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I really like it here. Do you know who that looked like? I had this German

teacher. Yeah, this one.

That is her.

That is her.

He's like, oh, right.

I got to go over.

Hello.

It's been a long time, but I remember you.

Somewhere there.

This is my hotel.

Okay. Just over here. Please go ahead. Go on, jump in, please.

Yes. Yes, this is happening.

Are you fucking kidding me? Your house is already like nearly open.

I really like it here. I come down here, Saturday morning, sometimes Sunday, to

take a walk.

I like the river, you know?

It's like a food stand over here, sometimes eat.

You know, just take a walk.

Just sort of, you know, just kind of be alone with your thoughts, get some

exercise. It's like a perfect way to spend, to start the weekend.

But yeah, that's kind of like, I know it's not the most interesting, but it's

what I do.

Do you know who that looks like? I had this German teacher, right? I had this

German teacher.

This one?

Yeah, this one.

That is her.

That is her.

Bro, that's her. That is her.

She was, like, so strict, but she was so sexy. She'd always wear, like, this

revealing sort of top, but, like, all the boys wanted her because she was,

like, but she was, like, sexy strict.

That's her.

It's been, like, 15 years, but that's her. I'm telling you, that's her.

I gotta go over.

Hello.

Hi. Fraulein Diep.

Right?

Ja.

Wow, Landi, I was one of your students.

Aha.

You're a German teacher, right? It's been a long time, but I remember you.

Which grade?

It doesn't matter.

I remember you.

What do you... Ja, ich erinnere mich... Hallo.

Hallo. Hallo.

Hallo. What are you doing here? Hallo.

I'm kind of lost. I'm on vacation here and like... I ran out of my battery.

There was a mark from the hotel and like... How can you be lost? I mean,

we're right by the river.

It's like... You've got a map. I'm just saying, do you know... Okay, you don't

know where you are, even though there's lots of landmarks and a bridge.

Yeah, look here.

Like, somewhere there...

Close to that place is my hotel.

It's not so far. I mean, I could show you there.

Actually, my car is not so far. I could just drive you.

Okay, yeah, for sure. I'm not joking.

If you're lost and your battery's dead, it's like, I think it's like fate. I'm

like a guardian angel or something. It's really nice to see you, and it turns out

now I can help you as well.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, I'm freezing like hell. Like, what chance do I have?

Okay. I mean, just tell me what you want in German and it's all mine.

Bring me to my hotel.

Okay, okay.

My car is just over here. Lead the way.

I will... Okay.

I will get you there.

We're just over there.

Okay.

Yeah, it should continue.

You always left an impact on me in your lessons.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. What do you mean with that?

I just liked your teaching style, I guess.

I see you haven't changed so much.

And you have an edge today.

I was always strict.

I told you, my car's really close. I was going to take a walk, but we barely

start. So we can just... Okay.

Just go.

Cool.

So, this is your car here?

Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Jump in. Not the driver's side. That's my side.

Funny you. Go on. Jump in, please.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. This is perfect.

I'll do that.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. This is epic.

I can't believe this is happening. I have such a crush on her. It's cool.

Okay. Okay. Let's just go jump in.

I think I know what you're saying.

And I agree with you. This whole situation is quite unbelievable

actually, isn't it?

But here we are.

And you know, it might not just be the battery. We've got the alternator and

the fuel stump.

Sometimes it gives me problems as well. And definitely with the fidget. So

fantastic. Now.

I'm sitting here in a car that's also a problem car and I thought you'd solve my

problem and what's there?

We're listening, you're closer than you were. You're no worse off... Closer?

Like look where we are.

I know, what are they talking about?

It is quite a coincidence that it's such a secluded private place.

Yeah, I know. Okay, let me have a look. I mean, I'm not a mechanic, but like...

Put my coat away from your car.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Take pictures of me?

Are you crazy or what? I always had a thing for you.

It's just a photo.

You were showing your ass off while you're looking...

already like nearly open no they just i i've had some affectations that you have

a profound effect on me for a long time listen can we let's just focus

on the problem at hand yeah

It's the broken car.

Yeah, I know. And the reason we're stuck in the secluded place. I mean, look, I

can... It's like, it's maybe seven, eight minutes walk. You're such a bloody

idiot, really.

Maybe this way, or we could just call you an Uber, or maybe you just wait and

watch me fix this. I'll fix this right up. You'd be very impressed and very

handy.

It's something to do with the oil...

Oil pipe?

Or the... Now it's the oil pipe. The switches.

Johnny, ich bin ja nicht blöd. Ja, also, dass das hier inszeniert.

Absolut. On purpose, this dollar.

Now you felt like, okay, you can grab me, I'm here.

But you know what?

Yeah, let's give a shit on it.

Whatever you're planning to do.

Hey, don't make it sound strange. I wasn't planning to, like, surprise you.

Just out of the situation, but like, okay, now we're in the situation.

So you want to fuck me or what?

How did you know?

Did I make it so obvious?

Did you ask me if the car is fake?

Yeah, the car is fine.

The car is fine. The car is fine. Yeah, for sure.

And you just want to fuck me.

Yeah, I thought maybe if we came to this secluded place, but...

I could, I don't know, spend some more time with you and just kind of maybe

speak to you and tell you what it was like being at school with you and what

an effect you had on me and the other boys. You're a clever boy.

I know, I know.

You're so much a boy anymore. It was a long time ago.

Then show me how many men you are.

Or how much, not many.

Show you how much of a man I am.

I don't know. I think this feels a bit like a joke. My last time is since a

while. So... Are you

serious? Yeah, that's good for you. Yeah,

maybe I'll just put my coat in the truck.

I just laughed at it. I don't know.

I'm ready to go.

Where do you want me?

Can you bang me from behind?

No. Is it bad what you want to see?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a bit odd.

Well, then fuck me.

This can't be real.

I get times I didn't laugh.

It's really bad.

Really?

You're not going to stop it?

Sit me, Johnny. Sit up and sit me.

You know how much I thought about this?

Every German class, every single one.

Every time you turned around to write something on the floor.

I thought about you in there.

Now you're nervous huh?

Nervous?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh. The boys are never going to believe this.

You're going to tell them?

Yes, Richard.

Schau dich schön um, aber auch keiner kommt und uns sieht.

Oder willst du das?

Kleines Schweinchen.

Oh, for all of you.

Is that what you expected for today?

I have to control myself.

It's too much to handle.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, you don't know how many times that I've mentioned this.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I can't control it.

You can't control it.

It's not your grown-up.

This is perfect.

It's everything.

Perfect.

Perfect for something else.

Today's payday, huh?

oh my god oh my god oh my

god

Oh, yeah.

Huh? Yeah. It's better.

Oh.

It's so fake about Steve.

Oh, that's the best.

That's the best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I guess we need to find another position. Come with me.

Just follow me.

Your car is a beggar, so this might be a bit more comfortable.

For real?

Johnny,

throw it out.

No. No, throw this thing out. We have some space, though.

But you just want to put it here.

Whatever you say.

Oh, wow.

Just put them right there. Just put them over there.

Just put them there. That's fine.

Yeah, it's supposed to be.

Okay.

So.

No.

Oh, it's perfectly right.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, they went mad.

Give me a second. Give me a second.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Very specific.

Yes. Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

I can finally fuck you. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, you don't know. You don't know how many times I've thought about

this.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're deep inside me. Oh, it's so deep.

I'm so calm, yeah.

I'll make a journal of you.

Oh, yes.

I agree with you.

You have to fuck me again from behind.

Should we go out again? It's much more comfortable outside.

Grab whatever you got.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's so good to see you.

It's so good when I see you.

It's too good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it's so good to see you.

It's so good when I see you.

I need to give it to you. Oh,

yes.

Oh, thank you, yes. Oh, wow.

Oh, I've been thinking about that for so long.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Yes. Oh.

Oh.

Okay. That was the best thing that's ever happened to me.

But we have to get you to your hotel, right?

Oh, yeah.

That was the plan that I got. Yeah, I guess you have to. And I guess I have to

take a shower, right?

And I mean, I guess you can show me your hotel now, right?

We'll see.

Now you know.

You did a pretty good job. That was okay.

Like you always said, I'm a good student, right?

Uh-huh.

Maybe.

Come on.

Yeah. Can you have some tissues in your car? Of course. Of course.