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♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la, la-la-laaa ♪
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♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la, la-la-laaa ♪
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♪ All my lazy teenage boasts ♪
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♪ Are now high precision ghosts ♪
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♪ And they're comin' round the track ♪
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♪ To haunt me ♪
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♪ When she looks at me and laughs ♪
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♪ I remind her of the facts ♪
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♪ I'm the king of rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ Completely ♪
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♪ Up from suede shoes ♪
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♪ To my baby blues ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
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♪ Albuquerque ♪
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Syd, homecoming's around the corner,
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and there's never really been
a better time to...
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That's fuckin' stupid.
It's not a fuckin' clearance sale.
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Syd, I know homecoming can be lame,
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but I was thinking maybe
we could be lame together.
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♪ All the pathos you can keep ♪
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Syd, go to homecoming...
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- Ugh. That was forceful.
- ♪ For the children in the street ♪
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♪ New broom, this room ♪
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♪ Sweep it clean ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la ♪
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- ♪ La-laaa ♪
- ♪ Albuquerque ♪
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♪ The king of rock 'n' roll ♪
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- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laaa ♪
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♪ Albuquerque ♪
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- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ La-la ♪
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- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laaa ♪
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- ♪ Albuquerque ♪
- ♪ Albuquerque ♪
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♪ The king of rock 'n' roll ♪
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- ♪ Hot dog, jumpin' frog ♪
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laaa ♪
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♪ Albuquerque ♪
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With a blitz he knows is coming...
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Oh.
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- He's through!
- You're home.
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You look like a faggot.
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Thirty-five, 40, one-on-one!
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Great talk, Dad.
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Syd, if you don't have plans yet,
do you wanna go to homecoming with me?
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Okay. Sure. Why not?
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Uh, great!
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Great. Uh...
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So...
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So, I'm gonna go find Dina.
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Uh... talk... See... see you later.
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Yes!
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Yes! All right.
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, no. Oh, God.
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Shit!
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Fuck!
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What the fuck?
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Syd!
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Fuck.
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How did...
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I mean, you... you just...
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They were like this when I got there,
I... I swear.
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They were.
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No, no. No, no, I...
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I saw it, Syd.
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Well, you better keep this a secret, okay?
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Not a fucking word! Got it?
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Promise me, please!
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Okay.
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Okay. I... I promise, Syd.
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♪ There's a world I've seen
Where I'd rather be ♪
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♪ There's a world outside my door ♪
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♪ No, it's not on TV or in magazines ♪
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♪ I've lived there
And loved there before ♪
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♪ A world full of happiness ♪
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- ♪ A world of love and bliss ♪
- Dear Diary,
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- this thing inside me...
- ♪ When nights are cold ♪
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- ...I can't control it.
- ♪ Our hearts are warm ♪
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It controls me.
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♪ There's no place more sweeter ♪
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- ♪ Than this ♪
- And on top of that...
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it's not a secret anymore.
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Sydney, it's 7:30!
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So what? It's Sunday.
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It's Monday. You have school.
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I can't go. I'm sick.
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Yeah, nice try. Look.
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I need you to grab Liam after school
because I'm working a double.
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And make sure that he gets some dinner,
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not just a mustard sandwich
like last time, okay?
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I'm practically his mom.
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What did you just say?
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No, I'm curious. Say it again.
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You always ask me to do everything
for Liam, and it's not fair.
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It's not fair?
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Um...
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I... I don't mind
cooking dinner tonight, guys.
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That's nice, sweetie. It's just...
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You know what? Give us a sec, okay?
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Okay.
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I haven't been perfect.
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And I know me working 60 hours a week
isn't ideal for you,
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but guess what?
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My job pays for the things
we need to get by.
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Okay? Like groceries.
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When you actually pick them up.
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Is this about the groceries again?
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This is about your attitude.
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If Dad was here with me and Liam,
he wouldn't ask me to do so much.
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Just to clarify...
this is the scenario where I'm dead?
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No, I'm just saying...
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No. I heard you, Sydney.
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When it comes to your dad,
you have this gift.
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This selective memory,
but he wasn't who you think he was.
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Why are you throwing him under the bus?
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Because I'm the one who's still here!
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Your dad could be funny and sweet,
yes, but...
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he could also be vacant.
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Most days, you would go to school,
and he wouldn't even get out of bed.
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And you wanna know what's really not fair?
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You always chose him over me.
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And now, he's been gone for almost a year,
and you're still choosing him.
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Get up!
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All right...
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The trick is to be normal.
Be normal.
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Be... normal.
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Yes. I do crazy shit with my mind,
but nobody knows.
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Syd! I know you don't really
wanna talk since, you know, the...
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Um... Cool. I'll, uh... I'll be...
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As the temperature increases,
if an atom loses one or more electrons,
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it becomes oxidized!
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Uh...
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Yeah, okay. Goggles up.
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Bunsen burners on, and please, please,
please, nobody burn down the school.
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Look, I know that we said
that that thing is a secret,
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and it is, totally safe with me,
but we have to talk about it.
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- ...that should be good, um...
- Yeah.
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Okay, so I set up in the...
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Okay,
can you say something? Please.
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Yeah, I can. Why don't you just shut up?
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Look, I... I've been doing some research,
and I think...
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Syd, I think we should test your powers.
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- What are you even talking about?
- Just hear me out, okay?
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There's this thing in ancient Mayan
culture where they would...
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they would build, like, a pyramid,
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for the sun god.
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Basically, they would use it
for a whole multitude...
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Fuck!
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...the sun.
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...and sacrifice to him.
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- Hey! Where are you...
- Bathroom!
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Calm down, Syd!
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Calm the fuck down!
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Think happy thoughts.
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Syd? You okay?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
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You don't sound fine.
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I... I am.
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I... I'm great.
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Okay.
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Well, Brad and I talked, which is good.
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We figured that out.
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Oh, oh, oh... okay.
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But I... I... I also wanted to talk about
the other night?
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No, that's fine.
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I just feel like we left it in a weird...
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No, no, not at all!
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So, we're cool?
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Yes, yes, we are so cool.
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Uh, we can also, maybe,
talk about this later?
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Bye!
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Okay.
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Um...
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Feel better?
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Hey, Syd.
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- Hm?
- I was thinkin'.
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What if you and Mom... talked?
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But without being mean?
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All day at school and stuff, I try
not to say anything bad to anyone.
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And most of the time,
no one says anything bad back to me.
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But it's like you and Mom try
to find reasons to get mad at each other.
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What is this?
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Well, it's macaroni, cheese,
maple syrup, A1,
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ham, corn, margarine,
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cinnamon, fish sticks...
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soy sauce, grape jelly,
crushed graham crackers,
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and something in a jar in the fridge,
but I'm not sure what.
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- The thing is, I actually just ate...
- Try it before it gets cold!
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This is actually good.
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Like, crazy good.
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I call it "Liam's Loaded Lasagna."
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I know it's not lasagna,
but I just needed an L-word.
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I've never even seen you cook before.
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I know. I was too afraid.
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- Of cooking?
- Yeah.
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But, you know, then I just figured...
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That if you just tried it,
you wouldn't be afraid anymore?
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How'd you know?
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Sorry, we're closed.
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Was hoping you might make an exception?
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That depends. Are you a good bowler?
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No.
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Then what are you doin' here?
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Gotta...
try to make the lasagna.
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That sounds vaguely... sexual.
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No, it's not.
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Okay.
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I thought maybe...
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I could hear some
of those dumb theories of yours.
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Okay!
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When you said "research,"
I thought you meant...
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research.
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Okay, so the people
who wrote these things...
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Do you think they came up
with these characters and their powers
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- out of thin air?
- Yes.
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Or... or... or is it possible that
they researched carefully
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and grounded these superhero abilities
in modern science and parapsychology?
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No, it's not possible.
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At all.
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Okay. You're right.
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The people who wrote these
were probably eating acid like candy.
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But the point is, they know superpowers.
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Okay? So each of these comics
features an unknown visitor.
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A professor, a wise old sage,
some form of a mentor figure,
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you know, who visits the hero,
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explains their abilities,
the mythology behind them,
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and how they can harness
those powers for good.
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What's your point?
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Has anyone like this ever visited you?
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Okay, totally fine.
Maybe I'll just be your mentor figure.
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Or not!
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I mean, sometimes,
it's a rite of passage thing.
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There's always an origin.
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Okay? So have you experienced
any of the following...
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Uh... spider bite?
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- No.
- Okay.
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- Radioactive goo?
- No.
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- Alien gemstones?
- No.
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Okay.
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- What about secret military experiment?
- No.
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- Bionic limb transplant?
- What?
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- Okay, what about your parents?
- What about 'em?
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Well, sometimes,
a person inherits their abilities.
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The only thing I inherited was pasty skin
and my bubbly personality.
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And the thigh zits.
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Oh, too soon.
I thought those were fair game. Sorry.
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God, this is a waste of time.
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Okay. Look, all right.
All right. Okay, look.
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I'm the first to call out
how shitty this town is.
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And my life, it ain't great, Syd.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Okay, but...
but you have something special.
255
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And you're here right now because
you wanna try to understand it.
256
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And that's a big first step, okay?
257
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And I know this
because I am your mentor figure.
258
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Okay, Mr. Miyagi, then, tell me,
what's the second step?
259
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Focus, Syd.
260
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I want you to knock down those pins
261
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with your mind.
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- ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
- Okay.
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- Knock 'em over.
- ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
264
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- ♪ Aah, aah ♪
- I want you to make the kernels pop, okay?
265
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- Come on. I wanna hear 'em pop!
- ♪ I need a hero ♪
266
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♪ Holding out for a hero till the en... ♪
267
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Okay.
268
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So how does it normally happen?
Like, after Ricky's party?
269
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Like, what... what was your mindset?
270
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I didn't have a mindset.
271
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Okay,
but were you just having fun,
272
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and then you just
blew down some trees, or...
273
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I, um... kinda...
274
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kissed someone at the party.
275
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Oh.
276
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When? Like, be... before or after
I asked you to homecoming?
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Uh... did you think we were...
278
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together?
279
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I mean, we did...
280
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you know, at my house, that one night.
281
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I've...
282
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...never done that before.
283
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Me either.
284
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Right. So...
285
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this person you kissed,
and I'm not gonna ask who,
286
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because I'm above it and I don't care.
287
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,313
I'm not even the least bit jealous.
288
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But just tell me...
289
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does he dress cooler than me?
290
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No one can dress cooler than you, Stan.
291
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That's true.
292
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I actually...
293
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kissed someone who...
didn't wanna be kissed.
294
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And I felt like an idiot.
295
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,721
It almost always comes out when I'm angry.
296
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Or embarrassed.
297
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Or...
298
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or scared.
299
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Okay.
300
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,273
Come on.
301
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,367
I think I know why
they didn't kiss you back.
302
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Because you're incredibly ugly.
303
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Repulsive, actually.
And I'm not even counting the zits.
304
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,710
You know,
I... I see what you're doing, Stan.
305
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,731
And you wanna know something that's
even more embarrassing than being ugly?
306
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,465
Flunking biology.
307
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Which you are most definitely gonna do.
308
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,928
I mean, Martin Ganza passed biology.
309
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,139
And he thinks cyborgs
staged the moon landing.
310
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Okay, so I'm ugly. I'm dumb.
311
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,164
Wait, is that all you got?
312
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,730
Do you wanna know the scary thing?
You're never gonna figure this out.
313
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,109
You'll never know what the hell's
going on inside you.
314
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,070
Or what the hell's wrong with you.
315
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,531
And that's gonna eat you up inside.
316
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,700
You'll never have answers,
317
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,910
and that's gonna haunt you
for as long as you live.
318
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,079
And that's gonna suck.
319
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,908
Yeah, it will.
320
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,918
But nothing will ever suck
as much as your shitty family.
321
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,507
For starters, let's talk about your dad.
322
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,551
I hear he didn't even leave a note.
323
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,805
And do you wanna know something?
You'll never know why he killed himself.
324
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,150
Holy shit! That was awesome!
325
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,233
Fuck you!
326
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:59,656
S... What? Syd, I...
I didn't mean any of that! I just...
327
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I was just trying...
328
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,951
I mean, it worked.
329
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,536
I could've killed you!
330
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,539
We're through. I'm done.
331
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,624
What? No, I...
332
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,175
Nice goin', bud.
333
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,015
Oh. Now I gotta clean this up.
334
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♪ Crash, bang, I met a stranger ♪
335
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:40,322
♪ A stranger that I knew ♪
336
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:46,161
♪ What happened to the lover ♪
337
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,581
♪ That used to be you? ♪
338
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,208
♪ Ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
339
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:56,213
- ♪ I realized that danger ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
340
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:01,635
- ♪ Was closer than I knew ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
341
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:06,223
- ♪ Somebody else, some stranger ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
342
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,227
♪ Has taken my place with you ♪
343
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,229
♪ Ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
344
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:16,233
- ♪ Strange, stranger than fiction ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
345
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:21,655
- ♪ The thing that love can do ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
346
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:27,035
- ♪ Who can make a prediction ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
347
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,997
- ♪ That love will be true? ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
348
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,957
♪ Ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
349
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,712
- ♪ Last night, I met a stranger ♪
- ♪ Ba-da, ba-da, da, da, ba-da, ba-da ♪
350
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:41,800
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da ♪
- ♪ A stranger that I knew ♪
351
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:47,514
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ I knew I'd lost the lover ♪
352
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:51,893
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ That used to be you ♪
353
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:57,524
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ I knew I'd lost the lover ♪
354
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:02,070
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ That used to be you ♪
355
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:07,534
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ I knew I'd lost the lover ♪
356
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:12,289
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ That used to be you ♪
357
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,292
- ♪ Da, da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da ♪
- ♪ That used to... ♪
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