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? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? Together for the better or the worse ?

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smashed up to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -? Who cares? ?

? Disney presents ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?

-[distant evil laughter] -Uh-oh.

I'm picking up high levels of sinister laughter

coming from Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

Yes, my greatest nator to date

is finally complete.

Behold, Perry the Platypus,

the Snapanator!

With the snap of my fingers, anything I wish for will become reality.

Now I can finally take over the Chibiverse.

-[laughing evilly] -[Gary] Huh, this does not look good, but...

Ah, never mind, Perry's out of his cage.

Oh, no, you're not gonna thwart me this time, Perry the Platypus.

Or should I say, Perry the Hatypus?

[whooshing]

A hat on a hat! I love it!

Now that Perry the Platypus can't stop me

on account of being a hat,

I wish to be the supreme ruler of the Chibiverse!

[whooshing]

Ah, what a perfect day.

-[loud rumbling] -[yelping]

Something's happening!

[Gary] It appears Doof is taking over everything!

The fountains, the buildings...

He's even taking over Chibi outer space!

-[whooshing] -[all gasping]

[whirring] Ugh, not that Doof guy.

He's so annoying.

And that terrible voice!

[Gary] Hmm, with Perry trapped,

I'll bet the Chibi Hall of Heroes won't take this sitting down.

My fellow Chibi heroes,

we will not take this sitting down.

Which is why I've destroyed all the chairs.

Gretel and I will put an end to this

by punching Dr. Doofenshmirtz where it Doofen hurts.

[squeaking]

[loud crash]

This ends now, Doof.

Oh, Hamster and Gretel. You know, your name reminds me

-so much of... gingerbread. -[whooshing]

I gotta admit, I'm very tempted to bite myself.

Ugh, I hope they didn't bother to send more heroes.

[loud crash]

Darkwing Duck! Let's get Dungeness!

[whooshing]

[squawking]

As in Dungeness crab, like, let's get dangerous... If, ugh...

No? Okay.

-Snap! -[whooshing]

You lose, Jake Long.

-Bong! [laughing] -[clanging]

Wow, Doof really stopped all the heroes.

And they turned the Hall of Heroes into a Doof-It Halloween store.

We can't let Doof win.

If we run out of heroes, then we'll just have to become superheroes ourselves.

-But how? -[engine whirring]

[U.F.O.] Excuse me. We've been giving powers to any Chibi

who can help stop Doof.

In fact... [whooshes]

we just gave powers to that mailbox.

[gasps] Super powers would be amazing!

Great! But heads up, your new powers will only last one hour.

What? Why?

Listen, you want powers or not?

-Okay, an hour works. -Great. Cue the song.

[whooshes]

? Cricket gets to jump real high ?

? Kiff gets a magic tail ?

? Here is the plan Chip has giant hands ?

? You randos cannot fail ?

? Remy gets laser vision ?

? Kristine gets a power hat ?

? Launchpad flies Give Barry portal eyes ?

? Doof is so annoying so beat him stat ?

? Polly gets a jumbo hairbow ?

? Tater's teeth can bite through steel ?

? And now we're all out of powers ?

? Sorry, Kevin that's a raw deal ?

? You've got one hour with your superpower ?

? To finally save the day ?

? So don't cower Go to Doof's tower ?

? Take that evil glove away ?

? Take it away ?

? Yeah! ?

[crying]

[? dramatic music playing]

A hatypus?

Perry the Hatypus! Oh, right, that's right. I made you.

Well, Perry the Hatypus, I did it. I took over the Chibiverse.

And no one is left to stop me.

[Kiff] Or is there?

What?

[? heroic music playing]

Ha!

[chuckles] That's all you Chibis have left?

One squirrel with a weird looking tail?

[Remy] On your left!

[whooshing]

Oh, sorry, Kevin, not you.

-[whomp] -[splats]

There's so many of them.

I wish one evil Doof robot army!

[whooshing]

And for TV and popcorn

because this is gonna be quite a show!

[whooshing]

Chibivengers, Chibisemble!

Ahhh!

[robot gibbering]

[? upbeat rock music playing]

[chittering]

[revving]

[dings]

[robot gibbering]

[robots grunting]

Have I got a tail for you!

[robot yells]

-[thudding] -Hats off to you!

[robot grunting]

-[robot yells] -[mailbox] You've got mail!

Wow, they're really overdoing it with the catchphrases.

Psst. Perry. Little help?

[munches] Argh! Oh! Ahhh!

Perry the Hatypus, what are you doing?

I can't see!

Ugh, even as a hat, you still manage to be a pain.

-[crashing] -Wait, where did all my robots go?

They all croaked.

Still with the puns, huh?

It's over, Doof.

[Doofenshmirtz] I'll say it is.

Because I'm about to turn you all into hats.

Yes! [giggling]

I mean... Oh, no.

[? suspenseful music playing]

A baseball glove? Where's my Snapanator?

[Kiff] Right here.

[Doofenshmirtz] No!

You swapped out gloves when my eyes were covered.

Curse you, Perry the Hatypus!

[whooshing]

[? triumphant music playing]

[Gary] Ha!

It appears upon destroying the glove,

everything is returning back to normal.

[all] Hooray!

[all cheering]

[Doofenshmirtz] No!

Huh. Guess the hour's up.

We defeated Doof just in time.

[Doofenshmirtz] Ah, you think you've won, huh, Chibis?

Well, this isn't the end.

I'll just build another Snapanator

and do it all over again.

[Gary] What? Oh, no, you won't!

Gary, no yelling. The Chibis will hear you.

-Oops. -Who was that?

I don't know. But when a weird voice from the sky tells you not to do something,

I think you better listen.

-[all agreeing] -My mom always says that.

? Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? Together for the better or the worse ?

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smashed up to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -? Who cares? ?

? Disney presents ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?

[Gary] Yum! It appears there's a Chibi potluck today.

And all the Chibis seem to be having a great time.

Well, all except one.

-[yells] -[crashing]

Let's see. The ice sculpture is the ideal icy temperature.

Nice carving, Andrias.

Each candelabra candle has been perfectly lit. Thanks, Jake Long.

And the cornichon pickles are all perfectly tiny.

-[brine bubbles] -Pickle!

Stop using the brine as a hot tub!

Argh! Why is everything so hard?

Hey, Merian! Are you okay?

Phineas, my Chibi potluck has to be perfect.

if I want to get into the Chibi Party Planning Committee.

[? heavenly music playing]

Don't worry, Merian. All that's left now is dessert.

[Merian] Actually, I have planned a super big secret.

Star Butterfly is hiding inside the cake

and when it's served, she is going to pop out

and cast a spell making it rain candy from the sky.

[party horn blows]

[gasps] Here comes the cake now.

-[? triumphant music playing] -[all] Ooh!

-[microphone feedback] -[clears throat]

My fellow Chibis,

behold the potluck celebration cake!

[reading happily]

-[whooshing] -Ahhh!

-[splats] -Ahhh!

[crackling]

[whizzing]

-[splats] -[groaning]

-[explosion] -[all screaming]

[party horn blowing]

[screams]

[thudding]

A triple thumbs down?

I might as well jump into Chibi Chasm!

-If only I could... -[splashing]

[coughs]

...do things differently?

Hey, Phineas, fellow child genius, question.

Did you and your brother fix a time machine once?

Yes! In fact, Ferb was just using it to bring

our favorite discontinued cookies to the potluck.

[whooshing]

Glib Globs? These were so good,

but they stopped making them because they turned kids' tongues green.

Yep, you can make lots of things happen with time travel.

I need to go back in time to stop my party from becoming a disaster!

-[cookies crashing] -Hmm...

Changing the past can be trickier than just visiting it.

-Are you sure you want to try? -[shrieking]

I say it's worth the risk.

-[engine whirring] -How far back in time do you want to go?

Uh, five minutes.

Five minutes ago, here we come!

-[engine revs] -[whooshes]

[? mystical music playing]

Star! Wait! This is going to sound weird,

but I'm from the future.

Meh. That's only the third weirdest thing I've heard today.

This is the Chibiverse, after all.

Could you announce you're going to pop out of the cake first?

Turn down the surprise a notch?

I guess... but that doesn't sound as fun.

[wheels squeaking]

There. Problem fixed.

-[microphone feedback] -My fellow Chibis,

enjoy dessert!

[clears throat] Uh, hey, everyone?

I just want to give you a heads up.

I am going to hop out of here.

Ahhh! Talking cake!

-Wait, what? -It must be destroyed.

Let's throw it down Chibi Chasm.

[crowd clamoring loudly]

[Star] No, no, wait, it's me, Star.

The cake tells lies!

-[Star screams] -[brakes screech]

-Really? -Oops.

[Star screams]

-[gasps] -There, there.

I'm sure Star is okay.

[Star echoing] I am not okay!

[buzzer sounds]

[Merian sniffles]

-[engine whirring] -[whooshing]

Stop. I know this sounds weird, but I'm from the future.

-Eh, that's only the third- -Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, anyway.

-Cancel the cake surprise. -[munching]

Okay then, I guess I'll go eat some of those tiny pickles.

-Cornichons. -[Star] Gesundheit.

-[microphone feedback] -My fellow Chibis,

may I present a totally normal dessert!

[? triumphant music distorts]

Aw, with a cake that big, I thought someone was gonna pop out.

At least it probably tastes good.

-Huh? -What?

It's not even cake. Just empty old cardboard.

-[all crying] -There, there, babies.

We're all sad the cake ruined everyone's day too.

[water bubbling]

[buzzer sounds]

-Hmm... do you think we should stop? -No.

I have never had a situation I couldn't control

and I am not about to start now.

[? upbeat music playing]

? So I made a mistake or two ?

? But nothing that I can't fix ?

? So here's the bet We'll go back and reset ?

? Keep trying till something clicks ?

? Nope, that wasn't any better ?

? And this time was a whole lot worse ?

? The first time we got so much wetter ?

? And this time we unleashed a curse ?

? But this time, this time ?

-? Nope ? -? This time, this time ?

-[Phineas] ? Nope, this time ? -[Merian] ? This time ?

[both] ? This time ?

? Is it ?

Nope.

So... ready to try again?

I give up. I was never meant to be in the Party Planning Committee.

Merian, I wanted to help your dream come true,

but something isn't right.

Out of all the 99 parties we've been to today,

I don't think I've seen you have fun once.

[echoing] Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

-Fun! -[thudding]

[gasps] You're right!

Parties are supposed to be fun.

I was so busy trying to control everything,

I lost sight of what's important.

I wanna go back one last time.

What will you change now?

Me!

And one other tiny thing.

[whooshes]

In hindsight, open flames at a party is not a good idea.

-[microphone feedback] -My fellow Chibis,

for the hundredth time, dessert!

-[squelching] -[reading happily]

-[whooshes] -Ahhh!

[splats]

Food fight!

[all laughing]

[groans]

Merian?

[? dramatic music playing]

We can't think of the last time that we had so much fun.

And we planned that Taco Tuesday so slay, it lasted till Wednesday.

Welcome to the Party Planning Committee.

[gasping]

[whimpers]

Whoo! Go me! Yeah!

I don't like whatever that is.

Then, yes, we need to go back.

? Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? Together for the better or the worse ?

? We mashed up every story in our laboratory ?

? Smashed up to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? A monumental cartoon science first ?

-? Does it all make sense? ? -? Who cares? ?

? Disney presents ?

? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?

It's a normal Tuesday here in the lab,

but in the Chibiverse,

it appears to be Meet Your Heroes Day.

Ooh, and Kiff Chatterley is shadowing the teenage crimefighter,

Kim Possible.

I am so excited to meet you, Kim Possible.

Huh, should I call you Kim Possible,

Ms. Possible, or just Kim?

-KP? -Kim is fine.

Ahhh! Already on a first-name basis.

We are so alike, both our names start with "K,"

we both have boy best friends...

-'Sup? -...and we both, um,

uh...

Come on, find a third thing, Kiff.

Oh! We both go to school. See?

Practically the same Chibi.

Basically. [chuckles] Barry,

I'm glad you and Ron are here

because I figured you could pair up as well.

[both] Yes!

Now listen, my bunny brother,

thing numero uno you gotta know-o,

-is that heroing isn't easy. -Mmm-hmm.

Now, thing numero two

is that you don't need to write this stuff down.

Awesome. Got it.

This is the Chibi hero lab,

where you can see all my mission gear.

-[Kiff] Oh! -[Kim] Ah, ah. No touching.

Oh, come on!

How about we give you a cool secret agent theme song instead?

-Ooh! Gimme, gimme, gimme. -Yes!

[? theme music playing]

[Barry] ? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

[Kiff] ? I'm your basic average squirrel ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm Kiff Possible ?

? Ah! There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls just know that I am on my way ?

[Barry] ? Know that I am on my way ?

[Kiff] ? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kiff Possible ?

? Call me, squeak me if you wanna reach me ?

? When you wanna text me it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, Chibis Call me, squeak me if you wanna reach me ?

So what's the sitch?

-[record scratches] -Killer graphics, Wade.

And I think we really nailed that theme...

? Song ?

That was amazing!

Huh, okay, I'm ready to do some real heroing.

I've been practicing my squirrel-jitsu.

Sweep the tail!

-[bones crunch] -[Kiff] Ow, ow, ow! Sprained tail.

As deadly as those moves are,

real heroing is not on the approved activities list.

[both whimpering]

Oh, no, not the sad puppy eyes.

-[whimpering] -Willpower...

-[whimpering] -...weakening.

Sorry, rules are rules.

Come on, we'll treat you to lunch.

[Ron] Let's get Bueno Nacho.

I'll introduce you to a little thing called "the nacko".

-[vibrating] -Huh?

Whoo! Lord Hater number one superstar,

the greatest in the Chibiverse!

Oh, no, this is bad!

-Kim! -[clangs]

[Lord Hater] Whoo!

She's been kidnapped! No, worse!

She's been Kim-napped!

Who do we call? Normally, we call Kim, but she's the one who's been kidnapped.

Sounds like you're in for some real heroing after all.

[both] Yeah!

In danger or trouble, I'm there on the double.

You know that you can always call Kiff Possible.

? Beep, beep, bee-deep ?

All right, newbs, if you listen to everything I say,

we're gonna defeat Lord Hater and get Kim back!

First, you gotta look like a hero.

[glove snaps]

[? upbeat music playing]

Then, you're gonna need some high-tech gadgets.

Excellent choice, Barry.

And now, we'll need a ride.

Thanks for flying us across the Chibiverse in this fancy plane, Launchpad.

Unfortunately, this is our stop.

-[? dramatic music playing] -Whoa!

[plane whirring]

Should we be worried about that?

Launchpad? Nah, he always crashes.

-[pops] -[dings]

Now, thing numero three about heroing.

Never look down.

Okay. Ahhh!

Why did I look down?

[all screaming]

[all grunt]

[lava bubbling]

Wow, Kim makes this look so easy, but...

Whoo! This is a workout.

[Ron] There's the entrance, up the tongue.

Now, whatever you do, don't step on the tastebuds.

-[? intense music playing] -[all grunting]

Cartwheel!

[all] We did it! Yes!

-[buzzer sounds] -Oops.

Think anyone noticed?

-[alarm blaring] -[clangs]

-[Kiff] Uh... -[Barry] Why are they eyeballs?

And why are they staring at me?

[eyeballs grunting]

[grunts]

Did anybody ever tell you it's rude to stare?

-[splats] -Ow! My eye!

Booyah! Barry bringing the heat!

-Squirrel-jitsu! -[splats]

[Kiff grunting]

[crashing]

Sorry about that! My bad!

Make sure to ice when you get home.

Kim! Don't worry! Kiff Possible is here to rescue you!

[zapping]

Great job, Kiff. That was some real heroing.

Even if the kidnapping was fake.

-[door whirs closed] -Wait, this was all fake?

What? No! I totally captured you for real.

Sorry, Hater, but here's the sitch.

I put out a reward for my capture.

Then, I just had to wait.

[deadpans] Oh, no. This is bad.

Kim!

Wait, so I'm not getting my 10 bajillion Chibi coin reward?

I was going to buy something really irresponsible with it!

Wow, Kim, you are really good at acting.

I completely believed you.

I was the lead in the school play last week.

No big. But it was so the drama.

[grunting angrily] Not. Real. Fake.

Make me... look, argh... stupid!

So the drama!

No... [groans angrily] Chibi zillions...

-[electricity crackling] -Argh!

I will destroy you! Argh!

Sweep the tail!

[Lord Hater grunting]

-[groaning] -Nice squirrel-jitsu.

You really are a hero.

[? triumphant music playing]

[beeping]

Looks like Magica De Spell

brought all the shadows to life in downtown Chibitown.

You two ready to be full-time heroes?

Yeah... heroing is a lot more upper body strength than I expected

and we're not built for these high-stress situations.

-I'm really not. -No big.

Come on. We'll drop you off before we fight Magica.

-This is your stop! -Booyah!

This is not the kind of drop off I was hoping for!

? Chibiverse ?

[? theme music playing]

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