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Dear Diary,
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happy fucking Friday.
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♪ This time ♪
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♪ Make no mistakes ♪
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♪ Keep all your secrets
Locked up in your heart safe ♪
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- Hey, Syd.
- Hm?
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Do you think Banana Wigglesworth knows
he's a hedgehog?
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And if he does,
do you think he likes being one?
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Goob, trust me,
Banana's proud to be a hedgehog.
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No question.
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Last night,
I almost convinced myself
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that I cracked the wall in my bedroom
without touching it.
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Mom says if you stare
at the toaster too long, it'll never pop.
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But that's just what happens
when you live in a shitty house
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with a shitty foundation.
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Stuff starts to crack.
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Yeah, well, see, what Mom doesn't know
is that I can do stuff with my mind.
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Cool! Can I see?
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♪ This time, make no mistake ♪
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♪ Keep all your secrets
Locked up in your heart safe... ♪
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Didn't you wear that sweater yesterday?
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Yeah, Mom. I did.
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'Cause I'm disgusting.
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Oh.
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Listen, I need you
to do some shopping for me today
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'cause we're about to run out
of everything.
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- No thanks.
- I wasn't asking.
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- How am I supposed to bring all this home?
- However you got it home last time.
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In exchange for... sexual favors
with strangers. Got it.
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Hilarious.
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Hey, change your sweater.
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Sydney.
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You're making me look like a bad mom.
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And I'm a friggin' good mom!
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Grocery shopping. This is my life.
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Meanwhile, Dina's dating Brad
and all I've got is...
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Hey, Syd!
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Hey.
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♪ Hey, little girl ♪
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♪ You wanna cut me off ♪
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♪ Hey, little girl ♪
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♪ Hey, little girl ♪
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- ♪ I'm really likin' your fringe ♪
- Hey.
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- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- Hey.
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- You goin' to school?
- ♪ Hey, little girl ♪
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- Yup.
- Yeah.
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- ♪ You really got me shy, hey ♪
- Yeah, me too.
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♪ Hey, little girl ♪
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♪ I hope you're goin' my way ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ We can meet up after school and ♪
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♪ Hang out at the park ♪
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♪ Don't let the June go
Pretty please, now... ♪
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Can you believe some people are
already asking dates to homecoming?
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So stupid. It's so far away.
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Huh!
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Yeah, totally.
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Super far.
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Like... like a whole week.
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Let's go, girls. Get up.
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Well, I hate to ask, but...
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- can you give me a ride after school?
- Mm...
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My mom just wants me
to go grocery shopping again.
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I know it's lame, but...
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No, no, no, Syd. I swear to God, I would.
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I sort of promised Brad I would
go to the pep rally with him. So...
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But isn't the pep rally for people like...
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People like what, Syd?
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People with, you know...
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pep.
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I know it's stupid,
but it's a pretty big game, you know?
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You're going to the game too?
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Yeah. Do you wanna go?
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- Sorry. I...
- What?
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It's just... that jacket.
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He's never given his jacket
to anyone before.
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- Mm-hm.
- It's sweet.
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Mm-hm.
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So...
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- So...
- Ladies, time to play!
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♪ Baby, I'm over here ♪
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- ♪ Waiting for ♪
- So Dina ditched me to hang out
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- with Bradley "Dick for Brains" Lewis.
- ♪ You, my dear ♪
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- Wore his stupid jacket...
- ♪ My dear, with your ♪
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- ♪ Unkempt smile... ♪
- ...like some gross couple from the '50s.
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And I need to still find a way
to buy some fucking groceries
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and get them fucking home.
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What the fuck?
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Desperate times, stupid measures.
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- Hey, I need your car.
- Oh, hey, Syd.
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Not for long.
Just, like, you know, an hour.
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Are you kidding?
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My dad would murder me.
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He doesn't even know
I drive that piece of shit around.
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Do you even have a license?
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Of course I do.
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Okay.
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Let me see it.
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Ah, forget it.
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Wh...
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W... Ah, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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It's fine. It's fine. I got this.
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But I'm driving.
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Uhh... Gladys, I'm gonna take 20.
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Stan's car smelled like weed.
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Just like my dad's old truck.
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I'd always ask him about it
when I was a kid.
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I'd ask why his truck smelled like skunk.
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Years later, I finally realized
my dad was a stoner.
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Hey, do you, um...
do you see that tower over there?
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It's been there since, uh...
1890-somethin'.
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Story goes that a hundred men died
building it.
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There's no way it took one hundred men
to build that piece of shit.
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Okay, well, it...
it was probably more like five,
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but my great-great-great-granddad
was one of 'em.
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He was not great.
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Well, now that I think about it,
every Barber male tends to be a shithead.
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So, guess it's up to me
to redeem the good old family name.
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I've never seen your dad. Like, ever.
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He drives an 18-wheeler,
like, 25 days a month.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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My life is way better
when he's not around.
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Wish he'd just stay gone, you know?
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And I just wish my dad was still here.
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Oh, I didn't...
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I... I didn't mean to... to, like...
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It doesn't bother me.
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Sorry, I just need
to drop something off real quick.
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There might be more to Stanley Barber
than I thought.
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See you next week.
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What are you,
like a drug dealer or something?
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I have clients.
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Shit! How many?
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Four.
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Technically, one's my cousin.
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Just here.
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If you think shopping sucks,
you can wait here.
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Turns out, there's definitely more to Stan
than I thought.
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- I'm here to support a friend.
- ♪ Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug... ♪
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I mean, he's still pretty weird,
but he's also funny.
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I mean, not that funny.
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- Never mind, okay?
- Okay.
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But he helped me out
when Dina totally bailed.
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- That would ruin the fun of it.
- ♪ Grape wine in a mason jar ♪
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- ♪ Homemade and brought to school ♪
- Oh, fun!
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Right.
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- Very boring shopping experience.
- ♪ By a friend of mine and after class ♪
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- Yeah, it's pretty... pretty great.
- ♪ Me and him and this other fool ♪
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Okay, it's gonna be... $67.99.
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Fuck. Mom only gave me 50 bucks.
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Uh... Can you ring it up again?
I think you overcharged me.
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Which item, hon?
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All of 'em.
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Yeah, it's gonna be the same.
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Are you gonna pay or what?
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- Do you need me to spot you?
- No, Stan.
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I'll just put it all back. It's fine.
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♪ I will never, ever leave your side ♪
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♪ And that, my love... ♪
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Stanley Barber. Nice to meet you.
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♪ I will always wait for you ♪
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Calm down, Syd. Calm down.
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♪ That's what I do ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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Just calm down.
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Pull it together.
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♪ Come on, baby ♪
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Breathe.
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Breathe!
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Breathe, Syd.
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Just... breathe.
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Breathe.
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♪ You know that you are mine ♪
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♪ I'm crazy about you, hey, yeah, yeah ♪
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Whoa.
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- Syd?
- ♪ I give you my love ♪
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♪ And it won't go bad ♪
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♪ Make me happy for eternity ♪
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♪ Spend the rest of your life with... ♪
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Heyyy...
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Panic attacks, huh?
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My, uh...
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My mom used to get those.
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I mean, maybe she still does,
I don't know, but...
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I... I mean, it... it sucks
that you get them too.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Why are you still talking to me?
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Because everyone else
in this town's boring.
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I've never smoked before.
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Do you wanna try?
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Do you... do you want me to go first?
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I just had to try it.
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Try to numb whatever the hell's
going on inside me.
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I just copied what he did.
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I didn't even cough.
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♪ Yesterday ♪
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♪ Any way you made it was just fine ♪
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♪ So you turn your days
Into night time... ♪
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My eyes felt heavy.
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My mind felt... empty.
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I wasn't worried about groceries or Mom
or Dina or even maybe losing my mind.
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Hey.
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Do you wanna go to the football game?
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Absolutely not.
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We, we want a touchdown!
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We, we, we want a touchdown!
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- Surprised you even come to this stuff.
- We, we
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- We want a touchdown!
- It's so lame.
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It's the opposite of lame, Syd.
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It's theater. It's live theater.
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Westinghouse Memorial High School
on a Friday night.
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- Bring it in!
- What could be more tragic?
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More Shakespearean?
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Think about it.
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The moment the lights come up on Hamlet,
you know it's not gonna end well.
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Take, uh... Mr. Bradley Lewis.
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His best case scenario is, what,
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managing some regional
insurance sales company?
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Where he gets to, I don't know,
call the shots on Employee of the Month?
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I mean, these are the people
that will actually attend
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the five, ten, 20-year reunion,
because, aside from this,
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nothing else all that noteworthy
is gonna happen.
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This is as good as it gets for them.
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And I like watching 'em, like Hamlet,
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when everything goes to shit
in the end...
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and everyone dies.
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I only wanted a boy
so I could keep up with Dina,
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but maybe I don't have to pretend.
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It's the best theater in town.
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- ♪ Little girl, little girl ♪
- What if I actually like Stan?
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♪ What a cute little honey ♪
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Ooh.
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- Number seven, you guys.
- Whoa!
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- Whoo!
- Go, Brad!
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Come on, Brad!
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Ah! Fuck!
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Yeah, Bradley! Go, Bradley! Whoo!
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♪ I never saw a gal so small ♪
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♪ Givin' out orders to a guy so tall ♪
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♪ The navy chief would answer
"Yes, yes, yes" ♪
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Whoa, this is your room?
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Yup.
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Oh, my God! VHS?
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Yup.
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It's the best platform there is.
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That is so not true.
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Okay, uh, I... I'm not talkin'
about quality here.
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I'm just saying the shitty texture
is key to the experience.
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And I... I can't with LaserDisc.
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I... Oh, God.
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Don't get me started.
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So, wanna smoke again?
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Okay.
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- Would you... would you rather be...
- ♪ So ♪
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- ♪ Sad, baby ♪
- ...an eagle or a jellyfish?
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- That is such a non-question.
- ♪ So ♪
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- What do you mean?
- Dude!
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♪ Glad, girl ♪
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- Eagle, hands down!
- ♪ When you ♪
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- Okay. All right.
- ♪ First ♪
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- It's you next.
- ♪ Came around ♪
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- All right.
- ♪ I was sad ♪
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So would you rather have...
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superpowers...
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- or would you rather...
- Okay, I'm pretty sure
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every person
on the planet would pick superpowers.
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So what would they be if you had 'em?
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I... I would most definitely be...
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a shapeshifter.
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But not to, like, go inside
the girls' locker room or anything creepy.
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I just wanna turn into, like,
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a giant-ass jellyfish.
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♪ Walked in the park ♪
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What is with you and jellyfish?
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I... I... Okay.
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I read somewhere that once...
once humans destroy themselves,
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this planet isn't gonna belong
to the roaches.
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How could it?
I mean, we're like 70 percent water.
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I mean, roaches aren't shit.
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So what, we're gonna become, like...
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the planet of the jelly?
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Yup! And I will be their leader,
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and we'll be battling the roaches,
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and we'll swim the deep blue sea.
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♪ You went away ♪
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Sounds nice.
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- ♪ Oh, I cried night and the day ♪
- Yeah.
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- Okay. Um... Well, what about you?
- ♪ For what you done ♪
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Pass.
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What? Wa... Uh, wait. Okay. Lame.
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- Pass. You go. You're next.
- Wait... Ugh. All right.
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♪ You left me so blue ♪
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Would you rather...
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- tell me your deepest darkest secret...
- ♪ I don't know anywhere to go or ♪
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...or...
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♪ What to do ♪
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♪ Please come back and let the ♪
300
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- I'll tell you my secret, Stan.
- ♪ Sun ♪
301
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♪ Shine through ♪
302
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But, when I tell you,
you cannot tell anyone.
303
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- No one! Understand?
- ♪ Sun passed behind a cloud ♪
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♪ So sad, baby ♪
305
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Yeah, I... I promise.
306
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♪ I felt so proud ♪
307
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Just tell him, Syd.
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I got pimples on my thighs.
309
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Ah! Wait, se... seriously? Why?
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I don't know why! I just do, okay?
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Well, let me see 'em.
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No!
313
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They're so gross.
314
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Oh, I bet I got you beat.
315
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No way.
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Okay.
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Watch this.
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It's backne supreme.
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Holy shit!
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- Disgusting!
- Uh-huh. And...
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and it goes all the way down to my ass.
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All the way inside my cheeks.
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Oh, my God!
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- That is so gross.
- Uh-huh.
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I win.
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Oh, hold on there, Stanley Barber.
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Check...
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this out.
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Bam! I mean, you cannot compete,
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and you cannot compare.
331
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Wow.
332
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That... Yeah, that is brutal.
333
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I mean, I have never seen something
so disgusting.
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I know, right?
335
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I don't know exactly how to describe
the way I feel when I'm around Stan.
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♪ Yeah, I'm so, so glad ♪
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♪ Oh, so glad ♪
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
Was that... was that bad?
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I only know I feel a little less weird.
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♪ So ♪
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♪ Sad, baby ♪
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- ♪ So
- ♪ Walked in the park ♪
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♪ Sad, baby ♪
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♪ Kissed in the dark ♪
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- ♪ So
- ♪ Leaves burned just like ♪
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♪ Glad, girl ♪
347
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♪ Just like a spark ♪
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- ♪ I'm glad
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Glad about the good times ♪
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- ♪ Ooh
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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- ♪ That we've had
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Sad, baby ♪
353
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,402
♪ You went away ♪
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♪ Oh, I cried night and the day ♪
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♪ For what you done ♪
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♪ I had to pay ♪
357
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♪ You left me so blue ♪
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♪ Please come back and let the ♪
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♪ Sun ♪
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♪ Shine through ♪
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