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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:05,880 Richard, I'm tired of picking up your dirty socks 2 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,341 and underwear after you. 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,384 What do you think I married you for? 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:12,638 To follow you around the house, picking up after you? 5 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,805 Now, I don't want you leaving any piece of food 6 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,141 all over the place like you usually do. 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,228 Sometimes I think you do it out of spite. 8 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,356 It's a very easy thing to scrape off all that food. 9 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,485 And you know how it annoys me to find old crud on the plate? 10 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:32,199 Why you can't do a simple thing like that is beyond me. 11 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:36,286 You did finish high school. You're not stupid. 12 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,288 And maybe you're lying to me about that too. 13 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:42,041 I don't see why you can't do anything properly. 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,544 What are you doing now? 15 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,212 Richard? 16 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,380 Richard? 17 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:09,111 ♪ You had all the time you wanted, yeah ♪ 18 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:16,368 ♪ You had all the time you needed, yeah ♪ 19 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:23,709 ♪ You had all the time to make up your mind ♪ 20 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:31,049 ♪ Don't push it, baby, play it on the line ♪ 21 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,470 ♪ Is it on, is it off ♪ 22 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,808 ♪ Have I won, have I lost ♪ 23 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,437 ♪ Should I stay, should I go ♪ 24 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:47,024 ♪ I can't wait, I got to know ♪ 25 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:53,196 ♪ And if you needed time to decide, girl ♪ 26 00:01:54,906 --> 00:02:00,662 ♪ Well, what are you trying to hide, girl ♪ 27 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,792 ♪ If you're making time ♪ 28 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,504 ♪ To find another man ♪ 29 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:14,885 ♪ Tell me, baby, I try to understand ♪ 30 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:20,640 ♪ Is it on, is it off ♪ 31 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,101 ♪ Have I won, have I lost ♪ 32 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:27,480 ♪ Should I stay, should I go ♪ 33 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:31,025 ♪ I can't wait, I got to know ♪ 34 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:34,945 ♪ Well, how don't you think ♪ 35 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:38,617 ♪ I've been more than a friend to you ♪ 36 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:42,079 ♪ No, I said, baby, ♪ 37 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:46,541 ♪ Still I know what you're trying to do ♪ 38 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,626 ♪ It's just me and you, baby ♪ 39 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,347 - Go slow, Davis, you better not get stopped for speeding 40 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,141 with a dead body in the back. 41 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,375 Hey, we need a lift. 42 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,461 - You know you get killed standing in the road like that? 43 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,714 - No, you wouldn't kill us, would you? Come on. 44 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,882 It's only for about two miles. 45 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,802 - Okay, okay, get in. 46 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,107 You can't do that here. 47 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,861 - Listen. - You'll love it. 48 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,453 And besides, I haven't had lunch yet. 49 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,081 - Guess what, Jackie? He's our boy. 50 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,627 - What do you mean? 51 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,255 - He's coming home with us. 52 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,258 Yes, to meet little baby. 53 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,723 They brought me to a house 54 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,102 on an island off Cape Ann. 55 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:01,606 That turned out to be more like the crazy house. 56 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,632 How's my pretty little baby? 57 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,104 I'd seen some nuts before, 58 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,566 but these two must have escaped from a fruitcake. 59 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,144 - You're wanted by the two that 60 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,937 brought you here, Mr. Davis. 61 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,682 Mr. Davis, you're wanted upstairs. 62 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,569 What a buncha nuts. 63 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,204 I'll fix his smart ass. 64 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,641 She was doing things to herself 65 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,936 that babies aren't supposed to do. 66 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,105 And I thought to myself 67 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,317 that I had something she could enjoy 68 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,445 much more than that skinny candle. 69 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,556 - Baby, it's time for your milk. 70 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,130 Baby is very sweet, Mr. Davis, isn't she? 71 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,008 We love her very much, 72 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,636 but we have to keep an eye on her at all times. 73 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,723 - Yeah, she has interesting toys. 74 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,771 - Here's your tea. 75 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,443 It's hard to satisfy Baby, 76 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,572 but I take care of her, don't I, Baby? 77 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,158 Don't you need me today, Baby? 78 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,876 Whatever she put in that tea, 79 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,713 hit me like a concrete lullaby. 80 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,134 - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 81 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,136 You have me. 82 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,934 When I woke up, I saw them 83 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,978 standing over me like naked Amazons. 84 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,979 Their henchman Bruno 85 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,317 had made my head feel like a watermelon. 86 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,918 Why are you keeping me here? 87 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,214 - I'll tell you for what. 88 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,181 We've been raising this demented girl as a baby, 89 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,517 but it's not the same thing. 90 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,271 We want an infant to raise from birth 91 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,147 as our own. 92 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,691 We two alone 93 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,026 of all the girls in this house 94 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,612 are true lesbians. 95 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,947 We feel no passion, 96 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,826 unless it is in the moist cleft of another woman. 97 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,622 We revel in the hot caresses of female voluptuousness, 98 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,417 in the ecstasy of breasts squeezing upon breasts 99 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:01,338 and soft, delicate pube caressed by a pink tongue. 100 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,628 This is what we live for. 101 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,964 And the slightest touch of another female 102 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,967 sends us into eager delirium. 103 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,428 And just as we delight in each other, 104 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,389 so do we hate the filthy touch of men. 105 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,892 The very sight of their swollen penis is enough 106 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,435 to make us vomit. 107 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,729 Erect or limp, it is equally ugly, 108 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,690 useful only for digging into us 109 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,526 with no art and no feeling. 110 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,945 Whenever I am forced to take one into my mouth, 111 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,949 I have the insane desire to bite it off, 112 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,159 so that it can never again defile 113 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,036 the body of a delicate woman. 114 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:22,228 The intensity of a true lover's passion 115 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,647 can know no bounds. 116 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,235 But every lover becomes jaded. 117 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:34,450 I had discovered an ancient Hindu recipe 118 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:38,327 for a body ointment, which, when applied 119 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,998 to those areas of delightful friction, 120 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,585 the breasts, the stomach, and the thighs, 121 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:49,088 would produce, as it dried upon the skin, 122 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:52,675 an intensity of feeling that had to be experienced 123 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,178 to be believed. 124 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:58,098 Each nipple became as sensitive 125 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,060 and capable of endless thrills, 126 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:04,438 as the tender clitoris itself, 127 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,483 the stomach became as burning to the touch, 128 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,611 as the quest of Venus itself, 129 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:15,657 and the thighs that were to cradle the lover, 130 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,995 became as tender and susceptible to erotic delights 131 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,999 as the delicate pink lining of the chasm of love, 132 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,044 deep inside the body of the lover. 133 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,373 And I added to this, 134 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,918 a device fashioned by the Japanese, 135 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,920 a boomerang-shaped instrument of love 136 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:14,508 that penetrated deep within the bodies of both lovers 137 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,886 and which produced in the bodies of both, 138 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,179 when either moved, 139 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,225 delights more subtle and mutually gratifying 140 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,893 than the crude capabilities 141 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,980 of man's puny organ. 142 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,234 In the days of ancient Greece, 143 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,279 the Amazons would invite men to their islands, 144 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,282 copulate with them and send them away. 145 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,743 The babies that resulted would be divided. 146 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:46,080 The male babies were taken to the sea and drowned. 147 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,790 The girls were raised with love 148 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,877 to become new Amazon warriors. 149 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,671 We too, desire a daughter 150 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,300 and we have chosen you to provide her. 151 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:01,180 You will impregnate both myself and Maggie. 152 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:04,892 I have devised a method for artificial insemination. 153 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,061 All I need is your semen. 154 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,657 I see, my story has made you aroused. 155 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,952 Hand me a contraceptive, Maggie. 156 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,589 While I was waiting for my head 157 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,883 to resume its normal size, 158 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:24,012 they had decided to take my wife for a little trip. 159 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,002 Now that fat creep Davis 160 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,795 will have to keep in line, 161 00:29:57,254 --> 00:30:00,507 when he doesn't know what we did with his dear wife's body. 162 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,027 Are you sure no one will find her down there? 163 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,153 Listen, six years ago, 164 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,447 I pushed my husband into this ravine 165 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,033 and no one has found him yet. 166 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,328 I think it's about the time he had some company. 167 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:03,004 Look what I've got for you. 168 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,632 Who are you? 169 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,135 I'm Anna. 170 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,164 This was the biggest thing 171 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,999 I'd ever seen. 172 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,920 I had the insane feeling that I was going to be smothered 173 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,839 by all that flesh. 174 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:13,552 I couldn't figure out what she was doing in this house. 175 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,429 I found out later 176 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:20,808 that it provided her an endless supply 177 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,561 of what she had to have: 178 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,396 Sex. 179 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,885 I'd been told there was going to be 180 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,929 an evening's entertainment, 181 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,307 but I wasn't ready for this. 182 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,567 Time for little baby to eat. 183 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,353 - When I saw Belle begin to read a baby magazine, 184 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,689 I knew she was totally wigged out. 185 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:55,320 Bruno, looking like a pallbearer, had taken up a seat 186 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:57,947 and wasn't about to be moved by anything. 187 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,669 I couldn't see any way to escape. 188 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,837 So I figured the best thing to do 189 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:17,050 was to have another go at Boobarella. 190 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:21,197 - Please don't do that to her! Please don't do that to her. 191 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:11,724 - Not now, Belle. 192 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,281 Keep sucking. 193 00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:46,936 Wake up. Shh. 194 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,314 Listen, I like you and I don't want to see you hurt. 195 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:51,149 You've gotta get out of here before they get up 196 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,151 or they'll kill you. 197 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:55,612 - Kill me? 198 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,697 - Believe me. 199 00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,867 I got out of there fast and drove like crazy, 200 00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:03,328 but there seemed to be no way off the island. 201 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:06,373 I stopped at a house to get my bearings. 202 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,677 You've done a very stupid thing! 203 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:53,706 - You don't like that, do you? 204 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:57,586 But it's not as bad as the knife you buried in your wife. 205 00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:04,968 Take off his shoes, Maggie. 206 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:44,568 You shouldn't have run away. 207 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,696 Now we have to make sure you don't run away again. 208 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,745 You can't do this. 209 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:53,636 Come on, let's leave him for a while. 210 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:54,888 He's out cold. 211 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,521 Come on, you're coming in town with me. 212 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:04,856 When are we coming back? 213 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,067 We just have to pick up a few things. 214 00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:33,468 I've had enough of all you pigs. 215 00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:35,887 Now's my turn. 216 01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,521 Belle, come! 217 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:23,855 Oh, Anna. 218 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:27,108 I can't believe someone really cares. 219 01:06:27,567 --> 01:06:28,693 Hold me. 220 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:33,530 Come back with me and take care of Baby. 221 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,200 Baby needs us both. 222 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,453 Together we can be happy, 223 01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,581 happier than we ever were before. 224 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:52,926 Oh, Anna, I didn't think you were interested in me anymore. 225 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,316 Come, Anna. 226 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:53,403 Tomorrow is another day.16740

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