone.
380
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,420
She was oddly obsessive about getting a burial at sea.
381
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:30,250
She asked me to find a company
that can spread her ashes at sea.
382
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,920
But she didn't tell me her reason.
383
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,290
I wonder why she wanted such a burial?
384
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:46,330
There's something else she told me, though.
385
00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:49,340
"Even though I wish I was hated by them."
386
00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:53,770
"Naniro were just enough."
387
00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:10,810
Ichiro and Jiro. You're such fools.
388
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,570
She was an awful person.
389
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,070
The worst.
390
00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:39,660
SHIKU
391
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:39,660
The inevitability of death.
392
00:29:39,660 --> 00:30:09,550
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