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Hello. Hello.

I've killed this young woman.

My favorite name.

And we're in a dark... Dark scary room.

Dark motel room in South Florida.

And, you know, just a normal day for me.

Me as well. I'm used to getting fucked, so... You're like... I feel like you're

a little bit like... They're coming to me.

They heard.

Like dark humor.

You're, um, you're a little concerned about, like, getting kicked out, I

think. I've been kicked out before.

It wasn't that serious. It was my mom, but she didn't have, like, rights at the

time, so technically, but it felt like it, so it was serious to me. How old

were you? I was, like, eight, I think. Oh, okay.

Something like that, yeah.

What, did she just, like, grab you from school or something?

It was like a, we were supposed to have, like, a supervised visit.

And the social workers were like, hey, get in your mom's car.

So, even though that wasn't supposed to happen. I knew that wasn't supposed to

happen. So, when it did, it was a little scary.

But that is my experience.

Definitely not as bad as most of them.

These people stomping up and down the stairs.

Can you lock that?

This is real life.

This is real life sketchy scenario time on Hookup Therapy. We're all going to

get kidnapped.

Yeah, deadbolt that bad boy.

The fans still want to see more now on Hookup Therapy.

They get horny for him. I think it's because are you

Like asexual.

I think that makes people want you even more.

He's not really though. He's a large asexual person.

He's tired.

When you get older, you just get kind of tired of a lot of things.

Sometimes you just kind of give up.

Or it's like more things become stupid.

Yeah. That's kind of what I've noticed.

Yeah.

Nick does a thing where it's like he...

he he'll talk to all these different chicks on dating apps and like he's

pretty good at it and then he'll just and then he'll like to me I can't do

that I blow my brains out I like years ago I'd be on Tinder or something I'd

just I'd get a match and this chick would be like hey what's up and I'd be

like I don't know what to say to you I don't know you I don't want to talk to

you yeah I'm just kidding I can't like this is pointless we're gonna we're

gonna go back and forth for like two days and then not ever meet exactly and

then we'll be pissed but Nick will I mean he'll just have them all And then

he'll go on dates with some chicks sometimes and get coffee and then just

not have sex with them or whatever and just be like, I don't like her, she's

gross. Damn, a gentleman.

But I applaud it, though.

Yeah.

He balances out the extra horny.

Yeah.

You know, they do say leavers bring the balance, so, yeah, that's you, Nick.

What's your thing?

Scorpio.

Capricorn rising.

I don't know anything about that stuff that I've talked about before.

The last one we were talking to my lady, what was she? She was a what? Oh,

Aquarius.

What are Aquarius ladies like?

Ladies, a little bit different.

From what I've noticed, they just like to do things differently.

They stand out from most in their own specific way.

Yeah.

They like control.

That's kind of what I've noticed.

Yeah. Other than that, that's all I've got for you.

That's the air sign, right? Yes.

Air signs are terrifying as fuck.

Is that the lever too? Yeah.

Is that because they just float around?

yeah well their emotions just like they just they blow around with their

emotions versus like like they think more logical versus like water signs and

well i guess earth signs do think logical too but there's the emotions as

well but um like water signs and fire signs are definitely going to lead with

their heart versus earth and air are going to lead with their brain so like i

clash with air signs because i think fully with my heart And they're just,

like, logic, so.

Kill him. Kill him right now. I want to see murder.

Now,

that's a good, that's a good concept. Ooh.

That would be a good concept.

Oh, my gosh.

But, see, yeah, because everything I've read about Capricorns, I'm like, that's

me. Yeah, that's my thing. Because I see, other than Capricorns, I see, like,

to get their money up, pay per case, don't want to leave the house.

Mm-hmm.

Anal, um, is a thing that Capricorns like, apparently.

So it didn't surprise me, yeah.

Fair enough.

Yeah. They're in the feet.

Weird shit.

Because they're the earth, you know?

Earth, keeping, keeping grounded.

That's a feat. That's me. That's me for real. That's you.

You also do have a very, like, like, Capricorns are, like, the dad of the

Zodiac or, like, the daddy energy. Like, I guess the girls, um...

Zodiac signed one of the bartenders, like, a couple weeks ago.

She was so hot. She was so daddy. And I was like, oh, this bitch is a cat

reporter. I know she is.

And I asked her, and I was right.

So, yeah. What's the worst Zodiac? Is it Libra?

I love that you're allowing me to just fucking go on. This is astrology Zodiac

hour now. Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah.

I bring tarot cards next time.

Oh, I'm not into that yet.

I would say the worst is probably...

Gemini, Aquarius, or Cancer.

Okay.

Just in my own personal experience.

Yeah, I love my Scorpios. I love Capricorns. I get along with so well

just because there's a devotedness to Capricorns. Like, I feel like I can

trust. Like, if there's mutual respect, things are good in my eyes.

So, I like it. I love it.

The long-term interactions are very good with Scorpio ladies.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. They're okay in my book.

It's good.

You know, I feel like you guys are supposed to be crazy or something.

Well, that is a part of it.

I feel like if you play with the emotions and if you lie, that'll piss me

off. That's one thing that'll get me. But other than that, like... See, I'm

way too...

I'm way too lazy to lie anymore.

When I was younger, I would do that song, but I'm like, man, why?

I don't want to do that.

It's crazy to be the guys that... What fun is it for the guys that do the weird

toxic lover boy shit?

The manipulative.

They're like the younger, kind of grungy, maybe tatted up, emotionally

manipulative, gaslighting.

All of them.

All of them under fucking 29.

Yeah, but isn't that, like, isn't it fine maybe to do that more often? Oh,

yeah. Or, like, who really, like, do it a lot.

Because they differ than just, like, maybe, like, a frat bro dude who, like,

just fucks a bunch of chicks and maybe goes, like, no, I'm not cheating on you,

babe. And that's, I'm talking about the more, like, psychological manipulative

dude. Okay.

I would say Water Simon and Sagittarius.

Not all, but.

Just from what I've noticed.

Water sign men, like I said, water signs rule with, like, they just kind of run

with their heart.

So they're definitely not thinking logically, which young guys are not

thinking logically anyway.

So, yeah,

manipulating it, they're pretty good. They're pretty good at that.

It's a little bit easier when you know how to mess with people's emotions.

Did you, were you on Twitter?

Like, were you around, like, a few months back when the Heaven POV guy was

getting canceled?

Mm-mm.

He was this guy who got big on OnlyFans, like, the past year or so.

And he was just doing shit where it's like he put this... He'd do, like,

really sloppy, rough blowjobs and stuff, but, like, with a background that said,

like, Heaven POV and, like, neon, like, lighting. And the girls would wear,

like, little angel wings or, like, little halos or whatever.

Oh, okay.

But he got, like, canceled.

I love it.

Yeah, but that's all it was. It was just like rough sex.

But he blew up really quick. He filmed with a bunch of big OnlyFans girls and

everybody was just like all excited to film with him for like a year. And then

all of a sudden everybody came out and was like, no, he's a big crazy rapist

and he's fucked up. And all these chicks fucking like, it was crazy.

You know, chicks.

A lot of chicks came forward? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And to me, I was like, what?

I was like.

Not that I didn't believe him, but I was like, what?

You guys were all pumped to film with him. Yeah.

But from a lot of it, it seemed like he was one of those type of dudes that was

just super, like trying to, every girl he would film with, trying to make them

fall in love with him and be weird and like text him weird shit, manipulative

shit. And he was like kind of like a skinny, good looking Latino kind of

dude, like younger guy.

I just looked at him and I was like, oh, he's like the, he's like the,

gaslight girl boss, toxic, man-child guy that girls like.

He's the type of guy that steals girls' personalities to get them, to lure them

in. Yeah, and to me, like, looking at that, and then all the texts that came

out, I was just like, bro, who is... I was like, that's so exhausting, bro.

Why?

Fuck the hot girls and make them money. What are you doing?

But I get some guys, it's like, they're just sick and they're into... They

want... Some kind of weird control or whatever.

Definitely. But to me, I'm wondering.

Yeah,

that's what I'm wondering. He's probably a Gemini, maybe. For sure, for sure.

Gemini, you know Donald Trump is a Gemini? Is he? And Kanye West?

Are we surprised?

The correlation seems a little too strong.

Yeah, that might be the worst so far, for real.

Even though I actually like both those guys, but I feel like those are guys

where it's like they have a nightmare to deal with in real life, probably.

Mm-hmm.

It may be, like, where a guy you want to hang out with, like, once a month, and

you're like, that's... But if you had to, like, you know, interact with that

person, it's got to be rough.

Yeah, definitely.

A little terrifying.

And you got to tell me all kinds of stuff.

I'm very new to this.

I'm also very, like, hesitant to work with other people because of that, so

the more you... Yeah, everybody else in the industry will literally try to rape

and murder you.

Oh. You must be, I'll be 100%. Okay. So you have to just. Yeah. I'm staying with

this guy for a bit until I figure it out.

No one else can be trusted.

Thank God. But like, no, that's plenty good. You know what I mean? Yeah. But

I'm definitely one of the better guys probably, to be honest.

Yeah. But I don't know. I think there's just more like, there's dudes that are

just like a little bit, maybe a little weirder sometimes or whatever.

But I think there's a lot of these, most of the male talent dudes that kind of do

collabs and do their own thing, a lot of them are, I think a lot of them are

pretty cool, most of them.

Yeah.

Like, and then like the flesh mechanic, he's like Jesus Christ incarnated.

He's like the new, you know the flesh mechanic, right?

You haven't seen the flesh mechanic? Show me the flesh mechanic. He's the,

everybody, he's the new guy. Is that the flesh mechanic? No.

This is Leonid Radzinski, the owner of OnlyFans.

Leon, we're making this video. Shout out to you.

You can watch it for free because you own this website.

Brought to you by Leon.

What's his name?

Leonid. Leonid, okay. He goes by Leo. I call him Nid for short.

He looks like a Nid. He makes like $400 million a year.

Back in 2018, this is good for the viewers too if you guys don't know.

He purchased...

Leo purchased the OnlyFans, all of it, in 2018 from the two British guys that

made it. Because it was a father and son, British guys that came up with it.

I think the dad was like a finance guy, had a bunch of money.

And the son, his son was like, did multiple things with his dad's money and

failed over and over again for a while until it eventually came with OnlyFans.

And then 2018, I think it started in 2013, 2014 or something. But Leo, Liam

had borrowed it in 2018 for probably not that much money. I mean, because

OnlyFans wasn't that big yet in 2018.

It was starting to grow, but, like, I don't know. I feel like he bought it

for, like, less than $50 million.

I feel like he might have bought it for, like, $20 or $30 million.

And now they make a billion in profit every year, which most of that goes

right into Nance's pockets.

Why not? He's got, like, eight people working on the website.

It doesn't cost anything.

It's like, you know, he's got a good gig.

So I have this picture on my phone that every time I open my phone to remind me

of what a fucking failure I am.

He, when he was 36 years old, my age right now, he purchased OnlyFans.

Okay. So, and I thought I'd heard about him before, like until like, until

like a month or two ago when I.

Like, there was some articles that came out about him because people were

seething about, like, he's pocketing $400 million a year.

It's like, well, yeah, he owns all of it.

It's like, why not?

You can't take it public.

It's, like, not going to, you know what I mean? Like,

he doesn't. He doesn't smile.

He knows what he's doing. Yeah, I pictured, you know, this is the first,

this is, like, the only picture of him you can find on the whole internet.

You know what I'm saying?

Maybe it's on OnlyFans.

I. Do I imagine? Because I knew about him before, and I thought he was the

partial owner of it, but I thought he was a big, fat pig person.

And then I saw a picture, and he's like, no, he's like, you know, he's like 42 or

something. He looks like he gets like a green juice after his spin class. Yeah,

he's in good shape. He's lean, not too bulky. He just works out, light workout.

You know, I'm going to do a little calculations here.

Let's see.

Wait, that's not right.

I'm bad at math.

Hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's why I fucked it up. You need a

calculator. I'm doing a... I'm doing a... So, like, a hundred? I'm a numbers

guy.

Oh, yeah.

Makes over a million dollars a day. That's insane.

Just a million. What do you do with all of that money?

You hoard it.

You hoard it and eventually you sway foreign governments and stuff to do

things for you. You buy people, giant buildings, boats. Run the world.

Yeah. You create weird torture dungeons on deep, deep undergrounds. You fund

weird experimental human genome manipulation

technologies, life extension.

You buy a seat on a rocket ship to Mars, whatever.

You know what I mean? You get... With that kind of money, it allows you to,

like, have a real life.

Yeah. Well, I guess not a real life at all. It's, like, the opposite. You get

to live in this fantasy world a little bit.

Well, I think that's what it means to be a human being. Well, true. I think being

a real human being starts to make a million dollars every single day.

Yeah, you don't get to live until... That is so Capricorn of him, too, to,

like, not be able to, like, live happily until... You don't need, like, two

million and three million a day. Baby does probably make, like, five million

dollars a day. You don't need all that. You don't need two million a day.

But just, like, a mil a day, and you can, like, you start making a million a

day, I feel like you can just breathe.

That's nice.

You can just relax.

And you can just, you know, you can just kick back a little bit.

You know, you can enjoy life.

So do you worry about, like, what are your, like, number one,

I mean, not two, I guess, what am I trying to ask you?

Like, you know, you'll be good for the rest of your life or do you worry about

that? I mean, I mean pretty pretty much things like that, right? I feel like

yeah, basically, but how long do you think you're gonna live?

Not too much longer Maybe I mean maybe 55 I Don't make it to 55 which is like

that's another 36 now. I'm not gonna math or what 20 years 19 years Okay,

yeah, that's a long 20 years

Boy, that's a long time.

Yeah, I don't know if I can do that.

I just feel different than a lot of people.

I feel like, you know, people always talk about, like, time goes so fast.

I feel like the past 10 years has been, like, 30, 40 years.

And part of that's, like, doing porn and not being on, like, kind of a normal

schedule. Yeah. And then I think because a lot's changed.

But, I mean, I'll just, there'll be, like, two weeks and I'll feel like, oh,

that was, like, two months ago.

Yeah.

I just, I think time has convoluted.

I think they still have Dark Souls, and I agree.

It's, I don't know.

But, yeah, if I make it to 50-55, I think I could run.

I vape a lot.

I vape. You should show them the double, if you can do that. I just tried this

for the first time before we started rolling. You guys will enjoy it.

Can you, like, do O's?

I used to be able to, no, I used to have the old cool babes, the big ones.

Like the, the mod girl. The big mod, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm not a big babe girl, but, you know, I'm glad, I'm glad I'm not

actually.

Hello.

I'm trying to film porn down here.

Let's, uh, let's do a live, let's do a live TikTok for the audience. Oh, fun,

fun.

I know everybody's watching this right now. It's like, thank God they haven't

started doing sex or anything yet. I hate that.

Imagine if I took my shirt off.

I'd be insane.

There was like a bunch of comments like on the last preview I posted where it

was like people being like, oh, I just thought I didn't want to have sex. I

just want to keep talking.

And then there's also an equal number of comments like, shut the fuck up.

More fucking. Less yapping.

What is that? It's good to have both, I think.

This is a very like...

This is a very, like, divisive kind of content we're making here.

What is this guy coming in on? What's he doing?

Want to smoke more cigarettes?

Get it together.

I fucking drool.

This is how the magic happens, guys.

Yeah, you can kind of just... You can kind of just... You can just kind of be

up a little bit.

He's like, don't put your head on me.

No, no, no. Just be like a little closer.

Okay. But like turn your head towards me a little bit. No, no, no.

No, no, like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But up a little bit.

Just like, yeah.

But like, kind of more... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, what's up guys?

I'm here with Arabella Rose.

Hello. Where we are filming Hookup Therapy right now.

Yeah. It's a little spicy podcast.

But just to make this video, if you guys have any questions, insights, you want

us to discuss.

We'll discuss it. We'll discuss it on the podcast. And we might answer a

couple things on the TikTok app. Yeah.

And then you watch this TikTok eight times. And then you hate your voice.

Yeah.

Do you guys know who Aubrey Plaza is?

You do?

Yeah, who is that?

I have a little bit of like an Aubrey Plaza humor.

I hope.

It's a little interesting.

The worst is when people don't get your humor.

It's kind of awkward.

There's nothing else I can do from there.

This is roadie podcast content.

Nick's super impressed.

This is the real shit people want to see, Nick. This is fucking... This is...

This is... Oh, it's in my lap. This is authenticity.

This is what you don't get from Bang Bros. Raw and real.

You don't get the real shit.

I wish there was like a camera to show, you know.

Oh, yeah.

We need a Nick reaction cam. Like it's a fucking little square in the corner of a

fucking.

So what do you like to watch on TikTok?

I know we have big strong guys.

You guys must be getting soft because I had to scroll through like 15 videos to

find a hate comment so I could do a car tour because all of my cars are here

right now. So either I'm loved, which is unlikely, or people are just soft now.

They don't want to fucking eat.

So I watch a lot of those guys' videos.

Ecom side hustle.

He has all these super cars and he just makes like 10 videos a day.

responding to hate comments from people and being like, sounds like you want a

car tour.

And I'm like, is that super fast?

This is my Aston Martin DBS Superleggera.

The McLaren Latana Purple just got back. Got new reels on it. He just talks about

being rich. He's so smart for that.

And then he's like 6'3". There we go. Makes $600K a month.

He's like, look, I'm a Chad. You're a fucking loser.

Go fuck yourself.

Like, you know, it's good.

And it's just a lot of car content.

And then I do like a lot of videos where it's, like, people screaming about the

real estate market. I enjoy that.

But mostly, honestly, mostly car stuff. And then there'll be, like, some weird

schizo people just doing, like, autistic shit. Okay.

That's part of it. That's fine.

What does your feed look like? A lot of makeup videos?

You're a girl.

Isn't it like just Jeffree Star putting makeup on himself or something?

That's my own therapy.

It's just fucking Jeffree Star.

No.

I don't know if I even, I don't know where I put that thing, but no, it's a

majority. Actually, it's a lot like of astrology stuff. Like I'm actually, I'm

going, I was telling Nick, I'm going to New Mexico coming Thursday to go camp

out in the middle of the woods and watch the eclipse.

Yeah, it's going to be at the peak there.

What kind of eclipse is it?

I think it's like the solar eclipse. I have no fucking clue after that.

I've been more focusing on this weekend, so I could update you about it.

Google it. All right, let's put it on Facebook because that's our job here.

Unfortunately.

Because of capitalism, we have to have sex for money.

This is going to be one of the most unhinged of the therapies probably.

I feel so lucky to have a job.

I think it's good. See, what I like doing, I like taking my pants off and

leaving my shirt on.

You know?

I feel like that's a cool thing.

And I don't think enough people appreciate the... Because I feel like

it's like something like I might, in a blackout, wander into a 7-Eleven like

this one day.

Just a t-shirt, my cock out.

You know.

It won't be any different. Everyone's like, oh, I know that guy.

I've seen him somewhere.

Be like, I always think he'll work. What are you doing?

What are your, like, favorite comments?

Or do you have, like, favorite comments?

Such a random question.

Like, do you like, is it the questions?

Like, or what questions do you like to answer, I guess?

Like on TikTok?

Yeah. I'm not very specific.

I mean, you know.

I mean, like, anything that kind of just piques my interest.

And then also, like, that makes me think, oh, like, people are going to

want to be interested in this.

Yeah.

I think it's super cool. Like, what I want to get into is, like, if I can

build my TikTok up. Not if. When I build my TikTok up.

Um, I think it'd be super cool. Like the more I'm in the industry and the more I

learn, um, people are just so uneducated.

Um, I think it'd be cool to have a platform where I can answer questions

and things like that. So I think that's cool that you do that.

Yeah, it's cool. I'll probably delete that soon.

I made them, I decided a few, like a few days ago, like, cause I just been back

and forth thinking about it. Cause it was like for a long time now it's like.

You know, I'll only answer a question if it's like I feel like oh this is gonna

get a bunch of views Yeah, this is gonna make because it's like once you get

something where it's like Like you don't need you Yeah, no, and that's a big part

of it is like I don't think it does anything Yeah, I don't think it's like

yeah, I just don't think it does. I think you know a little bit, but it's

like But but like once you know, I started getting videos with hundreds of

thousands of views millions of views It's like it's very hard to not to just

make

TikTok's worth, like, oh, this gets 2,000 views, whatever.

Yeah.

But then it's, like, there's, like, pressure of, like, oh, God. And then,

like, I'll make a video, and then two hours later, I'm, like, oh, it's only 5

,000 views. It's not going to get more views. And I delete it, and then it's,

like,

a few days ago, I decided, like, I'm going to, I want to just delete this

stupid account now.

But before I delete it, let me just try.

posting kind of like how it used to be for a while when I started where I

wouldn't think about that shit and I would just post whatever I'd answer any

kind of question and not worry about so I'm giving myself a couple weeks to do

that and then just see how it goes before I delete it right now it's

looking like it's getting deleted but I kind of feel a little bit about I got

some stuff with views like I've lost a thousand followers since I started doing

this

Really? Yeah.

On TikTok.

Oh, well.

Which is not, like, a lot, but it's, like, funny to me. I see, like, the

numbers, like, it'll be, like, 358.9, then 0.8, then 0.7.

Because it's, like, I guess more of my followers are saying, like, oh, I'm

still following this guy.

I don't know. I try not to look at that. Obviously, my

shit's so much lower, but I can't look at the numbers.

I'll get in my head about that. But, see, I've kind of, like, I just kind of

felt like I haven't, like, viewed it yet. You know, I feel like I've kind of

thought about it for a while because it's, like, in the hopes of, like, oh,

this could, like, this might be useful one day to have, like, a big TikTok

account. Yeah.

You never know.

And, like, what that, how that's going to be useful is yet to be determined

and probably.

Probably will remain a mystery forever because it's not possible for it to.

But I think I might. I don't know. I'm going to leave it around now.

Yeah.

In this episode of Hooker Therapy, I'm going to get a blowjob and talk about

TikTok.

Astrology. TikTok. Oh, I have an idea.

Analytic.

Do you know your birth time at all?

I think it was like 2 in the morning.

Is that bad?

I think it'd be interesting to do a little birth chart reading on Mr. Alex

Adams here.

See, when you talk about tarot card shit, I don't want to do that.

Because I feel like I'm going to get the Black Tower or something.

I want to get the card where it's like, oh, you have tumors riddled throughout

your entire body.

It's all to incorporate themselves.

I'll be like, it might be okay, but it probably means you have brain tumors.

I don't like that.

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day about, he was like,

He's like, it's just like, you know, like regular kind of dude. And he's just

like, I want to get into crystals.

I'm getting into crystals.

And I saw him like a week later. And he's like, I bought some crystals. He's

like, what the fuck are you going to do with the crystals? Yeah, he's like, I

want to try it out, man. I'm like, are you a 23-year-old white girl, dude?

And then he was just like, I want to do a tarot card reading.

And I was like, I would never do that.

He's like, you'd be cool.

And I was like, I don't. And he's like, I want to go see a psychic.

And I was like, bro, I would never see a psychic.

a psychic's not going to do anything like, like a psychic's not going to do

anything for me. They're either just going to like, it's going to be fake and

they're going to be like, you're doing great.

Don't worry about anything. It's great. It's good.

Or if they were real, then it's like, there's a chance that like, so that's

going to happen. That's going to fucking, you know, you like to not know.

Yeah.

I just feel it's a safe spot to be in.

A lot smarter that way. Mm-hmm.

This would be great if I just, like, come right now. And I'm like, see you

later. See you guys.

Next episode.

Cut the cameras.

Deadass.

What do you think about penises?

I love penises. I love when... I love penises.

I like strong ones.

Like a nice, strong... I don't really care about the length. I just like a

strong penis that represents a personality a little bit.

You know.

What's the... What's the most interesting penis?

To be honest, my body count is not very high.

It's like seven.

Really? So, I don't know. I've seen some interesting ones on OnlyFans for sure.

You've got to pump those numbers up. Yeah. Those are rookie numbers. Rookie

numbers, for real.

But you've had guys send you some interesting pieces on OnlyFans?

Mm-hmm.

I've had some interesting pieces.

Oh, my gosh. I can imagine.

Have you been with a big honker? A really big, giant, humongous... Not

really. No, I'm not going to give them that credit.

Yeah, no, not really. I remember one of the first girls, I don't know how to

talk about this, one of the first girls I ever hooked up with when I was like

19, she was like a little younger than me, and she said her ex-boyfriend had a

dick that was like this.

She said it was bigger than a foster's can.

That's insane.

And my mom was like, what?

And I don't think she was lying. I think she was telling the truth.

It didn't even bother me. I was just like, how is that real?

And she's like, I loved it.

I was like, I love you. You're cool.

She was super hot.

She taught me a bunch of stuff.

Wait, how old were you guys?

I was like 19.

She was slightly younger.

She taught you a lot.

That's awesome.

I met her at an AA meeting.

It's a great place, actually.

Yeah, she's really cool.

I had some interesting people there.

Have you done any, um... Have you kind of, like, you kind of got into the porn

stuff? I mean, like, was it mostly kind of, like, watching Stella and stuff?

Yeah, I actually got into her from her TikTok.

like a couple years ago and when I was in a relationship I was like so like

really I had on this mask for everybody um and the more I like watched her

and just her talking um I was like there's no way like I've never related

to someone as much um obviously there's a lot of differences between us but just

the way her mind works it makes so much sense the way she thinks to me so I'm

like If she can do it, I can do it, you know.

She's a genius at what she does, so.

She is.

She's a special lady.

We're getting there.

Shout out to Stella for, I had my first anal scene.

Yeah, we did your first anal scene yesterday at Stella's place.

Yeah, we had a chat with her.

At the first anal scene at the temple.

Stella was not there.

Having sex with women in Stella's place while she's out of town.

She said that was cool.

I ate all her... She had this old bag of pistachios. I ate all of them.

What's your favorite little snack?

I love little snacks.

Yeah?

I mean, I like gummy stuff.

Like, little, you know...

Any kind of gummy worms or gummy candies or stuff.

You know.

You have a sweet tooth?

Yeah, I'm a big fat pig person, really.

You know, like, I eat, you know, all kinds of stuff.

But see, like, my thing is, like, I don't, I just order food, like, once a

day. Because that's the way I, like, lost a bunch of weight.

So it's, like, I don't, I don't, um.

have any like snacks or anything in my house so i i film at other people's

houses yeah and then i eat all their snacks because i don't sometimes i

don't i try not to but i'm not i'm not ever around snacks there's a couple

times a week where i'm and i just have access to snacks i just sometimes i'm

weak

That's smart, actually. I like using a power drill outside right now.

It's a Sunday.

It's a Sunday.

It's like a Sunday at the beach.

Construction outside.

It's pretty cool.

See, a lot of people probably don't realize when you're filming, you know,

Jezzers. A lot of times, you're kind of doing it during the day, and in a lot of

places, there's a lot of ambient noises from people doing things that can

affect when you're filming stuff, like people cutting the grass, using the leaf

blowers to blow the grass around, doing construction.

They don't think about it when they're doing their job. Yeah, it's like

fucking... If people don't understand, it can be very tough.

Let's do some... Let's do some sex. More sex thought.

Oh, Jesus.

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

You want to film him?

Sure, I got it.

This is what

it's

all about.

I'm going to the drill.

So what are your thoughts about that?

It was much better than I expected, actually. Even though I was, it was a

little bit of a mess.

Well, it happened.

Yeah, it happens when things are going in and out of your foot, I guess.

I was just, because I was more like, that you could, you know, kind of get

into a moment that was more important than me.

Yeah.

But I think it was, I think it was super hot.

Okay.

What the fuck is he doing?

That's fine.

What was that?

There's a good amount of people that hit me up about after our first video we

made. Yeah. They're, like, bringing interval back.

I'd love to hear it.

Thanks for having me, though.

So have you ever done any, like, crazy group sex stuff? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Have you

ever figured something out? Never.

Nothing? I'm so excited to know.

I really, like I said, I got into this kind of from watching Stella.

Oh, yeah?

So, yeah.

Nothing really got me into that other than TikTok, so.

Yeah. Yeah.

See, that's why I'm trying to bear that out.

Get some, get some close-ups, Damien.

Just, just get, get all close-ups, get like just this, and then just the foot.

That's the video.

I'm going to check, I'm going to check, see if we got some interesting

questions.

God,

he's so handsome. That's my Elden Lord.

All right, so I got... That's right.

I got a question. I want to know the most underrated foreplay stuff people

don't do enough.

I would say...

Emotional stuff. Like, you have to connect with someone. You can't just...

I mean, you can if you're just wanting to fuck, but it's even better if you

can, like, connect emotionally a little bit.

It's always good.

I would say fingering is really good.

I like that.

Yeah, fingering's a lost art.

Yeah. I don't even know how to do it.

Most people have forgotten about the fingering. Yeah, people forget about

fingers.

So you're okay with saying where you're from?

Yeah, Iowa.

It's a humorous place to say I'm from, right? I think.

It's a pretty cool place, isn't it?

Oh, yeah. So much corn.

Corn. So are you thinking about eventually trying to move down here?

I would love to.

I also just really, like, at the end of all of this, I just picture myself in

the mountains, like, away from everybody.

Yeah. So I don't know if, like, I want to do that and then just have little

trips here. But one of the two.

Do you think you'll live in Florida?

Oh, yeah, I'll die down here for sure.

100%. I mean, I don't know. Like, I like it down here a lot.

I mean, it makes, you know, with doing this job.

It makes it a lot easier because there's a lot of girls all the time.

But then sometimes I feel like I'm starting to get tired of it a little

bit. Yeah.

But then I don't know.

Could you see yourself ever, like, I don't know.

When do you want to, like, stop doing this?

Oh, I'll stroke out doing this probably.

I don't know.

I could see doing this for another 10, 20 years. I could also see only doing it

for another 5 or 10 years.

I'm just, like, kind of not sure.

Not sure yet. I just, like, I do, like, eventually want to have, like, have kids

and stuff.

But, so, part of me's like, well, fuck it. If they'll keep doing this, fuck it.

Yeah. But, then all of a sudden, I'm like, but then part of me's kind of

like, okay, like, once I start having kids, maybe, maybe I, like, live up in

the northeast or something again.

Iowa.

No, yeah, I moved to Iowa.

I want to move to Alaska and buy, like, a fishing boat, like a crab fishing

boat. Yeah. And raise my kids on that crab fishing boat.

And, like, a couple of them die and fall off the boat. Oh, my God.

And we all just drink hard liquor every day.

Even the kids.

Yeah.

if we can get another good question from the fans here.

Somebody asked if I hooked up with Stella.

off camera of course duh I mean a lot of times anytime like I

don't know it's like it just depends on the girl and the situation but it's like

it makes the work better I'm sure yeah but in truth like if you know anybody

like was so like we we'd already been kind of talking more so we just like

fucked immediately before I even filmed anything the first time we hung out and

I like came inside of her in like three or four minutes or something.

I was trying to, you know, lock that down, you know? Yeah.

She was like, oh, I got an idea.

I was like, maybe it doesn't work, you know?

Maybe it's not working.

But hopefully you'll get to collab with Stella.

Yeah. This is pretty soon, hopefully.

I think she'll be, like, working with you.

Yeah. I think we'd get along.

Yeah. Oh, fuck that.

That was a super great medical therapy, I think.

I think we all learned a lot about a lot of things.

Air signs, water signs, sex, all of that.

Alright, thank you guys.

Thanks for watching.

See you in the next one.

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