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My warrior name is Nietzsche. I'm the leader of the Man Up freedom fighters.

All my life, I've had to accept that the more rights women get -

- the less are left for us men.

That women have become exceptionally greedy and selfish.

For seven years, I had a girlfriend whom I loved.

The next natural step for us was to have a child -

- but one day out of the blue, she left me, dumped me.

We'd just returned from a trip to Corsica -

- where we'd eaten good food and drunk wine.

We'd made love on the beach under the stars...

Let me just stop you there.

Rasmus, I don't think you should mention Corsica.

No?

- Why? - Cecilie might catch on if she sees it.

- But great. Awesome! - Okay.

One more time? With a little more power.

- Okay, more energy. - Yes.

And action!

My girlfriend left me because she wanted a child.

Not with me, not with another man, but on her own -

- because she wanted to call the shots. That's women nowadays!

They think they're self-reliant, though women by nature are dependent on men.

My warrior name is Nietzsche.

I'm the leader of the Man Up freedom fighters.

Man Up are fighting to restore the natural balance between the sexes.

So don't ask who I am. Ask who we are.

Who are we? Man Up! Who are we? Man Up!

Who are we? Man Up!

That's right.

Exactly.

Your colleagues must respect your pick-up days in the group calendar.

Even if your work is incomplete. Nothing rises above picking up the kids.

MAN UP

Nietzsche: IT'S BEEN MOVED TO SABRO

Saxo: OK Leth: OK

Wolverine: FUCKING FEMI FASCISTS

So stupid we have to go to Sabro to hear Thomas Løwert.

- The femi fascists will find us anyway. - And that's why we're fighting.

Lasse, are you moaning just to hear your own voice?

Always the Danish teacher.

Frederik, how many views did my speech get?

- 75. - Okay.

- I watched it 21 times. - Yeah, so 54.

Oh okay.

Oh well, we don't chase likes.

Let's let people get to know us.

- Things will change after tonight. - We'll only do it if he says yes.

- Are you scared? - No.

We're not going ahead without Thomas Løwert.

Of course not. We need him to give the go-ahead.

VOTE FOR

They call me an extremist. That shows one thing:

That you can be critical of everything in this world except women.

If you're critical of women, you're an extremist.

Woman is the sacred cow of this new political reality.

Yes, a question?

What's the biggest lie the femi fascists say about you?

That I hate women. I don't hate women. I love women.

With the love and support of loyal women, we men have built civilizations.

Nynne's so beautiful!

Society shouldn't be femininely deconstructed -

- but masculinely structured.

Children, food, care and sex should be a woman's priorities.

- I love you, Nynne! - Jonas, sit down.

And we love you... real men, brave men.

Nature created the world as a hierarchy, and we must go back to it.

The patriarchy, my friends, it works.

It has 10,000 years of successful civilization history to show for it.

Chaos can be tamed, and chaos must be tamed.

- Rasmus, I've changed my mind about it. - You insisted we ask, so I'm gonna ask.

We have a question.

- Thomas, I'm Rasmus. - Hi, Rasmus.

It's so inspiring to hear you talking about taming chaos.

- But it's just words. - Just words?

My books have taught thousands of men to realize their masculine potential.

- Have you read them? - Yes, I have read your books.

Stop. Let Rasmus speak.

All I'm trying to say is...

We live in a society ruled by women.

We all know the statistics.

Women live longer than men.

Women turn their problems into society's problems. Men's problems are ignored.

Maybe that's why more men commit suicide, are lonely.

Men are deselected because women prefer having children on their own.

In my opinion, women have gotten drunk with their own power.

And you sure as hell make bad decisions when you're drunk.

So my question to you, Thomas, is:

Isn't it time to do something? To act?

To take action?

I'm not telling you to storm Parliament like our Finnish brothers stormed theirs.

- Release them! - Free them!

Let's wait and see. But...

But... when society keeps turning its back on the masculine man -

- it's okay to inch one foot onto the so-called wrong side of the law.

Thomas Løwert Why Women Overestimate Themselves

- To whom should I dedicate it? - Jonas Busck, warrior king.

Are you the one who shouted you loved me?

Yes... I was just...

...kidding around.

Your friend is the guy who said it was just words?

Yeah, Rasmus, my best friend.

But he didn't mean it like that...

I think we got what you both meant.

And I think Thomas would like to talk more with him -

- so can I have your number?

Sure, absolutely.

Just...

Thanks.

- And your name? - Jonas Busck.

- I'm Jonas. - Nynne.

Løwert is a turd!

Okay. All set?

- Nynne asked for my phone number. - No way!

- Yes. - No.

She did.

Told you. The femi fascists came all the way to Sabro.

Well, let's grab a bite to eat before we head home.

Head home?

We're going through with it tonight.

To be fair, Thomas Løwert didn't give us the go-ahead. He didn't understand you.

We're talking principles. We can't say out loud -

- we're going to graffiti-bomb the Social Democrat gender equality spokesman.

- One foot across the law. He said so! - This is more than a foot.

- Max a pinky toe! - I'm not coming after all.

What?!

- It's easy for you all, without a family. - You have to document the operation.

- Lise will ask thousands of questions. - Let's sleep on it.

No, no, no, guys. A deal is a deal.

He gave us the go-ahead. The time has come to choose who we are.

Will we go down in history as those who fought and took action -

- or those that merely looked on?

- Who are we? - Man Up!

- Who are we? - Man Up.

- Who are we? - Man Up!

Let's go!

Guys, phones.

How are you going to film it, then?

I have this. I removed all antennas and traceable things.

- What are we gonna write, Nietzsche? - Each man decides for himself.

Just choose from the manifesto.

Let's decide now or I'll get writer's block.

Okay.

Let's write "gender traitor", then.

What if they have automated outdoor lights?

We'll each write "gender traitor" once and run.

- Quite long if the neighbors see us. - Lasse, grow some balls.

If I'm to call you Wolverine, call me Leth.

- Leth is a stupid alias. - No stupider than yours.

Duck!

We don't use our real names in action.

GENDER TRAITOR

The door's open.

The door's open.

- This wasn't what we agreed. - We can improvise within the boundaries.

Saxo, get the camera in here!

- What are you doing?! - Damn it!

Hello? Who's there?

Awesome!

- Left or right here? - Left.

- Left or right? - Right.

Left or right?

- Right. - Left.

Let's just get out of here.

MASCULINE PRIDE

In Masculine Pride, we believe in the strong man, we support him -

- at a time when men are vilified and shamed for being masculine.

Loneliness is rising, but it would drop among both sexes -

- if women would tolerate the natural male characteristics:

Drive, control and leadership.

- Hello? - Hi.

Hey.

Sorry to call so late, but I saw you were online. I wouldn't call otherwise.

Okay... Long time.

Why are you up this late?

Well... why are you up this late?

Well, I have... a son who's been sick for three days.

I haven't slept much and I'm slowly going crazy -

- from a lack of adult contact.

So I'm glad you called.

- Are you drunk? - Drunk? No. Why do you ask?

Well, it's...

...3.30 a.m. on a Thursday, and you're awake.

Well, I'm not. It just so happens -

- that I haven't had a drop for a year. Didn't I tell you?

No.

I feel cheated.

How so?

I tried for years to make you exercise and eat healthy.

So, what are you doing up this late?

- Surfing porn? - No, I'm...

I'm not.

I just came across -

- some photos from our last trip together, to Corsica.

So I thought of you and just wanted to say hi.

Oh, Corsica...

What a wild trip.

It was a great trip.

Hello, Cecilie?

Ole's crying. I've gotta go to him.

Talk to you... Hope he gets well soon.

- Thanks. Bye. - Bye.

- What are you doing? - Say "Corsica".

- Say "Corsica". - I won't say "Corsica".

- Are you filming or taking a photo? - Filming.

- Man, it's harsh. - Yeah.

Behind me, a group called Man Up -

- broke into gender equality spokesperson Christian Tange's home last night.

After writing "gender traitor" on several of the windows -

- the four masked men carried on inside..

Nynne? Nynne!

Nynne!

- Nynne! - Yes?

You need to see this!

Man Up filmed everything and posted it online where it's been shared a lot.

What's up?

Somebody broke into Christian Tange's home -

- writing "gender traitor" all over the place.

- It's the guy from yesterday. - Oh my God.

I told you!

- I got his friend's phone number. - No, we can't contact them!

I must understand their desperation but condemn their actions.

- Thomas Løwert. - Andreas Berg, Radio 5, calling live.

Any comment on the attack?

I've cautioned for a long time that Denmark is being torn apart -

- by the greed of women.

Perhaps it was time somebody listened.

So, Thomas Løwert, you condone criminal acts if they further the cause?

No, but Man Up's attack shows -

- that oppressed men feel ignored.

So do you and your party condemn it?

Masculine Pride don't condone criminal acts, but we understand their desperation

Calling all brothers.

Gender equality spokesman Christian Tange favors women and LGBT+.

- Oh come on! - Seriously?

- This is insane. - What is this?!

This is a call to action to take men's problems seriously.

- Who are we? - Man Up!

- Who are we? - Man Up!

- Christ! - The internet is on fire.

Our enemies fear us, our brothers salute us.

We don't talk as civilians.

- Don't go too far. - Oh fuck!

- Hi. - Hi.

Aren't you going to introduce us?

Rasmus. I know Frederik from the running club.

Oh hi. Lise, Frederik's wife.

Nice to finally meet one of those who steal Frederik's time.

- They don't steal my time. - Honey.

- You see the running club more than me. - You're always working.

I started running because Lise said I was getting fat.

- I just said you were getting pudgy. - That's the same thing!

Will you get the boys?

- See you at the club, Frederik. - Yes.

Nice to meet you.

Does Frederik talk to you about...

He got fired seven months ago.

Has he mentioned that?

We rarely talk about personal stuff.

Men!

- I mean, he's such a brilliant lawyer. - Come here.

- Now he thinks he's a filmmaker. - Oh?

It's sweet.

If Frederik talks about how he's doing -

- I'd like to know what he says.

It's hard for him to talk to me about it.

Vice President within Operational Excellence.

It's just a title.

- Nice to meet you, Rasmus. - Likewise.

Coming, boys? Let's go.

Coming!

Buckle up in the back.

Nietzsche: STILL INTERESTED IN JOINING MAN UP?

Warrior King-Åbyhøj: YES

Nietzsche: MEET US IN TWO HOURS. BE DISCREET

Warrior King-Åbyhøj: WHERE?

Stop!

- How many views so far? - 72,000 views of Tange's house.

- 51,000 views of Rasmus's speech. - Holy crap!

We speak for the timid.

- Now we're admired, you aren't scared. - I wasn't scared.

We'd never have got this much attention if we'd only written it on the outside.

- Ready to move on? - Yes.

- Lise asked me to spy on you. - She did?

Yes. She wanted to know if you talked about your private life.

Never marry an ambitious woman. She'll never respect you. Go!

At least I have a wife, Jonas! And unlike you, I get laid regularly.

But you're...

You're okay or...?

- Yes. Sure. - Perfect... perfect.

Come on, we're meeting him soon.

Guys, this is Noa.

Noa's been active on ALPHA -

- using the handle Warrior King-Åbyhøj.

- Now he wants to fight in real life. - If you want me.

- Respect. - Isn't he too young?

- I'm 21. - We must mentor the next generation.

Having experienced a woman's betrayal is a pillar of Man Up.

- I've never been kissed. - Isn't that the greatest betrayal of all?

Maybe not the greatest. My ex got a job in Norway and took my kids away from me.

In principle, I have them every other weekend, but Tromsø is far away.

- My ex stabbed me with a vegetable knife. - It's not a competition.

- Before, women would've lined up for Noa. - I'm ready to die for the cause.

Nobody's going to die, Noa, but your zeal is duly noted.

May we hear your warrior name?

Warrior name? I didn't know I needed one.

- I could use some help. - Just choose something that inspires you.

I am Nietzsche, because we do away with women as false gods.

I'm Saxo because Saxo wrote the history of Denmark.

I document our contribution to history with my camera.

Leth after Jørgen, probably the greatest Danish contemporary poet.

I'm Wolverine.

Just trust your gut feeling.

Casanova?

Welcome to the front line, Casanova.

- Welcome to the front line. - Welcome.

- The lighting's ready for you. - It's your turn.

You must be warmed up by now.

- Checkmate. - No!

- How the hell do you do it? - There were lots of possibilities.

No. Didn't you see the rook?

- Smoothies. Great. - Smoothie.

- Thanks. - Nice.

Let's go, guys.

Alrighty.

Ready? Action!

My alias is Casanova, and I'm a Man Up warrior.

Women have...

...confined me to a lonely life.

Casanova, don't rush it.

A little more energy, a little more oomph, okay?

Fuck! Unless you're fucking handsome -

- unless you're rich and handsome, girls ignore you!

Look, I can...

Let me go first and I'll show you. Frederik, let me go first.

Good idea. That's cooler. I think.

Action!

Action.

Action.

I'm Wolverine, a Man Up warrior.

Love between a man and a woman used to be sacred, beautiful and strong.

Like bees help pollinate flowers, humans have survived for millions of years.

Not anymore. Regrettably.

Women think they can just deselect men.

But if the flower deselects the bee, the world will go under.

This is a scientific fact. Look it up on YouTube.

Rasmus?

- Hi. - Cecilie, hi.

- Good to see you. - You too.

Hi, Ole. What are you doing here?

I live just around the corner. You know that.

- You're the one who's far from home. - This is my running route.

- Is Ole feeling better? - Yes.

And how are you doing?

I'm doing fine.

- I'm struggling with nausea. - You're getting ill now?

No, I'm pregnant.

- Congratulations. - Thanks.

Is it a boy?

I don't know yet.

- It's still early days. - Is it the same father?

- Same donor, but he's not their father. - No.

- Congratulations. - Thanks.

- How are you doing? - Fine, but I gotta get going.

Otherwise I'll get cold and get an injury.

See you. Congrats.

- By the way, I'm moving. - Oh, where?

Have you heard of Folkvang?

- The commune for single moms? - Yes, or solo moms.

Great. Female solidarity, can't get enough of that.

See you.

Oh, it's this way.

- Take care. - You too.

Have a nice day.

I'm Leth. I'm a Man Up warrior.

The world used to be for families. There was no gender imbalance.

- Turn this crap off. - Not yet.

Children used to be the man's property. Women couldn't leave with the children.

We must make it hard for the woman to leave her husband for the children's sake

- Not many men are like this. - There are more than we think.

No way.

- Do you know any Man Up sympathizers? - No, I don't.

- They're all uneducated hicks. - Teenage boys who never get laid.

- Puny pathetic men. - Disgusting.

They must have tiny dicks.

Lonely losers cooped up with their computers in Mom's basement.

Oh, I do, actually.

I do know some Man Up sympathizers.

What?

- I sympathize with them. - What do you mean?

I do.

I believe that men, women and children would be happier -

- if we went back to a more natural order.

- Natural order? - Yes.

- I can't work with you anymore, Rasmus. - I've never had a complaint at work.

You're a union member advisor. Good luck with your no-complaints streak.

- No, this is too much. - I'm shocked. The guy's insane.

Nietzsche: TIME FOR THE NEXT OPERATION

"RUNNING" AT MY PLACE TONIGHT

Where was this taken? The photo of you and Cecilie.

- Corsica. - Damn, she's beautiful.

Lasse, sit down, will you?

- So, ready? - Yes.

- The Talbo Clinic in Odense. - What's that?

- A sperm bank. - A sperm bank?!

Fundamentally, why are men deselected?

Because women can go to a sperm bank and choose gender traitors' sperm.

We're going to attack the clinic and make them pay for their crimes against nature.

Frederik?

Last time, our simple graffiti stunt went haywire.

- It's not real. It's a film prop. - It's a replica.

People expect more of us now. It must be bigger, wilder -

- and better each time or they'll lose interest.

Rasmus's speech has reached 104,000 views.

The Tange video has 96,000 views. We have an obligation.

Words aren't enough anymore. We have to be forceful.

Imagine this: We're in the clinic, and we sentence them at gunpoint.

What a show of force!

Won't people who know guns see it's a prop?

Let me see.

- Only up close. - Okay.

- Can anyone get pepper spray? - Sure.

- Isn't teargas better? - Oh come on!

No, pepper spray will do.

It would be an anticlimax to just hold them at gunpoint and then leave.

We need some kind of punishment or sentence.

I agree with Rasmus.

From a narrative perspective, the operation is pointless without a climax.

Yes?

- Okay. - Okay?

- Yes? - It'll be great.

- Yes! - Yes!

- Cheers, goddammit. - Cheers.

- Who are we? - Man Up!

- Who are we? - Man Up!

- Who are we? - Man Up!

Fill this out.

Oh, remember this.

Keep calm! Where is your boss?

Where is your boss?

- He's... - Check in there.

Gross!

Get out!

- Up against the wall! - Come here!

- Hey, you! Over here! - I'm on my way.

Up against the wall!

We don't have any money. This is a sperm bank.

- We know. We're not idiots. - We have nothing of value.

Exactly!

You have nothing of value. In fact, you have negative value here.

We help women get pregnant.

It's downright gender fascism and crimes against nature.

Please pull up your pants. It's stressing me out.

Did you know that there's a place in hell for men who don't help other men?

I'm a student. I'm only in it for the money.

- Wuss! - Get a student loan!

You are all found guilty of crimes against humanity!

- One... - Was it on "three" or "now"?

- "Three". - "Now".

- Wasn't it "three"? - We agreed on "now".

- "Now" is easiest for everyone... - Now!

This... was by far the best experience of my life.

- I guarantee you it'll only get better. - Let's just see it.

OPERATION SPERM BANK

Keep calm!

TRAITOR

GROSS

WUSS

You are all found guilty of crimes against humanity.

Stop! Nietzsche, tell him to stop!

OOWWWW!

TO BE CONTINUED

- It's a masterpiece, Frederik. - Thanks.

Let's give Noa a hand for proving himself a true warrior today.

Thanks.

I just have one reservation about the video.

- The music? - No, the music's great.

- But let's not expose our mistakes. - What mistakes? Your own?

No, yours. You scolded me in front of the prisoners.

You kicked them in the crotch!

There's room for improvisation within the boundaries.

- Right, Rasmus? - But a kick in the crotch...

We must present a common front and sort out any differences internally.

- Yes. - It's unfair that I'm always criticized.

If you're always criticized, maybe should reconsider your behavior.

- I'll just add a black bar. - A black bar?

And... there we go.

- For fuck's sake! - That works fine.

A goddamn sperm bank. Set to techno music!

I'm trying to fight a political battle and Man Up give me a sperm bank attack.

Do I go on national TV saying "sperm bank"? What a pathetic word.

The Finns stormed the parliament and kept the police out for nine days!

Their political system was humiliated, and Man Up attack a sperm bank!

Maybe they don't know how to help the cause.

- You could guide them like you guide me? - How do I contact a secret terror group?

I have that guy Jonas's number. I think he's Wolverine.

- So I call and ask if he's a terrorist? - Freedom fighter.

Wolverine! Sperm bank. You'd think they were kids, not grown men.

Perhaps you should contact them, discreetly, to help them along.

Too dangerous. Sperm bank!

- Or I could do it? - Too dangerous.

- If I promise to be discreet? - I said no, Nynne!

Thomas Løwert speaking.

NO JOB IS TOO SMALL! SOME ARE TOO MAJOR - CALL A BRICKLAYER

- Hi. - Hey.

- Thanks for meeting me. - Sure.

What was so important you couldn't tell me on the phone?

I wanted to meet one of my heroes.

You mean me?

But you don't even know me.

I think you know what I mean.

Wolverine.

Who's Wolverine? I don't...

Don't know...

Well?

- What's your next move? - We haven't got anything planned.

A warrior like you must hate being ridiculed by the femi fascists.

Ridiculed?

I think they fear us.

Thomas says you put your credibility on the line because of the sperm bank.

The word alone is silly. Sperm bank.

- Sperm bank. - Freedom fighters need a political wing.

Otherwise they're just noise.

Thomas needs you, and you need Thomas. You're not fighting alone.

- I need to talk it over with Rasmus. - You need his permission for everything?

- He's our leader. - I think you're the natural leader.

You guys must create chaos. Thomas will calm the storm.

Chaos. Not these childish sperm bank operations.

Do something with a bang. Not with a whimper, Wolverine.

You cannot lose Thomas's support.

A bang? Not a whimper.

Have you had a sperm test?

I think all men should get a sperm test.

My doctor says I have the perfect oven for a baby -

- but Thomas's sperm count is so low, it would be a miracle if I got pregnant.

And I can't go to a sperm bank.

My swimmers are excellent.

Look...

I'm ovulating today.

Can I have your hero sperm?

What about Thomas?

You're giving him what he wants most in this world. A child.

Don't tell anyone, okay?

Can I trust you?

- Do you need a hand? - No, I've got it. Thanks.

- Last one. - Great.

- Where do you want it? - I'll grab it.

Time to eat.

Nina, bring some chairs from the next room.

Come and sit down. This is without.

I'll be off, Cecilie.

- Why? - I have other plans.

The running club.

Okay? Can't you just bail on them?

No, I promised. But thanks for now.

- I'll see you out, then. - Thanks, Rasmus.

I know it's stupid to realize the same day that you need more muscle -

- to move an entire apartment.

You never change.

- Planning isn't your forte. - Okay, then.

I'm glad you came at such short notice.

Or thanks for coming at all.

Sure.

- Look, there's Mommy. - Mommy.

Hi, sweetie. Hi.

Thanks a lot. You've been a huge help.

- Have you had fun? - Hi, Ole.

I'd better get going.

Right.

Thanks. Wave to Rasmus.

Bye, bye.

Shock in Finland: Terrorists' sentences reduced

Meeting with Henrik

Nice one.

Come in.

Sure you don't want your union representative present?

Sounds serious.

- Are we facing layoffs? - Rasmus...

Did you advise young female members struggling with burnout-related problems -

- to quit their job, find a man and become a stay-at-home mom?

That sounds very simplified.

I don't know how I put it.

But when I'm concerned about a member, I try to advise them as best I can.

You'd never advise a man to do that. Can't you hear how crazy it sounds?

Henrik, you and I both know that most women burn out -

- because they struggle with their work-life balance.

I was just trying to help them.

Several of your colleagues say you sympathize with Man Up. Is that correct?

That's a personal matter.

You're hired to do your job, not to further your own agenda.

Are you firing me?

Yes.

- Christ, you'll be humiliated. - I'll be humiliated?

Political persecution in a union?!

We've played soccer together. What's up with you? Your hatred of women is sad.

I don't hate women, but they've gotten too many rights.

Rights aren't a pie where if you cut a slice, there's less for everyone else.

That's exactly what it is! It's a pie, and they're devouring it.

The whole damn thing. Right under our noses.

Thomas Løwert, your popularity rises each time Man Up post something.

No, I'm popular because men are tired of women being favored in everything.

But Man Up's videos have 100,000+ views and are being shared world-wide...

Sperm banks and masks don't have much to do with my party.

- Let me rephrase... - You don't need to.

Masculine Pride's popularity speaks -

- for itself loud and clear. Thank you.

So said Thomas Løwert, founder and leader of Masculine Pride, earlier today.

In Finland, a sensational appeals trial has ended.

Rasmus, I've been thinking. Our credibility is on the line.

We're losing Løwert's support.

We must do something with a bang. Think bigger, attack political opponents.

Not sperm banks. The word alone is ridiculous.

Say what's on your mind, Jonas.

The Together femi fascists. The youth club in Copenhagen.

Let's avenge all their paint attacks.

I think we should bomb them.

Bomb them?

- As in a real bomb? - Yes.

Just a small bomb. We're not psychos.

We get them evacuated, no one gets hurt, we just destroy tables and chairs.

It would send a clear signal.

- But where are you gonna get a bomb? - Yeah, where are you gonna get a bomb?

No problem. I've built and detonated lots of bombs in the woods near my cabin.

- We can hide there afterwards. - Rasmus, talk some sense into him.

Rasmus?

I think Jonas is right. This is our next natural step.

- A foot across the law, Løwert said. - This is way beyond the law.

It's basically just vandalism with a big bang.

Yeah. Tables and chairs.

Yes, tables and chairs, Rasmus, if it goes according to plan.

- Why wouldn't it? - Why don't you ever listen to me?

We evacuate beforehand.

In a hundred years, they'll talk about our achievements.

About our courage and our fight.

I'm proud of us.

Man Up!

- Man Up! - Man Up!

Nietzsche: WOLVERINE, STATUS OF THE DEVICE?

Wolverine: LOADED AND READY

How can anyone sleep while we're crossing the country with a bomb?

- Just a small bomb. - If it blew up now, we'd all be kaput.

It won't.

Not until you call the detonator. I've got this.

Unless someone dials the wrong number.

TOGETHER

What do you do when you're inside?

I place the bag under a table -

- and sit far away from it without raising suspicion, near the door for a fast exit.

- Far away from the bag. - Just get in there!

Good luck.

Careful!

- Out you go. - The phone.

- Ow! - Sorry.

- It's untraceable? - Yes.

- Wolverine, we have to trade places. - Right.

Let me just get in...

- Sorry... I'm stuck. - Just hold on there.

- Careful! - There we go.

- Ready? - Yes.

- Shouldn't we mask up? - Oh right.

- Okay. Are you rolling? - Not yet.

Action.

We're calling the Together organization to say we've placed a bomb in the clubhouse.

- Tanja speaking. - Hello. Is this Tanja Nørbo Petersen?

Vice-chairman of the feminist youth organization Together?

- Vice-chairperson. Who is this? - Tanja, listen closely.

From the bottom to the top, society favors women.

- Is this a prank? - No. Listen.

If man is to find a place in this society, we have to assimilate.

- I'm hanging up. - No, Tanja!

I'll try again.

Hello? Tanja speaking.

We in Man Up are fed up with talking.

You don't listen to us anyway because you call us the radicals.

Ha ha, we say. Ha ha.

"Ha ha", seriously? How old are you?

That's completely irrelevant. I'm much older than you, little vice-chairman.

Vice-chairperson!

Tanja, listen to me. We've placed a bomb in your auditorium -

- and we can detonate it by calling it. Evacuate the room.

Stop it! You sound like a child.

What about the bomb?

- Let's call the police. - No, no, no!

- Nietzsche, can I try to convince her? - Why would she listen to you and not me?

People say I have a pretty deep voice.

Oh no, no, no!

- What the hell was that? - Oh no!

No!

- No! - It was just a tiny bomb.

That was a giant bomb!

- We gotta get Noa! - No, no, no!

No, stay here!

Stay here!

Noa! He's right here. He's right here.

Noa, are you okay?

- Are you okay? - What?

I can't hear you. The bomb went off early. My ears are ringing like crazy.

- Any other injuries? - He's deaf.

Rasmus, they're filming.

Let's go!

- Get in! - Hurry! Hurry!

Rasmus?

- Vice-chairperson Tanja didn't lis... - Shut up, Jonas!

Do you think they filmed your face?

And the license plate?

I don't know.

If we get away with this, it ends now.

It's Amalie's birthday today.

Happy birthday to her.

- How old is she? - 11.

I won't get to call her.

I can't live without my kids.

It's really good, Jonas.

It's 3 o'clock.

The toll after today's presumed terror attack is now four injured.

They're hospitalized along with a rising number of victims with minor injuries...

- What's going on? - Listen.

The police have identified one perpetrator.

Rasmus Brønnum, 39. He is 187 cm tall and slender.

If you have any information, please contact the police and not the suspect.

Within 24 hours, the police expect to issue further descriptions...

Oh no, I'll never see my kids again. We're going to get ourselves killed!

Lasse, nobody's going to die. I'll say I acted alone.

Noa hasn't been identified, and the rest of you were masked.

They know we're a group. They filmed us all.

If they're looking for you, they'll be looking for us soon.

- Lise will be angry. - Who cares if your wife is pissed off?

- We're terrorists! - Only if we did it on purpose.

- The bomb went off early by accident. - We didn't make a bomb by accident.

- We'll be charged under the Terror Law. - I'm out of the loop!

- I warned you. We're looking at life! - Why must you always second-guess?

- I'm first-guessing but you never listen! - I did listen...

Shut up!

We have to go out with a bang, not a whimper.

People would listen if we created chaos.

We have to consider how best to further the cause.

If we helped Thomas Løwert into power, we'd have an ally in the seat of power.

Jonas, you don't sound like yourself.

I've always talked like this.

You know we need Løwert's support.

We've probably already been branded terrorists -

- so we might as well go out with a bang instead of a whimper.

- Haven't we had enough bangs? - Not a bang in that sense.

An operation like in Finland that they'll talk about for years.

So Man Up won't have been in vain. So we'll go down in history.

History is being written now, with your camera, Frederik.

I propose we attack the very symbol of feminine selfishness.

A society for women only.

- Folkvang. - The commune? It's just women and kids.

Well, we'll only take the women hostage. Someone will get the kids out.

- Nobody will get hurt. - Like last time when a bomb went off?!

So now they know what we're capable of and will listen.

- I refuse. - We took hostages at the sperm bank, too.

Just hear Rasmus out.

Thank you, Frederik.

We'll negotiate with Løwert for reduced sentences like the Finns.

Rasmus, this is madness.

And you know it!

I know it's insane.

But I've been identified.

So I'm going through with it.

I really hope all of you are in.

We have to give this a shot. We're freedom fighters, not terrorists.

- So who's in? - Yes. Anything for Man Up.

Frederik?

Lasse?

- What would my kids say? - I have kids, too! That's why I'm here.

Let's do this together.

Come on, Lasse.

We forgot Noa.

Here you go.

Who are we?

Man Up.

- Who are we? - Man Up.

- Who are we? - Man Up.

How do we keep the police out with a toy gun?

- It's a prop. - The police can tell it's a fake.

I've got something to show you.

- Are they real? - Uh-huh.

Beretta.

For Rasmus.

No, this is for Lasse.

I'll keep the prop gun.

- Careful, it's loaded. - It's loaded?!

It's harmless as long as the safety's on.

And now it is.

- I don't feel safe carrying a loaded gun. - Well, I do.

- You're our moral conscience. - What do we need guns for?

- Must we bring a deaf hostage-taker? - He can hear you. Just speak up.

We're going to attack Folkvang!

We're gonna do this, and we're gonna do it with a bang. Okay?

Let's go, boys.

Lasse.

- Jonas. - Yes. Thanks.

Noa.

Noa?

I'm Saxo, a Man Up warrior. This is a message for my children.

It may be many years before you see this, because Mom won't show it to you.

But I want you to know that Dad's doing this for you.

So you won't grow up in a world where men are inferior.

- Here. - Thanks.

- Let's go. - Frederik!

Coming!

I want you to know that Dad is a man of action -

- no matter what Mom says.

We're live.

My name is Rasmus Brønnum, warrior name Nietzsche.

I'm the leader of Man Up.

Many of you probably think...

...that I'm a loser. But I have a savings account.

I had a good job as a union member advisor with a great retirement plan.

But I've also, like most of the others in Man Up, lost almost everything.

Rasmus...

I've lost almost everything because of the women's tyranny -

- so we in Man Up will no longer idly tolerate...

- Wait, Cecilie, I'm busy! - I won't wait.

- You've taken us hostage. - Shut up and let Rasmus speak!

- Or I'll blow your... - Don't threaten Cecilie. Go away.

Go away. Go away!

- Women... have been... - Rasmus!

- What?! - What are you doing?

- What I'm doing? - Yes.

Cecilie, I'm Lasse. Glad to meet you. Sorry to interrupt. Can I talk to you?

- No, wait. - Be glad that Ole isn't here.

Go away! Don't film this!

- Yes? - Did you know Cecilie was here?

- Does she live at Folkvang? - Yes.

- You're kidding me! - No. Why is that a problem?

Our personal experiences with women's betrayal are a crucial motivation for us.

- You should've told us. - Why?

- It hasn't influenced my decision. - But it would have influenced mine!

This is your operation, not Man Up's.

Why did we target the Talbo Clinic? Is that where Cecilie was inseminated?

- Can we have some water? She feels faint. - Give her some water.

I don't know about you, Rasmus, but for me, a friend is someone you can trust.

I came to Folkvang for the sake of our friendship, so as not to abandon you.

Rasmus, please look at me when we're talking.

Rasmus!

- Rasmus. - Go check outside.

Damn it! They're already here.

What's up, Rasmus?

Hi there.

Come on out.

- Come on! - Mom.

What?!

- I'm taking the hostages with me. - Oh no.

- Oh yes. - We need the hostages.

We're here because you wanted to see Cecilie one last time.

Put down the gun.

Put it down.

Then take two hostages and get out of here.

Get out!

You... and you.

Come with me.

- Police! - Rasmus, now what?

Send out the hostages or we'll break down the door.

And you. You...

You, you, you and you, come with me.

- Remove the barricade. - Look at me. Lasse!

Remove the barricade!

Let's go.

Lasse! You're our friend.

Coward. Traitor.

- Pathetic Danish teacher. - Send them out and we'll make a deal.

Hello! I'm coming out with hostages. I surrender, so don't shoot!

- Send the hostages out first. - Go on.

Come along.

Keep going.

Hands over your head! Drop the gun! Approach me.

On your knees.

Who are we? Man Up! Who are we? Man Up!

Noa, not now.

Rasmus, we want to talk to you.

We're not talking to you... Frederik, film me.

- Now? - Yes.

Rasmus Brønnum from Man Up. I'm calling from Folkvang.

Put me through to the police.

Yes, I'll hold.

Rasmus calling to tell you -

- that we in Man Up refuse to speak or negotiate with the police.

Because the women's tyranny whispers in your ear what to do and what to say.

We will only negotiate and speak with Thomas Løwert.

Yes, get Thomas over here. I don't know. Work it out.

- Who is it? - Thomas Løwert.

Are you alone?

The officers on the stairs promise to keep their distance.

- If they enter, we'll shoot the hostages. - Copy that. They heard it.

Hurry inside!

He's clean.

Hi, Thomas.

- Hi, Thomas. - Hi.

- In here, Thomas. - One moment.

- Well... are they treating you okay? - No.

- Did you tell Rasmus that women are evil? - Excuse me. I don't think women are evil.

- Hang on. - No.

I think women have become exceptionally greedy and selfish. Big difference.

- You're a terrorist. - No, freedom fighter.

Right. Soon, this unhappy situation will be resolved -

- and we can all get home safely.

- Man, he's annoying. - What a douche bag.

Thomas?

- Thomas! - He's sterile.

I'm taking over now.

Did you hear me? He's sterile.

Nynne told me.

She reached out to me a month ago.

She was ovulating that day and we had sex in the woods.

She wanted my hero sperm. I'm her hero. Not Thomas.

- Your hero sperm? - Yes.

Remember I told you she asked for my number?

No...

No.

We've ended up here because someone wanted to fuck you?

No.

Jonas...

Not only that.

For fuck's sake!

What about you and Cecilie?

Thanks for coming.

- I've got two demands for you. - I'll listen to your demands.

If you can guarantee that I can leave with the hostages unscathed.

Yes, you can.

- Is that a guarantee? - Yes.

You can take all the hostages with you.

All except Cecilie. The blonde you spoke to. She's staying.

You've got a deal.

Good.

In return, I want you to tell the camera...

Film over here! Promise me -

- that you will reduce Man Up's sentences when you come into power.

Because our operations are what the world needs now -

- and what you've asked for. I want you to say that to the camera.

You owe us!

We did... all this for our cause.

- Our? - Our common cause.

There is no our, Rasmus.

You've been riding solo.

Absolutely solo, right?

You're a bunch of kids, Rasmus.

What did you expect? First a sperm bank and now...

Some kind of reduced sentence.

- I'm leaving now with the hostages. - You're staying here!

- Stay here. Acknowledge what we've done. - That looks like a toy gun.

- I'm leaving. - Nynne screwed Wolverine!

That's nonsense, Rasmus. Far below you. Thank you.

Don't film, Frederik.

- He promised me that when I leave... - What's going on?

- Rasmus gave the go-ahead. - I can bring all the hostages.

Except Cecilie. Come on, girls.

This is Løwert. I'm coming out with the hostages now.

Keep going.

There's one hostage left, so don't storm the room.

What's going on?

What's the plan?

Rasmus, what's the plan?

Look what you've done.

What I've done?

What I've done?

I would have made a good dad.

We didn't want the same things. I wanted kids and I couldn't keep waiting for you.

And I...

I didn't love you anymore.

- Rasmus, I'm leaving now. - We'd just been to Corsica.

We'd made love on the beach.

I'm leaving now.

And don't...

Don't ever contact me again.

I'm coming out.

One million views. Rasmus's speech has got one million views.

One million?

That's a lot. Did you hear that, Noa? One million views!

EIGHT MONTHS LATER

Thomas!

Congratulations, Thomas.

MASCULINE PRIDE

Congratulations. Are you surprised?

No, I knew people would find the courage to support us in the voting booth.

But nine mandates. Aren't you at all surprised?

Sure. I expected a lot more.

Can you use your mandates? No party wants to cooperate with you.

We'll see. Without us, no one secures the majority -

- and we'll block everything until they come to their senses.

- And you think they will? - I'm certain of it.

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