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Smells good, Mom.

Ribs? Three times
this month, according to my chart.

He keeps a chart.

Watching my protein intake
as suggested by the FDA.

I'’ll say grace.

For this delicious meal,

ribs in particular,

we thank the Lord for His
love and grace. Amen.

Amen.
Amen.

Damn.

- It'’s bad this year.
- It'’s early. - I know.

- Wind'’s a bear.
- Mm-hmm.

All the guys down at work
gettin'’ restless.

Yes?
It'’s a legal defense for homicide in Norway.

The wind.

Look it up.

Hey, you know, Jackie
isn'’t herself.

She went off on me today
down at the mailbox.

It'’s so weird. Everyone
in the neighborhood

is all stirred up
and acting weird.

She'’s a nut.

She was born screwed up.

She still think
Kenny Rogers is Jesus, Mom?

Far as I can tell, yes, she does.

I'’m gonna get another napkin.

Honey, you let me.

- Thanks, hon.
- You'’re welcome.

Kevin, honey? Give me
a hand with something here in the kitchen.

Yeah.

Hi, honey.
Grab the plates.

Mom?

Honey, I-I'’m sor--

This was supposed
to be a surprise.

Happy birthday, Dad!

John, what are you doin'’?

That isn'’t funny.
Put that away.

The Damn Thing.

Dad...

Johnny, put that down.

You'’re scarin' Kevin.

It found me.

Put that away, please.

No!

Kevin!

Stop!

God dammit!

Come on, son, don'’t
make me chase ya.

- Kevin!
- Kevin!

Son!

Slow down, boy!

Come on. Kevin!

I ain'’t gonna hurt ya.

Kevin!

Come on, son.

Slow down
for your daddy.

Oh!

Kevin!
God!

Come on, son.

Kevin!

God god god!

Come on, son,
I ain'’t gonna hurt ya.

Kevin!

Kevin!
Come out!

Kevin!

Come on out here.

Come on, son, I ain'’t
gonna hurt ya.

Don'’t you hide on me,
you little bastard.

I know you'’re in there.

Just come on!

Talk to your dad.

Kevin!
You get out here!

You'’re startin' to piss
me off, you little bastard.

Kill ya.

Kevin!

You get out here
right now!

Just come on out.

Come on, talk to me.

Just come on!
Talk to your dad!

Son?

Kevin?

Kevin.

Ugh!

Ugh!

I never knew what it was that got to him--

or that killed him.

There wasn'’t much left
in me after that night.

But everybody I ever met
has a wound one way or the other.

Thing is, you gotta
sew it up good and tight.

Otherwise, it'’ll
just keep opening.

Then one day you'’ll
bleed to death.

Hey, man, what
if he sings?

I mean, Mickey sang,
right, so--

I think he just talks in
that high-pitched voice,

- you know?
- No, I think Mickey sings, man.

I think he serenaded Minnie.

And women love that, too.
Even mouse women.

That'’s the power
of friggin'’ song.

I wouldn'’t have him
sing if I was you.

I don'’t know, it just
sounds superfluous.

Okay, okay, I see that.
But if Mickey

doesn'’t sing, then
Nicky the Rat could.

And that would make
a difference, you know.

It would give him
his own persona.

I wouldn'’t.

Just being honest.

Look at this.
Look at this.

If I could give this
to Steve Jobs

at that Pixie company
that does all those big animation movies,

Nicky'’s gonna be huge, man.

Yeah, maybe.

People love Nicky.
Hell, Mikey likes him.

Especially if
he sings, right?

I don'’t know about
the singing part.

Here'’s the whole thing
about Nicky.

I don'’t know if I
ever told you this.

He is a pure spirit
in a world gone mad. Did I ever tell you that?

Yeah, you probably did
at one point or another.

Hey, what are you doin'’
for your birthday this weekend?

I got you a portable
DVD player.

It was meant to be
a surprise, but...

Well, I appreciate
that, I do,

but you know
I don'’t celebrate.

Come on.

You know, if it was me,
I'’d sell the place.

It'’s a bad idea, living in
a house where your old man--I know what happened, Strauss.

I'’m just sayin' maybe
it'’s time to move,

you know, get back
together with Dina,

you gotta miss her and Mikey,
that'’s all I'm sayin'’.

That'’s it, roll
the credits, the end.

That house is all
I got left of the family.

There ain'’t enough
paint in the world.

- Morning, Charity.
- Hey, good morning, Sheriff.

Nicky didn'’t--

Hey, buddy.
Hi, Dad.

How are ya?

Hi, Dad.
No. No no no, alone.

No, I'’m at the Wizard.

Hey hey hey.

I already had my hot dog
and a burger, too.

You want my onion rings? I
already put ketchup on them. I have to go play.

I--
I'’ll take 'em right here.

You hand out food,
he'’s gonna grab it.

- I got you something.
- What is it?

Well,

that is a compass.

You see that red arrow?

That always points North.

- That'’s where
- Santa Claus lives. - Awesome.

So you keep an eye
on him, all right?

- All right.
- Where'’s your momma?

Okay.

You'’re late.

Y'’all take the scenic route?

Let'’s see.
Swiss for Derrik.

Jack and extra tomatoes
for my darling husband.

Thank you, ma'’am.

The slaw machine'’s
having a cow,

so you each get
a stick of celery.

Try to contain
your excitement.

You gotta be kidding me.

He said what?

Okay. Next time,
just don'’t tell him.

That is good.

Whoa.

It'’s early.
Ain'’t March yet.

Yeah, there'’s weird
weather all around.

People aren'’t feelin'
too good in town.

Not sleepin'’ well.

Yeah, it'’s the flu.
It'’s like clockwork.

So Oliver thought he had
a heart attack last night?

He didn'’t have
a heart attack.

Think what he had was
one too many Double Wallys.

Oh, Dina, I gotta ask
you a question.

Mickey Mouse sang, right?

Um, no.
No?

Are you sure?
A ballad? An opera?

Something like that?

Look, Mikey watches cartoons
around the clock, Strauss,

which makes me an expert
on what every major cartoon character

does or has ever done
for the last 75 years.

Unfortunately for me.

Well, Nicky the Rat
does sing.

♪ The rat
Nicky the Rat ♪

Oh, hi, Father,
how you doin'’?

Hey. How y'’all doin'?

Uh--

I know it'’s
the anniversary in a few days.

And, uh, well,

pain likes people
that'’s vulnerable,

kinda comes by uninvited,
you know? And, uh,

you'’re gettin' to be
the age your daddy and grandpa was when they... passed,

so... well, you
ever feel lonely,

God'’s a good listener.

'’Cause the devil can sneak up
on a man, you hear me?

Father Tulli, I'’m
sorry to interrupt.

Could I steal my husband
for a second?

You betcha.

Thanks.

See you in church.

How you doin'’, Father?

Mm-hmm.

♪ Nicky the Rat
Nicky the Rat ♪

Look out for the cat.

Thanks for that.

He'’s just bored.

Not enough sin
in this town.

Well, that'’s
the way I like it.

Mikey sure looks
a lot better.

I know. Sniffles.
No biggie.

I told ya.

You did?

The phone, last night,
you and me.

Yeah, I was just--

This time of year,
I just--

You know, I'’ve never met
anyone who could live with either one of us.

You know that, right?

That your way of sayin'’
we should be back together?

Oh, Christ, D.,
it'’s been three months.

You know, it just--

Just seems unnatural.
I don'’t know.

How can you live
in that trailer?

No cameras.
No monitors.

Oh, it'’s the house.

You hate the house.

And I'’m difficult
to live with.

What did you say, distant?
I'’m distant, I know.

Feel free to disagree
with any of these, by the way.

It'’s not the house.

I just wish you'’d get
back to see Dr. Delchamps.

We'’ve been over it
a thousand times, Dina.

Do you miss me?

Yeah.

Let me see the compass.

You know, they'’re not
full of fear like adults at this age.

No kid should ever have
to live being afraid.

Mikey.

So the guy says
to this blind chick...

"The reason my snake keeps
spitting up when you stroke it

is that it thinks
it'’s my cock."

Aagh!

Dammit!

The way I see it,

people you care about
never die.

They just go
somewhere else and wait for ya.

That'’s about as
religious as I get.

Better'’n God
deserves from me,

considering.

It was the only thing
of my father'’s that I kept.

He told me he hid
his dreams inside.

I'’ve never opened it.

There'’s no key.

I like imaginin'’
what'’s in there.

The best of him.

Sheriff Reddle.

Sheriff Reddle.

Hello?

Hello?

Leave me alone!

Come on.

Dammit.

Come on. Come on.

Dammit.

All right...

it'’s Sheriff Reddle here.

Charity, I can'’t
get a signal,

so I'’m gonna have to take you
to the hospital myself.

All right?

Road was alive.

The road was alive.

I'’m gonna try not
to hurt ya, all right?

Here we go.

Ugh, uh...

I couldn'’t get
a signal.

You did what you could.

How are you doing,
Sheriff?

Any idea what caused
the accident?

She said the road
was alive.

Alive.

Well, we'’ll test
for alcohol, the usual.

Yeah.

Deputy, I need
to talk to you

about the guy
you brought in.

I, uh, phoned you
an hour ago.

You picked up,
the phone kept dying.

Gabe Green was working
around his house.

- His son found him.
- Yeah.

I--I'’ll just
wait over here

and let you two talk.

Went after himself
with a hammer.

Horrid way
to commit suicide.

I left you a message
a couple hours ago about him.

What?

A message.

I left you one.

Yeah, yeah.
My, uh, phone has been, uh...

And I--

I didn'’t get
the message.

There'’s something else
I think you should see.

Was my associate,
Dr. Morris.

We were talking.

He grabbed a pair of scissors
and slashed his throat.

I don'’t want this
getting out.

People are
scared enough.

They need to know that
this is a safe place

that they can come to.

Yeah. Yeah.

The girl...

someone needs
to contact her family.

I'’ll do that.

You look exhausted, Sheriff.

I'’ll handle it.

All right.

Sheriff Reddle?

What'’s happening?

I'’m sorry?

Look around you.

Something is happening.

Should I be scared?

Nah.

That'’s when the real
trouble comes.

Looks to me as if
it'’s already here.

The shrink I used to see, Bill Champ,

told me it'’s anxiety...

grief that never went away.

I thought I had it
under control.

I was gettin'’ worse.

So was Cloverdale.

Oh, this is perfect.

Oh, and that'’s two points for Johnson

on a nice inside throw;
beautiful play by Johnson.

Ah, thanks.

Who'’s winnin'?

Uh, I wasn'’t
really watchin'’.

Really?

How'’s life, Sheriff?

Get up,
still in the mirror,

no complaints.

I'’d ask the mirror
how it felt about that.

No food or beverages,
Mr. Litton.

You know, actually...

I meant who was winning
in Cloverdale.

You or whatever it is
that'’s drivin' people insane and killing '’em.

My paper just likes
to stay current.

Well, we get
wild animals around here.

Well, I spoke
with Dr. Cohen.

She said it wasn'’t
a wild animal.

Said you concurred.

Eh, write it the way
you like it, Mr. Litton.

You do anyway.

Didn'’t know you
read my stuff, sir.

I'’m flattered.

Did you know there was one
other time when crime

went crazy in Cloverdale?

Did you know that?

Uh-huh.

Murder, violence,
rates just shot up.

People couldn'’t sleep,
got sick for no reason, went crazy.

Bodies were found
skinned, crushed...

just like up the road
in Sturgess.

You ever been there?

No. No.
Can'’t say that I have.

Well, I heard you had
family from there.

Anyway, I heard
that all that mayhem

was from the electric
project in the '’30s,

messed up something
in the earth.

So, this force, Sheriff,
that'’s assaulting Cloverdale,

you know, the one
you don'’t wanna talk about?

Mr. Litton,
things like that only exist

in the minds of frightened,
unstable people.

Like your father.

You never knew
my father.

Well, I guess
you didn'’t either.

What did you say
your daddy called it when they found you?

The Damn Thing.

Now why do you think
it keeps coming back?

Must be hard to live
with all your memories.

Seein'’ everyone you love
murdered when you'’re just a kid.

Mmm...

Can I get a quote
from you about that?

You'’re a damn prick,
Mr. Litton.

How '’bout that?

Thank you, sir.

Huh.

Why do you think
a guy would buy

all of these surveillance
cameras and monitors,

which I hear he'’s got
a bunch of already,

if he didn'’t think
there was something out to get him?

Maybe you'’re expecting
a monster.

Or maybe he won'’t be happy
until the same thing

happens here that happened
up the road in Sturgess

while you just pretend
you'’re in control.

You need to stay
away from me.

The final stage of denial
is self-destruction, Sheriff.

I realized at that moment...

he had no dreams.

He knew there
wouldn'’t be time.

Sturgess had been 40 miles
south of Cloverdale

before it became
a ghost town.

I remember hearin'’ the stories
when I was a kid.

It began with bad weather.

Wind like a banshee
got under people'’s skin.

Neighbors and friends
became enemies.

Fear became violence.

Official story was the town
couldn'’t take it

when the oil fields dried up,
turned on itself.

208 people died like animals.

Witnesses describe
an overwhelming force.

Then, it was gone.

The ones who lived, moved.

Some to Cloverdale,
like my folks.

The Damn Thing
destroyed the whole town.

- Yeehoo!
- Up, up, and away!

Blah!

Say, whatadya doin'’? Whoooaaa!

Ah! Wow, he got
the big one!

Hello?

Hey, it'’s me.

Hi.

Hey, um...

I was thinkin'’,
maybe you, me, and Mikey

can get together
for your birthday tomorrow.

I know he'’d love it.

He'’s got, uh, somethin'
special for his daddy.

Listen, Dina, I need you
and Mikey to get outta town right away.

What'’s goin' on?

My father knew
there was somethin'’ comin'’ to kill him.

What was coming?
I--I don'’t understand.

He knew there was
somethin'’ bad in Cloverdale.

Somethin'’ came from Sturgess,

caused the slaughter in '’59.

There was something
he set free,

somethin'’ that followed him.

Here we go again.

Kevin--
No.

He and my mother moved,
and it found him.

That'’s what he said
that night.

He said, "It found me."

You wonder why
we can'’t be together,

you just listen
to yourself, okay?

It'’s totally--

Get Mikey in the car

and meet me
at the gas station in an hour.

Look, I'’m rich
on burger and fries.

H-hold on.
Mikey, turn it down.

I like it loud.

Turn it down right now
or no more TV, okay?

I'’m not kidding.

Kevin?

Kevin, hello?

Dammit.

Hello?

Ahh!

What?!

Yeah, I think
this weather'’s part of it.

Who gives a fuck
what you think?

This is your fault:

letting the whole town
be scared,

letting your own son
be scared to death.

Mom, what'’s wrong?

You shut up!

Dina, let me talk
to Mikey right now.

You leave us alone.

You don'’t have
any feelings for anybody.

And our son is gonna
turn out just the same.

Mom!

I told you
to shut your mouth!

Dina, put Mikey

on the phone right now.

Dina!

Dina! Dina!

Put Mikey on the pone.

Ahh!

Shit!

Dina?

Mikey!

Mikey!

Where is your mom?

I told you
to leave us alone!

Ah! Ah!

- Dina! Dina!
- Ah!

Dina!

Let'’s get out to the car.

Out to the car.
Michael, with your mom.

Honey, I almost--
If you hadn'’t--

It wasn'’t you, baby.

It wasn'’t you.

Where are you?

I'’m in town.

It'’s bad down here, Kev.
People are coming unglued.

All right, stay put.
I'’ll get there ASAP.

I'’m gonna drop Dina and
Mikey off at the house.

I'’ll be there.

I'’ve never seen
people like this, okay?

They are not listening to me.

I'’m getting real scared.

I don'’t know what to do.
I'’m in way over my head here.

Way over me head here, Kev.

Strauss, listen to me.

Kev, you gotta
come down here right now.

Kev?

Strauss?

Kev?

Damn.

Kev?

Forgive me father,
for I have sinned.

It'’s been a month
since my last confession.

Go on, my son.

Well, it'’s kinda going
nuts out there,

so I don'’t have
a lot of time,

but I just really
needed to talk to you.

Ignore them.

Go on.

Well, um, Cloverdale'’s always
been real quiet and safe,

but lately, it'’s been
kind of crazy.

I mean, just,
bodies showing up

and people are yelling
and screaming at each other

and, I mean, listen
to them out there.

It'’s like anarchy.

I don'’t know what to do.

You know, how can
I call myself a law man...

Will God forgive me?

Excuse me.

Yeah?

Kev, slow down.

You gonna stay
at your place?

You want me to try
to get people out of town?

I can'’t--I can't do that, Kev.
People won'’t listen to me.

Hello?

Hello?

Damn it!

I'’m sorry, father.

Hmm.

Look, I know this is
supposed to be anonymous,

and everything,
but I'’m pretty sure

that you know that it'’s me.

There'’s just not much
else I can say except

I'’m scared and--

I mean, just because people--

they won'’t listen
to me out there.

Hmm.

I mean, it'’s like
people already think

that I'’m a big joke.

You know, my ex-girlfriend
even said that I was immature

because I tried to win
her back with Nicky the rat.

Who?

Nicky the rat.

He'’s my cartoon creation.

Kinda like Mickey Mouse
except he sings.

You tried to win
your girlfriend back

with a cartoon rat?

Uh-huh.

Hmm.

No wonder she left you.

You'’re an idiot.

Put that down.

What the hell
are you doing in my house?

It'’s not safe anywhere.

Our neighbor shot at us.

They blocked the road.

What the hell
is going on, sheriff?

My wife tried to kill me
an hour ago.

She slit her throat.

They lost
their minds, sheriff.

Harlan down at the Wizard
is chasing people with an axe!

We had to fight
to get up here.

You'’re the sheriff.

You took a solemn vow
to protect us,

and we are scared.

Shut the fuck up, Mary!

You shut the fuck up.

You shut the fuck up, Lenny.

You fucking bitch.

Stop it.

I said stop it.

I said stop it.

I want everybody downstairs.

Now.

Lock the door
and keep quiet.

You'’ll be safe down there.

Let'’s go.
Now!

You lock the door
and you stay quiet.

Don'’t leave us
down there, sheriff.

You all have weapons.

If anybody tries to break in,

you'’re gonna have to use them.

Don'’t make me
go down there with them.

It'’s the safest place
you can be.

All right, let'’s go.

You should take Mikey
up to the bedroom.

Let'’s go.
Right now.

But I want to stay
here with you, Daddy.

All right, buddy, I want you
to listen to me, all right?

I want you to go up
to your bedroom.

I want you to
be really quiet.

I want you to take
care of your mommy,

'’cause she's scared.

Do that for me?

All right, let'’s go.
Right now. Come on.

You all right?

I felt it go inside of me
at that trailer like a...

poison.

What if it'’s still in me?

If it didn'’t leave?
If I...

hurt him?

No, no.

I think it just stays
when it recognizes

something it can make worse.

Something bad.

I'’ve never known you
to have anything like that.

Then I guess you don'’t
know me that well.

Don'’t be scared.

Come here.

I don'’t like this!

Turn on the lights!

I don'’t wanna die!

Back off! Back off!

Shut the fuck up, Mary!

Get out of my way, you fucking bitch.

I warned you!

You better get
out of his way.

Let me out of here,
please, sheriff!

Please, they'’re all dead!

Sheriff, please let me out!

You'’ve gotta help me!

Kevin?

Dina, come here, baby.

Dina.

You know I'’d never
hurt you, right?

You know that, don'’t you?

Mikey, lock the door.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What the hell'’s
wrong with you?

I said I'’d never hurt you.

What the hell, are you
not listening to me?

My brother tried to
kill my wife, came after me.

You knew this
would happen, didn'’t you?

Your granddaddy brought in
the first drill.

He started it!

He opened up the earth!

It doesn'’t want us,
it wants you!

So let me in, goddamn you,
you son of a bitch!

You let me in!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Dina!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Shh.

Open the goddamn door, Dina.

Dina, baby, open the door.

Please, baby.

I'’m sorry about that
downstairs, I just--

Dina, open the door.

Come here.
Come here.

Sweetie, open the door.

Dina.

Come on, Mom.

Dina, please, open the door.

Goddamnit, open the door.

Agh, you stinking bitch!

Sheriff!

Come out, come out, come out.

I want to talk to you.

Don'’t be afraid.

God loves you.

Don'’t you fucking ignore me!

Where your husband at, bitch?

Huh?

I told him to get down here.

You know, your husband
and his whole family

cursed this town.

He brought the evil here.

It'’s coming for you, too.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

He put the evil on
you, too, boy.

You and your daddy
and your daddy'’s daddy.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Now go on back to your mama.

You gonna die,
too, little boy.

Y'’alls like
mommy'’s dirty legs.

Fornicating dog
on the devil'’s bed.

Now you'’re gonna
pay for the sins.

Hey!
Hey!

Hey!

No!

It only wants me.

The drilling let it out.

It'’s all chaos down there.

Daddy!

Hang on!
Daddy!

Dina, get the hell out!

We'’re not gonna leave you.

Get the hell out of here!

Take care of mama, boy.

Get the hell out of here now!

Right before I died, I felt something inside me settle.

It was just past midnight.
My birthday.

Mommy!

No. No.

Shit, come on!

Come on!

This can'’t be happening.

Come on!

No!

Come on.

Mommy, look.