Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,049
[school bell rings]
2
00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,560
-We're gonna be late for class.
-[Esme] Come and get it.
3
00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,098
I don't bite.
4
00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,688
-Ow.
-I lied.
5
00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,191
I do bite.
6
00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,283
This isn't fair, you know. I promised Tiny
I'd make it to math class today.
7
00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,449
Shh. Can't we skip?
8
00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,948
Hang out, just you and me,
like it was all summer.
9
00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,911
-And do what?
-Ooh, use your imagination.
10
00:00:33,991 --> 00:00:36,411
[inhales sharply] Well, see,
I'm not that creative...
11
00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,584
-[laughs]
-...so you'll have to help me out.
12
00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,751
Okay.
Okay, but where would we go?
13
00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,125
When the bell rings,
everyone will be inside.
14
00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:49,803
What? And do it in the school parking lot?
What if someone catches us?
15
00:00:49,882 --> 00:00:52,092
We could do something
a little more discreet.
16
00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,104
[stammers] Right here?
Right now?
17
00:01:00,017 --> 00:01:01,267
Are you serious?
18
00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,363
Guess you'll have to skip class
and find out.
19
00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:20,372
♪ Whatever it takes
I know I can make it through ♪
20
00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:26,839
♪ And if I hold out
I know I can make it through ♪
21
00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:36,053
♪ Be the best, be the best
The best that I can be ♪
22
00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,848
♪ Whatever it takes ♪
23
00:01:38,806 --> 00:01:42,556
♪ I know I can make it
I know I can make it through ♪
24
00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,690
[alarm clock ringing]
25
00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,070
-[grunts]
-[ringing continues]
26
00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,485
-[groans]
-[ringing stops]
27
00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,160
[sighing]
28
00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,945
[cell phone chimes]
29
00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:12,919
[groans]
30
00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,427
[knocking on door]
31
00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:18,098
Rise and shine, sweetie.
32
00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,220
[grunts]
33
00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,350
I don't feel so hot.
34
00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,603
You already missed most of week one.
You don't wanna get behind,
35
00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,555
especially with university applications
around the corner.
36
00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,935
[groans]
37
00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:30,231
The doctor said you looked okay.
You must be feeling a little better.
38
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,357
A little.
39
00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,073
Some fresh air will probably do you good.
40
00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,574
[Mrs. Matlin grunts]
41
00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,663
I'll rise,
but I can't promise any shining.
42
00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,338
[sniffs]
43
00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,560
Hey, man, could I borrow
that math homework?
44
00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,060
-Nope.
-Oh, come on. Look, I'm sorry I ditched.
45
00:03:05,142 --> 00:03:08,482
-But I have a very good excuse.
-[Jonah] There actually was no homework.
46
00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,063
'Cause we had a pop quiz.
47
00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,860
-Damn it.
-And let me guess.
48
00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,742
-You were with her?
-[Jonah] What, Esme?
49
00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,490
-Zig, that girl is crazy.
-[chuckles]
50
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,451
Okay, look... I couldn't say no
to her this morning, all right?
51
00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,995
You gotta understand.
There's a whole situation.
52
00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,919
Yeah, but it's not like you two
haven't had all the sex.
53
00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,789
Yeah, but, uh...
[softly] never at school.
54
00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,297
You did it at school?
55
00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,799
-[stammers]
-[Frankie chuckles] What?
56
00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,260
-[Jonah] Really?
-[sighs] Not "it" it. Okay?
57
00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,971
So she went down on you.
Classy.
58
00:03:39,051 --> 00:03:41,471
-Ew. Where?
-[Jonah chuckles]
59
00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,676
-[stutters] In the school parking lot.
-What?
60
00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:46,767
Easy, okay?
61
00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,691
-Did you use protection?
-What? For that?
62
00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,310
You can still get STIs,
I'm pretty sure. [chuckles]
63
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,858
-What kind of girl even does that?
-[Jonah] In public?
64
00:03:53,941 --> 00:03:55,491
Damaged girls.
65
00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,528
Okay, guys. Come on.
She's not that bad, all right?
66
00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,362
She just... really likes me.
67
00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:02,777
[scoffs] Yeah, but how many other dudes
has she liked in that parking lot?
68
00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,787
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
69
00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,285
Do you guys really think it's that bad?
70
00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,042
[chuckles] I really think
she's gonna make you flunk senior year.
71
00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,924
It's not like you're serious
about her anyway, right?
72
00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,592
Do you think Armstrong
will let me do a make-up test?
73
00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,382
Maybe if you ask nicely.
74
00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,125
But... not Esme nicely.
75
00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:20,716
[all chuckle]
76
00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,802
[school bell rings]
77
00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:23,967
[sighs]
78
00:04:25,973 --> 00:04:27,483
Everyone, stop what you're doing.
79
00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,769
We need to shift the business model
for our entire vlog channel.
80
00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,563
We've retained most of Vijay's fans
from his old channel,
81
00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,477
but we've hit a wall with new subscribers.
82
00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,776
So what do we do?
Buy some AdWords?
83
00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:40,239
-Actually, it's a simpler problem.
-Our audience is 90% male.
84
00:04:40,988 --> 00:04:43,068
But the whole point
of All-Inclusive is to create
85
00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,077
a safe-space channel
that's welcoming to everyone.
86
00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,659
Obviously, our current content
just isn't that attractive to women.
87
00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,865
No. Girls want gaming videos, too.
88
00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,576
Maybe, but we have to find some way
to bring them to our channel first.
89
00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,417
What would get them to the channel?
90
00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,462
The top categories for girls are fashion,
make-up tutorials, nail art...
91
00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,167
Have fun with that.
92
00:04:59,256 --> 00:05:01,086
Actually, it has to be you.
93
00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,178
No. We agreed on this.
94
00:05:06,263 --> 00:05:09,313
Okay. Hunter reviews comics,
Vijay does song covers,
95
00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,142
you get movies, and I do games.
96
00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,227
We have to give the girls
someone to identify with.
97
00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:16,938
[scoffs] I don't know the first thing
about these subjects, okay?
98
00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,824
Which is why I hired a consultant.
99
00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,696
[electronic music playing over cell phone]
100
00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,543
-It's rad. Is that a heart monitor?
-Yeah.
101
00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,918
And, uh, the crash sounds,
they're actually real, too.
102
00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,875
We smashed some stuff together
and recorded it.
103
00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,165
It's about the bus crash?
104
00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,838
[Grace] Yeah, and, uh,
how do you move on from a tragedy?
105
00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,637
Or, at least,
it will be once you add lyrics.
106
00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,021
[Jonah] Yeah, and that stuff
that Miles said in class
107
00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,638
actually kind of inspired it.
108
00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,305
We're sort of thinking of making,
like, a whole rock opera.
109
00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,435
Wow.
110
00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,481
[Armstrong] Well,
hope you're feeling better, Maya.
111
00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,574
If not, I have a surefire cure.
Take two and call me in the morning.
112
00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:04,159
Uh, actually, you do have to do all of it.
113
00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,239
Still... fun, right?
114
00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,829
-[Grace] So, do you have anything?
-Besides all of last week's homework?
115
00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,584
Uh, lyrics.
116
00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,576
[Maya] Oh!
Do you mean, like, right now?
117
00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,708
Yeah. Uh, you know,
'cause we wanna finalize it
118
00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,165
so we can move on to the next one.
119
00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,094
And you're always so fast with this stuff.
120
00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:23,973
Sure, I'll come up with something.
121
00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,800
[Grace] Great. We've got the music room
booked after school to jam.
122
00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,386
[sighs]
123
00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,511
[chuckles]
124
00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:32,177
[Baaz on PA] This year, we're making
Degrassi a safe space for everyone.
125
00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,556
For more information,
follow the Degrassi community page...
126
00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,854
[sighs]
127
00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,269
Whoa. Whoa.
Don't sneak up on me like that.
128
00:06:40,357 --> 00:06:41,477
Easy, jumpy.
129
00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,488
Figured you'd be all relaxed
from this morning.
130
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,780
[chuckles] Yeah, um...
131
00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,662
Look, have you ever done that before?
132
00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,870
[chuckles] Did I seem out of practice?
133
00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,910
Damn. Okay.
134
00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,745
Um, well,
we could skip lunch and try again.
135
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,001
[chuckles]
136
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,416
[stammers] I actually have a thing.
137
00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:03,382
Armstrong is letting me do a make-up quiz,
so I kinda have to study.
138
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,545
Why didn't you say so?
Let's study.
139
00:07:06,258 --> 00:07:08,298
[stammers] I just thought
it was more of, like, a solo mission.
140
00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:09,715
Okay, what gives?
141
00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:14,772
Tiny just thinks I should focus more
on school stuff and not so much on--
142
00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,021
Me?
143
00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,862
He's only saying that
'cause he's with that prude Shay.
144
00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,608
[chuckles] Look, when we're together,
you have to admit we do tend to get...
145
00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,032
distracted.
146
00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,610
I'm really good at math.
Seriously.
147
00:07:27,404 --> 00:07:30,414
Let me help.
I promise, no sexy stuff.
148
00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,372
No matter how much you beg.
149
00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,285
[Lola] Okay.
We're gonna raise your cheekbones,
150
00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,581
erase these circles,
and hide these imperfections
151
00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,415
-here, here and here--
-Imperfections?
152
00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,795
Then, we're gonna sharpen your brow,
overdraw your lips and cinch your waist--
153
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,050
Whoa.
I said natural. [scoffs]
154
00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:50,262
Yeah. This is what it's gonna take
to get a nice, natural look.
155
00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,967
[sighs] Is this really going to make me
more appealing to girls?
156
00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,306
Yep. And guys, too.
Big time.
157
00:07:58,185 --> 00:08:00,305
-Looks like I'm wearing a... a mask.
-[chuckles softly]
158
00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,806
Yeah, a mask that says,
159
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,148
"I put in a little effort today,
so come hang out."
160
00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,033
Why wouldn't people
just wanna hang out with me for me?
161
00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:10,821
Um, I don't know, but don't you want to do
what's best for the show?
162
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,159
[electronic music playing on cell phone]
163
00:08:24,461 --> 00:08:25,961
[Maya sighs]
164
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,489
These things can be pretty slippery.
165
00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,664
-[Shay] Are you okay?
-[scoffs] Definitely not.
166
00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:58,083
Well, do you maybe wanna talk to somebody?
167
00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,502
JK. LOL.
I'll be fine.
168
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,628
[Esme] And which one is the hypotenuse?
169
00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:12,971
Oh, you're not just a pretty face.
Now, find me the value of cosine.
170
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,142
-[cell phone vibrating]
-[Zig sighs]
171
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,095
[chuckles]
172
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,521
[scoffs] Are you serious right now?
173
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:21,935
Phone.
174
00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:24,855
[scoffs] Okay.
175
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,648
Cosine. Go.
176
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,494
[sighs] See, I can never understand
what to do to find each one.
177
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,911
Oscar Had A Handful Of Apples.
178
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,870
-Okay. Good for Oscar. Who's Oscar?
-[chuckles]
179
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:41,580
Oscar, opposite. Had, hypotenuse.
A, adjacent. Handful, hypotenuse...
180
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,418
Of, opposite.
181
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,630
Apples, adjacent?
182
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,290
Precisely.
183
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,168
Okay. So, then...
184
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,758
Cosine is, uh...
185
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,509
[cell phone vibrates]
186
00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:59,849
Okay. Uh, value.
Blah, blah. Blah.
187
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,272
[Zig vocalizing]
188
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,602
Six?
189
00:10:05,562 --> 00:10:07,982
Zero point six. [chuckles]
190
00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:13,028
Esme?
191
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,622
What the hell?
192
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,486
[Hunter] Yael, you ready?
193
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,669
Don't tell me you like this.
194
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,801
[chuckles] I don't dislike it.
195
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,458
[scoffing] Okay. Let's just start.
196
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,835
-[Yael sighs]
-Okay. Leave room for the title card.
197
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,891
Hey, team. Welcome to
the All-Inclusive News and Reviews vlog.
198
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:47,805
Today we are switching gears
from games to glam, with some nail art.
199
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,693
Um, have you ever wanted
little galaxies on your pinkies?
200
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,486
If so, here's how.
201
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:57,739
Um, so start with a... a black coat,
which I've already done.
202
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:02,414
And then, um,
take some sponge and some indigo.
203
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:08,544
Uh, apply the blue to small sections
of each of your nails.
204
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,165
Just like this.
205
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,797
No, no, no.
206
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,920
-Oh. Should we cut and start again?
-No, this is so dumb.
207
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,297
You know what? The world
is not gonna be saved by nail art.
208
00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:19,264
[chuckles] Yeah,
but girls seem to like it.
209
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,266
So? Who cares?
I mean, I can barely breathe,
210
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,939
mascara is dripping into my eyes,
and for what?
211
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,515
To make our YouTube channel successful?
212
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,064
Okay.
213
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,897
You know why girls can't get ahead?
214
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,783
Because they spend upwards of,
like, two hours every day doing this.
215
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,162
Okay? That's, like, one-tenth
of their waking life.
216
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,779
I mean, who cares about nail polish?
Or make-up? Or...
217
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,487
It's all so stupid.
And you know what?
218
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,866
Girls who care about this are stupid, too.
219
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,044
Esme, where did you go?
Why did you take my phone?
220
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,293
"Why," indeed.
Let's check out your group texts.
221
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,875
Jonah. "Make sure you get her
the jumbo Slurpee 'cause she's thirsty."
222
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,672
Tiny. "Are we studying or hanging out
with Easy Esme again?"
223
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,178
Hey, I didn't write that stuff.
224
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,679
Yeah, but you wrote this one.
225
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,891
"As long as I don't wife her, what's wrong
with some extra third base action?"
226
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,353
[stammers] Those are just jokes.
227
00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:06,852
About me!
228
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,104
You're the one
who's always doing crazy stuff.
229
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,646
What is your issue?
230
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,399
Sometimes you do things
other girls wouldn't do.
231
00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:17,898
[chuckles]
232
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,413
You calling me a slut?
233
00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,082
Okay, then...
Who's next?
234
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,173
-Oh, my God. Should we put a stop to this?
-[Winston] No, no.
235
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,128
-Esme, what are you doing?
-I'm crazy old Easy E,
236
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,748
and I'm gonna go out to my car and show
this young man the time of his life.
237
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,457
-Esme, stop.
-Oh, should I do it right here?
238
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,088
-Unconventional, but...
-[stammers] No...
239
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,810
-[Esme sighs]
-What is happening here?
240
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,771
That's a good question.
241
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,364
So, still think we were wrong about her?
242
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,742
My door is always open
if you have any more questions.
243
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,703
Maya.
It's nice to see you.
244
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,373
Just give me a minute.
I have to make a quick phone call.
245
00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:10,706
[sighs]
246
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,183
[Saad] That's mine.
247
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:43,569
What's up?
248
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,735
I don't know.
It's just...
249
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,294
There's so much stuff, you know?
250
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,539
I'm just feeling...
251
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,464
Feeling stressed.
252
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,706
There's been a lot of that going on here.
253
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,632
Senior year is hard.
254
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,800
[sighs] I don't know if it's just that.
255
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,631
When we spoke in the spring,
you were concerned about your music,
256
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,546
because you broke your wrists.
257
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,715
I know that you've had anxiety before,
258
00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:12,475
so let's start by making a list
of all this stuff.
259
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,689
[Maya sighs]
260
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,110
So what's on your plate?
261
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,398
Well, there's homework.
262
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,482
So much homework. [chuckles]
263
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,607
Hmm.
264
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,954
University applications.
265
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,990
My mom's always on my case.
Does that count?
266
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,703
[Ms. Grell] Mmm-hmm.
267
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:32,913
Mmm, text messages I have to return,
my friends leaning on me to do things...
268
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,714
And that's it?
269
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,456
Yeah.
270
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,045
But...
271
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,890
it still feels like...
272
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,387
I'm being... pulled underwater...
273
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,103
with no way to get to the surface.
274
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,265
[scoffs]
275
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,530
[sighs]
276
00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:06,361
I know it can seem hard.
277
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,157
But look at this list.
278
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,490
It's not that big.
279
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,460
And there's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
280
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,209
University.
281
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,249
Here.
282
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,552
Berklee...
283
00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:23,758
SoCalArt...
284
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,379
those are the programs we've talked about.
285
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,932
Start the application process.
286
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:33,521
Everything that you check off that list
will bring you closer to the surface.
287
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,849
I promise.
288
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,774
[Yael on recording]
You know why girls can't get ahead?
289
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,982
Because they spend upwards of,
like, two hours every day doing this.
290
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,734
Okay? That's like one-tenth
of their waking life...
291
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:46,146
I still can't believe you posted this rant
without consulting us.
292
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,447
Why not? Viewers on that vlog
are split evenly by gender.
293
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,201
But have you seen the comments?
294
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,003
Idiots always flame the comments section.
You know that.
295
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,458
Oh, God. [sighs]
296
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,958
Hey, could I borrow a pen?
297
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,499
Aren't you worried I might
accidentally pass you a banana?
298
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,879
Because I'm too stupid
to know the difference?
299
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,759
-You watched the vlog.
-You betrayed womankind.
300
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,474
I was defending womankind
from unfair beauty standards.
301
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,595
It seemed like you were saying
women who wear makeup are idiots.
302
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,983
Just the ones who put
too much time into it.
303
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,981
What's wrong with spending
a little time on yourself?
304
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,283
-It's the patriarchy oppressing you.
-[Frankie] I don't do it for boys.
305
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,148
I do it for myself.
It makes me feel good.
306
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,985
No, you do it because you like
how boys look at you when you wear it.
307
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,371
Actually, I'd prefer they didn't.
I have a boyfriend.
308
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,948
-So you'd do at home? Alone?
-[Lola] Yeah, I do it all the time.
309
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,576
If it makes me feel good,
then what's the problem?
310
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,502
Because girls like you
are ruining it for the rest of us.
311
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,790
-[scoffs]
-[pen clicks]
312
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,747
The comments section idiots
might have a point this time.
313
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,455
I think we need to call
another emergency meeting.
314
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,593
-[sighs]
-And, no, I don't have a pen either.
315
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,939
[Zig] Hey, Maya.
316
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,990
[sighs]
317
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,661
Do I make crappy decisions?
318
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,663
Are you talking about Esme?
319
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,738
I mean, the summer was great.
320
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,998
Sounds nice.
321
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,288
Then when we got back to school,
everyone started weighing in.
322
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,626
So why do you care what your friends say?
323
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,923
Well, they're not wrong.
324
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,465
[scoffs] She's messed up.
325
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,880
Who isn't?
326
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,428
If you like her,
don't let the chorus of idiots
327
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,644
trying to shame women's actions
stop you from being happy.
328
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:44,018
-Thanks, Maya.
-Yeah.
329
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,858
We've been waiting for you for 40 minutes.
330
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,110
-I'm so sorry. I forgot.
-[Jonah] It's... it's okay.
331
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,823
-All right? We just need the lyrics.
-[Maya] I'm sorry.
332
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:54,372
It's just between school,
university stuff, and then... And this...
333
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,738
I don't know how to do it all.
I just don't know if it's even possible.
334
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,866
You're not alone.
335
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,123
Yeah, I mean...
336
00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:04,168
You know, I mean, I've got
a stack of university brochures
337
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,210
that are... this high at home.
338
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,376
Uh, why don't you just take tonight off,
339
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,223
get your school stuff sorted out,
and we can jam tomorrow?
340
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,089
-[Jonah] Yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
341
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,261
Esme!
Esme, wait up.
342
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,180
-I have a gift for you.
-Is it a Tiffany choker?
343
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,847
Eighty-two.
Whoop-dee-doo.
344
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:28,106
Hey, this is the best I've ever done.
Totally thanks to you.
345
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,190
-Esme, I'm sorry.
-[sighs]
346
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,566
Okay? I... I messed up.
347
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,402
I should have never let anyone
say those things about you.
348
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,607
I don't care what anyone says about me.
349
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,782
Your opinion was the only one
that mattered.
350
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,447
Esme, I think the world of you.
351
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,788
What happens when people
start saying other stuff?
352
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,003
Darker stuff?
Stuff that might be true?
353
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,999
-You freak out and bail then, too?
-Like what?
354
00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:52,667
[sighs]
355
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,716
Did you know I've been
in and out of therapy my entire life?
356
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,261
-Nothing wrong with that.
-Because when I was ten,
357
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,354
my mom killed herself and I found her.
358
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,767
And maybe I took too long to call 911
or I shook her the wrong way.
359
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,020
But after a few weeks in the hospital,
she died.
360
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,482
Look, Esme,
I'm sure that wasn't your fault.
361
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,566
[sniffles] Dad still kinda blames me.
362
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,105
Is that why you reacted
to those hospital pictures of Tristan?
363
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,544
Guess that brought me back, yeah.
364
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,867
[sighs]
365
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,377
Look, I know it's not the same thing,
but...
366
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,587
[sighs] My parents blame me
for stuff, too.
367
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,842
Like what?
368
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,349
Like, my mom kicked me out...
369
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,974
for selling drugs...
370
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,058
hanging with guys who had guns,
endangering my little brother.
371
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,902
I'm on probation for another year,
and I live in a group home.
372
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,356
And I guess since I don't have a family,
373
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,066
I listen to my friends
a little bit too much.
374
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,825
You have me.
375
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,631
[Zig sighs]
376
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,255
[sighs and clears throat]
377
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,684
Let's call the meeting to order.
378
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,353
Great. I'm not gonna do
that kind of vlog anymore.
379
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:31,363
You have to. It's the kind of content
today's teens are craving.
380
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,018
What we can't have any more
of is this kind of negative feedback.
381
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:37,027
Yeah. The whole idea for this vlog
is to be all-inclusive,
382
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,240
and honestly,
viewers are feeling very attacked.
383
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,411
If we're trying to reform
our image from last year,
384
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,160
we can't engage in these debates.
385
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,292
They're divisive.
386
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,908
So what? We're gonna make Yael
do a vlog that isn't the real her?
387
00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,544
I thought you liked that other me.
388
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:55,801
I was just surprised. But, um...
I like you better when you're yourself.
389
00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:59,053
I'm glad you said that, actually.
390
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:03,722
Um, we all know that authenticity
is the key to engagement.
391
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,934
And I've come to realize that there's
more than just one kind of girl,
392
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,385
and I'm just not that kind.
393
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,266
But you know who is? [chuckles]
394
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:20,821
What if I do the gaming videos
and Lola does the make-up, fashiony stuff?
395
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,155
I mean, I know this complicates things,
but I just thought it was--
396
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:28,623
All those in favor?
397
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,289
-[Yael chuckles]
-[Baaz] I'll draw up the contracts.
398
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,044
[Vijay] Can I help design your backdrop?
399
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:36,501
I'm so glad that worked.
400
00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:39,418
So, what game should I review next?
401
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,757
Uh, I don't know.
402
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:45,512
But I should, um, probably give her
a camera tutorial, right?
403
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:49,483
Yeah, okay.
404
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:53,063
-It's like The Matrix blue-or-red thing.
-[chuckles]
405
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,435
[chuckles softly]
406
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,619
[gasps and coughs]
407
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,907
[breathing heavily]
408
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,836
[mellow music playing]
31938
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.