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Ready for the bake sale?

Just about. Just about. I need to go to the grocery this afternoon.

Okay. All right.

Well, basketball team seems to be doing pretty well, so, you know, boosters.

We're doing our part. Yeah, I made some cookies, so I'm ready. Okay, good. Good.

All right. Well, how's everything else going?

Great so far. I mean, nothing to complain about.

Doesn't matter if I'm not.

Everything good with your husband?

Yeah. Oh, that's so sweet. How about you?

Good.

Who's that?

It's just Levi.

Anyways, so, where was I?

Saturday. So, do you think we need to bring this stuff to the rummage sale,

too? Or do you think that we should pull that off until next week? Yeah, let's

wait. That'll be too much. Should we get the flyers out?

I'm going to turn this to fun.

It's driving me crazy.

We need something.

Everything's an emergency with Levi.

I'm telling you right now, everything is an emergency.

He's old enough to... He's fine. He should be fine.

Well, I think he's adorable.

Have you seen him?

No, I haven't seen him yet.

I had to keep you away from him when he was still in high school. Oh, my God!

Hold on. I've got to get this.

What?

with my friends. I can't.

Today, the coldest night of the year, you get your electricity turned off.

Well, you're going to have to take care of this yourself. You know what? Your

dad and I bill you out of too many things.

No.

I don't care. All right. No. Bye. No.

Don't call back.

Oh, goodness.

I'm serious.

He is driving me absolutely crazy. You're not going to even believe what he

did. Okay?

Okay. Coldest night of the year tonight, supposed to be.

Get his electricity turned off. He didn't pay his bill.

Oh, that's not good.

No. So, what does he want?

He wants to stay with me. He wants me to pay his electric bill, and then he wants

to stay over with me. Oh, my God!

I tell you, he could stay with me.

We'd say bye. Bye-bye.

You guys are not helping anything. No, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking...

I'm talking to Mrs. Michael.

No. You... Fine.

Fine. I will have your dad put the money in your account, and you can... Your

dad's out of town.

Yeah. You can... One bag, one night. You can stay over just the night, but you...

This is really an inconvenient time. I have everything in the guest room. I

have stuff all over the bed for the bake sale and for the rummage sale.

Okay, fine. You can sleep on the couch, but I want you gone by morning.

Gone. All right.

Yeah.

No, I'm not making dinner. Okay, bye.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I have a bed.

Oh, no.

I bet you have a bed.

She's horrible.

No, she is. She's bad.

What T.C.? You should have seen when he was captain of the basketball team last

year. She was all over him.

No, that's why she joined the team. She doesn't even have a kid old enough to be

on the basketball team. That's why she's part of the Booster Club.

Oh, no.

No.

Come on, no.

No. All right, well, I've got to get going. I've got stuff to do.

freezing outside.

Thank you for the coffee. You're welcome. I know,

I keep it like an oven in here and your nipples are still... Holy cow.

Okay, so did you get your stuff done for book club?

No.

Fake sale.

I'm excited. I'll be there for book club. I'll bet you will. I'll take

these. Bye.

Bye.

Tuesday, right? Tuesday.

I swear, that boy.

Okay.

So I need to out myself.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Look back there. Do you see any spot for you to sleep? There's no way. But that's

a guest room. No, not tonight. You're going to sleep here. Come on.

I've got a blanket for you. You're putting me on the couch?

You can use these pillows.

No, I'll move everything off. Levi, here. But this is where you put Dad when

he's, like, in the shitter. You don't... Okay, right now you're in the shitter.

No. So, you know, next time pay your bills.

Next time, pay your bills.

Be responsible.

Here's a blanket.

I need you to be gone by 7 in the morning. Can I get a real sheet?

No, you can't.

You need a blanket.

You know what? I waited up for you as it was. I really, I need to get to sleep.

Okay. There you go.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Wow,

this

is fucking retarded.

Come.

What are you doing in here? What are you doing? No, don't make me... What are you

doing in here?

You're supposed to be outside. I know, I know, but look, the couch is so

uncomfortable. Please, it's so... You have such a nice big bed. Just let me

stay with you, please. You can't sleep in here.

Come on, it's... Okay, all right.

Just stay over there.

I've got to get some sleep tonight. Okay, okay. It's a really busy day.

Stay on your own side.

Leave me alone, okay?

Okay.

Your feet are like ice. What are you doing?

What are you doing, Levi?

Blinky, you gave me out there with some small.

I'm just trying to warm up.

You're so warm. I'm never going to get any sleep. I know I'm warm. I know.

Okay, just shh.

Oh my God.

Do you have an erection?

Levi, what are you doing? What?

What is going on?

You can't do this. Why?

Your father.

He's not home. He's not home.

Thank you.

Thank you, God.

Bye. Bye.

What do we do?

We can't ever tell anybody about this.

Okay, okay, okay.

But around today, it's not going to be.

Hey, good morning.

Hi. Hey, you got, uh, can I get some vitamins?

Oh, shit.

We're out of your vitamins.

Uh... Why don't you take one of your dad's?

You think that'll be okay?

I don't know what else you're gonna do. You gonna take one of mine and grow a

pit?

So, um, when are you moving out of the house?

I'm not ready to move out.

Yeah, I'm ready for you to move out. I married your dad. I didn't marry, you

know, a family.

You're kind of screwing things up for me. Well, when I get back in college,

well, it'll work out.

I mean, Dad doesn't seem to mind me here.

Seriously, back in college? You really think you're going to get back into

college?

You're kind of a load.

Why do you always say that? You're not very nice.

Well, you know what? I have big dreams. Big dreams. I should be in St.

Bart or St.

Kitt and not driving you to fucking St.

John's, you know, for your Thursday meetings.

I'm just reading about all the places that we don't get to go this year

because you live with us.

I've got a problem.

I really don't want to hear your problem.

I've got a problem. I'm hard down here.

And it won't go away.

Yeah, that'll happen.

What do you mean that'll happen? Well, remember how I gave you those vitamins?

Your dad's vitamins?

Yeah. I'm going to give you your dad's medication.

Erectile medication.

Do you know what that means?

What? That means that you are going to have a boner for about four hours, and

your dad's going to kick your ass and kick you out of the house. Why would you

do that?

Because I'm a bitch.

Well, what am I going to do with this? You've got to help.

Well. I guess you're going to have to take care of that the way your dad takes

care of it.

How's that?

Get behind me.

Get your pants off.

Come on.

Get up here.

I got things to do.

You want me to fight you? Yep.

Slide it in.

Be quick about it, okay?

you grunting back there? Feels good.

Just fuck me.

Jesus Christ, you're going to have to fuck me harder than that.

You're never going to get rid of it.

You're really doing that in that place.

Why don't you lay down on the bed?

Lay down.

Going away?

No, it's still really hard.

I'm just feeling funny.

Funny? Funny how?

Funny good?

You know.

Funny like how my life turned out?

Get back to my magazine. I'm going to finish you off.

No,

you can't.

You get to just lie there.

Go this way.

We'll get something out of it.

You're not worthless.

Are you ready to come?

It's starting to feel really strange right now.

You gotta give me another minute here.

Okay, just go ahead and fuck me. Come on. I don't have all day. Seriously, I

have stuff to do.

Get rid of that.

And if you dare fucking come inside me and get me pregnant, I'll kick your ass.

I don't want your bastard kid.

Then your dad would really get pissed.

I'll be stuck in this forever.

Thank you.

Still not going away, though.

Yeah. Good luck with that. It's not going to go away for about four hours.

Your dad's still going to kick your ass.

And now you fucked me, so he's really going to kick your ass.

You're so mean.

I know.

Life sucks.