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Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I was looking for my son. I'm so, I'm so

embarrassed. I'm so sorry. It's all right. It's really okay.

I'm sorry. I'm Bruce.

I'm Miss Jess.

I'm one of Chris's friends. We were partying and stuff last night, so he

just let me crash in the third bedroom.

I hope I didn't scare you.

No, just a little bit.

Just a little bit? A little bit. You didn't look scared, though.

You didn't call the cops or anything? No. I was impressed by what I was

seeing. Well, you know, I work out a little bit.

You work that thing out?

Oh, that? Oh, you mean that?

Yeah. Oh, you were impressed by that? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Is it real, all natural?

Well, I mean, there's only one way to find out. I mean, you can take a look.

Okay. If you want it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's like a hair stuck to it, though.

Can you get that on?

Can we touch it?

It's real.

It's not a stick-on, that's for sure.

It's not a little implant or something in there. No, I'm just kidding.

Do we do that now?

I don't know. Is that a thing? I don't think so.

The college boys, you know, put soap on your head.

Oh, no.

Anyway.

I wonder if that would even fit in my mouth.

It's so big.

It's quite a thought.

Yeah? Should we try?

I'm not opposed.

Okay. I don't think Chris is going to be home anytime soon.

No wonder Chris doesn't let anyone over when his mom's home.

Mmm. Mmm.

This is wrong.

You're my son's friend.

This is wrong. I should go. I'm shy.

I just can't.

When was the last time you got fucking sick?

A long time.

Yeah? Yeah.

You really think you can walk away from a big old dick like that?

Probably not.

I want you.

That's a naughty mommy.

I bet

you tell all your son's

friends that.

I bake all of them cookies.

That's right.

Okay.

Oh.

under feet there.

Nice try.

Mmm.

Oh.

I'm going to shower all over.