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Look at who we got here.

Mrs.

Crystal Clark. Well, miss.

Walk of shame.

Spent the night in jail.

Got her plastic bag.

Looking a little disheveled.

Instantly putting on the choker, though.

Slowing down her choker game.

There she is.

Hey, Daniel.

Thank you so much for picking me up.

No problem.

No problem at all.

Crazy how you got arrested last night. What happened?

What are you doing?

I was driving and smoking weed.

Something caught me.

And it hit me with...

$500 fine, and they have to do, like, over 180 hours of

community service and parole.

It's basically treated like a DUI.

You get a $500 fine?

Yeah. On top of all that? Yeah.

Well, bail was $500 also.

Are you serious? In addition to your fine, yeah.

I'm so sorry. Thank you so much for covering that. I promise I'll pay you

back. You didn't tell Ashley, did you?

No, I didn't tell Ashley. Are you kidding me? She would have a freaking

fit, and then she would notify your mom and dad. Yeah, they can't. They would

fucking kill me.

Shit, I mean, you're almost grown, maybe physically, but maybe in your brain

you're doing... It was literally just a lot. I was having a stressful day. I

just started that new job at the restaurant, and it was really stressful.

Yeah, it was stressful because you can't hold a job.

And if you would just...

The whole, you know, I don't know what to tell you. I don't want to lecture

you, but really, smoking and getting caught, like, how obvious is that?

I don't know. I mean, it was, they legalized it in the state, so I assumed

it was okay.

I mean, but the disclaimer and all that stuff is that you're supposed to do it

in the comfort of your own home, not on the way home, Crystal.

No. Damn, dude. Look, I'm sorry. So what are you supposed to tell your sister?

What if it comes up? I had to take money, like I said, 500 bucks out of my

own.

personal side stash, because, you know, I've got to keep a little bit of

something for myself.

If I would have taken it from the family checkbook, she would have known

instantly. You know, she does the books.

I know, I know. I don't... She can't find out about this.

What do you think I'm going to tell her? I mean, I don't want to tell her. If I

have to tell her, I will. I'm not going to cover your ass fully, but right now,

you're good. What do you want to do? Are we going home?

Yeah, let's just go home. Are you coming back to our place?

Yeah, I'm so beat. Like, I just don't feel like...

I also lost my license, so I can't drive.

Well, yeah.

Did they give it back to you with, like, a hole punch, or did they take it?

No, no. It's got a hole punch, so I can't even.

Okay. It's in the system that it's DUI. I can't drive.

That's the other thing. I just have to take traffic school, which fucking

sucks. Okay, so traffic school. How many hours did you say? Like, 160-some-odd

hours? 180 hours.

Okay.

Well, listen, what is horrible? You couldn't have come out at a worse time.

I don't know if that's your problem or not, but you should really think about

the drugs.

I know, I know, I know. You should kind of know better at least to do that.

Trust me, I know, I know, I know.

Well, what did they give you? Is it a misdemeanor or a felony?

Is this your first time that you're letting us know about?

Yeah, this is the first time I've been arrested for marijuana, but...

I've been arrested before.

That's why Ashley can't find out.

She'd kill me. She had to pick me up last time.

And last time was an even dumber thing. So I just... Thank you. Thank you. I

promise I'll pay you back.

I promise. Well, yeah, definitely you will. But I mean, like... Do you think

you're going to be able to hold down this job for a little bit longer? I'm

going to have to think about a way to get it back because that actual 500

bucks was for the kids' surprise birthday party. You know, we were going

to take them to...

That pizza place with the rat, you know what I mean, that all the kids are

raving about.

I know. I promise I will get you paid back.

How come you couldn't go to pizza? Because fucking your aunt, your mom's

sister, got a $500 loan because she went to jail.

I hope you feel guilty.

Thank you. There's going to be no shortages of guilt trips coming from

you, by the way, from here until your court date. When is your court date, by

the way? Did they give you one? My first court date is in two weeks.

Okay, that's pretty quick.

Yeah.

Are you going to handle it on your own? Are you going to get a, what is that

thing called, like a lawyer that they provide for you? Is that even a thing

for this? Yeah, they still do that.

I'm sorry. It was stupid, and I feel stupid.

But I'll pay you back. I'm already, my first paycheck, I should get my first

paycheck next week.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. I can't believe it. You've just been there for a little bit, and have

you had a waiting job before? I feel like this is your first real customer

service. Yeah, it's my first job, waiting tables.

What was the last job and the job before that that you did the last two weeks?

Well, I was trying to sell the timeshares before that, not the casinos.

And you weren't able to do that very well?

No. You didn't last long. What happened with that? I never even got the story.

I quit. Okay.

Because it was just too much work.

Quite too much.

But it's the first DUI.

Okay.

It's a misdemeanor, though, because it is, you know, it's just, but I'm really,

really sorry about the $500.

I will pay you back. I promise.

Okay. Yeah, because it's just a weird time for us. Your sister hasn't been

selling a lot of houses recently.

I don't know, I think for real estate people, it's more like backstabbing and

stealing a fee and all that stuff.

Yes, tell me about that.

My job is just to put down all of those fees, like all that extra cool fee and

fee. So when I have to put in a safety account, you know, kidship comes up,

it's kind of shitty.

I'm really... Tommy, it's not really inconsiderate, you know? I know. I'm so

sorry. Thank you so much for posting my bail. I really do appreciate it. And

again, I will pay you back before the kids... We broke up.

What?

I mean, you know that Daniel... Like, you know he... Like, you know that... He

was a fucking rich dude. That dude could have bailed you out of everything. That

guy. What happened to him? I know, but he... Like, Jordan was just an asshole.

Like, I just... It wasn't going to work out.

We made it.

Awesome. Thank you so much. I'm sorry. Is Ashley home?

No, she's not home yet. I don't think that she will be here shortly with the

kids. Okay.

You know, we should... Listen, before we go inside, I really want to have a sit

down with you about the money situation.

I know that you're good for it and you probably will pay me back.

But I feel like...

Then it'd be easier just to work it off in a different way. And if you're

willing to hear me out on this, maybe you wouldn't have to pay it all back,

okay? It'd be easier for you, right?

Sure, what do you mean?

Well... Do you want me to do, like, babysit?

Well, no. Do you want me to come up at the office?

No, no, not all that stuff. I mean, I've never been really good with the kids

anyway, because you're too nice.

That'd be the cool ant man.

I know, like when the carpets get ruined and all that stuff.

You have a reputation.

I'm just thinking, you know, maybe, you know, for... You can knock off, like, a

hundred bucks or something like that for maybe, you know, like a... Maybe adult

interaction. Like a... Like, you want me to, like, drive you to a strip club?

No, like, you can just... Maybe GD for you?

No, no, no, no. Like, maybe just, like, you can just give me, you know, a

handjob or something like that.

But you're my brother-in-law.

You're married to my sister.

Why would I?

I've been married to your sister a long time, and she's a wonderful wife and a

great woman. But I just feel like, you know, it's convenient. It's easy.

You know?

Isn't that cheating?

No, I don't consider that cheating. I think sex and intercourse is cheating.

A handjob's like, I don't know.

I don't know.

Is that what you think?

Hand jobs cheating? I just think it's a great way for, you know, take $100 off

and I could see, you know, in five hand jobs or whatever,

then you don't have to pay a dime of it.

Really? Yeah.

But, you know, let's start with the first one. We can do it right now just

to get the ball rolling.

I know.

I know we're in front of the house, but if we could just go right to the back

seat there with the tinted windows, then nobody would be able to see us.

And you'll take $100 off?

Yeah, I mean, you're my wife's sister.

And it's not cheating.

Well, no, I don't think you're cheating on anybody. You don't have a boyfriend.

No, you. You'd be cheating on Ashley.

Wouldn't you be telling her?

No.

Yeah, I wouldn't be telling her either. That's probably something we shouldn't

tell her.

Yeah, absolutely not. It'd be, you know.

Fine. But I'm not telling her that you, you know, you went to jail. No, yeah,

please, please.

That's kind of fair, right? Look. For the second time. Because you bailed me

out, picked me up, I, and you'll knock off money for it, I will do it.

But we can't tell anybody.

Ever.

Okay. Okay.

Deal. All right.

All right. Just want one ring name.

Right now.

Okay, let me pull down my pants.

Okay. All right, part one of five. Mm-hmm.

$100 off.

the $500 that I have to get you out of jail.

I know. Thank you.

Okay.

Yeah,

just, just a short time.

Are you sure, like, they're not going to, like, pull up?

Not from the front.

Okay. You just drive through the back and go right through the garage door and

all that stuff.

This is probably the easiest payback ever for you.

It's easy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're not uncomfortable, are you? I mean a bit. You're such a dick.

I know, but, like, you're my better mom.

I've known you for years, like a full decade.

Well, we won't talk about it.

Yeah, this is not being talked about outside of this car. Oh, no, no, no.

And you're, you know, you're an adult now, right?

Okay. I mean, I've given plenty of hand jobs.

Okay.

I mean, I told you I worked at the strip club for a little bit. Ashley just

nearly lost her mind when she found out.

Is there, have you seen any Kleenex over there or something like that? Because

I'm going to come real soon. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, there's some trash in there.

Kid trash?

Yeah. I mean, we won't, I don't know.

Just grab a tissue. Okay. Use your... Okay.

Yeah. I keep going just like that. Cover the tip real quick. Why are you jerking

it? Like that?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, thank you.

It'll make it nice.

Yeah, smart.

We're all just responsible. That's right.

Okay.

That's awesome.

Are you close? What do you think about my cock?

It's pretty big, right?

Sure.

Oh, you coming?

Oh, God, it's warm. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay, cool. Just give it like a little squeeze at the tip, you know, like so

that nothing.

Yeah, got it. Got it.

These are back seats, you know, they're for.

I know, I know.

It's fine, it's fine. Okay, okay. Yeah, cool.

Should we go in?

Not a word? No. I'm not saying anything about you going to jail. No, I'm

actually going to go straight to the shower. Okay.

She doesn't even know.

Okay. Do you want to go in first, like, together or separate? Because together

would be, like, weird. Like, it shouldn't be with you right now, right?

Yeah, yeah. You walk in one way, I'll walk in the other way.

Yeah, do you want this? Yeah, I'll put that in my back pocket.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

What up?

Not much.

So, I'm having a little bit of trouble getting an Uber.

It looks like the pickup, just there's no one nearby.

Do you think you can drive me to my parole meeting?

I have to go meet the officer today to get all my stuff for community service.

Sorry, I know, I know you're like chilling, but please, you're off work

today.

I'll give you another handjob, like, after.

Okay, well, gas is a lot of money, one.

So hand jobs should be done in a way that you won't actually raise the

bar with funds. Gas is probably, I don't know, a full tank.

80, it's across town.

And I'm not trying to be a dick, but it also happens to be, I don't know, 230,

right about the time that, you know, the two little people.

Get out of school so you're cutting my time.

Just drop me off. I'm going to end up having to stop. I can catch an Uber on

the way back.

So you just want me to drop you off? Yeah, just make me drop you off. I

promise. I promise. It'll be really quick. Because you know I can't, can't,

can't, can't wait for you. I know. No, I know that. The courthouse or wherever

you're going, you know, lines and you're meeting. Is it a meeting?

Yeah, I have to meet the prologue. Oh, yeah, I can't wait. No, it's totally

fine. You don't have to wait for me.

I will catch an Uber on the way back.

None are just picking up right now. All right. Well, how are we?

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We've got to go now, so I'm going to grab my purse.

Well, hold on.

I want my payment up front.

No, no, I've got to go.

All right, well, I think you know where this is going.

Yeah, I know. I'll give you a handsy when I get back.

Fine. Let me get my fanny pack, and we'll go. Okay. I'm going to go grab my

purse. I promise on the way back, I've got you. All right, hustle.

It's open.

It's open.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate it, Daniel.

Do you have the address I'm needing?

Yeah,

can you map it out for me?

Okay,

I know you're not ready.

Okay.

All right, well, let me take my fanny pack off.

I'm just thinking about you.

It's making my day harder. It's really annoying.

What? Can you just handle it right now for me? My dick is hard, and I can't

drive like this for 30 minutes like that.

I promise it'll be quick. I guarantee you.

I'll drive faster.

I'll knock $150 off.

Really? Is that better?

Listen, you're doing me a favor.

We're doing each other a favor. We're keeping everything on the DL. Yeah,

yeah, you're okay. Okay, fine, fine, fine. We just really got to go, so

you'll be quick. Okay, okay, okay. Let's just do it. Okay. All right, okay, fine.

Okay. Yeah, just jerk it off real quick like you did the other day.

So what do you think your guy's going to be talking to you about today?

I don't know.

It's really just a check-in and then making sure that I have everything set

up for community service.

Okay.

I never got slammed at the community service shit before, so.

Oh, that's brutal.

I'm having to actually, like, check in with the parole officer.

Is this going to go any faster? Yeah, rub my balls with your other hand. It's

going to, like, tag-team your hands in ways. Yep.

That's not good.

That's good. I'm shrugging my big cock.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's big, right?

Come on, you like it.

It's okay.

You like your sister's husband's cock a little bit?

No. No? I can't say I do. Okay.

But you're handling it.

What? You're handling it.

Yeah, but... Are you almost gonna come?

Nah. Oh, fuck. Then, then, just, we gotta go.

No, come on, listen.

Listen, if you put your mouth on it, I guarantee you I'll be done in a minute

and a half, 90 seconds. My mouth?

A little blowjob, maybe, you know?

Well, maybe, but come on. But that's cheating.

150 bucks isn't definitely not cheating.

Really? That's what you guys call cheating?

Like, vagina.

Is she not even anus? Because that's like, you're still a virgin if it's just

your butthole.

You know what, fine. So vagina's the only thing. If you knock off 150 in the

gas to getting to parole.

And the gas.

And the gas.

Fuck, that's a fucking extortion, but okay, fine.

Yeah? Fine. You'll do it?

Wait, will it go quick?

Yeah. Okay, fine.

The cleanup on this is going to be way easier. You just swallow it right down.

Right? You want me to swallow your gun?

Really? Okay, yeah, yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Damn your sister never sucks my dick like that. It's good.

Ashley's always been more conservative than me.

Remember that one time I caught you and your boyfriend?

Yeah.

That's fucking awesome.

Yeah, that's working. I'm about to cum in your mouth.

Mm-hmm.

Just go, go at it, go at it, go at it.

Oh my god.

Faster,

faster, faster.

Oh my fucking god.

Don't make a mess, don't make a mess.

All of it, all of it.

Ready to go? Ready to go?

Yeah, let's go. Okay, let's go. We're going to be so late. Okay, okay. No,

that was fast.

Hey,

Daniel.

What's going on, Crystal?

You ready to roll?

No, actually, I don't have to see my parole officer today. I get to just be

off today because I've checked in all week.

I haven't smoked weed all week, so I've passed my drug test, everything.

So they're just going to kind of let me check into my community service

tomorrow. And, yeah, that's it.

So it seems like it's fine.

Hallelujah. Yeah.

Put down the pipe.

Yeah, right, for real.

Well, awesome. So then did you get paid?

Oh, yeah, I got my paycheck.

Awesome. Did you have an opportunity to deposit it? Do you need me to run you to

the bank so you can?

Oh, yeah, I just did the little camera one, like the virtual deposit. So it's

all good. I've got my money.

Oh, awesome. Do you want to just wrap it all up?

Leave that last H-J to, you know, let's throw that out and just pay me the

money?

You know, I actually think I don't owe you any more money.

Let me just calculate that real quick.

Maybe...

about $150 and then there was those two other times that you didn't have gas

money. Yeah, you know, I think it's a wash.

What do you mean?

I think we're good. I don't owe you any more money. I don't owe you any more

hand jobs.

In fact, I don't even owe you any more blow jobs.

I don't owe you anything.

We actually made like a deal on the night or the day after you came out of

jail. Yeah, I know.

You called me that night. So what are you trying to do here?

Negotiate or?

Well, I actually have a confession.

What's the confession?

So, in the car, when you asked me if I thought I liked your dick, and I said

no, I was lying.

You have an okay dick.

And it's been a while since I've had sex, since me and Jordan broke up.

So I think I have a better idea.

I'm not going to pay you any more money. I'm not going to give you any more

handjobs. In fact, I think you at this point owe...

Me $100.

Really? Because you're going to fuck me.

First of all, there's a lot going on to what you just said. I don't cheat on my

wife. I don't cheat on your sister ever. You don't cheat on Ashley. Listen,

I jerked your dick off in the car multiple times. Ask anybody.

I sucked your dick in the car.

Also found the stripper panties in your car when I was on my knees. So I know

for a fact that you're going to the strip club to get your rocks off too. So

don't fucking sit here and tell me you don't cheat on Ashley.

You cheat on my sister.

And I know for a fact Ashley would consider even you looking at another

woman cheating.

So let's get this straight. You're going to fuck me. You're going to give me the

best dick of my life. And you're going to make me cum.

Or else I'm going to tell Ashley that while her sister was... desperate.

And in a situation, her brother-in-law, her sister's husband, who is supposed to

be trusted, blackmailed her into jerking him off for money.

You are a little devious witch.

Possibly, but I've also gotten around life really well.

Being this devious bitch, how do you think I got to 33 being such a fuck-up?

Come on, Daniel.

You're going to fuck me. You're going to give me that dick. And you're going to

give me $100 because I don't give a shit about a pizza party.

And I have weed to buy.

Okay? I think you'll get hard.

And like I said, you're going to give me that dick.

And I'm going to love it.

And you're going to go get $100 out of your savings.

Because you're giving me money back for all the dick of yours that I had to

suck, and all the handjobs, and all the bullshit that you just made me feel like

a loser this week, and I'm not a loser.

In fact, I think the unemployed slimeball that's about to fuck his

sister-in-law might be the loser.

Oh, my God.

Crystal, this is not fair, really.

Oh, it's really not fair?

I woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning.

It bails you out, man. Come on.

I don't want to cheat.

You're going to cheat on my sister.

I mean, you've been cheating on my sister.

Only now you're going to give me what I want. Just one time, only.

One time.

That's it.

It is a good blowjob, though.

Are

you

ready, Daniel? Yeah, yeah.

Just don't be too loud.

They're not even home.

Fuck.

Oh my god, I haven't had dick in so long.

I gotta be

honest, I've been wanting to fuck you for a while.

You're just always so nice to Ashley. But now I know why. Because you've just

been cheating on her this whole time.

Just hand jobs.

And blowjobs.

You've never had a pussy like this.

Your sister doesn't have a pussy like this.

Uh-uh.

Damn. Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, yes.

It feels so good though.

Damn.

The pressure is so wet.

Oh, I love your butt cheeks. Oh, my balls too. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fucking your brother in law.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Fuck you more. Yeah.

Fuck you more.

Okay?

I bet you and Ashley have never done this one.

Yeah, she would never.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, shit, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Dang.

Your butt is so sexy, Crystal.

Damn.

Damn.

Maybe she could eat that asshole.

I'm gonna see if she can.

Oh, I'm just gonna touch it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I can never let you touch it. Never.

Never.

And after the, you know, hose, it doesn't look beautiful like this.

So sexy. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Chrissy, you gotta let me bend you over, is that okay?

Yeah. Don't tell her that I was excited about it, though. Hell yeah. What?

I'm just pretending. Come over here.

Bring it over here.

There's pussy cream on my cock. It's yours.

Fuck yes.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yes. Let's take my shirt off.

Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh shit, shit, shit.

Oh my god, just like that right there.

Oh fuck, yes.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

We're supposed to come.

We're in our room.

Wherever you want.

Fuck. Oh, fucking God. It's so good.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck. Keep holding that bed.

Oh, yeah? It's open.

Yeah? Yes.

All the way in, okay?

Oh, don't you dare. I'm not.

I can feel it right through my throat.

It's not going in.

It's not going to make it anywhere else.

Oh,

shit. Oh, fuck yeah.

Is your pussy talking?

It's because they're not going to last.

I want to spend every time I can before you change your mind.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Chose.

That's okay.

There's one, there's two.

That's actually nice. You're such a freak.

I can't do that.

I can't look at you.

Fuck. You're so sexy.

Oh, my God.

You got the giggles, huh?

Where's that other one?

God, my brother-

You sure did have a lot of cum in there, Daniel.

It's been built up.

Yeah. I got it all over my arms.

Yeah. It's all good.

It just means, you know, my boo will have to fuck again.

Do you want to come fuck, buddy?