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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,640 All done. 2 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:47,890 Finished. 3 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:50,850 Good. Now we just have to wait till it soaks in. 4 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,430 No, don't. You're going to stick to the bed. 5 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,220 -No, this one takes five. 6 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,180 What about the red one? 7 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:01,600 The red bikini. You don't like anymore? 8 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,350 I like this one more.re. 9 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,060 I don't. 10 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:21,060 I don't like yours either. 11 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,430 You bought them for me. 12 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:32,310 For swimming class. 13 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,310 They're too small for you now. 14 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:44,180 I like them. 15 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,930 And I like mine. 16 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,310 It's empty. 17 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,180 It's low season. 18 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,020 It's cheaper. 19 00:06:00,350 --> 00:06:01,850 Want to go for a swim? 20 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,350 -No, again. 21 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:34,020 -No, spank. 22 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,600 No, my turn. 23 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,430 Bitter? 24 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:51,770 Hemorrhoids. 25 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:53,390 Ok, go. 26 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,560 Fart? 27 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,220 Your turn. 28 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:16,220 I can't stand it when you call me honey-bun. 29 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,850 -To the bathroom. 30 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:10,560 -Lift the seat if you pee. -Okay. 31 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,850 Prince? 32 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:29,520 What about it? 33 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,680 Why do you like Prince? 34 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,180 Because he's a great musician. 35 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,020 Because he's sexy. 36 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,770 Him 37 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,890 He's sexy. 38 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,970 Him, his music, all of it is sexy. 39 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,560 Am I sexy? 40 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,470 Yes. 41 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,520 In a different way. 42 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,520 What do you mean? 43 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,470 You are sexy. 44 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,680 Not like Prince, but in your own way. 45 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:51,430 Do you know what you're having? 46 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:53,100 A club sandwich. You? 47 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,350 A sandwich. 48 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:55,640 Club? 49 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,350 No, just a sandwich. 50 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,810 And to drink? 51 00:11:58,850 --> 00:11:59,890 A chocolate shake? 52 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,350 Why don't you order a club sandwich? 53 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:10,350 Too much bread. 54 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:11,930 -It's fattening. 55 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,720 You're not fat. 56 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,600 Thanks. 57 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,930 Can I have your pickles? 58 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,810 Can I have your tomatoes? 59 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:10,180 It's disgusting. 60 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,270 -You're disgusting. -I know. 61 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,520 -Ouch! -Sorry. 62 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,220 -I don't know. 63 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,810 Have you ever squeezed anyone else's? 64 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,060 No, just yours. 65 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,180 -Never. 66 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,520 -Because they're disgusting. 67 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:48,520 -You're my son. 68 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,390 -Nothing about you disgusts me. 69 00:13:55,100 --> 00:14:00,020 Fucking mosquito! Why don't they bite you? 70 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,430 Let's go up. They're going to eat me alive. 71 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,060 Ten... nine... 72 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,020 ...eight... seven... 73 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,970 ...six... five... 74 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,890 ...four... three... 75 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,890 ...two... All done. 76 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:20,020 Two out of three. 77 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,390 -One more minute. -Two out of three. Go on. 78 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,020 -Don't wet the floor. I won't. 79 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,970 I'll be right back. 80 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:17,680 Where are you going? 81 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,310 For a walk. 82 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:18,720 Don't be long. 83 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:18,850 I won't. 84 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,020 Don't wet the floor. -I won't. 85 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,970 What? 86 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:48,770 Why don't you wear the boxers I bought you? 87 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,640 I like my Y-fronts. 88 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,970 -They're hideous. -I like them. 89 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,720 What? 90 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,520 Nothing. I like looking at you. 91 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,430 Hector! 92 00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,640 -You are growing a mustache. 93 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,310 -No. -I swear. 94 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,470 -No. -Touch it. 95 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,970 -No. 96 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,850 -No. 97 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,770 -Go on. -All right. 98 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,930 Enough... 99 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,890 That's enough! 100 00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,430 I want to go to sleep! 101 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,390 All right. 102 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,680 Goodnight. -Night. 103 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,470 Love you. -Me too. 104 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,930 Should I shave it? 105 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,720 Best not to. It'll only grow back thicker. 106 00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,430 What's wrong? 107 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:38,930 It's the bed. 108 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,640 What about it? 109 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,770 -There's a spring. A what? 110 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,060 A spring. 111 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,060 Yes. 112 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,390 You're right. It's a bastard. 113 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,640 Which side do you want? 114 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:46,890 Hec-tor... 115 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:56,350 Hec-tor... 116 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,810 Hector! 117 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,060 Hector! 118 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,180 How did you sleep? 119 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,350 Like a log. 120 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,640 Two out of three? 121 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,100 Don't wet the floor. 122 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,640 Did you hear me? 123 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,930 I heard you. 124 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,850 Are you sure? 125 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,470 Ok. 126 00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:42,890 Don't forget your sunblock if you go out. 127 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:20,180 Hey... 128 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,020 Hey... 129 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,560 You got burned. 130 00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:55,270 Now we just have to wait till it soaks in. 131 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:04,680 Jazmin. 132 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,930 HectHector. 133 00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:35,350 Who are you here with? 134 00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:37,890 My mom. 135 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,970 And your dad? 136 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,140 No what? 137 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,180 I don't have one. 138 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:57,180 It's cool. 139 00:26:57,220 --> 00:26:58,390 Thanks. 140 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,560 So why did you come to this hotel? 141 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,930 It was a promotion. 142 00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:31,270 Why at this time of year? 143 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:32,520 The promotion. 144 00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:51,020 I think it's dry now. 145 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,350 No, not yet. 146 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,720 This was my mom and dad's favorite hotel. 147 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,020 I was conceived here. 148 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,520 Here? 149 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,020 Room 306. 150 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,890 Right here? 151 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,560 I think it's dry now. 152 00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:53,270 Yes, it's dry. 153 00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:57,270 Apply it three times a day. 154 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,600 Thanks. 155 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,430 You're welcome. 156 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:18,020 How long? 157 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:21,390 I don't know. 158 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,270 Two, three hours? 159 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:31,310 I don't know. I fell asleep. 160 00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:33,310 I told you not to forget the sunblock. 161 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,770 Does it hurt? 162 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:43,220 Yes. 163 00:29:46,470 --> 00:29:48,640 Are you hungry? 164 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,140 Yes. 165 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:54,930 Club sandwich? 166 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:56,390 No, quesadillas. 167 00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:09,020 Where was I made? 168 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,100 What? 169 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:13,270 You and him... Where did you make me? 170 00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:18,680 I don't know, Hector. 171 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,810 It wasn't special? 172 00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:22,020 No... 173 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,390 I mean... Yes... 174 00:30:24,430 --> 00:30:26,100 ...yes, it was special. 175 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,600 Then why don't you remember? 176 00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:43,100 -You can't remember every time. 177 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:45,560 Because people have sex lots of times, Hector. 178 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,680 Some people remember. 179 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,140 Some people don't fuck much. 180 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:54,890 -Hector! 181 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,720 Mom? 182 00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:44,890 Mom... 183 00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:45,930 Mom... 184 00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:54,140 -Nothing. You were having a nightmare. 185 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,890 Why don't you go to the beach? 186 00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:18,680 I'm not leaving you all burned out like that. 187 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,640 -Mom. -For better or for worse. 188 00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:25,180 What have you got? 189 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:28,810 A pair. 190 00:32:28,850 --> 00:32:29,520 Three of a kind. 191 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,810 10, 11, 14, 15 plus 8 is 23... 192 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:35,270 24, 25 times 2 is 50. 193 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,720 Your turn. 194 00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:44,520 -No. -No. 195 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,220 Two points. 196 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:48,560 Is there nothing else on? 197 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,770 No. 198 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,430 Do you want me to change it? 199 00:33:28,970 --> 00:33:29,890 Mom. 200 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:36,810 What? 201 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,430 Can you change it? 202 00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:39,640 I'm watching it. 203 00:33:59,100 --> 00:33:59,970 Mom. 204 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,020 Mom. 205 00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:54,640 It's hot, isn't it? 206 00:34:58,850 --> 00:35:00,270 Yes. Very. 207 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,180 What if we turn the A/C on? 208 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:13,470 It sets off my allergies. 209 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,310 The A/C? 210 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:20,810 I wasn't breast fed... 211 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:23,680 ...and when you're not breast fed, you're more susceptible to allergies. 212 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,470 What bed do you think you were made in? 213 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,270 This one. 214 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,310 What? 215 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:28,680 Nothing. 216 00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:38,890 I think it's dry now. 217 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:41,560 Yes, it's dry now. 218 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,100 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 219 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,680 Two out of three? 220 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,970 You shower first if you want. 221 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,220 Love you. 222 00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:24,020 Me too. 223 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,020 -To the bathroom. 224 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,720 -Lift the seat if you pee. -Okay. 225 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:04,060 -Hi. -Hi. 226 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:09,890 May I come in? 227 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,560 My dad and Consuelo are here. 228 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:20,180 I'll meet you at the pool in ten minutes. 229 00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:27,140 Here in ten minutes. 230 00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:28,520 They're not going out. 231 00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,020 What about your room? 232 00:39:36,430 --> 00:39:36,930 -Bye. -Bye. 233 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:50,390 103. 234 00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:32,310 -Hi. -Hi. 235 00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:33,270 May I? 236 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,770 Do I smell bad? 237 00:42:05,970 --> 00:42:09,850 No, it's just that this one is more... 238 00:42:09,890 --> 00:42:11,060 ...masculine. 239 00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:27,100 Don't you want to try it on? 240 00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:53,060 It's hot, isn't it? 241 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,220 Very. 242 00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:11,060 Do you want to watch TV? 243 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,350 Nope. 244 00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:15,270 Hi. 245 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:16,430 I'm Paloma. 246 00:45:16,470 --> 00:45:17,270 Jazmin. 247 00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:23,350 Nice to meet you, Jazmin. 248 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:27,020 Nice to meet you, ma'am. 249 00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:28,390 Don't call me ma'am. 250 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,930 Nice to meet you, Paloma. 251 00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:42,180 What are you guys up to? 252 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,310 Nothing. 253 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,270 Aren't you hot? 254 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,850 Don't you want to turn the A/C on? 255 00:46:22,890 --> 00:46:25,520 She's allergic. 256 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,140 To the air conditioning? 257 00:46:40,970 --> 00:46:43,640 See you later? 258 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,180 Nice to meet you, Paloma. 259 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,680 You too, Jazmin. 260 00:47:03,970 --> 00:47:05,220 What's that smell? 261 00:47:19,430 --> 00:47:20,640 Jazmin what? 262 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,930 How old is she? 263 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,270 In this one. 264 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,430 Where are you going? 265 00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:14,020 -We're having dinner with them. -Mom. 266 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,310 Dad. 267 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,310 Vega... what else? 268 00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:45,770 Vega Sanchez. 269 00:48:57,350 --> 00:48:58,770 When did you turn sixteen? 270 00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:02,140 January 31st. 271 00:49:17,390 --> 00:49:19,060 Do you like high school? 272 00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:35,430 How long you've been married? 273 00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:36,600 Six months. 274 00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:56,560 What kind of music do you like? 275 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,560 A bit of everything. 276 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,890 Rock? 277 00:49:58,930 --> 00:50:02,390 No, not so much. 278 00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:04,930 Hector's taking drum classes. Aren't you? 279 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:18,430 It's very hot here, isn't it? 280 00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:20,310 Good thing that it cools down at night. 281 00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:51,310 It's weird. That she doesn't like music. 282 00:50:51,350 --> 00:50:52,520 She doesn't like rock. 283 00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:35,720 And if we go upstairs? 284 00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:39,890 To your room? 285 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,100 My dad is there. 286 00:51:48,850 --> 00:51:50,770 What about your room? 287 00:51:50,810 --> 00:51:51,970 My mom is there. 288 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:08,720 And if we swim? 289 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,270 Want to swim? 290 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:30,930 I'm going for a walk. Are you coming? 291 00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:32,600 In a bit. 292 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,140 -See you. -Bye. 293 00:54:03,470 --> 00:54:05,810 Do you like her? 294 00:54:05,850 --> 00:54:08,100 I guess... 295 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,180 You guess? 296 00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:13,180 I guess she's okay. 297 00:54:43,470 --> 00:54:47,020 We have to talk. 298 00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:51,020 Ok, so maybe you don't like her so much... 299 00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:54,350 ...but things can happen... 300 00:54:54,390 --> 00:54:56,680 ...something can happen, you know? 301 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,180 ...and... 302 00:54:57,220 --> 00:55:02,140 ...I mean if... if... 303 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:05,430 ...if something happens you have to take care of yourself, Hector. 304 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:12,770 There are things you can use to take care of yourself 305 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:16,970 but the best thing is... 306 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,430 The condom. 307 00:55:20,930 --> 00:55:23,970 Exactly. 308 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,350 The condom. 309 00:56:07,890 --> 00:56:10,680 Are you sure? 310 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,720 Just a club sandwich. 311 00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:15,430 -Nothing. 312 00:56:15,470 --> 00:56:18,890 Can you get me a beer and a glass of milk, please? 313 00:56:18,930 --> 00:56:20,430 I don't want milk. 314 00:56:20,470 --> 00:56:23,270 Thanks. 315 00:56:23,310 --> 00:56:25,310 You can't sleep on an empty stomach. 316 00:56:25,350 --> 00:56:26,520 I don't want milk. 317 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,930 What are you up to for tomorrow? 318 00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:45,270 Nothing. 319 00:56:45,310 --> 00:56:46,680 What do you mean, nothing? 320 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,810 Yes, nothing. 321 00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:03,810 -You're going to drink that milk. -No. 322 00:57:03,850 --> 00:57:07,140 I'm not asking you. You're going to drink that fucking milk! 323 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,220 We're going to the beach. 324 00:57:59,270 --> 00:58:00,470 I don't want to. 325 00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,390 I'm going to brush my teeth and I'll meet you at ten. 326 00:59:36,390 --> 00:59:38,810 Who's coming for a swim? 327 00:59:38,850 --> 00:59:41,270 I don't like swimming. 328 00:59:41,310 --> 00:59:42,890 Hector? 329 00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:44,060 In a bit. 330 01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,470 It is delicious. 331 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,020 Fucking mosquito! 332 01:03:38,390 --> 01:03:39,560 Thanks. 333 01:03:53,270 --> 01:03:56,220 When are you leaving? 334 01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:59,220 Tomorrow. 335 01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:01,390 They moved the date of my dad's surgery up. 336 01:04:12,270 --> 01:04:13,970 A tequila, please. 337 01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,430 -Mom. 338 01:04:16,470 --> 01:04:18,560 We should make a goodbye toast. 339 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,100 So what do you feel like doing? 340 01:04:37,810 --> 01:04:39,180 Punishments? 341 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:45,390 Whoever gets the highest card gets to decide the punishment... 342 01:04:45,430 --> 01:04:51,310 ...and the person with the lowest card is the one who gets punished. Okay? 343 01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:53,720 -Ten. -Seven. 344 01:04:53,770 --> 01:04:54,930 Three. 345 01:04:57,770 --> 01:04:59,560 Your punishment is to... 346 01:05:02,270 --> 01:05:03,180 ...dance. 347 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,270 Dance? 348 01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,430 Yes, dance. 349 01:05:10,470 --> 01:05:11,680 What do you want me to dance? 350 01:05:16,930 --> 01:05:18,020 Something sexy. 351 01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:14,470 Ten. 352 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,060 Two. 353 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,020 Three. 354 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,470 Your punishment is... 355 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,890 ..."Death in Hawaii". 356 01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:27,970 Mom. 357 01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,350 You have to sing "Death in Hawaii". 358 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:38,270 ♪ I've fought With crocodiles ♪ 359 01:06:38,310 --> 01:06:43,390 ♪ I've balanced on a wire Carrying 500 kilos ♪ 360 01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:46,560 ♪ I've traveled around the World in less than a second ♪ 361 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,720 ♪ Crossed 100 labyrinths And never got lost ♪ 362 01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:48,350 -Mom. 363 01:06:48,390 --> 01:06:52,100 The chorus, Hector. 364 01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:56,180 ♪ For you, everything I do, I do for you ♪ 365 01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:59,970 ♪ You bring out The best in me ♪ 366 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,060 ♪ I am what I am ♪ 367 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,520 ♪ Because you're everything I've ever wanted ♪ 368 01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:10,520 Seven. 369 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,850 Uh! Queen. 370 01:07:12,890 --> 01:07:14,020 Six. 371 01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:19,680 Your punishment is... 372 01:07:29,810 --> 01:07:30,560 ...to leave. 373 01:07:43,890 --> 01:07:46,100 Only kidding! 374 01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:48,680 It was just a joke. 375 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,220 Your punishment is to... imitate a seal. 376 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,970 I don't want to play anymore. 377 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,430 Don't be a spoiled sport. Go on. 378 01:08:10,310 --> 01:08:11,890 Nine. 379 01:08:11,930 --> 01:08:13,520 Three. 380 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,680 Seven. 381 01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,140 Your punishment is going to be... 382 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:30,970 ...to go get some potato chips. 383 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:40,310 There are none here. 384 01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:43,140 Yes, there are. Go find them. 385 01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,890 ♪ I've fought With crocodiles ♪ 386 01:13:59,930 --> 01:14:06,930 ♪ I've balanced on a wire Carrying 500 kilos ♪ 387 01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:09,770 ♪ I've traveled around the World in less than a second ♪ 388 01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:12,770 ♪ Crossed 100 labyrinths And never got lost ♪ 389 01:14:12,810 --> 01:14:15,640 ♪ Breathed in and out Of the water like seals♪ 390 01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,430 ♪ I'm bulletproof, I catch bullets with my mouth ♪ 391 01:14:18,470 --> 01:14:21,640 ♪ My creativity soars Like airplanes ♪ 392 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,470 ♪ I can build a brain Without instructions ♪ 393 01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,640 ♪ I speak every language Of every alphabet ♪ 394 01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,640 ♪ I have a bigger vocabulary Than any dictionary ♪ 395 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:31,640 ♪ I have the sight of an eagle, The sense of smell of a dog ♪ 396 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,100 ♪ I can walk barefoot Over iron nails ♪ 397 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:35,430 ♪ I am immune to death ♪ 398 01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:37,390 ♪ I do not need blessings Because ♪ 399 01:14:37,430 --> 01:14:39,640 ♪ I always have good luck ♪ 400 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:45,850 ♪ Come with me to take A walk around the park ♪ 401 01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:46,970 ♪ Because I have more stories to Tell you than García Márquez ♪ 402 01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:49,310 ♪ For you, everything I do, I do for you ♪ 403 01:14:49,350 --> 01:14:52,180 ♪ Because you bring out The best in me ♪ 404 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,220 ♪ I am everything that I am ♪ 405 01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:57,560 ♪ Because you are everything That I want ♪ 406 01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:01,350 ♪ For you, everything I do, I do for you ♪ 407 01:15:01,390 --> 01:15:03,890 ♪ Because you bring out The best in me ♪ 408 01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:06,350 ♪ I am everything that I am ♪ 409 01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:09,430 ♪ Because you are everything That I want ♪ 410 01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:12,680 ♪ I can jump rope With only one leg ♪ 411 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,720 ♪ I can see in the dark Without a flashlight ♪ 412 01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:18,270 ♪ I can cook whatever you want I am a chef ♪ 413 01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:21,020 ♪ I have sex 24/7 all month ♪ 414 01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:24,220 ♪ I can blow away The gray clouds ♪ 415 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:25,310 ♪ so you'll have a good day ♪ 416 01:15:25,350 --> 01:15:27,560 ♪ I also know how to communicate Telepathically ♪ 417 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,680 ♪ For you, I will cross Borders without a visa ♪ 418 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,310 ♪ And bring out a true smile From the Mona Lisa ♪ 419 01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:36,560 ♪ For you, I breathe Before dying ♪ 420 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,720 ♪ For you I go to church and listen to The whole Sermon without sleeping ♪ 421 01:15:39,770 --> 01:15:42,720 ♪ I continue being King, though I do not have a kingdom ♪ 422 01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:45,720 ♪ My sweat smells like perfume And my hair is always done ♪ 423 01:15:45,770 --> 01:15:48,600 ♪ I know how to fight in All the martial arts ♪ 424 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,470 ♪ I also know how to Communicate with the animals ♪ 425 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,640 ♪ The more time passes, The younger I look ♪ 426 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:57,470 ♪ And I composed this song Without hearing like Beethoven ♪ 427 01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,140 ♪ For you, everything I do I do for you ♪ 428 01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:04,020 ♪ Because you bring out The best in me ♪ 429 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,350 ♪ I am everything that I am ♪ 430 01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:09,890 ♪ Because you are everything That I want ♪ 431 01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:13,640 ♪ For you, everything I do I do for you ♪ 432 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,770 ♪ Because you bring out The best in me ♪ 433 01:16:15,810 --> 01:16:18,430 ♪ I am everything that I am ♪ 434 01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:21,100 ♪ Because you are everything That I want ♪ 25380

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