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? They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ?

-? Together for the better or the worse ? - [Chibis screaming]

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smash cut to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -Who cares?

? Disney presents... ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibi ?

? Chibiverse! ?

-[? tranquil music playing] -[chicken clucking]

-[chicken shrieks] -[? bluegrass music playing]

[grunting] Hey, goats!

Look how fast I can dig these holes!

[continues grunting]

Pretty cool, huh?

[Roxanne] There he is.

The Chibi of the hour!

-[gasps] -[Roxanne] Mr. Hopediah Plantar!

You've just grown the Chibiverse's largest avocado.

Which makes you someone worthy of glory,

praise,

and attention.

[? somber sting plays]

How'd you do such an amazing feat?

-[inhales] -I can do amazing feats too, you know.

I can barefoot-tap dance!

-[goats booing] -Ooh!

And I can also dig a hole really fast.

Could someone get this kid out of my shot?

[? whimsical tune playing]

Ow!

Man, I wish I could get some glory, praise, and attention.

You goats get me, right?

[screams]

[shouts] I dug this hole too deep!

-[grunts] -[bell dinging]

[Harpy Eda] Welcome, Monsters,

to our top secret Underground Monster Wrestling Club.

Where all the buffest, toughest monsters of the Chibiverse

face off in the ring to win the glory, praise, and attention they deserve.

[gasps] That's the thing I said I want 10 seconds ago.

And for the final round,

someone from this audience

will enter the ring in a Cage Match versus...

-Goliath! -[monsters cheering]

Are any monsters here brave enough,

or foolish enough, to volunteer?

I'll do it. I'm brave and foolish!

[grunts, chokes]

Uh-uh. Any non-monsters that trespass are fed to...

The Green Worm!

[cooing]

[Buff Frog] Oh, not that green worm.

-[shrieking] -That Green Worm!

[screaming]

-[Cricket grunts] -[objects clattering]

-[both shushing] -[gasps]

We gotta stay quiet so we don't get caught.

Agh!

I'm Romy. That's Bobby.

We're here to get a video for our web series.

The Doomies.

The who-mies?

Our following is gonna explode

once we get an exclusive livestream

of this Underground Monster Wrestling Club.

Problem is, we can't get any usable footage

unless we're closer to the ring.

You need a video. And I'm on a quest for glory, praise, and attention...

[gasps] What if we sneak in together

so you can film me monster-wrestling Goliath in the Cage Match?

But how will we get past that Buff Frog?

Hmmm.

I have an idea.

But it might stink.

[sniffs] Ugh!

Hello. We are three monsters here for entrance

to the Monster Wrestling Club. Roar.

[sniffing] Agh! Gross!

I mean... Growl!

[Buff Frog] Wait.

You look familiar.

Have I seen you before?

Yes, of-of course.

It's me Gorgon the Gruesome!

We met... working out.

You go to Skull & Cross Fit gym?

Uh-huh.

You remember me, right?

Uh... Yeah!

[gasps] Gorgon.

[chuckles nervously] It would be so rude if I didn't remember,

which I do.

Great! See you inside.

Good job, Gorgon.

Come on!

Awe, it's the last round for the Three- Headed Tomato and The Hand Monstrosity.

-[bell dinging] -[monsters cheering]

[? action music playing]

-[splashes] -[monsters gasp]

[both laughing]

[Bobby] Ugh!

[Harpy Eda] In the featherweight match, it's King versus Ludo.

[? action music continues]

[monsters exclaim]

[Harpy Eda] It's zombie versus zombie,

-with Zed taking on The Undead. - [monsters gasp]

Next round, it's Hiram the Mummy versus...

The Cold Monster?

[shouts, sneezes]

-[breathless gasp] -[monsters exclaim]

Welp, I think it's safe to say I've learned everything I need

to become a master monster wrestler.

Cage Match, here I come!

And thanks to our livestream,

our follower count is exploding.

[gasps in awe] We got reposted by Dog With A Blog!

I don't know what any of those words mean.

And now, our final event,

the Cage Match against Goliath!

[monsters cheering]

[? menacing music plays]

-[indistinct grunt] -[cheering continues]

Uh, Cricket, are you sure you want to go through with this?

That guy looks really strong.

I hope my opponent is ready

because he's about to hit...

rock bottom! [snarling]

I'm gonna need a sucker-

Uh, I mean, volunteer to compete.

[Cricket] Me!

Gorgon the Gruesome!

All right, little Gorgon.

Good luck. You'll need it.

Hey, guys, don't forget to film me

kicking that guy's rocky behind for the entire Chibiverse to see.

[grunts]

Uh, son, I don't want to hurt you.

You might have big, big muscles,

but I have something even bigger.

An insatiable desire for glory, praise,

and attention!

[Cricket yelping]

-[screams, grunts] -[monsters gasp]

Oh! We can't let Cricket go on like this.

Goliath is gonna destroy him.

Sorry, folks, but, uh, Gorgy forfeits.

What? No, I don't! Keep filming.

[grunts]

[all straining, yelp]

-[monsters gasp] -[Buff Frog] Hey!

They're not monsters!

-[monsters booing] -What? But their costumes were so believable.

[both grunt angrily]

-[grunts] Heh? -[? menacing music plays]

[chuckles nervously]

Feed them to the worm!

-[shrieking] -[all screaming]

[all panting]

[sighs] They have every exit blocked!

The only way out of here would be to dig a hole and tunnel out.

Oh, it's Cricky's time to shine.

[Cricket grunting]

There they are! Get them!

[both gasp, shout]

-No, no, no, no! -[crashes]

[grunts, panting]

-[Cricket grunting] -[Bobby and Romy gasp]

[shouts] No!

[sniffs] Woo! You know, someone really needs to wash these old towels.

-[ground rumbling] -[goat squealing]

Wow, dude, that was amazing!

Who knew digging holes really fast could be so impressive!

Aw, thanks, guys.

I thought I needed glory, praise, and attention from the entire Chibiverse.

Turns out I just needed it from my two new friends.

-Aw! -That's sweet, Gorgy.

Okay, now say all that stuff about how great I am again,

so we can blast it out to all your followers.

Um, unfortunately, we lost them all.

Guess our livestream didn't buffer in the tunnel,

and Dog With A Blog got annoyed and unfollowed us.

What? Curse you, Dog With A Blog!

Chibiverse!

? They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ?

-? Together for the better or the worse ? - [Chibis screaming]

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smash cut to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -Who cares?

? Disney presents... ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibi ?

? Chibiverse! ?

[Scientist Gary] Let's see what the Chibis are up to today.

Ooh!

Pirate ship!

[? jaunty sea shanty playing]

Ahoy, Chibis!

I just received this here treasure map

from my Treasure Map of the Month subscription.

[all] Ooh!

Pirates, you know the drill.

Line up to join my motley crew of villains and knaves!

[? tango music playing]

Ah, Don Karnage, welcome aboard.

Uma, Gill, CJ Hook.

Fearsome pirates, the lot o' ye.

And Captain Peghook.

A true pirate, even beyond the grave.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

Arrrr-ange juice.

Because of the pun, but also because it prevents scurvy on long sea voyages.

[slurps] Ah!

Great joke and great juice, kid.

Anchors aweigh!

-[bell dinging] -[splashes]

Wait! I'm here to be a pirate.

Love the moxie, but pirates are mean, fierce, cutthroat.

[? menacing stings play]

You're too nice to be a pirate.

[blows raspberry] No such thing as "too nice"!

Pirates can be nice.

I'll prove you can be a nice pirate.

I'll get my own ship and my own crew,

and we'll beat you to the treasure.

A pirate's challenge, eh?

I'm in! May the best pirate win.

I will! Unless there's a way we can both win,

'cause that would be nice!

Ahoy, me hearties!

And welcome to the Nice Pirates.

You've been chosen because you're the nicest Chibis I could find.

Barry Buns, will you be my first mate?

It would be my great honor.

Ooh! A cool pirate eye patch!

[yelps]

It's fine. I poked my eye, but luckily, this patch will cover it.

[yelps]

We're gonna beat Redd to the treasure,

and we're gonna have a great time doing it.

Uh, yes, Webby?

I get to use my sword, right?

Um, well, violence isn't very nice.

Aw.

Now, let's get out there and show Redd

-that Nice Pirates always finish first. -[all] Woo-hoo!

-See you at the finish line! -[pirates laughing]

I know she's our competition, but she's just so cool.

Yes, we all agree that Redd is extremely cool, but we still can't let her beat us.

[? adventurous music playing]

[Molly] ? Hoist our jolliest Jolly Roger ?

? And we'll sail the Seven Seas ?

? To join our band of buccaneers ?

-? Smile and say cheese ? - [camera shutter clicks]

? We put the "heart" in "me hearty" ?

? It never pays to be mean ?

? I really hope this storm clears ?

? Yeah, I'm turning green! ?

[all] ? Yo-ho, yo-ho ?

? Nice Pirates is what we be ?

? Yo-ho, yo-ho ?

? We're N-I-C-E ?

[? adventurous music continues]

[Molly] ? Wherever there be trouble brewin' ?

-? We're always there to help ? - [yelling]

? We're here to save you, have no fear ?

Hah! They're stuck in kelp!

? We might be easily hoodwinked ?

? But you'll never see us sweat ?

? For we show kindness to our peers ?

? Now we have a pet! ?

[ship horn wailing]

[singing off-key] ? Sailors true and cannon's boom ?

-Aah! My ears! Bleeding! -[Helen continues singing off-key]

[? Helen vocalizing off-key]

[pirate shouts in terror]

[screaming]

Wow, did you come up with that rhyme on the spot?

[pirate] That hurt me eardrums!

'Cause amazing. [dry chuckle]

Yeah, you should go on Sirens Got Talent.

You think my voice is... beautiful?

[chuckles] I mean, of course you do!

Piece of seaweed, blow this ship into the lead!

[splatters]

[? adventurous music resumes]

[all] ? Yo-ho, yo-ho ?

? Nice Pirates is what we be ?

? Yo-ho, yo-ho ?

? We're N-I-C-E ?

[? music turns tender]

? Though kindness is its own reward ?

? We'll take a chest of treasure ?

? But we are pleasant privateers ?

? Helping others gives us pleasure ?

-[ship crashes] -[all gasp]

-[cannons blasting] -[? menacing music plays]

Now, can I use my sword?

Now!

[party horn blowing]

[? menacing music continues]

[bell dinging]

Oh... The sail is ripped to shreds.

I don't think we're going anywhere, Captain.

You did better than I expected.

You should be proud.

Maybe we'll pick you up on our way home with the treasure.

[evil laughter]

Maybe Redd's right.

A pirate's life just isn't for me.

[Phoenix whimpering]

Well, if we can't keep our spirits up, we might as well eat our feelings.

My feelings taste like... fish?

Tuna sandwiches. Sustainably caught.

-[Nemo whimpering] -Hey, little guy!

Oh, are you hungry?

Of course I'll share my lunch with you.

Us too.

[joyful squealing]

I'm hungry, but at least we made a friend.

-[ship rattling] -What's going on?

Ha-ha! Kindness does get you ahead!

[all] ? Yo-ho, yo-ho ?

? Nice Pirates is what we be ?

[all] ? Yo-ho, yo-ho ?

-? So N-I-C-E ? - [Nemo squeals happily]

[speaking in whale]

Wow, Shrimpy!

I had no idea you could speak whale.

[speaking in whale]

All right, you scallywags!

Let's bring home that booty-

[Molly] Not so fast!

Webby...

Now you can use your sword!

Yes! Finally!

You want that treasure?

You'll have to go through me, and Baroness Von Stabbingham!

That's what I named my sword.

[? action music playing]

[shouts]

[swords clashing]

Hi-yah!

Oh, did I mention I'm not left-handed?

That's my bad.

-[gasps] -Hah!

[grunts]

[swords clashing]

You're good. You interested in joining a pirate crew?

I'm already part of a pirate crew.

Hah!

[? triumphant music playing]

And looks like the Nice Pirates won.

I was just a distraction.

[gasps] A double cross!

Very clever.

Maybe Nice Pirates do finish first.

[gasps]

-Whoa! -Ooh!

Nice Pirates!

What we've won is more than just gold.

The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

-And sticking to our principles. -[chest rattles]

And Redd stole the gold, didn't she?

-Oh, yeah! -She sure did.

Maybe we'll see you again next treasure hunt. [chuckles]

Farewell, Captain Molly!

Yeah, we should've seen that coming.

[Shrimpy speaking in whale]

? They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ?

-? Together for the better or the worse ? - [Chibis screaming]

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smash cut to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -Who cares?

? Disney presents... ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibi ?

? Chibiverse! ?

How sweet! Looks like some Chi-BFFs are out having fun today...

There's Phineas and Ferb...

[whirring]

[? whimsical music playing]

Pickle and Peanut...

[grunts]

[clanks]

And, of course, Kiff and...

a platypus?

Oh! Perry the Platypus!

But where's Kiff's BFF, Barry?

-Oh... -Woo!

Kiff sure is having a lot of fun with her new friend, Perry.

I mean, I get it.

The guy's got it all.

He's blue. He's an animal.

His name ends in an "erry" sound.

-[? tense sting plays] -Have I been replaced?

Oh, I'm in a real pickle, Pickle!

Pickle?

[? upbeat music playing]

[all slurping]

Oh! Bye, Pickle!

This is fine. This is fine.

I can use some solo time to get to know me.

Hi, Barry.

Oh! Hi, Barry!

So...

This is kind of awkward.

Great to... Great to... Great to see you.

I miss Kiff!

[sobbing]

So do I.

[continues sobbing]

Oh, I know!

I'll go on a bike ride to clear my head.

[straining] All right... Okay...

Whoa! Here we go... [grunting]

[? ominous music playing]

[whimpering]

-[yelps] -[screaming]

[groans in pain] Ow, I bit my tongue!

-[lightning crashes] -[eerie voice] Oh, hello.

You're coming with me.

[lightning crashes]

Woo! [laughing]

We gotta show this to my BFF, Barry.

You're gonna love him, Perry.

The guy's got it all.

He's blue. He's an animal.

His name ends in an "arry" sound...

Oh, wait. Where is Barry?

[whimpering] What is going on here?

[continues whimpering]

[eerie voice] You're not going anywhere.

[in normal voice] Til' you're all better!

I could never leave a sweet, injured bun-bun on the side of the road.

[mumbling] I'm not a bum-bum. I'm Barwee.

I bit mah tong...

-[? dreamy music playing] -[cute chittering]

I'll get you fixed up and back in the forest with your fellow bun-bun kind in no time.

You won't have to lift a finger. In fact...

You won't be able to.

[? ominous music playing]

Oh, no, no-

Because this weighted blanket is so comfortable, you won't want to move.

[whimpering]

[screaming]

Ahh!

This actually is comfortable.

My BFF is missing,

and we gotta find him, stat!

? We need to find Barry ?

? Barry the blue hare ?

? You seen him anywhere? There! ?

-[buzzing] -[Kiff] Nope!

? We need to find Barry ?

? Look under every rock ?

? Look under every boulder ?

? Our search is getting colder and colder ?

? Time to have a party ?

? It's a search party ?

? Search every nook and cranny ?

? Ask every Chibi granny ?

? It's a search party ?

? A searching hootenanny ?

? Now stop to shake your heinie ?

? Heinie, heinie ?

? Heinie, heinie ?

[? electronic music playing]

[in deep voice] We put the party in search party!

[in high-pitched voice] ? We put the party in search party ?

? Yeah, we put the party in search party ?

? We need to find Barry ?

? You seen him anywhere? ?

? There, there, there ?

? There! ?

Barry's inside that house. Come on!

But first...

? We put the party in search party ?

[? electronic music stops]

[gasps]

[? intense sting plays]

-[Kiff gasps] -[? intense sting continues]

[muffled scream]

[chuckles wickedly]

Oh, no! We gotta find Barry.

Come on!

[continues chuckling wickedly]

Done! Hm.

I may have overdone it on the "Get Well" cards.

How is my little patient enjoying his spa treatment?

Would you like a fresh eucalyptus-soaked towel wrap?

Oh, I would love that. Thank you so much.

[? ominous music playing]

[humming] Time to make the bunny soup.

[? tense sting plays]

We're makin' bunny soup?

What? No, of course not.

We're making the bunny soup to help him feel better.

Now, don't be stingy on the carrots.

We've got to sneak in there and save Barry before he gets turned into Chibi Chowder.

[? sly music playing]

[humming]

-[soft thud] -[Tilly] Hm!

Sounds like the soft thud of someone landing quietly from a zipline.

But I don't recall inviting any dinner guests...

[? kazoo blowing, guitar strums]

Agh! I have no idea what that means, but I'm gonna assume

it's spy code for "Let's split up and find Barry."

[? sly music playing]

[muffled screaming]

-[muffled whimpering] -[thuds]

I stubbed my toe!

[whimpers in pain]

[muffled wincing] Stupid fireplace.

Hello? Anyone here?

Hm...

[? sly music continues]

Intruder! [grunts]

[shouting]

[gasps]

Barry?

[gasps in pain]

[Tilly] Oh, looks like Nurse Tilly found another injured critter.

What a sweet wittle squirrel in a sweet wittle ninja costume...

[panicking] Ah! No wittle squirrel-

[slurps] Ah! Now this is the life, Barry.

Oh, right? My tongue-bite is already healed.

I just don't want to leave.

My stubbed toe is healed too!

But I don't want to leave either.

[both laughing heartily]

How are my little patients today?

Do your cocoa mugs need freshening?

-Chitter, chitter! -Squeak, squeak!

Back in a jiff.

[? pensive music playing]

You know, you were spending so much time with Perry,

I was kind of worried about being replaced.

But it was silly to feel insecure over nothing.

Right?

Aw, Barry.

You're my best bud.

"Bun-Bun."

No one could ever take your place.

Not Perry, not anyone.

Wait, where is Perry?

[humming]

-[gasps] -Time to make the platypus soup.

Oh!

You mean time to make the platypus soup.

Phew! For a second there,

I thought you were gonna eat him.

Yeah, of course we're gonna eat him.

Platypus pairs nicely with bunny and squirrel.

[? ominous sting playing]

-[Tilly] Run, my sweet babies! Run! -[Kiff and Barry screaming]

[voice-over] Chibiverse!

[? theme music playing]

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