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The screwfly--

Tiny, seemingly innocuous,

but a deadly menace
to men and cattle alike.

This vicious pest
lays its parasitic larvae

in cuts and open wounds,

often with fatal results.

In the 1950s,
screwflies killed over

$2,000,000 worth
of livestock every single year.

Then scientists bred
millions of male screwflies,

exposed them
to sterilizing X-rays,

and released them
into the wild to mate.

The result?

A shattered
reproductive cycle,

a dwindling population,

and within a few generations,

the near eradication
of the species.

Morning, Joe.

Looks like it's
going to be a hot one.

Hot one already.

Would you like a lemonade
if I fix some?

Nah.

That's awfully sweet of you.

I'm just fine, thanks.

No trouble.

Thanks just the same.

I'm fine.

♪ I asked God a question, "What should I do?" ♪

♪ I said a little prayer
as I drove on through ♪

♪ To Texas from California,
New Mexico ♪

♪ I took the northern route
through El Paso ♪

♪ I need some redemption...

♪ ...Tombstone
in an old graveyard ♪

Mr. Spriggs.

Officers.

What can I do for you?

Well, sir, we had a call
that there was, uh...

would you mind if we had
a quick look around?

Please do.

I apologize for the mess.

I was just tidying up.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say
can and will be used against you.

How about it, Joe?

What the hell
happened here?

I told you.
It was the Lord.

The Lord came
and spoke to me.

He spoke to you?

What did he say?

He said, "Joe,
clean up this place."

That's all I'm doing.

Poor old Joe.

What?

Women's shelter.

This is Shelley.

It's the third time, Brenda.

This can't go on.

You know it can't.

The kids need their father.

The kids do not
need to see their mother looking like this.

I have no one--

No one to turn to
but you.

We'll always be here,

but the shelter
is a stop-gap solution.

Look...

You need to make
a real change.

Your sister in Florida,

didn't she offer
to let you stay with her?

I can't get a hold of her.

What do you mean?

I called.
Nick answers.

He says she's out.

I ask where.
He says he doesn't know.

I asked him
to have her call me

and he said he would,
but she never calls.

The thing that scares me,

her daughter
lives there in town.

I was worried,
and so I called her.

And?

And her husband answered,

and he said the same thing.

He said she was out.

I asked him where
and he said he didn't know.

This has been
going on for a week.

Now, scientists say that if global warming

continues to accelerate,

the penguins could be extinct
within 50 years.

And in Saudi Arabia yesterday,

150 women were
publicly executed

for violations
against so-called Sharia law.

Now in a similar incident
last week in Iran...

Figures.

150 women dead
and penguins get top billing.

I just wish we could nuke
those fucking ragheads.

Don't say "ragheads."
Don't say "fucking."

I can't help it.

I mean,
why do they have to hate on women?

They can't control
their own urges, Amy,

so they try
to control us instead.

It's hardwired.

Women nurture,
men destroy.

Bella, that is
steaming sexist bullshit.

My husband has just spent
five months in Colombia trying to--

Oh, he's one
of the rare good ones.

It's a "Welcome Home" party.

Do you think we could
just go two hours

with no gender wars, please?

I love your husband.

He's a much better
feminist than you are.

Never surrender.

...Florida where over 100 members

of a religious group
calling itself The Sons of Adam

rallied
to support two men

accused of killing
an exotic dancer.

Reverend Randy Cooney
called the two men

martyrs of conscience...

Oh, good God.

There's your
fucking ragheads.

...coincidentally
where other women

have been recently
found dead.

Jacksonville, Florida.

That's weird.

My client
was just today saying that she--

Daddy's home!

Amy.

Oh, my God.

You're almost as tall as...

Alan.

You are so beautiful.

Hey, Uncle Barney.
Welcome home.

Woman, fetch my pipe
and slippers.

You pig.

I haven't wanted
to kill you for five months.

So keep the calendar clear.

We're all invited back
in February,

the whole family.

Why?

My God,
you didn't tell them?

Apparently,
we've been awarded some sort of medal.

It's the highest honor
they ever bestow on a civilian--

Of foreign extraction--

On Tuesdays and Thursdays.

That's right.

Your brilliant father and I

are helping them eradicate

a very nasty pest
called the cane fly.

What does it do?

It flies in your ear
or up your nose

and lays its eggs
in your head.

Oh, like Alien.

Exactly like Alien.

And when those larvae hatch,

they're very hungry,

and they start
to eat your--

Oh, Barney, Jesus.

Come on.

More dessert, anyone?

No thanks.

So what's the gimmick
this time?

We cooked up
a little enzyme

that interrupts the male
reproductive routine.

Disseminated how?

Crop dusters.

With what effect on
the other indigenous species?

It's not a pesticide, Bella.

It's cane fly specific.

It has no effect
on other species.

Really?

Well, let's say
I'm Mother Nature,

and let's say
I've created the cane fly for a purpose--

To keep us humans
out of the rainforest.

So now the cane fly is gone

and we start clear-cutting
the trees to make room for beef cattle.

And suddenly thousands
of species are dead,

deprived of their
natural habitat.

Bella, we're talking about
an extremely lethal pest.

Really?

Well, if you're a polar bear

and your ice flow is melting,

maybe we're the pest.

Speak for yourself, darling.

Ooh!

Look, we mess with nature
simply because we can,

and it will
come back on us.

And, yeah,
sometimes I do wish

we would wipe ourselves out
before we destroy the entire planet--

Oh.

Excuse me.

Oh, I'm really sorry,
but I have to take this.

Wow, she's bugging tonight.

Good old Bella,

the only epidemiologist
who roots for the disease.

I'm afraid I have to
do you the favor

of cutting this
delightful evening short.

That the was the National
Institutes of Health.

I'm on a plane
in the morning.

What's going on?

Bird flu
has finally arrived.

Whole town's
going under quarantine.

What town?

Jacksonville, Florida.

Good night, honey.

Barney, I'll see you at the office.

Yes.

You kids drive safe.

Mm-hmm.

No bullshit.

What's really happening?

It's classified, Barney.

If I tell you,
I am in deep, deep trouble.

Well, in that case,
I should really buy you a drink.

A double.

Jacksonville, Florida,

That's so bizarre.

What are the odds?

Mom, Dad, look!

A falling star.

You better make a wish.

What did you wish for?

I can't tell you.

It's a... oh, hey!

I guess this means
I don't get my wish.

That depends entirely
on what you wished for.

All right, come on, kid.

It's time for you
to go to bed.

I already got my wish.

Hey, Nicole.

They're doing it.

Oh.

Mmm.

What are you doing?

I'm smelling you.

I haven't smelled you
in five months.

God, I missed you.

I would go to the shelter
and talk to the women there

and I could just feel myself
turning into Bella.

Looks like I got back
just in time, huh?

Were you surrounded
by native girls?

Oh, yeah,

and they were all 19.

I had to teach them all
to wear shirts.

We are so lucky, Alan.

When I'm with you,

it's like
the whole ugly world just goes away.

Uh-oh.

Jesus!

What the holy hell
are they thinking of?

And just which one
are you?

Doctor what?

Dr. Bella Sartiano,

National Institutes of Health.

Step out of the vehicle, please.

I'm here on orders
from Washington, D.C.

You have no authority
to detain me here.

Do you understand
the situation here, ma'am?

As of this afternoon,
we have 1,100 homicides.

That's why I'm here.

All of them
women like you.

Major,
I am an epidemiologist.

I need to
take blood samples, air samples,

water samples.

We're talking murders,
not diseases.

The two are related.

What do you think,

1,110 women all got
a little too mouthy?

We'll see that
you're comfortable.

Oh, how chivalrous.

Uh, the soldier
who killed the stripper,

is he still
in your custody?

Mr. Mayor.

Father.

Private,
this is Dr. Sartiano.

You're to answer
her questions.

Cooperate with her
in any way she requires.

Do you understand?

I don't owe her
any explanations.

Private, it would be
in your best interests--

Sergeant, thank you.

You're the one
who killed the dancer.

Well, ma'am,
I can't say for certain who killed who,

but I did my bit.

Do you regret it?

I regret being in here.

Did you know
this street preacher,

this Rodney Bearden?

Never saw him
before that night.

Sure noticed him, though.

An oddball,

kind of stood out.

In what way?

Seemed unusual,
that's all.

Fella goes to a titty bar

and tries not to
look at the girls?

♪ I come here 'cause I like to have a good time ♪

♪ That don't include you
taking all of my time... ♪

Kept fiddling with something in his hand,

clutching at it,

and he's bleeding
all over his napkin.

It was barbed wire.

♪ ...Why don't you just go away? ♪

♪ I don't care
what you have to say... ♪

So anyway, Fauna,

she gets right up
in his grill.

She's giving him
a really good show.

You know,
I think she took him as a challenge.

♪ ...I'm a woman

♪ A real woman

♪ Tell me something...

♪ ...I'm not the kind of girl who plays around ♪

Fauna.

You knew her name?

Yeah.

You went there often.

They said you were
something of a regular.

Yeah.

Well, I can understand
about Rodney,

why he did it,

but I don't
understand about you.

I didn't either, at the time.

But I know now.

The Spirit of God
had entered me.

It cleansed me.

Ugh!

At long last, it made me right.

See, in the Garden,

man lived in a state
of innocence and bliss.

Then woman arrived,

the temptress,

and wrecked God's plan.

But woman was part
of God's plan.

It's in the Bible.

"Male and female
created he them."

Even the Devil
quotes scripture.

Before this happened...

No, no.

I understand why
they sent you down here,

and I'm not falling for it.

I know your kind.

It's what you lure
them with, isn't it?

Those big old
titties of yours.

Get them hard.

And then you climb right
on top of your sloppy--

Sergeant?

I know what you are!

Well, the first one
is your standard Evangelical crank.

The second one's never
cracked a Bible in his life.

It's like this psycho religion

just jumped into his head.

You said, what, 1,100 dead?

In Jacksonville, Barney.

The NIH is tracking
half a dozen other outbreaks--

Pensacola,
Baton Rouge, Houston.

Let me guess.

Austin, El Paso, Scottsdale--

Jesus, Barney, how did you--

Tucson, San Diego.

Not Tucson or San Diego.

They'll be next.

I'm looking at a map, Bella.

It's a straight
fucking line.

What are you saying?

30 degrees north,
due west of Aqaba, Jordan

and Shiraz, Iran.

The horse latitudes.

The intertropical
convergence zone.

Bella, what kind of
religious mania

follows an airborne
disease vector?

I'll tell you this, Barney.

Something is fucking
with their chemicals,

and whatever it is
is triggered by sexual arousal,

just like your bugs.

Reading the book, I see.

What do you think of it?

It's interesting, sir.

It's, um...
It's deep.

Have you ever seen
an angel, Sergeant?

No, sir, I haven't.

Let me tell you,

they're not at all
what you would expect.

Dr. Sartiano,
did you find what you needed?

Uh, yeah, thank you.

Mr. Mayor,
have a look at this.

New Delhi.

A raft of corpses
in the river.

So many the boats
couldn't pass.

All women.

It's not just here.

It's global.

Something's happened.

Something glorious
has happened.

♪ Amazing grace

♪ How sweet the sound

♪ That saved
a wretch like me ♪

♪ I once was lost

♪ But now am found

♪ Was blind, but now I see

I took care of that for you.

She was one of those
crypto-females.

That's the worst kind.

You'll need to
dispose of her.

Yes, sir.

Right.

Agent Keane, FBI.

What's this about?

Sir, there's a flight
leaving in one hour.

We very much need you
to be on it.

What's this about?

Dr. Bella Sartiano told us
you had information

that could be of
vital importance--

Bella?

When was this?

About 10 minutes
before she died.

This is the normal mating ritual

of the spruce budworm moth.

Now, watch what happens

when we introduce
the enzyme we developed.

You see, the male
and the female connect as before,

but the turning instinct
of the male

has been artificially blocked.

He doesn't know how to do it.

He's trying to mate
with her head.

Needless to say,

the pregnancy rate in the moth
goes drastically down.

Well, gentlemen,
I enjoyed the show,

but I have to wonder
what this bug pornography

has to do with our
current predicament.

Well, sir,
we believe that the recent events

in Jacksonville, Shreveport,

El Paso, Scottsdale
and elsewhere

may be the direct result

of a deliberate attempt

to tamper with the human
reproductive cycle.

So you're suggesting
that this enzyme of yours

somehow escaped
into the human population?

No, it's tailored
to one species.

To work on us,

someone would have to design
a human specific version.

In humans,
as in most mammals,

male sexual urges are
very closely linked with aggression.

Now, somehow, someone
has figured out a way

to erase the distinction.

Bioterror.

But who?

That religious cult,
Sons of Adam.

No, no religious cult
has the technical know-how to do this.

The religion, gentlemen,
is not a cause.

It's a symptom.

This phenomenon
is spreading along

a standard disease vector,

and it's very contagious.

The idea of attacking women...

sounds to me like
Islamic fundamentalists.

Obviously we haven't
made ourselves clear.

We don't think
that this is rooted

in some hostility toward women.

We think that this is
a concerted attempt

to exterminate the human race.

You're not making any sense.

Whoever's behind this
would have to be suicidal.

It's happening, sir.

And until we can figure out
a cause and a cure,

we have to begin
the immediate evacuation

of the female population.

Meaning what?

Meaning any woman
who's living south of the 35th parallel

is in grave danger,

and we have to put them
all in camps.

And we should be in immediate mass production on two drugs:

Depo-Lupron
and Depo-Provera.

Now, wait a minute.
You're talking about--

Chemical castration.

Mandatory for military,
rescue workers, law enforcement,

and highly recommended
for everybody else.

Let me be blunt, sir.

I'm a married man.

I have a daughter,

and I am a potential murderer.

So are you, so are you,

and so is everybody
in this room.

Well, I will not ask
our brave young men

to stand in line

for some shot that
takes away their manhood.

There's got to be
some alternative.

There is.

Actual castration.

But we can't take
another busload.

Well, we don't have
enough beds now.

Did you try Lansing?

And how about Flint?

Fine, we're just
going to have to make do.

Yeah, all right.

Where's this batch from?

Alabama.

Do you know where we can
get a couple hundred spare blankets from?

You know, Anne,

all those months
I thought you were normal

and I was odd.

But now you see,
don't you?

I'm the normal one.

I was the normal one
all along.

Hey, ma'am.

Show is your tits, ma'am.

I'll show you mine!
Whoo!

Yeah!

...So they're going
to stay with us.

Oh, not in my room.

Look, honey, they've been
through terrible things.

We're up north, we're safe,

so we have to help.

I know, but why can't they
just stay in the guest room?

Hey, ladies! Whoo whoo!

Amy, we need to talk
about the way you dress.

No, no, no.
They're just creeps.

Nice ass!
Whoo whoo!

Amy! Jesus Christ.

What's wrong with you?

Get in the car.

Hey, lady.

Come on.

Learn how to drive, bitch.

Mom, did you just see that?

Switch number three
to pheromone 2-6-niner alpha.

Aah!

Number six gets
a little trouser twinge

every time
the bodybuilders come on.

Better keep an eye
on that one.

Just as soon as I can, honey.

If there's any reason
for you to be scared,

I'll let you know.

Yeah, I love you, too.

Kiss her for me, okay?

Anne?

She's scared.

Every time a guy
looks at her sideways--

What did you tell her?

I told her
not to be paranoid... yet.

I mean,
we haven't had a case north of St. Louis.

What?

- Indianapolis?
- Just came in.

Indianapolis is likely,
Cincinnati is confirmed.

Alan,
they need you, too.

Go home.

Okay,
just for a while, maybe.

You can work out of
the Ann Arbor lab.

We'll shoot you
the test results

as soon as we get them.

Okay.

Do you want the shot?

No. No, I'm okay.

I've been taking
Prolactin every day.

How's that working?

I haven't jumped
the cleaning lady yet.

Did you take the shot?

The young men
I'm attracted to

usually can beat
the hell out of me as it is,

but yes,
I did take the shot.

I'm sure we'd know
if we were starting to show symptoms.

If anyone knows
what to look for... right?

I'm sorry, sir.
The 4:40 is full.

It's already closed out.

I need to be on that flight.

Well, you're late.

I can try to squeeze you in
on the 9 A.M. tomorrow.

Please,
I'm with the Centers for Disease Control.

We're trying to keep
this fucking thing from spreading.

I need to be
on that flight! Sir--

What don't you
fucking understand?

I'll get my supervisor.

Are there any
all-female flights?

We have the seats, ma'am,
but it is a mixed flight.

The next all-female
flight is tomorrow.

We'll wait.

We'll take it.
We'll take it.

C.D.C.?

Let go of me!

I told you,
that plane is full of men!

Give me my gun!

I want my gun!

Dr. Elsteen.

Sir, do you know the way
back to the Garden?

We land at 6:12,
so I should be home by 7.

Can't wait to see
the two of you.

I love you, baby.

Thanks.

Good night.

Good night, Daddy.

Shh.

What happened?

Did you see what happened?

Oh, my!

This is not my problem, man.

I'm just trying
to take a fucking piss!

She's dead!

Stupid bitch.

Clear the aisle.
Everyone, please.

Stay in your seats
with your seatbelts fastened.

We're about to make
our descent

and I need everyone
to remain calm.

Shut up, will you?

Shut the fuck up!

Ma'am, please!

Control yourself!

You're upsetting everyone!

Thank you.

Christ!
Buckle the fuck up!

Hello.
Honey.

Oh, baby. God.

Amy, it's Daddy.

Where are you?

I'm at the airport.

Are you all right?

It was a... strange flight.

I'm so happy
to hear your voice.

Amy's here.
Let me put her on.

No, Anne.
Listen to me.

I'm not coming home yet.

I'm going to the lab.

When will you be home?

I'm just fixing dinner
and Amy's--

I'm not coming home.

Let me talk to him.

Two things...

I want you and Amy
to pack your bags,

get in the car,
and go as far north as you can.

But what about-- I mean now, Anne.

And the other thing...

I want you to get a gun.

Honey, I can't--

If you see me,

if I come to the house
before you leave,

if I try to follow you,

I want you to shoot me.

Understand?

Do you understand?

So it's--
It's here already?

I love you, Anne.

Don't...

I've always loved you,

but the next time
I see you,

I won't be me.

Now let me say
good-bye to my daughter.

Daddy.

Why is Mom crying?

When are you
coming home?

Not bad.

One out of how many?

Your turn.

Look, this is so stupid.

It's not like
I'm going to go out

and hunt down
some little animal.

I'm not worried
about little animals.

Don't pull the trigger,
just squeeze it really gently.

Good.

Good.

Don't ride the brake, honey.

Left foot
stays on the floor.

That's what I'm doing.

Gas and brake
is the same foot, then--

How about this?
You drive.

Look, you have to learn.

Six months ago
you couldn't wait to start.

All you do is criticize.

You keep telling me
I have to grow up,

but you treat me
like an infant.

Sorry.

Look, we're not
going home, are we?

Everything was
so normal back there.

Nicole and Linda,
they message me every night.

The homecoming dance
is in two weeks.

You know, if we go back,
I'm gonna need a new dress.

God, will you just say it?

You want me to be a grown-up,
then treat me like one.

We're not going home.

Here's the turn.

Amy, stop the car.

What is it?

I think there's someone
in Uncle Barney's cabin.

It's Daddy!

Amy, no! Wait! Amy!

Amy, wait!

Oh, Daddy,
we missed you so much.

Amy!

Oh, no.

It's okay, Mom.

Everything's okay.

We can go home now.

Alan?

We had a little breakthrough,

Barney and I.

We think we can
get it under control.

Is that true?

Well, then why haven't
I heard that from Barney?

I don't know.

I thought he would
have called you.

He told you we were here?

Why wouldn't he?

Amy, step away from your Dad.

No! What are you doing?

Are you crazy?

Dr. Brazelton can't answer the phone now.

Barney-- Please leave a message.

Barney, it's Anne.
Please call me immediately.

Alan's here.

Why didn't you call me?

I wanted to see you...

in person.

I haven't
seen you for weeks.

Anne, I'm just here
to take you home,

that's all.

Look, I'm going with Daddy.

There's nothing
you can do about it.

It's okay, Daddy.

Let's just go.

Let's just get out of here.

Alan, let go of her!

Alan, listen to me!

It's Amy.
It's your daughter!

It's Amy!

Oh, Christ.

What are you waiting for?

There's a first aid kit
under the sink.

Daddy!

Get away from him!
Get in the car!

No! No!

How could you do it?

You know,
he did nothing wrong.

He was just trying
to communicate.

And now, thanks to you,

he's probably
bleeding half to death on the floor.

Amy,
you do not comprehend what's going on.

Oh, I don't comprehend?

I don't comprehend?

He said they had a cure.

A cure!

If you just listen to him...

Now it's probably
lost forever.

There is no cure, Amy.
He was--

What?

Amy, understand something.

Your Daddy told me
what might happen to him,

and he told me
what I would have to do if it did.

The man I shot was not Daddy.

The man who pushed you
out of the way

so that I could do it,

that was Daddy.

And he did that
because he loved you.

And I did what
I did because--

Thank you, Mommy.

Is that what
you want me to say?

Amy.

Amy, what are you doing?

Amy!

Amy!

Amy!

Amy, honey!

Shh, shh, shh.

It's okay.
It's all right.

I brought you
some ice.

Now, stay still.

I was having a dream.

I know.

Where am I?

The hospital.

Amy.

Shh, shh, shh.
He was there.

He was there!

That's over now.

We have to get you
out of here.

How did I get here?

I don't...

I brought you
three days ago

and I'm afraid things
have deteriorated.

What's that?

Just a little
five o'clock shadow, young man.

That'll do for
government work.

Do you think
you can throw on a pair of pants?

Okay.

Come on.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes
and follow me.

Thus do I commend thee to our Lord of Earth,

our Lord Jesus Christ,
preserver of all mercy...

Thus do I commend thee
to our Lord of Earth,

our Lord Jesus Christ,

provider of all
mercy and judgment...

Barney, I can't.

Shut up,
and keep moving.

...touchdown in the third quarter...

Too bad you can't see that.

Heck!

Damn!

You can practically hear

the bones crunching
on that one.

You still watching
that broken TV?

Ned, give up on that TV.

It's older than you.

Hey, y'all hear the news?

Skagway is now
a liberated zone.

Hey, it gets better.

Billy here saw
an angel of the Lord.

That's right,
two of 'em.

I followed a deer
down to the creek by Humpback Rock,

and there they were.

What did they look like, Billy?

They got a glow to them.

They didn't look
anything like their pictures.

Fine young man.

I think you ought to
buy him a beer.

Now, I don't know about that.

He don't even
turn 15...

One to a customer, sir.

I need it.

I'll pay.

Smart people shop for
winter before winter.

...I guess.

As long as the management
looks the other way.

There you go, Billy! Drink it up.

I got what I could.

They wouldn't
sell me much.

Did anyone notice?

I just put my head down
and didn't say too much.

Here you go.
You drink this.

I'm gonna go
and build a fire.

Don't.

It will attract the hunters.

Barney,
we can't go like this all winter.

In December, it gets
down to 30 below.

I won't make December, Anne.

Barney...

Got to face facts.

You got to keep going.

So long as you're living,

the human race has a chance.

I need you.

I need you, Barney.

I can't do it alone.

It's okay, sweetheart.

I'm an old man.

I'm ready.

I only wish I knew
who did this to us.

You really believe that?

You believe
this was deliberate.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I do.

Someone watched us...

saw the worst in us--

and decided the world would be
a nicer place without us.

Maybe it will be.

Like Bella said,

the Earth's a garden,
and we're the pest.

Well, somebody finally
called in the exterminator.

Damn it, Ned!

You want to watch TV?
Sit down and watch it!

That's all the picture
you're going to get.

You can't see nothing!

Hi, boys.

Where's Billy?

You looking for something?

Ammo. Gone.

Fish hooks.

I'll see what I got in back.

It's a bitter thing, Carl.

I just can't grasp it.

I mean, I understood
the need for Janet,

but this...

Don't blame yourself.

Remember Abraham and Isaac.

It's the Lord's will.

40.

Oh, she sees us, all right.

Missy!
Can we help you?

Are you in need of some
automotive assistance?

Come on now, Missy!

Don't be a tease.

We ain't gonna hurt ya!

Yeah, much.

Missy?

Where you at, Missy?

Cut the dogs loose.

You can run all night!

"His throne is like
a flaming fire,

"the wheels of it...

"like a burning fire.

A swift stream of fire
issued forth from before him."

Like Bella said,

The Earth's a garden,
and we're the pest.

Well, somebody finally
called in the exterminator.

Make a wish.

You better make a wish.