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Good morning.
Malius Software. I'm Cara.

How can I assist you today?

I just bought your
spreadsheet application.

And every time I try
to open it,

my computer cra--

Hello. Malius Software.

How can I help you today?

Hi. Is this
the, uh, tech support line?Yes, it is.

I'm having a problem
uploading my--

-load Version 7.1. That'll fix it?

Absolutely--Let's do this.

Just go ahead
and turn off your computer. Shut it down--

And that's when you
can release the keys.

Uh, let's start
by clicking on the Menu bar,

and scrolling down to
the information icon.

...Power to Reboot.
Just shut down your computer, and--

...you've been
very helpful. Thanks so much.

My pleasure. If you
have any other problems,

call back and ask for Lee.
I'd be happy to help you again--

It's worked out
in the newer version,

so what you'll need to do
is go to Appli--

Yes. A bug in your
streaming proxy.

Oh, no...
is that bad? Well, not--

Don't load mpegs
off the Internet--

I don't see it-- On your desktop?

It's-- it's the blue icon-- What's an icon?

Ma'am, it's the only thing on your desktop.

Desktop.
You mean my screen?

Okay...

On your screen,
do you see the words Malius Software?

I see something
that looks like, uh...

is it a trashcan?

How 'bout the word
"Installer"?

Um--Do...

You put the disc in,
didn't you?

I think I did. I--

You didn't put
the disc in?

Mm-- where does
the disc go?

How can you be such
a fucking--?

Hello?

I'd like to see you
in my office, please.

Hm.

Do you understand
why I killed the call?

No, Mr. Pierce.
I don't. I--

I heard it in
your voice.

A tightening
of the vocal cords.

Thins out the upper registers.

You were seconds away
from screaming obscenities at the caller.

What? No, no, no--I cut you off before
that happened.

She'll think it was
phone error.

Call back. Get another
tech, who can offer her proper help.

I wasoffering--Without snapping.

- I wasn't gonna snap!
- I need team players--

- I ama team player!
- You were about to scream at her.

I was not!
My ears don't lie.

You know, why don't you go
fuck yourself, Larry! Huh?

Fuck you!
Fuck your callboard!

Fuck your phone!
Fuck your ears!

And fuck yourself,
you fuckin' prick!

Come on!
Let's go!

- Hide it behind the garbage!
- Yep--

And I think Celia's
gonna get fired, I really do.

She keeps challenging
Brit. I mean, Brit's the team leader,

and she just doesn't
have any good ideas.

Her proposal for
the eye campaign was so boring.

I think she's history.
I mean, she wasn't in next week's preview.

What the hell is that?

Oh, the smoke detector.
Needs new batteries.

Remind me to get some tomorrow.

Speaking of tomorrow...

it's that time
again, Larry.

Maybe we should go...
someplace for dinner, first.

Where would you
like to go?

Someplace quiet.

Oh, I had that
dream again!

Only this time...

we weren't on an island.
We were in the forest,

and it was so, so cold.

You were making a fire
to keep us warm,

and I was out looking
for firewood, and

I saw her, playing there, on a snosnow bankbank.

There she was, Larry.

Face it.
You got caught. He saw you.

There's no way he could
have seen me, okay?

From his little perch, he can't
see into my cubicle. No way. I'm telling you.

What are you telling
us, exactly?

Hidden cameras.
Right?

In the ceilings.
I wouldn't put it past those tools in management.

Listen to what I'm saying.
That's not it.

He heard me.

He heard you?

How, exactly, do you hear
someone instant messaging?

Yeah! No shit!

My fingers tapping
the keys on my cell?

I know it's not possible.
I'm telling you, he heard me.

You're just pissed off
you got caught

loafing off again,
you moron.

The guy's
a goddam freak.

No!
Give him a break!

After what
he's been through?

Give him
a break?

Do you remember how soon
he came back to work, after it happened?

Yeah. It was
like the next day.

Yeah. A normal guy
would have taken a leave of absence.

Something.

Shows you how heartless
the guy is.

That's how he
dealt with it.

And everyone has
a different way of dealing with loss.

Statistically,
these kinds of abnormalities

are very rare.

But in most cases,
they are operable.

In Michael's case,
the cardiac tissue

is deteriorating
so quickly

that the normal procedure
we would do

is just not an option.

If we'd caught it
a year, or two years earlier,

we'd have had
a better chance--

As it is--

all that I can offer
your son at this point

is a way to minimize
his pain.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Now click on Network.

Uh... okay.

Now choose CTP/IP.

IP? Yup!

All right. But what if
it's gone for good?

What if I can't
get it back?

Hey, hey.
Your data isn't gone.

It's just lost.

All we have to do
is find where it got to.

Okay?

I'm gonna help you.

Thank you. Okay?

Larry...

Larry.

Guess what I
found out today.

Jim's wife, Sarah?

She's expecting.

Can you believe it?
I didn't even know they were trying.

Especially since she's
the only one working at the moment,

what with Jim being
unemployed and all?

Did she tell you
she was expecting?

No.
So Jim told you?

Who told you then,
Brenda?

No one told me, Larry.

I watched her getting
her mail, this morning--

Oh. You watched her,
getting her mail--

and I could just tell.

She had-- an aura
about her.

- An aura.
- She glowed, with a radiance, like--

You wouldn't know anything about it, would you, Larry?

Would you?I'm not
hungry, Daddy.

Look, pumpkin.

I want you to eat
something, okay?

You want to grow up
to be a big girl like Mommy, don't you?

That's my girl.
Love you, sweetheart.

Anyhow...

So how was working today?

Larry! I was asking

how work was today.

I didn't see any auras,
I'll tell ya that.

Come on, Larry.

This is supposed to be
our special night.

Don't spoil it.

We only get one chance
a month, Larry.

I terminated a woman.

What?

She was describing,
to a tech,

a problem with our
graphics application.

A common bug.
We hear it a lot.

It's usually a 3-minute call.

About 90 seconds in,

I killed it.

Just like that.

Don't know why I did it.

The call was going well.

But I did.

No one said anything.

Huh...

Guess you got away
with it.

Love you, Larry.

Oh, yeah...

Hey, neighbor.

Little one-on-one
before work?

What's up, Lar?

Guess I, uh-- owe you
a congratulations?

Aren't you--?

I--

My mistake.

Goodbye.

Oh! Oh, right!
That!

How did you--
how did you know?

We-- we haven't told
anybody about that yet.

I guess my wife must have
spoken with yours.

Ah. She never told me.

Well, thanks, Lar!

Still hasn't sunk in,
I guess.

8 months is a long ways
off. But, you know,

I-- there's so much
to look forward to, you know?

I'm really, uh--

Well, you know what
I mean.

Yeah.

How-- how are you
and Brenda doing? Doin' all right?

Just fine.

Well...

3:15. 3:45...

6:32, 5:42.

8 minutes.

Call duration averages
are up across the board, Larry.

Play ratios at 19 percent?

That's more than the past
6 months combined.

I rely on you to run
operations smoothly, here.

I know, sir.

Look. We've all tried
to be there for you and Brenda, during this tough time.

And we offered you
a paid leave of absence. You declined.

Frankly, I'm still kickin'
myself for--

not forcing you to take it.

But I can't afford to make
that same mistake twice. Now--

I'd like you to talk
to someone.

He's very good. Helped
a bunch of us in management quit smoking, just like that.

And he's discreet.

I don't need a shrink. Really.

Motivational therapist, Larry.

And, to be honest with you,

it's not a suggestion.

You've made some pretty bad
decisions in the last quarter.

I need to get
your numbers up.

More importantly,
I need to have you back to your old self.

I'll have Debbie make
the first appointment, if that helps.

Deal?

Sometimes,
it gets lonely.

It just gets so lonely.

We all get lonely,
ma'am.

It's nothin' to be
ashamed of.

But I have no one
to talk to any more,

now that he's gone.

But he's not gone.
Ma'am?

Wha--
what do you mean?

Well, his body may be gone.

But not his spirit.

I'd say it's a person's spirit

that's the whole reason
we love them in the first place.

Your husband had
a big spirit, didn't he?

Oh, yes. He certainly did.

Look.
Nothing can replace him.

You can't bring him back.

But you have his spirit
with you always.

Never let go of that,

and you'll never be
lonely again.

Your job

is to offer solutions

to customers'
software problems.

Period.

I know that.

Uh-- she was having problems
with her DSL connection--

She was having problems
with her life.

And it took another-- what--

minute and a half, to talk
through them with her?

You know? To be more than
just some robotic voice

on the other end of the line?

Look, I know the rules,
Mr. Pierce.

But I also know my heart.

How old are you?

What's that have to do
with anything?

I should report this to management.

Fine.

At least I'll walk out of here
with a clear conscience.

Larry! You scared me!

What were you doing in there?

Nothing.

- What are you hiding, Brenda?
- Nothing...!

Larry... we need to start
thinking about the future--

Don't you ever
go in there again.

You understand?

Larry... You understand?

You aren't allowed
in his room!

You talk about him
like he's still alive!

Shut up!

For once!

Shut up.

Do you know how many conversations I monitor

on average, every day?

5 hundred and 31.

That's 2,655 times a day,

I'm listening to other people
complain about their problems.

Yes, but I'm here
to listen to you

talk about
your problem, Larry.

I don't have a problem.

Ah. I don't have
a problem.

Yeah?

I used to say that
to myself every morning,

as I reached for my fix.

3 packs a day, Larry.

Never gave it
a second thought.

My dad died of lung cancer.
I don't have a problem.

A year later, my mother
passed away. Still, I don't have a problem.

But, hey. Do you wanna
know the secret?

Of how I learned to tell myself
that I didhave a problem?

Hm?

Next session, friend.

No, but that-- hey.
That curiosity you just showed

was a good first step.

Something is
eating you up inside.

What is it?

Is it anger?
Bitterness?

Is it guilt?

'Cause all of these
are completely normal feelings to have,

when you've gone through
a loss like you have.

And living on an island
of denial, like you are,

it's very dangerous.

You do have a problem, Larry.

And acknowledging that
is the first step toward fixing it.

It works!

I haven't had a smoke
in 6 years.

I don't know--Hey, hey. It's okay.

Think of this first session
as our meet 'n' greet.

All right?
Your foot's in the door.

But next session, we get down
to business, my friend. Okay?

How's next Tuesday
for you?

Should be good.

Okay.

Hi, Kim. Uh--

how is, uh, Tuesday
for Mr. Pierce?

Uh-huh.

Right.

Sounds good.

Thank you.

Okay.

How is 5:30?

That won't work.

Okay. How 'bout, uh, 6:30?

- Where's your secret stash?
- I'm sorry?

You're jonesing for one
right now, aren'tcha?

Don't have a problem,
my ass.

I haven't had a smoke
in 6 years, my friend.

I'm not your friend.

You're a goddam fraud.

I can hear it.

Whoa. Hey! Whoa, whoa,
wait. Hold on.

What do you mean, you--
you can hear it?

Hear what?

Your addiction.

Oh! Hello.

Hey.

I decided not
to report you.

It was a first offense,
so I'm letting it slide.

But I can't say I'll be
so forgiving the next time.

Thanks.

You headed to lunch?

Yeah.

You wanna join me?

Outside? Grab a couple
sandwiches? Get some fresh air?

Uh--

It's on me.

All right.

I come here
for the quiet.

Yeah? Yeah.
It's pretty quiet.

You like working
the phones?

Eh. You know.
It's a job.

Hm.

You're a good listener.

I can hear it.
In your voice.

Yeah. Most people
are afraid

to listen.

They think if they do,
they might hear what's behind all the noise.

Silence.

Silence scares them.

Like is noise
is the sound of life,

then somehow, silence

must be the sound of--

So what do they do?
They surround themselves with more noise.

Put noises on top of noises.

TVs. Cell phones.

Their own voices,
gabbing away endlessly.

They think that the more
noise they make,

the more alive they are.

But they're the ones who are
living on an island of denial.

Because they refuse to listen.

To really listen.

You understand?

Good.

'Cause if you listen,

I mean, really
really listen,

then you know what happens?

Something amazing.

You understand that silence
is the only thing that connects us all.

Me and you.

You and Mom.

It connects us all,
forever and ever and ever.

I never want you
to forget that, 'kay?

Good boy.

Now let's just sit here
a bit longer.

Deal?

Um, I-- I oughtta
get back--

Have a boat.

A day sailor. Did most
of the work on her myself.

Nothing fancy. She's fun
to take out for a spin.

Wanna come out with me?
This weekend?

Thanks, but-- um,
I have plans.

Oh, well.

Maybe another time.

It's great when you
get way, way out.

There's almost
no noise at all.

Larry.

Mm-hm.

I have some news.

Oh. I met a tech today.

At work. Young guy.
Real nice.

I'd like to ask him
over for dinner--

Larry---- one of these nights.

I was thinking
maybe Tuesday--Larry!

You aren't listening.

What is it?

Larry.

I'm pregnant.

Isn't it wonderful?

I told you. My dreams
were speaking to me.

It's like each one was
a little offering of hope, you know?

A little-- sign, like
an angel telling me

everything will work out.

Just have faith.

At first, I-I didn't
want to believe it.

Was afraid we would be
disappointed again?

But then, this morning--Brenda--

- something wonderful
- happened. - It was only two days ago

that we made love.

Brenda. It was
only two days ago.

How could you possibly know?

I felt it.

I felt it move inside.

What do you
want me to say?

Say you're happy!

It's a boy, Larry!

We're having another boy.

Aaaagh!

And let's--
let's meet and we'll see--

Well, what
do they expect?

I mean, it's not like
management didn't see

this one comin'--So irresponsible.

Why you think they
keep him up in that office so much?

I heard he made
a pass at the guy.

He always
was a weirdo.

Larry, a tech
quit yesterday.

Nothing new in that.

You know the kind of
turnover we're up against. Nature of the job.

But before he quit,

he gave this to
Human Resources.

It's a complaint form, Larry.

It says you harassed him.
Says you made some inappropriate overtures?

Now I'm inclined to give you
the benefit of the doubt, Larry.

Especially when he didn't
have the--

guts to confront you personally.

But then Dr. Hammer calls,
and says that

your session didn't go
so well yesterday.

Now you've been with us
for 6 years, Larry.

You're an important
part of this team.

But there's a certain
protocol I have to follow

in situations like this.

I have to put you
on probation.

You can still come to work,

but one more misstep
and I have to let you go.

No more.

Be still.

Be still.

Be still.

[loud thud of water drops

Just tryin' to get
a cab. I'll meet ya--

[overwhelming cacophony

Be still.

Be still.

Be still. Be still.
Be still--

Oh. Hey, Larry.

Jim.

I-I thought you'd
be at work.

I-I didn't wake you,
did I?

Not at all.

Uh--

F-found this in
my front lawn.

Oh.

- Thanks.
- No problem.

Oh, hey! How's yours
and Brenda's Thursday night lookin'?

Not good.

Oh.

Everything all right?

Brenda's a bit
under the weather.

Sorry to hear that.
Well, maybe next week, then.

Yeah, there's definitely
some kind of bug goin' around.

Sarah's feelin' kinda
crappy, too.

'Course, maybe it's the
morning sickness, but--

-you guys come by, you know?

I'll fire up the grill,
throw on a couple rib-eyes.

We'll pop a few PBRs,
and make it a night.

How's that sound?

Larry.

Larry!

Sounds... great!

Not sure what you did,
but it runs like new now.

♪Ah, I'm glad
I could help.

Problem solved?

Yes! Problem solved.
Thank you so much.

It's my pleasure.

Muchas gracias. De nada, señorita.

All right, sir.

You won't have to worry
about that one any more, huh?

No. You're a
certifiable life-saver. Thanks.

You're welcome, sir.

Hey, mister. Yo.

I said it's 8:59.

Sorry. I didn't hear ya.

I didn't hear you.

Hardware problems
are not a software problem.

Click on Force Quit.

I need to tell you, though,
that you will lose any unsaved changed.

Okay. I'm opening
System Preferences now.

Now I need you to click
on "Network".

Um... okay.

Now choose TCP/IP.

IP? That's right.

Um... okay. Yep.

Now what does it
say under DNS Service?

There's-- there's nothing there.

Nothing?

Nuh nuh... no.

All right.
That's a little strange. Are you sure?

It's totally blank.

Okay. Weird. Are you
gonna be able to fix this?

Hey, Lar!

continual squishing again]

Aaaagh!

The truth is,

you've got a real
problem on your hands.

Oh, God--

Sir, you
deleted an application you shouldn't have,

and now your whole operating
system is corrupted.

All I can say is--

-entire system
is on the verge of crashing,

and nothing will be
retrievable if it does.

Do you understand what
I'm saying, Larry?

You have made
some pretty bad decisions--

Living on an
island of denial--

You talk about
him like he's still alive!

No! What have you
done, Larry?

No!

Larry, they told me you
terminated all the calls from-- Larry!

Hey! What the hell
is going on?

Are you even
listening to me?

Aaaugh!

Larry!

Aaaugh!

I knew.

I knew you'd understand.

Stop it!

They'll hear you!

Be quiet.
Be still.

Be still.

Stop it!

Make it stop! Make it stop!

Make it stop! No more!

Stop!

I want you back.

I just want you back.

I hear you.

I can hear you now.

It's okay.

I'm here now.

Appear to have
a domestic disturbance

at 10791 Maple Street.

Mr. Pierce!

Here.

Oh, Jesus Christ.