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Hello. Hello.

I've killed this young woman.

My favorite name.

And we're in a dark... Dark scary room.

Dark motel room in South Florida.

And, you know, just a normal day for me.

Me as well. I'm used to getting fucked,
so... You're like... I feel like you're

a little bit like... They're coming to
me.

They heard.

Like dark humor.

You're, um, you're a little concerned
about, like, getting kicked out, I

think. I've been kicked out before.

It wasn't that serious. It was my mom,
but she didn't have, like, rights at the

time, so technically, but it felt like
it, so it was serious to me. How old

were you? I was, like, eight, I think.
Oh, okay.

Something like that, yeah.

What, did she just, like, grab you from
school or something?

It was like a, we were supposed to have,
like, a supervised visit.

And the social workers were like, hey,
get in your mom's car.

So, even though that wasn't supposed to
happen. I knew that wasn't supposed to

happen. So, when it did, it was a little
scary.

But that is my experience.

Definitely not as bad as most of them.

These people stomping up and down the
stairs.

Can you lock that?

This is real life.

This is real life sketchy scenario time
on Hookup Therapy. We're all going to

get kidnapped.

Yeah, deadbolt that bad boy.

The fans still want to see more now on
Hookup Therapy.

They get horny for him. I think it's
because are you

Like asexual.

I think that makes people want you even
more.

He's not really though. He's a large
asexual person.

He's tired.

When you get older, you just get kind of
tired of a lot of things.

Sometimes you just kind of give up.

Or it's like more things become stupid.

Yeah. That's kind of what I've noticed.

Yeah.

Nick does a thing where it's like he...

he he'll talk to all these different
chicks on dating apps and like he's

pretty good at it and then he'll just
and then he'll like to me I can't do

that I blow my brains out I like years
ago I'd be on Tinder or something I'd

just I'd get a match and this chick
would be like hey what's up and I'd be

like I don't know what to say to you I
don't know you I don't want to talk to

you yeah I'm just kidding I can't like
this is pointless we're gonna we're

gonna go back and forth for like two
days and then not ever meet exactly and

then we'll be pissed but Nick will I
mean he'll just have them all And then

he'll go on dates with some chicks
sometimes and get coffee and then just

not have sex with them or whatever and
just be like, I don't like her, she's

gross. Damn, a gentleman.

But I applaud it, though.

Yeah.

He balances out the extra horny.

Yeah.

You know, they do say leavers bring the
balance, so, yeah, that's you, Nick.

What's your thing?

Scorpio.

Capricorn rising.

I don't know anything about that stuff
that I've talked about before.

The last one we were talking to my lady,
what was she? She was a what? Oh,

Aquarius.

What are Aquarius ladies like?

Ladies, a little bit different.

From what I've noticed, they just like
to do things differently.

They stand out from most in their own
specific way.

Yeah.

They like control.

That's kind of what I've noticed.

Yeah. Other than that, that's all I've
got for you.

That's the air sign, right? Yes.

Air signs are terrifying as fuck.

Is that the lever too? Yeah.

Is that because they just float around?

yeah well their emotions just like they
just they blow around with their

emotions versus like like they think
more logical versus like water signs and

well i guess earth signs do think
logical too but there's the emotions as

well but um like water signs and fire
signs are definitely going to lead with

their heart versus earth and air are
going to lead with their brain so like i

clash with air signs because i think
fully with my heart And they're just,

like, logic, so.

Kill him. Kill him right now. I want to
see murder.

Now,

that's a good, that's a good concept.
Ooh.

That would be a good concept.

Oh, my gosh.

But, see, yeah, because everything I've
read about Capricorns, I'm like, that's

me. Yeah, that's my thing. Because I
see, other than Capricorns, I see, like,

to get their money up, pay per case,
don't want to leave the house.

Mm-hmm.

Anal, um, is a thing that Capricorns
like, apparently.

So it didn't surprise me, yeah.

Fair enough.

Yeah. They're in the feet.

Weird shit.

Because they're the earth, you know?

Earth, keeping, keeping grounded.

That's a feat. That's me. That's me for
real. That's you.

You also do have a very, like, like,
Capricorns are, like, the dad of the

Zodiac or, like, the daddy energy. Like,
I guess the girls, um...

Zodiac signed one of the bartenders,
like, a couple weeks ago.

She was so hot. She was so daddy. And I
was like, oh, this bitch is a cat

reporter. I know she is.

And I asked her, and I was right.

So, yeah. What's the worst Zodiac? Is it
Libra?

I love that you're allowing me to just
fucking go on. This is astrology Zodiac

hour now. Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah.

I bring tarot cards next time.

Oh, I'm not into that yet.

I would say the worst is probably...

Gemini, Aquarius, or Cancer.

Okay.

Just in my own personal experience.

Yeah, I love my Scorpios. I love
Capricorns. I get along with so well

just because there's a devotedness to
Capricorns. Like, I feel like I can

trust. Like, if there's mutual respect,
things are good in my eyes.

So, I like it. I love it.

The long-term interactions are very good
with Scorpio ladies.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. They're okay in my book.

It's good.

You know, I feel like you guys are
supposed to be crazy or something.

Well, that is a part of it.

I feel like if you play with the
emotions and if you lie, that'll piss me

off. That's one thing that'll get me.
But other than that, like... See, I'm

way too...

I'm way too lazy to lie anymore.

When I was younger, I would do that
song, but I'm like, man, why?

I don't want to do that.

It's crazy to be the guys that... What
fun is it for the guys that do the weird

toxic lover boy shit?

The manipulative.

They're like the younger, kind of
grungy, maybe tatted up, emotionally

manipulative, gaslighting.

All of them.

All of them under fucking 29.

Yeah, but isn't that, like, isn't it
fine maybe to do that more often? Oh,

yeah. Or, like, who really, like, do it
a lot.

Because they differ than just, like,
maybe, like, a frat bro dude who, like,

just fucks a bunch of chicks and maybe
goes, like, no, I'm not cheating on you,

babe. And that's, I'm talking about the
more, like, psychological manipulative

dude. Okay.

I would say Water Simon and Sagittarius.

Not all, but.

Just from what I've noticed.

Water sign men, like I said, water signs
rule with, like, they just kind of run

with their heart.

So they're definitely not thinking
logically, which young guys are not

thinking logically anyway.

So, yeah,

manipulating it, they're pretty good.
They're pretty good at that.

It's a little bit easier when you know
how to mess with people's emotions.

Did you, were you on Twitter?

Like, were you around, like, a few
months back when the Heaven POV guy was

getting canceled?

Mm-mm.

He was this guy who got big on OnlyFans,
like, the past year or so.

And he was just doing shit where it's
like he put this... He'd do, like,

really sloppy, rough blowjobs and stuff,
but, like, with a background that said,

like, Heaven POV and, like, neon, like,
lighting. And the girls would wear,

like, little angel wings or, like,
little halos or whatever.

Oh, okay.

But he got, like, canceled.

I love it.

Yeah, but that's all it was. It was just
like rough sex.

But he blew up really quick. He filmed
with a bunch of big OnlyFans girls and

everybody was just like all excited to
film with him for like a year. And then

all of a sudden everybody came out and
was like, no, he's a big crazy rapist

and he's fucked up. And all these chicks
fucking like, it was crazy.

You know, chicks.

A lot of chicks came forward? Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

And to me, I was like, what?

I was like.

Not that I didn't believe him, but I was
like, what?

You guys were all pumped to film with
him. Yeah.

But from a lot of it, it seemed like he
was one of those type of dudes that was

just super, like trying to, every girl
he would film with, trying to make them

fall in love with him and be weird and
like text him weird shit, manipulative

shit. And he was like kind of like a
skinny, good looking Latino kind of

dude, like younger guy.

I just looked at him and I was like, oh,
he's like the, he's like the,

gaslight girl boss, toxic, man-child guy
that girls like.

He's the type of guy that steals girls'
personalities to get them, to lure them

in. Yeah, and to me, like, looking at
that, and then all the texts that came

out, I was just like, bro, who is... I
was like, that's so exhausting, bro.

Why?

Fuck the hot girls and make them money.
What are you doing?

But I get some guys, it's like, they're
just sick and they're into... They

want... Some kind of weird control or
whatever.

Definitely. But to me, I'm wondering.

Yeah,

that's what I'm wondering. He's probably
a Gemini, maybe. For sure, for sure.

Gemini, you know Donald Trump is a
Gemini? Is he? And Kanye West?

Are we surprised?

The correlation seems a little too
strong.

Yeah, that might be the worst so far,
for real.

Even though I actually like both those
guys, but I feel like those are guys

where it's like they have a nightmare to
deal with in real life, probably.

Mm-hmm.

It may be, like, where a guy you want to
hang out with, like, once a month, and

you're like, that's... But if you had
to, like, you know, interact with that

person, it's got to be rough.

Yeah, definitely.

A little terrifying.

And you got to tell me all kinds of
stuff.

I'm very new to this.

I'm also very, like, hesitant to work
with other people because of that, so

the more you... Yeah, everybody else in
the industry will literally try to rape

and murder you.

Oh. You must be, I'll be 100%. Okay. So
you have to just. Yeah. I'm staying with

this guy for a bit until I figure it
out.

No one else can be trusted.

Thank God. But like, no, that's plenty
good. You know what I mean? Yeah. But

I'm definitely one of the better guys
probably, to be honest.

Yeah. But I don't know. I think there's
just more like, there's dudes that are

just like a little bit, maybe a little
weirder sometimes or whatever.

But I think there's a lot of these, most
of the male talent dudes that kind of do

collabs and do their own thing, a lot of
them are, I think a lot of them are

pretty cool, most of them.

Yeah.

Like, and then like the flesh mechanic,
he's like Jesus Christ incarnated.

He's like the new, you know the flesh
mechanic, right?

You haven't seen the flesh mechanic?
Show me the flesh mechanic. He's the,

everybody, he's the new guy. Is that the
flesh mechanic? No.

This is Leonid Radzinski, the owner of
OnlyFans.

Leon, we're making this video. Shout out
to you.

You can watch it for free because you
own this website.

Brought to you by Leon.

What's his name?

Leonid. Leonid, okay. He goes by Leo. I
call him Nid for short.

He looks like a Nid. He makes like $400
million a year.

Back in 2018, this is good for the
viewers too if you guys don't know.

He purchased...

Leo purchased the OnlyFans, all of it,
in 2018 from the two British guys that

made it. Because it was a father and
son, British guys that came up with it.

I think the dad was like a finance guy,
had a bunch of money.

And the son, his son was like, did
multiple things with his dad's money and

failed over and over again for a while
until it eventually came with OnlyFans.

And then 2018, I think it started in
2013, 2014 or something. But Leo, Liam

had borrowed it in 2018 for probably not
that much money. I mean, because

OnlyFans wasn't that big yet in 2018.

It was starting to grow, but, like, I
don't know. I feel like he bought it

for, like, less than $50 million.

I feel like he might have bought it for,
like, $20 or $30 million.

And now they make a billion in profit
every year, which most of that goes

right into Nance's pockets.

Why not? He's got, like, eight people
working on the website.

It doesn't cost anything.

It's like, you know, he's got a good
gig.

So I have this picture on my phone that
every time I open my phone to remind me

of what a fucking failure I am.

He, when he was 36 years old, my age
right now, he purchased OnlyFans.

Okay. So, and I thought I'd heard about
him before, like until like, until

like a month or two ago when I.

Like, there was some articles that came
out about him because people were

seething about, like, he's pocketing
$400 million a year.

It's like, well, yeah, he owns all of
it.

It's like, why not?

You can't take it public.

It's, like, not going to, you know what
I mean? Like,

he doesn't. He doesn't smile.

He knows what he's doing. Yeah, I
pictured, you know, this is the first,

this is, like, the only picture of him
you can find on the whole internet.

You know what I'm saying?

Maybe it's on OnlyFans.

I. Do I imagine? Because I knew about
him before, and I thought he was the

partial owner of it, but I thought he
was a big, fat pig person.

And then I saw a picture, and he's like,
no, he's like, you know, he's like 42 or

something. He looks like he gets like a
green juice after his spin class. Yeah,

he's in good shape. He's lean, not too
bulky. He just works out, light workout.

You know, I'm going to do a little
calculations here.

Let's see.

Wait, that's not right.

I'm bad at math.

Hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's
why I fucked it up. You need a

calculator. I'm doing a... I'm doing
a... So, like, a hundred? I'm a numbers

guy.

Oh, yeah.

Makes over a million dollars a day.
That's insane.

Just a million. What do you do with all
of that money?

You hoard it.

You hoard it and eventually you sway
foreign governments and stuff to do

things for you. You buy people, giant
buildings, boats. Run the world.

Yeah. You create weird torture dungeons
on deep, deep undergrounds. You fund

weird experimental human genome
manipulation

technologies, life extension.

You buy a seat on a rocket ship to Mars,
whatever.

You know what I mean? You get... With
that kind of money, it allows you to,

like, have a real life.

Yeah. Well, I guess not a real life at
all. It's, like, the opposite. You get

to live in this fantasy world a little
bit.

Well, I think that's what it means to be
a human being. Well, true. I think being

a real human being starts to make a
million dollars every single day.

Yeah, you don't get to live until...
That is so Capricorn of him, too, to,

like, not be able to, like, live happily
until... You don't need, like, two

million and three million a day. Baby
does probably make, like, five million

dollars a day. You don't need all that.
You don't need two million a day.

But just, like, a mil a day, and you
can, like, you start making a million a

day, I feel like you can just breathe.

That's nice.

You can just relax.

And you can just, you know, you can just
kick back a little bit.

You know, you can enjoy life.

So do you worry about, like, what are
your, like, number one,

I mean, not two, I guess, what am I
trying to ask you?

Like, you know, you'll be good for the
rest of your life or do you worry about

that? I mean, I mean pretty pretty much
things like that, right? I feel like

yeah, basically, but how long do you
think you're gonna live?

Not too much longer Maybe I mean maybe
55 I Don't make it to 55 which is like

that's another 36 now. I'm not gonna
math or what 20 years 19 years Okay,

yeah, that's a long 20 years

Boy, that's a long time.

Yeah, I don't know if I can do that.

I just feel different than a lot of
people.

I feel like, you know, people always
talk about, like, time goes so fast.

I feel like the past 10 years has been,
like, 30, 40 years.

And part of that's, like, doing porn and
not being on, like, kind of a normal

schedule. Yeah. And then I think because
a lot's changed.

But, I mean, I'll just, there'll be,
like, two weeks and I'll feel like, oh,

that was, like, two months ago.

Yeah.

I just, I think time has convoluted.

I think they still have Dark Souls, and
I agree.

It's, I don't know.

But, yeah, if I make it to 50-55, I
think I could run.

I vape a lot.

I vape. You should show them the double,
if you can do that. I just tried this

for the first time before we started
rolling. You guys will enjoy it.

Can you, like, do O's?

I used to be able to, no, I used to have
the old cool babes, the big ones.

Like the, the mod girl. The big mod,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm not a big babe girl, but, you
know, I'm glad, I'm glad I'm not

actually.

Hello.

I'm trying to film porn down here.

Let's, uh, let's do a live, let's do a
live TikTok for the audience. Oh, fun,

fun.

I know everybody's watching this right
now. It's like, thank God they haven't

started doing sex or anything yet. I
hate that.

Imagine if I took my shirt off.

I'd be insane.

There was like a bunch of comments like
on the last preview I posted where it

was like people being like, oh, I just
thought I didn't want to have sex. I

just want to keep talking.

And then there's also an equal number of
comments like, shut the fuck up.

More fucking. Less yapping.

What is that? It's good to have both, I
think.

This is a very like...

This is a very, like, divisive kind of
content we're making here.

What is this guy coming in on? What's he
doing?

Want to smoke more cigarettes?

Get it together.

I fucking drool.

This is how the magic happens, guys.

Yeah, you can kind of just... You can
kind of just... You can just kind of be

up a little bit.

He's like, don't put your head on me.

No, no, no. Just be like a little
closer.

Okay. But like turn your head towards me
a little bit. No, no, no.

No, no, like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But up a little bit.

Just like, yeah.

But like, kind of more... Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

Hey, what's up guys?

I'm here with Arabella Rose.

Hello. Where we are filming Hookup
Therapy right now.

Yeah. It's a little spicy podcast.

But just to make this video, if you guys
have any questions, insights, you want

us to discuss.

We'll discuss it. We'll discuss it on
the podcast. And we might answer a

couple things on the TikTok app. Yeah.

And then you watch this TikTok eight
times. And then you hate your voice.

Yeah.

Do you guys know who Aubrey Plaza is?

You do?

Yeah, who is that?

I have a little bit of like an Aubrey
Plaza humor.

I hope.

It's a little interesting.

The worst is when people don't get your
humor.

It's kind of awkward.

There's nothing else I can do from
there.

This is roadie podcast content.

Nick's super impressed.

This is the real shit people want to
see, Nick. This is fucking... This is...

This is... Oh, it's in my lap. This is
authenticity.

This is what you don't get from Bang
Bros. Raw and real.

You don't get the real shit.

I wish there was like a camera to show,
you know.

Oh, yeah.

We need a Nick reaction cam. Like it's a
fucking little square in the corner of a

fucking.

So what do you like to watch on TikTok?

I know we have big strong guys.

You guys must be getting soft because I
had to scroll through like 15 videos to

find a hate comment so I could do a car
tour because all of my cars are here

right now. So either I'm loved, which is
unlikely, or people are just soft now.

They don't want to fucking eat.

So I watch a lot of those guys' videos.

Ecom side hustle.

He has all these super cars and he just
makes like 10 videos a day.

responding to hate comments from people
and being like, sounds like you want a

car tour.

And I'm like, is that super fast?

This is my Aston Martin DBS
Superleggera.

The McLaren Latana Purple just got back.
Got new reels on it. He just talks about

being rich. He's so smart for that.

And then he's like 6'3". There we go.
Makes $600K a month.

He's like, look, I'm a Chad. You're a
fucking loser.

Go fuck yourself.

Like, you know, it's good.

And it's just a lot of car content.

And then I do like a lot of videos where
it's, like, people screaming about the

real estate market. I enjoy that.

But mostly, honestly, mostly car stuff.
And then there'll be, like, some weird

schizo people just doing, like, autistic
shit. Okay.

That's part of it. That's fine.

What does your feed look like? A lot of
makeup videos?

You're a girl.

Isn't it like just Jeffree Star putting
makeup on himself or something?

That's my own therapy.

It's just fucking Jeffree Star.

No.

I don't know if I even, I don't know
where I put that thing, but no, it's a

majority. Actually, it's a lot like of
astrology stuff. Like I'm actually, I'm

going, I was telling Nick, I'm going to
New Mexico coming Thursday to go camp

out in the middle of the woods and watch
the eclipse.

Yeah, it's going to be at the peak
there.

What kind of eclipse is it?

I think it's like the solar eclipse. I
have no fucking clue after that.

I've been more focusing on this weekend,
so I could update you about it.

Google it. All right, let's put it on
Facebook because that's our job here.

Unfortunately.

Because of capitalism, we have to have
sex for money.

This is going to be one of the most
unhinged of the therapies probably.

I feel so lucky to have a job.

I think it's good. See, what I like
doing, I like taking my pants off and

leaving my shirt on.

You know?

I feel like that's a cool thing.

And I don't think enough people
appreciate the... Because I feel like

it's like something like I might, in a
blackout, wander into a 7-Eleven like

this one day.

Just a t-shirt, my cock out.

You know.

It won't be any different. Everyone's
like, oh, I know that guy.

I've seen him somewhere.

Be like, I always think he'll work. What
are you doing?

What are your, like, favorite comments?

Or do you have, like, favorite comments?

Such a random question.

Like, do you like, is it the questions?

Like, or what questions do you like to
answer, I guess?

Like on TikTok?

Yeah. I'm not very specific.

I mean, you know.

I mean, like, anything that kind of just
piques my interest.

And then also, like, that makes me
think, oh, like, people are going to

want to be interested in this.

Yeah.

I think it's super cool. Like, what I
want to get into is, like, if I can

build my TikTok up. Not if. When I build
my TikTok up.

Um, I think it'd be super cool. Like the
more I'm in the industry and the more I

learn, um, people are just so
uneducated.

Um, I think it'd be cool to have a
platform where I can answer questions

and things like that. So I think that's
cool that you do that.

Yeah, it's cool. I'll probably delete
that soon.

I made them, I decided a few, like a few
days ago, like, cause I just been back

and forth thinking about it. Cause it
was like for a long time now it's like.

You know, I'll only answer a question if
it's like I feel like oh this is gonna

get a bunch of views Yeah, this is gonna
make because it's like once you get

something where it's like Like you don't
need you Yeah, no, and that's a big part

of it is like I don't think it does
anything Yeah, I don't think it's like

yeah, I just don't think it does. I
think you know a little bit, but it's

like But but like once you know, I
started getting videos with hundreds of

thousands of views millions of views
It's like it's very hard to not to just

make

TikTok's worth, like, oh, this gets
2,000 views, whatever.

Yeah.

But then it's, like, there's, like,
pressure of, like, oh, God. And then,

like, I'll make a video, and then two
hours later, I'm, like, oh, it's only 5

,000 views. It's not going to get more
views. And I delete it, and then it's,

like,

a few days ago, I decided, like, I'm
going to, I want to just delete this

stupid account now.

But before I delete it, let me just try.

posting kind of like how it used to be
for a while when I started where I

wouldn't think about that shit and I
would just post whatever I'd answer any

kind of question and not worry about so
I'm giving myself a couple weeks to do

that and then just see how it goes
before I delete it right now it's

looking like it's getting deleted but I
kind of feel a little bit about I got

some stuff with views like I've lost a
thousand followers since I started doing

this

Really? Yeah.

On TikTok.

Oh, well.

Which is not, like, a lot, but it's,
like, funny to me. I see, like, the

numbers, like, it'll be, like, 358.9,
then 0.8, then 0.7.

Because it's, like, I guess more of my
followers are saying, like, oh, I'm

still following this guy.

I don't know. I try not to look at that.
Obviously, my

shit's so much lower, but I can't look
at the numbers.

I'll get in my head about that. But,
see, I've kind of, like, I just kind of

felt like I haven't, like, viewed it
yet. You know, I feel like I've kind of

thought about it for a while because
it's, like, in the hopes of, like, oh,

this could, like, this might be useful
one day to have, like, a big TikTok

account. Yeah.

You never know.

And, like, what that, how that's going
to be useful is yet to be determined

and probably.

Probably will remain a mystery forever
because it's not possible for it to.

But I think I might. I don't know. I'm
going to leave it around now.

Yeah.

In this episode of Hooker Therapy, I'm
going to get a blowjob and talk about

TikTok.

Astrology. TikTok. Oh, I have an idea.

Analytic.

Do you know your birth time at all?

I think it was like 2 in the morning.

Is that bad?

I think it'd be interesting to do a
little birth chart reading on Mr. Alex

Adams here.

See, when you talk about tarot card
shit, I don't want to do that.

Because I feel like I'm going to get the
Black Tower or something.

I want to get the card where it's like,
oh, you have tumors riddled throughout

your entire body.

It's all to incorporate themselves.

I'll be like, it might be okay, but it
probably means you have brain tumors.

I don't like that.

I was talking to a friend of mine the
other day about, he was like,

He's like, it's just like, you know,
like regular kind of dude. And he's just

like, I want to get into crystals.

I'm getting into crystals.

And I saw him like a week later. And
he's like, I bought some crystals. He's

like, what the fuck are you going to do
with the crystals? Yeah, he's like, I

want to try it out, man. I'm like, are
you a 23-year-old white girl, dude?

And then he was just like, I want to do
a tarot card reading.

And I was like, I would never do that.

He's like, you'd be cool.

And I was like, I don't. And he's like,
I want to go see a psychic.

And I was like, bro, I would never see a
psychic.

a psychic's not going to do anything
like, like a psychic's not going to do

anything for me. They're either just
going to like, it's going to be fake and

they're going to be like, you're doing
great.

Don't worry about anything. It's great.
It's good.

Or if they were real, then it's like,
there's a chance that like, so that's

going to happen. That's going to
fucking, you know, you like to not know.

Yeah.

I just feel it's a safe spot to be in.

A lot smarter that way. Mm-hmm.

This would be great if I just, like,
come right now. And I'm like, see you

later. See you guys.

Next episode.

Cut the cameras.

Deadass.

What do you think about penises?

I love penises. I love when... I love
penises.

I like strong ones.

Like a nice, strong... I don't really
care about the length. I just like a

strong penis that represents a
personality a little bit.

You know.

What's the... What's the most
interesting penis?

To be honest, my body count is not very
high.

It's like seven.

Really? So, I don't know. I've seen some
interesting ones on OnlyFans for sure.

You've got to pump those numbers up.
Yeah. Those are rookie numbers. Rookie

numbers, for real.

But you've had guys send you some
interesting pieces on OnlyFans?

Mm-hmm.

I've had some interesting pieces.

Oh, my gosh. I can imagine.

Have you been with a big honker? A
really big, giant, humongous... Not

really. No, I'm not going to give them
that credit.

Yeah, no, not really. I remember one of
the first girls, I don't know how to

talk about this, one of the first girls
I ever hooked up with when I was like

19, she was like a little younger than
me, and she said her ex-boyfriend had a

dick that was like this.

She said it was bigger than a foster's
can.

That's insane.

And my mom was like, what?

And I don't think she was lying. I think
she was telling the truth.

It didn't even bother me. I was just
like, how is that real?

And she's like, I loved it.

I was like, I love you. You're cool.

She was super hot.

She taught me a bunch of stuff.

Wait, how old were you guys?

I was like 19.

She was slightly younger.

She taught you a lot.

That's awesome.

I met her at an AA meeting.

It's a great place, actually.

Yeah, she's really cool.

I had some interesting people there.

Have you done any, um... Have you kind
of, like, you kind of got into the porn

stuff? I mean, like, was it mostly kind
of, like, watching Stella and stuff?

Yeah, I actually got into her from her
TikTok.

like a couple years ago and when I was
in a relationship I was like so like

really I had on this mask for everybody
um and the more I like watched her

and just her talking um I was like
there's no way like I've never related

to someone as much um obviously there's
a lot of differences between us but just

the way her mind works it makes so much
sense the way she thinks to me so I'm

like If she can do it, I can do it, you
know.

She's a genius at what she does, so.

She is.

She's a special lady.

We're getting there.

Shout out to Stella for, I had my first
anal scene.

Yeah, we did your first anal scene
yesterday at Stella's place.

Yeah, we had a chat with her.

At the first anal scene at the temple.

Stella was not there.

Having sex with women in Stella's place
while she's out of town.

She said that was cool.

I ate all her... She had this old bag of
pistachios. I ate all of them.

What's your favorite little snack?

I love little snacks.

Yeah?

I mean, I like gummy stuff.

Like, little, you know...

Any kind of gummy worms or gummy candies
or stuff.

You know.

You have a sweet tooth?

Yeah, I'm a big fat pig person, really.

You know, like, I eat, you know, all
kinds of stuff.

But see, like, my thing is, like, I
don't, I just order food, like, once a

day. Because that's the way I, like,
lost a bunch of weight.

So it's, like, I don't, I don't, um.

have any like snacks or anything in my
house so i i film at other people's

houses yeah and then i eat all their
snacks because i don't sometimes i

don't i try not to but i'm not i'm not
ever around snacks there's a couple

times a week where i'm and i just have
access to snacks i just sometimes i'm

weak

That's smart, actually. I like using a
power drill outside right now.

It's a Sunday.

It's a Sunday.

It's like a Sunday at the beach.

Construction outside.

It's pretty cool.

See, a lot of people probably don't
realize when you're filming, you know,

Jezzers. A lot of times, you're kind of
doing it during the day, and in a lot of

places, there's a lot of ambient noises
from people doing things that can

affect when you're filming stuff, like
people cutting the grass, using the leaf

blowers to blow the grass around, doing
construction.

They don't think about it when they're
doing their job. Yeah, it's like

fucking... If people don't understand,
it can be very tough.

Let's do some... Let's do some sex. More
sex thought.

Oh, Jesus.

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

You want to film him?

Sure, I got it.

This is what

it's

all about.

I'm going to the drill.

So what are your thoughts about that?

It was much better than I expected,
actually. Even though I was, it was a

little bit of a mess.

Well, it happened.

Yeah, it happens when things are going
in and out of your foot, I guess.

I was just, because I was more like,
that you could, you know, kind of get

into a moment that was more important
than me.

Yeah.

But I think it was, I think it was super
hot.

Okay.

What the fuck is he doing?

That's fine.

What was that?

There's a good amount of people that hit
me up about after our first video we

made. Yeah. They're, like, bringing
interval back.

I'd love to hear it.

Thanks for having me, though.

So have you ever done any, like, crazy
group sex stuff? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Have you

ever figured something out? Never.

Nothing? I'm so excited to know.

I really, like I said, I got into this
kind of from watching Stella.

Oh, yeah?

So, yeah.

Nothing really got me into that other
than TikTok, so.

Yeah. Yeah.

See, that's why I'm trying to bear that
out.

Get some, get some close-ups, Damien.

Just, just get, get all close-ups, get
like just this, and then just the foot.

That's the video.

I'm going to check, I'm going to check,
see if we got some interesting

questions.

God,

he's so handsome. That's my Elden Lord.

All right, so I got... That's right.

I got a question. I want to know the
most underrated foreplay stuff people

don't do enough.

I would say...

Emotional stuff. Like, you have to
connect with someone. You can't just...

I mean, you can if you're just wanting
to fuck, but it's even better if you

can, like, connect emotionally a little
bit.

It's always good.

I would say fingering is really good.

I like that.

Yeah, fingering's a lost art.

Yeah. I don't even know how to do it.

Most people have forgotten about the
fingering. Yeah, people forget about

fingers.

So you're okay with saying where you're
from?

Yeah, Iowa.

It's a humorous place to say I'm from,
right? I think.

It's a pretty cool place, isn't it?

Oh, yeah. So much corn.

Corn. So are you thinking about
eventually trying to move down here?

I would love to.

I also just really, like, at the end of
all of this, I just picture myself in

the mountains, like, away from
everybody.

Yeah. So I don't know if, like, I want
to do that and then just have little

trips here. But one of the two.

Do you think you'll live in Florida?

Oh, yeah, I'll die down here for sure.

100%. I mean, I don't know. Like, I like
it down here a lot.

I mean, it makes, you know, with doing
this job.

It makes it a lot easier because there's
a lot of girls all the time.

But then sometimes I feel like I'm
starting to get tired of it a little

bit. Yeah.

But then I don't know.

Could you see yourself ever, like, I
don't know.

When do you want to, like, stop doing
this?

Oh, I'll stroke out doing this probably.

I don't know.

I could see doing this for another 10,
20 years. I could also see only doing it

for another 5 or 10 years.

I'm just, like, kind of not sure.

Not sure yet. I just, like, I do, like,
eventually want to have, like, have kids

and stuff.

But, so, part of me's like, well, fuck
it. If they'll keep doing this, fuck it.

Yeah. But, then all of a sudden, I'm
like, but then part of me's kind of

like, okay, like, once I start having
kids, maybe, maybe I, like, live up in

the northeast or something again.

Iowa.

No, yeah, I moved to Iowa.

I want to move to Alaska and buy, like,
a fishing boat, like a crab fishing

boat. Yeah. And raise my kids on that
crab fishing boat.

And, like, a couple of them die and fall
off the boat. Oh, my God.

And we all just drink hard liquor every
day.

Even the kids.

Yeah.

if we can get another good question from
the fans here.

Somebody asked if I hooked up with
Stella.

off camera of course duh I mean a lot of
times anytime like I

don't know it's like it just depends on
the girl and the situation but it's like

it makes the work better I'm sure yeah
but in truth like if you know anybody

like was so like we we'd already been
kind of talking more so we just like

fucked immediately before I even filmed
anything the first time we hung out and

I like came inside of her in like three
or four minutes or something.

I was trying to, you know, lock that
down, you know? Yeah.

She was like, oh, I got an idea.

I was like, maybe it doesn't work, you
know?

Maybe it's not working.

But hopefully you'll get to collab with
Stella.

Yeah. This is pretty soon, hopefully.

I think she'll be, like, working with
you.

Yeah. I think we'd get along.

Yeah. Oh, fuck that.

That was a super great medical therapy,
I think.

I think we all learned a lot about a lot
of things.

Air signs, water signs, sex, all of
that.

Alright, thank you guys.

Thanks for watching.

See you in the next one.