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Hello. Hey there.

How are you?

Yeah, did you sleep well last night?

Yeah.

Good. Okay, you off to school?

Yeah, I'm about to leave in a few minutes.

Do you have plans for after school? I know you have short classes today, so.

I think I might go to the gym with Brian, but that's about it. Okay, cool.

All right. Well, we'll see you later. A quick question for you. Can I grab a

couple bucks for lunch this week?

Grab a couple bucks? You just got paid Friday.

Yeah, I know, but... I don't understand you. Where does all your money go?

I mean, you literally... You know what? That reminds me.

I was doing your laundry, and I found this receipt.

It's a receipt and then a bank withdrawal from this place, and it's

called the Cougar Den, and it's near the airport.

It's $320.

Of course you had to pay a fee from the ATM to use their ATM. I don't understand

what this is. And there's like something all over it. It's like litter or

something. I don't know. What is this receipt for?

It's just a bar tab and me and my friends. It wasn't all me.

A bar tab?

Now, did you get money back from your friends or at least gas money from them?

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, you need to not go to places. What kind of place is this?

It's just a bar.

I don't think it's just a bar. I go to bars sometimes, and I have never been to

a bar where the tab was $320, and you had to get cash out. I want to know what

this is.

Where have you been going?

Jimmy, be honest with me. You're spending all of your money. You have no

money for anything.

I'm paying everything.

All right, well, it's a strip club.

A stripper club where the girls pick their clothes off?

That would be the one.

Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, why are you going to places like that? You know those girls.

Look, it's not that big of a deal.

Friday night, me and the boys, we go over there. Just last week, you know, we

might have gotten, you know, spent a little bit more money than.

I see that. I know. I mean, I told you, they gave me money back. It wasn't all

me. Jimmy, Jimmy, you've got to conserve your money. You're going to be out on

your own soon. I know you've got another year or so with, you know, on our health

insurance, but.

You are going to have to pay all of your own expenses, and this is getting a

little bit ridiculous.

So you need to think, I will give you $20 today for lunch, and you've got to

make this work the rest of the week. $20 for the whole week? Yeah, you've got to

make it work. Pack a lunch, peanut butter and jelly or whatever else.

Pack a lunch, okay?

My purse is by the front door. Grab $20 out, but I don't want to hear anything

else. And you've got to figure out a way to not be going out to these stripper

clubs on Friday night.

Okay? I'm serious. Not another word.

Just go.

It's going to get a disease.

The cougar den.

to that.

Like I've got shopping to

do.

I'm ready to go. Okay.

Jay,

is that you?

It is I.

I have something for you. It's a surprise.

So when you come in here, close your eyes, okay?

Close my eyes?

Close your eyes. Come in here. Come on. You've got to be kidding me. Close my

eyes. I think you're going to like it.

You're going to spend so much less money.

I doubt that.

Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Your eyes.

Keep your eyes closed. Keep your eyes closed. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.

Did you move the coucher? I did. I did. All right.

You ready?

All right. Close, though.

Open your eyes.

What's going on? Okay. You're at a club. Look at it. What do you think?

I think I'm in my living room. Yeah, but no. Look.

It's the club. It's like a club.

I did a lot of research, and it's a club.

So drink your beer.

You got your beer. Is that the kind you like?

You got... The waitress in the sexy outfit, look, from walking by.

What's going on with you?

I'm like the waitress in the club.

And the dancer.

So, what do you think? Can you stay home now on Friday night?

I mean, this is kind of interesting. I might figure out what's going on with

you. I've got sparkles on me.

Indeed. I went to a lot of trouble. I actually bedazzled.

some things and um yeah i know right it's cute that's my outfit for dancing

so this is my outfit for serving i'm a stripper now i am your stripper so this

will keep you home on friday nights and you won't have to spend any money you're

for real yeah i know isn't that great maybe you can even bring your friends

over my boys would i know they would probably love it right They would

probably love it. I mean, seriously, for free. I mean, if you want to put dollars

or something, you could just put dollars in there. How about they bring money and

we split it?

That'd be awesome.

That'd be really good. We're bringing you customers since you're a stripper

now. There we go. See?

Okay. Well, I mean, one thing. There's a lot more to being a stripper than

dressing up and putting glitter on.

Oh, really? Okay. So, I know I have to dance and stuff like that. You know,

I'll be like... And I'm getting a pole. The pole's ordered.

So I'm going to get that. We're getting a pole?

We're getting a pole. We're going to get a pole.

So I figure it would be great exercise. Yeah, I mean, a lot comes along with

stripping. You know, there's lap dancing.

Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Lap dancing. I don't know what that

is. Well, I mean, strippers just don't bounce around the club.

Just dance where you like to. Well, yeah. I mean, they call it a lap dance

because you spend most of your time on the guy's lap.

Oh, on it? Like physically on it? Right, yeah.

That's why they call it a lap dance.

So it's like maybe.

Down in here. Yeah, like, alright.

Like this.

Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah, something like that. It's pretty good.

It's pretty good?

Seems like this would get kind of boring. I don't know. Maybe if I put my

legs over here.

Alright.

Ooh, like that or something? No?

Yeah, I mean, all that.

All that works?

Okay.

Let's put both your legs together, and let me see if I can get on top of here.

Maybe. Okay.

You like that, maybe?

You were never a stripper when you were younger, were you? No.

No.

Nope.

I'm a salesperson, so I think you could probably do all those things, but maybe.

I mean, you know how strippers make most of their money, right?

No, I mean, you know, doing favors, you know, maybe a little more hands-on, if

you know what I mean.

I mean, maybe, you know, touch it, take

it out.

Yeah.

You've got a fully erect penis.

Hands, uh-huh.

That's how the strippers make their money.

Even so, she was a really good stripper.

Should we put her hand all the way in here?

Yeah, she would.

Am I doing that right?

Yeah. I mean, sometimes they take their tops off.

They take their... Is it topless?

I thought it was just a dancer clip.

strip club. They strip their clothes off.

Is this alright?

Yeah, I think so.

It does give me a bit of empowerment.

Yeah?

Sometimes they take their bottoms off too.

I might have to work up to that one.

Is this what they do with you?

How they earn all that money?

It's where they get all that money from.

Like that?

Yeah. Sometimes they put it in their mouth.

In their mouth.

I didn't suppose I could do that.

Am I doing it right?

Yeah

How you spend your Friday nights, huh?

I can see why you spend so much money there.

Sometimes they put it in.

In? In.

Have this be as realistic as possible, so.

I suppose I could take these off.

tell me if I'm doing it right

How are

you

doing?

Wow. Wow.

Would you come in these clubs?

Let me turn around.

I'm going to try this way.

You're going to can?

Friends would like this too.