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(TUNNINGS OF THE BELL)

(CONFUSED VOICES)

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

- Must be male! - God bless you! - Thank you!

- Hey! - Sons! - Thank you!

- What a lovely couple! - Thank you thank you.

(CONFUSED VOICES)

Man is not man ... if he is not a father!

(APPLAUSE AND APPROVAL SHOUT)

What do you have, Miuzza ?! Help me!

Miuzza! Give me a hand! My wife feels bad!

Miuzza! Help me! Miuzza! Miuzza!

Help me! Don't leave me alone!

Miuzza! Give me a hand! Don't leave me alone!

Call the doctor! (THE DOCTOR LAUGHS)

Quick, a priest!

Miuzza! Up! (TO AMAZING)

(TO AMAZING) Madonna...

- Oh ... oh ... - Stop it, this belly!

No! Give me a hand! My wife breaks out!

(EXPLOSION)

(LOLLO SCREAMS)

Lollo, love, here's the coffee!

But what have you done? You are all wet.

I pissed on myself. Happy?

Who put this deal ?! Ah, good morning, Don Vincenzo!

You know that on Sunday you have to bring the statue of the Virgin in procession?

- I'm sorry but I can not. - Are you crazy? How can you not ?!

I am a sinner. Last time you denied me absolution!

Of course, come and confess me that you don't want children!

What are you listening to ?! Move the cart!

You talk about coitus interruptus, buy those rubber deals ...

the secret of confession where does it go ?!

But everyone knows! And you continue to do the "mammone cat"!

A sinner cannot bring that statue would contaminate it.

- Lollo! - Eh? - Wait up!

(in Latin) I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son...

..and of the Holy Spirit, amen.

Here, so see you on Sunday. At 08:00 precise!

(softly) What a priest "whore".

You have to drink a spoon in a cup hot water every evening.

- I don't shit anyway. - This works. - Good evening. - Good evening.

- Good evening everyone. - One minute and I'm with you.

- I'm not in a hurry, for what I have to take ... - No, go ahead.

- Thank you. The usual box. - Yet a? But if he took it the day before yesterday?

- You don't want to give it to me? - No, but also last week ...

Is there rationing? Everyone does their own cocks, are we kidding?

As long as there is no pill for him men ... don't wrap, that's okay.

- You should use this stuff all! Take into account. - All right.

Nowadays it's criminal give birth to children!

Do you know how many we will be in 1998? Six and a half billion!

And in 2070? We will be 27 billion!

What the fuck is wrong with me? So I do not shit.

Have you heard? Nobody thinks about the future of humanity.

The situation is dramatic, but everyone thinks about his own things.

Selfishness! Here is the evil of humanity!

- They are your cocks. - Good evening, Don Lollo.

Look here, I'm forced to be a fool, ...

..to act, to buy condoms.

It even sucks to name them!

Because of you... I have to pretend I don't want kids!

I am emptying myself for a son the soul, I who would give my blood!

If you mind, then don't buy them anymore.

You're right, enough! I throw it all away! That's enough!

What is this house? A deposit of condoms ?! All away! Street!

- Stop, love! What are you doing? - Shut up!

How disgusting! Enough with the antics! The comedy is over!

But I don't want to be impotent! I will tell everyone that you are sterile!

Look here, a sea of ​​bullshit!

(ROSALIA PIANGE)

Miuzza! Rosalia, don't do this! Forgive me! Do not Cry!

- You know I don't want to see you to cry. - Don't leave me, love!

This is the tragedy. If I wanted to leave you, it would all be solved.

Without you, what do I live to do?

- I didn't want to come! - I tell him everything!

- Do whatever you want. - Do you want to decide? - Go, go.

We hope you don't have to regret it, my daughter.

I mean, doctor, the fact is that Lollo wants a child.

Thing? Does your husband want a son ?! But it's great news!

Why all these mysteries? You could have said it before!

You finally made up your mind, huh?

I decided on a horn! Lollo has always been very decisive!

What are you saying? Lollo has always said who did not want children!

He still says it, but because he is ashamed!

He doesn't want to make me look bad!

To you? What have you got to do with it? Do you want me to understand?

Lollo has always wanted children, since the wedding night.

And five ...

These will be five twins. Now we have to find five names.

Five names five!

(Rosalia) (We found the five names, but we didn't know who to put them to.)

(Rosalia) (time passed and the children did not come.)

(Rosalia) (Lollo could not make himself right, ...)

(.. he always checked my belly, hips, breasts, everything.)

Not even an inch more. Always the same!

- What are you doing? - Turgids must be!

Take this off. Here, not even a gland! Damn!

Negative.

Five days late! Maybe there we are!

(NOISE OF THE TOILET)

- Don't tell me ... - Eh ... they arrived.

And they fucked me!

Coward! Coward! Coward!

(Rosalia) (He never gave me respite, he always thought about that.)

- But, Lollo, still? - Let's start again.

- Lollo, for much longer? - Don't move, please!

I know, it's uncomfortable, but you don't have to waste not even a drop!

Up, up, up ... stop!

But why didn't you tell me before? You have been married for years!

- Seven! - He always made you do this life? - No, no, quite the opposite.

He seemed to have resigned himself, until three months ago, ...

..when the terrible one happened misfortune to uncle Pietro.

(SIREN AND VOICE CONFUSED) Get away! You can't pass!

- Yes, in the ravine! - Lady, where are you going ?!

You can't go! Back!

- What a disgrace! - The whole family Mascalucia ended like this, in one fell swoop!

Back! You can't go down!

In the dark and the rain, marshal, we do what we can.

- There are four victims. - Anyone showing signs of life? - No.

Now that they're all dead, what will happen to the pasta factory?

It will end with his nephew, in Lollo! He's the only one left!

His uncle kept it in the pasta factory only for pity!

- Now become the master! - Here is Don Lollo, he is coming!

I'm sorry I made her come, but they tell me that she is the only relative.

- Yes, it's the only one! - How did this happen?

They slipped, ended up in ravine and all four died.

Four? Five! To me It has been said "the whole family".

- Yes, the father and 3 children. - No! A father and 4 children, right? - Yes!

- They told me 3. Permission! There is another corpse in the ravine!

- Unfortunately she was right. Condolence. - Condolence.

- (crying) What a disgrace! I remained alone! - Courage.

And then it started again ... worse than before.

'' New wealth erase wisdom. ''

(crying) Now she is no longer resigned.

He wants heir, and I have to absolutely give him this son!

Doctor, please help me! That's why I'm here!

Keep calm. Nowadays, from sterility one can heal.

Have you heard?! I can heal! And you who didn't want to take me!

- Here it is. This specialist it can solve everything. - Thank you.

He's in Catania. He's a good guy gynecologist, he can give you the right care.

- You'll have to check it first. - One moment!

What should I check for my daughter ?! Where should he check it ?!

Where is it? L! The ovaries, lutero, the salpinge ...

No, you can't touch that! No man she has to touch it, only her husband!

- But, mom! - It would be a dishonor! - What are you saying ?! We are in 2000!

Man has set his foot on the moon!

- A doctor can't put his hand on what? - No! On what not!

If God wanted her sterile, God's will be done!

Come! But what does this say ?! Now put the salpinge in the square!

- Now all your beliefs they go fuck themselves, huh? - Which?

Those on overpopulation in 2000, about not having to have children.

Now ... have you read I? A son You must do it. Indeed, at least two!

- Go to work, don't meddle. - Kiss your hands, master.

- Vanni, don't take it, come on! - Hello.

Pap!

A king was born! (APPLAUSE)

- 250,000. - No.

- (Mother) 300,000. - No way.

- 350! - How can you offer us one figure so! Don't you see how he suffers?

(THE WOMAN CRIES)

It is still in your stomach and you want to take it away already?

400,000! Done deal! We don't talk about it anymore, okay ?!

Two Americans offered us half million for the last. We refused.

We kiss hands. Carmela, let's go home.

No, ma'am, wait a minute!

Why did you make me come here ?!

- Maybe I found the solution to all our problems. - What?

- There is a pregnant woman, wait for a son! - So?

- He'll sell it to us, do you understand? - What should I understand?!

What's wrong with that? They are poor, they have many!

TV also says that Americans they buy many. I remain hidden.

- And then let's say he's our son? - Yes, love. - Get up! - Lollo!

- Lolluzzo! - Shut up! Not are you ashamed of what you do?

- We were asked. - How many children have you already sold? - Four.

- Don't you suck? - Why? I'm unemployed, I can't keep them!

- If you can't keep them, why do you do them ?! - To sell them!

- Disappear, if not I'll kill you. - UItimo price, 300,000!

- OUT OF HERE! STREET! - But, Lollo, we are in their house!

Ah, right. Then get us out. STREET! There is no justice in this world!

A half-blowjob like him must have all these children ?!

They come to me.

Wretches! Cowardly! You wanted to buy a son for me!

You have not yet understood that I want my son ?!

Blood of my blood, blood of the my father's blood! Wretched!

I don't need to buy a son, I can do it when I want!

Be careful, don't provoke me. Even if I love you, don't do it.

We two are not even relatives, we are only husband and wife!

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

- Mom, then? - It fits, I spoke to her. Now it all depends on him.

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

- Lollo ... - Huh? - I have decided. - What?

I am ready to sacrifice myself for your happiness!

Does this seem like the moment ?! We'll talk about that later!

Do you see the one with the black veil? The one with the book in hand.

- Who is it? - She's a widow. Mom talked to her.

- He says she would be there a son with you. - You are crazy?

- But you really would be willing ... - To everything, just to make you happy.

Rosalia!

- Watch out, Lollo! - Madonna! - I'll help you! - Sorry.

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

(out of tune) who is our Father!

(out of tune) who is our King!

(SOUND OF THE BAND)

Here you go, I wrote you the address. Maria Cultrera, widow Caruso.

Just give her the money. Just half, the other half after the birth.

Miuzza, what you are doing I will never forget it, I swear it.

- Go, that is waiting for you! - It goes'. But, I beg you, hurry up.

What do I take? You know me. I go, I do and I come back.

- But don't worry, my heart stay here with you. - Lollo ...

Lollo, go! Go first and go back!

You have everything?

Pap!

Dad, help me! Tell me if it's right what I'm going to do!

Just a shit!

- Excuse me, there was a mistake! - I did it for fear!

AIt!

'' Corso Garibaldi 4 ''. It is here.

It is allowed? Is anyone there?

(THE DOG BAKES ANGLY)

- Are you Mr. Mascalucia? - Yes. - Please, I've been waiting for you.

Please, take a seat.

- Something wrong? - No, everything is fine!

- I had seen her with the black shawl, all mysterious ... - So what?

Now the mystery is gone.

- Please, get comfortable, I come immediately. - Yes.

I'll make you some tea.

(THE CHILD DISSOLVES) Bravo, Calogero, you did!

Mach! It's three days that only makes me air!

Blame the stones you eat! It's a greedy!

(ROSARY CRIES) I didn't do anything to him!

- I'll come right away. - I did not see it.

Don't mind it when I'm there children, there is always mess. You go.

You bring Rosario. (ROSARY CRIES)

Chained, come to get you Rosario, come on!

- I'll do it immediately. - Do it comfortably. - Put him to bed, otherwise he won't be pissed.

Nice of mom!

He has been sleeping for two years. Will he be sick? Rest in peace.

- This ... is the agreed sum. - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

When there was my good soul husband, he fucked all the money.

Otherwise they were beaten! He was a real man! '' Masculo ''!

- Get ready. - Calmly.

Fuck, what a piss! Wait, I'm going to dry.

(Calogero) Mom, poop! Mom, poop!

Crucifix, put Calogero on the jar, think about it!

Done. But is she still I? Don't lie down?

- But, I say ... certain things ahead not to children ... - And why?

In that bed, with the good soul of my husband, ...

... if we were children, not to mention the rest!

One thing I recommend, Don Lollo: hold me tight, strong!

I scream, scream, shake, bite, and sometimes scratch.

Okay so? More intimate? My mustache!

Do I have to get everything out?

Or do you prefer me with culottes? I take it off, huh?

- I get it ... Levo? - (in a choked voice) No!

- How long does it take? How much?! - The time it takes, no?

- I can't stand it anymore! - Where are you going? - I'm going to meet him!

- I can't wait here! - It only takes an hour to go there!

I am full of abstinence bubbles.

What is it? Don't you like me?

Of course, I like it very much, Is my type.

So, forget it, don't we dirty everything with material acts!

- But then ... - The money can keep them. - Oh, thank you, thank you!

- But what does it do? - Thank you very much!

(CALOGERO PIANGE) Sorry.

Ah, Calogero did it!

- Thank you, Don Lollo! - At least he did it!

(Maria) However, what a pity ...

Lollo ... Lollo, what is it?

Lollo, what are you doing here?

What happened? Answer me, love.

Have you been to the widow?

So?

But how? You?

With someone like that, not even him he would have made it. Right, dad?

- Rosalia, go home. - All right.

- I'll fix Dad, then I'll I reach. - All right. - Go. - Hi.

(LOLLO SUSPIRES)

(THE PRIEST RECEIVES THE '' OUR FATHER '' IN LATIN)

(PRAYERS AND PLANTS FROM THE FUNERAL CORTEO)

Ah! But you look where they go to make the holes!

(THE PRIEST PRAYS IN LATIN)

Porcaccia dirty misery ...

Ah, it's yours! I measured it!

Precise! Perfect! Congratulations! Congratulations!

What can you do?

(THE PRIEST CLEARS HIS VOICE AND PLEASE IN LATIN)

(THE PRIEST SHOUTS)

A generous kilo of escarole for the Lady.

- Put it here. How much do I pay? - Only 500.

- You don't screw me, do you? - Santa Rosalia is a witness!

- They are fake! Don't fuck me! - Oh God!

- How dare you? You want to do them lose the baby ?! - What a fright.

Sorry.

(JOYFUL SCREAMS OF CHILDREN AND REPROPRIATION OF A SISTER)

- The mother superior is not in office. I'm going to look for it. - Thank you.

After all, we are doing good! These mothers are ruined!

- Taking one at your service is an act of mercy! - Yes, of course!

Look. Would you like that, for example?

What questions you make? What does it mean if it suits me or not?

I am here just because I want a child!

No matter the woman herself, I do not care...

- That, for example, is fine! - But she's blonde!

Don't look at the hair! Maybe a blond son would come!

- How, blond? - My grandfather he was blond! A beautiful man!

- We are of Norman descent, I never told you? - No.

- Look how tall I am! - But you are all Black! - From mother!

- The gentlemen Mascalucia? - Yes.

Sister Pasqualina told me that you are here for a girl. Take a seat.

- You have many children, don't you? - No, we don't have them yet. - Ah ...

But we would like many. We are here for look for a girl to take care of it.

- Children should think about it the girl. That! - Which?

My wife would have chosen that. It seems fair to me, as a nanny.

- I don't think he'll accept. - Why? - She is an orphan, poor thing.

He followed a Sicilian here who had promised to marry her.

- But then he seduced her and he is disappeared. - Well, I don't see the problem.

It is bitter, sour, he had to give up his son, ...

.. which we have adopted to a couple.

He hates Sicily and is ashamed to go back to his country.

Besides, she never worked as a waitress.

- So ... - '' So '' what ?! Who fucks it? Will learn.

We can not so abandon her, poor thing!

Here is a small gift for the convent. - Thank you! - Nothing.

We need it so much!

You will see, I will convince you! Please make yourselves comfortable.

Everything will be fine. It is not difficult to be a maid. You are happy?

(in Veneto) I did 30, I do 31.

(MUGOLll OF PLEASURE) Good morning, Marietta.

(in Veneto) Good morning. Sorry if I'm still in bed.

- Imagine. If you want, sleep again. - It's late. - There is no hurry, rest.

- Here I am! May I? - Cover yourself. (LOLLO RIDE)

(in Veneto) Did you sleep well? Do you like the latte with the biscuit?

- (in Veneto) Is it a joke? - No. Come on, eat that is good for you.

You have never been in service, have you? So you are not practical.

You must be careful to everything we do.

For the early days, You better watch us learn.

(in veneto) You're running in, Do you understand?

- What we do to you, you will to us. - (in Veneto) As you wish.

- (in Veneto) How many teaspoons? - Seven, thank you!

- Seven? - Yes, seven! It takes!

(LOLLO RIDE) This is done first!

(in Venetian, laughing) Here, take it! And if it is bitter, call!

(in Veneto) If it is bitter ... call.

(laughing) Do it comfortably!

- 7 teaspoons! At this rate ... - Shh! Do you want to ruin everything?

We want to end this comedy? Who is this ?!

After all, she's just a street woman, without principles, without scruples!

- What are you saying?! - One who does a son with the first that happens, what is it ?!

Might as well tell her right away what we want!

If there is one who wants this end business soon, it's me.

But we must conquer his trust has already been burned.

We have to be careful if we want to that she is the mother of our son!

- Lollo! - Miuzza! - My love!

- I am ready for anyone for you sacrifice! - Santa you are! Santuzza!

Santa! Santa! Santuzza! Santa are you!

- Hello. - What a day. The accountant it almost made me lose the game!

- Carosello has just finished. - Less bad, I thought I was late.

- Good evening, Marietta. - Good evening. - Have you already eaten?

No, only she dined. It was eaten his, mine and even your dinner.

- It's insatiable. - Okay, make me a sandwich.

- (in Veneto) Brava, Marietta, I'm really happy! - And drink!

You ate it all, huh? Brava! Even my dinner!

- (laughing) '' Your mortacci! '' - By now!

- (in Veneto) I was 30, I have fact 31. - Give them with these numbers!

(TV) Cordova, Santarini, Peccenini, Boni, Morini, Prati ...

- (in Veneto) Do you like the game? - (in Veneto) It's a beard ...

But it is the final of the Champions Cup!

(in veneto) I'd like to see Alpine choirs on the second channel!

- This one is crazy. You tell her, It is the grand final! - Shut up!

We decided to conquer her trust! It must be like home!

- The Champions Cup! - The game is for men.

- It's the grand final! - If you want i Alpine choirs, let's hear them.

(TV) Meadows! Pellegrini! Net!

(THE ALPINE CHORUS SINGS '' HOW TO DANCE WELL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL '')

(MARIETTA CANTA '' HOW TO DANCE WELL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL '')

(MARIETTA SUSPIRES)

(LOLLO YAWNS)

(MARIETTA CANTA '' HOW TO DANCE WELL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL '')

- (in Veneto) I tell you! I can not wait any longer! - But how do you speak?

- How do I speak? - Yes, how do you speak? - Ah, sorry, have patience.

- I have to tell her right away! - Did something happen with Marietta?

- Can't you hear? Sing! - So? - In the bathroom! - What's wrong?

And you ask me ?! Sing in the bathroom! It is serious!

He cares about sugar, my dinner, does not show me the games on TV!

- Enough, he's pulling too hard the rope! - So?

- So ... when you pull, you pull. I feel that. - Lollo, what are you feeling?

- I feel I have to tell her right away! - Lollo, wait! What if it offends you?

We have to take the risk. Either it goes or it breaks!

(MARIETTA CANTICCHIA)

- (in Veneto) Good morning, sir. - Good morning! Convenient, convenient.

(in veneto) At this hour I have a peckish stomach.

You really always have it. However eat, it's good to eat.

Listen, I should talk to you ... of a very important thing.

You know that I, that is us, my wife and I, we have no children.

- Lucky you. - Such as? Ah, sorry, it's different for you.

But you will understand that, for a couple, not having it is a sad result.

Unhappy.

Sad.

(crying) The house ... remains empty. Life ... no longer has a purpose.

(crying) The house ... Without joy ... Without ... without ...

(crying) The house is sad! Without joy! Without heat!

- Hey, are you listening to me ?! - Yes.

You know what we decided, me and me wife? Do you know what we said?

- (in Veneto) Done 30, let's do 31. - Here, let's do 31. Good.

Since children do not come and without we don't want to stay ...

..for this ... we chose you.

To change our fate and fill this void, this house.

Do you understand? (MARIETTA PIANGE)

What the hell are you doing? You spit in my face!

But you must be crazy! Cry, spit, eat!

Listen ... now don't do this. I understand surprise, you didn't expect it.

But there is no need to cry!

- Among so many girls, because you have chose me? - You seemed the most suitable.

As in the photo stories, in comics, in TV dramas?

- But did you understand what it is? - Of course, that's why I'm happy!

- Happy? - Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thanks, dad!

- Who? - Where's mom? Mom! Mom! Mom!

Mum? This is stupid!

(HORN)

Lollo! Lollo!

What do you want?!

Are you still in a dressing gown? Hurry up, we must go to Vengelli!

- Vengelli? - Yes, for the contract! - It's true. I go down immediately!

- What happened? - I forgot that I have to go to Catania.

- No, with Marietta! What do you have say? - Shh. - Are you crazy?

He laughed and cried, he embraced me saying '' mom ''. What did you say to her?

I spoke to her with my heart in my hand!

I told her we want a son and that continued to eat!

It does not understand, indeed, equivocal! Yes it is convinced that we want to adopt it!

She who is already a mother! Crazy stuff! So I become a grandfather!

Then there was a misunderstanding, you explained yourself wrong.

But how do you defend it?

Now you are happy! You had it on stomach that I went to bed with her!

- You always put in the matter malice! - But what malice?

You always thought I was glad I liked that I!

And not that it was only a simple formality!

- You know what? Now take it and explain everything. - I ?! - Exactly.

Just you. So when I get back, you make me find her ready in bed.

- Because I want this son! - How can I do?

- I do not care! - (Vanni) No! - What happens?

- (in Veneto) Unfortunately! I'll cut it! - Are you crazy?!

- What happens? - Stop! - Why do you have scissors ?!

- I'll cut it! - Can you know what you did to her ?!

- I asked you for coffee. - While I was preparing it, it touched my ass!

An affectionate gesture, to break the ice.

If anyone touches me, I will cut! I did 30, I do 31!

- Brava! - What are you saying? For a touch you do a tragedy now?

- A little restraint! - Such as? Do you speak like this?

He told me about the family, about empty house, which had chosen me ...

That's enough! Take it away! (in veneto) I'll take care of him!

Did you touch her whole ass?

I swear, I just touched it!

And she only for this wanted to cut you ... the "woodpecker" ?!

- It could have happened to you too! - What a great bitch!

- Hi, honey, good job! - Come back soon! Hi, dad!

- Did he call you '' dad ''? - Hurry up, we're late!

- You can know why he called you ''pap�''? - Perch� � veneta!

- What does that have to do with anything?! - In the Veneto the '' master '' is called '' dad '' '!

It's like the pater familia, the boss. It's right. Is the Pope your father?

- No, we need more! - Yet it is called "Holy Father".

It's a way of saying. And then, don't break my balls and drive!

(Marietta) oil�!

(Marietta) oil! Cowards and traitors!

My Madonna, I can't take it anymore! I have to do them as a mother too!

- And to me as a grandmother. - Please, mom, talk to her.

Lollo wants me to take care of it, but I don't have the calm to convince her.

Do you think it's easy? If only he knows the truth, imagine!

(Marietta)

- Are you angry with me? - No, it's a song from the North.

You told me she's crazy too! These from the North are all mafiosi!

(BELL) Who will it be? Mom, stay here.

- Good morning, Don Lollo is here. - No, he's not there, he's gone to Catania.

Sin. I wanted to thank him, so I brought him this pecorino.

- It's fresh! Feel it stinks! Homemade! - Actually I ...

- It's the sky that sends it! - Blessed be!

Rosalia, make her sit down! She can solve everything, don't you understand?

- What are you saying? - She found herself in the same situation as Marietta!

She was immediately prepared, so she was there more suitable to convince that I!

- What do I have to convince? - Stay quiet, I'll explain everything!

- Is this a long thing? - No!

(LAUGHS)

Stop!

Stop! I'll make one hundred of children! I make one hundred!

- One hundred ... one hundred! - Wake up, we are going to get to Catania!

I absolutely have to talk to him!

- Sure, you want me to talk with Vengelli? - You talk to him!

- So who do you want to talk to? - My own business. Stop, I have to come back!

- What are you doing? Push ?! - Get off! - What am I doing here, alone ?!

- Go to Vengelli! I give you paper White! - How do I get back ?!

- What are the trains doing there? ARRANGED! - Today there is a strike!

Pigs! Pigs! Assassins! I do I go to this dirty house!

You have to understand them, they are so unhappy!

They are hypocrites, fakes and liars! the I have children and they keep them!

He who comes to tell me that the house is empty, who had chosen me for ...

And I thought I had found a dad and a mom!

The truth who just wanted me "ciavar".

He also wanted me "ciavar". '' All masculine erotic! ''

Aren't you ashamed of being a pimp? Damn!

Wait up! If not, they don't pay me!

- Min ... - Here's Mom and Grandma! Were you listening?

- Better, so I don't have to repeat myself! I'm leaving! - Marietta!

- I said I'm leaving! - Marietta! - Marietta!

- Mom, it ruined us! - To who you say that! I did 30 and 31 too!

Pap!

Pap!

Thank you. It can pass.

Dad, you've really broken now!

(THE POLICEMAN SHOUTS)

What are you doing?! Let me get off, that I send you to jail!

LET ME DOWN! LET ME DOWN!

Help! Police!

(THUNDER)

Who knows where it ended up the unfortunate one!

- And Rosalia went looking for her! - I don't understand why she ran away!

I told you that you would have given her so much money!

And that that money could serve her to recover ... his creature!

So she would have been happy and you too! What more did you want ?!

(NOISE OF DOOR CLOSING) It's Rosalia. Hopefully he found it.

- Rosalia! - Disappearance. I looked for it everywhere, but not found.

- Hopefully don't do anything nonsense. - What are you saying? You stay, right?

Of course, how could I leave you alone?

I also told her to stay. Is it true that you stay?

Definitely. Just eat it.

Not bad. Too bad I'm wasted here.

My poor Peppino, that you left me in the midst of temptations!

Oh...

(NOISE OF GLASS FALLING)

(THUNDER)

(THUNDER)

(softly) The scissors ... This is not a joke.

Ah, here they are.

(NOISE OF BOTTLE FALLING)

Always eat!

- Pss, pss, Marietta! - Who is it?

Shut up, not a word more, let me talk.

I'm here to ask you a favor. Then ... behave as you see fit.

I know what I'm going to say it can pain you, but it is necessary!

Between us there was a big misunderstanding!

You are young ... beautiful ... desirable ...

But I too am still young, strong, full of life, ardor!

When I chose you, I wanted to fill a life without joy, it's true.

But above all because I liked you! And not as a daughter, but as a woman!

A true, complete, capable woman to give me what Rosalia can't!

To give me this son, to make me father like all men!

No! Stop! Stop... I'm afraid of your answer.

Before talking, think about it, I beg you.

(MARIA GEME)

What do these moans mean?

Don't tell me that all my hopes, are my wishes coming true?

(MARIA GEME)

Thank you! I knew you would understand!

I make you a monument! Get more done in I�. Ah, the jacket.

Give me a son and I'll give you all that you want!

Ah!

Marietta, how dry you are! What are you doing? Do you eat, eat and lose weight?

- Aren't you going to get the lone worm? - Don Lollo, take me!

- Who are you? - I'm perdition! - Leave my hair!

I get up from myself. Where have you been Marietta? What are you doing here ?!

Calm down, Don Lollo, now I'll explain.

I had come to bring you a form of pecorino for gratitude ...

Thank you very much, what does Marietta have to do with it?

Since the weather was bad, his wife allowed me to stay here.

- So the bed was free. - And where is Marietta?

- Believing to be his daughter, that poor thing ... - I understand everything.

He doesn't want to sleep in the bed anymore servant, she wants to sleep with her mother!

The head is mounted! Now I'll show them!

- Wait, what are you doing? - Do i his cock and go to bed. Bed.

My wife ... doesn't have to absolutely know I'm here!

- Keep it at any cost! - Why?

- Get your cocks! - Of course!

Shh ...

Marietta! Marietta! Shut up, don't talk! I stick underneath!

- Did you hear that noise too? - I felt nothing.

- I think it's from. - I have to hold it back. - Why?

- We don't know. - (Mother) Help! Help!

Shut up, don't fuck me up!

- Lollo, are you crazy? - I want a son!

- With mamm�? - With mamm�! My lady!

Where is Marietta? Where did you hide it ?!

- You said to tell her the truth she became a beast. - He left.

- Run away. - And where did he go? - Boh. (BELL)

(BELL)

- Marietta! - Heaven be praised, you're back! - Around at night!

I thought about it, I accept. I'm doing for the money, to get my son back.

But ... are you really determined?

- Yes, I've done 30 now ... - And now it's 31.

You always make 31, after making 30.

(LOLLO CANTICCHIA NERVOUSLY)

(LOLLO CANTICCHIA NERVOUSLY) The handkerchief.

and I wear it ...

You made yourself beautiful.

Presentable. You know how strange it is that. For an educational fact.

- Pure perfume. - Of course, that stinks!

- To me this is like an operation surgical! - Yes, dressed like this!

Should I put on a coat and mask?

- You said it too: first it ends this story is better. - It's true.

- Go ahead ... - Miuzza! - Opera! - Miuz ...

A hair. Luckily I realized it.

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW PRAYER PRAYER WITH Fervor)

Come on.

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW PRAYER PRAYER WITH Fervor)

(LOLLO laughs nervously)

Here we are.

- Repentant? - No. Rather, did you wash?

- Such as? - I am a little squeamish. How should I put myself?

These are not things that can be done program. They come spontaneously.

But a minimum of heat would be needed.

Mind you, I don't want to have fun like crazy.

- But a minimum ... of collaboration! - He's right. Come on, take a seat.

So how do I get on?

Downhill, possibly.

(LOLLO RIDE)

Marietta! Marietta! How long did it take!

(ROSALIA GEME) How good you are!

Give me a son, finally make me father!

(ROSALIA GEME) Well!

You see it? You too enjoy! I told you it comes spontaneously!

(ROSALIA GEME)

S! Moan, Marietta! Yell out! Do not be afraid!

(in Veneto) I don't moan with pleasure and I don't scream. I just shut up.

- So who is it? - (in Veneto) It comes of I�. Maybe it's the lady, poor thing.

Rosalia? Oh my God! (ROSALIA PIANGE)

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW PRAYER PRAYER WITH Fervor)

(ROSALIA PIANGE) It's nothing, we can start again.

- But the lady does not cry? - No, on the contrary, laugh! I destroy you!

(ROSALIA PIANGE)

Don't hear, it's just the two of us!

(ROSALIA PIANGE) Come on, what are you doing? Come away.

Let her work in peace, everything will be over soon.

Stay good and come away. The more he concentrates, the sooner he finishes.

(ROSALIA PIANGE) Don't worry, we are alone!

They are alone! It seems to be at a funeral!

Disgusting! You disgust me! You have a wife who adores you, a saint!

Now suffer the pains of hell, and are you sleeping with someone else ?!

(LOLLO SPITS) Carrion!

Just a carrion like you could have done so!

(crying) You suck me! (LOLLO SPITS)

I came to get a tranquilizer for Rosalia. He feels bad.

Leave it alone. I'll take care of Rosalia.

Boh ...

Lollo ...

Lollo?

- Have you seen Lollo? - Wasn't he in bed with you?

- When I woke up, the bed it was empty! - Oh, my Madonna!

(Maria) What was it?

- It's his! - Of him!

(Lollo) ('' Only love of my life,...'')

('' .. my hand trembles while I have to say 'goodbye'. '')

- Rosalia! My baby! - Meschina! Horned �!

- Is it serious? - The shock was strong.

- Then on a person so exhausted ... - Holy Virgin!

(Doctor) Now pray, but you had to think about it before, ...

.. maybe you could fix everything with a small gynecological therapy.

- So she lost her husband too! - Lollo hasn't run away! - No?

The time is gone to have a son with Marietta!

- With Marietta? - Yes, then come back. - But he said "goodbye forever"!

There was a misunderstanding, Lollo wrote: ...

.. '' I say 'goodbye', but only for a few days, ... ''

'' .. time to have a child and I'll be right back. ''

- What a gentleman! - And what a noble spirit!

'' I could not have had a son under the conjugal roof, ... ''

'' .. I would have sucked, I would have spat in my face. ''

- What an exaggeration! - No, no, that really spits!

Okay, but you think you're hiding all to people? At all?

When the son arrives, we say that It's Rosalia's and it's all right.

- Happy you ... I salute you. - Hello, doctor.

You will see that everything settles down. Think about healing, beautiful mom.

- Don Lollo wrote! - That says? - Let's go listen!

'' Therefore, during my absence ... ''

'' .. I invite you to continue the work with confidence and serenity. ''

'' The purpose of my mission Is the search for new markets ... ''

'' ..in the continent and abroad, ... ''

'' .. to ensure continuity and the development of our company. ''

(Vanni) '' Affectionately yours, Mascalucia Lollo. ''

(LOLLO ANSIMA) This too is done. How many are they?

- Five. - Enough, for now. Better not to flood.

I'M FATHER!

FATHER AS MY FATHER!

Go shit on you and that horny guy your father! You can no longer sleep!

- Maybe it's better to make another one. - Yet? - For safety.

Ugh ...

Don't move, stop! Should not be waste not even a drop!

as a feather in the wind...

(Lollo) ('' Don't worry if anyone is chatting in town.)

('' Think about the day I return victorious with a son, ... '')

(''..our son!'')

('' Yours is a great sacrifice, but I sacrifice myself too much. '')

('' Even five times a day. '')

Ah ... what magnificence, huh? What silence, what solitude!

Yes, this peace moves me.

- Here it must come very well! Come on, lie down! - Also here?

- Why not? Come on! - You got me for a coin-operated machine!

- One comes to get a little distracted ... - What do you care, lie down!

(in veneto) Yes, yes, we did 30, we do 31.

Maybe you're right, a little distraction will do us good!

- (laughing) We did 68, we do ... - What?

- No, I say: we did 68 ... - So? - How do you always say?

- (in Veneto) We did 30, let's do 31. - Yes.

Now I say: we did 68, we do ... - 31!

Okay, let's do 31, worse for you.

Macch�, nothing ... Nothing, do you understand ?! Nothing!

You are also slim, fuck off!

- No improvement? - (crying) No, always like this.

(Lollo) ('' Dear Rosalia, nothing, still nothing. '')

('' I'm demoralized. '')

('' If Marietta hadn't already had a son, I would think it's sterile. '')

('' With your image always in mind, I continue in this effort. '')

('' Without it, I would have already planted everything. But we have to do it. '')

He does it on purpose, this great whore.

Rosalia, what are you saying? Doctor, did you hear?

Thank god! Start reacting!

Here you go, I'm missing a day late. Precise! Are you a Swiss watch ?!

It won't be that you're too impetuous, too fast and hasty?

The time you had the son, how many times have you made love?

- One. - Eh ... one ?! - Yes, one.

- (in Veneto) But it lasted almost two hours. - Are you sure? - Yes.

- (Lollo) Porcaccia the misery filthy ... - (Marietta) What do you say?

(Lollo) I always say prayers, before sleep.

(Coach) Get off with that ball! Pass it, don't get attached to it!

Give it to Parodi! Here it is! Come on, determination!

(WHISTLE SOUND)

(Coach) Thank the goalkeeper who does not see us!

(Trainer) You are really vented! Swim like umbrellas!

(Coach) You have tar in the lungs?

(Coach) Come dry, otherwise drown!

(WHISTLE SOUND)

(WHISTLE SOUND) Out, out!

(EXPRESSIONS OF ENTHUSIASM) Dry off, little girls!

You already have rheumatism! What kind of invertebrates!

Now silence and maximum concentration.

(tape recorder) Relax. You feel tired, but you are calm, relaxed.

(tape recorder) Check your nerves. gives you control over your body.

(tape recorder) You are conscious of your strength, your ability.

(tape recorder) Relax, don't have you ever felt so efficient.

(tape recorder) You can't wait. that you start the championship, ...

... to prove that you are the strongest, the best.

(tape recorder) Nobody can. stop, you can't make mistakes.

(tape recorder) Don't rush, take it easy ... take it easy ...

(tape recorder) Stop. Stay still. Don't move.

(tape recorder) Think about that. you want to achieve by relaxing ...

(in veneto) Now enough! I don't feel like it, so, then!

You did not understand anything! I have made myself explain everything from the sports doctor.

So I regain control of mine senses. It is called "pisicoterapia".

- Yes, but ... - You have to stay still, understand ?!

You didn't say your son has it done with a single two-hour hit?

With this system, I make it last 3, 4 hours!

Just don't stop me. Now the son will definitely do it!

- (tape recorder) Don't be tense. - No.

- (tape recorder) Don't be in a hurry. - No.

(tape recorder) Be quiet ... slowly ... relax ... relax ...

(tape recorder) So ... slowly ... slowly ...

(tape recorder) Stop! You don't have to. move! You have to stay still!

(tape recorder) Think of the sea, one. expanse of infinite blue sea.

(tape recorder) There is a small island. full of greenery ...

(tape recorder) Don't get distracted!

(tape recorder) Focus on this. vision of peace, of quiet.

(tape recorder) Now you can start again.

(tape recorder) Piano ... sweet ... You have to dominate the will, the senses.

(tape recorder) Don't be impulsive, don't be rushed ...

(tape recorder) Piano ... relax ...

(tape recorder) Stop. Here it is.

(recorder) Now you can free all the stored energy!

(tape recorder) Yes, go! Go! (RUSSIAN LOLLO)

(in veneto) Go to that country, you and psychotherapy! I'm sick!

- How many have I made? - What do you want do you? You have been tormenting me for months!

I gave you a lot of money!

I can't "ciavar" my whole life because you gave me the money!

What do you think I'm having a good time? I'm tired too, understand ?!

But you look at this! You know what I say? I give you the last chance.

If you can't give me a son, don't it is talked about more, and friends as before.

But what proof! You can make a hundred or a thousand, nothing will happen!

What do you mean?!

You never thought that I am not sterile I, is not your wife but you ?!

Did it never occur to you ?! Then think about it!

Before moving on to the various exams, ...

..biopsy of the testis network, of Sertoli cells, ...

..of the cervical canal, and those to determine the Ph, ...

..I think it will be better examine the seed.

- The seed? - Yes.

(NOISE OF DOOR OPENING) Miss.

- Have the gentleman sit down. - This way. - Go.

You must collect it in this test tube. Take your time.

- Miss? - Yes?

- Done. - As did''? - Done.

Mh ...

Mh ...

- Sorry to say, but ... - Sterile.

C'mon. I know the news is serious, sad.

However, believe, I don't tell her to console him, ...

.. today to give birth to a child It is an equally serious problem.

With the future that is being prepared ... But do you know how many we will be in 2070 ?!

Try to say it, come on! How many will we be in 2070 ?!

27 billion, I know! Does he say it to me ?!

Coward! Horned! YOU ARE A HORN! CORNUTAZZO!

I had heard him call.

(SHOUTING CONFUSED) I knew it! It's your fault!

(SHOUTING CONFUSED)

You close! ''Vade Retro''!

(THE PRIEST LAUGHS)

- Street! - Street! - Go away!

(SHOUTING CONFUSED)

Rosalia! Love!

(SHOUTING CONFUSED)

Sterile! And horned!

(SHOUTING CONFUSED)

(SOUND OF THINKER)

(SOUND OF THINKER)

Pap ...

(Rosalia) Lollo? Lolluzzo! How are you, honey?

There is already Vanni. He brought cards to sign. Shall I go up? No.

Do not worry, you will then sign them comfortably.

Now drink the milk, which, as the doctor said, it's good for you.

Come on, love, take a sip. Come on, Lolluzzo!

You take it alone. All right. Hello sweetheart.

(TO SURPRISE) Hello!

(Groans)

(70s music)

But, Lollo, my love, do not do this.

Come on, react a little, don't you? One should not be so disheartened.

Come on, come on! And then, in the village nobody knows that you are sterile.

For people you are like before. Everyone believes that sterile is me.

- Poor Rosalia ... - Don't you worry about me, I'm used to it.

And then it doesn't matter. But you can't reduce you like this, we don't solve anything.

And what do you want to solve? Now ...

You are so reduced because you want a child, don't you?

We can always have this son, just want it.

You sacrificed yourself a lot to have our son.

Even 5 times a day, remember?

After what you did, now It is right that I sacrifice myself.

- Rosalia ... - Yes? - What the fuck are you saying ?!

I want to give you a son. To have it, there is only one possibility left.

- But no! - Eh ... - Don't worry!

I will only be an instrument. Rester indifferent, without feeling.

Sar ... as a surgical operation.

- And who is this surgeon? - Any one.

One that I will only know once and then it no longer has to exist.

- Shall we kill him? - What are you saying, love? You will never know it!

Don't do this, love! Think about when there will be a child at home!

A son of ours who will call you '' Dad ''! Pap! Pap!

(VITES OF A CHILD)

It's a boy!

(EVENTS OF JOY)

Warm congratulations!

What did I tell you, Lollo? We must have faith!

Sooner or later, the Lord puts his hand on it!

Yes, yes, a hand ... a hand takes.

(SOUND OF A BAND)

Is born... The king is born!

(APPLAUSE AND SOUND OF A BAND)

(SOUND OF A THINKER)

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