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-[ball bouncing]
-[sneakers squeaking]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[boy 1] Over here!
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[girl] Yeah!
[boy 2] All right!
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Gotta hand it to you, Tris.
Mandatory intramurals are a slam dunk.
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-Everyone seems to love 'em! [chuckles]
-Come on, guys!
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Only 30 more seconds.
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We might get through
this whole game without playing once.
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Your no-eye-contact plan is genius.
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Safety totally maximized.
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[girl] Hey!
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[grunts]
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-[all gasp]
-[whistle blows]
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Nerd down.
Someone help him off.
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-[girl] Are you okay?
-[students chuckling]
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[sighs] Is it broken?
Do I need surgery?
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-Hunter, you're in.
-I'm... I'm helping Vijay off.
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Quit stalling.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[whistle blows]
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Over here!
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[Zoë] Over here!
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-Yes!
-[chuckling]
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You are such a noob.
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-I scored, numbnuts.
-On your own net.
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[all chuckling]
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♪ Whatever it takes
I know I can make it through ♪
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♪ And if I hold out
I know I can make it through ♪
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♪ Be the best, be the best
The best that I can be ♪
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♪ Whatever it takes ♪
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♪ I know I can make it
I know I can make it through ♪
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[Maya gasps]
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Ah! Okay...
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[chuckling] you need to take lessons
from Hunter.
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-Oh!
-No, you just...
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I just need to shoot
from closer, like this.
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-[giggling] Ooh!
-Hey!
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-Mind if I steal your girlfriend?
-Actually, we were in the middle--
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-What's up?
-I wrote a bridge to that new song
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we were working on last night.
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The fingering is gonna blow your mind.
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I have to listen to this.
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I'll see you later, okay?
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[scoffs]
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[Tiny] She might make music with him...
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but she makes sweet music with you.
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-I mean sex.
-Yeah, thanks.
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But we're not.
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-But you have.
-Yeah, once.
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I don't know. I keep trying
to talk to her about it, but--
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-Talking is for boys.
-[sighs]
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Doing is for boyfriends.
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Now, see, is that really necessary?
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You know how female harp seals
pick a new mate every year?
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Why would I know that?
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Before they choose, they have relations
with several potential suitors.
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[pop music playing from earbuds]
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Are you saying that
Maya's sleeping with Jonah?
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[chuckles] Not yet.
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-But she might...
-You gotta man up.
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All right, guys, today we begin
one of Shakespeare's great tragedies...
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Hamlet.
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Your mom's seriously forgiving
your dad for cheating on her?
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Yeah, and for treating me like trash.
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What do the twins say?
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Hunter's happy,
and Frankie's a 15-year-old girl.
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-Well, maybe they think he's changed.
-People don't change.
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I missed what Mr. M said
about iambic pentameter.
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Complicated way
of saying simple things.
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-The end.
-[cell phone vibrates]
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And now my dad's coming over for dinner.
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At least he's not moving in.
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Yet. One dinner leads to another.
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Could you please keep quiet?
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[sighs]
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The six months he's been gone
have been the best of my life.
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Look, just tell your mom
that you're not ready.
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Do you mind holding these?
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[Mr. Mitchell] Now, Shakespeare places
emphasis on certain--
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Yes, Esme?
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-Miles cut my hair!
-Oh, no, I didn't.
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Then what are you doing
with those scissors?
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Charming, Miles.
Detention it is.
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[girls laughing]
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I am so hungry.
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Why do we have to starve
because Miles is chronically late?
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Is it too much to ask
for family dinner with the whole family?
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Uh, while we're waiting,
do you think you guys could sign this?
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It's so I can get out
of intramural death camp.
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He means intramural sports.
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Uh, you can't run away
from your problems, Hunter.
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They GIFed me.
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-What?
-It's getting reposted like crazy.
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[Mr. Hollingsworth laughs]
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This is... this is what
you're all worked up about?
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Let me see.
Oh, you look so handsome. [laughing]
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I refuse to be embarrassed again.
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Then get your sister to teach you
her killer free throw.
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More basketball is literally
the opposite of what I want right now.
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Why would I do something
that makes me feel like crap?
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You really missed
the point of intramurals.
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No, I get it.
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It's supposed to make us
better at teamwork,
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but I already get that
through playing video games.
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Okay, well,
until there's intramural video gaming,
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you're gonna have to figure something out.
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[exhales]
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[exhales]
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This is your plan?
A shopping spree?
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Patience, grasshopper.
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No soldier enters battle
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-without armor.
-Whoa!
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Dude! We're in a restaurant, man!
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You could've just told me
you had condoms.
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-All right, all right.
-Why did you get so many?
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Pick one.
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[sighs] Okay, um...
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You know they slide off
if they're too loose, right?
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[scoffs] Good thing I kept the receipt.
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Oh, I also got you a bunch of lube.
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Okay, why? Why?
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We're in a restaurant.
People can hear us.
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-What? Seemed like the right thing to do.
-Hey, uh... Hey, um...
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we're gonna order some fries.
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Fries, yeah.
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Okay, what about the part
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where Maya doesn't even
wanna have sex with me?
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Girls wanna be swept off their feet.
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-You gotta be more assertive.
-Okay, and what if I do all that,
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and she would still
rather do it with Jonah?
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Last lesson. Confidence.
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'Cause Maya's gonna be nervous,
so you have to say this,
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"Baby, I'm the captain
of this love cruise.
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Hop on board."
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What?
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-You want this to happen, right?
-Yes.
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Then just remember...
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she's dating you.
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-[sighs]
-That's gotta be worth something.
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You know what?
You're right.
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Yeah, I'm not so bad.
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You know what?
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Here goes.
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Wish me luck.
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[Mrs. Hollingsworth] You know,
I think everyone was happy.
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You made them happy.
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[Mr. Hollingsworth] Thank you.
Dinner was perfect.
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Almost perfect.
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Thank you for gracing us
with your presence.
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Yeah, you missed
one heck of a pot roast. [sighs]
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Well, I'll be sure to have
my own roast in your honor later.
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I know.
I know I've let you down... [inhales]
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but I wanna earn back your trust.
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I do.
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-[whispers] I, uh, I'm gonna run, okay?
-Okay. Good night.
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He wants us to be
a happy family again.
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Mom... when were we ever
a happy family?
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Was it when he cheated on you,
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or when he used me
as his punching bag?
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-You always bring up the past.
-That was six months ago.
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He's going to therapy.
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[stammers] He's taking
anger management classes.
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Your brother and sister
gave him a second chance.
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-Why can't you?
-Because...
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[shuddering] whenever he...
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he's around me, Mom--
Look, I feel...
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-[stuttering] I feel like I can't breathe.
-Okay, okay.
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-Just don't let him back, okay?
-I'm not.
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-At least, not yet.
-No, not ever. Don't let him back.
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I'm planning another family dinner...
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and I would love it
if you would be there,
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so you could see
how much he's changed.
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Do I have a choice?
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Not if you care about our family.
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[chuckles]
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Shouldn't you be studying equations
instead of my face?
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Um, actually, I was, uh,
studying your lips.
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-Your beautiful, beautiful lips.
-What do you want?
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To take a break.
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-With you.
-I wish, but...
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[sighs] I spent so much time
working that song with Jonah.
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Oh, come on.
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Wouldn't you rather take a ride
on this love boat, hmm?
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[chuckles]
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-I really do have to do algebra, though.
-Oh, come on, you can do it later.
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I have to do music later.
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We can make music now.
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[sighs]
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Oh, my--
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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-Okay. Zig.
-But come on!
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-Okay, I'm getting off.
-Come on.
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No, Maya, come on.
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-Let go!
-[chuckling] What?
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-It's okay. What?
-Stop.
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Stop, Zig!
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-Stop!
-[grunts]
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Oh, my God,
are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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-Yeah, um...
-I'm just really busy
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-and I have a lot to do.
-No, it's okay.
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-I mean, you understand, right?
-No, no, no.
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I'm, um...
I'm just gonna go.
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Uh... yeah, okay.
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[sighs]
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Mr. President, could I have a minute?
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-Exactly one.
-Oh, better talk fast.
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[exhales]
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Forcing people to play sports is stupid
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-and it sucks nards.
-Good start.
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Let him finish.
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-We need a gamer club.
-[Zoë snorts]
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It's not a joke. Millions of people
play MOBAs every day.
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And MOBAs is a game?
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It's... it's a type of game,
multiplayer online battle arena.
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Some colleges offer
sports scholarships for it.
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Finger quotes around "sports."
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It's e-sports.
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So you wanna replace sports
with slouching in front of a computer?
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I wanna replace getting mocked
with something I'm actually good at!
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Hit the gym like a normal person.
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You promised to make Degrassi
a place for everyone.
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Are you gonna fix it,
or are you gonna keep being a stupid liar?
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Minute's up.
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Thank you for your time.
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-[sighs]
-So, how'd it go?
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-Operation Get Some was a total bust.
-What?
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I don't know, man.
I tried to be assertive, but...
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I think Maya might be done with me.
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Or maybe
she doesn't want to be raped.
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-Whoa!
-Whoa! What?
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Nobody did that!
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[sighs] What do you call
forcing someone to have sex?
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-Grace, she's my girlfriend.
-That doesn't make it not rape.
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Will you stop using the R-word, please?
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-[Grace sighs]
-This wasn't their first time, Grace.
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And so what? Bone her once
and suddenly you get an all-access pass?
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So he's supposed to ask
for every little thing?
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Yeah, idiot.
That's how consent works.
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You know, that thing
you're supposed to get,
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before you climb on top
of some poor, unsuspecting girl?
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Mood killer.
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I'm about to be a serial killer.
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He was just trying
to score a home run.
246
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,933
So Maya's like...
the opposing team?
247
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,096
Okay, Grace, I didn't do
anything wrong, okay?
248
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,266
I just don't want
Maya to break up with me.
249
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,688
[cell phone chimes]
250
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,449
-[Zig sighs]
-Funny how things work out, huh?
251
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,330
[Grace sighs]
252
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,120
My mom thinks I'm a bad guy.
253
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,285
Yeah, my mom thinks I'm a bad cook.
254
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,133
Sorry, your problem's bigger.
255
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,381
No, my problem's standing over there.
256
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,723
Oh! You came to thank me.
257
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,385
-How sweet.
-Thank you? For what?
258
00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:47,722
For getting you out of that dinner
you were complaining about.
259
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,189
With a detention.
260
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,812
I believe in solving problems,
not whining about them.
261
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,187
Don't act like you did me a favor.
262
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,533
You're the only one who thinks
your dad isn't to be trusted,
263
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:58,649
so find proof.
264
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,445
-Yeah, because it's that easy.
-Criminals get careless.
265
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,661
If your dad's a bad guy,
there's evidence.
266
00:13:04,741 --> 00:13:08,251
So, what's your brilliant plan?
Break into Mr. H's apartment?
267
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,409
Of course not.
268
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,751
But, I assume his son can get a key.
269
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,391
Break my finger.
270
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,099
-Said no one, ever.
-They can't force me
271
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,219
to do intramurals with a broken bone.
272
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,135
But that's your hand.
How will you game?
273
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,564
That's tomorrow-Hunter's problem.
274
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:31,811
So, the gamer club's a no-go?
275
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,064
Tristan's never heard of MOBAs.
He didn't take me seriously.
276
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,568
Are you sure about this?
277
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,112
One day, losers like Tristan and Zoë
will be working for me.
278
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,617
But... [sighs]
279
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,198
right now, this is the only way.
280
00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,794
Should I get a pencil
to bite on before--
281
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,711
-[bangs]
-[Hunter screams]
282
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,379
-[sighs]
-[door opens]
283
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:02,381
Okay, look, I know why
you called me here, and I just--
284
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,300
-Zig, I'm glad you're here.
-[Maya sighs]
285
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,846
My mom wants to talk to us.
286
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,930
Now will you please tell me
what this is about?
287
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,477
-Okay. Um...
-[Zig clears throat]
288
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,403
Here goes. So...
289
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,900
I know I can't stop you
from having sex.
290
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,443
Whoa, Mom,
we're not having sex, okay?
291
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,663
Then why did I find these?
292
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,318
[Maya] I don't know.
Those aren't ours.
293
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,907
I have no idea where those came from.
294
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,452
-Tell her, Zig.
-[Zig] Uh...
295
00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,657
[Maya] Oh, my God.
296
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,415
-Seriously?
-Well, I wanted to be prepared.
297
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,254
You two need to be on the same page.
298
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,915
So take birth control, for example.
299
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,884
I mean, these are...
these are great, but...
300
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,344
Zig, did you know
that Maya is not on the pill?
301
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:48,135
-Mom! Ugh!
-Um, no. No, I didn't.
302
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,930
What about STIs? When was
the last time that you were tested?
303
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,891
Never.
304
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,983
What do you mean "never"?
305
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,363
Well, I've only had sex with you, Maya.
306
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,479
So you two have had sex.
307
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,572
-Oh, God.
-[groans]
308
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,032
-Look, you don't need to tell me.
-[Zig groans]
309
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,413
But if you two can't even talk about sex,
310
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,280
should you really be doing it?
311
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,742
[Zig groans]
312
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,455
[Esme gasps]
313
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,764
-[whispers] Nice place.
-[door closes]
314
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:27,179
-Maybe this is a bad idea.
-It's slightly too late for that.
315
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,549
[Miles sighs]
316
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,930
Why are you even helping me?
317
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,725
I'm new here.
I need friends.
318
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:39,189
And I know what it's like to have
someone in your life you'd rather not.
319
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,572
Where's his computer?
320
00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:45,069
I don't know. I've never been
in my dad's condo before.
321
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,412
Even if we find his computer,
how will we get in?
322
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,998
-Found it.
-Oh, okay.
323
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,000
Well, I've tried
all the usual passwords before.
324
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,792
-Family pet--
-What's your middle name?
325
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,460
David, but I really doubt that's it.
326
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,838
I'm in. Old people are dumb.
[chuckles]
327
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,273
[Miles] Okay, here's an email to Andrea.
328
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,228
This is the woman that my dad
was having an affair with.
329
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,862
He asks her to stay away from him,
so he can fix things at home.
330
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:24,940
[door unlocking]
331
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,107
[whispering] I thought you said your dad
was in a transit meeting.
332
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,823
-There.
-[breath trembling]
333
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,713
[door closes]
334
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,423
[whispers] We're gonna get caught
by the cleaning lady.
335
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,753
Shut up.
You are so bad at crimes.
336
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:48,337
My mom's gonna blame me for this,
like she does for everything else--
337
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,474
My dad will probably be moved
back in by the end of the weekend.
338
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,388
Esme, what are you doing?
339
00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,765
Like I said...
340
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,401
I need friends.
341
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,025
[pop music playing on phone]
342
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,412
[Maya] And then here,
we could cut the reverb.
343
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,659
Mmm-hmm. We could even have like, a...
an ambient tone...
344
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:17,701
-Yeah, we could.
-Mmm-hmm.
345
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,541
[music stops]
346
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,628
Can we talk?
347
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,128
Okay, uh, why don't you just...
348
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,674
-Yeah. [clears throat]
-...text me when you're done with this.
349
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,845
[door closes]
350
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,098
-Dumping me would be a huge mistake.
-What is going on with you?
351
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,822
Did you stop loving me?
352
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:49,569
Of course I love you.
353
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:54,782
I can love you and not wanna...
you know...
354
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,985
[stammers] How can you want to
and then not want to?
355
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,906
Who says I don't want to?
356
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,124
Sometimes at night,
when I think of you...
357
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,370
I just wanna...
358
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,166
I'm really worried
it's gonna be weird again.
359
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,593
Well, if we're not doing it,
doesn't that mean we're gonna break up?
360
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,131
Why would it...
361
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,341
Are you gonna break up with me
if we don't have sex?
362
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,346
-No, no! Of course not.
-Then why would you think that?
363
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,558
Because every time I try to bring it up,
you make excuses.
364
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,850
Because I'm...
I'm scared, Zig!
365
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,063
What if I say yes,
and then I change my mind?
366
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,725
Then we'll stop.
367
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,903
I never wanna feel like I'm forcing you.
368
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,372
So we should just keep talking?
369
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,540
Yeah, it sounds like somewhere to start.
370
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,336
-Did it hurt?
-He definitely cried like it hurt.
371
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,711
Well, no pain, no gain.
372
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,547
So, for two hours of pain,
you got a month off of intramurals?
373
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,883
Sweet ROI.
374
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,467
We need to talk.
375
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,103
Hi, Tristan.
I voted for you.
376
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,982
Council discussed your proposal,
and you're right,
377
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,059
sports shouldn't be
the only intramural option.
378
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,055
-You're messing with me.
-Of course not.
379
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,357
Congratulations, gamer club is approved.
380
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,861
No one's ever taken
my ideas seriously before.
381
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,703
-Well, I can't imagine why.
-[Hunter sighs and chuckles]
382
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,530
Dude, you did it.
383
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,905
We got our own team.
384
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,445
-Ah!
-If you make the cut.
385
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,159
[Yael chuckles]
386
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,628
-Wait, so you guys made out?
-Listen, you're missing the point.
387
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,880
[stammering] That email, was it real?
Can my dad change?
388
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,223
Those are, um, tough questions.
389
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,049
Um...
390
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:38,303
how far did you guys go?
391
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,804
-You're obsessed, okay?
-[chuckles]
392
00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:41,887
Why aren't you?
393
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,182
I mean, you are so fixated on your dad,
394
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,476
you can't even enjoy
a spontaneous closet make-out.
395
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,190
Tell me how and I'll do it.
Anything to survive this stupid dinner.
396
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,070
I don't know, man.
Just... let go.
397
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,903
-How're you holding up?
-[Winston] Hi, Esme!
398
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,356
Maybe we can grab a coffee sometime.
399
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,737
Or, uh... commit a sexy felony.
400
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,695
[softly] Yeah.
401
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:07,497
You told him we made out?
402
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,420
What's a girl gotta do
to put a smile on your face?
403
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,423
Convince my mom to dump my dad.
404
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,335
There are always going to be
people in your life who upset you.
405
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,099
So, I just get to
feel like crap forever, then?
406
00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:25,099
Don't give them that power.
407
00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:27,391
Find a way to control your feelings.
408
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,805
Here are my happy pills.
409
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,726
Mom's waiting in the car.
Don't wanna be late for Dad.
410
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,225
Yeah, I'll meet you there.
411
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,032
Take two and call me in the morning.
412
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,612
Or don't. Whatever.
413
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,261
[sighs]
414
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,259
[typing]
415
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,681
[groans]
416
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,763
I just wrote a chord progression
into my English essay.
417
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:09,097
-My brain is officially fried.
-[chuckles]
418
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,652
-Hey, can I ask you something?
-Mmm-hmm.
419
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,275
Could I come sit next to you?
420
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,446
Sure.
421
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:36,246
Do you want me to,
um, close my laptop?
422
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:37,877
Uh, or I could.
423
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,470
-Uh, or whatever.
-[chuckles]
424
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:52,352
-[chuckles nervously]
-Can I, uh...
425
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,186
-kiss your neck?
-Okay. [chuckles]
426
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:02,992
[chuckles softly]
427
00:22:13,164 --> 00:22:16,424
May I, uh...
remove your shirt?
428
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,842
-Can I remove yours?
-[chuckles] Uh, yes!
429
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,631
-[stammers] I mean, um, sure.
-[chuckles]
430
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,561
[both chuckling]
431
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,563
This is, uh, weird, isn't it?
432
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,226
A little, yeah.
433
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,690
Should we stop?
434
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,494
No.
435
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,747
-Oh! Can we just have sex?
-Yes!
436
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,920
[Maya giggles]
437
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,722
[soft rock music playing]
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