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hot hot much too hot to

handle the lady is hot hot much too

hot too

too too hot

too too much K in the you you too

too the L much too much too hot too too

much too hot

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hot hot much too hot to

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handle well then the L much too much to

H

to too hot much too much too much too

hot hot

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coming

up hold it hold it hold it hold it no no

absolutely no good you'll be wearing a

tight dress Mari and one more high kick

like that and you'll bust it clear to

the Belt not quite the effect intended

or else you'll end up on your back with

your brains knocked out well that's just

about where her brains are do you mind

little okay girls come on no hand fight

at this point all right swing it

pusi that Johnny in yet he's got

somebody in the office tell him it's

time to look over the new Bunch would

you who's you gotten there this time in

the morning oh some whiz kid from a past

magazine is going to make us all famous

no Marin you're kicking too

high come in no one's taking a bath

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hello now there new

problems Bank book Dy no old

problems oh this is Mr Robert juel of

Paris quick this is Paul Noak my manager

hello he's going to write about his you

know the sort of thing starts as a boost

ends as a knock oh sure Read All About

It sexy sorted Soho England's greatest

shame s for the missionaries before it's

too late forgive my manager Mr jille

when he was a child he was bitten by a

newspaper well they always say the

English have strange eating

habits well I better get this over to

the bank before they shove us all out on

the street right oh we midnight says

don't forget the lineup ready in a

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minute I don't mind him he's

useful besides I like unpleasant people

when I'm

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paying but I'm not paying you

why do you want to write about this club

in particular our London office says

it's the best yours and a place called

Diamond Horseshoe man named denelli how

much is it worth to you if I say all

right go ahead nothing if you say no I

cross the road and go to Mr denelli all

girls look alike in the dark room

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mhm okay you've got a deal

but don't make me any

trouble Novak talks tough I am

tough you see I made this place and I

like it Faith Mr solo you have no

faith come on I'll show you

around now come

for turn around this is where we sift

the diamonds from the dead we hold these

lineups every Monday morning the nigged

and the dead I call it well the bman

will give you what you want while he

watch and round Mar on the rockss right

swing around and

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again uh turn around

please fine and around

again thank you girls very nice now can

we see the next group and leave your

names at the desk as you leave thank

you all right turn around please

fine and back

again she's not wearing anything on top

she's okay what about the little blunt

who that with a rock and roll hair do oh

Johnny she's a baby Johnny she's hardly

out of the girl Couts we don't want

trouble with the cops with the cops get

her Johnny already the cops don't love

you get her

to eat her

up that's what I'm afraid of all right

you stay behind young lady and you too

Miss sir Adams margerie Adams looks like

it's me and you out of all the others

just two left just like on

TV well that's it the man says not too

bad to catch considering I still say the

little one's too small hook thr her back

in the water Johnny any good fisherman

would give her that chance any good

fisherman knows fresh bait when he sees

it Johnny You're a Rat sir in a rat race

you want me to be a m

this is Mr Robert ju Miss midnight

Frankie hello hello she's the one who's

going to do the r up about us oh course

he useing for facts just facts and

photos Every Picture Tells a Story he

should be some pictures as long as it

isn't some story Ares right show the

water ofie major mhm you told me all

about dday you were together in the

Airborne weren't you yeah those were the

days not like these days you see how it

is Mr J we just can't keep them all away

nurses models even School teachers

Housewives brother dozen all in line to

take their clothes off psychological I

call it you think they know better what

with the hot breath and the customers

and the cold dress in the doorways is a

wonder they all don't drop bed from

pneumonia company

Johnny Mr Opel is one of my backers must

keep the Angels happy

morning come on

in yeah I've seen Angels who look a bit

more like Angels than Mr opel's if you

ask me oh he's not very pretty I agree

just not my type let's say his mother

probably liked

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him CER is nice your side as well

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who is

she came in here one morning peeled at

the skin and solo signed her on says

she's Austrian says her name is Lillian

Decker and says no

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questions now come on tell me

more she's one for the books you know

I'd give my left arm to find out what's

going on behind that deep freeze pan of

hers I'll find out Secrets behind the

masking her speci ity of

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mine

300

370

600 Kickback from a grateful company

director we helped him entertain a buyer

from

Mexico he bought I've always envied solo

as inside

friends I never seem to meet the right

kind of people I tell you diamonds with

me on the inside you can't go

wrong no back I have never objected to

the idea of helping you to nudge solo

out of the way but I just don't like

your approach call it delicacy but I

just don't like it after all I have to

supply the men I take the risks all

right chop it down the middle that's

delicacy that's

delicacy now perhaps we ought to leave a

small momento on Solo's desk tonight no

point in wasting time is there now

that's up to

you I got to go back now solo gets kind

of nervous when I'm visiting the bank

you were my manager I'd have the bank

visit

me why hello IO

know ain't she seeing you here a she

seeing you I thought you were one of

ours oh didn't you know that's our

secret weapon

good evening sir good

evening lovely grub now let's get

something a little more ex certificate

eh yeah you think this one will be any

good might be a bit Overexposed would

you want another one thanks I'm driving

like when I see Mr s like when I'm

wearing nothing but me nail polish

honey he says you are the maximum utmost

you didn't actually say maximum utmost

because we're between you and me so was

a bit of a square still he's the boy

with a dough Pieces Of Eight you know so

I said sure crazy I'll do the gig for

you but I warned him I got no eyes for

the casting couch by the way you're

pretty cool dad I'm through here at

halfast 1 and I and I haven't got a

thing

on you surprise me my dear

that's the way the cookie

crumbles you mind go

ahead what you know what do you know

about this one I'll hold it nothing I'm

Johnny come Lely here but to see a girl

like that working in this flesh

Market I'd say that was a surprise well

you surprise me too I do look Mis where

else can a girl earn 25 a week and still

have the day free to go to school

school art school I'm a model in life

class I want to get on the working side

of the

easel I want to do this so this um flesh

Market is a solution why not nud

modeling at Art School pays half a crown

an hour over here it works out at half a

crown a minute for the same thing and

here it's warmer GE you're beautiful you

know that and you're sitting on my face

Tower oh I'm sorry this all right what's

your name Stephanie can you beat that

Stephanie Swanson honestly I think my

mother must have been out of her tiny

little mind when she decided to saddle

me with a name like that stepanie can't

tell you what a handicap it's been in my

career like being born

crushy what would you like to be called

ponytail it look good in light sort of

catchy

ponytail presenting P tale Swanson the

new overnight sensation the latest F

kitten it is quite commercial isn't it I

mean what do you really think if I told

you what I really think you wouldn't

listen to me oh I would really I would

get out go away now no wait a minute do

you know what they do with little girls

like you in a place like this they eat

you for breakfast they put you in a

machine and you come out hard and tight

and cold like the rest of us that's my

girl hold

it I don't have photo

what right take it easy what are you

doing I'm sorry but I don't like

pictures of me why not you watch your

she doesn't bust you on the nose the

moment I turn my back the house falls

down now it goes was that trying to take

a picture I don't like publicity why

okay okay that's enough leave her alone

you got everything you want in here in

here yes thank you come on flesh okay

kids I'm changing the order for tonight

Marin you open car it follows where's

Cynthia oh she went to see her mother in

Hospital visiting hours 5 to 7 we got

visiting hours here too haven't you

heard she's on in a couple of minutes

but her mother's very i c stand by 2

minutes Melody you fill in for S sure I

can do to my left here as long as you do

it on your two feet curtain standby 2

minutes just like the man says hurry up

I say again stand by the curtain 2

minutes so everybody got to move on

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where the heck have you been I I left a

message I had to see my my sick mother

let me go I'll let you go you little

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good good evening ladies and gentlemen

and welcome to gentleman Johnny Solo's

pink flamingo where once again it's CET

time well I did everything I could I

said you were at the hospital might as

well have been a hospital I never got

out of bed once I said you were visiting

your sick old mother yeah she's sick all

right sick to death by the side of me

old man arus is here tonight he's got

great big eyes for you anyway I heard

solo talking to him about you for later

well he's not very pretty but with the

landlord beating on my door anything

goes oh quick honey the wolves are

howling okay let's go and give him their

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dinner well if it isn't Little Miss

Florence Nale how's your sick mother

doing one should think I just got out of

jail or

something don't give us ideas honey oh

come

on how did you like that pay no

attention I want to show you the man

with all the bail money old man Arles

oh man Arles in all his glory well at

least your landlord will be happy you

underestimate me dear hurry up Joe we're

late okay and Now ladies and gentlemen

to start the evening for you we give you

londons now I stop at London we give her

the world's most glamorous number the

one and only midnight Franklin and you

can see for yourselves why all men

describe her as hot hot much too hot to

handle the L's a

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dish too hot to

handle her every

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wish must be

obey you have to learn how to live in

the sun with no sign of

shade because the L much too much to H

to the lady is hot hot

much too too hot to handle too the lady

does

not too act like

a just try a kiss in the dark and you'll

think you've been bar the cute too much

too much because the ladi's much too

much too hot to hand

up the lady is much hot much too hot too

hot to handle

too her tenderous

touch a tropical

thrill unless you think you can live

like a steak on a silver

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grill well then the L's much too much

too hard to

handle now teachers and Scholars

professors and Mystics have all of them

studied her vital statistics

presidents ministers leaders of Nations

have broken off talks to discuss her

gations here's the decision they got

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to much too hot to

handle the signal is

redot much too hot too hot to handle too

much to as Shakespeare once said much

too G what a

Dame so here's your chance to behave

like a moth around a candle

FL too because the L's much too much too

hot to

handle the ladies a

trap too too hot to handle too much so

don't be a

sa take my advice

keep well away or expect to be burnt as

a

sacrifice too because the ladies much

too much too hot to

handle too hot to

handle evening Mr Rob

I thank you very much sir s tells me

your heart too new ones today what are

they like one is just a kid police

problems don't touch the others more

your fighting weight says she goes to

art school so I can go up and see her

itching eh what about the kid how young

jailbait wasn't touch oh today

denali's what did he mean by secret

weapon well we have his little joke this

all watch

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he

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la

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it's right the tired businessman getting

himself a bit more

tired suits

me see what I mean now a seat in the

place any night every

night and what for my boy just to see

half a dozen silly little girls taking

this off taking that Off beats me

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and you cater to their tastes apparently

I don't twist their wrist to make them

come in and it's a living come and have

a drink

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w

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hi right Lu all good evening Mr nelli

what more do you need to advertise

yourself neon light just tell solo I

want to see him why I don't like it you

don't have to you just take it I'll be

in his office it's empty sure it's empty

but I don't like it that's too

bad Johnny

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Don what's the load on your back

problems Johnny only problems like for

instance like this for instance a

telegram well well well all boys

together what a

switch hey that's a very nice dress you

nearly got on I like it quite the little

gentleman aren't

you did you say something about a

telegram yeah diamonds denelli Diamond

Horseshoe Soho Street

Etc we got eyes on your Club so don't

give us no trouble and do what we say no

signature here see for

yourself may I ask you one question

anything why did you haven't seen me for

do you think maybe I sent you this no

Johnny I don't think you did but you

know something you might be next there's

been talk going around about protection

maybe the mafia's back in

SoHo I don't believe in fairy Tes some

of the other clubs have been getting

little warnings all of a sudden this

could be a big operation could be

diamonds is Right Johnny maybe you

better think this thing over what thing

which thing one lousy Telegram and

suddenly London Bridge is falling down

play it safe

solo separately we could be knocked off

by a big

combination together they may think

twice telegram Without A Name a kid with

a Shilling in his pocket get a s a thing

like that besides the postman didn't

bring my doorbell CH you see solo by

name solo by

Nature all right so maybe you don't need

a

friend I had a friend once

Don it didn't

take would you give me a light darling

Oh

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certainly thanks how does a good-looking

boy like you come to be on his own I was

born that way well there's no reason to

stay like that why don't you buy me a

drink you won't be onlyon with me around

Charlie L off he's a friend of solos

doing a story for us well how was I to

know okay okay I buy you drink anyway

mwb or for real for real martini on the

Rocks mwb what did he means Metropolitan

water board or Jin and tick it's the

same thing water which looks like Jin

and a tick on the Slate for my

commission cigarette no thanks dear he's

on our side give her a pet Anyway come

on passing Cloud Kings Way Bristol I'll

take Kings Way you really are nice

would you like a picture taken stay like

that at £10 a time I don't push it too

far oh but they're only 30 Shillings for

two only you better both have a drink

but no

mwb get him when I learn I learn pretty

fast

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oh

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L and darling it was beautiful such

class such finesse you make the others

look like monkeys Mr apples I've told

you before you're wasting your time I'm

sure you will find the monkeys much more

obliging always like an iceberg what's

the matter with me lyam you'll find I'm

not so

bad what's matter Mr apples nothing's a

better Cynthia darling I just burnt my

hand with Miss G silly that little

Cynthia kissing make it well H you're

such a comfort to a man C you what are

you doing I mean tonight I'm in your

hands you know what I mean and you might

burn your fingers

again my car will come down for you just

after the show had a great comfort to a

man Cynthia and a man needs his

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Comforts LAN

yes Mr solo night good night you were

very unkind to Mr apples he's an

important client I hope I marked him for

Life a milon Mr Apple spends a lot of

money in the club he even has money

invested in him I don't ask you to go

out with him but For Heaven's Sake to

burn him man with his own cigar and a

Havana one of that as long as it was a

good

cigar good night honey are you the last

the let have all gone good

night why do you make of that one she

doesn't really belong in this joint

that's for

sure is

anybody

sexy 55 made of oh you I'm off duty

cross my heart no questions nothing

don't worry I'll get another taxi not at

this time in night I'll manage um drive

out the corner fast fast he says

fast good night

G was that Charlie

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mhm Same Old Gentleman Johnny nobody

ever locks up the place but

him and nobody ever puts off the lights

but him silly Superstition I I like it I

like to watch you that's cuz you've got

simple tests sure like you for instance

like

me and I don't get it you could walk out

of that door and any man in Lon to be

glad to fall into your lab suppose I

said I don't want any man in London only

one then I'd say you were badly brought

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I was brought up on a farm near Dallas

Texas nothing wrong with that the girl

from The Golden

West and she's a long long way from

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home we go from

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taxi taxi whatever Gil I told you I've

got the last taxi left in London so come

in this time not so fast I me not so

fast he

says thank you for bringing me oh please

come quickly you mean me don't see

anything just walk with

me that's

right what's going on what's the Harry

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no don't put on the lights go over to

the

window under the lamp poost there's a

man yes I see him is is he watching you

perhaps should I go down and what are we

Whispering for should I go down and ask

him what he wants no no no don't be a

fool you sure you've never seen it

before huh no not that I can

remember there you are that explains

your mystery come on take a good luck if

you don't believe me

yes he has gone of course he has your

imagination is too Vivid but anyhow I'm

grateful to that stranger nobody else

would have got me into the apartment

quite so quickly and I must ask you to

leave just as quickly I I'm grateful to

you Miss for seeing me home but please

go now please oh not just yet is it your

own apartment your own books sigon Freud

alock Ellis Craft my goodness you very

well read but your tastous pleas go not

even a cup of coffee for the first white

man to fly the Atlantic singlehanded

please don't force me to be ungracious

okay in the words of a famous American

General I shall return thank you

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B made

Johnny don't

understand but who I don't know

huh did they take anything money no

nothing just left their little souvenir

and flew away home

Johnny that's night I told

you I was

scared that's that general idea but

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why Soo listen carefully this might

answer that question give the 500 to

miss mid night she will be picked up by

car at 5:00 tonight outside lamber

Palace she must be alone don't try and

think funny solo do as I say and nobody

will be

hurt they want you to deliver the money

5:00 outside lambath

Palace I wonder why that's where the

Archbishop lives oh now don't tell me

they've got the Archbishop working for

him pleasee maybe they've just got

religion after all they're in on every

other

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reord Johnny is this on the level I

thought we were

kidding could be on the

level what are you going to do I'm not

sure I

am Johnny you listen to me I know what

you're going to say yes Johnny and I'm

going to say it slowly so you can hear

get out of this let's get away you can't

win Johnny you don't even know who they

are there's no use fighting it no you

you think so I don't I always had to

fight I had to fight to get myself out

of the gther I had to fight to get an

education a decent acent I even had to

fight to get myself out of the ranks in

the Army and become an officer I wasn't

born gentleman Johnny you

know when it was all over and all I had

to show for it was a demob suit and a

pretty little piece of ribbon and to

start fighting all over again to get

what I am

now whatever that is

it's too late to stop now even if I

wanted to they'll destroy you Johnny

this is only the beginning it starts

with this and this time an axe stuck

into a table next time where you tell

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me the police

Johnny I'm not as much of a fool as

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that

hello hold on a minute it's going to be

all right 12:00

Donas

oh 5:00

huh are you kidding that's the

Archbishop of canterbury's

place well don't worry I told you we'll

take care of it and don't worry about

the

girl I told you together we'll clean up

this thing in no time

5:00 now why can't those guys be

punctual maybe Big Ben's

fast you keep your eyes on nering

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this looks like it may be get ready to

tail him

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right what the

maybe they're just stalling for

time here we have lamber Palace lamber

bridge and over here we have the houses

of Parliament one of the best views in

London of the houses of Parliament and

of course Big B in the corner we'll see

more of that later in the day now here

we have in front of us lamb Palace lamth

Palace used to be a royal manner house

standing in Green Fields used to belong

originally on your marks

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now Mor T Gateway we built in

490 I don't get this looks like we got

the wrong number right I'll take the

briefcase don't move a look around come

on hand it over there's a good girl

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a foolproof plan don't worry the man say

we'll clean this up in no time the man

says now look be reasonable Johnny you

said they were coming by car but I'm on

foot and then that boat yeah that fell

was pretty nifty you said that before

well who would have believed it the

clergyman talk talk forgive me if I'm

interested in what happens

next well all depends I think that 500

should keep them quiet until the next

time then another 500 somewhere else

Westminster Abby the Tower of

London how long do you think I can

afford to go on standing on street

corners handing out money like a

traveling soup kitchen take it easy

Johnny come on now back we've still got

a club to

run I'll keep in touch Johnny do

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that make sure they've gone okay Mr

Ben see if he's here

yet I've left the building good bring

him in

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GE Mr

danellia how going I guy be so

dishonest no a was made a pitch to keep

it on the sea

Jo I Was Made of oens but baby you were

made for

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me star skies were made for love and

love is made for

free some say I was made to measure but

baby you went made for me

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dbby and Jan were made for each other

poy was made for

best someone was made for whist mother

to each his own I

guess every Dove must seek its nest and

every lock its

key every love is made for someone and

baby you would made for

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me kisses I made to

sample but love is made to

last let's follow the

example of all the famous lovers of the

past I tell you truly Jack and Jill went

up the hill to see what they could

see if those two kids can reach the

summit and baby so can you and

me Romeo met

jul beneath her

balcony if you want to play the lover

then baby just discover

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me man and Maid were made for each other

since Adam was made for Eve go man go

some may run from one to another but

this I do believe eventually every dve

must seek its nest and every lock it's

key every love is made for someone and

baby you were made for me baby you were

made for me

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ooh here I miss quite a story you miss

quite a story well F me in I talk too

much you get yourself a drink

well I never mind a pinch or two honey

that's all good clean fun but liy you

look like you went 15 rounds with a

heavyweight you got the right division

anyway well I wouldn't stand for it well

I didn't much as I recall you're a case

s here case I was in a juvenile court

once and there was this old dish she

must have been a 100 and she looks at me

through her glasses and she said my dear

if you don't mend your ways I'll fear

you'll end up an outcast from society

me a refugee from 14 camps and she's

afraid I'll end up as an outcast from

society anyway then she walks off to

open up a garden party or something like

that you know you're okay Cynthia you

really

are oh well the girl guids have arrived

at last and carrying in their arms their

newly adopted baby child well if it

isn't Little Miss bigm mouth anytime you

want pistols at dawn little mother gee

what happened to you did you hurt

yourself no

got somebody else to do it for

me right okay I know and if you say it

once more I'll scream but thanks for

hiding the telltale signs of conflict

you such a comfort to me my darling and

an old man needs is

comt well hello there hello I was afraid

you wouldn't talk to me why ever not

well I mean after all that good advice

I'm telling me to go away the advice

still goes

that's your music you better hurry okay

they're playing our tune

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darling and now friends the Orient be

the mysterious East the land of strange

barbaric rights the land of the

monsoon for months there's been a

drought the parched Earth calls for rain

but the rain God

Waits angry

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la

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n

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m

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man all that water no wonder they call

this the cleanest place in town and and

now if the band have not been washed

away by The Monsoon Professor I'm with

the

kabat

good good night good

night good night good night

moment do you mind this lady is with

me what kept you so long darling come on

let's

go who is he that man I don't know I

never saw before what you running for

maybe was just making a pass I could

handle that no it was more I don't know

it looked sort of evil you should employ

me as a bodyguard you could get me cheap

you know that please don't make fun it's

the man I tell you he's following us

let's wait and see what he wants no

please go believe me okay okay

okay thank you

no

coffee no

questions no

questions black or white black milk is

for babies my father used to say as

water as for washing and so you follow

his example wherever possible I see you

take black as well so do you take after

your father

too my father died in the first year of

the war

but why do you ask me these things what

has it to do with you you are afraid of

me as

well think I want to NOS out your guilty

secrets and write a brilliant expose

stripy St is missing atam SP huh I have

no

secrets Ian I think you're a liar I'm

not a very good one

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you sure you hadn't better tell me

everything you sure this isn't a story

for the police no not the

police okay go on the bathroom quick

come on

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put the lights on

you're sure you don't know this man

you've never seen it

before

never Conrad Müller company director

Hamburg born 1907

Le married with one

CH aha it's even worse than I thought

he's in a very dangerous trade what is

it Merry

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Christmas Conrad Miller toy

salesman poor little man he Serv him

right why because he frightened you or

just because he's a man and you want to

hurt all men because you do don't you I

have good reason to what

reason [ __ ]

my all right all right give me the

subtitles he was lonely that's all he

doesn't know any English and so he goes

to strip's Club huh this there he don't

need to know any English I'll give him

that I only wish to speak German again I

was so L you speak English before

all right old friend I'll let you head

your little German lesson on your way

you didn't have to be so rough with me

you didn't have to frighten Miss deer or

to follow her home girl from a show like

that have you never done such a thing I

have no wife and no child now get

out well he's an old fool perhaps but

don't so like many other St people he

goes to sad places like s's Club you

forget how lonely he is and he sees you

dance although your dance is joyous and

vindictive as if you despised the man

you pay to

please and you are paid for that

remember and you for trying to find out

things why do you keep asking about me I

don't ask about you why not I tell you

I'm 28 years old white unmarried I have

a mother in Paris my father died near

home for alcoholics at the age of

35 he was a writer not a very good one

that bothered him too much stop it stop

it why should I be ashamed I loved my

father and you you have parents my life

is none of your business go away and

leave me alone no I don't want you go

away how fast or far you run you can

never leave yourself

behind

family one last

thing you're beautiful

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midnight I told you to go home I've got

business Johnny I've got a feeling now

you've had these feelings before

remember the little people who were

coming to fetch me and Carry Me Away in

the night stop trying to play it so cool

and listen to me Johnny what do you

think they're going to do when they open

that briefcase and find 500 photographs

of Miss midnight Franklin sit back and

laugh don't go back to your place

tonight Johnny come home with me you'll

be safe and tomorrow night what happens

tomorrow night do I take a r room in a

hotel in a side street and the night

after that now I'll take my chances you

go on home only tonight Johnny please

please 12:00 you're a very special girl

you deserve something better than me I'm

not talking about all that not now look

I find trouble as though I'd invented it

it'll rub off on you and I don't want

that to happen

Johnny you're a wonderful girl midnight

you should have a wonderful man look

find him marry him and be happy now go

on home

to go on

home I'm not looking for marriage Johnny

I know the

tag solo by name and it's true it's no

good 12:00 now go on home now before you

get yourself into real trouble

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director inquiry will you give me the

number of the Imperial all night car

pick a did

it your car won't go anywhere without

this

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right out there you go

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all right let's get out of here come on

get

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out the Imperial all right garage is

Gerard

1071 hello hello are you still there

caller

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well

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Johnny are

Johny I came as soon as I heard were

little people the ones y was telling me

about they were waiting Johnny your face

yes it's not very pretty but then it

never was oh

it's a nice place we've got here sure

humble but it's

home problem what are we going to

do we're going to get this place cleaned

up and open this club tonight what's all

that stuff about we never

closed they played

rough how do you figure to get all this

organized by tonight I don't know and

what I do know is that Johnny solo is

not going to close on account of any

bunch of hoods Mr solo my boyfriend's

got a kind of catering firm you know

weddings Garden parties and that well

I'm sure he'd let you have a few chairs

and tables I'll phone him if you like do

that CH do it now and I'll tell you what

I'll do Mr solo you put me in charge of

this bunch of goons and I'll have this

place spck and span in next to no time

it's all yours now then Lads and you

girls I want volunteers volunteers for

sweeping cleaning and picking up bits of

broken glass now you three sweep you two

clean right two girls get together pick

up the broken glass now come on what are

we waiting for let's get moving we got a

Lo to do and little time to do it in who

the he's he the photographer he's the

one who was taking pictures with your

French newspaper man the other night

thought I'd seen him somewhere

before and 12:00 yes thank you thank me

what for not saying I told you sir

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yes now you listen to me Chum for one

little second

if

you listen solo this kind of talk can

only in one way and One Last Thing If

Ever I get my hands on

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you well what did he say told us all to

go to well and lots of other things

besid you stupid Crum can't you get

anything straight but Mr I done what you

say didn't I look this is your last

chance solo leave the money in a plain

envelope I know what it says now get out

of here you crumb anyway I already

didn't I what else could I do I told you

I wasn't cut out that kind of thing

leaving messages and all that

gear I told you I was no good get out of

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here I found that creep lining up on the

embankment for a free bowl of soup now

he tells me he's not cut out for this

sort of thing he's no good well we're a

great success aren't we we plant an on

his desk we beat him to a PP when we

wrecked the joint and what do we get in

return I'll tell you what we

get we get 500 happy snaps of Miss

midnight and an invitation to go to hell

that's what we

get maybe we didn't hurt him enough you

think

so you know you can twist a man's arm

till he cries

Uncle if he doesn't cry Uncle he'll

break it off no

dice you know what he's doing right now

he's got half the nudes in London

scrubbing the place out like a parcel of

char women you got to hand it to that

boy he doesn't crack

easy and I tell you another thing Mr

denelli and this you're not going to

like maybe he starts

thinking how come it's always my head

that gets busted open my joint that gets

given a

workover how come diamonds denelli never

gets beaten up like

me you can push it too

far what well seven new memberships in

the mail

today what is it honey I've been hearing

voices you and Jonah AR what is this I

hung up just a moment too soon if I

could put a name to that voice or a

face suddenly I'm full of ideas his

Muses out there what do you want with

him it's all right I'll be careful

crossing the road

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Muses hello Mr s what was that you said

s me I said nothing what I supposed to

said then you said just enough

get

him read any good telegrams

L you shouldn't play with things like

this you might get hurt if I can do

without it so can

you good morning good

morning good morning you uh look fine

from down here it wouldn't do you any

harm to do some work yourself you know

oh so you don't strain yourself my dear

it makes you think I broke a leg

parachuting into Algeria I wasn't the

Hungarian border when the trouble

started but this is the first time I was

persuaded to climb a Le a trip Club

start painting a wall you know what they

say there's always got to be a first

time when when do you go away tomorrow

tomorrow thank you that was the nicest

thing anybody has said to me all

day oh come on I help you

you I wish I could take this off too I'm

beginning to bake H how do you say roast

I'd say you taste much the same either

way I don't like the way you look at me

with my clothes on

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ah here we

are oh don't open it I don't want to

know what's in it you don't want to know

what's in it no it's a kind of a present

you know oh this won't do at all I'm

obliged to reveal the contents of this

package to you by law otherwise you

might claim that I'd handed you

something quite different don't you see

oh two extremely fine hair brushes

backed by silver with the initial

T vonr yes T vonr yes oh Paris on the

line put them on yes now what did you

get from those files T Von R Tilly Von

Ral aess of lonstein age 67 no no next

Tanya V rder age

19 captain of the austan Olympic hockey

team huh no that's not the fish we're

looking for anymore right to Von rad

22 yes yes disappeared a year ago from

West Berlin yes I remember the story

family or big steel Barons or

something yes oh one second pictures on

this girl and be quick about it yes yes

something about her father big Scandal

all right fine thanks very much goodbye

Thea

F her father died suddenly the girl

vanished the whole story was has up

that's it it was in every German

newspaper from where I'm sitting I'd say

your sense of smell didn't let you down

this time a daughter of a millionaire

tripping in a London Clip Joint if that

isn't a

story that's it it's her look that's

Ilan wait a

moment that's

her arys vanishes Teresa V Ro get that

golly somebody's in for seven years bad

luck starting

when but this I do believe eventually

every death must seek it's n and every

lock it's

key every love is made for someone and

baby you were made for me baby you were

made for me ooh

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and now folks we give you something new

from the steaming jungles of Africa

Johnny solo presents the Exotic exciting

jungle

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hi hello they told me you'd gone

tomorrow this isn't the nature of

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orir aren't you going to be saying about

a Lilian I never expected you to get

behind the Deep Bree but you seem to be

warming it up a bit you better say

goodbye for me by the time my next story

gets out I don't think she'll be leaning

over bewards to kiss me hello or

goodbye as far as I'm conern you're

always

welcome apples wants Penny tail and a

couple of the others to join him and his

friends off the

sh I'd sooner be in a tank with an

octopus than with him no apples isn't

all that b ponytail she's a kid so dumb

she can't even find her head with both

hands

she wasn't engaged for her head you know

how old she is she's underage you want

me to write out the numbers for you the

only numbers I'm interested in are 41 18

35 and a

half were you never

learn Dar you're breaking my heart

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ah

pen there's an associate of mine Mr

aro's out in front he and a couple of

business friends would like you to join

him for supper after the sh all right Mr

solo this child shouldn't L don't you

start I'm tired of being looked at as a

white slaver just because ponytail is

going out supper with ople Moran and

Jackie will be there too besides you

might be a great hope to her in her

career but she doesn't wish youd leave

me alone this could be my big chance

exactly and lilan I wouldn't be in too

much of a IDE to call in the Salvation

Army I'm taking a bit of a chance on you

too no passport no working

permit you ought to be more grateful

chick I wish you wouldn't interfere Mr

apples has film connections he has a lot

of important people behind

him did you see how far behind no back

what is it Johnny where are you going to

be tonight after we shut up Sean going

to micke for shig game why well stay at

Mig till I call him if the hatchet men

come again I want to be prepared and I

don't mean like a boy Scot

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oh lilan is that you I'll be with you in

a minute until Pony tell I want to see

it would you let mey quick tell him it's

Novak tell him it's urgent

H only you alone listen I got to talk

quick I'll get this you stay away from

the club tonight that's what I said stay

away from the club Solo's laying a trap

sure I know you got lots of plans you'll

have to change them that's all look not

question I know he's got a gun you come

over here tonight there'll be a shooting

I'll call you

back you heard nothing understand

nothing

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day Jung sure killing him about there

tday yeah it's a night for surprises all

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around you hear anything just now on

that thing should I have

I've just come out of the

sh nobody else was here no

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nobody take it from me old man AR is

quite a fighter ly footwork I always say

that he pretty Bri with his

hand he says he's going to introduce me

to a movie producer where

Clen after all look what

happened oh no what have they done just

look at

this I know whose busy little fingers

are responsible for this so do I I'm

going to bash her heading I'm with ter

my don't try to stop us

now get out my way come

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on you crazy [ __ ] I've heard of some

dirty tricks in my life but this beats

the lot why don't you take it over to a

sewing Circle you bother me why can't

you two Mother Superior stay out of our

hair it knocks you doesn't it that your

Sugar Daddy's got eyes for somebody else

so what's it to you I've been dying to

do

this don't get

in what was that you said about not

getting in

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break devil do you think this is a snake

pit

all right come on let's have it who

started it here's what started it Miss

Precious Cynthia tried to make quite

sure that ponytail went nowhere tonight

is that right you bunch

of is that right sure that's

right all right s here get the Blazers

out of here and then come back so what

Marine get yourself cleaned up you've

got a date

remember ponytail Mr apples is waiting

well what you like

if I get another peep out of any of you

I'll fire the whole sorty bunch of you

so help

me come

on oh ponytail come me and see me a

minute yes Miss midnight kid do yourself

a favor what you know what oples forget

him stand him up go home and curl up

with a good book GE everybody is getting

at me like I'm a juvenile delinquent or

something they're only trying to do

what's best for you ponytail I know

there's not enough milk of human

kindness around here to fill a baby's

bottle but there is a little well I'm

not a baby anymore Jim Miss midnight

this is the chance I've been waiting for

I know I even know the dialogue maybe I

can get you a spot in a movie or mayy

you'd be nice to me and I'll fix it so

you get to be the leading lady in the

promised land and the next morning they

hand you your taxi fair and it's don't

call us we'll call you well it doesn't

have to be like that not always at least

I've got a chance to be seen back home

it was just the boys in the street erand

boys with clammy hands all trying to

grow mustaches so they could look older

I mean what future has a girl got up

there future I've seen a hundred girls

go out those doors with creeps who call

themselves producers impressario and the

rest little Mr Fixit all of them some of

the girls came back with promises as

long as a slide trombone one came back

with a baby some never came back at all

but nobody ever came back with a future

and you're not going to be any different

ponytail am I getting

through okay little lady but watch

yourself in The KES that's

all Miss midnight M would you tell me

something after all you said about this

kind of place what keeps you

here well I guess that's the $64

question

kid and even when I'm looking at him I

kind of ask myself same

thing you

know I never seem to get an answer

except except that fish got to swim

Birds going to fly

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there you are my Johnny one for you one

for me oh cherries I love cherries I'm a

regular old greedy guts B them you shall

have cherries by the million

there you will swim it

Jed

silly well go on drink it up it won't

bite

you oh dear dear

dear better

better oh it's nice isn't it isn't it

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oh golly I feel so woozy oh relax relax

don't not going to hurt you oh I don't

know I've never felt like this

before oh golly I think I better get to

Mur on my face oh

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golly come along my dear I've got

another little drink for you all right

coming

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12:00

Johnny Johnny what are you doing

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coming why are you still here where have

you been my dressing room

waiting like you waiting what

for I was just trying to think trying to

work something

out oh

Johnny just don't know what to

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do

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going you in some sort of trouble

no you are listen to meil I'm not going

to hurt you come here you little fool

you want everybody to he come here

us stop stop stop

screaming stop screaming stop it stop

stop

stop stop

stop tell way tonight s's laying a trap

you heard him say that yes delli he was

talking to

denelli you heard him say denelli Johnny

I went over it a hundred times in my

mind remembering every

word no back just like my own own right

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hand I kill him so help be Johnny no you

mustn't think like this Johnny listen to

me is a sh game over at Micky's the fun

and games are over for Mr Le oh Johnny

you've got to listen to me through

listening the part is

over Mickey give me another back quick

Johnny you've done a million lousy

things in your life and you've do your

hands many times but you never had blood

on

them no

know yes hello I want to see you right

away no I can't tell you on the

telephone at the

flinger I'll be waiting Johnny you go

for a gun and I'll stop you I know

enough to stop you Johnny you stop me

what is this step Solo in the back week

Johnny

you go for a gun and I'll be the one who

puts you

away I know there's no hope for us but

I'm thinking of you because I've seen it

I've seen it getting rougher and rougher

every day I sat there in the do tonight

and I kept thinking if I tell him what

will he do and if I don't tell

him then what will they

do you did

right anyway I haven't got a gun

I'll fix no back so there are no

scar can't be them it can't be they

wouldn't be that

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stupid it's probably some

drunk who is it

police who's there police open up

Mr solo may we come in seems as if

you're in already inspector working late

tonight aren't you not unusual in my

profession

inspector oh who are you midnight

Franklin I work here come into the

office inspector

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unusual are for a visit inspector you

acquainted with a girl of the name of

um Stephanie beatric Swanson Swanson no

I don't believe she was perhaps known to

you as ponytail Swanson was oh no she's

dead Mr solo very dead

indeed do you mind no certain questions

I shall require you both to answer sir

how did how did it

happen when did you last see Miss

swansson she was here tonight about

midnight Miss Franklin was there wasn't

there you saw her the same time yes she

did she worked for you yeah and she left

here to meet a certain Mr Arles at his

apartment

correct you uh arranged this uh

appointment

correct Mr solo were you aware of the

age of the dead girl well she must have

told us her age at some time isn't it

your practice to keep a record of the

ages of the girls in your

employee solo I want to see your staff

girls

included now Sergeant Taylor yes sir

he'll help you telephone around if

necessary we'll send a van out to bring

him

in Oh and before I ask you any more

questions here's something that my to

interest

you ponytail Swanson was 16 years old a

month

ago interesting little statistic isn't

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it okay fore

okay

foree

for

p

armini armini arm fore

fore

for for

okay for

right A girl has been killed tonight do

you understand that killed a girl hardly

old enough not to be out of school and

all any of you can do is to sit around

with your mouth full of

teeth all right I'll give it to you once

again Mr jel are you prepared to swear

on oath but in your presence solo was

told that ponytail was under the age of

16 yes I am prepared as well then and

you miss vanro will you testify that

solo persuaded encouraged to this girl

to keep her rendevu tonight with the

late Mr

app yes I will thank

you all

right but one witness isn't enough I

need

corroboration

anybody who the hell do you think you're

protecting anyway I'm telling you apples

was a man with three convictions for

criminal assault and solo must have

known that

are you afraid of losing your

jobs your skins then is that it all

right I personally will guarantee every

one of you police protection if you come

clean with

me did you get that Mr

solo how about

you Miss America has nothing to

say all right get out of here all of you

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you must not worry about me but I want

to worry about you

lilan I'll be difficult to give track

off they don't like people without visas

or passports I

do and they're sending me out of the

country fine when they do I'll be there

to carry you

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back oh um put that in the car

inspector you care for one for the

road no thanks oh of course you're on

duty all it's not that it's just I'm

careful where I drink inspector

what is it I have something to tell you

a lot of

things you lied to me

Johnny

midnight wait a minute don't be it's too

late 12:00 let me talk to you a moment

alone that moment isn't enough Johnny it

never has been don't do it 12:00 don't

let me down now I'm not Johnny that's

just it I'm not letting you down go on

I'll tell you anything you want to know

inspector I'll tell you the Johnny knew

about the girl's age so did I he knew

and did nothing about it I wanted him so

did all the others but Johnny knew best

Johnny always knew best we'll take your

statement to the station Miss

Franklin

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Johnny solo by Nature I should have

known better I want you alive Johnny I

want you alive and in one piece this was

the only way to stop you shooting at

novag no that didn't kill you first I

know this hurts you more than it hurts

me don't laugh at me Johnny you know

it's

true you mean it's going to be

true that's enough of the rough stuff

solo you're coming with

us hi Johnny you want to

see no

back too late to knife or be knifed

you know my manager I have no secrets

from him oh is that so well in that case

maybe you'd better come with us too now

wait a minute you can't put anything on

me it was danelli's idea to PL Opera

here and make all that trouble I knew

nothing about it nothing at all

apparently put him in the car and make

sure it's not the same one as

solo

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p take me to your

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leader

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Johnny come on ma let's go over here

look at me

salom Mr solo

sir why' you have that before don't ask

me

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