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? They're Disney Chibis ?

? With their own TV show ?

-? Together for the better or the worse ? -[all scream]

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smash cut to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis ?

? With their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -? Who cares? ?

? Disney presents ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?

[toots party popper]

Oh, look, it appears the Chibis are celebrating New Year's Eve

just like us.

Addison is using her alien powers

to prepare for the ball drop.

Those brainy StuGo kids are concocting a batch

of fizzle-licious soda water for a midnight toast.

[loud explosions]

But one Chibi seems unprepared to start a new year.

Ugh, Tilly! I haven't finished

any of my New Year's resolutions.

Now they're basically old year resolutions.

Oh, Candace.

You were so focused on busting your brothers,

you never completed your wonderful personal goals.

Like, make a perfect souffle.

Mom! Phineas and Ferb just launched Cricket Green into space!

-[Tilly] Or learn to paint. -[thuds]

Mom! The boys are defrosting an ancient cave duck!

Or your resolution to-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

-[watch beeps] -Ugh. I only have a few hours until midnight.

How am I supposed to finish this whole list by then?

Did somebody say...

"List?"

Who are you, weird teddy bear guy?

And how did you get in my backyard?

Oh, I invited Beta.

He may appear to be a teddy bear, but he's actually

the Chibiverse's most advanced supercomputer.

And I specialize in turning to-do lists into to-done lists.

OMG, how convenient!

Can you help me get this done before midnight?

Of course I can.

According to my calculations,

your next most optimal list item is...

Candice's New Year's resolution number 42,

star in an epic music video montage!

-[? rock music playing] -? Check this ?

? Resolution list out by midnight ?

? Gotta get my New Year started right ?

? Gotta do it all at the speed of light ?

? First of all learn to line dance ?

? Fight a battle with a lance ?

-? Beat a con at a game of Chance ? -? Check! ?

? Check, check, check! ?

-? We gotta check it off, have some fun ? -? Check, check! ?

? Check it off, do it soon ?

? Before the year is done ?

? Take a dip in the money bin ?

? Race a turtle and watch him win ?

? Make Kevin take us to the drive-in ?

? Check, check, check, check! ?

? Go to the gym and get real swole ?

? Zip on a zip line Lose control ?

? Fly across the moon I'm on a roll ?

? Yeah, we gonna check it ?

It's our solo.

Oh, yeah, I can play guitar now.

Check that off the list, Beta!

-[snaps] -Whoa, whoa! Hand cramp

from wailing on the guitar too hard!

-Okay, we're back. -[? music resumes]

-? Check it off Have some fun ? -? Check, check! ?

? Check it off Do it soon ?

? Before the year is done ?

Congratulations, Candace.

With resolution number 127,

"Smash guitar dramatically," done,

you are down to the last item on your list.

And there's still 10 minutes until midnight.

You can do this.

Oh, it is gonna be so satisfying to complete a list,

which was my New Year's resolution.

Now, that final item...

Hang on. Where is that music coming from?

[? pop music playing]

-[indistinct chatter] -[gasps]

Phineas and Ferb are throwing an unauthorized party

while Mom and Dad are out?

Finally, I can bust those two.

Oh, but your list. You're so close.

[Candace] Shh. Mom will have to believe me with proof.

Wait, Candace's New Year's resolution number one,

"Stop trying to bust your brothers all the time."

[gasps] Oh, right.

Sounds like you can either bust your brothers

or finish your resolution list.

I've spent too much time focusing on my brothers

and not enough time on me.

I'm more than just a tattletale.

Delete message.

-[swooshes] -Phew. Almost blew my whole year there.

Ooh!

Uh, I think you hit "Send" on accident.

What? No, I...

Ah! Stupid hand cramp!

Come back here! I meant to hit "Delete," and you know it!

Too late.

[blows raspberry] Whee!

Well, so much for not busting your brothers.

Just once I'd like to finish a list.

[angrily] Is that too much to ask?

No. We can't give up.

We've got to get that message before it gets to Mom.

She's at the big New Year's party on Grown Ups Island.

Okay, Chibis, I need your help with one last resolution.

Stop that message!

[? upbeat music playing]

Whee! [blows raspberry]

[laughs maliciously]

[tires screech]

What? I knew grownups were having fun on this island!

Ooh!

? Switch your partners Do-si-do ?

? Take your phone out, don't look now ?

Ooh!

Yee-ha!

[Candace] Libby, you're up!

Oh!

Yeah, we really shouldn't have relied on turtles in a chase situation.

Grunkle Stan!

Message failed.

[Beta] Ha-ha! That's it!

We completed the list!

Yes!

Just in time.

Oh, my heartiest congratulations, Candace.

Thanks. Feels good.

Now let's go home. We have a New Year's party to attend.

Hey, come on. I'm getting into shenanigans.

I do love a shenanigan.

Guess this is a pretty cool party.

Wow. Who knew you guys are having so much fun.

You know, maybe this year, my resolution will be

to do more stuff with my brothers.

Who's up for building a half-pipe in the backyard?

Give me that skateboard, Cave Duck!

[crashes]

Uh-oh. I am so busted.

? Chibiverse! ?

? They're Disney Chibis ?

? With their own TV show ?

-? Together for the better or the worse ? -[all scream]

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smash cut to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis ?

? With their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -? Who cares? ?

? Disney presents ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?

Hmm. I can't see

what's going on in the Chibiverse today...

Wait, is this a frozen meatball?

Uh-oh. Looks like we had a mix-up,

and someone put the Chibiverse in the freezer.

I hope the Chibis are okay.

[? whimsical music playing]

I don't know about you, Barry,

but I need a cozy cup of hot cocoa

to kick the snowy day up a notch.

You read my mind, Kiff.

How did she do that?

Sweet. We got the last one.

[Beagle Boy] One packet. Ten Chibis.

There's only one way to save this.

An epic snowball battle royale?

Uh...

If any of our hot-chocolatiers get hit by a snowball,

-they're done for. -Well-

The last Chibi standing wins the hot cocoa!

And Gloria will oversee the making of the heated drink.

And if you get hit by a snowball, you have to...

[both] Perform a dramatic fake death scene?

Yes!

[all cheering]

Oh-ho, this is gonna be so much...

-[thuds] -[shuddering] ...fun.

Gramma! How could you?

How about that hot cocoa, Tilly girl?

[clears throat] Dramatic fake death scene, please.

[wailing]

Oh, great stuff.

Let the battle begin!

? Hot cocoa, hot cocoa, ooh ?

? Hot cocoa, hot cocoa, yeah ?

? Hot cocoa, hot cocoa Ooh, yeah ?

? Gone are the days of a Chibi calm ?

? And abiding by Chibi laws ?

-? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? -? Gone is the hero's moral strength ?

? 'Cause we just found a brand-new cause ?

? A snowy, cold wind It blew right in ?

? And away blew our sanity ?

-? Our sanity ? -? Only one can win this fight ?

? Only just one mighty Chibi ?

-? Chibi ? -? I need hot cocoa ?

? I need a nice, warm, cozy treat to sip ?

-? Treat to sip ? -? I'll do whatever it takes There's no room for mistakes ?

? Gotta get that packet in my grip ?

? I need hot cocoa ?

? Ain't nothing in this world more important than this ?

-? More important than this ? -? Give it all you got ?

? For the chocolate served hot ?

? Take aim Better not miss ?

[thuds]

Wait! Are you kidding me?

I got taken out by a ding-dang squirrel?

Sorry, Alice. You have to play dead.

Okay, fine.

Might as well get in some practice.

Oh, what a world!

What a cruel, stupid world!

[cries out]

? I need hot, hot, hot cocoa! ?

[chewing]

The grandmas, the platypus, and the frog boy are goners.

Also the helmet kid and the robot jock.

-So that just leaves... -[whooshes]

-[Barry] The gargoyle! -[thunderclap]

-[roars] -Run!

[Barry screaming]

[laughs maniacally]

Surrender, Chibis.

I'm winning that hot chocolate for my dear old ma.

Kiff, can we just let him win?

No, Barry, we've done terrible things.

There's no turning back from hot cocoa bliss.

Okay, well, it's two versus one. Should be easy-peasy.

[all laughing maniacally]

More like two versus one hundred.

Should be difficult-pifficult.

Quick! Behind the gargoyle!

Huh?

I think I have an idea.

Barry, cover me!

[Beagle Boy] There's no use fighting back, bunny boy.

You can have some hot tea or hot cider,

but the hot chocolate is ours!

Oh, no, there's too many of them.

Back off my bestie, Beagle Boys!

Huh? I thought Gizmoduck was out!

He is, but I'm Kiffmo Duck.

Quack.

[laughs]

You stole Gizmoduck's suit.

Do you even know how to work that thing?

I sure don't!

Uh... [uncertainly] activate snow mode?

[grunting]

[laughs]

Come on. No cheating. You're supposed to play dead.

We're the Beagle Boys, you nutty squirrel!

We don't play by the rules. Right, fellas?

[all laughing maniacally]

All right, then. You asked for it.

Activate... [uncertainly] super snow mode?

[straining] Ah!

[sobbing] I just wanted to make my ma proud. [sighs]

Kiff, we won! The hot chocolate is ours!

No, Barry, it's yours.

Kiff?

Kiff, no!

Go get your cocoa, Barry.

And here, take these.

Use them well, old friend.

Kiff? Kiff?

[fake death sigh]

No!

-Kiff, that was really good. -Thanks...

No!

Oh.

[Barry] Oh, it's Barry with an A.

You... Never mind.

[singing] ? I got hot cocoa ?

? This cup of victory is pretty nice ?

? The marshmallows are sweet ?

? And the smell can't be beat ?

? But was it worth my best friend's sacrifice? ?

Ooh, it's hot outside.

There, that should warm things back up.

I don't know about you, Barry,

but I need a refreshing ice pop

to kick this hot day up a notch.

Well, crud.

? Meatballverse! ?

? They're Disney Chibis ?

? With their own TV show ?

-? Together for the better or the worse ? -[all scream]

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smash cut to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis ?

? With their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -? Who cares? ?

? Disney presents ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?

[Gary] The SS Relationship is the biggest luxury cruise

-in the Chibiverse. -[ship horn honks]

With exclusive couples activities,

an all-you-can-eat buffet,

and world-class entertainment.

At least that's what the brochure says.

All-I-can-eat buffet? You fools!

Ah, what do you mean I can't get on if I'm not in a couple?

Sorry, Helen, but the SS Relationship

is for couples only. Right, babe?

-Totally, babe. -[both giggling]

[Helen grumbles]

How am I supposed to dazzle those cruise directors

and convince them to make me the headliner

if I can't get on the boat? I'll curse them.

Or we could solve each other's problems.

I'm single. You're single. We both need on that boat.

You mean pretend we're a couple

in a blatant disregard of the rules?

[both chuckle]

[Helen] Hello, Addison and Zed.

This is my boyfriend, Scratch.

[muffled] Mmm. Nice to meet you.

OMG! Another magical girl with an undead boyfriend?

Welcome aboard, and have a love-ly trip.

-Great pun, babe. -Thanks, babe.

Wow, those two are obnoxious.

Like, you're in love. We get it, [chuckling] right?

Pfft. Who needs love when you have the spotlight?

Of course. Well, been a pleasure seeing you.

But you've got a stage to hog

and I have got a buffet to demolish...

-[camera shutter clicking] -...so good day to you, ma'am.

Ah.

Pastries, pies, pate a plenty!

-Ah- -[Addison] Hey, Scratch.

What are you doing in here? We're about to set sail.

We've got a boatload of couples activities planned.

Babe, I loved that pun a whole yacht.

-[both giggling] -Oof.

You know, I'll just fill a plate and join you later.

Actually, on the SS Relationship...

[both] We always do everything together.

No!

Believe me, I'm not happy about this either.

Hello, couples. Each of you has a canvas.

We want you to paint how you met your love.

[all] Aww.

Hey, this looks so fun,

but when will the auditions for the cruise entertainment be?

Don't worry about that, Helen.

Just enjoy time with your sweetheart.

[both giggle]

[retches]

Ready...

-Set... -[both] Paint!

[grunts] Painting isn't going to get me the headlining gig.

Listen, there's no buffet for me either.

Now get sloppin'.

-[alarm blaring] -I'm sorry, everyone,

but it seems we have impostors on the ship!

[all gasp]

[both grunt sheepishly]

These two are not a real couple!

-I can explain! -[mumbles]

[Zed] Eda, and Grunkle Stan!

[growling]

[both screaming]

Sheesh, these people really take relationships seriously, huh?

No, no, no. Let's not let those loudmouth liars spoil things.

Our next activity is one we know everyone will love.

Time for Couples Spaghetti.

What in the name of heart emojis is Couples Spaghetti?

It's one long noodle you eat together and meet in the middle.

-Hey! -Out of my way!

Zed and Addison can't see my magnetic talent through you!

Let go! Food is my thing!

-[crashes] -Yes! Got the noodle!

Yes! They're looking at me. Why don't they look impressed?

We know what's going on here.

Uh...

Why don't you say what you think is going on?

You've had a fight, of course!

Yes, of course.

We're a couple, and we're in a fight. That's it. Caught us!

Don't worry. We're gonna help you get through this.

-With the power of... -[both] ? Song ?

Song, you say?

You'd be surprised what can change

with a little key change.

Do we have to do this in front of everyone?

Scratch, this is my chance.

Zed and Addison will finally see that I'm the headliner they've been searching for.

Then, while I perform my big solo,

you can sneak off to pig out.

That does sound logical. Hit it!

? Things started out so great ?

? And definitely not fake ?

? I knew the stage was my fate ?

? There was chicken and steak ?

[sniffles]

[both] ? We are both so different ?

? How could this ever work out? ?

? But when you held my hand tight ?

? Painted me in starlight ?

? How could anyone think that this thing ?

? Could be love? ?

? You helped me get on this ship ?

? There was sauce on your lip ?

? Oh, no I'm starting to think ?

? That this thing could be love ?

? Oh, what is this feeling? ?

? Butterflies in my tum ?

? I should be show-stealing But now I ?

? Care for someone ?

? We're just a witch and a ghost ?

? You smell just like French toast ?

? It's hard for us to admit ?

? But this thing could be love ?

? Yeah, it's time to admit ?

? That this thing Yes, this thing could be love ?

[burps]

Sorry. I actually think that feeling was indigestion.

Ugh. Why does it smell like bologna?

That was gross.

But, hey, you're not fighting anymore.

And now that you've warmed up the crowd for us,

let me introduce our headliner,

Hannah Montana!

Are you kidding me? Hannah Montana?

I've done everything to impress you two lovebirds!

I nearly kissed a dead guy

so you'd make me the headlining entertainer!

Wait, isn't Scratch your boyfriend?

No! My true love is the stage!

Scratch is halfway to his true love, the buffet.

Ah...

[grumbles]

Oh, this feels like we're busted.

-[both] Ah! [grunts] -Wow.

[ship horn honks]

-[Helen] That blew up in our faces. -I'm sorry, Helen.

Maybe we aren't in love,

but what do you call a couple who isn't romantically involved,

but likes to be around each other?

I think they call that "Friends," Scratch.

Yes, that's what we are! We're friends!

[Tilly] Did we hear "Friends"?

[horn honking]

Come onboard the SS Friendship, pals.

[Scratch] Huh?

-There's a dinner show. -Ah!

-And we're currently looking for talented singers. -[gasps]

Helen, did you hear that?

It's a combo of the things we love most!

I love friendship!

? Chibiverse! ?

[? theme music playing]

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