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Ready for the bake sale?
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Just about. Just about. I need to go to
the grocery this afternoon.
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Okay. All right.
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Well, basketball team seems to be doing
pretty well, so, you know, boosters.
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We're doing our part. Yeah, I made some
cookies, so I'm ready. Okay, good. Good.
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All right. Well, how's everything else
going?
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Great so far. I mean, nothing to
complain about.
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Doesn't matter if I'm not.
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Everything good with your husband?
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Yeah. Oh, that's so sweet. How about
you?
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Good.
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Who's that?
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It's just Levi.
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Anyways, so, where was I?
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Saturday. So, do you think we need to
bring this stuff to the rummage sale,
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too? Or do you think that we should pull
that off until next week? Yeah, let's
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wait. That'll be too much. Should we get
the flyers out?
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I'm going to turn this to fun.
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It's driving me crazy.
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We need something.
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Everything's an emergency with Levi.
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I'm telling you right now, everything is
an emergency.
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He's old enough to... He's fine. He
should be fine.
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Well, I think he's adorable.
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Have you seen him?
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No, I haven't seen him yet.
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I had to keep you away from him when he
was still in high school. Oh, my God!
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Hold on. I've got to get this.
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What?
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with my friends. I can't.
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Today, the coldest night of the year,
you get your electricity turned off.
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Well, you're going to have to take care
of this yourself. You know what? Your
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dad and I bill you out of too many
things.
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No.
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I don't care. All right. No. Bye. No.
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Don't call back.
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Oh, goodness.
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I'm serious.
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He is driving me absolutely crazy.
You're not going to even believe what he
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did. Okay?
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Okay. Coldest night of the year tonight,
supposed to be.
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Get his electricity turned off. He
didn't pay his bill.
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Oh, that's not good.
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No. So, what does he want?
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He wants to stay with me. He wants me to
pay his electric bill, and then he wants
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to stay over with me. Oh, my God!
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I tell you, he could stay with me.
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We'd say bye. Bye-bye.
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You guys are not helping anything. No,
I'm not talking to you. I'm talking...
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I'm talking to Mrs. Michael.
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No. You... Fine.
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Fine. I will have your dad put the money
in your account, and you can... Your
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dad's out of town.
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Yeah. You can... One bag, one night. You
can stay over just the night, but you...
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This is really an inconvenient time. I
have everything in the guest room. I
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have stuff all over the bed for the bake
sale and for the rummage sale.
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Okay, fine. You can sleep on the couch,
but I want you gone by morning.
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Gone. All right.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm not making dinner. Okay, bye.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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I have a bed.
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Oh, no.
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I bet you have a bed.
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She's horrible.
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No, she is. She's bad.
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What T.C.? You should have seen when he
was captain of the basketball team last
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year. She was all over him.
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No, that's why she joined the team. She
doesn't even have a kid old enough to be
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on the basketball team. That's why she's
part of the Booster Club.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Come on, no.
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No. All right, well, I've got to get
going. I've got stuff to do.
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freezing outside.
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Thank you for the coffee. You're
welcome. I know,
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I keep it like an oven in here and your
nipples are still... Holy cow.
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Okay, so did you get your stuff done for
book club?
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No.
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Fake sale.
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I'm excited. I'll be there for book
club. I'll bet you will. I'll take
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these. Bye.
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Bye.
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Tuesday, right? Tuesday.
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I swear, that boy.
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Okay.
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So I need to out myself.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Look back there. Do you see any spot for
you to sleep? There's no way. But that's
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a guest room. No, not tonight. You're
going to sleep here. Come on.
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I've got a blanket for you. You're
putting me on the couch?
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You can use these pillows.
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No, I'll move everything off. Levi,
here. But this is where you put Dad when
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he's, like, in the shitter. You don't...
Okay, right now you're in the shitter.
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No. So, you know, next time pay your
bills.
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Next time, pay your bills.
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Be responsible.
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Here's a blanket.
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I need you to be gone by 7 in the
morning. Can I get a real sheet?
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No, you can't.
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You need a blanket.
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You know what? I waited up for you as it
was. I really, I need to get to sleep.
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Okay. There you go.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Wow,
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this
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is fucking retarded.
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Come.
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What are you doing in here? What are you
doing? No, don't make me... What are you
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doing in here?
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You're supposed to be outside. I know, I
know, but look, the couch is so
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uncomfortable. Please, it's so... You
have such a nice big bed. Just let me
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stay with you, please. You can't sleep
in here.
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Come on, it's... Okay, all right.
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Just stay over there.
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I've got to get some sleep tonight.
Okay, okay. It's a really busy day.
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Stay on your own side.
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Leave me alone, okay?
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Okay.
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Your feet are like ice. What are you
doing?
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What are you doing, Levi?
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Blinky, you gave me out there with some
small.
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I'm just trying to warm up.
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You're so warm. I'm never going to get
any sleep. I know I'm warm. I know.
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Okay, just shh.
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Oh my God.
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Do you have an erection?
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Levi, what are you doing? What?
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What is going on?
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You can't do this. Why?
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Your father.
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He's not home. He's not home.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, God.
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Bye. Bye.
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What do we do?
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We can't ever tell anybody about this.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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But around today, it's not going to be.
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Hey, good morning.
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Hi. Hey, you got, uh, can I get some
vitamins?
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Oh, shit.
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We're out of your vitamins.
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Uh... Why don't you take one of your
dad's?
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You think that'll be okay?
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I don't know what else you're gonna do.
You gonna take one of mine and grow a
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pit?
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So, um, when are you moving out of the
house?
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I'm not ready to move out.
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Yeah, I'm ready for you to move out. I
married your dad. I didn't marry, you
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know, a family.
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You're kind of screwing things up for
me. Well, when I get back in college,
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well, it'll work out.
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I mean, Dad doesn't seem to mind me
here.
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Seriously, back in college? You really
think you're going to get back into
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college?
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You're kind of a load.
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Why do you always say that? You're not
very nice.
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Well, you know what? I have big dreams.
Big dreams. I should be in St.
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Bart or St.
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Kitt and not driving you to fucking St.
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John's, you know, for your Thursday
meetings.
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I'm just reading about all the places
that we don't get to go this year
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because you live with us.
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I've got a problem.
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I really don't want to hear your
problem.
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I've got a problem. I'm hard down here.
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And it won't go away.
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Yeah, that'll happen.
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What do you mean that'll happen? Well,
remember how I gave you those vitamins?
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Your dad's vitamins?
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Yeah. I'm going to give you your dad's
medication.
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Erectile medication.
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Do you know what that means?
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What? That means that you are going to
have a boner for about four hours, and
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your dad's going to kick your ass and
kick you out of the house. Why would you
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do that?
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Because I'm a bitch.
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Well, what am I going to do with this?
You've got to help.
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Well. I guess you're going to have to
take care of that the way your dad takes
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care of it.
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How's that?
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Get behind me.
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Get your pants off.
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Come on.
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Get up here.
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I got things to do.
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You want me to fight you? Yep.
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Slide it in.
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Be quick about it, okay?
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you grunting back there? Feels good.
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Just fuck me.
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Jesus Christ, you're going to have to
fuck me harder than that.
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You're never going to get rid of it.
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You're really doing that in that place.
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Why don't you lay down on the bed?
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Lay down.
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Going away?
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No, it's still really hard.
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I'm just feeling funny.
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Funny? Funny how?
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Funny good?
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You know.
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Funny like how my life turned out?
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Get back to my magazine. I'm going to
finish you off.
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No,
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you can't.
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You get to just lie there.
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Go this way.
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We'll get something out of it.
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You're not worthless.
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Are you ready to come?
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It's starting to feel really strange
right now.
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You gotta give me another minute here.
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Okay, just go ahead and fuck me. Come
on. I don't have all day. Seriously, I
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have stuff to do.
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Get rid of that.
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And if you dare fucking come inside me
and get me pregnant, I'll kick your ass.
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I don't want your bastard kid.
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Then your dad would really get pissed.
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I'll be stuck in this forever.
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Thank you.
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Still not going away, though.
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Yeah. Good luck with that. It's not
going to go away for about four hours.
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Your dad's still going to kick your ass.
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And now you fucked me, so he's really
going to kick your ass.
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You're so mean.
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I know.
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Life sucks.
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