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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,546 - Thank you. - All right, see you later. 2 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,596 Dear Diary, I... 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,640 Fucked Stanley Barber! 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,225 You fucked Stanley Barber? 5 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,828 Y-You don't have to keep repeating it. 6 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:21,771 - Liam is right there. - I'm sorry, I'm just processing. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,025 So, how was it? 8 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,445 Honestly, having sex with Stan was really awkward. 9 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,489 - It was... great. - Really? 10 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,159 Something just didn't feel right. 11 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,493 Really. I mean... 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,496 so good at going down on me, I was like, "Whoa!" 13 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,707 So you wanna hook up again? 14 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,419 I really don't want a boyfriend. Just wanna hang out with Dina 15 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,838 and for all this weird shit to stop happening 16 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:49,007 and for everything to go back to normal. 17 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,009 One hundred percent. 18 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,723 I'm worried about Brad. He's in a lot of pain. 19 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,392 Dina, he's acting like he's lost a leg. 20 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,954 We were supposed to go to Ricky Berry's birthday party tonight. 21 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,298 but I don't think he's up for it. 22 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:04,689 Oh, you got invited to that? 23 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,399 Um... 24 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,818 Yeah, I guess I sort of got invited. 25 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,695 - Right. Cool. - I don't know. 26 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,781 I don't... think I'm gonna go, though, so... 27 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,408 What? Go take care of Brad? 28 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,035 I mean... 29 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,247 Fuck it. Why don't we just go together, you and me? 30 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,583 Please say yes. 31 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:25,918 Ye... Okay. 32 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,462 Yeah, let's do it. 33 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,215 Okay, Syd! 34 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,136 Hey, girls. Good breakfast? 35 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,139 - Yes. Thanks so much, Mrs. Miller. - Don't worry, hon. It's on me. 36 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,725 - Thank you. - How come you always make me pay? 37 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:45,313 Because Dina is nicer to me than you are, and I like her better than you. 38 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,816 Okay. 39 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,274 I'll see you later. 40 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,152 Bye! 41 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,363 Okay, so, here's the deal. 42 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,156 Karen's dog got diarrhea. 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,700 - Ew. - So I have to stay a few more hours. 44 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,159 So that means what? 45 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,038 It means you can stay here and marry some ketchups for me... 46 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,331 Okay. No sale. 47 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,750 ...or you can take your brother home... 48 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,461 without being an asshole about it. 49 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,799 Yeah, okay. I'll take Liam home. 50 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,341 Thank you. 51 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:17,970 Syd? 52 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,014 Yeah? 53 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,432 Where did Stan go? 54 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,100 What do you mean? 55 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,603 You said that Stan was going down somewhere. 56 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,106 No! No, I didn't. 57 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,069 - Yeah, you did. - No, I really didn't. 58 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,402 You told Dina that Stan was going down somewhere 59 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:33,987 and that he was really good at it. 60 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:38,366 Yup. Uh, he's, um... he's going down south to Mexico, 61 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,661 and he's, uh, really good at it 'cause he's such a great, uh... traveler. 62 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,997 He's a very efficient packer. 63 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,165 - That's cool. - Yeah. 64 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,291 There he is now. 65 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,419 Oh, yeah. Huh. 66 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,675 - What's he doing? - Just wait. 67 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,808 - Hey. - Hey. 68 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,103 Hi. 69 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,604 Hi. 70 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,358 So, it's good to see you again. 71 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,902 Yeah. 72 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,778 Yeah, you too. 73 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:21,451 So, do you wanna... do you wanna, like, do somethin' later tonight or somethin'? 74 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,369 Oh, God, what have I done? 75 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:29,167 You know, I would, but Dina and I are going to Ricky Berry's party. 76 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,169 No shit? I'll be there too. 77 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,254 - Oh, you will? - Yeah. 78 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,006 Ah. Okay, right. 79 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,175 So, I guess I'll see you there. 80 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,344 And we gotta go. Right now. 81 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,471 Okay? It's... It's... 82 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,430 Bye. 83 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,810 Cool. 84 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,252 Don't drop the ball, you idiot. 85 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,276 Can we go the other way instead? I want to walk back by the train tracks. 86 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,611 Think you can catch it? 87 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,529 - That's the long way. - I know. 88 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,698 - It's good exercise. Uh... - Let's go, now. 89 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,576 - Uh, Liam, wait. Goob, what's wrong? - The kid can't catch. 90 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,620 That's Richard Rynard. 91 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,288 Can you throw a little bit harder? 92 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,666 That's the kid who might kick your ass? 93 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,422 - Catch it. - Uh-huh. 94 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,216 Throw it to him, not me. 95 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,385 Syd! Wait, stop! 96 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,468 Please don't. 97 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,514 Hey, Richard! 98 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,017 - Yeah? - You see my little brother? 99 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:31,521 Do you mean the one hiding because he's so scared? 100 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,540 Well, you're gonna leave him alone. 101 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:34,564 Got it? 102 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,026 Yeah, sure thing. 103 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,408 Go choke on a tampon, freak. 104 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,829 You know what? So what if I really am a freak? 105 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,039 I could be okay with that. 106 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:53,501 I mean, if I really can make a nose bleed with my brain, 107 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,795 then maybe it can be used for good. 108 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,343 Um... Are you okay? 109 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,807 - Bet you feel like a badass, huh? - Kinda. 110 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,771 Well, let me tell you something. One day, it's all gonna go downhill, buddy. 111 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,649 Your life will be so pathetic, you'll attend high school reunions, 112 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,650 because you know what? 113 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,528 Nothing else is ever gonna happen for you in your entire life. 114 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,614 Yeah, you won't even have a dog! 115 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,378 Now what do you wanna do? 116 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,131 I don't know. I was sorta thinkin'... 117 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:42,549 What? 118 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,720 We could maybe, uh... do a puzzle? 119 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,389 The puzzles are downstairs... 120 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,352 in the basement... where my dad killed himself. 121 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:54,937 And I haven't been down there since. 122 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,607 Is there really nothing else you wanna do? 123 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,900 Cartoons? 124 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,069 Prank call the neighbors? 125 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,571 You know, Ms. Johnson is really nice. That's kinda mean. 126 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,198 Yeah, I guess. 127 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,080 Okay. 128 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,374 Hang tight. 129 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,339 It's just a basement. 130 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,717 Just a room in a house. 131 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:01,003 Every Sunday morning, Dad and Liam would work on a puzzle 132 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,464 after breakfast. 133 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,466 It was kinda their thing. 134 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,010 But Dad and I... 135 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,555 To me, it felt like everything was our thing. 136 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,433 But he used to spend hours down here 137 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,601 doing I don't know what. 138 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,106 I wish I understood him better. 139 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,608 Mom was the one who found him. 140 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,738 He didn't even leave a note. 141 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,452 Never explained anything. 142 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,248 Why the hell didn't he leave a note? 143 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:41,085 I mean, did he really have no idea I was gonna be such a freak? 144 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,548 I mean, did he think I wouldn't need him around? 145 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,259 I mean, why would he do that? 146 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,515 Liam, are you okay? What happened? 147 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,685 It's Banana. 148 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,145 I... I think he's... 149 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,023 Fuck me. 150 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,487 ♪ Every time you go ♪ 151 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:08,738 ♪ Away ♪ 152 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:13,576 - Dear Diary, I murdered a hedgehog. - ♪ You take a piece of me ♪ 153 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:14,869 ♪ With you ♪ 154 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,457 ♪ Every time you go ♪ 155 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,083 ♪ Away ♪ 156 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,631 ♪ You take a piece of me with you... ♪ 157 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,970 How old do you think Banana was? In, like, hedgehog years? 158 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,014 Super old, man. 159 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,558 Like, 94. 160 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,061 Banana was only 12 in hedgehog years. 161 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,354 I murdered a tween. 162 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,106 - Really? - Definitely. 163 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,068 Could you say a few words? I'm too sad. 164 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,570 Uh... 165 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,197 Banana... 166 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,742 you were very cute. 167 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,370 So much fun. 168 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,705 That hedgehog didn't do shit. 169 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,374 We both love you. 170 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,794 Do you think that, um... Banana... 171 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,547 is with Dad now? 172 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,342 Yeah. Dad will take good care of him. 173 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,972 I just... 174 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,355 I wish I was there for you at the end. 175 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,445 Had we known that you... needed help, 176 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,906 we would have given it to you. 177 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,575 This just isn't fair. 178 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,037 You're gone now, and there's nothing we can do about it. 179 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,499 We both miss you s... so much. 180 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,962 Everything's so different without you around. 181 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,595 Oh, God. 182 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,179 When does this get easier? 183 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,784 ♪ Do-do-le-dup, de-pom-pom ♪ 184 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,703 - ♪ De-do-de-do-de-do ♪ - Dear Diary... 185 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,206 ...things are maybe getting a little out of control. 186 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,378 ♪ I wish I was a monkey... ♪ 187 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,213 First, Brad's stupid nose. 188 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,424 Then, Liam's adorable hedgehog. 189 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,594 Diary, I feel like I'm racking up a body count here. 190 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,722 You know, I probably shouldn't be allowed outside, 191 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,600 but now I have to take my psycho ass to a party. 192 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,147 Okay, I'm so stressed out. 193 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,523 Which one do you like better? 194 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,525 The blue one is kind of all about the boobs. 195 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,736 The red one helps out my ass a little bit, though. 196 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,904 Which one should I wear? 197 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,572 Both? 198 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,408 You are useless. 199 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,578 Okay, if we wanna be fashionably late, we should leave in a few, 200 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,996 so hurry up and get ready. 201 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,623 I... I'm ready. 202 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,834 Wait. Are you wearing that to the party? 203 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,795 What's wrong with my sweater? 204 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,215 Um... Nothing. It's just... very comfortable. 205 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,051 But, okay, what if, um... 206 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,638 what if you wore this instead? 207 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,767 - No, thank you? - Oh, come on. 208 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,228 Don't you think it's time for the world premiere 209 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,063 of Sydney Novak's cleavage? 210 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,983 You'd look so hot in it. 211 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,111 Dina always makes me feel brave. 212 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,195 Okay, fine. 213 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,738 Okay. Okay, awesome. 214 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,450 Oh, now it's time for your makeup. 215 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,080 - I'm sorry. - What? 216 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,333 I feel like I've been so distracted lately. 217 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,044 - ♪ I was standing in your room ♪ - Oh, that's okay. 218 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,213 - ♪ Without my boots ♪ - No, Syd, it's not. 219 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,675 You had sex for the very first time last night, 220 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,552 and that wasn't even on my radar. 221 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,096 It still blows my mind. 222 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:05,015 How long have I known you? And you seriously never talk about boys. 223 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,352 Well, now I have. 224 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,772 Anything else earth-shattering you wanna tell me? 225 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,318 ♪ And my skin is red ♪ 226 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,699 Well, I... I don't... To be honest, I don't know. There's this thing. 227 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:22,926 ♪ Arm to arm ♪ 228 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,034 ♪ And thigh to thigh ♪ 229 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,829 - I, um... - ♪ Even though there's plenty of room ♪ 230 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,338 ...think there might be something wrong with me. 231 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,003 What do you mean? 232 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,674 ♪ Just like an owl ♪ 233 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,385 - I just feel different lately. - Oh, my God. No, same. 234 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,720 Me too. 235 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,931 Yeah, right. 236 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,975 No, seriously. Like, the other day, 237 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,102 I made a joke about The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 238 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,270 No one got it. 239 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,731 I had to explain the plot to Brad's friends. 240 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,694 They just looked at me like I was batshit crazy. 241 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,693 ♪ Well, I don't think I'll be bitter ♪ 242 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,780 - Yeah, well, they're all idiots. - Oh, I know, right? 243 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,992 But seriously, everybody feels like a freak sometimes. 244 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,409 Yeah, I guess. 245 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,663 Okay. Finishing touch... lipstick. 246 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,831 Absolutely not. 247 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,249 - Lip gloss. - Nope. 248 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,460 Cherry ChapStick. 249 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,712 Fine. 250 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,304 ♪ Yeah, keep that sweatshirt Wait outside ♪ 251 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,431 - ♪ We've only ever talked ♪ - Amazing. 252 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,557 Come on. 253 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,439 ♪ For what? ♪ 254 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,668 Shit. 255 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,403 Okay, I'm scared, but fun scared. 256 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,740 Like we're about to skydive for the first time or something. 257 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,951 Well, I'm not fun scared. 258 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,703 Feels like we're about to be eaten by wolves, like... 259 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,748 really drunk, judgmental wolves. 260 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,334 We're gonna be fine. 261 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,420 I just wish I could inject vodka directly into my veins first. 262 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,840 I do have this. 263 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,883 Oh, my God. You're my hero. 264 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,021 - You good? - Good. 265 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,231 Good. 266 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,364 So, I did it. 267 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,701 I finally went to a high school party. 268 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,327 - Hi! - It's awesome. 269 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,787 It was terrifying. 270 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,871 So awesome. 271 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,249 I was so afraid I'd do something fucked up. 272 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,333 Dina! 273 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,043 Welcome to the madness! 274 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,127 Hey. 275 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,548 Hey. Hey. 276 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,968 Oh, gosh, don't tell me. I know it. I know this one. 277 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,971 - Sydney. - Right! 278 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,640 I thought it started with an S, yeah. 279 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,851 Well, you guys go enjoy, all right? 280 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,186 Ignore him. 281 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,648 So, should we, like, get in there? 282 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,858 There's... 283 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,986 Can we please stick together? 284 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,321 Duh! 285 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,865 - I'd never leave you. - ♪ Then don't tell me we're lost ♪ 286 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,911 ♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪ 287 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,540 ♪ Don't tell me we're lost ♪ 288 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,086 ♪ 'Cause I've been Waiting for you tonight ♪ 289 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,548 ♪ Just don't tell me we're lost ♪ 290 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,300 Yeah! 291 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,385 ♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪ 292 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,557 ♪ I've been waiting for you tonight ♪ 293 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,602 ♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪ 294 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,145 Stan! 295 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:41,941 So, Stan... 296 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,569 Yeah? 297 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,323 I just feel like you and I have never really talked. 298 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,908 I... I guess not. 299 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:56,705 So you and Syd are, like, neighbors. 300 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,416 Like, close neighbors, right? 301 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,755 Uh... I mean, we're, like, a... we're, like, a few blocks away from each other. 302 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,841 - So, I'd say... we're moderately close. - Cool. 303 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,925 Mm. 304 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,723 - Sounds pretty close to me. - Okay. Just ignore her, okay? 305 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,352 Holy shit! That's Jenny Tuffield. 306 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,481 Didn't her mom just send her to rehab? 307 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,568 Yeah, but I guess 'cause she's here, it totally worked, 308 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,320 and she's all better now? 309 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,115 Yeah, right. 310 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,610 Oh, my God, I love this song. 311 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,846 - ♪ Jessie is a friend, yeah ♪ - We have to dance to this, 312 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,539 like, right now, right this second. 313 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,874 - Come on. - ♪ He's been a good friend of mine ♪ 314 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,170 ♪ But lately, somethin's changed And it ain't hard to define ♪ 315 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,357 - Go for it. I'm good. - ♪ Jessie's got himself a girl ♪ 316 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,216 ♪ And I wanna make her mine ♪ 317 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,802 ♪ And she's watchin' him with those eyes ♪ 318 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,848 ♪ And she's lovin' him with that body I just know it ♪ 319 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,727 ♪ And he's holdin' her in his arms Late, late at night ♪ 320 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,731 ♪ You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 321 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,484 ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 322 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,906 - ♪ Where can I find a woman like that? ♪ - Now take this thing off. 323 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,492 ♪ I play along with the charade ♪ 324 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,370 - I felt super awkward. - ♪ There doesn't seem to be 325 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,640 - Like everyone would look at me. - ♪ A reason to change ♪ 326 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,751 ♪ You know, I feel so dirty When they start talking cute ♪ 327 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,004 But you know what? The only one looking at me was Dina. 328 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,924 ♪ 'Cause she's watchin' him With those eyes ♪ 329 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:35,012 ♪ And she's lovin' him with that body I just know it ♪ 330 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:38,807 ♪ And he's holdin' her in his arms Late, late at night ♪ 331 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,187 ♪ You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 332 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,773 - Bra-a-ad! You made it. - ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 333 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,216 - Dude, I had to come. - It's not a party until you're here. 334 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,612 Hey, everyone! Bradley Lewis in the house! 335 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,991 - Speech! Speech! - Quiet down. Now, quiet down. 336 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,743 - He said be quiet! - Pipe down! 337 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,039 Eighteen years and nine months ago today, 338 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:07,044 George Reginald Berry and his sweet wife Carol... 339 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,463 That's not their names. 340 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,717 They were drinkin' a little bit of pinot grig', 341 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,803 and they were blastin' some Neil Diamond. 342 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,723 And then, nine months later, Richard "Dickwad" Berry was born. 343 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:26,438 And thank God for that because the Berrys' birthday parties are the fucking best! 344 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,150 To Ricky, everybody! 345 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,528 To Ricky! 346 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,286 Hi! 347 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,704 You made it. 348 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,416 Yeah, babe. I've been trying to call you. Thought we were gonna chill. 349 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,752 Oh, I haven't checked my phone. 350 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,005 Okay. 351 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,299 Looks like you guys are havin' fun. 352 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,468 That dress, though, is... 353 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,928 You like it? 354 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,347 Phew. Damn. Yeah. 355 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,682 Baby, you look so good. 356 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,643 We should go hang. 357 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,020 Oh, we are hanging. You should dance with us. 358 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,524 My ankle's killing me right now, babe. 359 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,110 Oh... 360 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,949 - Yeah, sure. Just let me finish this song. - ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 361 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,494 Sure, yeah, that's fine. 362 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,454 Keep dancin'. 363 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,541 Okay. 364 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,299 I should... go... 365 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,050 just to make sure he's okay. 366 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,974 What? Don't worry about him. He said he's fine. 367 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,679 I'll be right back. I promise. 368 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,813 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 369 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,609 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 370 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,416 Wow. 371 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,628 That was impeccable. 372 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,378 So... 373 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,840 what you... what you doin' out here? 374 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,302 - Just mountains of cocaine. - Oh. 375 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,596 You do realize that the entire cheerleading squad 376 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,390 are actually doing lines of cocaine in the upstairs bathroom? 377 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,560 Oh, my God. Is... is that why they have so much energy? 378 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,438 Oh, totally. Totally, yeah. 379 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,742 Okay, so I have... I have a question for you, 380 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:47,162 and there's, like, absolutely no pressure or anything. 381 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,246 Okay. 382 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,749 Okay. Uh... 383 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,544 Would you... 384 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,925 ...ever, you know, would you ever wanna go to homecoming? 385 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,218 Uh... 386 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:05,013 M-Maybe. I guess I'll see how I feel on the day. 387 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,097 Oh. 388 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,349 Um, no, I mean... 389 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,104 If... Okay. If you don't have plans yet, 390 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,606 and if you don't totally hate the idea, 391 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,150 would you wanna go with me? 392 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:18,610 I mean, yes. 393 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,655 - Homecoming is an outdated tradition. - I just have to be harsh. 394 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,866 - Tell Stan I don't like him in that way. - Deeply problematic... 395 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,244 - I should like him that way, but I don't. - But still... 396 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,704 - Why don't I? Ugh. - If you... 397 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,081 Okay, sure. Why not? 398 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,166 I am pathetic. 399 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,084 Great! 400 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,670 Great, uh... 401 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,838 So... 402 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,966 - So, I'm gonna go find Dina. - Yeah. 403 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,385 Uh, talk... See you later. 404 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,978 Nice. Yes. Okay. 405 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,781 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! Chug, chug, chug, chug! 406 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,616 Yeah! 407 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,175 Oh. 408 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,011 - Hey. - Hey. 409 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,073 Are you crying because... 410 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,035 there's a dead animal hanging above your head? 411 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,045 Okay, talk to me. 412 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,712 What happened? 413 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,218 Um... 414 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,347 It's just Brad. 415 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,891 We got in this huge fight, 416 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,560 and I honestly don't even know what it was about. 417 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,439 That happens with me and my mom a lot. 418 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,655 And then he asked me for his jacket back. 419 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,625 Well, 420 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:41,920 look on the bright side. 421 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,967 At least you won't have to wear that hideous jacket ever again. 422 00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,646 I guess you're stuck with me. 423 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,233 I wanna be stuck with you. 424 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,156 So, I finally figured it out... 425 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,408 the reason I don't like Stan. 426 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,710 Uh... 427 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,837 Syd, we're just drunk. 428 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,090 Oh, yeah. 429 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,592 Sure, I... I didn't mean... 430 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,178 Um... 431 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,096 It's just not... 432 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,267 Yeah, no. No, totally. 433 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,393 It's fine. 434 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,313 It's fine, really. I'm just... 435 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,859 I gotta... I... I... Uh, I'm getting a ride home from Stan. 436 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,276 So... 437 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,196 Um... Okay. 438 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,322 Wait. Syd. 439 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,235 Fuck! 440 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:39,829 ♪ Burn, baby ♪ 441 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,666 ♪ Burn! ♪ 442 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,954 ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 443 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:24,708 ♪ Yeah, burn, baby, burn ♪ 444 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,461 ♪ If you ain't learned your lesson ♪ 445 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,673 ♪ You sure got a lot to learn ♪ 446 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,969 ♪ Oh, burn, baby, burn ♪ 447 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:39,389 ♪ Yeah, burn, baby, burn ♪ 448 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:45,312 ♪ The finest line across this universe ♪ 449 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,481 ♪ Yeah, the finest line ♪ 450 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,776 ♪ Across this universe ♪ 451 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,989 ♪ A man can't find a woman ♪ 452 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,200 ♪ That won't steal his purse ♪ 453 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,746 ♪ I said burn, baby, burn ♪ 33110

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